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Apologize for making Credit Suisse collapse

>> No.54246257

>>54246247
These goyim again i knew it

>> No.54246268

>>54246247
As a good little goy I apologise

>> No.54246281

Kikes:
>go ahead and withdraw your $10 won't do shit
Also Kikes:
>retail collapsed my bank

>> No.54246286

>>54246247
yapp, I shouda def buy a collapsing bank or IDK how, but me and my poorfag frens should save these tansniggerfaggottgays bankers!
Sorry kid!

>> No.54246287

didnt this bank get in trouble for giving bad loans in 2008 and money laundering and countless other scandals? I thought the Swiss were good at banking?

>> No.54246300

>>54246247
>arabs take out $22 billion in one transaction
>the jew
>OY VEY YOU GOYIM RETAIL DID THIS
The eternal mountain jew, crying in pain as he strikes you

>> No.54246307

>>54246247
Oooohhh but I thought wetail didn't affect the markets at all?

>> No.54246320

>>54246300
It's intentional. Now they can push the narrative that retail can't invest because muh banks. Boomers will eat it up

>> No.54246350

To add, I won't be surprised if the phrase "retail investment is a threat to our democracy" word for word is used on boomer tv

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>>54246350
it is!

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>>54246247
>buys bonds before yields skyrocket
>buys meme stocks like GME
>this is all retail's fault!

>> No.54246676

I find it hilarious that everything that happens normies, wagies, retail, millenials, etc get blamed for it and nobody ever does anything about it. They just take it like obedient whores.

>> No.54246915

>>54246676
I did it, sorry it was me alone, the global inflation, famine, ukraine war I coughed up covid in wuhan to that (((bat))), I rugpulled ftx and all the banks singlehandedly, I AM YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GOD, PLEBS!

>> No.54247009

>>54246676
Except for the part where the competent developed world populace is rugpulling demographics while enjoying life and contributing the bare minimum :)
Guess those ""smart"" elites are forgetting that someone needs to operate machinery, write code, design algorithms, etc.
You don't fuck with your most productive class as these newfag spoiled elite children will find out soon.

>> No.54247095

SO SORRY

>> No.54247151

>>54246247
Bullshit, shorting is a game for hedge funds.

>> No.54247279

>>54246247
>gambles with your money
>loses
>OY VEY, THE GOYIM DID THIS!
you would think 110 would be enough

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54247360

Fake news

He didn't say it

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>>54246247
so GME schizos were right all along?

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>>54247424
We were.
>tfw I could hold a stock longer than one of the biggest banks in the world could stay solvent
Im feeling pretty WAGMI right now

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>>54246257
>The goyim did this