/biz/ - Business & Finance

What's an undervalued sector or industry?

New thread. New me.

>>54255972
Wouldn't something like this be free and easy puts? Especially if you can get them on the cheap?

it has to crash... Right?

hillary clinton's butthurt is LITERALLY going to destroy the country
fitting

What was that?

>>54255949
Wouldn't something like this be free and easy puts? Especially if you can get them on the cheap?

>>54256032
>>54256037
always funny to come back from the gym and see you still shitposting

>>54256027
Not going to. All signs point to hyperinflationary scenario thanks to the powers that be even mulling the idea of what amounts to fully insuring all bank accounts no matter how stupid and retarded your investment is.

CASH GANG THAT SOLD BOIL ON THE PUMP TODAY SLEEPS COMFY TONIGHT
>CASH GANG THAT SOLD BOIL ON THE PUMP TODAY SLEEPS COMFY TONIGHT
CASH GANG THAT SOLD BOIL ON THE PUMP TODAY SLEEPS COMFY TONIGHT
>CASH GANG THAT SOLD BOIL ON THE PUMP TODAY SLEEPS COMFY TONIGHT
LET 'ER RIP J ROMEY
>LET 'ER RIP J ROMEY
LET 'ER RIP J ROMEY
>LET 'ER RIP J ROMEY

>>54256015
Pharmaceuticals and shipping industry but it requires a strategic mind for smart people

Oil is for the rich guys and wannabes show up to get fleeced cause its an insider game

REITs are for midwits larping as real estate agents from big short when they would be better holding apple microsoft and utilities

>>54256072
Yellens got barely 250 billion at play.

>>54256037
the operating margin is negative, so yeah it might be

>>54256085
I hold nuclear

>>54256015
All of them. I'm buying spy.

>>54256015
Prostitution or childcare

Why do I think we going to crash really soon? My spider sensy is going on overdrive...

>>54256054
I honestly dont know shit about it, I just noticed the option lists and noticed how cheap the puts are even at higher prices, but I figure there is some real fucky shit going on

>>54256015
uranium ?

>>54256125
That is not spider sense, it is just common sense.
IT IS OVER INCOMING
it is over incoming
It's over

>>54256054
WHI THE FUCK AR3 YOV?

>>54256087
For the present. But they can always grab money from the future in some form or the other. It won't always be the same obvious method, they'll keep obfuscating it to make it seem like it isn't what it is. You already saw them pushing through the loan for the former SVB depositors. Don't forget who writes these loans.

>>54256125
if we get rate hikes tomorrow it's unironically over for some banks

>>54256164
>fed is repoing dollars globally
>while reverse repoing at home

What takes precedence? Avoiding inflation, or avoiding financial turmoil? Asking for a friend.

Kill them, Jerome.

So glad I had 10% of my portfolio in GME. I knew eventually all the redditors pumping the stock would pay off. 50% in after hours. I'm going to unload everything tomorrow at open. Will buy back in after the next inevitable crash. GME is destined to fail but making money on these insane swings should be illegal it's so easy.

>>54256243
Financial turmoil = opportunity. Inflation is what you want to avoid when you're holding cash. Get hard assets.

>>54256215
That is exactly what (((they))) want you to think!

Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

>>54255983

A little more than two month to go until the positive seasonality ends. By middle of May the stock market will resume crashing

>>54256293
>if a stock's price is changing,
It also means that either the markets are open, or the after hours or premarket traders are active, or the dark poolers are being let to rape us all from their clubhouse box.

>>54256315
How quickly people forget what happened in Afghanistan. That was a big fat canary in the coal mine.

Goodnight /smg/. Stay poopy for me.

>>54256438
will do

>>54256116
humanity was a mistake

moderators need to ban these idiots already

>>54256125
>Why do I think we going to crash really soon
'we' have control of the levers that push lines up or down, levers that will function until the fossil fuels run out or global warming makes the green revolution no longer sustainable

>>54256087
230B we get the new numbers tomorrow

>>54256293
I reposted this and some boomers think im a professional

>futures

>>54256543
Yahoo or seeking alpha?

>>54256543
reposts are the modern firm handshake

>>54256587
stocktwits they said they took pictures of the post and sent it to their other boomer invest friends

>>54256562

if dubs, jpow rape hikes 75 pebises tomorrow

>>54256725
1-9 we do 25 bepis
0 full point

>>54256725
if numbers it's 50 instead.

>>54256027
Yes its going to crash...upwards A melt up if you will.

>>54255983
>"It had to crash right?", said the increasingly poor and worried Bobo Edition
Yes, crash wave three of three starts tonight. Pro-tip, that's the biggest, most powerful, most abrupt wave of all the waves.

>>54256725
Nah it will be -50 or -75

>>54256015
Bitcoin

>>54256027
it'll pump anyway

IM CHUGGING A BREWSKI
i love a asian girl and i ate so much sushi
and IM GOING TO FOMO INTO GME unless you can shill me on something like DOLE
https://youtu.be/izTncUmqdis

>>54256725
Green ID = 50 BPS

>>54256801

>>54256801

>>54256801
>54256801
uh oh

>>54256417
no one's forgotten. all these geopolitical problems right now from us rivals are due to it showing weakness in Afghanistan.
>>54256156
long CDs are probably a faster way to make money than that,

>>54256725
If dubs, 50+ bepis

AHAHAHA FRC RETARDS

If anyone should find themselves needing this tomorrow when it's over here it is, just save the text or link and have it on the ready for it being over. It's over.

https://biblehub.com/kjv/psalms/23.htm

1{A Psalm of David.} The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

4Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

It's over.

I hope all of you will make it tomorrow when it's over. Just hold on through whatever it is no matter what and live for it to be over another day when it's over tomorrow. You don't want to miss the next time that it's over over it being over tomorrow. It's just not worth it so just let it being over get over.

It's over.

May the LORD GOD Almighty bless and keep (You) through all the being over.

It's over.

It's over.

>>54256835
Delete ur account

>>54256538
Is this Keynesian or some new judaic black magic form of economic model?

>>54256835
KWAB

>>54256801
Green ID = -50 bepis.

>>54256890
Yes! So Much Win!

>>54256801
>>54256890
TWICE CONFIRMED
It will definitely be over, markets do not have this priced in.
It's over.

can we post more anime girls please

FOMC will be a "sell the news" event.

ok blue id GME baggies all going to make it for being so patient and holding so tightly

i refuse to buy GME

>>54256015
SKYT.

Also, gold and silver miners.

Need financial advice

>Be a bank
>Take in other people money
>Loan out money to other people for more money while hoping original depositor doesn't ask for their money
>Loan out a ton of money more than the money people even gave you in the first place by loaning money from other institutions
>People who loan out money can't pay you back
>Can't pay back your own loans
>Go bankrupt
>Sell your loans of people who can't pay for those loans to try and pay back other loans

economy

>>54256911

>>54256911
ok

Wew, they decided to postpone it to the same day as FOMC. VIX is going to moon tomorrow.

>>54256962
Deposits are just a liability when your reserve requirement is zero.

>>54256562
>how i'll feel buying puts on GME at 8:31 AM tomorrow morning.

When was the last time the CME was wrong

>>54256962
>be a bank
>dodge the fed
>only sell physical storage, security, and keys
>rather than build out only, we build modurally so it can be expanded in any direction, harvesting solar geothermal and wind energy
>accept deposits
>bank starts running out of space
>we must dig/build
???
Profit

>>54256993
deposits are always a liability. they're unsecured loans to the bank.

>>54256625
i want to go back bros
bck before global warming became unescapable, back before 8 billion meatbots needed to be culled by 'vaccines'
back before ai ruined online gamescapism
I WANT TO GO BACK

>>54256080
Let's see them lower lows baby

>>54256951
>>54256951
Good enough to post…..

>>54256962
Actually banks loan about around the same amount of money that people give them.

>>54256991
Wednesday is National Donald's Day....

>>54256951
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell

>>54257000
Yes, I will buy puts on GME just before it withers and dies once and for all.

I will drink the delicious tears of GME baggie sadness as they all try to unload on top of eachother starting immediately at the bell.

Then, theyll know it's truly over.

>>54257042
Guy's it's over.

Out of time. Out. Of. TIME

>>54257019
Yes, if J ROMEY crashes the world tomorrow I will be ready to slurp up a fresh pot of BOIL.

You bought GME calls right

Glad i bought one last minute

>>54257076
No its going to sell off tommorow as traders take profits while it goes to its new 52 week low as always

i dont understand the appeal of bbby, or amc, or gme really. I get that it was a short squeeze two years ago but why do people shill amc so hard?
also im not even good at this don't ever do options.

>>54257096
Glowies. they want to take down that fat fuck insider trader billionaire. and wreck retail at the same time.

>>54257093
Correctamundo

>>54257003
This post is extremely antisemitic. I just reported your bank to the US Treasury and the ADL.

>>54257096
BBBY is super cheap and has a 126 percent SI
GME is a cult of insufferable baggies who refuse to show you their cost average
AMC is GME but for boomers and black people.

>>54257133
I’ll show you antisemetic
>https://youtu.be/1h8OFiPkBA8

>>54256085
>shipping industry
with the boom in stock price and earnings from the covid shipping peak, and a potentially worsening economy, I'd be wary of entering a position in shipping right now

t. longshoreman

Threadly reminder, if you aren't invested in gold and brappable gas, you will in fact, never make it.

>>54257096
At one point in time they all had extremely high short interest. GME was a true short squeeze that has now left behind a cult.

AMC was redditors that saw the GME squeeze and wanted a repeat. The cult force is much weaker and the underlying company is in distress so it's slowly faded as they fight a CEO that really just wants to abuse the hype and dilute them to death.

BBBY had Ryan Cohen, a GME board member, buy a stake and put out some PR trying to force some change. This naturally caused a rally from the same cultish meme stock investor crowd. Unfortunately it's the worst of the three and literally in bankruptcy, so they all got slaughtered. Can't squeeze a company that no longer exists.

>>54257154
It's over for GOLD AND NAT GAS. IT"S OVER!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54257154
Brap gas crashes in a recession because of decreased energy usage. The recession-causing energy shock was a year ago, you're behind.

>>54255983
trreee

FRCsisters... i don't feel so good...

>>54257168
Maybe, but we aren't entering a recession. We're entering a period of hyper inflation. That means brap gas will follow suit along with other commodities

>>54256991
indicted for?

>>54257168
One fear I have over it is the effects of potential disinflation in combination with recession, but I am far too retarded to actually know any actual thing about any of that, it's just perhaps level concerns.

>>54257205
>We're entering a period of hyper inflation
That's a maybe too, but J ROMEY has not done any stuttering thus far and he said there will be no wavering from 2%. Tomorrow is going to be one of the most fascinating days ever ever.

>>54257154
It's incredible to me how many retards around here keep falling for BOIL.

It's like you're blinded by the chart. You all see it down 50% over the past 2 months and think you're getting a steal. Meanwhile NG pricing is around the same level it was 2 months ago. The entire "dip" on BOIL is just massive roll costs and vol decay.

>>54257233
Jerome is a fucking pussy. If we're lucky, he'll raise rates tomorrow by 25 bepis points, but I wouldn't be shocked if he paused rate hikes. That at the very least will cause gold to moon.

>>54256991
All they had all along was that Stormy Daniels payoff. If I was a dem I’d be pretty disappointed.

>>54257212
He incorrectly marked an item on his taxes as "legal fees" instead of "other expenses". Not even joking.

>>54257246
No chud. Natural gas prices have been artificially suppressed because of the Russia conflict, hence the "we're banning gas stoves". It was all a ploy, both natural gas and oil are going to moon shortly. BOIL is not going to reverse split. It's going back to $60

>>54257038
okay banker...
I believe you *wink wink*

>>54257305
What was the item?

>>54257256
>Jerome is a fucking pussy
IS NOT DONE IT
YOU'LL SEE
HE'S GONNA SHOW YOU!
I hope your BOIL tanks like a rock so I can buy more and then I hope it moons so you make a lot of fuckin money but I make even more!

>>54257305
They don't actually care about him being "arrested". They just want a mugshot so they can air it everywhere during the 2024 campaign for their political ads.

If GME opens tomorrow and the pump is gone just like that one time it happened last year I'm going to laugh my ass off

>>54256015
The short sector is undervalued

75

>>54257246
I made $500 off it today.

That's worth five hundred McDs Double Cheeseburgers back in 2003.

That's a lot of cash bro.

>>54256822

>showing weakness in Afghanistan.

If you are referring to showing how stupid we were for occupying it for 20 years without even really extracting anything of value from it.

The Chinese literally wrote a strategy document in early 2000s that was basically "LOL those retarded US gweilos are wasting so much time and money on the middle east for no real reason. They're so focused on this dumb shit we're gonna have like 20 years to sneakily prepare to unseat them." I'm sure they wrote another one in 2014-ish laughing how stupid we were for thinking we could use Ukraine to somehow splinter Russia, instead of how it would drive them to ally China.

Basically it's been all downhill for the empire since they stopped listening to Kissinger. The string-pulling Jews that have come after him have largely been idiots.

>>54257319
They're claiming he lumped in several thousand dollars under legal fees to pay off a woman from badmouthing him in the media. It's multiple level of reaching.

>>54257336
Based. There are too many retards here that think we're holding leveraged ETFs to infinity, but that's not how they are supposed to be traded. And I don't trade them that way. Once I make a nice profit, I sell and move on. The idea that BOIL is going to reverse split is laughable. I'm so confident of this that if it does reverse split, I'll literally connect a tube from my bussy to my mouth and breath nothing but my own braps for a year. Cap this.

TDW?

I hope my FBI handler likes my taste in music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvq6jGeXfg4

BTW we are going to pump until 1:59pm tomorrow, followed by a down trend lasting for the next few weeks

>>54257042
Is she laughing or angry? Can never tell with bugs

>>54257371
You'll be huffing obese man farts, before Q3.

>>54257371
What are you basing your thesis on? I sure do hope you are right. Good call on the FRC in the video, btw. Anyone who got in and out at the right times already had an excellent opportunity, and still loads of potential for longer holders now that the initial day trading pump and dumpers had a good time. It will certainly be interesting to see what it winds up doing for the haul.

Sorry guys, but we're getting rate cuts tomorrow.
>inb4source

>>54256109
where uranium is traded?

>>54256539
Tasty FRED goyslop. Spent this morning browsing, looks like the consumer is still strong AF. Makes sense banks are imploding since they are first around the music box.

>>54257431
I forgot to mention, if I'm right, you'll be huffing my beefy hamchad farts for a year. And btw, I'm a big fan of beans and broccoli.
>>54257438
FRC played out exactly as I predicted. I wish I wasn't such a Jew about my limit price because I missed out because of it. But I can't take the credit. Me and Bloomberg anon talked for about an hour over the weekend and he gave me all kinds of insider info. Nothing illegal, but it flirted with the line.

>>54256991
>3/22
Skull & Bones Day

>>54257459
In my balls

Fed will raise 50bps

Watching big tech getting so many layoffs is funny. Twitter, microsoft, amazon and Twitch especially. Maybe those retards need to quit wasting money on frivolous bullshit in their officespace. so bullish.

https://www.tiktok.com/@potateum/video/7110025357507464491?_r=1&_t=8aoWsEHLjUE

>>54257492
Well, the main thing to my eye is that it held strong in a reasonably tight range and didn't tank, it seems pretty solid for now. I didn't fuck with it any but definitely peeked in on it periodically through the day just to see.

Why is the forest dark?

>>54257510
Yep. No reason to backdown. Would hurt his reputation. Banks fail? Buy them on weekend.

ANIME GIRLS
https://youtu.be/cmWNLjU6x2w

do the schizos/bobos really think the person who runs the money printer will let banks run out of money?

daily reminder that inversing kpop and vtuber avatar-fags will net you a minimum 500x yield this has been backtested for 2 years

>>54257567
It is run out of money or have a ton of worthless money. What's the point of having dollars if they are less valuable than toilet paper?

Imagine believing that the WEF plan for a great reset means banks prosper

>>54257553
total garbage heres an acutal good album fuck all of you but unironicially
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu0oIQxPV3U

>>54257567
It's hard to say frankly. The smart thing to do would be to let the big banks merge with the regional banks and let the open market solve this shit but the government is weird about that. There are far too many regional banks frankly so I wouldn't put it past them to let a few fail. But they've already invested so much into FRC that it doesn't make sense for them to fail.

>>54257583
>The smart thing to do
50+ acres arable lowland with 10 acres mixed conifer 2 dairy cows, 15 egg hens, 3 acres mixed vegetables ITS TOO LATE

>>54257567
One word:
Hyperinflation.
You can't print money forever.
Eventually, it will crash and it will burn.
Or it will continue to skyrocket so that there is so much money in existence that it literally becomes valueless.
They have no options left.

>Put to Call ratio lowest since the picotop in January 2022
Oh my dear little mumu

>>54257601
>>Put to Call ratio
reddit to 4chin ratio

>>54257500

wju a, o so fulogm almmkja giotn amake smno asence

>>54257668
based esoteric tongue-speaker
just went all in on calls

>>54257577

Fed answers largely to big US commercial banks, not WEF. There's a deep divide because the US commercial banking system has zero interest in being absorbed by the gov for the new model of capital allocation.

'Stakeholder Capitalism' is just poorly re-branded communism after all, and bank heads for all their evil ways aren't commies because that implies some clueless politburo telling them who to give loans to and frankly less overall money to be made.

fuck i just realized im gonna have to pay taxes on the huge gains i made in january but have since then lost. what a ripoff.

>>54257492
>Nothing illegal, but it flirted with the line.
And yet, you'll continue to be a poorfag with nothing to show for all this "insider info".
Lmfao you better post a /smg/ update of you huffing your obesefarts, WHEN BOIL does a reverse split

>>54257709
Thanks for playing.

>>54257709
If you realize the loss you pay no taxes

>>54257735
i realized the gains, then used the gains to realize the loss.

Thoughts on Brazilian stock market? American here. I bought about 4k in PBR. Looking to sell puts of PBR as well for some premiums, i dont mind buying more.

Ive looked at the EWZ brazil index and its performance is identical to PBR so I dont see the need for an index.

Any brazil stocks you like? Im also looking at Vale, ELP and SID.

Also, brazil dividends are high, but US gov taxes it like ordinary interest income which is a bummer. I try to keep them in my retirement account.

>>54257725
Wow, I try and help you guys make it selflessly without any financial gain of my own and this is how I get treated?

>>54256015
>What's an undervalued sector or industry?
Depends on your operating theory. If the market is rational, then I'm afraid there isn't such a thing.
>>54256116
I have nothing but disdain for index maker salesmen. They're selling the commercialization of someone elses commercialization of someone elses, generally, actual production.

Being twice disconnected from reality allows a manipulation of discussion that routinely aims to turn, the views of the listener on actual productive labors, into disdain for the purposes of unspoken primary goals. Those goals are as petty as personal grievance with a company employee, or as greedy and destructive as international espionage in black propaganda.

For instance, the number of "zombie" companies has decreased with 2008, perhaps, but the number of ponzi companies wholly dependent on constant influx of share purchases seems to have exploded. The difference, if I might offer, the zombie is in great amounts of debt but alive on loans, crafty paperwork timing, and merchant trading agreements, in addition to stock sales. Where on the other, while the ponzi is simply failing to produce much of anything and showing large influxes of currency based only on the sale of stocks.
And then there are the SPACs without the title.
>>54257600
Anon, I haven't used cash in months. That is precarious, I absolutely agree. But if I were to deny that I am benefited on immediate time, I'd lie. The amount of time to exchange 13.38 at a cashier is anywhere between 5 and 25 seconds, imo. The card I've been using is approved in 3-6 seconds, every time. The cashier has to count his bills every night and morning, that takes at least a minute on both sides. He also has to carry cash to a bank, that takes 10-40 minutes or longer depending on location. Plus the criminal risk.

Criminal Risk: If humanity can act in good faith in a market, the risk of not having minted is minimal. This is where you lever, and I admit, inflation...

>>54256015
ur mom

>>54257780
You get what you deserve, fatso. Time will tell how things are to be played out, understand? I'm 100% in the "Rocker huffs obesefarts" camp.

Is it the bottom yet? My tax return hasn't dropped yet. I wish I could just use my credit card. Get hella points.

>>54256125
i don't think it's gonna crash. it's going to be a nasty recession that many will not recover from

>>54257805
Tomorrow will be a 25 bepis hike, which will lead to a kajigga pump; since it's expected.
FURTHER MORE!!! JPow is going to come out as dovish towards any future hikes, because of the obvious.
So, tomorrow BEFORE JPow talks is your last chance to get in.

Damn, this is the first time in a long while I'm going to listen to jerome talk.

>>54257803
>time will tell
You're already getting nervous that i'm going to be right. lol. lmao even.

>>54257805
Fed shitpost coming tomorrow. It'll probably be wacky. Bottom? I have no clue. I don't even know how the market is going to react to the expected 25 bps rate hike. The mega bull case is Fed decides to pause hikes. I think that's unlikely but if that happens you can expect the market to hit the turbo. Maybe. Tomorrow will show just how hard the market has bet on a dovish Fed. If it dumps on a 25 bip hike, that means pretty much the entirety of last week's pump was hopes and dreams and fairy tales and make believe.

>>54257849
>tells me I'm getting nervous
>posts his black, adopted child
Lmfao bro, do you even see color?!

>>54257832
>which will lead to a kajigga pump; since it's expected
That doesn't follow. If it's expected it means last week was pricing it in. Meaning crab or partial retrace more likely reaction.

>>54257864
Listen chud, I have already told you not once, not twice, but thrice, that it's the shadow from the cherry blossom tree that makes her look black. She is white just like me and miko

I have been gone for a day fill me in my smiggers

i am going to short the FOMC pump. call me based

Anyone knows what happened to the guy who bought 10k worth of FRC shares at 18 yesterday?

>>54257832
J Romey is this very night in his meditation chamber communing with the spirit of Volcker for inner strength and support. He is become death and shall unleash the terrors without hesitation, though with a very soft spoken delivery!

>>54257873
Naw, retail will lead a kajigga pump, because they love being proven right.
Trust me, my dad works at The F.E.D.
>>54257882
Yeah, that's not how shadows work. Definitely a BLACK kid, how embarrassing. Lmao.

>>54257849
did you get a new account? i didn't look because I assumed you were still in disguise.

>>54257883
It's over.

>>54257906
they didn't fix it all?

What is the financial implication of women LYING about their virginity???
>>54257883
>I have been gone for a day fill me in my smiggers
Baggot decided using a different trip code for ever post was a good idea. Not sure that will pan out, since it's easy to ignore his posts, anyway (the things he hates)

>>54257900
new account? What do you mean?

>>54257938
>they didn't fix the markets
this would be an excellent line to a new poem.

>>54257698
>based esoteric tongue-speaker
>just went all in on calls
cmon brainlets
here is the meatbot great filter anti-filter beckoning you
and you refute it's wisdom?
forsooth

>>54257964
I get wordy when I wake up from an afternoon nap after sunset. I should get a cup of coffee and pass out at lunch tomorrow.

so how's it going down tomorrow?

>>54258023
Bobos are going to get heemed.
t. im a bobo

I bought more XOM around $100. I have so much of it, spending a few hundred more at such a high price means nothing. Oh, and I'm NEVER SELLING.

>People post blacked out images of credit card online
>AI is advanced enough to fill in the blanks and reconstruct it
https://twitter.com/itssimontime/status/1636857478263750656
https://twitter.com/david3141593/status/1638222624084951040

>>54258044
Jokes on them, i'm broke.

>>54258023
I have a feeling JPow is gonna be a pussy and pause causing the markets to turn green

the great filter manifest
money
sex
power
meanwhile

>>54258044
wtf is acropolypse

>>54258067
Where's Jerome?

>>54258093
Can you not fucking read?
>People post blacked out images of credit card online
>AI is advanced enough to fill in the blanks and reconstruct it

>>54258121
Why would anyone post blacked out credit-cards online anyway?

>>54258023

>>54258121
That's just exploiting some issue with the photo edit tool on android where it still keeps some data of the original image for some fucking reason.

>>54258233
And only on pixels. Bit of a nothingburger

Scoopsies bb, I need you to pump BOIL and JNUG for me tomorrow. Kisses and hugs for my special twink. You owe me.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_NbASTLrJu4&feature=share

>>54258044
>>54258121
None of you niggers read it. Where does it say AI. Its a fucking bug/feature in these snipping tools. They arn't actually overwriting the file, its appending the img file and leaving garbage after the END of the img data that can be recovered.
This feature appears actually in multiple snipping tools from different devs.
When I saw this It reminded me of last time this was a thing, in XP era maybe I think, saving cropped pics in paint didn't overwrite the 'preview' (thumbnail stored in the img) and via the unchanged preview data you could get the the original pic before cropped.

>>54258242
I'm really enjoying the modern era of calling any kind of algorithm "AI" it's really fucking stupid

>>54258023
Crypto goes up, Yields.... go down, gold goes up. Tech goes on retard rally.
It turns out the bepis was priced in, yields call the fed's bluff and front run the fed pivot later this year to secure those high yields while they are here.
This is bearish for goyslop goblinas

>GME pumped
Write an apology letter one word at a time.

Dear /GME/,

Does anyone think the end of US Hegemony via BRICS is going to be good for Americans? No more Democrat/Neocon bullshit because now they need to actually compete instead of coast off of post WW2 fortune

>>54258044
That's why you always cut out the information. No blurs, no black out, just ctrl+x. Can't reconstruct information that isn't even there.

>>54258121
it's not AI, dipshit. it's just cropped data not being properly removed from certain images produced by certain cropping tools. recovery is just a matter of reading those bytes.

>>54258260
GME pumped then dumped a bunch of random times since 2021.
It's not new.
Someone pointed out that usually GME pumping is usually the signal when the market switches to a bear market. But I'm too lazy to actually look through history to see if that's true.

Stocks will NEVER go up again

>>54258264
its not AI
more likely a feature pushed by your favorite 3 letter. Its not a bug in android snipping tool, THE SAME BUG APPEARS IN THE WINDOWS SNIPPING TOOL

WOW

I used some of the profit I made from stocks today and bought tickets early for the Super Mario Bros. movie. I really hope its at least decent, shit costed almost $40.

Fed will pivot tomorrow to save banks

>>54258287
>THE SAME BUG APPEARS IN THE WINDOWS SNIPPING TOOL
Finally my paranoia of copying my snippet and pasting it into paint, and then cropping it again and pasting it into another instance of paint is finally justified

>>54258291
Fren, we are just discussing the use of ai to reconstruct black out. Why would you do this to yourself
>NTDOF

>>54258291
Much love from Nevada!

>>54258261
BRICS is a meme. But dollar losing reserve would be devastating for the federal government in the short term. They would have to default on social security and the military.
If your people get through that turmoil safely and not fall to socialism I can definitely see a bright future for america.
Worst comes to worse your strong federalism would mean states could secede and rebuild a capitalist confederate away from the silly liberals in peace. You got enough arms to defend such a place.
You would be on your own though, the internationalists like EU would surely support the liberal parts.
In either case I see a sharp decline in immigration so your society would be in net negative pop growth. Kinda like japan so that's gonna be your primary existential threat.

On the other hand it could be that the current globalist economy is more than the sum of its parts and it would take decades to recover from the collapse for everyone all over the world. In which case its all fucked.

>>54258313
ah fuck, that means I will have to buy new tickets then?

bros... im having trouble getting to sleep. tomorrow is gonna be wild

>>54258291
OOOOOOHHHH
MAARIOOO BROOO
UUUUOOOHHH I’M EUPHORIC

Niggerbros! Sell everything!

>>54256015
Technology. AI is unironicly going to be a golden bull run for the next 20 years same as the internet was before it.

BUY JD DOT COM. IT'S UNDERVALUED BY 60% EASILY

>>54258422
Is that the company that keeps giving Ford the power automotive awards?

You guys sold right? Rate cuts are priced in

>>54258440
no, its some chink site

fuck the fed

>mott capital was wrong
bros...

>>54258454
The SIVB/BSC one was correct

>>54256015
>mREITs
>small/mid size banks
>urban office real estate stocks/etfs
>anything that ipo'd 2020-2022
>anything that was a spac
Reminder that things are undervalued for a reason.
You can also say FAAAMs, gold, oil companies, utilities companies, big banks, etcetc are also """undervalued""" for different reasons.

>>54258454
Isn't this whole thing misleading.
I'm sure if you went through the entire chart you could try and find more similar patterns within it.
It seems like a retarded basis to try and predict market movement which is based on current events, not, "number went this way, so now it will do an S pattern and make a figure 8, if it does the death cycle sell everything, unless there are fog clouds, then buy technology stocks because they are going to do the u turn mechanic and flip upwards but only if the day of the week is a prime number"

>>54258119
>Where's Jerome?
is jerome even real?
are our eyes even real?

>>54258511
Levels of support/resistance, RSI, and sometimes VWAP are the only truly useful TA indicators. It's cause they're the simplest and most common ones, so everyone basically has to use them by rule of consensus.

How do I invest in OpenAI?

>>54258535
why dont you ask chat GPT that question

>>54258562
I want to support the last remaining vestige of human content on the web before the GPTpocalypse drowns us all out

>>54258535
Are you joking?
MSFT obviously

>>54258029
pls no more. i have been heemed enough.

>>54256725
Oh shit looks like it's 100 then. Give banks stuff to save them, do something that makes that stuff more valuable and a deflationary move at the same time. You know what to do JPOW

BOILchads run this general

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DrCs-n6pB4c&feature=share

>>54257567
I think they will give them something in exchange for their troubled assets and then make the things they give them more valuable, then reverse the process in a year

>>54255983
Question:

If a Brazilian company (say PBR) is listed on the NYSE, and the exchange rate of brazil currency > USD drops, will the stock on the NYSE also drop?

For example, say brazil curreny and USD are equal exchange rate for simplicity sakes. 1 Brazil dollar = 1 USD and PBR Is listed at $20. Now lets say brazil currency loses 50% of its value to USD. Will PBR drop 50%?

>>54257600
does money even mean anything anymore
there is a billion trillion of it already printed, and every year there is a bunch of trillion billion being spent, and everyone is paid by everyone on what is essentially a bunch of IOUs

>>54258723
All else being equal if the currency got cut in half the shares in PBR would double in price. The shares listed on the NYSE and priced in dollars wouldn't change. Obviously this all goes out the window since whatever macroeconomic issue caused Brazil's currency to get deemed would also affect the value of Brazilian equities

>>54257600
yes we dont care about hyperinflation that's why powell is crashing banks to keep it under control

go jump out of a window my nigga

>>54257567
Honestly just let all banks share their money

>>54257600
Tell that to the digital currencies. Once those are gone for good we will have normal financials. Until then, everything isnfucked

>>54255983
Ik it's kinda normal to edgy on /smg/. But be grateful for your family anons

>>54258723
no. this is why foreign investors like bonds in foreign currencies to their own country even if they can't spend it. they are willing to buy bonds yielding NEGATIVE if they get paid in Euros rather than a 20% bond that is being eroded by inflation in their domestic currency.

>>54258840
God he loves his family, what an edgelord

>>54258535
>How do I invest in OpenAI?
how do i invest in john connor?

>>54258736
So long as McDonald’s keeps a double quarter pounder meal above 10 dollars, money is retarded

>>54258850
pulse rifles, subterranean thoroughfares

>>54258858
>pulse rifles, subterranean thoroughfares
laser cannon technicals

Yields...

DAX computer is dumping, so are futes


OHH

>>54258846
At least I'm not an absolute faggot trying to to make a terrible attempt if a joke on a obscure internet fishing board

UK CPI higher than the last reading. Oh boy.

Is this the final days of the bear market? European indices pointing up, commodities up, FED and ECB admitting to being pussies, the bank "problems" solved... feels good bullbros

>>54258883
filthy

>>54258883
Put some shoes on, it is very distracting

>>54258528
>Levels of support/resistance
could have stopped right there. supply and demand is all you need

>>54258924
>>54258934
For a 10 Year with 8% coupon you have to let her put her feet in your face.

>>54258891
Don't get too excited. It ended up being a fake dump last time

>>54258883
Alright, we need to collapse, this yield curve is just too hot to exist, making me COOOOOOM!!!!

>all this bear cope itt
>le 75 bps incoming!!!!!!
bwahahaha

>>54258973
If you get heemed today I am going to tease you without quarter.

who else loaded up on regional bank puts? easiest 100x of my life coming up when that little jew opens his mouth tomorrow

>>54258955
well.. if I really have to

>>54258955
A fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Haha, just imagine bros... feet? in your face? Unthinkable and unbelievable right? Sounds like something straight out of a manual about obtaining information through torture

>>54259002
Now that you bring it up there was actually a 3x bull etf from that from the direx-kikeon which was down like -80%
Maybe a buy if powell pivoots??

>>54259002
>buying options when volatility train has already left the station
enjoy getting wrecked

britbros sunak promised 4% by eoy but it's going back up...

>>54259003
>>54259005
Yes
You will suck amine girls toes
You will receive high yielding T-notes
You will smell the pantyhose
You will be happy

https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/WDRW:US
>Direxion Daily Regional Banks Bear 3x Shares
>WDRW:US was liquidated
Aww dude.. imagine the gainz

>>54258895
But you are a faggot. Who took his family for granted and is now being a bitch on a Tibetan basket weaving forum

>>54259002
bull flag

Please bros I need BOIL hopium we'll get a 2x and I'll break even right? please

>>54259032
Christ I really shouldn't go on 4channel after my gym-session. Fuckin hell...
We really do live in the best timeline as modern skanks/women love leg/feet stuff. God bless 'em

>>54259012
What was it?

>>54259049
LIG.MA

>>54259047
Why did you fuck with natgas anon? Why did you fuck with the widowmaker?

>>54259026
How can you promise anything when it comes to fuckin inflation? The worst thing is that normies and npcs just gobble that shiet up and continue believing these people. Is it actually that easy to get into politics? Just bullshit and suck enough dicks?

>>54259089
Yes, but the people you must conquer are insufferable.

Guys my morgan stanley cert isnt trading wtf

This isnt a good sign

>>54259108
I’m buying UVXY calls on open. Easy money

>>54259114
It IS open around here

They halted it shortly after opening, its a spy short cert

>>54258535
That's kinda fire

>>54259123
Nevermind its trading now

>>54259134
I expect GOOG to open down at least 2 or 3% based just on that diss

I never thought it would come to this but I might actually buy a Hyundai.

LMAO@Inflation GB

There was an attempt

>>54259191
Exactly what i would have imagined under an open source rap, perfect

>>54259049
DPST
https://www.reddit.com/r/LETFs/comments/11qgq0i/dpst_anyone/
looks like reddit was quicker to catch on, it bottomed at 6.9 now at 9.1
But the chart looks horrifying

>>54259167
Shit's gonna pump anyway. "It's just a blip on the radar guys, a temporary setback, who cares?"... fuckin bullshit

>>54259227

>>54259234
I read the statements of the japanese central bank. I don't even understand what they are doing. They want higher wages, but also want inflation to go down to 2% from ~ 4% currently, but they are monetarily easing. And seem to may start hiking if that 2% goal is being achieved. Are they hoping inflation will go down globewide and thus in Japan because others hike and "do the work"? Looks like this work is failing.

>>54259042
Anon pls stop hurting me on the only place I can express my feelings :(

>>54259261
>express my feelings
That's for teenagers and women

>>54259248
>>54259248
>>54259248
>>54259248

>>54257139
GME is the only profitable one out of those three, AMC is for reddit and twitter, and BBBY has a death spiral convertible thing going on, no thanks

>>54256962
>Person A gives you $100 as deposit
>loan it out to person B for profits in 5 years
>Person B deposits same $100 back into your bank
>Loan out same $100 again to person C for profits in 5 years
>Sweet, I have a future $300 + interest in 5 years
>Sure hope Person A or B doesn't pull their money out.

>>54259237
Isn't that Geoff, the car Top Gear built?

>>54258909
>the final days of the bear market
The bear market hasn't even begun.

>>54259191
The model reflects a corpus that is disparaging towards open source. Much like how AI's are racist and sexist and all that.

Stop posting early you niglet
>>54259290

>>54259191
How can i run that model how much pc power do you need