/biz/ - Business & Finance

what?
still under 28,7 on exchanges and 28,5 on chain

>>54263869
Stop trying to activate dumping bot algos Bobo.

>>54263942
holy shit I just realized I didn't understand this game at all up until now

>>54263869
Stupid bull

I went into the future to check and OP is right

>>54264019
Confirmed this myself, it's true. Also Chainlink is $356 wtf?

>>54263869
Rejected. Back down to 28k. Cope and seethe

>>54263869
next stop: 40k. Sorry Bobots, nothing personal.

Tbh a pump before the FOMC is not what I wanted to see mumubros

I don't care as long as my alts are pumping along side btc

>>54263869
>pump into FOMC
unironically bearish

Alt coin holocaust incoming, Sell you fools, SSSSSSEEEELLLLLLLLLL

>>54263869
Imagine the absolute mental illness of the average person here to think that anyone would actually tie their trading software to something like a 4chan thread trigger. You know after 1 week of spending my time here I've realized two things, most of you are dead broke idiots, the other rest of you are absolutely mentally insane and/or delusional.

You imbeciles have not just lost touch with reality but it's an offense to the basic human levels of intelligence to see such poor economic and basic logisticial money management thought patterns. There is no algo here. There is no schizo triggers and there is no genuine profit in your equity. I literally saw a post from someone saying 1 BTC is the epitomy of success. The most lauded trader in the threads here is some shitcoiner holding 10k at best. You're all worthless retards. Listening to you is a complete waste of time. Wasting my time here completely. In fact I'm going to short absolutely btc, eth and link at the next break of structure just to prove how absolutely retarded and devoid of any basic technical recognition everyone here is.

>>54263942
kek i will when it stops working.

>>54264042
Jesus, a loaf of bread must be running a cool grand now

>>54263983
Yes. It's true. Algorithms no longer use complicated math and back testing. They use language models data mine sentiment on reddit, 4chan, and other forums in real time.

>>54263983
I had a bot trading on the wojak index but everybody just spams frogposts now

>>54263869
WASHALAHALALAHAHH!

>>54265355
My TA bot achieved 80% accuracy on unseen test data :^) so I'm going to be rich soon

>>54264188
They are learning kek

>>54265502
I've written a few myself. It sure made my taxes complicated.

>>54264651
Fine speech

>>54264651

Come to know Christ, fren

>>54265637
Can't your bot just log cost basis and so on to a CSV file?

>Come moon and star, friend or foe, come and gaze upon these glorious gains.
>Wait? No not my glorious Godly physique my N'wah, I'm speaking of my portfolio my lizard brain friend.
>Yes I'm still in the "crypto scam," you speak of. That's rich coming from someone who made his riches looting dead corpses and tombs. Not all of us have that sort of free time. Between managing the sleepers, working on Akulakhan, and my 3x12 split I barely have time to leave Dagoth Ur (the building),
>No shitcoin investing is a sound strategy, why Dagoth Vemyn got a 1000x on Nix Inu. How do you think he could afford those Daedric Gauntlets?
>Look, all I'm saying is you don't have to be a Bitcoin Maxi.
>Chainlink? Hah, might as well think those Septims aren't fiat
>Listen my Argonian friend, the Imperials have been behind it the whole time.
>No this isn't one of my "conspiracy theories."
>Look, just by some Azura Coin with me and smoke some moon sugar. We can look at these spicy memes as we watch our gains increase.

>>54264651
>Imagine the absolute mental illness of the average person here to think that anyone would actually tie their trading software to something like a 4chan thread trigger. You know after 1 week of spending my time here I've realized two things, most of you are dead broke idiots, the other rest of you are absolutely mentally insane and/or delusional.
>You imbeciles have not just lost touch with reality but it's an offense to the basic human levels of intelligence to see such poor economic and basic logisticial money management thought patterns. There is no algo here. There is no schizo triggers and there is no genuine profit in your equity. I literally saw a post from someone saying 1 BTC is the epitomy of success. The most lauded trader in the threads here is some shitcoiner holding 10k at best. You're all worthless retards. Listening to you is a complete waste of time. Wasting my time here completely. In fact I'm going to short absolutely btc, eth and link at the next break of structure just to prove how absolutely retarded and devoid of any basic technical recognition everyone here is.

>>54263869
my coinbase app says 28k do i need to update the app or something

>>54266048
>Dagoth Vemyn got a 1000x on Nix Inu. How do you think he could afford those Daedric Gauntlets?
fucking KEK

>>54264651
Hey I found Dr. Rich. Still mad about having to wage to keep up with the jones? I can't imagine having to consume to feel accomplished. Seems sad
Cool yacht fren, too bad you have no time to use it

>>54263869
Go up, go up motherfucker go up. I've been feeling shitty since we went down 2$ but when we pumped back to 3$ i got hope again, now you're telling me BTC is nearing 30k again and we still didn't pump? COME ON XOR
I maxed my sora card and really need to cash on the staking so i can pay it, i need this

>>54264651
goodbye sweatie. Blocked.

>>54263869
>Sees thread
>Checks price, realized we're still at 28k
>Figured OP is a ratarded low life bobo

You bobros know why alts aren't following up on this BTC pump?
Why's my matic, mnw and sylo bags not doing numbers yet?

>>54266646
lol, he is right. You are just mad because you deluded yourself into thinking that bizniggers actually know what they are talking about, when the truth is, that 99,99% of all posts are either made by retards or people shitposting. The 0,01% that post actual advice here get laughed at and ignored by people like yourself

>>54266199
your app works great
OP is just looking into the future

>>54266829
Alts will pick up at some point, some are already doing good numbers, we just need a proper altseason now to get things rolling

>>54263869
It won't hit 30 before going to 18 first

>>54267351
We're never seeing 18k again retard

>>54266829
>sylo
8m market cap, listed on coinbase?

>>54267962
I've heard many times

>>54263869
32k waiting room
Lfg

>>54268042
That's the one

>>54267962
Yes. We need to confirm the bottom before going truly parabolic

>>54265641
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>>54266616
How's it going subhumans? What did I tell you about shorting everything. This is the power of an institutional trader now shut the fuck up and go learn basic economics you stupid schizo niggers.

>>54270898
What's the matter? Why so quiet? I thought price is going to the moon what happened? Hmm must be that darned powell or the market moving against you! Yes feed your brain more paranoia thoughts you complete retards.

Of course none of you will come back to this thread. Of course none of you will admit you were complete mentally ill retards that were wrong. Let this be a testament and a nail in the coffin of the absolutely mentally ill amateur hour that is this website. The few smart ones out of you will go and learn institutional trading as a result of this, you don't have to post anything but know this, pass the torch and educate others on the stupidity of the many. I deeply regret spending my time here, on this shitstain board genuinely thinking I could actually learn something. You have nothing to teach and by reflection should have nothing to say, at any given point. I strongly urge to repeat these words and treat this shithole as just another low hanging fruit that tries to pass off as entertainment. I'm never coming back here and for anyone that wants to learn I won't spoonfeed you shit, learn institutional trading instead of making threads like these or talking such absolute nonsense or you'll always be poor and stupid for the rest of your miserable, mediocre lives.

>>54271106
So how much money did you make during that dump ?

>>54271106
I feel like I should clarify I'm not actually a Wizard that can time travel into the future. I hope that helps you put some things to rest

>>54271106
>it's an anon discovers that 4chan boards are functionally the equivalent of a wrestling match crowd episode

>>54271106
Shut up and gtfo already you verbose retard

>>54263983
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>>54263983
>https://www.wojakindex.biz/ is down
BUT MY LONGS ARE UP
wtf