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54262501 No.54262501 [Reply] [Original]

2008 HIT MUSIC

I just want bobo close
Where you can fall forever
You can be sure
That it will only get worst
You and BOBO together
Through the days and nights
I don't worry 'cause
Everything's gonna be going down
People keep talking, they can say what they like
But all I know is everything's gonna crash
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of the crash, you, you cannot stop

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (oh), oh (oh), oh (oh), oh (oh), oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (oh), oh (oh), oh (oh), oh (oh), oh
(No one)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohh)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (no one)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (oh), oh (oh), oh (oh), oh (oh), oh
Can get in the way, of the crash.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rywUS-ohqeE&list=PLD923501B7B06DBB1&index=2
>>54259248

>> No.54262536
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54262536

>ARKK

>> No.54262537
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54262537

>>54262501
To those who didn't believe in GameStop stock, you missed out on a historic opportunity, and your ignorance and lack of vision is infuriating. Instead of recognizing the potential for a massive short squeeze and joining in on the gains, you chose to sit on the sidelines and mock those who had the foresight and courage to invest in GameStop. Your shortsightedness and narrow-mindedness are holding you back from truly understanding the power of the markets and the potential for individual investors to enact change. Your lack of faith in GameStop and the retail investors who supported it is a testament to your own limited thinking and inability to see beyond your own biases. So go ahead and continue to sit on the sidelines like the cowardly worms you are, while those who believe in the power of the markets continue to thrive and succeed.

Picrel, you vs us.

>> No.54262882

The dot plot is all that matters. 25bps is guaranteed.

>> No.54262931

>>54262537
The MOAS is gonna happen. But it'll be from 0.3 to 12 dollars.

>> No.54263129

Don't buy this GME rally. 24$ is about 100$ dollar pre split. You'd be a complete tool buying at this level.

>> No.54263844
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54263844

>>54262537
>To those who didn't believe in GameStop stock
50% increase, yawn who cares
>picrel

>> No.54263916

things are dipping a little maybe its time to buy soxl for the FOMC rip.

>> No.54264321
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54264321

IT IS NOT QE
>IT IS NOT QE
IT IS NOT QE
>IT IS NOT QE
IT IS NOT QE
>IT IS NOT QE
VALUATIONS WAY TOO HIGH
>VALUATIONS WAY TOO HIGH
VALUATIONS WAY TOO HIGH
>VALUATIONS WAY TOO HIGH
VALUATIONS WAY TOO HIGH
>VALUATIONS WAY TOO HIGH
BOTTOM IS MONTHS AWAY
>BOTTOM IS MONTHS AWAY
BOTTOM IS MONTHS AWAY
>BOTTOM IS MONTHS AWAY
BOTTOM IS MONTHS AWAY
>BOTTOM IS MONTHS AWAY
https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/thoughts-on-the-market-wilson

>> No.54264323

$VORB

>> No.54264340

How much time until bepis enlargement??

>> No.54264344

What happens at 2 pm?

>> No.54264347

>>54264340
bepis minutes

>> No.54264349
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54264349

Powell will raise by 61 basis points to violate expectations and reestablish credibility.

>> No.54264354
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54264354

The goyim are cattle and I'm tired of pretending they're not

>> No.54264361

>>54264321
>get on the other side of my trade, normie faggot
>t. big bank
Wow I guess I will

>> No.54264363
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54264363

my lil MARKET CRASH doin sum

>> No.54264369

50 bepis all but confirmed

>> No.54264373

post rare Jeromes

>> No.54264379

>>54264344
Total banker death. 100 bepis

>> No.54264390

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVxmLWpZ3U4

>> No.54264393
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54264393

>>54264373

>> No.54264402

>>54264349
Super confusing, not good for credility desu

>> No.54264404
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54264404

>>54262506
>yeah I dca into index funds how can you tell

I might give up, as trying to gamble/time things is not working out for me, and just DCA into VOO until I die.

If that happens then goodbye SMG. It's been an honor.

>> No.54264410

>>54264379
That would be glorious

>> No.54264413
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>>54264373
it may not be rare buts its the funniest one i have

>> No.54264412

>>54264393
kek

>> No.54264434

looking at TMPO

>> No.54264441

>>54263844
RIP to the GOAT

>> No.54264476
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54264476

>>54262537

Fuck you. Your stupid GME ticker is as bad as buying stock in a bitcoin exchange. Don't act all smug because you had one quarter with good results. You'll be back in the penny stock territory with BBBY in a few years.

>> No.54264481

>>54262501
I would date a female JPowell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6j6Zk945ZY

>> No.54264490
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54264490

>>54264349
Then calls an audible during the press conference, raising another 8.
>"Fuck your swaption strike prices"

>> No.54264500
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54264500

25bps anyone telling you different is a mark. The chosen have given JPowell his orders and everyone who needs to know already knows what it's going to be. Markets will pump indefinitely and you will be happy.

>> No.54264503
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54264503

>>54264344
crack open a fresh can of bepis and watch the world burn

>> No.54264508

>>54262537
GME has shot up to its early-December price.

>> No.54264518
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54264518

poop

>> No.54264521

>everyone is bearish
so we close ultra green like every fucking time. Seariously feel like doing a little test with 10k. Always bet against the sentiment of /biz/

>> No.54264533
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54264533

Before we head into this FOMC I just want you to know that I hate every single tripfag, namefag, SOXL shill and bogle baggot in this general.

>> No.54264553
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54264553

whenever this guy starts posting in his ESL rambling, hes usually wrong.

>> No.54264556

WFC put niggas ww@

>> No.54264557
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54264557

>> No.54264566
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54264566

>>54264518
oil at $70 today lets hope it holds

>> No.54264576
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54264576

What's your biggest bag? Mine's BOIL at $9. Not sure whether to hold or just cut it and be done with it.

>> No.54264584
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>>54264533

>> No.54264592
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54264592

so how is 2pm supposed to go down?
50bps - market unchanged/lower
25 or less - markets rise
?

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>>54264490

>> No.54264602

>>54264566
Physical VIX looking strong as hell

>> No.54264611

>>54264576
>anon is having max pain
Yeah, I think it's time to load up of several thousand BOIL shares.

>> No.54264628

>>54264595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8H-67ILaqc

>> No.54264630
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54264630

>>54264576
>What's your biggest bag?
538 shares of FRC @ $18.77

>> No.54264636
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54264636

Today’s the big day

>> No.54264642

zombie market

>> No.54264643

>>54264576
Buy good dips, sell good rips, lower your losses, maybe it relatively moons in the Fall/Winter (though likely nothing like the last big one due to storage gluts).

>> No.54264645
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54264645

>>54264533
AMEN

>> No.54264648
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54264648

I am cutting rates... but no more bank back stops.

>> No.54264650

>>54264611
*load up on

>> No.54264652

>>54264576
Do not sell. The lowest BOIL will go is maybe $3.50, then we launch back to $60

>> No.54264655
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54264655

>>54264576
TBLT at $97

>> No.54264665

>>54264576
ARKK shorts since January

>> No.54264669
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54264669

insider here, the rates are going to be paused today. Biden told Powell he was going to throw Donald Trump in a jail cell if he raised them 25 bps. Powell doesn't want to see his friend Donald in a jail cell because of him. I wish Biden would get impeached.

>> No.54264680

Guys, I found Baggie and his woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRiBa1XflUI

>> No.54264681

>>54264349
This is why rates should not be decided by people they should be decided by my free market shit coins.

>> No.54264682

Its so over today bros i cant stop crying…

>> No.54264685
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54264685

soon

>> No.54264706

>>54264652
>$60
This strikes me as a bit far on the optimistic side but I wouldn't be too surprised to see it hit the 20s. The contract quotes even all the way into 2024 just aren't all that and they have tended to adjust slightly downward.

>> No.54264724

Don't worry bros when gme moons I won't exact vengeance on you anons and you're all invited to my castle with real life anime girls for a night of vidya and chicken tendies

>> No.54264727

And why is GameStop not selling off? Who the fuck is buying? If anyone read the report it’s NOT bullish

>> No.54264730
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54264730

/smg/ i have bad market news. today president trump will be impregnated by the Deep State.

>> No.54264742

>>54264706
I should add, far on the optimistic side assuming no reverse split.

>> No.54264752

i missed the bottom of soxl, priced out forever.

>> No.54264753

>>54264727
give it a week lol

>> No.54264761
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54264761

All signals shows we will be rallying.

It's over for the bears.

>> No.54264762

>>54264680
I wish I had a trad, musical, gf

>> No.54264767
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54264767

Fucking Christ 2 more hours of Bonesaw market.

>> No.54264776

It's gonna fucking pause
Kill yourselves

>> No.54264783

>>54264762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORU0K9ZxK_M

>> No.54264785
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54264785

CAN'T GET OFF THE CAROUSEL
CAN'T GET OFF THE CAROUSEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPntwwxuq8

>> No.54264786
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>>54264685
Even if just for today, reality will come crashing down. Us Bobos always return. Always.

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54264790

>futures

>> No.54264795

>>54264730
This will just ensure his election.

>> No.54264801
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>>54264730
will it be televised?>

>> No.54264802

>>54264783
>Animusic
Ah, takes me back to the first days of smoking weed and watching this late at night on PBS.

>> No.54264804

>>54264790
Oh God that's sick

>> No.54264805

>>54264576
SOXS shorts since november

>> No.54264810

>>54264801
I called the bank and they hung up on me

>> No.54264812

>>54264576
622 shares of FRC @$33.8

>> No.54264824

>>54264655
Why you still holding it? And why haven't you cut earlier?

>> No.54264837

>>54264576
TQQQ @$66

>> No.54264839

>>54264824
Sentimental reasons

>> No.54264842

>>54262537
and the moass still didn't happen

>> No.54264847

>>54264842
2 more weeks

>> No.54264848

>>54264767
Oh my

>> No.54264853
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54264853

Does it make any sense to allocate some platinum-group miners into gold miners portfolio?

>> No.54264854

>>54264802
https://youtu.be/n75DAmwInhE?t=16

>> No.54264866

>>54264837
>holding a leveraged ETF
For what fucking reason?

>> No.54264873

>>54264790
Just imagine what the cat will do when she dies alone

>> No.54264877
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54264877

>be me
>go ahead and buy 3 shares of BOIL at 4.3 (4 and 3 make divine perfection of 7) just to have something going

>> No.54264879

>>54264866
tom sosnoff did this to me

>> No.54264882

>>54264785
Finally, a real song

>> No.54264895
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54264895

Why are we so green? What do they know?

>> No.54264906

>US Senator Warren has asked the Fed to crack down on large regional banks - CNN.

What did she mean by this bros?

>> No.54264921

whens the fomc???

>> No.54264922

>>54264854
Is geriatric rockers still rocking based or cringe? I love ween and those fuckers are like 50 and still put it down.

>> No.54264932

>>54264906
Means she's got puts

>> No.54264940

>>54264921
11 minutes

>> No.54264948

>>54264882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu2NK5REvWM
>>54264922

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYvcdhCbzJw

>> No.54264952
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54264952

IT'S OGRE! SELL EVERYTHING!

>> No.54264955

>>54264895

It pumps on Fed meeting days and then dumps after.

>> No.54264957

>>54264895
man I checked the indices expecting a big pump because you said “so green” and we are up less than a tenth of a percent, ive been had

>> No.54264963

>>54264921
2

>> No.54264968

>>54264952
I would kms

>> No.54264971
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>>54264906
She's Congress' no financial fun allowed police.

>> No.54264992
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54264992

>>54264592
50 megadump
25 or less pump

>> No.54264996

>>54264940
... and two hours

>> No.54264999

Okay before some faggot gives me shit about Bollinger bands not being a good indicator, I'll ask if NVDA being at a point where it typically has reversed violently matters or not?

>> No.54265001
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54265001

>>54264957
Well I'm green anyway

>> No.54265007

LIFE IS A BLAST WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
BEST TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING 'FORE YOUR LIFE GET RUINED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG5La6k6eTI

>> No.54265009

>>54264999
any person that believes bollingers aren't useful is a fucking NIGGER

>> No.54265010

>>54264952
that would unironically solve the inflation. but at what cost lol

>> No.54265017

>>54264906
She's a foreign nation (redskin Indian) infiltrator trying to destroy the white man's world and return everything to the natives.

>> No.54265022

>>54265001
oooh very nice, a fine day

>> No.54265026

>>54265007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcvGWKBns8I

>> No.54265029
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>>54264992
Her face looks like a mask, but do want.

>> No.54265033

>>54264853
Yeah, platinum is a good buy right now. I've been buying physical, since mid February.

>> No.54265041
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54265041

I bought

>> No.54265052

Why do you niggas keep saying there's gonna be a pump when the 25 bps is already priced in

>> No.54265053

>>54265026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw

>> No.54265057

>>54264404
>>54264630
oh hey it's you my FRC exit liquidity. enjoying my shares so far? I'll buy them back from you when FRC hits 2/share. Keep them warm for me.

>>54262501
POS duplicate baker. Real prev thread: >>54262452

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>>54265026
nope

>> No.54265058
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54265058

invest in BRASKEM earnings NOW

>> No.54265067

SPY FIINA DOOMP

>> No.54265068

>>54265010
But think of the (((((((((banks))))))))) anon!!!

>> No.54265074
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54265074

I don't fuckin get it, what the hell even is required to dump the market at least a little bit? Why is the european market so resistant to any news pertaining to inflation? UK's inflation confirmed fugged today, effect? Pump
Same with Germany, Scandinavia, Italy, and so on. It seems the market is just too bullish and has too much retard strength. Bobos just cannot win in Europe

>> No.54265076

>>54264804
you have to be 18 years or older to use this site

>> No.54265079

>>54265052
Just a tiny pump because it’s still uncertain

>> No.54265092

>>54265076
I'm 25 but I'm a virgin

>> No.54265093

>>54265052
Specific events aren't actually priced in, it's a probability distribution. The fear of 50 is skewing the normal distribution

>> No.54265099

>>54265026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5cS0Y6OYvg

>> No.54265106

>>54265052
yeah I think 25 bps is sell the news, at least until Jpow takes the stage and possibly says dovish things.

>> No.54265120

>>54265041
local top signal

>> No.54265122

>>54265053
>>54265056
>>54265099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDTp_YQizqE

>> No.54265130

>>54264895
buy the rumor sell the news

>> No.54265131
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54265131

AAAAAAAA I BOUGHT WHAT HAVE I DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54265132
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54265132

Ode to clown world
https://youtu.be/aDpYYj0jdx0

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54265134

>>54265076
whores are disgusting anon

>> No.54265135

>>54265092
how
ive been a nerd all my life but still managed to rack up a bodycount and get a girl pregnant at 26

>> No.54265139

FUCK CARVANA

>> No.54265142
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54265142

>>54265099
The kids have 0 aesthetic desu senpai.

>> No.54265152

>>54265058
short
short
SHOOORT!

>> No.54265161

>>54265135
Some people just don’t leave their home

>> No.54265162

INTERGALACTIC
PLANETARY
INTERGALACTIC
PLANETARY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

>> No.54265166

Time till the FOMC

>> No.54265176
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54265176

ooooOOOOoOOOOOoOOOO YES I BOUGHT YES

>> No.54265177

>>54265099
>sematary
bro...

>> No.54265181

>>54265134
So cute

>> No.54265182

>>54265135
fucking is easy in this day an age, but having an actual relationship with plans for long term commitment, marriage, starting a family etc is something else entirely. there is no point for someone to fuck around all the time if that is not what they are looking for

>> No.54265183

fucking crabbing SPY piece of shit!

>> No.54265190

>>54264576
600 SOXS at 22.40

>> No.54265193

>>54264363
She got hired so that Meta could qualify for ESG woke gibs. Meta gets a 650k grant and pays some BIPOC or LGBTQ+ person 200k to collect it and Meta still wins. Now that the free money isn't there, time to send the alphabet soup employees home.

>> No.54265196

>>54262537
Oh boy a 40% increase on a super high risk overvalued security with a fair value of less than $1

You could also gamble on 0DTE SPY options and get 40% increases daily, anon. It's the same thing as meme stocks (losing all your money) but much faster.

>> No.54265197

>>54265166
1h 59min

>> No.54265202

>>54265074
you don't get it. if there's inflation, it means the systems is working as expected. Investors know the gov don't want to kill the economy, and since the economy is so fragile, they can't do shit. In other words: they fought the ECB and they won.

>> No.54265203

>double top on the nasdaq
>s&p barely holding on above the 4000 level

yep, FOMC this baby is going to crash hard

>> No.54265207

yo onah i pleed da fif

>> No.54265224

>>54265132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcMVdh915AE

>> No.54265231
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54265231

sell all googl stock now

>> No.54265233
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54265233

>the virgin mr blue sky
vs
>the chad twilight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONxp_lLXWGk

>> No.54265239

>>54265224
>muh deep state
what was he doing when he was a president kek

>> No.54265246

>>54265177
Sematary don't give a fuck

>> No.54265247

>>54265162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJIuzl1jx7w

>> No.54265248

Does hoarding money help or hurt the economy? I have only one real pleasure and that is making money but I have no desire to spend it on anything. Maybe it’s just because that’s what they want to to do with it.

>> No.54265262

>>54265233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwyXQn9g40I
vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP13TpmcS8Y

>> No.54265266
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54265266

why are people saying that a 0 benpis raise will tank the market

I do not understand

>> No.54265278

>>54265074
Bulls in denial and tards unawares, it will all get crushed by reality soonish.

>> No.54265286

>>54265248
I am in the same boat

>> No.54265294

>>54265266
>Buy the rumour of the pivot. Sell the news of the pivot.

first time in the casino mate?

>> No.54265304
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54265304

>>54265248
It helps if the money is reinvested. I got thousands of reits making divys just to go back into reits to make and buy more real estate

>> No.54265312

>>54264354
baggie post

>> No.54265315
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54265315

I’m jazzed

>> No.54265317
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54265317

>> No.54265324
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54265324

>>54262537
GME is going to 0 and take your meds

>> No.54265326
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54265326

FUCK YOU JEROME JUST FUCKING HEEM ME ALREADY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54265329

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54265332

>>54265294
yeah its my first time here, how do I get a refund?

>> No.54265339

>>54265266
GET IN THE RATE HIKE, JEROME

>> No.54265346
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54265346

>I met someone who looks a lot like you
>She does the things you do
>But she is an IBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfjzmYZvTw

>> No.54265349
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54265349

What if Jerome does a 50 bps raise and cut in the same meeting?

>> No.54265366

Why are options twice as expensive today?

>> No.54265367
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54265367

Sens is gonna 4x next year bros I just know it

>> No.54265368

>>54265231
damn AI rap battle is getting heated, this one hit


anyone watching the treasury banking crisis meeting? anyone got the link? I reckon they are saying everything is fine and not to worry lol

>> No.54265369

>>54265262
>>54265233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5xSxGhlHfc

>> No.54265372
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54265372

>still pricing in 13.6% pause
even 25bps will dump the market because there are literal retards betting on hyperinflation

>> No.54265379

>>54265349
The market would literally explode and the bull statue on Wall St. would come alive like in Ghostbusters 2 with the Statue of Liberty.

>> No.54265381

>>54265248
Taking money out of circulation helps inflation. Rush Limbaugh used to suggest making virtue ribbons out of dollars and wearing them for that purpose (humorously), back in the early 90s.

>> No.54265380

>>54265349
it should be 50, inflation was increasing with consecutive 25 bps rates. And the fed came out and said they gotta get harder.

Then the banks fell and they invented a new form of QE and increased their balance shit. They absolutely need to do 50

>> No.54265394

>>54265266
no hike implies extreme fear. Fed knowing something we don't.

Naturally this would cause a panic.

>> No.54265399
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54265399

AAAA FUCK NO NO NO

>> No.54265402

>>54265366
Because JPOW is gonna come say some shit and the market will go waaaaaay up and or waaaaaay down before it ends the week flat to slightly higher.

TL;DR The Jews

>> No.54265401
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54265401

>>54265379

>> No.54265403

>>54265304
that picture is hate speech

>> No.54265404

>>54264576
SPXU @ 16.55
>>54264669
honk honk if real.

>> No.54265415

>>54265404
honk honk

>> No.54265422

>>54265394
i guess
in my view it implies they dont want to crush the banks any further
we are already aware things are at a breaking point now

>> No.54265429

SAY YOU NEVER GET ANYWHERE
THEY DON'T CARE
AND IT'S JUST NOT FAIR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KbLoVKc8dE

>> No.54265431

literally all you have to do is buy NVDA calls

>> No.54265432

>>54265366
taco tuesdays options and margaritas 1/2 off. no wednesday specials, sorry anon.

>> No.54265433

>>54265403
sorry for my antisemitism

>> No.54265441

WHAT THE FUCK NO

>> No.54265446

pump 4% on expected 25bps, dump 6% on hawkish comments. just a typical fomc day

>> No.54265447

>>54265432
kek

>> No.54265453

Rajeet leaving intel, buy intel

>> No.54265457

>>54265441
NONONONONO

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

>> No.54265459
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54265459

>NVDA, TSLA

These two were severly fud by /smg/ back in december and now are among the best performing stocks . Kek baggies

>> No.54265460

>>54265239
being openly attacked by the deep state and its media machine.

>> No.54265467

>>54265429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNbnJd5gm8o

>> No.54265468
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54265468

its over mumu bros we got outsmarted again

>> No.54265469
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54265469

>>54265446
I'd give Jeanna a pump or two you catch my drift bro

>> No.54265470

told you guys that double top on the nasdaq was real, s&p could not hold on that 4000 line long enough to have any significance

>> No.54265474

>>54265248
that's why Fed mandates inflation has to stay at a nice 2% and makes the Stock Market so juicy with QE. It was a good 10-15years of cocaine fueled "economic stimulation".

>>54265332
Manager is busy scubadiving off Cabo. She'll be back after the pivot.

>>54265460
Should have supported the Jan Sixers if that was true.

>> No.54265497

>>54265469
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH she’s cute

>> No.54265500

You boys ready for the roller coaster this afternoon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqKiH4UWrzk

>> No.54265503

>>54265459
>>54265469
https://youtu.be/lUxQLU_eqfU?t=18

>> No.54265509

COME AND SEE THE MIND'S EYE
TRANSFIXED UPON THE WHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUyWp4gwElI

>> No.54265519

>>54265500
Best day of the year desu

>> No.54265521
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54265521

its that time of the month again for me to ask for degen options to buy. Hit me with your best ones

>> No.54265524

>>54265500
Pudding time, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ0tuEmBH9k

>> No.54265527

>>54265266
jews want to spread the rumor so they can slurp

>> No.54265539
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54265539

I am so disgusted with this stock market.

>> No.54265540

>>54265500
PRIMUS SUCKS!

>> No.54265542

75bps hike incoming, check 'em

>> No.54265545
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54265545

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.54265544
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54265544

>>54265474
>Should have supported the Jan Sixers
Nah it was a clear trap for him. Honestly Americans don't even deserve Trump, he was never going to be your daddy. Only a tool that could go so far as the American people truly demanded. Americans need the reality check that's coming, so my hopes are on Hillary 2024.

>> No.54265546

>>54265521
SPY 399C 0DTE

>> No.54265549
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54265549

>> No.54265553
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54265553

>market red before FOMOC
bros I can feel it the pump is coming

>> No.54265555
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54265555

Tell me if you guys fomoed in nvda so i can sell my bags

>> No.54265566
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54265566

>>54265555
>Mumu is a m4/3 pleb

>> No.54265573

>>54265521
TLT $105 Call Mar 22

>> No.54265578

>>54265549
>stocks could rally either way
KEK imagine being this bullish

>> No.54265579
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54265579

>>54265540
yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7jSesdxl0

>> No.54265581

>>54265540
Yes.
They're clearly a degenerate demoralization event scheduled by... well, you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPiWC8KXT0A

>> No.54265591

We need higher rates

>> No.54265604

>>54265544
Stop it, not even democrats are that dumb. Sleepy joe will do it once again and If he wins they will let some nobody take the inevitable lose in 2028.

>> No.54265612

>>54265578
he's right though

>> No.54265613

>>54265544
I've always thought Trump was just a plant to destabilize the party structure since his first attempts at politics, the same way Bernie was to the Dems. It just keeps the drama going for the plebs. The boomers are on they're way out so they need to prime the pump for the next generation of fuckery.

Doesn't matter in the end. Sheep are sheep. As long as you have a plan for what's ahead then you're well in front of the curve.

>Captcha: TAYJAX

>> No.54265615
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54265615

>>54265555
nope but checked

>> No.54265618

>>54265539
I am disgusted by your weird gook fetish

>> No.54265623

>>54262537
Uh what? I bought sub 30 and scaled out during the run up from 200 to 300+ that happened TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. How much money did you make on this 50% pump? Oh thats right zero because you are too retarded to sell. Back to your containment board baggie.

>> No.54265632
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54265632

How in hell is the UK index pumping the hardest out of all indices? How is that possible bros? I get that value stocks benefit hugely from increased inflation as they can keep offloading most of the costs on their happy sheep-like customers that will pay any price but come on. And that fucktard of an indian promised that inflation will be 4% by the end of the year, what a frickin joke.

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54265645

>>54265555
No. Sorry fren

>> No.54265648

>>54265632
Brexit getting finalized with a Northern Ireland vote today

>> No.54265650

>>54262501
>I just want bobo close
People in this thread really gonna be like this all year huh? We'll close 2% up on the DJIA, Nasdaq and S and P. Oil will be the best performer. We go up until mid-April. Then the market shits the bed hard into may/june, as it does traditionally. Red for 8 weeks. Horrible. Up again in summer. Then down from august to october, when it will bottom at 2900 on the S and P.

>> No.54265658

>>54265613
Trump was the real deal, at least as real as we'll be getting for the near future. Small time guy that weaseled his way into a position of power. Reality TV star, that's the best you get America, take it or leave it.

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54265659

>>54265650

>> No.54265660

>>54264354
>>54265312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiHvsinEn58

SACRIFICES FOR THE BVLL

>> No.54265661

>>54265591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT9Eh8wNMkw

>> No.54265667

>>54265632
pricing in >10% inflation

>> No.54265672

>>54265612
I’m not convinced a pause would cause a rally. Inflation isn’t over yet.

>> No.54265673

>>54265545
so the dumpening begins. maybe my SPXU bags wont be so heavy today

>> No.54265677

SOMETHING IN THE WAY SHE NEVER LOOKS MY WAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajpwB2zBsKM

>> No.54265683
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54265683

Can you dickheads stop selling? FUCK.

>> No.54265713
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54265713

>>54265650
Bottom is 1800. Always has been.

>> No.54265724
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54265724

>"Hello please connect me to Mr. Jerome"
>"Because I need him to explain"
>"No I will not hold"
>"Thank you I will wait"

>> No.54265725

This dump is bullish as fuck. I was getting worried for a little bit.

>> No.54265734
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54265734

short humanity NOW

>> No.54265735

>>54265539
you posted a korean and you're talking about disgust?

>> No.54265736
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54265736

>>54265713
I would be proud to witness the Great Heeming with all of you.

>> No.54265745

is the bottom in the room with us right now?

>> No.54265749
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54265749

>>54265618
>>54265735

>> No.54265755

>>54265734
Thanks, the dance really helped me understand it better

>> No.54265756
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54265756

>>54265745
Yeah, you, you're a bottom lmao gottem.

>> No.54265757
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54265757

FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.54265760
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54265760

>>54265745
the bottom is calling from inside the stock market

>> No.54265778
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54265778

is it true zoomers dont like food touching their fingers and that's why everything's in a bowl or wrap now?

>> No.54265790

We've barely even moved, don't worry.

>> No.54265789

>>54265760
But who was phone?

>> No.54265793

FRC Can’t go any lower r-right guys ?

>> No.54265811

>>54265778
>Pocket
>Clearly folded like a taco

>> No.54265814

>>54265793
I would like to think that the outcome of that industry-wide emergency bank meeting was
>shit is fucked and we can't do anything about it

>> No.54265818

>>54265756
Bottom Gottem? Is he the one who linked up with Poo Shitty?

>> No.54265833

>>54265778
Yep, they use things called forks and spoons to eat too

>> No.54265832

>>54265793
unironically the most shorted stock on the market

MOASS soon apes, diamond hands, two more weeks, never selling, squeeze hasnt been squoze

>> No.54265846

>>54265833
lol!

>> No.54265852

>>54265793
Yes it can go to zero when shareholders are bailed in and/or it goes insolvent.

>> No.54265854

>>54265793
It can always go lower.

t. Meryl Lynch guy

>> No.54265861

>>54265778
Woah, they have handheld food now? Mine still needs to be plugged into the mains.

>> No.54265865

>>54265832
this. GME pump was unironically to distract preddit from FRC short squeeze.

>> No.54265866

>>54265846
Ha ha ha ha ha! I can’t believe I came up with that!

>> No.54265870

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLe_yn7Uq14

Is this video bullish or bearish for the economy of the United States of America?

>> No.54265876

>>54265818
It's funny because that muppet is fruity as hell.

>> No.54265909

I have GME puts why tf isn’t it crashing? The Earnings wasn’t even good they only made money from selling assets and liquidating to goodwills and impairments

>> No.54265911

>>54265854
"It literally cannot go tits up"
t. Bill Hwang

>> No.54265919

>>54265459
they're both shitstocks

>> No.54265932

is there a permalink i can bookmark to watch the FOMC meeting?

>> No.54265938
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54265938

>>54265911
lmao remember the time he blew up Archegos, which blew up Credit Suisse, which forced the Swiss government to change a law a rugpull a bunch of people with a government forced hostile takover?

>> No.54265947

>>54265932
https://www.youtube.com/@federalreserve

>> No.54265960

>>54265947
thought so, thanks.

>> No.54265966
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54265966

just about an hour to go bros

>> No.54265969
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54265969

>>54265932
Sorry FOMC was cancelled. In fact the economy is cancelled.

>> No.54265973

what, you havent watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcQbBeOTJEs ?

>> No.54265977

2 more hours then I can sleep

>> No.54265979
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54265979

>>54265581
Oh man based af, getting way closer to my kind of soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbYdX6NwOwI

>> No.54265981

>>54265938
Yeah, that was pretty cool of Bill, desu

>> No.54265983

>>54265975
>>54265975
>>54265975

>> No.54265986

Went to the ATM today, and they were out of $100 bills and limiting withdrawals to $200 or less. Is this the end?

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54265990

>>54265459
>NVDA

Why yes, just buy x150 P/E stock.

>> No.54266009

>>54265990
wait till you see the P/E on PANW

>> No.54266020

>>54265986
It's over

>> No.54266021

>>54265909
Too many of you idiots thinking it's free money. You're gonna get squoozed if it pumps

>> No.54266023

>>54265793
It can declare bankruptcy and relaunch later like citi did. The bank executives are still there but shareholders are dead.

>> No.54266420
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54266420

BOIL bros

>> No.54267736

DOT PLOT
NOT CUTS THIS YEAR

>> No.54268196
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54268196

>>54265650
Bottom 2300

>> No.54268420

>>54266420
Boilmigos