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54253915 No.54253915 [Reply] [Original]

Some ways of making quick money, I dont care if its illegal

>> No.54253934

suck dicks

>> No.54253951

>>54253915
Sell your companionship to an older gentleman

>> No.54253954
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54253954

>use photosynthesis to derive ATP to save on groceries to help build your retirement nest egg!

>> No.54253989

>>54253915
Pleasure men with your mouth and ass

>> No.54254002

>>54253915
Become orally talented.

>> No.54254008

>>54253915
Smoke some weed and get cool, trick other people into getting you money by begging, buy drugs, get cooler, sell drugs

You now have a job

>> No.54254011

>>54253915
Let men put their dick in you

>> No.54254012

>>54253915
eat ass of old men and suck their wangs off

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54254025

>>54254008
Delete this you stupid nigger

>> No.54254044

>>54253915
Steal water bottles, empty them out and return them for a dime each. It's the new hit junkie craze

>> No.54255467

>>54253915
become a black hole that sucks in man-breeding devices
or try things that keep updating like xor, or some random dogshit, you have several options, just dyor

>> No.54255488

>>54253954
If you manage its distribution well, even the cops will buy it, that's what my cousin who grows these things told me

>> No.54255502

>>54253915
become a monk
the need for money leaves you

>> No.54255522

>>54253915

Print money at will

And its not illegal at all if you are a member of the FED

>> No.54255528

>>54253915
Pay your taxes, invest in infrastructure, give away services

But that’s too hard :)

>> No.54255536

>>54254012

>americans don't have the freedom to sell their bodies without going to jail
>land of the free

LMAO

>> No.54255547

Go on craigslist and do questionable jobs. Some of them are shockingly easy

>> No.54255550

>>54255536
I would haft to consult the elder son this one

>> No.54255610

>>54253915
Bend over and spread 'em
>That's right, right there. Push back a little push!
Now suck this dick
>Suck it, all in now. Spitt on it.
Now bend back over and spread 'em real good now.
>Cumming inside your ass
>Suck the cum, shit and blood from the dick and swallow it.

Easiest $10 bucks you'll ever make.

>> No.54255677

>>54253915
Forge banknotes.

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54256016

If you're really interested you can always buy some XOR and make some quick bags since Makoto never fails us
Makoto does not deceive
Makoto gives us zeh bags
Makoto gives us zeh financial security
Makoto gives us memes

And it's pumping like crazy so, uh, yeah serious recommendation right here

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54257163

>Legal
Buy and hold $koy
Buy and short $bnb
Dropshipping (you will have to research to do it properly and actually make some ok profit)
Gambling crypto (only stake for the love of god)

>Illegal
Sell weed. Get into that by going to a shitty club that's not too shitty and look for people in the corners and outside checking their phones idly.

Suck cocks for a living.

>> No.54257169

>>54257163
The illegal methods sound more reliable and fun.

>> No.54257172

>>54255547
How do you find these questionable jobs?

>> No.54257180

Grow vegetables and sell the produce. It's not too hard.

>> No.54257189

>>54257163
>>54257169
Good = gambling and day trading
Bad = Have fun and suck cock
I can see why people turn to crime.