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I swear to fucking god I'm about to cry, this can't be real. I was laughed out of the store when I tried to sell this and the smelly fucking Greek guy told me to go home and "unwrap it like a candy bar" but I had no idea wtf he was talking about. How the fuck did this happen? Wtf do I do?

>> No.54273519

>>54273466
He fucked you over. He swiped your real gold for this replica as you were distracted. Classic scheme.
Go back with a gun and get your gold.

>> No.54273529

You should have bought from a reputable dealer. Did you buy this shit from some faggot on craigslist?

>> No.54273539

>>54273466
>ships from India

>> No.54273570

kek no refunds thanks for playing

>> No.54273574

>>54273466
>reverse image search: 0 results
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.54273587

>>54273519
That means the dealer is a leprechaun. >>54273466
Das rayciss man. He ain't greek.

>> No.54273592

>>54273466
Date stamp and more pics please

>> No.54273597

>>54273466
Classic distract & switch. Go back and get your real shit.

>> No.54273606

>>54273466
Damn I hope you’re trollin

>> No.54273635

>falling for jewish tricks since forever.

>> No.54273646
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54273646

>>54273466
>average precious metals enjoyer

>> No.54273660

>>54273466
you know who made this

>> No.54273671

>>54273466
Bitcoin doesn't have this problem.

>> No.54273687

>>54273671
tell that to the bitconnect boomers

>> No.54273701

>>54273646
i dont think zoomies are buying PMs in any appreciable number, bucko

>> No.54273736
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54273736

At some point the man that followed all the rules found that he is not getting what he deserved

>> No.54273738

>>54273574
>retard doesn't know images can be altered

>> No.54273739

>>puts copper in your coins
>>puts tungsten in your gold bars

Oy vey

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54273750

>>54273466
>things that never happened
stay in turkey, roach

>> No.54273770

>>54273701
zoomies aren't buying anything

>> No.54274089

>>54273770
My zoomer coworker just spent $1200 on a drone when he needs new work boots, and many tools

>> No.54274099

>>54273466
At least there's tungsten inside.
There's only a dream inside a bitcoin.

>> No.54274141

>>54273574

Learn to google

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/11yqytz/this_10_troy_oz_gold_bar_is_filled_with_tungsten/

OP is a literal reddit faggot.

>> No.54274175

>>54273466
Buy small one Oz pieces next time

>> No.54274207
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54274207

Buying more on Friday and expecting a delivery tomorrow. Feeling super comfy rite now.

>> No.54274240

>>54273574
the filename is literally from reddit

>> No.54274256
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54274256

>he didn't buy a $9000+ metal testing kit

>> No.54274287

>>54274256
you don't need a $9000 metal testing kit to detect tungsten cores, you can literally find out with a free audio spectrograph app on your phone if it's fake

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54274331

>>54273466
Sucks for you. Stop larping and post a timestamp. My gold is real.

>> No.54274336

>>54273574
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/11yqytz/this_10_troy_oz_gold_bar_is_filled_with_tungsten/

>> No.54274338

>>54274287
Ah right I forgot about that. Unironically thanks for reminding me. Something good came out of my shitpost

>> No.54274357

Gold bars are for fags and pajeets buy coins instead

>> No.54274359
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54274359

>>54273466
>this can't be real
yeah i was thinking the same about your post

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54274374

>>54273466
Also 1 post from this id.
The (((FED))) is worried people will start buying real currency.

>> No.54274390
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54274390

>>54273466
Oy vey, stop buying gold you goys, you will be scammed, oy vey. Put money in my bank instead

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54274415

>>54273687
bitconnect wasn't bitcoin

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54274440

>>54273466
Post nose

>> No.54274551
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54274551

>>54274099
checked and rekt
>digital real estate

>> No.54274751

>>54273466
>999.9
Hah.

>> No.54274798
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54274798

>>54274440
why does it have a picture of the atlantean lady on it

>> No.54274817

>>54273466
You swore and you lied anon. That's a bad thing to do... God will smite your gay ass... Be ready...

>> No.54274868

>buy bitcoin
>have bitcoin
>buy gold
>don't have real gold
why would anyone be a PMlet

>> No.54275316

>>54274817
If I was God I would smite people who overused ellipses first.

>> No.54275365

>>54274798
>Atlantean lady
That's the Señora de Elche retard.

>> No.54275375

>>54275316
It was required due to the severity of the situation. And the hushed tone implied... We are speaking about God after all, we need to lower our voice...

>> No.54275592

>>54274287
>audio spectrograph app
Thats interesting, but how do i use it anon?

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54275594

>>54275375

>> No.54275616

>>54273466
so you're all just lying on the internet now. i can't believe i trusted you keks.

>> No.54275678

>>54273212

It seems so real and organic in my mind.
>G0YN2P

>> No.54277002

>>54273466
>not taking pictures of your serial numbers
he traded you a valuable lesson for your gold

>> No.54277023

>>54273466
Based Perth mint customer

>> No.54277511
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54277511

>this is why i only buy coi-ACK

>> No.54277547

>>54273671
Buys BTC , filled with changed protocol and slow nigger shit.

>AHHHHH im a huge faggot i thought BitCoin was the futureeeee

It literally did happen to BitCoin

>> No.54277911

>>54273466
The artificial yellow color already tell you the ingot is fake, gold color is a lot more pale.

>> No.54277944
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54277944

>>54273466
>0 reverse image search results

>> No.54277985

>>54277911
No its not dummy. Thats pure gold and its yellow. They put real 24k gold around the tungsten.

24k pure gold is very yellow you dont know enough about real gold.

>> No.54277999

>>54274287
>>54275592
how to use on gold?

>> No.54278045

>>54273519
in minecraft of course

>> No.54278863

>>54273738
Are you fucking serious? You think that's how a reverse image search works?

>> No.54280033

>>54277999
>>54275592
maybe https://youtu.be/XZXHrjOT8-I?t=494
>lazy cunts

>> No.54280522

>>54273466
Kys Redditnigger

>> No.54280634

>>54273466
That is what you get for buying stupid shit cuz some retards online told you it was the move.

>> No.54280653

>>54273466
> he bought the scam token

>> No.54280753

>>54277911
>gold color is a lot more pale.
maybe if it's 10k
24k gold is so brilliant it's almost addictive to look at.

>> No.54281002

I dropped my heavy bar of silver on concrete and it dented pretty nicely kinda like clay, is that good enough to know I'm not getting fucked?

>> No.54281027

psyop thread

>> No.54281089
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54281089

Unbelievable, I've been had!

>> No.54281107

>>54273466
This is why I won't buy goddamn gold.

>> No.54281952

>>54274141
Based

>> No.54281967

>>54281089
,albeit

>> No.54281984

>>54281089
i kekd

>> No.54282603

>>54274331
>keeps his gold buried in 3 feet of wet mud
Based schizo bro

>> No.54282654

>>54274141
>Good job on the tungsten, it sure is dense

>> No.54282658

could you imagine if BTC had to be checked for being "real BTC" by experts in every transaction?

Fucking kek, PM fags eternally BTFO

>> No.54282676

>>54273701
yeah cuz even they have more brain cells than you
really makes one think

>> No.54282697

>>54273519
Wow this could actually happen if you have common bars/coins with no serial number. Never thought of this, maybe scratch initials or a number or something into it

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54282736

>>54275592
>>54277999
start by reading this article by a french professor
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/276297204_The_music_of_gold_Can_gold_counterfeited_coins_be_detected_by_ear
his paper was about doing the test by just ear, not even using a spectrograph, but you can work with the equations in this paper to generate frequencies for any type of coin, then you vibrate/ping the coin and compare the first three spikes (modes) to what the equation generated, and if it matches the pattern then it's real, and if the pattern doesn't match you can see where it failed and what the real metal is inside, I spent a few months reverse engineering the equations of this paper and have a working prototype that I'm trying to code into python

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54282747

>>54273466
>How the fuck did this happen?
'A man, that maketh haste to be rich, and envieth others, is ignorant that poverty shall come upon him'.
- Proverbs 28:22

>> No.54282813

>>54274868
Bitcoin is more of speculative asset, gold is for collapse shit and is physical.