/biz/ - Business & Finance

Benis boints :DDDDD

No one will know who I was in the last thread.

T-this is just a short squeeze. Nat gas will go back down.

This thread is moving so fast no one will know how much I love my wife and two children.

>>54246441
correction, no-one will *care*

What's a good DCA strategy? Buy on set time intervals or maybe every x% lower?

WHOA BLACK BETTY

I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO BOIL

>my boil calls are somehow not worthless
ITS A MIRACLE

BOIL chads now we soar

Physically restraining myself from buying $ONON puts. I am addicted to betting against stocks that jumped up without wanting to do any research at all.

tradingview has emoticons now

>>54246473
>>54246474
>>54246481

>>54246468
My boss got mad at one of my coworkers for playing that song at work because she asserts that it's a racist song

>>54246466
Use 40% on a regular interval to buy at any price and 60% on capitulation candles. Simple and effective.

>Unlimited Loss Incoming
Unlimited Loss Incoming
>Unlimited Loss Incoming
Unlimited Loss Incoming
>Unlimited Loss Incoming
Unlimited Loss Incoming

After tomorrow SPX will never be below 4000 again. We will hit 5000 by June after the Fed pause in May.

BOIL has almost redeemed all my yearly losses

Banks have UNLIMITED liquidity
FED Pivoted, but the definition of "QE" is being supressed so people don't expect inflation to persist

Basically, its time to buy stocks because were going back to all time highs

VERY BULLISH scenario for the Shit&Piss500

If we keep pumping, will we get 50 bepis points?

>>54246496
It is, because they don't capitalize both "B"s in the lyrics.

Sorry, anon, I don't know what FRC and SOXL are. We should go fishing one day and you can explain it to me.

>>54246516
he has the tools, and he knows how to use them

>>54246512
we'll know tomorrow. if we get the 25 bepis, its officially ogre for bears. if we get 50 or a surprise 75 thrust up our asses, it's goodnight america

Going all in on boil, my life savings are in natural gas hands now.

>>54246499
loss of what

>>54246516
tommorow will be a 25 point hike, but market will pump anyway into higher highs

i ate 3 bananas yesterday and shat an absolute log just now

>>54246529

>>54246573
zoomers will never understand this

I love my wife.

>>54246547
What, no. What you actually don't want to see is a 0 or reverse. If we see either of those, then we truly are fucked. Higher rate hikes will only cause the crab wave to continue.

>>54246589
So did Saint George Floyd

IRBT is trading at $44.80. Buyout from amazon at $61 closing next 3 months.

Easy money.

>Bleed out like 1.5k in my portfolio because of SOXS
>Swing into FRC
>Get like 1.2k
>Make my position in SOXS stronger because I firmly believed in a dump tomorrow
>down 300 again
I seriously never ever learn

>>54246492
>no pregnant man emoji
>no skin color change

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIILLLL. IM BOILING UUOOOOAAAHH HOT HOT HOT!

>>54246569
Bearish omen for DOLE

>>54246613
Opportunity cost though. Why would I put my money there when I could double my entire portfolio with FRC?

>mfw some one says this is a fake pump and we're going to dump tomorrow

no more red days. ever.

AAAAAAAAAA FRC SISTERS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54246603
Baggot I'm not gonna warn you again. Stop slandering my wife and children. Don't think I could take you? Here's a pic of me at work. Think you could take me?

>>54246587
I had the cassette when it was fresh, sons.

Thanks for buying my shares at 19+
You FRC baggies are my exit liquidity before Jamie "Potter" Dimon takes FRC for PENNIES on the DOLLAR!

>>54246516
Yes, these retards don't understand that the market rallying is part of inflation, and the harder we rally, the more need for rate hikes

>>54246415
PFOAH GEILE

You idiots, Powell doesn't need to raise rates 50 bepis or any at all. During banking turmoil, all of the banks cut back on lending to built capital reserves because they don't want to be the next one to have a run. That's why the Fed is letting the minor banks fail, wiping out equity holders. He's scaring the rest of the industry straight. New loan formation is dropping to basically fucking zero because it's finally clicking for bankers that the higher rates means they're undercapitalized. Why they didn't notice before SVB failed? Who knows... but they're probably retarded. Either way Jerome is finally getting his desired effects now. There's no need to raise rates even further. He'll probably lower them just to make the banks feel a little safer... but even if he does lower the banks are still on edge enough that they won't go back to lending, not until they're confident that they're capitalized enough. So basically Jerome is playing 36 dimensional chess with the banks and you idiots can't even draw a god damn line
Pathetic

>>54246634
Buy $55 IRBT calls for Sept for $1.50

4x your money when it closes in July.

>>54246673
you okay bro?

>>54246623
How do I make the blind girl face the other way so she's about to fall off the cliff?

>>54246660
>you should have solded

why were you so greedy? 17-20 was the liquidity zone. You think it could get above that without pulling back first at least

>>54246660
I bought $10k at $18.77. It's all my fault

GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

>>54246681
I can't even be sure I'll be alive in July

>>54246623
I'm just going to leave the frowny face on my charts permanently.

>>54246689
I was waiting for 20 and we never reached it

>>54246641
We only dump tomorrow if the FED doesn't raise by 25 bps. There is no chance they won't do that, so we get a relief that they are not as retarded as Ackman or Cathie Wood. What happens on the rest of the week is down to what powell has to say once the market has time to digest it.

>>54246707
It's gonna hit 30 tomorrow when the fed cuts rates

Short cherry blossom shadows

>>54246707
PFOAH IST DIE GEIL

Just got home: what's the quick rundown on today's Jewish tricks?

>>54246707
greedy piggy

>>54246712
baggie cope

Short FRC
Short NVDA
Short BOIL

>>54246516
No.

We will get 100. He will kill inflation once and for all.

>>54246701
Then why do you need money at all?

Boil is heading to $10
FRC is heading to $10
SOXL is heading to $10

See a pattern here?
GET BULLISH
GET BOLD

>>54246723
pumping in to fomc like maniacs

>>54246723
the big pump of short covering to position themselves for the big rug tomorrow

>>54246738
Pretty sus, as the kids say.

What do you call this chart?

>>54246730
He would go down as more powerful than Volcker.

what lottery ticket do I buy for fomc this time?

>>54246764
PACW is the patrician's lottery.

>>54246764
FRC it's going to poomp

>>54246496
>racist song
Originally written and performed by a black man. Why are women stupid?

>>54246781
already wrote puts for FRC, need a diff lotto.

>>54246761
The Cherry Blossom Tree Shadow Pattern

I’m so mad I didn’t get COIN calls it was so freaking obvious it would rip again

who the fuck made it a rule that you can't day trade if you don't have $25000?

It turns out the Australian mint openly knew we were going to have soaring inflation by Jan 2020
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-01-30/5-and-10c-soon-to-die-graceful-death/11910736

They were planing on phasing out 5 and 10 cent coins to have the 20 cent as the lowest by 2030.

Someone explain to me why there's a massive gap between the current 2yr UST and the Fed Funds rate?
Is this normal and if it gets wider, what does it indicate? That the market is wrong and will have to start dumping 2 yrs in favor of longer term USTs (or even shorter term)?

>>54246764
calls that you sell 5 to 10 mins after the decision, when we pump because hedges get unwind.

uh, FRCsisters, it's pumping in the wrong direction!!!

>>54246798
kek

>>54246781
PFOAH WAS FÜR GEILE

>>54246804
The SEC, one of the dozens of ways that communist FDR ruined America.

>>54246714
They only last for a week literally a good play

>>54246804
Pocahontas

>>54246804
To protect you :)

>The goyim think the rate hike is what matters
>They aren't aware of the dot plot
There's a reason you goyim are cattle, I shouldn't be giving you this alpha for free.

>>54246761
Prepped to get HEEMED for 3 years

>>54246688
Replace the blind girl with that blind bunny the jannies seeth over.

>>54246796
>>54246764
GDXU

>>54246012
>dubs decide what i stake 10k on
>>54246022
>GDXU

MAJOR HAPPENING
Magic 8 Ball says stocks are going up tomorrow

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

>>54246807
The Fed funds rate is sort of like a "1 day" treasury bond, if you want to think of it that way.

So the 2 year being higher, forming a positive yield slope, indicates more rate hiking between now and then. A lower 2 year indicates a market expectation of rate cuts.

>>54246798
Ok I'm not allowing this to become a meme, you stand under one of these and pretend there isn't a shadow.

>>54246762
I do wonder if he ever thinks about imitating him when thinking about his tenure as Fed chair and how he'll be remembered. People fucking hated Volcker back in the day and even though he is controversial even today, his reputation turned around a bit and now some people think he was the right person for the job at the time. We are supposed to think people like him think objectively about their work, but there's no way it's not in the back of his mind.
>>54246804
Trade futures. No PDT rule.

>>54246855
>Trade futures. No PDT rule.
Literally my destruction

>>54246791
Thinking that she's stupid is the reason why she has the power to inform her subordinates about what's moral. Play a broader game anon.

>>54246798
Good one Baggie. Keking loudly.

>>54246855
More than "be like Volcker" there's a "don't be Burns" meme in the Fed. Some anecdote floats around about a janitor gawking at a portrait and a Fed official saying "You know who that is?" "No." "Arthur Burns" "Oh, you mean the guy who let inflation get out of control?".

>>54246855
>>54246867
>>54246804

And you get 60-40 treatment in taxes on futures trading (60% of profits count as long term capital gains)

RED
ITS GOING TO FUCKING CLOSE RED

YOU USELESS PIECE OF DOGSHIT TICKER

>>54246852
Okay but what I'm asking is does this necessarily tell us the market is right?
I was watching one analyst just now saying how the reason the Fed was able to lower rates in the past was because core PCE was lower than 2% so it wouldn't risk inflation rising again.
That's no longer the case now, core PCE is too high for their old tricks.
So is it possible the market is fucked here?

>>54246804
Elizabeth Warren

>>54246920
It's always possible the market is fucked. But yes, what the bond market is betting on is that over the next 2 years the Fed will be forced to cut as a banking crisis leads to a recession leads to plummeting inflation.

They may be right, they may be wrong, but that's what the yield curve is telling us.

>>54246867
I have no idea how people ruin themselves with futures unless they get into it without having some form of an edge.
>>54246900
Yeah, I heard tax treatment in the US is pretty good. It's really ideal for daytrading imo. You can also get all the leverage you could want.
>>54246887
I haven't heard that, but that also makes sense. He probably does think about his legacy in the long run, like everyone does in a public facing position.

>NVDA
SOXS holders will be heemed tomorrow

Redpoll me on JEPI.

NGL I don't like this SPY gap up.

i just spent the last five minutes having a staring contest with this thing. This has enriched my chart watching experience. Truly.

>>54246984
JP Morgan shills try to bait innocent anons into paying outrageous expense ratios using "steady income and divvy payouts!"

>>54246465
It’s a cosmic irony that Zoom Zooms are blessed precisely because they will never knew how good life can be, they have no reference point other than clown world

>>54246972
Futures are just like any other leverage trading; if you don't manage risk properly you get liquidated. Judging by the amount of AAAAAAAAAAA posting here on a weekly basis no one does risk management.

>>54246956
What I'm basically asking is would that necessarily lead to recession? Because my reading of this current situation is it would lead to recession and soon, because I don't see the Fed cutting early and risking losing credibility on the inflation fight after this long.

And if the market is wrong what happens tomorrow, does the shit n piss immediately start tanking if Powell says "we're not cutting, motherfuckers" because it would have to start pricing that in?
And I don't even know if that would necessarily happen because the market could just keep fighting. It's all so confusing.
It's ridiculous how long the market can stay irrational.

>>54246984
yield trap

OK fuck it, I tapped out on BOIL while the tapping was good, cutting my losses in about half, and will buy the next good dipperino (it's coming), thus also resetting my volatility decayarino.

>>54247003
Maybe. If you treat it like people treat stocks here (bagholding, hoping for a turnaround and trading as big as you can), then yes, you'll get fucked. Best to not even think about daytrading futures without relatively tight stops and accepting the consequences of that fully.

>>54247037
That pump up to 70 was my exit signal

>>54247037
I'm not playing anything for tomorrow
Just not gonna do it

>>54247027
>What I'm basically asking is would that necessarily lead to recession?
It's a chicken and egg situation, because generally recessions kick off when bank lending tightens up. They may do that because they're afraid about depositors making a run on their capital or they may do that because the bond market is forecasting lower rates/recession very shortly.

>>54246998
>>54247028

Whats wrong with holding JEPI and collecting dividends? It doesn't seem too volatile. Whats so bad about collecting a relatively safe 5-8% annual return?

what do you guys think of my Technical Analysis?

I'm feeling kinda bearish after seeing this idk how bout you?

>>54247103
Same, fuck cortisol. I'll be on the ready to buy if something gets right, but no plays in play.

>>54247027
>And if the market is wrong what happens tomorrow,
This is a separate question. The 2 year bond price is not the bond market's pricing of 0 vs 25 vs 50 bps tomorrow.

>does the shit n piss immediately start tanking if Powell says "we're not cutting, motherfuckers" because it would have to start pricing that in?
That's expected and it's unclear exactly how equities would respond in turn. However the 2 year is a bet on the meeting after this one, plus the meeting after *that*, and so on.

Late at night, all systems go, you've come to see the show
We do our best, you're the rest, you make it real, you know
There's a feeling deep inside that drives you fucking mad
A feeling of a hammerhead, you need it, oh, so bad
Adrenaline starts to flow
You're thrashing all around
Acting like a maniac
Whiplash!

SOXS to 16 tomorrow, time to get really really HEEMED

>>54247002
I have a prediction zoomers will have their golden era but by the standards of any other "good ol days" (80s, 90s, 50s, etc) it will be pretty run of the mill. It'll be considered good because everything has been going to shit and a little improvement in life was enough for them.

>>54247144
checks out

>>54247037
Thanks just opened a position.

>>54247128
Suppose SPY goes up 11% in a year, appreciating 10% in share price and paying 1% in dividends. At the same time JEPI would only go up, say, 9%, appreciating 2% in share price and paying you 7% in dividends and covered call premium.

You get much bigger payouts into your account, wowzers! But you've underperformed the market and been Jewed out of 2%.

>>54247152
This gif is inefficient, it does two same exact loops

shower hour lfg get clean bitches

bear here
I just capitulated

>>54247147
The truth is he's going to keep hiking. Only retards are buying right now.

>>54247244
it will be zero bepis

Imagine being a bear in this market.
Imagine not holding tqqq in this market
Imagine not going all in on tech after the fed made it illegal for tech banks to lose money and the US government sees semiconductor production as a matter of national security.
The future is so obvious and in your face. Hold tqqq and get rich. Simple as.

>>54247203
Rocker's daughter everybody.

>>54247244
We've reached the point where hiking is bullish

>>54247244
As much as I hate to agree with you, you're right.

>>54247233
How long are you now?

HHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>54247259
>illegal for tech banks to lose money
Not bank lost everything, it's the tech companies themselves who weren't allowed to lose money

>>54247261

>>54247289
Doesn't matter. Same jews, different desk.

>>54247257
Inflation is still red hot, he's gotta go at least 50 beeps, or he has literally failed at his job, and needs to be removed. Personally I would raise it 2 full percentage points, but that's just because I want to get this over with so we can focus on more important things like how to trade breadline swap futures.

>>54247261
kek

>>54247203
>be JEPI holder
>the market tanks
>spy holders post pink feel guy images
>you feel fine because you're sitting on a boatload of cash
single percentage points worth of difference don't really matter when comparing vastly different investment strategies.

>>54247299
Ok but did they say no homo prior to this? Big difference

>>54247282
top signal

>>54247195
May the LORD GOD Almighty be with (You)!

Coinbase is soaring for power hour while Bitcoin remains flat

> tesla , nvda

These two were severely fud by /smg/ and now are among the best performing stocks. Kek baggies

>>54247332
That fat gap up from yesterday really doesn't have mumu worried??

>>54247128
>>54247203
You're also paying an expense ratio ten times that of a normal S&P 500 ETF. And since so much of the return is in dividends, you have less opportunity to tax-optimize your selling.

>>54247346
>Mumu euphoric
>[insert what happens next here]

>>54247324
Begone, JPM intern.

>>54247144
so this is what led you to not sell all your FRC at 19. kekekek

I'm buying sqqq tomorrow during the pump

>>54247336
This general is the most shilled general on the entire board. It's worse than even the jeetest of shitcoin threads. Getting financial advice from here is often the dumbest fucking thing anyone could do, and I would highly recommend inversing anything said here for profits.
>t. seven figure portfolio off of doing exactly that
ESPECIALLY if they're a name or trip faggot

>>54246854
Cherryblossom’d.com

yellen has maybe 250billion dollars left
lets crash the treasury and send the U.S into default boys

>>>/int/179432229
how do I short south korea?

>>54247195
what is with you and buying high... SMDH

See you at 3.5 friday

I’m up $1,000 today—NRGU, TSLA, SKYT, DVN. Do I take profit and wait for the next reboot? Not looking for financial advice, of course, but aren’t we gonna be red at like, soon…?

Is selling puts on FRC free money?

>>54247384
Kek so fucking dumb
>>54247391
>buying high

>>54247385
Those Republicucks better get something for their debt ceiling vote, we all know they'll cuck might as well get something meaningful.

>>54247299
LMAO, it's 2023, you can enjoy having anal sex with other men and it's not gay if you don't want it to.be.

>>54247400
no the economy is fine we're just going to pump like it's 2021 again

>>54247195
509 shares here, hoping for the best…

>>54247400
take it, everytime I ask this i lose it, every... time...

>>54247261
We wuz cherry blossoms in shit

>>54247387
Depends, how many weeks of Walmart sales is that cunts GDP?

it's time to go long natgas

this is financial advice and you may sue me if you incur a financial loss from this post

>>54247387
South Korea only has like 3 companies. They're all mega conglomerates. You can short them all with like 15 mouse clicks

>>54247410
they had the chance to make the uniparty come to light with the mcconnell vote. While humiliating they had a killshot.

>>54247379
how about avatar fagging?

>>54247409
>let's buy boil at 17!
>let's buy boil at 12!
>let's buy boil at 7!
>let's buy boil at 4.5!

yes you are buying high

>>54247384
I don't get it, is she in white face, and just sitting far enough back so there's no shadow? I mean it looks like she's enjoying that watermelon way too much to be white.

>>54246465
ew, where are her tits?

>bobo fucked again
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK THEY CANT STOP LOSING

>>54247195
>3 figs
Why even bother...?

>>54247440
South Korea is a shit hole with glitz.

>>54247409
>he bought before the RS

>>54247475
I'm not a Koreaboo, but is there anywhere which isn't a shithole right now?

>>54247305
History shows it's the first to crash and recover, not the last to crash that wins in the end.

>>54247474
because it's going TO THE MOOOOOON!!!

edit: woah thanks for the gold kind starngers
edit2: man this blew up!!

>>54247475

ALERT: I NEED XPERT ADVICE:
If my TQQQ calls are up 96%, should I roll them? Or sell? Keep holding? Or what?
They expire this Friday, they aren't in the money yet

>>54247459
The other four trees haven’t shown up yet. Just wait for it.

>>54247449
Especially if they avatarfag, and if they Serena post you might as well just filter them and throw them in the garbage.

>>54247487
they're like turbo-china in terms of the doggy dog world mindset

>>54247510
Take out your principal and set a stop loss to ensure profit.

>>54247526
Is that why they're literally plastic people?

>>54247489
Germany lost though and they had Weimar before the west had the Great Depression. I suppose they recovered first, but at what cost?

>>54247449
Ok chud, when would you buy them?

Do bulls ever get rug pulled? This is kinda insane.

>>54247536
Wow… makes me think

No wonder Jesus threw the moneychangers out of the temple. I hate banks so much now it's unreal.

SPY 400 EOD

short the dollar
long all equities
long all commodities
long all foreign currencies
long all crypto

>>54247552
TREE FIDDY

>>54247576
>long all commodities
*except oil

>>54247552
Just another inane poster with no skin in the game. So eager to tell you not to make a trade but has no positions.

GME earnings after close. GME's up 5,5%.
Huh, literally why?

>>54247558
I typically sell too early, but I never look back so I don't care about missing out.

>>54247581
It's not going that low, we've reached the bottom.

If spy hits 400 I'm picking up 10 400P for tomorrow.

>>54247596
>why is GME up 5.5%?
So they can dump after market

How much does /smg/ tip?

50bps and my puts are saved anything else and I'm proper fucked
Cmon Jerome don't be a stingy nigger

I had this yesterday. Sold for $4k (24% gain) and now it’s worth $8k (150%).
How do you guys cope with these feelings?

>>54247596
Zoom out. Kek baggies will never make it.

>>54247603
I'll see you at contract expiry then...

>>54246415
“Our government rests upon religion. It is from that source that we derive our reverence for truth and justice, for equality and liberality, and for the rights of mankind. Unless the people believe in these principles they cannot believe in our government. There are only two main theories of government in our world. One rests on righteousness and the other on force. One appeals to reason, and the other appeals to the sword. One is exemplified in the republic, the other is represented by despotism.

The government of a country never gets ahead of the religion of a country. There is no way by which we can substitute the authority of law for the virtue of man. Of course we endeavor to restrain the vicious, and furnish a fair degree of security and protection by legislation and police control, but the real reform which society in these days is seeking will come as a result of our religious convictions, or they will not come at all. Peace, justice, humanity, charity—these cannot be legislated into being. They are the result of divine grace."

- Calvin Coolidge (30th president of the United States)

>>54247627
>How much does /smg/ tip?
0%
And I NEVER go back to the same place, in under a year.

>>54247627
>oh ok and left
Based norf.

>>54247634
when i see pictures like this the only thing i think about is how expensive this bitch is to maintain

>>54247644
>>54247625
I mean, I was thinking about shorting it, but at this point they might as well pump another 10% before dumping it.

>>54247387
Based anon, I've been researching this the past few weeks, South Korea is absolutely fucked. The ETF ticker for South Korea's economy is EWY, the chart isnt quite ready yet, but I check it every day and my mouse cursor is hovering over the put side of the options chain just waiting for the right moment.

tl;dr puts on South Korea ticker EWY

Btw fuck South Korea, they are rude assholes, borderline Leftie SJWs, who suck US tax dollars like the worst welfare queens via the US military bases, and then have the nerve to call us "colonizers". Yes, I've been to South Korea many time before for work. The average Korean is in debt up to their eyeballs buying the latest plastic surgery and clothing trends and VIP booths at the club. Korean boomers have no money and are either running one of a billion fried chicken restaurants or are literally homeless. Their "jeonse" form of renting, a unique form of renting out apartments not present in the West but makes up a huge share of Korean lease agreements, is a giant ponzi scheme that is set to collapse.
Short the shit out of this overvalued, artificially manufactured shithole of a country. EWY, anons, EWY.

>>54247627
Wait till she waits a table full of niggers. My sister was a waitress and served a table that had two NFL players, a total bill of $1300. At the end, they asked for a discount because service was not fast enough. She worked in some 15% discount and they left a 0 tip kek

>>54247627
0% I'm not their boss, they need to ask for a raise.

>>54247664
>bitch
That's a dude you faggot

>>54247643
I don't have to cope because I know it's unrealistic to expect to nail each trade perfectly. Just move forward and wait patiently for another trade.

>>54247664
that's why you rent her from Dan the Man.

>>54247627
$70 is plenty. sane countries pay waiters a regular wage instead of offloading their financial wellbeing to customers who just want to have a nice meal. its only in america that this seething obsession with tips even exists.

>>54247627
I don't have to tip. The only thing I eat is microwaved cheap food (i.e. pizzas) to maximize the amount of money I can invest. If you are not doing the same then you are not really trying.

>>54247663
>Full English
I enjoyed every single meal I had when I visited England. I also took the absolute nastiest shits of my life.

>>54247627
I rarely venture outside to eat unless required.

When I must, I tip 18%. Phone calculator for precise tipping.

>>54247664
That’s why you should only rent them.

>>54247677
bussy isn't any cheaper

>>54247682
Makes sense. Gonna screenshot that.

>>54247627
Does she think a waitress is supposed to make $70/hr? Yeah no

>>54247653
This is why they're pushing Wokism so hard, they want it to be the dominant religion.

>>54247718
One of the things that annoys me about bongs is their weird obsession with always keeping their knife in one hand while eating. It's not something crazy, but it annoys me anyway.

>>54247717
You won't have time to enjoy your gains if you die of colon cancer anon

>>54247730
this bussy-pussy spread is like 200% right now, coomer market is in a bubble

>>54247717
The customary tip for your broker is 20%.

>>54247195
>robinhood
you deserve to get robbed

310 qqq is the hill i choose to die on

Is it too late to get on the ATLX train?

>>54247627
Man i feel bad that i've been tipping roasties 20% for years

>>54247761
From eating microwaver pizza? I would expect it maybe from alcohol, sugar or stuff packed with oil.

>>54247766
She didn't stop me from buying BOIL at $6.12 so she doesn't deserve it.

>>54247758
Also I ate one (Very nice) meal in a pub where I kept getting side-eyed by the other people in there, who were all women. I later found out that pubs have designated woman rooms and I'd eaten in the woman room by accident. I also had a glass of wine with that meal instead of beer so the probably thought I was 100% homo.

>>54246553
Why would anyone be buying anything but tech calls this week till it turns around?

You're celebrating. Banks can never fail again, and you're celebrating?

>>54247664
You should rent that model, she's got flat tits, so there's no point in getting into anything long term.

>>54247670
Why would you tip after being so unhappy with the service you get a discount?
Wagies are so stupid

>>54247837
>ate in the woman's room by accident
Did you explain that you are a proud and valid trans-woman and that they were being bigots?

>>54247847
Why would anyone being buying anything on either side of a trade until we get a rate hike decision tomorrow?

So FRC hit a high of $19.44. Not bad. Who’s rich now?

i wonder what would happen if a trans woman tried to ride in the female car in japan

What the fuck is that piece of shit pumping this much

Are you going to eat steak tonight cooked medium-rare because you are a bull?

>>54247766
>The customary tip for your broker is 20%.
Damn... only 20%?
My broker wants dinner and a fucking vacation...

>>54247889
nobody
we all averaged down after buying the "dip" at 30 and are still underwater

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This isn't good at all.

thinking about buying a shitton of vix options @22

Is this sqqq buying range?

>>54247899
Checked and if they pass probably nothing. That's literally the bar. If you look, sound, act, and are dressed like a woman (or man in the case of FTM) nobody gives a shit because they don't know. If you're 7' tall and broad as a barn and pass about as well as a nightmarish caricature you'll probably end up getting arrested or at minimum shunned and avoided.

This is a nice melt up. I guess it's really over for the bears.

>>54247889
I don't know but I want a 10% tithe of everyone's profits.

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

Market.
Wants.
HIgher.

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

>buying into close one (1) day before Jpow

HOW THEY DOING THAT

+$2,000 realized, $3,000 unrealized today
I feel nothing

>>54246415
COIN KANGZ LFG!! HOW MUCH YOU HOLDIN?

new paradigm!

>>54247911
Anon that's only supposed to happen when your female broker margin calls you.

>>54247911
She wants one or the other retard, not both..

>>54247627
I never eat out for the sole purpose of not even contribute to their wages.

Anyone buying NIKE for dem earnings?

Core CPI up.
Jerome will raise 50bps as planned

>>54247974
This is why you Gookfu left you retard. Learn to read between the lines when women speak

IT'S UP

Dubs picks what I buy before close. No kike stocks.

>>54248007

>>54247985
She came back.

>>54247886
You'd be dumb to be in anything but tech they're doing the best in spite of the whole bank ordeal.

Seems like a lot of people are getting HOOKED
You don't want to be HOOKED

>>54248016
IZRL

>>54248016
CRBP

>>54248016
GDXU

>captcha: DDPD0

Fed decision: financial stability more important than inflation, says JPM strategist.

Basically this is what my entire thesis has been built around since last June. Push comes to shove, JPow and Yellen will pick stability.

That doesn't mean they don't care about inflation at all. It just means they will tolerate moderate inflation with a target of ~4% not be rigidly adamant about their original 2%.

>>54248016
ZIM
>verification not required

>>54248016
TXT

FRC got that dog in him

>>54248023
So you're both retards, then?

>>54247858
You're a bully Marty, a bear bully.

>>54248020

>>54248024
Im not touching shit until there is a confirmation tomorrow. Slept in today and had a nice coffee.

>TSLA

>>54247914
I only heard about this play late last night. I guess being late to party paid off for once.

>>54248044
look at the divvy yields goy

>>54248016
GEO

>>54248060
Why would you ship them charged?

>>54248016
Just get nvidia anon. Maybe even go for a tiny bit of decently long term tesla for their earnings. If I held the calls I had last week at .50 they were at 8.00.

>>54248060
>drives though tangy puddle
>explodes
the future is gay

>>54248060
>saltwater shorts
Is this bullish or bearish for fresh water?

>>54248083
why would a charged EV explode from some seawater?

>>54248083
Energy is cheaper in the country of origin

What.A.Power.Hour

>>54248060
Now the question is how dangerous are they in areas that salt roads for winter?

>>54248083
It's probably a ferry.

>>54248051
Don't talk about her like that, asshole.

>>54248083
Its probably bullshit

A car should be waterproof to a certain point, especially a EVs electronii

>>54248119
I swear salting roads is some kind of jewish trick, I never heard of 'car cancer' until living in the north

>>54248083
These type of batteries can't go to 0% without doing damage to them. 0% is closer to like a 15% charge.

>>54248083
You can't fully uncharge lithium-ion batteries. It will permanently damage the cells. When your phone or laptop says 0%, there's still a lot of energy left in the batteries, but the system saves it to protect the cells.

>>54248098
Ooooh, I get it. The cars were being used to covertly ship white phosphorous to terrorist groups. Damn CIA strikes again.

>>54248119
The cold weather will just automatically shut down the hardware.

>>54248140
youve never driven on icy roads before have you

>>54247941
This, trans women are only women if they are hot, if they are even a little ugly they are pretty much monsters

>>54247946
>tithe, noun
So 10% of 1/10 of everyone’s profits?

GOOD MORNING
WS just unlocked stock lending for me.
How would this fuck me?

>>54248167
Nah I think he's doing that thing where English uses nouns as verbs sometimes.

>>54247946
dont tip roasties
dont tip landlords
dont tip jannies

>>54248160
The Jewish chemical "salt" they put on the road to destroy your car so you have constantly buy a new is definitely a scam. There are plenty of non corrosive options

>>54248200


>>54248200


>>54248200

>>54248197
I always tip the jannies

I give them exactly 20% of their daily wage every thread

>>54248214
kek

>>54248160
city saves a few hundred thousand dollars on cheap chemicals and costs the population millions in car damage, good goy

>>54248119
things barely work in freezing temps so it's probably fine. just don't run over piss bottles.

>>54248143
When did this happen?

>>54247946
Profits?

>>54248059
Nothing will stop nvidia pumping tomorrow I wish I got that instead of amd but I'm hoping amd is brought over 100 that'd be nice.

>>54248228
Has anyone ever lost money making money in a year due to wash sale?

>>54248431
im pretty sure thats actually the idea outcome
>your account value is up
>you owe no taxes

>>54248368
NVDA put buying is huge

If I have to send $20,000 to someone in France asap to pay back my share of roof repair costs should I do it now or wait for Powell to announce an interest rate increase this week?

Please help I am retarded and so is my legitimate financial advisor.

>>54248469
Well no, they'll count your earnings in taxes but not the losses. So you'll pay tax on 10k in income and only have made say 2k. It counts you going from -10k to +2k as 12k income.

So you can't even lose on a trade after rebuying too early because the loss doesn't count unless you haven't bought or sold the same stock 31 days both ways.

>>54248500
It is up a lot because of the Microsoft deal maybe it's overweight. But it looks like puts in general are more spread across strike prices which means it's probably more retail investors.