/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54251150
ONE PAGE YOU FUCKING RETARD
ONE
SINGLE
PAGE
I WILL TRASH THIS INSTANTLY

>>54251192
What field do u work for? I can't possibly all this shit on one page and I need to include my technical excperince..

>>54251150
>Text, text, text
Do not do this. Headings, short bullet points. Summarise. I wouldn't look twice at this shit, into the bin it goes

>>54251233
I have gotten plenty of interviews from this format. I wouldnt want to work for a company with incompetent people like u that pretend like they are useful by following HR cuck ideology. I'm sure your job and excpeirnce can be summarized into one page, good for u, some of us actually contribute to society

>>54251150
total dogshit formatting
make it 1 page or fuck off

>>54251286
>gib feedback
>actually this is why your feedback is wrong and my resume is perfect
Lol

>>54251232
It's not technical experience, you're using language to inflate your skills by writing down every little thing you've ever done.

Lmao this is fucking garbage shit

Put education or work experience first, whatever you have more of. Delete that first shit you wrote. Nobody cares about your hopes & dreams

>>54251150
>my skill level is, in my opinion, currently on the verge from evolving from a novice to a full fledged expert in my field
That part is a bit pompous (and "my skill level is, in my opinion, currently on the verge of evolving from that of a novice to that of a full-fledged expert in my field").
>Planning on going back for my masters this summer if I can find a good online program
That's not information I'd put into a resume. "I'm planning to do" can be anything. I can plan on winning the Nobel Prize. Things like that can be good conversation points in the interview, though
>(not officially certified because I didn't take the class)
I wouldn't put any such explanations in there. They're generally useless and make you sound shifty. I know it's probably not your intention, but it just reminds people of that stereotypical guy who "dude, I didn't pay you back $20 because my gf came over and we went for Taco Bell but man, I basically have it, like, next week".
Also some spell checking issues ("Bachelor's" is capitalized, "masters" isn't).
Other than that, it's a perfectly good resume; the experience-section gives solid facts. I'd avoid any subjective claims or explanations into CVs like "I want to do X", "X is true (well it's not true, but it's sort of true and here's why)", or "in my opinion".

>>54251150
Nigga you have 3 different formatting styles going on here. Just use one.

>>54251414
Or at the very least, keep it extremely short and succinct.
My resume is
>Objective
>Bullet points if major tech
>Short list of jobs with 2-3 major domains
That's it.

>>54251286
Condense the info into a nice tldr on one page. You can get into the details of that info on other pages.

Most people will go through the summation and just quickly gloss over the details but not spend much time reading them but just looking to see that there is stuff written down. People are too lazy to spend a lot of time reading résumés

>>54251385
Yes it is
>>54251410
Let me see urs
>>54251414
I'm sure they can skip over it, if a paragraph triggers them I don't want to work for a place like that
>>54251421
Ye I should take out that pompous part, thanks for not seething like the other autists
>>54251434
Fair
>>54251448
I feel like I need to include all my technical excperince

>>54251150
>>54251232
no one (especially a recruiter stacy) will read that. They will just look at your linkedin photo and see if a couple bullet points match the job description they got handed. Then if you sound smart on the phone you'll get a follow up

>>54251448

And your technical skills. That's basically it if it's too short, add more of the responsibilities at your jobs

>>54251232
I work in SWE. Anything more than 1 page goes right into the trash anon

>>54251531
Yes, and break them up by domain. So instead of
>Dhcp, DNS, ipv4 tcp/IP, Wireshark, nmap
Just put
>Enterprise networking and support>

>>54251527
Explaine all the interviews I have gotten so far then?
>>54251544
First of all ur a peon and not even the hiring manager, u WOULD throw it in the trash, if people cared enough about ur opinion in the first place. Second, I'm a hardware engineer, u know, a real engineer.. People need to see I have excperince, we can't all be latte sipping tick tok fake work that's like u people. Go alter sum parameters on a IP that ur company noight and pretend like u do actual programing

>>54251150
hat's the zoomest CV I've ever seen kek

Not like there are hundred of templates for this shit

>>54251631
I'm 28 and I gotten jobs off this format before. If I was hiring manager I would approached the plain text format like mine but would look down on one of them fancy shmancy city resumes and I want to work for people like myself, people that care about results and not appearance

i work in sales so i get my jobs with nepotism

do wagies really have to lick asses as an applicant ''thank you for considering me for this job''
whats next lol, you apologize for existing.
what about showing abundance? pre qualifying your boss?

>>54251610
not him, but i am a software developer and recently got promoted. i am now involved in the hiring process, and my boss gave me STRICT instructions to throw away applications with resumes longer than one page. technically HR is supposed to do that before they send me an application, but in case they screw up i am not allowed to consider an application with a longer resume. there's an exception for research positions aiming for PhDs who have a lot of publications, and it's acceptable for them to have longer CVs but not for regular engineers.

but that's just my experience, i'm sure it varies by company and industry

>>54251150
feed that bullshit into gpt and have it condense it to 1 page

>>54251286
>ask people to give you honest opinions on your resume
>get honest opinions
>become butthurt and start autistically lashing out at people and insulting them

>>54251521
>I'm sure they can skip over it, if a paragraph triggers them I don't want to work for a place like that

This is where your autism is fucking you over, the (((them))) reviewing your resume are not the (((them))) you are trying to work with or for, save your filtering for the interview with the actual people you will be working for and with, your first goal is letting those people know you exist, which they won't if you get filtered by the HR recruitment roastie who literally has no idea about fuck all.

>>54251808
I'm sorry, I thought this was 4chan..


Also I didn't ask for hinest opinions I just asked how autistic it was?

>>54251850
The HR roasites usually give me interviews, I get fucked beacuse I'm a greenhorn and they end up finding someone with 10+ year excperince every time so I don't get past the 2nd and 3rd interviews

>not officially cos i didn't take that class
>used to be IPC solder certified....
>experienced at self learning and always collecting text books
If this resume ever passed my desk LMAO

>>54252059
All that really matters is the bachelor's degree I got which i hid. U aren't talented enough to manage engineers so why would I care what someone like u would think?

>>54252107
Are you unironically retarded?

>passionate
>top echelon
>on the verge

If I were your employer, I'd only bring you into an interview so I could bully you.

Also, you fucking spelled COVID wrong and randomly used two periods. Needs work.

>>54252181
No u are beacuse u don't understand what I am saying and think I didn't include that I have a bachelor's

>>54252214
Sir, I'm going to have to need you to calm down here, sir

>>54252186
I see ur point.. Would people really disqualify someone for a spelling mistake though?

>>54251232
>6 pages
>massive 3 inch margins

this cant be real...

>>54251150
>>54251232
holy shit it's awful
go to one of those $50 fix your resume sites and let them help you asap

ONE
FUCKING
PAGE
HOW HARD IS THIS TO UNDERSTAND YOU PAJEET FUCK

>>54252363
Yes. 100%. I'm surprised that I even have to explain why.

>>54251864
Chill the fuck out and quit acting like a teenage streetshitter.
You're getting some good feedback here, and as you said it's fucking 4chan, did you expect it to be polite or tactful?
Jesus Christ, toughen the fuck up or you're never going to make it.
Also good luck getting a job, anon. You can do it.

>>54251192
Not everyone has only had two jobs in their lifetime faggot.

>>54251232

Also leave your quippy snarky remarks out of your resume. What the fuck is this last line for assoicate engineer

"Unfortunately I didn't do any actual networking design, this job did not benefit my skillset but the high pay..." is this a joke? i'm getting trolled here arent i.

>>54252375
>>54252395
>>54252438
>>54252483
I have gotten jobs and interviews from this format. People in engineering only care about excpeirnce. They don't even care if I got my magic pieace of apper from an ivy league or state college. I understand u peon business majors can't comprehend that some people get a job based of merit and not social skills.

#of pages doesn't matter, 5 of those pages are my work history(something u people don't have), it's not a deal breakers, yall r on crack. I would t want to work for a comapny with people like u

>>54252544
Maybe I'm a bit snarky(in the intro, not the comment u mentioned) but I am not qippy, ur projecting.

>>54252668

The point is remove that bullshit. You can mention that in the interview don't give whoever is reading it a chance to judge you based off the negativity in your resume

>>54252508
You're supposed to only put the latest one.
Straight and to the point, nobody has time for this shit.
1 pager.

t. corpo drone

>>54251150
Use ChatGPT

>>54251150
>>54251232
You're not doing it right, anon
>>54251192
He's right
Figure out how to get it on one page

>>54252375
you'd be surprised

you'd also be surprised that some spergs like OP actually see this and think "OMG! 6 PAGES? WHAT A WINNER!"

Complete dogshit. Who the fuck center aligns their resume? OP just google image search CV Resume and tell me how many resume's are center aligned.

Incredibly autistic. I'd hire you just to make myself seem more appealing to females in our immediate surroundings.

>>54251286
Why are you so upset, retard? We are giving you honest advice
Whatever. Fuck you. Hope you don't get a nice job
Just sayin, the main goal is to get EVERYTHING on one page one way or another. You can figure it out

Not long enough, should be 8-12 pages minimum

>>54251150
one of the worst resumes i've ever seen. google wallstreetoasis resume template.

t. hiring manager

>>54251527
They also use linkedin to check skin color. They are pressured to hire women and minorities.

>>54252545
Wow you're a faggot
Literally fuck yourself

>>54252800
I have too much excpeirnce for 1 page. I'm shooting for 100k+ jobs, this isn't HR
>>54252803
Engineers don't think winner or loser, we only look at excpeirnce, seeth harder
>>54252814
Yoy can't expline to me what wrong with center allowing my resume. Ur just talking out of ur ass. If offered a 1000 bucks for an explanation as to why centered ailing is bad then u could do it, seeth harder
>>54252820
That's what I'm shooting for

>>54252668
what country are you from? what race/nationality are you?

>>54252836
Why one page? If I wasn't getting interviews maybe I would buy this crap but yall can give me an explanation as to why it has to be one page. Yall must be in weird fileds were u are subject to weird HR ladies wanting u to do tik tok formats

>>54252892
And u feel inadequate next to me(which is why u seeeth so hard) which which is saying a lot since I'm nothing special

>>54252920
I'm from eastern Europe, living in the US, uncircumsied and green eyes which makes me whiter than u

>>54252966
i have blond hair so no, you aren't "whiter" than me. i understand that you, as an eastern european, are at a massive disadvantage due to intractable arrogance and inborn mental retardation, likely as a consequence of your mother drinking during pregnancy, but you really need to listen to the voices of reason here. your resume is complete fucking garbage. the formatting is inconsistent, awful, and inappropriate. your resume is rife with spelling and grammatical errors and ESL nigger monkey bullshit. your resume is far too long for your entry level experience. in general, your resume is bizarre and immediately reveals your poor social skills, autism, and low IQ. do you REALLY not understand western social customs and why it would be considered self deprecating to write "create and alter(mostly alter)", or why it would be considered wildly inappropriate and off-putting to write "because my growth within it is severely limited along with non accommodating work conditions"?

>a hurr dudrr a hurr durr ahhhhh hurry dduuuuuurruu a hurrrr a one page hurrrddduuuurrr - /biz/
Ahhh ppppfpffpfpfpfp a hurry look at me I'm a place wheat whore hurr durrr - >>54253133

This is from an hour ago. I get these every day. How can /biz/ possibly cope? U are all fucking bobos

>>54253281
>ziprecruiter
we both know this is a 5 days a week in the office 1099 temp contract that pays $30/hour with no benefits or PTO, retard.

>>54251286

>>54252922
because you stupid nigger no one is reading ALL THAT SHIT BY YOU
you can expound and elaborate like a little faggot during the phone interview

>>54253309
Lol is ziprecruiter really like that? It's a design job so there's no reas9n why they won't give me hybrid WFH
>>54253380
>>54253446
Please refer to
>>54253281
And go suck a lemon. U goys read it, so did the recruiter that just scheduled an interview with me

>As an electrical engineer, I am dedicated to lifelong learning and achieving top-level knowledge and technical proficiency in my field. Since earning my Bachelor's in EE in May 2021, I have gained valuable experience as a design engineer for an SDR engineering firm and a production and test engineer for a phase noise analyzer and RF synthesizer company. Prior to this, I worked as an associated engineer/intern for various firms, which is detailed in my experience section. Unfortunately, I experienced a job displacement due to a workforce reduction at the SDR company, and I am currently seeking new opportunities due to limited growth and non-accommodating work conditions in my current role. However, through my experience dealing with a variety of board architectures and production processes for high-end equipment, I have made significant strides in my professional growth and development, moving towards becoming a highly skilled and experienced engineer in my field.

>As an electrical engineer, I am committed to continuous learning and advancing my technical proficiency. Since graduating with a Bachelor's in EE in May 2021, I have gained experience as a design and production/test engineer. Prior to this, I worked as an associated engineer/intern for various firms. Unfortunately, I experienced a job displacement due to a workforce reduction and am currently seeking new opportunities due to limited growth and non-accommodating work conditions. Through my experience, I have progressed towards becoming a highly skilled engineer in my field.

it's still really quite long but wish you the best of luck

>>54251150
Wtf? A resume is simply supposed to state contact info, degrees/certifications, and work history. You don't write your life story on there, they're not going to sit there and read an essay.

>>54253695
he's an extenuating circumstance and highly proficient, unlike your floor mopping skills and simply has more to show than your kneepad accolades

Typos, can't even keep tense, horrible design.
>You're the control in the interviews they compare against
Congrats!

>>54251232
>You’re not hired

>>54253566
That actually looks way better, fuck
>>54253726
See guy gets it. As u can see I've only been at my current job since last July and quit beacuwe my boss is a POS and I got laid off my last job. I have to have an explanation so people don't think im job hopping

>>54253757
Can't keep tense? Can u explaine? What does that mean?

>>54251521
I get the seething, but, you know... you can't know something before someone tells you. It's just my opinion, but I think it's best if you stick to the plain facts.

>>54251150
I have the same issue, my resume is too long and need to shorten it. As for your resume, length should be based on how long you've worked. So some with only a few years should be 1 page. I guess try and get it down to 2 pages max unless you are a boomer.

>>54251150
Have only read first bit and already spotted numerous obvious errors. For example "lifelong learner that's...", it should be "life long learner who is"...
More important error is the informal tone. "Gonna go back and do my masters bro fr fr nocap" isn't how you should express yourself on a CV.

>Facebook
lol fag

>>54253904
You need to pick an either past tense, present tense, or future tense. Your resume switches between them and it looks unprofessional.. Examples would be:
>I wrote an autistic resume
>I am writing an autistic resume
>I will write an autistic resume

You also need to fix the spelling and grammatical mistakes. My dad owns a lowly electrical business, but if he gets a resume with spelling mistakes he immediately discards it.

>>54255176
I don't seem to be having an issue since I'm getting interviews..
>>54255358
I don't need grammar. I. Not applying to be a lawyer..

>>54255395
Okay so ur dad holds his poverty wage electricians to higher standards than engineers beacuse I get plenty of interviews with this resume..

Are you having fun little OP? do you feel powerful wasting everybody's time with obvious bait. I hope you're having a blast, treat yourself.

>>54251233
I got hired into a more meaningful role that was a $35k raise by using a free Google Doc resume template. It was visually impactful and I was forced to be concise. You should tailor it for each role, so there is no need to list every skill each time, for example...

>>54255475
I do escpaically beacuse I got a job interview in the middle of arguing with u autists and yall couldn't cope enough to reply
>>54255484
U probably still make less than me and I always have been doing plain old text

Heyyy everyone this is op just switch to my phone ya xD lol… anyways cope and seeth retards cause I’m a geneus enginere an my 60 page resumey gets me 60 calls a day but im stil askeing you guys for advice just to make fune of u lol…

>>54251232
Every engineer worth something has done so many different things at their work they could write a book on it in the style you wrote.
Putting on your resume that you had a quantum computing class is just embarrassing. Bragging about not going to class and still passing a test even more so.
Leave your technical skills in a separate section using keywords (Excel, C, Matlab). Summary each place you worked with 3 sentences anybody without a degree can read.
Often times less info leads to more job interviews, which is what you're looking for. Companies don't hire their employees based on a sheet of paper

>>54251150
fit everything in one page, retard

>>54251232
>Page 3 of 6

>>54255650
If they don't want to read all of it nothing is stopping them. U have to be turbo antidepressant munching Karen if u are really going to be anal about me putting too much information. Like completly rabid, the type that starts breaking dishes if u come home to ur curtains not aligned, no sane person would care, sane people know they can just skip that shit if they don't want to read all of it

>>54255437
They probably think you're a nigger or something for diversity. Just get chatgpt to write your resume

>>54251232
lead with your technical experience... nothing else matters, especially not your lack of education and your explanations about why you don't have the certifications you want credit for.

>>54251232
>FPGA in matlab
That's only for niggers. For fuck sake, use some decent verilog or even vhdl to do it.
Matlab is utterly shit at syntetizing anything for fpgas.

>>54255812
It's not just about people getting upset about the amount of information. It's easier to disregard people when you already know every little thing they have done.

>>54251232
>of the US networking architecture
>laid off to to coivd..
Why are esl fags allowed on this board

>>54255861
Holy fuck that's a bad typo, I just did it all in verilog, idk why I said i did it in Matlab, wtf, how the fuck did I even get interviews with this?

>>54251150
Also I'd never hire you solely on the fact that you switch jobs every year. It may be alright for other fields, but it takes half a year to train engineers into doing anything productive at my company. How am I supposed to get ROI when chances are great you'll be gone next year?
It's also a sign you're either incapable, don't fit well in the workplace, quickly distracted or a combination of these.

>>54256066
Before graduating all my shit was internships and contract. After graduating I found a good job but got laid off after a year. The one I found afterwards the boss was a POS alcoholic and I quit a few week ago. I try to expline this in the intro paragraph... I understand though, I hate that I went from job to job, escpecially with my last one

Faggots like OP really make me question why I browse /biz/. It’s literally just filled with communist retards and trannies these days . I hate you all (except for the anons who trashed/ insulted OP I love you(s))

>>54256124
How am I a commie?

>striving

>>54251150
Trying way too hard. You're in school. Be cocky - you'll stand out. Just say "I've got the skills you need and I'll work for the pay you're offering." I guarantee that will get you some interviews.
At the very least, it can't do any harm. At worst they toss your resume, which is what's going to happen anyway.

>>54251150
Why are there state actors trying to get people to get a job?

Any Job you work at will be taxed at a progressive tax rate, which means the harder you work the more you lose.
Its a treadmill lmao, you're running on this treadmill for the benefit the Jews, who are using your labour to fund genocides and mass immigration to replace the white race.
Jews can print money out of thin air, its a pyramid scam.
They call it "Our democracy" LMAO.

>>54256803
That's why u invest..

>a lot

>>54251232
Anon, you're not supposed to put every little task you've ever done at every internship and job on your resume. If you can't condense it down to 1-2 sentences per job then you're doing it wrong. A resume like this will go straight into the trash.

>>54251192
Jesus dude, one page. And use a fucking template

>>54251150

Also, lose the cover letter. Never slam your old company because they just assume you'll slam them.

>>54251232
Not when you put massive margins on the page, double space the text, and put reddit spacing hard returns everywhere. How can you be an engineer and be this shit at something most people learn in grade school

>>54251192
based. Imagine having a giant fucking paragraph to tell us about how autistic you are about EE and then using such casual language to talk about your plans for continued education.
Link a website with a portfolio, otherwise your "passion for electrical engineering" means that after your shitty QA shift ends you go home and watch bigclive.
Fuck off with that shit.

>>54257408
Ok after reading through the rest of the thread I just wanted to clarify this a little to show I'm not trying to hate on you. I'm a senior software engineer who has been involved in the hiring process at the last two companies I've worked for. In both companies, we were told specifically to ignore any resume over one page. I'm not saying that will be the case for EVERY company, hence why you have still gotten some interviews. I'm just telling you that something like this will get you filtered immediately in a lot of cases, which will limit the responses you hear back. In the vast majority of situations, there will be some HR Stacy or boomer middle manager who gets to look at your resume first and decide whether it is even worth their time to read it. It will almost NEVER be some autistic engineer getting their hands on it first who doesn't mind reading a couple pages if it seems like your experience is worth it. I cannot stress this enough:
>THE FIRST PERSON TO LOOK AT YOUR RESUME WILL HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
They have a sheet of bullet points they're supposed to look at to determine whether or not you might be a good fit for the open position. To reiterate my last post, the point of a resume is NOT to list everything you ever did in your previous jobs and internships. It's to give a very brief and very high-level overview of your experience. For each of them, you will want to condense your experience at each job/internship to no more than one or two sentences. Make it sound good, make it sound impressive, and make sure Crystal from HR with the attention span of a goldfish won't get bored of it immediately. Expanding upon this high-level overview is what interviews are for. Getting an email back and setting up that first phone call means they want to hear more from you, so there's no reason to sperg out on every detail in that one piece of paper that is supposed to tell them whether they are generally interested or not.

>>54258055
I see what you are saying, I'm just very reluctant to redo it beacuse as u can see I haven't had a problem finding jobs so far and i dont feel like they deserve more effort from me until they start paying me. Maybe that's why I keep getting rejected from lockheed though.. I had a 3rd round interview with Sierra nevada few weeks ago though so if I can make it that far I guess it's fine. My resume does stand out though. The way I formatted it a HR Stacy can easily just ignore the details and just look at the dates and titles of the job. The last page is all references.. Like I said. The HR Stacy would have to be straight up tweaking on diet pills to be that anal to disqualify me just for this and they haven't so far. I worked with these people and they aren't that zogged out that they can't scroll down a few pages. We're I really fucked up is in one of my job descriptions were I said I programs xilinx fpga on mat lab on verilog in vivado lol, fml

>>54251150
Wow
that's actually so bad
probably the worst resume I've ever seen

Just put your skills and experience concisely on 1 page how hard is that

Anything less than War & Peace would not even be considered, you need at least 1000 more pages, OP.

>>54251150
R8 my CV

>>54258165
>i dont feel like they deserve more effort from me until they start paying me
I get it. But even if you don't redo your resume for now, consider it during your next job hunt. It will probably take you less effort to clean this up than to write another wall of text for the job you might get during this round of interviews. Since you're EE and I assume you're familiar with some programming/markup, consider looking up a LaTeX-based resume template. They can look really nice and will force you to cut things down to a page.
>Maybe that's why I keep getting rejected from lockheed though
I can tell you with absolute certainty that unless you're discussing some glowie "numerous secret raids against Al-Quaeda" type shit, having a resume that's multiple pages long will 100% filter you from an engineering role at Lockeed.
>The HR Stacy would have to be straight up tweaking on diet pills to be that anal
You are severely overestimating Stacy's mental capacity.
>We're I really fucked up is in one of my job descriptions were I said I programs xilinx fpga on mat lab on verilog in vivado lol, fml
Yeah I wouldn't worry too much about that. As long as you get an interview and if they ask about it you can just say that was a mistake and you actually did it in x, y, and z instead of those things. They would only care if something was an outright lie and the job posting required matlab experience but you actually did that project in Verilog.

one of the worst CV's I've ever seen, for that I applaud your autism
btw its spelt "experience"

>>54258241
two pages? I ain't reading all that, see >>54251192

>>54251232
1st section needs to go, education, experience, projects/papers, leadership/extracurriculars, that order. One page, 1in. margins, max. Nobody needs to hear the super specifics recruiters don't know what you're talking about. Their ears perk up when you say some key words. Like I programmed embedded systems in C. Cool, exactly what this job needs. The keys are the skills that are universal. You wrote stuff in Verilog? Say Verilog programming of onboard SDR FPGAs. Write one big achievement and then 2-3 key skills you learned/used. 2 or 3 bullet points max per position. You can save the entire first section for your cover letter and explain some specifics on there. This resume could easily be compacted to 1 page and be more effective so if doesn't bore your recruiter.

>>54258241
Love it, I think both of ours would work. Urs looks a lot cleaner and u got a patent, nice
>>54258293
Man fuck lockheed then(jk I always wanted to work for them). I'll try again when I have a cleanrce, the job I have an interview for makes shit for lockheed..

>>54258358
Im an RF/PCB engineer, after the Stacy's look at it it will go to an autist...

Look at my work excperince, how are yall gonna tell me this template doesn't work? B2b2b2.. Jobs. >yall made me self conscious about how long it is but before this thread I haven't thought about since since it takes me 1-2 months to get a job. Everyone comments on my format and acts like my excperince doesn't mean shit. At worst they judge it by 10 percent format and 90 percent content

>>54258419
>I'll try again when I have a cleanrce, the job I have an interview for makes shit for lockheed..
One more word of advice then: If you're not already at Lockheed/Boeing or whomever where everything about your job will require a gov clearance, make sure you get in writing what your company's actual expectations are for you once you get cleared and what's in it for you. I can tell you from my own experience that half the time they're looking for a bitchboy for Indian devs in Poopascoopabad to constantly bother late at night or early as fuck in the morning for Splunk log screenshots without any extra pay or other perks.

>>54258479
Good, I can discuss the Vedas with them(teach the monkeys about their own religion that white aryans wrote 8k years ago). As long as they give me hybrid WDH they don't even have to spit on it before fucking me in the ass

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>>54258358
These guys get pussy.
Listen to them faggots.

>>54251150
Congrats OP, had some belly laughs reading the thread. Something different from the usual shilling.