/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54267278
You total faggot should post it proper so we can watch
https://www.youtube.com/live/Co3WU9xjQkM

>biggest fomc meeting of modern times
AAAAAAAA

HERE WE GO

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cwHnQ7Xsg

>>54267278
that's still over 1.5h from now, can't believe 4600 people are watching this already. jannies should make a sticky 30 min before start.

>>54267359
It already has a gay theme song

>>54267371
its in 30 mins

>>54267359
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PUMP MY BAAAAAAAAAAGS JEROOOOOOME

>>54267359
Nice

>>54267278
>camera shaking
ITS OVER

>>54267417
oh i forgot that the time difference between euros and americans is off by one currently. alright, then jannies should sticky this one, idc.

>5
>PERCENT
>POINTS
>RATE

>What is the FED?
>What's the FED?
>What is the FED?
>Wazz da FED?

>>54267278
Boring 25 bepis

Isnt it crazy theres only 15k people watching it? Normies dont care?

>greentexting a yt link
you had one opportunity , one chance. moms spaghetti

What an absolute nothing burger

Basically confirmed 25 bepis.

>>54268110
I watch it through other streamers.

>>54268110
You are in the year 2047 in a Neuralink prison simulation jail for tax evasion,there is only a few of us here retard, npcs don't care about that.

>>54268110
Normies don’t even know what the fed is

>>54268159
EUR/USD and gold are pumping.

>>54268174
Not basically. They released the number at 2pm. Powell will talk at 2:30

>>54268174
Another wave of raising rates, but not actually enough to make meaningful change, so it can be raised again next time.

>>54268110
99% of us are in puts/shorts staring at the stream I bet too kek

jermone powel is gonna anounce that 'hungry joe' biden fired him and the fed is getting margin called
sell now

>>54268110
>>54268279
pro tip, you are the normies

what are the likely chance of a .50?

>>54268195
such as?

>>54268110
Im lazy and just wait for this board to tell me

>>54268174
What’s the point if it’s not at least .5? They would do less damage if they just raised it in 1 whole point increments in the first place.

>>54268279
>trading options
normie

>"In support of these goals, the Committee decided to raise the
target range for the federal funds rate to 4-3/4 to 5 percent."

Lol not taking the foot off the gas.

staffer just announced 5 mins until start

I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR BANK STOCK SHORTS OPENED

>>54268332
0%
>>54268353
kicking the can down the road until something actually breaks

>>54268174
how can you post 18 minutes after they released it's 25 bps and not know this...

>>54268353
I think it's 0.5 bps. They posted the statement to their webpage like 10 minutes ago. January's says targeting 4.25-4.5. Today it says they raise targets to 4.75-5

>>54268401
Nothing ever happens
>>>/pol/ doomer jew

>>54268451
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230322a.htm

>>54268329
Normies don't trade. At least not for long

LMAO
HE ACTING LIKE IT'S NOT SYSTEMIC

>banks are safe guise
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>remember when they tell you not to panic, that's when you run for the hills

>>54268547
OUR BANKS ARE STRONK!!!!

ample liquidity

>>54268465
three banks have collapsed this month

>banks are safe

chuds btfo

>>54268582
>"GUISE STOP BUYING UP THE MASKS AND HOARDING THEM THEY DON'T WORK"
1 month later
>"YOU CAN'T ENTER THIS SPACE WITHOUT A MASK"

75 hike, also we will bail every bank.

>>54268604
As I said, nothing ever happens
Also is it just me or does Powell sounds more and more like the chainlink guy and his same slides

Time to go long 15x

THE LIQUIDITY
IS AMPLE

Just filled my 33 BTC order.

GET TO WORK WAGIES! This faggot watches Rowe.

>inflation is only 5% if you exclude food and energy

LMAO

>labor demand and job growth still up
lmfao just shows people that when push comes to shove that they have the means to pay as well as they do the ceo.

>>54268701

>inflation is too high and isn't going away
>I'm only hiking 25 bps though

>>54268593
>>54268618
he basically admitted live that they're double booking the fucking bonds, they're both on par and not, at the same time
>>54268633
they released a 25 announcement earlier (>>54268488)

He’s seething that labor markets are tight, he’s mad for business have to compete for labor

0.25 kek

>max employment
>stable prices
Lying through fucking teeth. Supply chains are crippled, factories burnt everywhere last several months alone, and people are dying from the vaxx or are outright crippled. If you're a normie on this board that believes what these cunts say, get off the site.

>JPOW reiterates 'no more planned hikes'
REEEEEE

>>54268110
Normies, heck even bros in finance think the fed is a government entity.

>>54268110
Normies fear primary sources

>he is shitposting the curve meme to wink at the market rates are going down.

Watching the charts react in real time is always hilarious. None of the faggots know what to think so they're just panic selling and buying at random.

>>54268174
>25
Booooo, what a pussy

get off JPOW go back to colby smith

>>54268777
checked and based

i'd pump this chick neday

duz she read /biz? mebbe sharpie in the poop?

jesus he's reading this script terribly. WHO the fuck has confidence in them??

I miss those 10k movements

only 25, weak

>>54268891
She looks like a halfie

"we were ready for even more hikes for the rest of the year"
PIVOTERS DESTROYED

>>54268777
Checked, but you need to stop reading selective doomer articles.

He barely knows what they're actually doing

>>54268930
>>54268891
1/128th

>don't worry about the banks collapsing bro we'll fix that without affecting anything else magically bro just trust me bro modest effects bro nothing to see here

>>54268777
Based

>short 100x
>based on his initial words I doubled my money
kek

TIGHTEN LABOR

>have an eurusd long open
>that fucking green dildo
Thank you, americans

>>54268226
>implying that gold pumping and eur pumping isn’t a morning burger

>>54268931
Pivot sisters... not like this

>>54267278

fuck, I was hoping they would decrease the rates so that people would buy bitcoin

now bitcoin is crashing, stocks will crash

wtf are we supposed to do ? Buy fucking bonds ?

why is gold going up

>>54268930
he reading biz for sure. he heard you anon!

>if stress in banking system results in credit tightening then it's possible we won't need to raise rates further
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH he wants the crash and the following depression to do the job, just as predicted, i fucking love this man

>>54269036
Bitcoin is fine. It barely wiggled at all.

So he's saying that everything is contingent upon credit-tightening following the banking issues. If that doesn't happen, we're on for more rate increases if labor remains strong and inflation remains stubborn.

>>54268891
Lov u colby

>>54268891
she was biting her lip while JPOW was talking.
should've screenshotted it :(

>>54269035
DXY is falling. trader overconfidence about anything other than 25bps is being corrected. it's basically noise, don't sweat it

>>54269067
yeah he has been openly talking about inducing a depression
he is the man america needs

So is bitcoin going to $100k this year or not?

>>54269084
First link meme that made me laugh in months

>it's a feature, not a bug
Powell is literally /ourguy/ boomer gamer

DISINFLATION PROCEEDING; BUY BUY BUY

>>54268891
>people are STILL wearing masks

>>54269001
Tighten labor, bail out the banks, raise the rates. Punish the poor people.

>>54269035
The has spooken!

>>54268891
was the cute blonde one on today

>>54269125
More the economy crashes, crypto goes up?

Lol did he just say that housing price arent dropping and people still buying houses as an indicator that the economy is fine? What the fuck... Literally 2008 tier argument.

>>54269198
She's my wife you fucking nigger and she's on right now

HE FUCKING BITCHED OUT
HE FUCKING BITCHED OUT
HE FUCKING BITCHED OUT
HE FUCKING BITCHED OUT
HE FUCKING BITCHED OUT
HE FUCKING BITCHED OUT
HE FUCKING BITCHED OUT

OMG he is now starting to doubt in keynesian economics, it's literally over for fiatcucks.

Everything is bullish for crypto, we cant lose

>>54269185
she's double masked and quintuple vaxxed

>>54269185
how much cash you think colby will want to sharpie in the poop on /biz? maybe in t-bills?

Look at this qt

>>54269036
>bonds
like Credit Suisse bonds?

>>54269239
BACK OFF FAGGOT SHE'S MINE

>>54269147

fed rescuing failing moneylenders = factual pivot, even if the base interest rate for goyim is increased. edomites got more money to play with, thus pumping all assets. except chainlink.

Can we talk about all these hot sluts cooming to Powell?

>>54269221
mrs anon has an annoying voice

>>54268931
>Pivotniggers, or piggers, as I like to call them

>WHAT WENT WRONG
he knows exactly why fractional reserve doesn't work

>>54269239
another gentleman of cultrue. nice!

these journalists are too hot wtf.

you perverts need to stop eyeing Jpow's personal harem

>>54269272
She an up talking sjw working for nyt

>>54269036
>now bitcoin is crashing
lmfao

>>54269272
that's because she has anons jizz on her vocal chords

>>54269314
Only because its The Current Year. It didn't have to be this way.

All the men are fat boomers and all the women are hot qt sluts

>>54268972
this

i MUST sniff her asshole

NO RATE CUTS; SELL SELL SELL

>>54269347
if we pooled our resourcez we could get these bitches to sharpie in the poop. you know we can do it anon!

>>54269387
New bobojak just dropped

Powell: everything is fine!
Also we don’t know what happened!
It was just one bank that was an outlier
Ya this kike is full of shit.

>>54269347
Just like in my Japanese cartoons

Dat vocal fry and dumb slut accent

HNNNNNGGG

credit tightening is liquidity crisis
liquidity crisis IS depression
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

these journalists are absolute hotties wtf

where dat sharpie...

>>54269265
>except chainlink.
based

qt now asking if there are risks to commerical real estate and its effecs on smaller banks

powell says its a well capitalized industry and not related

>>54269370
(((Segal)))

>>54269423
exactly...

>>54269463
She will take my fenian seed and produce a kosher potatomutt fit to rule the goyim cattle with an iron fist

>>54269463
wtf shes a jew? scratch everything i said

>>54269446
o fugg

UH OH balance sheet time. why the increase mr jpow.

absolutely would/10

I miss dc sluts so much

she's so ugly

pair of testacles on her ears... wtf? signal of some kind?

>>54269524
shes giving me a rate hike if u catch my drift

>>54269506
They are nearly all Jews anon, where do you think you are?

Also where are the shucking and jiving niggas ? This be a kkk meeting yo

>>54269446
based

>>54269535
when anon takes off his pants and shows you his 25 BEPIS

>yes we increased balance sheet
>its different this time tho trust me bro

UMMMMM.....

>>54269597
kek

why hasn't this retard been fired yet?

>>54269576
>2, maybe 3 visible cables coming out of the thinkpad
>macbook is completely wireless, clean and elegant
why do troons use thinkpads again?

>>54269597
max kek

>>54269674
biden is going to replace him with a black woman

OH FUCK WITHDRAW EVERYTHING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

beautiful nose wtf

>>54269723
BIG GORILLA

what the fuck did jpow do everything is crashing

>>54269763
Said he will keep hiking and no pivots

>confirm rate hikes are almost over, markets start pumping
>faggot journies have to ask about the banking system and ruin it
thanks you stupid fucking niggers

(((GOODKIND)))

>>54269781
fuuuuck

>>54269763
He's coming across as unconfident.

>>54269678
>macbook is completely wireless, clean and elegant
Sounds F A B U L O U S

>>54269763
>says and does literally everything the he said he was going to do for over a year now
>markets crash because they were pricing in a pause or even a cut
LOL
M
A
O

woah! thanks, powell, lovely!

>>54269781
He literally didn’t.

>>54269792
The banks are all fucked and I love it. Too bad they’ll get bailed out but they are all in the same boat.

lovely!

WTF POWELLBROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

>>54269815
>priced in
>not priced in

ASIAN BLONDE WIFU

CAN SOMEONE SHUT THIS DOWN ALREADY

Room full of evil WASPS

>blonde asian
absolutely disgusting

IT'S OVER

>>54269906
You mean Jews

>>54269906
You mean Jewish Judeo-Israeli Jews?

>>54269852
what does that mean? my fiat purchasing power is worth less? fuuuuu

>>54269895
nah man she wont sharpie in the poop.. now genzer ... she freaky af for sho

Well, Goddamn. That's what I get for looking away.

>>54269906
Gender is literal Jewish

is every single fucking hot female there a jew?

hey bitch St Patrick's day was last week

Burger , ease up on the eye liner

>>54269975
mebbe

first market shrugging the hike, now shrugging the fed kikes

>>54269999
checked
grim

>>54269999
checked and wow she's mesmerizing bros

>>54269975
Pretty much , it’s hot Jewish slut nepo babies

I feel bad for Powell. He is struggling today.

>>54269678
man this comment makes you seem like a real homo, and I own neither a thinkpad nor a mac

>>54267278
RATE CUTS ARE NOT IN OUR BASE CASE
>RATE CUTS ARE NOT IN OUR BASE CASE
RATE CUTS ARE NOT IN OUR BASE CASE
>RATE CUTS ARE NOT IN OUR BASE CASE
RATE CUTS ARE NOT IN OUR BASE CASE
>RATE CUTS ARE NOT IN OUR BASE CASE
RATE CUTS ARE NOT IN OUR BASE CASE

it truly is over.

>>54269999
her makeup looked good until she got cover in cum.

>>54270083
Great sound byte for the next round of financial youtube videos

>>54269999
Looks too Jewish, checked btw.

>>54269999
>anons think this le creatura is hot
Get better standards u fucking spergs

>>54270083
>don't believe the market goys! we have to stay relevant!

>>54270115

Show bob an vagene

>>54270141
what is with all the makeup. She looks like a clown

>>54269935
>>54269936
>>54269965

Is that what we call WASPs we don't like? Ok sure, they're JOOOOS

this whole charade rests on a false assumption, that the Fed can control inflation by raising interest rates.

all it can actually do is cause a recession which isnt even guaranteed to reduce inflation.

>>54269999
>schonberger
digits don't lie

>>54270083
>We're not gonna pivot, I just brought up a pivot for no reason bro, just don't think about it

>so if lending conditions have tightened, as you say, aren't you gonna cut rates?
>no, I'm still gonna hike them, just, you know, unscheduled.
so the pivot isn't actually here

thanks for the keks.

see y'all in the gulags

anon out.

>>54270181
0/10 bait, JIDF has arrived
abandon thread

>>54270164
>>54270221
dellusional

>>54269417
>>54269387
This image is at least 12 years old

it's even more over than it was before

>Fed isnt seriois about fighting inflation
Doves win. Its over.

>>54268891
That bitch behind her has not one but TWO masks on

>>54271792
#MASKUP