/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUODdPpnxcA

NICE RUG PULL HAHAHAH!!!!!

UVXY

Someone please explain to me WTF happened this last hour. Why the fuck did the market tank????

i love the hustle and bustle of making a new thread every 300 posts, really makes 4chan feel alive and organic

Powell hinted that the pivot is coming.

WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN
>>54268688
>WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN

You did buy the suggested dip yesterday evening, right anon?

Bought BOIL at 4.08. Surprisingly comfy hold today....

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET IM BLEEDING OUT OVER HERE

Op is a feminist pajeet
>>54271533

And I'm not ever shorting yet, just selling my shit.

>>54270964
>FRC ANON
>POST YOUR LOSSES AHAHAHAHAH
-28.99% and counting

>>54271311
>XLB: -1.8%
>XLC: -1.75%
>XLE: -2.16%
>XLF: -2.32%
>XLI: -1.94%
>XLK: -0.99%
>XLP: -0.92%
>XLRE: -3.68%
>XLU: -1.98%
>XLV: -1.51%
>XLY: -2.24%

>Me: -1.19%
>YTD: -2.70%

Did well on fuckaround daytrading, outperformed almost all sectors, and nat gas put in a higher bottom. About as good a red day as can be.

>>54271633
it closed 10 minutes ago you braindead pajeet faggot

>if we all sell at once then he will have to pivot, guaranteed

I called a down -1.50% day on Nasdaq this morning before open. I can go find the post if no one believes me. Real /smg/ no lifers will remember

I can't believe i ended the day red

bros........... you okay?.....

Whom'st've're else bought QQQ puts on Monday

>>54271603
no rate cuts this year
Fed: bank deposits are secured, Treasury: bank Deposit limit will not be increased again
rate increase plan still a go, all that was changed was the wording
>Credit Tightness is a good thing

>Think rates are gonna go up a lil
>Smugly sell my TLT at the previous high of the day at $105.95
>Last minute green dildo to $106.50
I know it's not a lot, but why the fuck does this happen to me?

Threadly reminder, don't forget to pay your tithe to me on all of your daily gains. Without me none of you would have made any money.

>>54271638
>FRC ANON
With this new hike its very possible that FRC and/or another bank wont survive the week now.

>>54271640
AFTER HOURS IS STILL TRADING AAAAAAAAAA

So this is just complete bullshit, right? Market priced in exactly what happened, for months, and suddenly it's a huge surprise and everyone smashes the sell button as hard as they can? I just don't buy it. I don't see any reason for bears to think this is their shining moment after we're still in the same uptrend we've been in since October. Bunch of fucking retards.

>>54271580
this >>54271081 is what happens to banks used by poor people and the middle class.
they will only protect banks used by the rich.

HYG - high yield corp - is dumping AH. Its gonna be ugly tomorrow

>>54271634

please have some bank failing overnight, juice up the panic so we can finally see circuit breakers back in action. 2020 was so comfy bobros

>>54271595
spy 360 tomorrow

>>54271580
what is BofA exactly

>"Oh, your portfolio is deep red? NOT MY PROBLEM."
WTF, I love JPow now.

Shalom : )

>>54271603
Thanks for playing

At least the calls I sold did well today

>>54271682
i would love to see a circuit breaker in real time now that I know what they are and care
imagine shitting up the stock market so hard they turn it off

>>54271672
meant to link to >>54269523

>>54271668
clearly someone overbought

>>54271603
You got hooked.

>>54271603
> Inflation is still very high specifically in service sectors.
> We still have "safe" stocks trading at 2x+ pe ratios.
> fed is letting balance sheet run off still
> us yields beclowning real estate and tech investors
> banking system is sitting on a number of bombs (SPAC/startup money, auto loans, commercial real estate, shit bonds ect)

Sorry no clue

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So how did you cherry blossom americans do today?

>>54271709
CLEAN IT UP, WAGIE

>>54271698
BofA deez nuts lmao gottem

>>54271668
If the Fed isn't pausing or cutting here, then either they keep hiking at the next meeting or regional bank lending keels over (and we panic) or another bank outright fails (and we panic).

BOIL bros we're healing.

good day

What I expect to happen in the near future:
>CPI drops .1% or more, Powell doesn't touch rates that month to see if his tactics are truly taking effects. If this trend continues, he doesn't touch rates at all until it drop to the 2% he wants.
>CPI stays flat, Powell doesn't touch rates. If it stays flat for two months, he kicks out another .25% and sees if that shakes things free.
>CPI goes up by .1%, Powell drops another .25% hike, maybe a .5%. He does this until it starts going down.
>CPI goes up by .2% or more, Powell goes on the offense again and starts with a .5% hike, then moves into more aggressive hikes if the trend continues.

Buy the dip, itll go to atleast 15 again tomorrow, big brain time

I just realized that the economy is crashing largely because everyone is working from home and nobody is eating out and restaurants and offices are closing.

>>54271663
It was only $10k no big deal..

>>54271661
Holding TLT is like donating money away.
It doesn't yield nearly enough.

entire stock and bond market tried to price in a pivot because TrannyNiggerUnprofitableTechStartup regional bank was illiquid,
you cant make this shit up

>>54271580
The 37 year old virgin was a regular on 4chan, spending hours trolling and posting anonymous messages. He was never able to make real connections with people in person and thought the anonymity of 4chan would give him some peace of mind.

He had been living alone for years and his life revolved around the internet. He had never been in a relationship; he was too scared and too nervous to approach anyone.

One day, he decided to try something new. He began to dabble with the stock market, investing what little money he had. But instead of making money, he ended up losing it all.

Depressed and feeling hopeless, he turned back to 4chan. This time he was posting about his despair and desperation. He was soon contacted by someone who provided him with a “solution” to his problems: sticking marbles up his ass while playing the stock market.

He followed the advice and inserted marbles up his anal cavity every time he made a trade. But it still didn't work, and he kept losing money. His depression only got worse and darker thoughts began to plague him.

One night, after his fourth consecutive loss, he snapped. He took all the marbles out of his ass and committed suicide, leaving behind a note that said “I’m sorry I failed”.

>SOXL still dumping
Lol.
Lolmao.

REITs

>>54271661
That's what they do to everyone. It's no cohencidence their algos are mathematically programed to fleece as many goyim as possible

do i just take the loss and move on?

>>54271714
Reminder that such an exciting operation requires a woman's touch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtBeGZ_1MY

>>54271764
>because everyone is working from home
prime draft meat to fight russians

>>54271760
Yet another example of heeming to those who follow tripfag anime posters

>>54271788
yes, we're in a countdown to recession and another 50% drop in the markets

someone lemme know when it's slurp time. I got a stack of cash and I'm feeling thirsty

>>54271772

DRV is just printing money for me.
This is the most obvious play in the world.

>>54271788
>-70%
May as well just ride it out nigguh

>>54271764
>everyone is working from home
Kek no. A few companies allow it but only to determine who they are going to lay off first. The building I work in basically forced all the cubicle cucks to come in at least 3 days a week and they are so scared of getting later off a bunch of them come in 5 days a week to brown nose. Work from home was a fun little experiment but employees weren't miserable enough so back to the cagie they go.

>>54271709
Something doesn't seem right.
She's way too pretty to be working home depot.

>>54271772
So what happened to the marbles?

>>54271755
context
on track for another good year, hopefully

>>54271823
imagine your grandkids digging this up one day and saying "god what a faggot loser, no wonder he had no inheritance"

>>54271850
This photo was from before onlyfans existed

I don't get it. Is this not enough to pump us? If it's not enough how will we ever pump? We're not getting anything else until muh 2% which will happen in like 2035

>>54271791
Lol, you can literally hear alarms going off after opening bell.

>soxl was nearly $18 an hour ago

>>54271850
Home Depot lowkey be employing some hotties fr

Who was that faggot shilling VNQ? I'm losing my ass. I may nave to go back to sucking dick for crack

>>54271767
I don't do it for the yield, I mainly trade TMF for the gains

>>54271668
hahahahaha
dumb mumu faggot. zoom out

>>54271875
lol
Probably true.

MFW I almost panic covered my shorts on the initial pump then just said fuck it ill ride these damn puts to zero if it doesn’t reverse

>>54271830
maybe a move to $75-85? We have seen it before during last hikes (before banks started failing and being bailed out).

>>54271668
If you read between the lines of what Jerome said, basically he was saying that everything needs to slow the fuck down because inflation is getting out of hand. I took it as a little bearish, at least in the short term.

MARCH 18, 2023

SATURDAY

LOSS. LOSS MAKES MAN PHILOSOPHICAL. STOPPED CHECKING THE TICKERS HAVE LOST. I AM But CHECKING I HOLD STILL OVERALL MARKET, AFTER ALL,- JUST STICK MY HOPING I GET BAILED AM NOT SAND THE WON'T LEARN HEAD out IN THE EVENTUALLY THANKFULLY HOLDING ANY CALLS ANYMORE SO TIME IS. ON MY SIDE.

IT HURTS THAT COULD BUY ME LOST ENOUGH MONEY THAT A NEW CAR HAPPENED LAST YEAR THING HAPPENED THE SAME BUT I RECOVERED FROM THAT IN JUST HALF A YEAR 1 FEAR WILL TAKE MUCH LONGER THIS TIME. MAYBE THAT WILL BE A BLESSING

IN DISGUISE? ONCE

GET MY TAX REFUND

CAD $15K IN MY BANK ACCOUNT.

SHOULD I COULD PROBABLY SAVE ANOTHER CAD $20K FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. MIGHT HAVE TO OPEN So CAN A 2ND BROKERAGE ACCOUNT JUST STAY IGNORANT OF MY CURREN LOSSES EVENTUALLY THE ELEPHORIA WILL comp AGAIN. ONLY WITH LASS CAN EMPORIA BE APPRECIATED.

Fuck Joe B*den

>>54271777
checked
where's the "deep value" REIT investor from last week? hahahaahahhaa
dumb fucking faggot

>spy just keep drilling

>>54271788
the line will always go up
i know nothing about calls/puts but if you can ride it without risk of liquidating I would ride it.

market always reverts to mean, and it will always eventually go up

shorts are always more risky than longs

>>54271698
ligma

>>54271861
>imagine this loser breeding
sorry I cant

>>54271764
>>54271844
There's a reason office REITs are getting crushed, heemed, rekt, and raped. And it's not because everyone's back in the cagie.

>>54271662
I’m actually red today. Does that mean you have to pay me?

>AMD still up despite sour half-hour
AMDbros can't stop winning

>>54271682
>2020 was so comfy bobros
true

>>54271961
>closed early
Nevermind.

>>54271788
diamondhands

>>54271972
whats ligma

>>54271830
I got labd and faz, super comfy too even though my faz got stopped a couple days ago at 45%, congrats

>>54271638
no losses yet, but at this rate may be assigned by Friday.

>>54271901
Real estate is guaranteed to go up. They're not making more land, anon!

>>54271979
If you're the real baggot post once under your normal trip. I will still hate you for being a tripbaggot but I will hate you a little less if you're the actual baggie instead of some chucklefuck pretending. You have 2 minutes to respond.

>>54271901
>He fell for buying real estate
>During a rate hiking cycle
>With WFH and collapsing urban centers
Absolute madlad providing pension exit liquidity.

i'll be a good goy. i'll be a GOOD GOY. please stop dumping. STOP

>>54272004
sneed

>>54272003
Yep, somebody eating steak tonight on his dime

>>54271702
Hurry up and lower the price of gold and silver. Tamp that fucking sucker down I want more cheapies.

>>54272004
Its the inverse for SUGMA

>>54272004

smegma general

>>54271882
>If it's not enough how will we ever pump?
you won't

>>54271979
Quick, fake baggie, times nearly up

>>54271844
Yeah but in reality people just come in to scan their card and then space out a bit and go back home. The office is virtually empty. Even though everyone is "required" to be there 3 times a week. You can't go back in time. People got spoiled and they know they can be a lot more productive and flexible working from home. You can't reverse this trend.

Just buy KO and hold for 20 years. How hard can it be you zoomers

Did we have a fun day my wittle mumutard?
https://youtu.be/kqLzrCNDiU0

>>54271969
yeah it’s a cash account so i can ride it to 0

YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS
YOU VILL LIVE IN ZE POD
YOU VILL TAKE ZE JAB
YOU VILL OWN NOZING AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY

@54272019
>implying I give a fuck what you think
fuck you, i'll just post this again

SPX so close to the 200 day moving average

>>54271958
look at this dood hahahahahha
show yourself faggot

Beware the Ides of March

someone shill me on $BOIL

>>54272083
They're first going to sue KO for price fixing and then go full "tobacco companies" on them for diabeetus. This isn't 20th century America, Warren.

This thread is going so fast no one will notice that HIFS is down and ready to be slurped on another dip.

Uuuuuufff that violent rug in to close. Magical. Also I found 10 dollars on the ground in the parking lot when i arrived at work just now. This is basically my best day of the year.
>>54271594
lmao

>>54272105
wait til it hits 3.75 or 3.5 to buy me thinks

>>54272004
ligma nutz. hee hee. got’em

Carvana will be to this crash cycle like amazon was to the dotcom bubble. Smart money will quietly accumulate carvana. Why? The customer. Dealerships always suck. People always will go back to cutting out interaction with other people they dont have to talk with. And like klaus schwab says "own nothing be happy". The automobile will be phased out as commercial real estate is bought and rearranged into walkable transport cities. The automobile will be treated like a bottle of pepsi. A consumer good not a daily expense. You will see carvana rebound and vending machines built all over the place like amazon warehouses after the dotcom crash. Uber, lyft, all of those will be let to be the pets.com of the dotcom era. The focus will be on eliminating the need for the person to transport the person.

>>54272105
It's the most consistently exciting stock in the market.

Well, up until a couple hours ago.

>>54272042
whats sugma

>>54272105
It keeps going down so it has to go up even though the American Empire is weak and based on monopolizing and restricting resources

>>54272123
>This is basically my best day of the year.
Happy for you.

>>54271882
we drill down until morale improves

>>54272124
but why is it a good slurp?

the market: every sector is red
AMD & NVDA: but but but muh AI revolution

>>54272113
I see no issue. I've read an article explaining that diabetes is good for us.

>>54271648
What's tomorrow?

Bluelinebros we're so doggone close...

>>54272105
If you're really going to buy BOIL, wait til summer or late spring at least

>>54272154

>stocks down bigly
>crypto down bigly
>PMs up bigly
>Gaymstop up very bigly
....were the crazy people right all along?

>>54272021
They don't know and plan to MacGyver something on the spur of the moment if/when more things break.

Monday-Tuesday SPY gap filled.

>>54272134
Carvana failed as a business model. They bought junkers that their automated system appraised as easy buy and sells. I don't know why you bothered to type all of that trash. Maybe you're stupid?

>>54272149
it rebounds pretty hard, but you gotta time it just right or you will be banished to the realm of bagholders

>>54272092
I already own nothing and I am not happy

>>54272029
I haven't said this in years, but I'll say it now:
BUY AMD

>>54272166
ok schizo, what is your blue line?

>>54271662
Don't try to socialize your BOIL losses onto everyone else you inverser!

1 year and 1 month since DOOMPENING started and we haven't seen a single, not one, the integers above 0, natural numbers, circuit breakers on the stock market. How gay this stock market is

>>54272134
Just keep in mind that carvana is a sub prime loan company. Their customers are poor and stupid. The up side is cars are easy to repo and sell again to the next poor idiot.

>>54272202
lmfao that bounce.

>>54272113
You have no idea how much power Coca Cola has.

ToT

>>54272204
That's not rocker.

>>54272206
It's just an orderly exit.

>>54272217
They said that about GM. These are commies, if they get wind of blood, they'll pack like hyenas with shark heads.
Should have put more money into keeping Trump in office.

easiest way to kms myself?

>>54272217
South of the border? Yes. But that's KO*F*, cabron.

>>54272170
>US going into an inflationary depression and currency collapse
>gold is mooning

Imagine my shock. You do own shiny pet rocks right anon?

>>54272202
These smileys were tradingview's best idea in years honestly

>>54272094
Fuck off, tripbaggot, no one cares about you either you insufferable fucking jew
I still doubt it's you but in any case, I grant a gift to the thread get rekt you kike retard
Hope someone actually doxs you and hunts you down you cunt

>all that Mumu posting
>all fucking day
>non stop until 1 hour ago
Kek.

>>54272235
Piss off the clintons something good

>>54272199
lurkmoar and don't be rude, this is a friendly Christian (no protestants though) general

>>54272247
They really need to make the blind girl face the other way.

>>54272248
We all love baggie. We just pretend to dislike him

>>54272234
Go cry about it.

>>54272224
Hmmmm...I reckon I trust you to know. Who is it then?

>>54272245
Yep, I hold this one as well. Ended the day green too

>>54272248

Lol. Someone slurped the heckin dipperino.

>>54272103
it's the 22nd though

>>54272248
Baggots gook (obviously gooks tits in the post I'm replying to)
>>54272261
I don't pretend to hate him

>>54272248
We need more pix of these Baggie. Don’t disappoint.

>>54272268
see
>>54272248
and >>54272019

>>54272206
baggies are already out, might play with their toys
retail and boomer portfolios/pensions/401k/roth get eaten
same as any other recession.

>>54272257
Antisemitism will not be tolerated. You can't just call these losers mutt Turks all day just because they are.
>>54272262
No thanks. I'm done crying, there's one real solution and you don't have the inclination or the balls.

>>54272248
Imagine slurping those mikers

>>54272248
I fucking KNEEL.

Can't believe jerome powell murdered the Bogdanoff's and absorbed their power

congratulations on buying the mutli-generational top today

>>54272248
And now for baggot and gook
>>54272276
>hating baggot indicates what direction I traded today

Hay guise what's going on

today's stonk market movie of choice:
The China Hustle
available for free on YouTube
from the same guys who made the Enron doc
haven't watched in a while, join me :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoVWIM_Lbuo

Redpill me on my portfolio and what it says about my general intelligence

Inauthentic dump.

>>54272202
>>54272247
I concur

>>54272235
Say you have the original Jeffry Epstein flight logs

Look, someone tell the Jewish overlords to pump SCHW to $65 this week. My severance pay is taking a hit and I'm gambling with money I should be holding onto.

>>54272317
Her you go

>>54272322
Posts like this make me nervous as a bobo...

>>54272344
Do you know why it dumped in the first place?

>>54272322
Y…you too

And just as a way for anons to pinpoint the thread in future, I'll mention the term tripbaggot here so just tell others to look for that

Come at me again baggot you fat kike see what happens

>>54272331
thanks for reposting this one. i smashed the phone that had it and really liked this one.

>>54272339
You wanna talk inauthentic price action let's discuss last week's suicide bull.

>>54272337
It’s says -3 iq

>>54272337
You seem to be naturally drawn towards value traps.

>>54272344
yeah retards, it was the jooz

>>54272339
lmao

So what happened during FOMC?

goyim are so stupid, every time they gamble away their money they blame us lmfao, it's like swine getting mad at the farmer for being covered in their own feces
you'll be slaughtered all the same

@54272365
fuck off
>verificat

>>54272144
That is not true at all, BIOLs not a stock it natural gas futures contracts, buy and hold us a terrible strategy. Like when oil futures when negative that one time people holding contracts got wiped out and never recovered while oil companies are fine now in if you held through you'd be in profit now.

>>54272339

Kek.

>>54272344
Well you are at the right place...

>>54272248
Kek, someone got HOOKED

>>54272245
Do you understand what the market share of beverages is and just how much if it KO holds? Are you aware what businesses KO is in bed with?

This isn't cigarettes or cars or film. Its Sugar Water and almost 50% of the US consumes and buys it including congress. They're not going to ban shit.

Remember when they were loke totally going to ban McDonald's in the early 00s yeah that really went far.

>>54272134
If what you are saying is true wouldn't shit like Uber and Lyft become the new norms and people owning their own cars be a thing of the past?

>>54272380
he only said disinflation 10 times this time and the market is worried it's not happening

>>54272383
And yet EIS is also red on the day. Curious.

>>54272248
Nice job baggie!

>>54272358
Something about SVB poisoning the well, but an anon said if SCHW tanked then that'd a sign of the end times.
>>54272379
Yes.

>>54272380
>25 boop yeet
>no further hikes anticipated (market pumps)
>we're not cutting either tho (market dumps)
>inflation?
>Jerome: funds are safu
>Yellen: unsafe funds are not safu
>

>>54272425
do you really think jews own their own stocks? lmfao, you really are just a cattle goyim aren't you

>>54272383
And who do you blame when 109 countries...

>>54271613
Anyone else tired of hearing this word?

soxl STILL dumping

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAGAGAH

>>54272380

Lol. School shooters. We didnt solve our inflation gamma problem by bankrupting a gambling shop bank in Palo Alto

How did you do today?
>be me
>finish up 40%

>>54271613
In a year or two after we dip below 2%

>>54272415
They'll need to cut food stamps (more) and medical spending (a lot) to free up dollars for defense and interest. Bloomberg taxing KO bags is going to be a 2am, last-minute-bill heeming in your near future.

>>54272465

>>54272457
just like how poor and lazy africans blame europeans for their problems, we laugh at people like you for being so stupid

PLTR GO UP, THAT WAS MY LAST 10K!!!!

>>54272247

>>54272453
>dump your stocks so the Saudis snatch your country for pennies on the dollar.
Master plan, Moishe.

>>54272453
>>54272511
isnt Israel about to have a massive civil war or something too?

>>54272418
No. The human employee facing the customer was always the biggest risk in the tech company vision. Carvana just seems like the ideal standard for VC takeover of the automobile sales and distribution system. Why knock down some taxi companies when you could knock down the dealership network? There is more marketcap to take control of there. Too much legal problems with uber and lyft.

>>54272474
I recouped a chunk of my losses but not all of it

>>54272474
Up 20% after being down 40%

Yes I YOLOd my entire account into back month way out of the money puts yesterday. I’ll cover when SPY is below 350 on friday.

>>54272383
I hold 6 million shares of WILC

Oh no jannies thought they could stop this!

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

>>54272374
>>54272375
You're both stupid faggot niggers and my portfolio is going to grow more than both of yours you two faggots should get the fuck off of biz and go to crypto coin general faggot bitch

>>54272536

>>54272548
Reddit is down the hall and to the left, naturally.

I'm scared

>>54272536

>NO RATE CUTS IN FORECAST
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>>54272337
cash out and buy dollar general

>>54272562
IF YOU SCARED GO TO CHURCH

>>54272511
Remember, common shares don't get ownership claim when a business files for bankruptcy. They're lucky to get paid on the par value.

That said, while it's possible this is an entry to a serious pullback, I think it was all Algo's being busted on the flipflop of Jerome's "Bad news is good news." All the stops hit and options went into the money in a 10 minute span. Pretty funny to watch, very exciting.

>>54272548
Bitch you mother fucker I told you you bitch ass fucker are fucking drawn to fucking basterd ass mother ass value fucking traps mother
Take it bitch fuck or mother fucking leave it

>>54272561
Faggot. Respawn to my original post or don't talk to me at all

>>54272483
Let me guess... in 2 weeks?

>>54272498
I bet you blame babies when you drink their baby penis blood too, don't you?

>>54272569
NO RATE HIKES IN FORECAST
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>>54272589
This is a great poojeet impression.

>>54272595
>respawn
Talk to me when you dont have 5 dicks in your mouth

>>54272536

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRorNhiUM8U

>>54272597
No, about 2 months. Disappointing income tax receipts and some FDIC checks are going to move up the June debt ceiling deadline.

This is political advice. I am your senator.

>they thought there wouldn't be a rate hike
>they talked about a rate reduction
>they keep talking about a pivot
>they think sticky 6% inflation is bullish

Next leg down faggots. Reminder that gym gains are the only gains the jews can't steal from you

I feel like this was an overreaction and that we'll probably be fine

BOIL chads are making the trade of the century

>>54272569
What I find most interesting about this whole rates saga is how the market has been pricing cuts in all along but Powell is like "fuck nah".
Even now the market is pricing in a cut by next FOMC. I just don't see why they're constantly trying to force Powell's hand like this and still end up losing every time. It's kinda pathetic actually. Why don't they just go along with what he's clearly told them he will do? No rate cuts, niggers. More rate hikes until 2024.

>>54272607
impression?

>>54272638

>>54272633
>? And :) tattood on arms
#women

>>54272604
so... when is the pivot

>>54271892
Ho Depot

>>54272628
Why do you sound poor?

>>54272651
Good morning sit.

>>54272638
My $12 April UNG calls will still expire worthless. You wanna take em off my hands?

>>54272536
>slurping them while they bounce
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jiSBZbERWv4&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

There are 2 african americans on the fed board. It's literally 33% bipoc now. The whole federal reserve system is about to collapse. Like the old saying goes, "Get woke, go broke."

>>54272653
And I stand by that bet

>>54272638
Girls think hamchads are gross (because they are gross)

should i leave me shorts open for tomorrow?

>>54272648
He's repeatedly said they're data dependent and nothing is locked in. So a surprise bank collapse, negative CPI print, or general economic slowdown would force his hand.

That's a bet markets have been making for quite some time but that doesn't mean it won't Be Different This Time.

What in the ABSOLUTE FUCK happened today??

Did I miss the BOIL bottom? Brapbros seem to have come close to capitulation so it might be time to slurp. I guess I could wait until $3.

>>54272679
I do that all the time while she's riding me.

>>54272686
Hamchads don't need women anyway, we feast on the bussies of lanklet twinks.

>>54272670
Because it's my trust that insider trades off my knowledge. My personal account is much smaller and roughly matches, well, I don't want to say which but KRUZ *or* NANC :^)

>>54272707
cope

I bought AES at 30 so I'm still making a profit. But with how much it's shilled by Wallstreet you think it would pump. Never broke 30

>>54272658
This is the pivot. The US economy is humming. COVID is done, the US is whipping enemies, and we're all working if we want it, or building new houses and new editions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTdxdr9pNnw
Higher longer means the economy can stand a steady draw without dropping the floor out.

You and your 0% interest rates are gonna have to part, and you're gonna learn how to share some of that 15% y/y with the FED.

>>54272629
>Next leg down faggots

>>54272700
Physics.

>>54272684
>Section 8 causes White flight from the Fed board

>>54272703
No way, she rides me aswell and presses her chest against me

>>54272638
I've seen this webm posted multiple times here and I still don't understand what kind of mental illness this is
it's just a joke right?

>>54272718
Not sure what's your strategy goy, but this doesn't seem like a reasonable purchase in current environment.

>>54272724
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>54272748
nobody wants to hear your fantasy of your manboobs pressing on some grossed out gook.

>>54272700
most obvious crash ever

what's the best exh tag for momdom shit?

>>54272707
My arms are bigger than most peoples legs in this thread and you guys keep calling me a twink because I don't carry 70 pounds of visceral fat from binge drinking piss water every night

Lift weights and coom in hoors Rocker. It's not too late. Remember the sniffs?

>>54272724
>buy because you inverse what jews say
>it actually goes down alot
I'm gonna get heemed either way

>Tom Lee said we'd pump regardless of what the Fed decided
kek.

LOVE ME
HOLD ME

FUCK AND SUCK ME SLOWLY

>>54272685
Just to be clear, I WILL be requesting physical delivery, with video evidence.

You did not define a timeframe: I propose July 4th as the cutoff date.

I still haven't filed my taxes

>>54272724
>buy signal

>>54272527
>Carvana

When a woman goes shopping for a car, she doesn't want a gay tower. She wants to go to the dealership and be seduced by the salesman, try out different cars, walk around and look at cars, take pictures and videos of herself in the nice cars, and roll off the lot. Carvana does not deliver this experience. Honestly car purchases will never be done online. It's like selling wedding rings or bridal dresses online.

If I'm going to spend $20k for a fucking car I want an experience.

>>54272685
Whis the fuck has waffles in England. Sounds American. And why is he eating it in the same place he had fry up? Also an oasis out of a McDonald's cup.

Something is off

>>54272759
>25% increase in debt in one year
Well how does the FCF look?

Buying physical VIX futures

>>54272792
Bears and hunter. Bears will fuck things up and the man is the apex predator

Powell telling everyone he doesn't know about 6 times in a row was the most honest I've ever seen him

>>54272700
The answer is that the market filled the gap created by the pump between monday evening and tuesday morning, which is observable on the chart. It will likely go up tomorrow.

>>54272808
I know, I know, IM SORRY, it's just that I'm not gonna file em is all haha

>>54272795
Should've listened to that word salad tweet.

>>54272702
It's an ETF you stupid nigger there is no bottom why the fuck don't you people understand this.

Gonna laugh when the market is green tomorrow. Bobo get ready

>>54272808
>>54272835
Reminder if you are a poorfag or most wagies, you'd get a refund. You can also file now and schedule a payment for April.

>>54272685
He'd lose all kinds of weight if he just chewed and stopped with the HFC drinks. Oh hell no, chink poison to top it off.
Bullish for BGS, KO and HI

>>54272836
it was 25 bps and it went lower not higher.

>>54272816
What FCF?

>>54272845
it's also leveraged, nobody on /smg/ talks about the actual price of natgas

>>54272813
Fatties in Bongland give burgers a real run for their money

Market tanks on the most likely outcome
i thought it was priced in?

>>54272870
It unironically was priced in, that's why we've been ripping. Now we cool off a bit before ripping again.

>>54272836
This dude is way high on his own supply. In love with his own legend, literally think he's Tyler Durden.

>>54272754
>what kind of mental illness this is
Obesity

>>54272754
>I still don't understand what kind of mental illness this is
it's called being american

>>54272870
The rip was priced in

>>54272870
I'll say it again, the algos fucked each other. Powell went between so much good and bad news that everyone cleared everything within 3% of open, and all the algos freaked out without any support, assuming it meant that there was no belief in open prices at all.

Literally just the blips in shitty codes spiral fucking the market, and each other, in real time.

We're finally returning to no-bake until thread death, hopefully that means all the mumus left

>>54272692
>So a surprise bank collapse, negative CPI print, or general economic slowdown would force his hand.
Except that's the funny part, we've just had multiple bank collapses and he raised.
And not just that, he's stated loudly and repeatedly that he is committed to bringing down inflation/price stability.
At this point I think he won't stop even if there's clear negative CPI until it hits 2%

I just think the market must be feeling some fatigue at trying to fight him all year and losing and then it comes to this meeting and he still hikes. Like, just stop niggers.

>>54272845
I thought 0 was the bottom, but then there was that day Oil futures actually went negative, and finally understood there is is no bottom.

>>54272885
Maybe he is.

>>54272754
That's your child on public education and liberal indoctrination. There's literally no hope for this country.

>>54272884
>>54272870
We gapped up between monday and tuesday
Now we closed the gap
Tomorrow we climb back up. Cribbly crabbly.

>>54272754
has to be some kind of personality disorder to just let yourself go like that.

>>54272918
Oh shit, I never thought about this

@54272905
You're going to get the image flagged, and then nobody is going to be able to post them. You're supposed to use them sparingly.

We're free to leave at any moment, and yet we always go to the next thread:
>>54272935
>>54272935
>>54272935

>>54272921
>country
*world

>>54272937
he's clearly got some dopamine issues. he doesn't chew his food so he's probably got alot of emotional wounds.
most of his problem other than not chewing, is what he's eating. MSG all in everything I saw. The Chinese food is basically just MSG on rice with shoe water for color.

>>54272700
This >>54272450. And no it was not just a gap fill.

>>54272824
You're pretty much forced into choosing eagles & rats because the eagles could swoop and cut your throat in a second, and the rats could devour you with their sheer numbers in a way that no other animal could counter, assuming the combat takes place on an open plain.

The eagles could probably dispatch the oxen, the man, the wolves, the gorilla, and the lions with their razor-sharp talons. But the alligators and bears would have to be overwhelmed by the sheer numbers of the rats — it's a question of whether or not they would be effective devouring their soft tissue and somehow disabling them. But all they'd really have to do is chew their eyes and blind them to render them, or any other animal, ineffective.

>>54272944
>Tripbaggot tries to communicate something to me but he's seething and conflicted so he (you)-denies me so I can't even read it normally
Kek seething tripbaggot

best Twitter summary I've seen:

COIN receives Wells notice

>>54272250
Kek this.

>>54272638
Some of the grossest looking humans Ive ever seen, even grosser than that fatty with the somehow skinny meh tier redhead

>>54272794
Heh ive had this happen. I inverse? It actually does what they say. I dont inverse, they lied. I do nothing. It moves in whichever direction I suspected it would go and very hard, I go into a meltdown that i couldve been rich

Mumus indubitably hooked, KEK

where my put chads at?? we were shat on all week

>>54272812

I bought my Tesla online and it was the best experience I ever had buying a car. Car dealerships are a cancer on society. Salesmen are so creepy and scammy too. Can't wait for Car Dealerships to die off over the next 10-15 years.

>>54272820
Ammunition? I actually have no idea what the price is anymore