/biz/ - Business & Finance

Future

>>54259248
Great resources you've shared there, Anon! They're perfect for anyone wanting to learn more about finance, investing, and trading. As always, it's important to keep learning and staying informed to make better decisions in the market.

Remember, fellow anons, there's no substitute for doing your own research and due diligence. Keep expanding your knowledge, and don't be afraid to ask questions or seek guidance. Good luck, and may the gains be with you!

>>54259300
Wow !

>>54259267
Have you thought about it?!

what time do we have the news regarding the rates?

>>54259322
I HATE THE WEF I HATE THE WEF I HATE THE WEF I HATE THE WEF

>>54259368
11 AM PST

>>54259383
is there a link for that? or it's not televised?

So /smg/bros, we're FEELING BVLLISH right?

Jpow comes out tomorrow and
>does 25 while talking hawkish
priced in. we rally
>does 25 while talking dovish
we moon
>does 0 while talking hawkish
we moon
>>does 0 while talking dovish
bobos all die

>>54259397
meanwhile on CNBC:

>does 25
we dump because rate hike bad

>does 0
we dump because "what do they know that we don't??"

>>54259397
Fucking braindead mumu nigger. You'll get what you deserve when 50 bps pisses all over your stupid face. THERE WILL BE PAIN.

>>54259397
I bought a single qqq call, meaning that by way of nature, Powell will raise by 50 bps and the market will violently dump

>>54259300

That looks like it was written by an NLP

>>54259415
Baggie you forgot your trip

>>54259410
I don't believe this for a second.

>>54259267
>if you want a vision of the future, imagine a senile man mumbling into a microphone- FOREVER!

>>54259430
but anon take a look at r/WSB the proof of a widespread bank failure and a new great financial crisis is just overwhelming. 12k upvotes do not lie!

Will 25 bps make the markets dump?

will they pull crypto from webull if they push the US coin?

>>54259475
It's as priced-in as it gets.

What are the best fitness stonks? Is Pelaton worthwhile?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTPLmDcq7o

>>54259248
Is the mousie symbolize chop? 50 bepis get

>>54259446
>everything that affects me negatively is a result of the president

>>54259475
Retrace yes. Dump as in large drop on big volume, questionable. S&p probably less so than nasdaq. Nasdaq ran up a lot more on this doom bull thing because of a sector rotation of sorts. Will I recoup my losses on sqqq? I doubt it.

>>54259565
The Biden administration is indeed partly responsible for the current economic circus.

>>54259565
>day 1 in office, slashes domestic energy production, causing a price shock
>his transportation secretary Pete Buttgag does fuckall to fix the supply chain problems
>fucks up his foreign policy, causing another energy price shock in Ukraine
>all of the above, combined with his other generally retarded policies, leads to massive inflation
>fed has to tighten fiscal policy because Biden can't stop being retarded
>keeps pursuing inflationary policies even during tightening, causing the Fed to overtighten
>literally redefines the meaning of a recession, so instead of letting out some pressure with a minor recession, pressure continued to build and we're now on the verge of total irreparable financial collapse
It is 100% his fault, and nobody else can take the blame.

>>54259627
I'm looking for a chance to buy in, so this is all good to me.

>>54259657
Why are your image names formatted like that?

>>54259248
Fucking Bagstop is crashing and burning kek,

>>54259418
by a MLP

>>54259600
I'm still completely impressed how the semi held through this whole time. I'm curious to see the reaction once the Q1 results are rolling in.
>starting in one week with MU

>>54259300
this is the most newfag friendly post I've ever seen on /biz/.

>>54259418
>this looks like it was written by something that consumes unstructured data and produces a bunch of markup for it
shut up, nerd

>>54259565
garbage take

>>54259729
micron is probably going to have a bad year. not going to say i'm not curious to see their result but i'm not budging until Q4. their guidance is some of the best in the world. if they tell you they're not going to make money for a year, they don't.

>>54259757
Your contribution has been taken into consideration.

>>54259757
unironically no u

>>54259773
Hey, why do you format your filenames all weird?

>>54259627
I don't see why the old guy gets so much flak. The president is a figurehead, congress and the president's cabinet have more say over what goes on than the man himself. I don't think he has the mental clarity to know what's going on around him 50% of the time much less to make decisions that affect the common man. I would compare him to Bush Jr, nothing more than a figurehead representing more sinister forces moving in the background.

GD, LMT, NOC

I choose not to be heemed.

>>54259670
>>54259786
wtf do you mean bozo

>>54259300
As a female broker in the stock market industry, I want to encourage all /smg/ users to continue exploring and learning about investing and trading. The world of finance is constantly changing and evolving, and there is always room for new ideas and perspectives. Whether you are a seasoned investor or just starting out, don't be afraid to ask questions and seek guidance. Remember that the stock market is a dynamic and exciting place, and there are opportunities for everyone to grow and succeed. So keep researching, keep learning, and keep pushing yourself to reach your financial goals.

how are there people here seriously convincing themselves we are getting anything less than 50 bepis lmao

>>54259829
You do understand how 4chan filenames work, right?

>>54259670
>>54259786
Is mine weird?

would it be a bad idea to add to my long term holds today? i held off from buying last week hoping we would see lower, but 3800 seems to be holding just so strongly, not sure what to do my cash position is building and want to get cheapies...

What’s the fed going to do?

>>54259627
>It is 100% his fault
Anon he doesn't even know where he is most of the time how can anything be his fault?

>>54259859
Evidence and reasoning for 50 bepis? You have none.

>>54259870
A little, but not as much as the other guy's. Can you guys (male) fuck off though?

>>54259901
Whats normal then? I just used an auto file name generator

>>54259912
Your discord has to figure it out on its own.

>>54259924
Not the image that I selected, but I guess that works too.

>>54259397
you forgot

>does 50 while talking kikespeak
whole catalog turns to pink wojaks as BTC crashes to $14,000

What are your stacks for tomorrow bros?

>ctrl + f
>FRC
>0 results

The Great Salt Lake is drying up and we're worrying about dot plots

Life is all play when you're jewish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od0UdiQ9OwU

>>54259565
>not this one, though. the last one. yes i know all the bad things happened with the current one, but as im sure you're aware, i Support The Current Thing™

j-POW will hike by 75 pebises

>fed pauses rate hike
>bank stocks go up

>9.9% UK YoY Inflation forecast
>10.4% actual
Top kek. Anglos are NOT human! And they are a minority in the UK.https://youtube.com/watch?v=HUq0rsv107I&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

>>54259446
I mean you could interpret Trump as prosperity getting away, that's how art works I guess you see what you want to see

>>54259334
Yes and I fully believe Trump can outrun any kneeling squealers that chase him

Should I go all in on GME on open?

>>54259859
JPow has backed off on hikes before due to Trump blasting him on Twitter and now there's even more pressure on him.

>>54259958
Weather, who gives a shit
https://www.king5.com/article/weather/la-san-diego-recorded-more-rain-2023-seattle/281-b1cdb87f-6cd9-4944-b971-7b280754e0c8

>>54259397
Jpow expertly handles the duel mandate of fighting inflation and saving banks by giving banks assets that moon with rate hikes to pad their balance sheets and then shoves a 125 bepis up the ass of tec driving more job losses and bringing asset prices down.

>>54260018
This but unironically

>>54259897
Inflation not at 2% markets still pumping, need confidence in the dollar as China and Russia make moves, also I said so

Fuck the Fed.

WHAT ELSE SHOULD I ADD TO MY PORTFOLIO

TSLA
NVDA
SLIVER

SI

Kek @ futes
Bring it all down today

>I CAN FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT OH LOOOOOOOORD

oil go back up

it’s over

>>54260413
Noooooo how can they do this? Aren't they afraid of what Americans will do? America nuked Japan remember

Nothing can stop 50 bps. Cope. Seethe. Dilate. Lmao

JWN will pump 25% this week once people remember Ryan Cohen bought it.

Why in the fuck isn't the market crashing?

Whats a good 3x LETF (no soxl or tqqq)

>>54260427
H A B A N E R O
>this IS financial advice, sell SPY

>>54260450
DRV/DRN and FAS/FAZ

>>54260450
I'm up 23% on DPST this week. Gonna sell going into the open. Might hold on to 1/4 of the position going into the Powell presser. Haven't decided yet. Gonna take a shit first.

>>54260222
Yes

>>54259893
"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up"
-barack obama

>>54259954
Jesus what a fucking headcase, stupid cluster b cunts have no self awareness, take her tv away before it gets worse.

How is nigger shoes (ticker NKE) so successful?

>>54259924
hello cia
if you want to distract me sent me a big booty blonde gf too pls

>>54259627
biden is a senile moron but inflation is 100% the result of the fed ballooning the global reserve currency by 25% and then waiting a year to raise rates by coping five different ways

BUY JD DOT COM

BEST HONG KONG STOCK

YOU NOT REGRET. BIG MONEY FOR BIG AMERICAN YES YES.

>>54260517
I have had this question for a long time. Why are people so convinced that other people look at their feet to warrant shelling out a couple hundred bucks for a product assembled using slave labor? The only conclusion I can come to is that product placement and advertising unironically works. Rap culture is just a giant billboard for vapid consumerism.

Remember when this happened except with massive numbers on the sell side?

>>54260600
its a black thing thing and now a zoomer thing since the mutts are causing a big overlap
I will never understand spending hundreds on big expensive floppy clown shoes

>>54260611
NO because I am not a schizo who reads zerohedge or tries to interpret random macro data as a hidden signal for the market.

Reminder that today is the last day to grab FRC on the cheap

>GME pe ratio of 162

>>54260631
The pe ratio didn't exist before cause they weren't profitable. Ironically GME now has a similar pe ratio as NVDA

>>54260616
Black consumers are as dumb as rocks.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>54260669
its actually higher than nvda now by about 10
I think the current cope is still "fundamentals don't matter, this stock is bussin to the moon frfr no cap"

>>54260600
i think it's due an overall decline in fashion standards in the west where people still want to be able to show off spending money, but traditional avenues like expensive suits or watches or nice leather shoes have largely disappeared from the normie dress code. now it's a matter of mixing and matching a bunch of shit that just doesn't match and spending hundreds of dollars on summa dem jords to try and prove you make more than 20 bucks an hour. you can still flaunt your wealth with expensive cars or jewelry, but people who can't afford that still need to scratch the "i'm not a peasant, you are" itch

>>54260686
>WE ARE WAITING FOR FURTHER COMMANDS FROM OUR OVERLORDS
Damn at least pretend to be data driven or something.

>>54260629
Seems like the "good" scenario for FRC might be months long winding down process and slow death. I'm not sure how slurpable it is

>>54260686
The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

>>54260706
Yeah but if the stock drops like 5% its the same, so it's basically the same. I can't tell if your zoomer meme was directed to GME or NVDA. Anyways fundamentals don't matter when the feds put the money printer on brrrrrrr

buy now or hold off till june?

>>54260779
at gme
with a pe that high gma is now a growth stock. and growths stock grow because of their forward looking earnings. That's why people are willing to pay more, because they expect the company to expand their earnings to make that ridiculous pe ratio good. Compared to value stocks (which it just was) which are isolated from good, or bad, earnings expectations

and GME's earnings just fell. during the holiday season

>futes

>>54259859
You have to be a nutcase to believe in 50 bepis. 25 and then 25 again

>>54259981
>How is it forced
Homosex amounts to less than 3% of all sex and relationships.
Having it appear at all in games is forcing it.

>>54260808
25 and then 0. and then reduction. we bull market

almost as big of a bull market as JD.com stock is going to be in

>>54260686
So if Jerome keeps plowing through like a 75 bps chad and the ECB bitches out, EURUSD is collapsing right?

>>54259924
What is that in reference to? I don't follow the political shitflinging at the moment.

>>54259981
It's also forced when established-as-straight characters suddenly turn gay in the third episode because Hamburger Hepler would rather push gay storylines and she's a terrible fanfiction writer who can't invent her own characters.

>>54260686
>We desperately need to raise rates, but we are scared that it will break the banks.

petrobras looks too good to pass up on

>>54259981
>play Wrath of the Righteous
>first characters you meet are a transex and a lesbian couple
>it's a fantasy RPG
Yeah that's normal

>fupas

>>54260835
That would be apocalyptic with the new NOTQE mechanics in play. They need a big and long bepis to balance NOTQE out.

>>54260914
fatchad

I haven't paid brokerage fees in 3 months. My female broker said I owe her sex.

>>54260919
Rate hikes have a lagging effect. You are wrong

>>54260951
>>54260575

>>54260951
I don't take advise from someone shilling chink garbage.

Delusional pivot cope gets curb stomped to death today
You had your fun mumu. Adults are back in charge starting today

>>54260973
>I dont want to make money by listening to smarter more handsome investors

I AM BLACK BETTY. 200 basis pont hike. *drops mic
https://youtu.be/4cn_woPvjQI?t=34

>>54261030
Amber lambs

>>54261030
please delete this it's very disrespectful to all the black financial professionals

>>54261011
The market will dump before FOMC, then pump.

The market frequently goes down in winter, then up into spring, before pissing and sharting into summer, then up during summer and down at the end of summer. September is Black September because it's the normal summer dump+panic selling.

>>54259841

GME
DWAC

PROFESSIONALS ONLY

I really need to stop eating spicy food. My butthole never takes it well.

>>54259981
Literally turning straight characters gay in my glorified warcraft 3 mod
They do this every year

>>54260888
Wrath is so shit aside from the combat, and even then it doesnt always follow the right rules.

You shorted the bond rip, right?

>>54260800
>growths stock grow because of their forward looking earnings.
jesus christ listen to yourself

zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

>>54261086

>>54260951
Sure, but also yields on the market are forward looking, they're going down right now. The entire setup is not lagging as much as you think

>>54261138
NIGGERS ARE INFERIOR IN EVERY WAY

>>54261126
Tell bobo if the market goes down then bond prices go up

can't short both

>>54261139
Pepes tongue looks like my hemorrhoid right now peaking out from my brown hole

>>54260793
Buy through.

>futes

>>54261141
bond yields going down means a pivot though

>>54261126
i don't think anyone here is a bond trader. is there a single bond trader here?

>>54260237
What does weather comparisons between two cities in the year 2023 have to do with a lake drying up over years?

>>54261149
>if the market goes down then bond prices go up
Not necessarily
>can't short both
Then don't short both. Short bonds.

hello /smg/

did anyone manage to find the new ITPM (anton kreil) courses? i found a link for the old PTM stuff on here years ago but theres an updated version and i cant find a link in the archive for it

>>54261196
Sure, except the market is wrong and retarded. Also a lot of that is capital flight from panicking EUtards

>>54261141
this makes no sense to me. there is no price on earth that is forward-looking other than a futures contract. how can this be true? why do people calculate forward rates if the yields already tell the future? you can't tell the future's future.

DXYsisters... I thought there was no alternative...

>>54261234
capital flight, but the DAX keeps mooning?

>>54261233
Check ur pm

Soxl is absolutely flat it's incredible. It's like if people stopped trading semiconductors

There’s no way GME stays up 50% all day

>>54261233
get a job it'll be better for you

>>54261267
>>54261280
anton pls

>>54261259
euro stocks are one of several places to escape euro bonds, anon. finish your coffee.

Cathy Wood sold half of her COIN and the stock is still stable

why the fuck is GME still up

>>54261329
cathy should sell half of her panty collection to me instead

>>54261218
well see...

I am long bonds (TLT) and short the market but with future rate cuts in mind, might short Investment grade bonds

>>54260914
What AI generated that?!

>>54261353
Retards. Smoke and mirrors. The only reason they were profitable is because they liquidated so much shit! Every time I’m in a GameStop it’s fucking dead. It’s nothing like it was in the mid 00s or even early 2010s when there was actual lines to check out. Nobody buys physical anymore and all the “collectible” shit is straight up junk

I doubt it dumps tho cause retail is swarming in

>>54259841
You will never be a woman.

>>54261382
Jay is going to raise the rate 25 beeps, and there will be more hikes, 0 cuts for this year in the dot plot. I have no idea exactly how the market will react, probably initially it will be good, but tomorrow we get fucked.

>>54260600
Niggers are primitively obsessed with shiny things. I've met a couple white sneakerheads but they seemed to be coping for some defect in their looks.

>>54261429
the market thinks the pivot is in the room with the $3T bank bailout
They couldn't be more wrong
Today is going to end very very red

>50bps

>>54261382
>with future rate cuts in mind
pivooteers in full control
trust the plan

>>54261479
>500bps

>>54260848
That's not the only thing that needs to happen, but it is another domino.

holy shit a pivot just flew over my house

I was too busy yesterday why did the market pump

>>54261215
LA has been in a drought now has got more rain than one of the rainiest cities in the country

>>54261445
>Today is going to end very very red
Probably not.
"The market" will interpret everything and anything that Powell says as a strong sign that the PIVOOOOOOOOT is right around the corner, estimated time of arrival any day now, but in the matter of a fortnight tops.
The market will talk and imagine themselves into an ridiculous expectation of
>pivot
>whatever it takes infinite QE
>ZIRP by EOY '23
>NIRP by EOY '24
and there might be a
>full retard "infinite QE" anticipation euphoria
much akin to what we've seen from mid October '22 to early 2/2 of '23. (That was +20.16% in only 112 days for the S&P 500)

My current guesstimate is that Powell will raise 25bps today, followed by a pause until fall '23. In the meantime inflation will re-accelerate and the 25bps hikes will resume by the end of this year.

cashgang after jumping from BOIL after a 11% gain yesterday ama

>>54261149
>if the market goes down then bond prices go up

"This time, will be different..."

So the last series of rate increases were telegraphed for weeks ahead of the official announcement. Why is this one so uncertain???

>MSM: is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?
>JPow: I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Kashkari, Kashkari-I'm coming for you.
>MSM: Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--
>JPow: Nah, I didn't train for this fight.
>MSM: And have this end in 78 seconds?
>JPow: I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.
>JPow(louder): I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Fed Chairman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Kashkari is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Volcker, I'm Keynes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Jesus Christ be praised.
>JPow storms out of the ring

>>54261501
>5000bps

>>54260450
SOXL

>>54261560
BOIL did. Remember, kids, buy after dumps, not pumps.

>>54261578
Yeah, the market seems to think it can alter reality about rate hikes just by willing it. My worry is that Powell is so weak he will cuck to the markets expectations.

>>54261560
Oh, just noticed the "why", I thought you asked *did* the market pump. The why was to set Rocker up to inverse me and immediately lose money!

>>54261501
50000 bepis

>>54261588
>>54261486
Yes trust the plan
/ZQ
/ZB

>>54259627
>day 1 in office, slashes domestic energy production, causing a price shock
Good.
>his transportation secretary Pete Buttgag does fuckall to fix the supply chain problems
Good.
>fucks up his foreign policy, causing another energy price shock in Ukraine
Good.
>all of the above, combined with his other generally retarded policies, leads to massive inflation\
Good.
>fed has to tighten fiscal policy because Biden can't stop being retarded
Good.
>keeps pursuing inflationary policies even during tightening, causing the Fed to overtighten
Good.
>literally redefines the meaning of a recession, so instead of letting out some pressure with a minor recession, pressure continued to build and we're now on the verge of total irreparable financial collapse
Good.
>It is 100% his fault, and nobody else can take the blame.
Good.

>>54261690
This, it's over. Praise the LORD GOD Almighty, it's finally over.

CAM ON FED
'AISE SOME FOKKIN RATES

>>54261589
the Fed's guidance and his comments on it are the wildcard

>>54259627
clearly the most based man alive, natural leader, nobody can touch him.

>>54261692
>betting odds from an easy money addicted market

>>54261664
are we waiting again on BOIL til 3.5-3.75?

>>54259300
>>54259418
>>>/r/eddit

>>54261667
>Yeah, the market seems to think it can alter reality about rate hikes just by willing it
It can, we bullchads will continue ignoring anything negative and buying every dip. You will never get another crash ever again. Biden, Powell, and Yellen will simply not allow another crash to ever occur. You will never have sex, Putin lost.

>>54261795
Please keep this vibe up, we need more mumu hubris and euphoria to bring this ride to an end, there's nothing else that will

>>54259816
Congress had their hands full dealing with the 9/11 level event that had occurred at the end of Trump's term. How was any of this congresses fault? They passed the inflation reduction act, and did everything they had to save our Democracy.

how can people seriously believe they will do anything less that 50bps? they obviously were ahead of the SVB failing, is the market really that retarded?

>>54261740
You will have rate cuts
and YOU will be happy

>>54261837
You will never see SPX under 4000 ever again after today. In 10 years when SPX is over 10,000 you will still be on the sidelines coping. You will always be a loser, boboid.

>>54261353
you're selling?

alright lads place your bets. 25bps or zero

>>54261848

>>54261744
I always evaluate moment by moment, but generally that's what I have in mind. I am going to also try to not be too jumpy and expect what I'm looking for to happen sooner than within a couple or so weeks, maybe. I reckon I'd rather miss a small pump, than get hit with a good sized dump. BOIL seems to shit when the markets as a whole do, at least here lately, and I don't think the markets are done shitting at all, even if there's some pumping about to occur.

>>54261837
Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Lael. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

>>54261872
bet everything you own on 0dte calls and post proof or else gtfo

ANOTHER VANK FAILURE
PACW
A
C
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BANKING COLLAPSE

>>54261888
I hold ARKK and Chainlink, vatnigger. I will not doxx myself for shills.

bros... I'm scared

Powell has been disrespected and verbally abused since the SVB collapse. He needs to stand firm and go 50bps as he gets attacked from all sides. Keep tightening and teach clueless people a lesson.

>>54261879
In the pre-markets it's already heading back up some, hanging pretty strong within the range, but like I said, it takes shits with the market and I expect the market to take some good sized shits soon, especially if it pumps today, really.

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

Well time to go to bed. If it goes over 20 I'm selling if it goes under 10 I'm killing myself. I gotta work in 6 hours so I can't stay up for the FOMC hopefully it's good news (50bps cut)

>TFW 95% cash
Do it, Mr. Chairman.

Powell will not cut rates until inflation is 2%. He has said so. That's his job, and he takes his job seriously.

Cramer and nasdaq...

>>54261907
This and let Pocahontas know who's boss.

25 benis points

>>54261907
its a vote not his final decision

>>54261936
His job is to pump the stock market, which he and his voting members insider trade. Bobos are midwits because they look at words rather than actions. When someone constantly says one thing, but their behavior always contradicts what they say, they are lying.

>>54261949
Yes, but he has the influence to persuade the rest since he’s top dog. Volcker Did it and Powell can too

>>54261904
Remember to not lay it on too much that it gets obvious

>>54261949
technically but not in reality

>>54261960
> His job is to pump the stock market
Back to r/wsb, kid

>>54261983
Nobody is "laying it on", I post in /smg/ frequently and my portfolio stays consistent. The ARKK/Link portfolio is objectively the best emerging tech portfolio you can hold. You get exposure to the most important crypto asset while also having exposure to innovation and AI.

The meeting of the Fed presidents is underway and Jerome shifts uncomfortably trying not to let any emotion show as Lael is droning on about Modern Monetary Theory and how they need to print more. It's made exponentially more diffcult since he's naked from the waist down and the market is quietly deep throating him, the occasional "hukk hukk" sound faintly audible on the video conference. The other Fed Presidents slowly realize what is going on and as it dawns on them they express surprise then approval at Jerome's clear dominance over this troublesome market. Jerome casually interrupts Lael when she eventually mentions black unemployment, "Look Lael, we all appreciate your input on this but the minorities are at the highest employment ever. It's clear we need to continue with rate-". He grabs the markets head and slams her down to the balls. *cough* "Excuse me, rate hikes. That is what we promised the American people and we are damn well going to deliver, the market will be stronger". Jerome starts ejaculating down the market's throat as she instinctively swallows each load. "after we are done. That is the only path toward recovery and another bull market. We've made sacrifices for the covid hysteria and now it's time to unwind them." The majority of the other Fed presidents nod showing their approval not only for his strong monetary policy but also for maintaining his cool during business discussions while being not so secretly serviced. The video call winks out and Jerome finished, pulls his massive member out of the market. He gives her a hard slap, a bright red hand print appearing on her cheek within seconds and tells her to go put the largest plug she can find in her ass. Training the market has been tedious but well worth the effort.

>>54261971
>good morning sirs

Should I buy COIN calls?

>>54261503
What are the other dominos?

>>54262006
you're going to get fucking obliterated and I'm going to laugh

>>54261690
Looks like FromSoftware enemy design. Long 7832.

>>54262026
sir, very good morning to you

>>54259248
hi

>>54262031
I welcome any dip, I will slurp.

>>54262048
oh what do you want this time?

>>54262014
kek
Bullish

>>54261843
They should have made it tax breaks. That way the only rewards would have been based on labor.
Instead, they made it gibsmedat, had their staffers set up billing addresses for all the fraudulent voters they created, and collected all the money.
Watch for the next congress to turn over for seemingly no reason. Those will be the individuals who made the most collecting on dead people.

>>54261875
25

Don't option traders get better IV before the FOMC and then crushed afterwards? Or should you open multiple 0dte positions when FOMC starts?

>>54262048
hi

>>54262083
I think that pic was from volatility during a non-FOMC JPOW speech btw

>>54262092
miss this nigger like you wouldn't believe

>>54262006
>most important crypto asset
Kek that's fantastic, keep posting

>>54262109
this lil nigga needs to start mewing like you wouldn't believe

frens does anyone have a cnbc livestream that works i want to watch the cope

Imagine the chimping this afternoon?

oooooooo im gonna pause ooooooooo im pivooooting

>>54262083
Only option buyers, sellers have an edge due to IV. or Do a straddle, which is directionally neutral. Or, wait until after the FOMC for the market to pick a direction then go long.

>>54262081
We need to raise taxes and make the rich and greedy corporations pay their fair share to fix the deficit. Cutting taxes would only exacerbate the problem.

>>54262129
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

Hello sirs I gave a great investment opportunity for you in the next /smg/ thread!
>>54261734
>>54261734
>>54261734
>>54261734
F to bobo am I right?

Can someone explain to me the effect of a 50 bsp increase on the market?

>>54262129
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

>>54262168
you're a baggie

>>54262168
too early

>>54262166
>>54262177
thank u frens

>>54262170
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
the optimists have priced in a max of 25 and a hopium of pause or even fuckin PIVOOT

>>54262170
0 is 5 times 0 which is too hard to understand so it’s bad
25 is 5 times 5 which makes it perfect and good
50 is 5 times 10 which is too much and uncomfortable

>>54262178
Uhm sweaty maybe get some contacts >>54262183 that is a baggie

JP is gonna pivot he's gonna save banks

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK

>>54262170
the base expectation prior to the banking collapse, probably a little heavy handed, fear is the response. the sword of damocles over unprofitable techs head.

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>>54262170

>dead fucking flat opening
i hope you opened some neutral positions to close an hour or so before we end the day

Does anyone have a Fox Business News livestream that works?

>>54262267
Check ur pm

>>54262266
sold a RIO call on monday, up 40% on it already
it's really that easy

>>54262237
1 second late. 50 bepis.

SPYbros...

>>54262267
https://www.newslive.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html

>>54262267
I do, but I also pay for Direct TV.

>>54262166
why don't you guys use m3u8?

>>54262267
>Fox Business over CNBC

I sold my calls , time to short /smg/ but you will not listen

>>54262320
WTF is a m3u8?

Is COIN gonna moon again

>>54262339
Extension type for audiovideo streams, can be opened with any software that supports streams, including mpv and vlc, and I think mpchc.

>>54262339
it's where you suck a guys dick and he sucks yours, financially
/smg/ has been extremely homo lately

>>54262328
>either of those over Bloomberg

>>54262339
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M3U

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54262362
What if your partner doesn't have a dick, and you lick her snatch while she's blowing you, financially speaking of course? Is that still m3u8 or is that something else?

I can't stop crying I've lost everything

>>54262320
Because of technically inept retards like >>54262339. I've been using it especially for the free version of Bloomberg+ they cuck you out of on their website.

>SOXL

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

women owe me sex.

why the fuck are spreads so wide on open

>>54262387
I know what that is now. Not going to work today faggot.

Scam Wick 4

>>54262419
Because some retards have 25 bps priced in while everyone with a brain knows there's gonna be a pause

>>54262452
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>>54262452
NEW THREAD

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>>54262387
Best answer, and here's the part that matters for the posts about it itt

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>>54259958
I have a solution for that shit (I think), but no enough money to start doing anything about it

>>54262307
Thank you!