/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>54248200

1) fuck joe biden
2) jerome powell is a pussy
3) BOIL

>>54251900
GME won
XRP won

i bought PLTR, how fucked am i tomorrow?

>>54251941
>pe of 150
>net loss for the year
twinkle house

how are the FRC anons holding up?

I am concerned for tomorrow.

>>54251966
>lower rates
>inflation goes up

>raise rates
>while doing QE
>rates go up and down at the same time and break reality
Clown world

How come no one else makes threads with scantily clad anime girls as the OP?
>Buy SOXL Futures

>>54251919
P/E is too broad of a valuation tool. EPS is a greater indicator of a company's performance trends as it is a ratio that relies on a core accounting matter, i.e., net income. EPS can be strong while PE appears weak due to PE relying on another ratio to create its ratio.

GME's EPS at $0.16 outperformed expectations by over 200%. Of course, it can be attributed to the classically fruitful holiday season, but if one looks at how GME is transforming itself, one can surmise that there is more to the company than cyclically predictable Q4 "triumphs."

>>54251953
>does a 2x overnight anyways

>>54251989
Is it actually QE or just bull nonsense? I feel even the slightest hint if a pivot we would've rallied harder

>>54252004
>GME's EPS at $0.16 outperformed expectations by over 200%
Actuallly talking out your ass. The EPS was $0.15 and came in at $0.16. Thats barely 6% above expected

>market gives up on no-rate-hike, settles on +25 basis points
>stocks pump

>>54251941
Bearish

>>54251995
Those tend to get jannied.

did the GME baggies forget that last year the same thing happened where they pumped like 40% after hours with aftermarket jew'ry and then they opened flat?

FRC chads WW@?

>>54252004
shut the fuck up and go back to your containment thread

>>54252022
No it is actually a new form of QE for the banks. Balance sheet increased

oil

>>54252034
You do realize a pause would signal something is wrong? The pause shit is copium of qe addicted idiots like Ackman and Wood.

>>54252034
If it was housing alone, I'd be saying .5 or higher. But with 3 bank failures in 2 weeks, it's hard to tell.

>>54251989
Tomorrow Powell will announce an innovative new policy. First day of every month, they'll spin a wheel at the fed that decides the interest rates for that month. It can land anywhere from 0 to 20%. The perfect policy that will keep the economy in balance in the long run, yet unstable enough to keep things moving.

>>54252054
I sold it at 19 to you. I'll trade it again tomorrow.

>>54251915
Baggie Cope. I told you Jamie Dimon is gonna get common shares for pennies on the dollar POTTER style. It's like nibbas never watched "it's a wonderful life" bank run scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTJCI1FNBfA

>>54252032
I'm not sure where you saw $0.16. You can see an example here of mainstream outlook: https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/gme/analysis/
>>54252056
Behave.

>>54251925
>3) BOIL
Know what you own. I hope you're aware of the counter-seasonal contango. The imminent roll. The beta. The chop.

Honestly just look at that clean web design. Cant you just tell a stock winner based off their website? Apple was a chad hold then in retrospect. What more DD do you need then that?

BUY JD DOT COM
>FAIR VALUE $200
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>54252045
For (you)

so it looks like GME puts is the play tomorrow huh

>>54252116
I prefer yahoo.jp web design. Most modern websites have 0 useful information on their home page. Too much margin and padding.

Hey it's me fathands, just got to work and saw this in one of their conference rooms. This company seriously paid good money to hang up quotes from literal who's thinking it will motivate their employees, meanwhile the vice president is telling them that they are all overpaid by 30%. Take a moment and just imagine. Imagine being a cubicle cuck for even just one day. Lol. Lmao even.

>>54252166
>Too much margin
Is this a strategy suggestion?

>>54252113
I am somewhat aware of the contango factor, but what is the roll and the chop which I have seen (likely you having) mentioned?

>>54252151
>Jingdong
>Chinese

>>54252174
I can't believe they sprung for office chairs. Those were probably like $500 a pop.

>>54252079
Why not do this at 10 bps, 20 bps, 30 bps, and 40 bps? That makes it fair for everyone. Inflation inevitably must decline.

Dubs and our trannie jannies get a 2x raise

>>54252164
Just short it. The puts are overpriced.

>>54252112
>Behave
Faggot. I'm talking about GME's own prediction. Thats what people mean by missing or hitting your earnings

>>54252174
E S G
S
G

>>54252116
Lol remember when smart phones were exciting
New phones these days are so underwhelming only tech that it's sold on these days is the camera, goes purely off of brand otherwise

>>54252222
you can't short gme bro there are no shares they took them all haha!

>>54251900
Some banks are too big to fail. Some banks aren't.
I think(?)

>>54252238
Just print new ones.

>>54252066
>You do realize a pause would signal something is wrong?
The pause is what they originally intended to do, when they started the off-ramp 75 / 50 / 25 bps, the optimal thing (if they nailed it) would now be 0 bps and be done with it.
Further 25 bps hikes were envisioned as additional tweaks if inflation stayed uppity. But the banks being illiquid, can be seen as additional tughtening which was not entirely predictable, but within the realm of what theory says can happen. So they couldn't plan it but they can include it in their decision process now that it has happened.
tl;dr mission accomplished, financial conditions restrictive (banks on life support), tightening achieved

amazon planning to lay off 10000 people but yeah the economy is booming lmao

>>54252228
If this company goes under I lose my job, I would love nothing more than to see this woke faggy business go under even if that was the cost. They have a fucking pride flag waving on the flagpole outside year round. Ann arbor needs to be nuked.

>>54252164
>>54252222
honestly I dont' know if the after hour fuckery is even going to last long enough for market open tomorrow

>>54251900
How is it possible that gme got positive EPS??

>>54252223
As you'll see if you google "GME," more esteemed outlets than /smg/ are all labeling the squeeze headline "surprise earnings/profit." If the price was majorly influenced by whatever a company may itself project, it would be a whole different market.
As an aside, can you post where you saw GME project its own Q4 22 EPS?

>>54252292
you all act like everyone downloads their games online and nobody goes to the store even though that notion is retarded.

>>54252190
>>54252113
>>54251925

Example with UNG
https://twitter.com/CelsiusEnergyFM/status/1636729780803448833

>>54252292
Holiday season + trimming headcount + removing dead inventory. Classic small business approach. What's more exciting is how they build on it in the quarters to come, especially with how they've embraced web3 (IMX primary partner, LRC and Polygon heavily involved as well) & a fusion of e-commerce + brick & mortar.

>>54252319
Only people that still do en masse are switch users and even then it's 50/50

>>54252292
>holiday season
>let their inventory fall from $900 to $600
They basically delayed buying their goods to restock to pretend they were in the black

>>54252208
Uh my workplace back when the building was new in 2004 they paid $500 per for each chair. These chairs were nothing fancy.They can't get parts to fix them anymore cause at some point the company went outta business so they just toss them.

>>54252319
Ive never seen anyone enter the GS near my mall, it doesn’t make any sense desu

I'm actually happy for the GME guys but I don't wanna go in there and encourage it. Hey idiots if you see this from the home page, please take profits. If you're in your 20s please take profits. Then come here

>>54252292
Selling Funko Pops

>>54252355
>pe ratio of 160
These morons are going to go long and deserve all the pain they receive

>>54252292
They stopped burning money on NFTs. Earnings were 30 million lower than in Q4 2021 and EPS was lower as well.

>>54252331
Ah, very interesting and crucial information, much appreciated.

>>54252372
first post
>still holding
I can't watch

>>54252373
>revenue fell during the holiday season
Thats one hell of a red flag

I just cant fucking believe FRC fell so much after hours

>>54252319
I've not set foot inside a gamestop since 2006.

>>54252406
NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BANK COMPANY THATS BANKRUPT

YOU CANT GO DOWN!!!! BLOODY BENCHOD!!!!

>>54252406
after hours gap fill so the big boys can get the price they want. it will gap up again tomorrow morning :^)

>>54252352
It's all a tax write off anyway. Big offices like that basically end up paying $0 on all office furniture after the fact.

>>54252190
>roll
This is tied to contango. The monthly cost to roll contracts forward. BOIL rolls contracts over a one week period, starting the 6th of each month.
At present, futures curve is pricing in ~10% rise in NG pricing for each month further out in the future this summer. BOIL must exceed this level merely to achieve break even over time, before accounting for any other factors.
Efficient futures markets will always tend to price in some contango to account for the risk free interest rate, but the actual level depends on the speculation at a given moment. Bearish commodities pricing environments tend to show more contango due to expectations of rebounds, bullish markets have less. There is some seasonality embedded in pricing as well.
>chop
Chop refers to the beta slippage due to volatility decay and daily rebalancing.
https://www.hitcapitallllp.com/beta-slippage/

>>54252208
My company raided some other failing startup for all their furniture. Got a coool 5 finger discount on everything.

>the retard that has been saying we break ATHs before crashing was right
I think its time for me to start slurping, the market won't be allowed to tank during pre-election year

>>54252174
At least classic Nazi, commie, and American propaganda looked cool. This woke shit will end up in dumpsters 20 years from now.

>Short GETY and their garbage stock photos of fat black ladies

i guess you could say I'm a little pissed because I didn't go with my gut when I thought the $20 calls for GME were cheap at 40c

now they're intrinsic value is $6, probably going to open closer to $10 with implied vol and the greeks

>>54252450
So what do you look for to spot good entry points and plot how long to hold?

>>54252406
Kek baggies

>>54252466
There won't be an election
I wonder what the next "emergency" used as an excuse for more power will be

>>54252406
I can, its why I sold

When is the Fed announcement?

Who's that behind the tree.
Hiding in da tree.
B E A REO YO
BETTER WATCH OUT BETTER WRECK NOW!

WHOSE THAT POPPING OUT THE DA SKY B E A R RIO BETTER WATCH OUT BETTER SCAM OUT!

>>54252586
2pm EST

Respond to this post with a funny meme image if you kinda want to die right now. Ha ha.

>>54252563
Oh there will be an election. The Dems are going to fuck up this country beyond repair and then hand it to the republicans and say "see it's all their fault"

>>54252174
>literal who's
Grace Hopper is a fucking American legend you god damn Michigan wigger

>>54252630
Haha.

Just looked at GME. Holy fucking shit I can't believe it fell all the way to fucking $17. What a wild fucking ride that was.

200dma reached. now what

Bagging time is on 2nd half the year. WBD and PARRA. Everything else I've hit my target for or dealing with it so money will be just piling up. Gotta do something with it you know. Letting it pile up is kinda obscene cause uh it already does in my emergency fund.

>>54252630

>>54252548
Storage, production, rig count, geopolitical events. In the winter, you can check weather models. In the summer, there can be some movement based on heatwaves as well.
You can also trade the current range by looking at futures, or bet on mean reversions.

I'm not an expert at trading natural gas. I'm primarily warning of some common pitfalls for anyone who thinks of playing BOIL as a long-term buy and hold.

>>54252630
I don't want to die, but I did want to share capture I took off of msn

>>54252733
KO boomer, your portfolio went missing.

nikileaks is on CNBC

>>54252754
I'm so tired of these kinds of articles. They're not even trying to hide what they do anymore, they haven't for awhile. "We're raping you and your kids and making you all into indentured slaves. There's not a goddamn thing you can do about it, either. Here's why that's actually a good thing!" It's all so tiresome.

>>54252692
No, they had a 4:1 stock split

>>54252754
>Society peaked in 2006
I can believe that.

>>54252810
I just thought it was funny it was paired with an image full of women with a woman of color being front and center

>>54252754
>that pic
Im not reading that trash, but what possible benefit for society could people becoming dumber produce? On its face it sounds ridiculous

>>54252754
OOGA BOOGA DIVERSE CEOs

>>54252816
Ah, fair enough.

But still.

>>54252174
That lady on the left used to run my college.

Tickers with this feel?

>>54252406
Fed meeting will bring it back up... right?

>>54252754
This picture is RACIST. Fuck it even has "fatherly" in it, with a single black mother! WHO APPROVED THIS?

>>54252419
Literally you can buy exactly what they're selling on Craigslist maybe the games themselves i understand if you want like rapala big bass showdown or something.

>>54252863
kino shit.

>>54252863
me loading up my FRC bags.

>>54252908
>FRC
Idk bro that seems risky still. Not a lot of clear skies yet for them.

Should I sell or wait till next month ?

>>54253040
Hold until you get what you think it’s worth

Goddammit if FRC is gonna keep doing this shit I'm probably better off eating shit on a loss and just buying back on the cheap.

>>54252863
Selling 0DTE SPX options with no assignment risk

>>54252069
Why would the fed pause on worthless over leveraged banks? This isn't 2008 anymore dude like who honestly cares? Is it the elites? Is that your thesis? Because if it is then wow America is really corrupt.

>>54252649
Never heard of her and no I won't be doing any research on the matter either.

>>54253065
>A bank teetering bankruptcy is highly volatile
Who would have guessed! If you can't handle the volatility sit on the sidelines.

>>54253065
sorry but it will go up as soon as you sell, that's how it works

>>54253128
some volatility to the upside would be nice for a change.

>>54253059
I've been holding since February was down 400 at one point

>>54253174
It was up 50% at one point today. Go to a physical casino if you're wanting more. Or leverage in like the true maniacs are.

>>54252743
Noted, all insight points me towards things I need to build on and is very much appreciated.

>>54253128
Bankruptcy seems unlikely. The fed fund pump gives them options, things like a sale or capital infusion could save them.

>>54252450
>>54252743
Thanks anon, lot's of valuable and inspiring information. I'm glad that other anon is asking those questions.

why do you nerds even try to play commodities. you don't have an edge, nor are you a part of the industry. you're the sucker at the poker table.

>futures

>>54253382
line was high. could go up again

>>54252174
Fathands where the fuck is the new channel/videos. Have you been training? I could heem every cubicle cuck in this thread but I'm pretty sure you couldn't take my bussy even with 40 pounds on me

>>54253382
I believe goldman sachs knows what they are doing. Surely they wouldn't just tell me lies about oil going back up.

>>54253382
my edge is that God is on my side.

>>54253382
I shorted oil when it made that huge spike to 130, simply because I knew it was driven by hysteria. Other than that I stay away from commodity futures. Rather stick with the companies depending on cyclicality.

>>54252878
That's a single black father

>>54253474
stop jerking off to trannies.

>>54253461
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

>>54253461
How much longer does Softbank have?

How likely is 393 gap filled Tomorrow? Im bag holding 394 puts . I always change direction to soon

how the fuck has the housing market still barely budged?

>>54253618
we'll probably bounce around between 3900 and 4100 because FOMC day is a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>>54253382
>you don't have an edge
kek

>>54253650
There's no reason it would change very quickly. Everybody has cheap mortgages, so they aren't willing to trade that for a new one. They're also not failing to make payments, so there's no sudden glut of foreclosures. The only thing that's pushing the price down is new homes being built

>>54253610
however long God wants them to have.

>>54252319
They do and nobody does.
https://gamerant.com/physical-game-sales-down-2022-2023/
I boomerpost anti-GS with the best of them, but I do go in for Christmas shopping. This year they had all of 2021's games still out, and virtually nothing from 2022. They had the previous year's Madden, Call of Duty. Almost nothing new. I tried a couple locations during the season and found the same shit. The only newish AAA game I saw was that black woman game from Square everyone hated.
>>54252345
It's got to be this. Plus maybe the turnover on the nerd merch shit is much better than games they used to sell.

>>54253650
Too many buyers desperate to slurp the slightest dip, not enough supply.

>>54253680
okay now explain it.

>>54253680
>no emojis
Pathetic.

>>54253040
Nigger you're up 74%. Just sell and reposition yourself at a lower cost. That way you could actually take profit

It's like I said last night. Thanks for the premiums you retarded put buyers.

Why haven't YOU joined thetagang yet /smg/?

Tell me what J Pow is going to do tomorrow.

Good for them; school workers striking in California over piss wages. Some dude claims he makes only 25,000 a year. Hmm, last budget bill our teachers got the shaft. This legislative session they still got the shaft. (everyone got pay hikes but them). Makes me wonder about 2024. That's another budget year and it's also an election year to. https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/21/us/lausd-seiu-local-99-strike/index.html

>>54253737
i'm too poor to be a seller of options. once PLTR takes off though, i should be able to join the the ta gang!

>>54253040
Hold tomorrow and sell either tomorrow or Thursday planning to rebuy after the response to inflated price.

>>54253683
you forgot that the majority of recent real estate has been boomer women flipping houses and aren't willing to budge until they make 20%

>>54252872
Slightly. For a little bit.

>>54253684

>>54253781
If you let your kids attend public school you're fucking them over

>>54253656
>we'll trade between the bottom before the run up and below the expected target high
Fuck you. But youre right spy 404 is the high target before fireworks but i was expecting some pre announcement fakery but I got double headfaked

>>54253737
Thetagang is full of retarded wheelers with 4 figure accounts. That being said my only strategy is to buy SPY, and sell SPY puts. It works.

>>54253832
I'm saying we'll see that full range tomorrow in a single day.

>>54251900
Bad news, fellas

C'est pas ma faute.

>>54253724
See: >>/biz/thread/S53900013#p53900857

>>54253724
here you are zoomie

>>54253650
For 40 years twentysomethings have been rubbing their hands hebraically in anticipation of housing dumping like a shitcoin in two more weeks. It never happens. Even the Great Mortgage Bubble Recession saw a 30% drop over like 4 years.
The same guy who will sell you a call down 80% and be grateful you're such a sucker won't take 10% less than his neighbor for his own house. And the landlords just shrug and collect rent.

>>54253618
Today was the pump tomorrow the dump. As many anons have pointed out it's become a thing now. And those who say the market will pump because rate hikes are over, that's in doubt.

>>54253709
>This year they had all of 2021's games still out, and virtually nothing from 2022. They had the previous year's Madden, Call of Duty. Almost nothing new. I tried a couple locations during the season and found the same shit.
man, that's just depressing. i remember when i was younger that i could go to a gamestop and they'd have the display case of dozens of used gba games for like 5 bucks a pop, right next to the bargain bin of ps1 games. what do they even use the whole store for now?

>>54253936
ahem

>>54253943
>what do they even use the whole store for now?
Funko-pops and cape shit merchandise like tshirts. I shit you not.

>>54252174I
>imagine being a cubicle cuck for even just one day
imagine being a real life janny

>>54253864
Oh shit that volatility would be a lot of fun

All the wallstreet banks are telling Powell that he needs to stop hiking and start cutting. Tomorrow's decision will be interesting. Is Powell in charge, or is are the Wallstreet big wigs in charge. Is the dog wagging the tail or is the tail wagging the dog.

after consulting with the spirits in my air conditioner, i have concluded the numbers will go up.

>>54253990
It's why I don't play FOMC. Been doing stupid shit like that for the last year, massive intraday reversals. Question is if it ends down or up.

Natural gas intel for you BOILbros:
>“Would not rule out a test of $2.113, $2.069-2.038, $1.967, even fresh lows (in spot continuation terms) for the April contract ahead of expiration,” ICAP analyst Brian LaRose told clients following Monday’s session.

>“However, I am still quite skeptical of the bears’ ability to push the May contract beneath the $1.967 spot low put in place back in February,” LaRose added. “For that reason, we will be on the lookout for any signs of bottoming action into the end of the month.”

Bottom in the low 2's ($3.70-ish and down on BOIL). Should be coming in the next couple weeks. I'm already out for now and ready to buy back in.

$3 to $60 is a 20x gain my brapboys

>>54253943
Basically pic related. This and more visually interesting stuff for teenage boys who haven't yet collected too much cringy plastic nerd shit.

>tfw you pussied out of buying WAL when it halted at $7
bros...

>>54253461
>>54253684
Check this out. Yesterday I was watching for a planned trigger point to inject some DCA water into my BOIL tree. It wasn't getting near enough to it, but above all things I wanted to get the numbers right according to the Hebrew meanings, and didn't want the day to close without doing so, so I went ahead and did it despite not reaching the intended trigger point. I was already carrying bags and after I did the injection it dropped even lower. Then this morning it started tanking deeper, but later it pumped really nicely. I wound up closing the position today to take some safe ground while awaiting better re-entry, and was able to close at a really nice gain for the day, but still a net loss, though would have been much worse off altogether if I hadn't went ahead and done that injection in order to try to get better numbers for God.

>>54254058
it would be astonishingly based if he hiked interest rates again knowing that it would flat-out fucking kill several banks. he's already said in no uncertain terms that they were going to crash the economy with no survivors to stop inflation, so tomorrow will be a show of if he has the balls to do it or not

>>54254128
Imagine this entire meltup was just one big exit pump bull trap

>>54253854
youre supposed to write puts on high IV companies and buy OTM puts on SPY

if youre not retarded it's free moeny

Powell will be raising rates tomorrow.

>>54254081
VERY much appreciated and heeded. I got out today and looking to re-enter as well. This actually fits pretty closely with what my gut has been somewhat expecting, though I assumed it would take a while more than a couple of weeks to get there.

I cant wait to see the meltdown when GME opens flat tomorrow and not up 50%

>>54254128
yeah I'm sure mr.soft landing said that

>>54253957
Well, at least you're not waving around the sellprice-income comparisons as if Mr. Goldberg gives a fuck. I would still advise zoomers that we're already in a correction and expecting sellers to price houses rationally is a foolproof recipe for homemade seethe.

>>54252062
ive given up 11% this year compared to nasdaqs 11% gain
but its entirely because ive lost like 17k in value from XOM and AGNC being down this month

in other words. I feel fucking great.

I see a hamchad with a way more attractive female and hes smacking her behind at the gym. I feel emasculated.

>>54254072
If 392ish holds or recovers after a dip im loading bags bc only a matter of time before some narrative takes hold and the trading turns into real support and that would go along with sell and forget in the summer at wherever we top out at

>>54254226
I wish I was emasculated.

>>54254226
report the PDA to the gym and get them banned.

>>54252630
laughing is a way of coping, right? I want dextools to have good numbers by eom, I'm still a paranoid bitch

>>54254143
>youre supposed to write puts on high IV companies
That's how you blow up your account. Look at all the "safe" SP 500 banks that just got blown up. And you're talking about a vega play, not theta.

>buy OTM puts on SPY
Most people here are young, and aren't close to 6 figure accounts. Accumulation is more important than hedging. And the OTM put are not in your favor statistically due to the volatility smirk on SPY.

>>54254137
That's pretty much what Mike Wilson has been saying.

>>54254241
We are all financially emasculated
>>54254250
Nah just using it to fuel making more regular appearances in the gym. I get a bad habit stressing about work that I let alcohol/food fill. Home gym should also fix that soon.

>>54254297
yeah those puts would have cost you so much money... oh wait they arent trading lol cause the stock is delisted and they get to keep the premium

also, that's not hedging it's eliminating systemic risk.

why is gme pumping after hours? sure today was thew earnings call but is this really a liquidity exit? a new wave of bag holders or is this the HAPPENING

>>54254226
Are you phonephosting because that's what you should feel not so nice about.

why do all video game characters have a 6ft vertical leap, thats what I want to know.

>>54254282
laughing is vomiting but sounds

>>54254329
Why do you care? There's a containment thread for that.

>>54254332
Better than me zooted on shrooms laughing like a retard trying to lift

Alright let's stop being little faggots and actually talk about what's going to happen tomorrow. Obviously the market is going to crash and dick ridin biden is going to make some horrible political decision. China is obviously going to be the peacemaker in Ukraine and libfags will denounce it for some reason. I think there is a false flag coming too that will get ww3 actually rolling. With all that said what stocks do I buy at joepen.

>>54254408
Retard pay your fucking taxes and get your shit together

>>54254408
Meds.

>>54254402
I've never tried lifting on shrooms but I know some NFL football players admit to using mushrooms before games.

How did it impact your lifts? More strength? I can keep my shit together so I might try this soon

>>54254408
>China is obviously going to be the peacemaker in Ukraine
Why? They benefit from it going on forever, no one else does

dumb question here, what happens to a short seller when a stock gets delisted? like what happened to SVB or say a company that goes bankrupt?

really hoping jpow pulls an uh oh stinky tomorrow and gives us 50 bps. My savings account would be so happy :)

It's literally over tomorrow, isn't it.

>>54254392
Because this clown world shit affect the rest of the market
might give bbby hope

>>54254408
>market open
>stocks shit themselves
>powell on the stand
>we uhhh, never meant for banks to suffer
>*shuffles cards*
>poor people's jobs, too resilient
>neway...
>0 beepis
>market rips then re-shits itself after hours for +-0%

>>54254484
That would suck. The fed is a parasite, it might just end up killing its host.

>>54254479
Keep the money according to GOOG

>>54254515
Well…. Parasite that helps a little…. Like a kidney that bleeds a lot but also cleans your blood.

>>54254479
you might get fooked. See what happened to ppl who gambled with russian stocks and then it got halted forever by the SEC.

Usually the bankrupt company will trade again on the pink sheets (OTC) and you can cover your short.

>>54254458
No effect on lift to my knowledge. Psychedelics are vasoconstrictive so they would impair your strength some. I lift running a daily cialis though to improve my lifts and it increases test/lean muscle mass

That's a big stock.

>>54254081
I bought at 6.3 I can't get out now.

When line go up? Line go down so much I lose all my gains from last year.
Need line go up.

>>54254205
Housing bubble has popped, correction is happening, but this time feels different.
Any Real Estate anons in here feel like commenting on where we're headed? If tech layoffs continue I think it may get bloody...

>>54254153
source on image?

>>54254601
Masamune-kun. An okay anime getting a second season this year.

>>54254594

It definitely will. Was hoping this West Coast Banking would be a bigger deal. Still could happen if some international banks fall soon.

Was going to get puts on some gay West Coast REITs and make bank. It's still coming, but maybe not immediate.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYAktNUtfU

>>54254562
Learning French for Alizée is quite bullish for DUOL desu.

>>54254321
>yeah those puts would have cost you so much money... oh wait they arent trading lol cause the stock is delisted and they get to keep the premium
Name of the SP 500 banks that just got delisted.

>also, that's not hedging it's eliminating systemic risk.
That's the definition of hedging. There's a website call investopedia that you can benefit from. Again, it statistically is not worth doing unless you're trying to reduce volatility exposure with a large account. So not your account.

Everything I've said has been accurate. Learn more anon.

Kek I kinda want one of those garden tractors with a front loader. Just mostly for snow removal for my driveway and other things. Also to kinda piss off my neighbors; the noise when I fire it up.

>>54254568
Are you not averaging down? Averaging down caused me to way better than cut my losses in half today.

>>54254635
This got me on 6 month DUOL kick during the coof:
https://www.voicetube.com/videos/10083

>>54254669
>statistically is not worth doing
statistically retail loses money when active trading, so why are you doing it retard? Or are you selective on when you follow MUH STATS

>>54254408
Based insider anon giving us the deets in the form of a shitpost

>>54254711

>>54254722
that's a non-argument if i've ever seen one

Buy SPY, Hold SPY

Line Goes Up

Simple As. No need to get fancy. 99% of all other strategies will underperform just dollar cost averaging into SPY over any meaningful period.

what other projects does ROLS ROYCE MAKE? mini nuclear reactors?

>>54253854
name?

>>54254860
engines, large and smol

>>54254860
the pretty much do everything that involves turbine style engines.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/02/24/rolls-royce-freezes-hiring-mini-nukes-team/

>>54254081
when will boil reverse split?

>>54254752
lose your ass retail boi

>>54254561
I think your understanding of drugs and working out in general is pretty retard tier. I won't reply anymore unless your arms are bigger than mine. I already posted mine in this thread. I'll do the shroom experiment on my own you probably bench like 80 pounds or some shit and think dick pills for heart failure increase your test

>>54254627
We'll see what happens to home prices as more and more of them come on the market in Spring. Flippers will be the first to rush for the exits, should be interesting to see

>>54254711
Alizee ruined herself for nothing.

How do I (as a bong), get a hick gril like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLe_yn7Uq14

>>54255020

>tattoo
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gross

>>54254067
Ty shaman.

powell is gonna come out and slam 100 bepis down

>>54255020
That could have been filmed right here in my county. Those are a nickel a dozen and are almost as ruined as any others now. It's over. It's over.

AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54255020
A little bit of chicken fried.
Cold beer on a Friday night.
A pair of jeans that fit just right.

>>54255020
Performs like a nigress. What's the attraction?

Well, I bought calls on MSFT. Up 25% because I bought it when I was down but it's pretty much fucked I think

>>54255122
It's Tuesday.

>>54255116
>doomers dooming
>futures mooning

Checks out.

>>54255153
good enough

>>54255116
Lol

Baking.

Banking

friendly reminder to eat smaller, healthier portions and to work out at least 3 times a week. oh and don't forget to buy PLTR until next rate hike, then go all in on SPXS. this is not financial advice, this is my retirement plan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c_SkROzzo

>>54255304
Do push/pull/legs split 6x a week with 1 rest day and eat a metric fuckton of clean veggies and protein. Stop eating goyslop and prepare your own meals. This is financial advice

>>54255304
>SPXS
What's the redpill on options on inverse ETFs. Is it all the same thing or is there some trickery to fool the goyim

Barking

Futes

If dubs the entire banking sector implodes.

>>54255304
Least insane PLTRanny

>>54255415
If dubs Jerome loses his title of Daddy and becomes King C U C K

Market crashes is 18 hours

I know it is after hours but holy shit this thread is dead.

>>54255472
It crashes over 25 bepises?

I had another perfectly normal student report a heart problem today. After the big crash go long on any companies with heart meds

>>54255548
I noticed around Dec that after hours smg went to like 3 posts an hour or so. Soon as the bell dings everyone leaves.

>>54255153
>>54255193
>its friday night if ukraine is being invaded

>>54255548 (You)
All 107 IPs in this thread are me.

>>54255116
hasn't even really begun to drop either. Down barely 20%.

so are all the GME apes going to roll their earnings into CHWY calls for tomorrow?

I’m surprised JWN isn’t pumping off the GME earnings beat given Ryan Cohen wants to go activist there too. BBBY is, despite him having sold months ago. AMC and EXPR are too, which have no connection to him.

Opportunity? It seems priced reasonably too, and it’s a primarily family owned business to boot.

ahem
F
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P
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UNCONSTITUTAIOL WHERE

>>54254196
He said to prepare for pain. The pain is here, so we'll see.

>inflation still at 6%
>fed likely to pause rate hikes tomorrow

>>54255606
If that rule adjusted for inflation it'd be more like $50k now.

>>54255593

>>54255633
>Preemptive kek baggies
Kek baggies

When does the fed meeting start? 2pm eastern, right?

>>54255548
Everyone's just waiting for tomorrow.

>>54255639
why was there not a fucking apocalypse tier riot when they announced that and suddenly booted off every single day trader in the united states?

imagine being alive in 1990 or whenever simulation year that was and one day your day trading with $10k and the next day.... fuck you bro no more investing for you

>>54255725
Well you see, retail speculation is to blame for the Dot-Com bubble.

>>54255606
I couldn't agree more. It's a big boys club and we're not invited.

>>54255725
After the Great Depression the Fed was allowed to limit margin you could use at one point limiting it 100%.

It can happen.

Okay, let's get real. No chance of 50 bepis. We pump no matter what. I repeat: No chance of 50 bepis.

>>54251989
Powell's got to raise rates given he printed 300 billion for SVB alone. The only way to stop inflation is to destroy wealth, and a bank collapsing is a sure way to do that.
I like how they tried to start a chain of layoffs to destroy wealth by forcing people to cash in their stocks and retirement, but instead shot their banks dead in the chest instead.
>NO! NOT LIKETHAT

I mean this has to crash tomorrow right?

I'm bored. I could pay off my credit cards in full. But where's the challenge in that?. Where's the thrill of just wiping away my most of my debt in an eye blink? I like the thrill of squeezing every spare dime I can outta my monthly income. I like going "This is what I've got. This is what I gotta make it all fit within".

>>54255838
>The only way to stop inflation is to destroy wealth
Surely they don't mean MY wealth. -Banks

>>54255838
>>54255867
Are investment banks more safe? I feel like they're more scrutinized publicly. All my money's in Fidelity

What the fuck is this

What the fuck is that

>>54255916
>>54255911
WHAT AM I?

im all in SOXS, how heemed am I gonna be tomorrow at 2pm?

>>54255928
Very, but if you can hold until 2pm the next day you will be rewarded

>>54255911
Forgot image AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHH

>>54255894
Yes due how they soread the money out amongst multiple banks you should be able to check. Like fucking Robin Hood is safer then a bank at this point.

>>54255928
I don't know much about this. What makes the semiconductor index pump? Economic growth? Anything that keeps the NVDA bubble inflating?

>>54255983
>>54255983
>>54255983

>>54255742
Am I fucking seeing shit?

>>54253957
*ahem*
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PHOENIX