/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54244630
Not sure if i should be buying stocks in CAD or USD...

this market smells funny

>FRC up 40%
>volatility is at 500%
Is this thing really going to go back to 100?

>quiet guy at work who doesn’t socialize wonders why none of his coworkers like him and thinks he’s weird
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JPMorgan Chase thought it had $1.3 million worth of nickel stored in a warehouse. A closer examination revealed bags of stones.
https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgans-nickel-bags-turned-out-to-filled-with-stones-2023-3

>>54244663
You still have CAD? What the fuck are you doing? I traded it all for USD in 2021, I'm like 10% up on the FX alone.

Sell.

The market has no idea what to do when the Fed doesn't pivot. It hasn't priced that in. It's only priced in the possibility of pivot/QE. Translation: recession is almost certain.
And the discount window isn't QE.

>>54244691
Hey, thats me!

THREADLY REMINDER

Rocker is a cuck and thinks the kid is his.

Also don't forget to buy puts today, Jay isn't going to take his foot off the breaks just because a couple no name banks did some retarded shit and lost their depositors deposits.

>>54244691
Kek

>>54244691
Yeah I read his post. He's probably deep on the spectrum but thinks he's only mildly autistic. They know they can't fire him but are probably looking for an excuse. Being the quiet guy at work is never a good idea. People have to think you're normal even if you aren't and being sociable is a big part of that.

>>54244669
careful baggot, gookfu might catch feelings for the guys you let her fuck and leave you

23k bitfarms shares. Do I sell or hold?

>>54244664
post the better version at least

>>54244630

elite top trader here, Canadian banks are absolutely fucked

stock trading is so easy a monkey could do it, how are people unable to make money in this market?

Wew look at tesla computers go! Just think how much the stock will pop when the cybertruck is released

>>54244691
That used to be me when I found out one of the oldest members of the lab I worked in was talking shit about me so I cozied up with the other oldest member of the lab who doesn't get along with her and now I'm protected.

>>54244690
what are you using to measure volatility? I was in at 12 and just sold at 17. expecting a correction then looking to buy back in but that low at 16 could be the low for the next move with how it's looking right now.

>>54244697
Ya as soon as trudy announced money for everyone to stop inflation it was over for CAD.

>>54244762
>dat head and shoulder
Yum!

>>54244759

>>54244690
MFW I didn't buy at $12 because I thought it would go lower.

>>54244808
Don't worry, it WILL go lower.

Going long into FOMC

>>54244732
>I'm a cuck
Hey you're the one with deep knowledge of the cuck world talking about dick cages and stuff.

>>54244818
madman

>>54244630
some day
maybe FED will win the fight

what do you call this pattern?

>>54244726
I believe they'll QE. Went all in on bank cheapies.

>>54244690
it will crab, making all those puts lurking /smg/ wrote worthless.

>>54244819
You spend enough time on here you gain deep knowledge about tons of shit you wish you didn't know about. Fuck you assholes.

>>54244814
Yeah the second I decide to buy in...

>>54244808
It seems like banks just aren't supposed to lose. Wondering if I should say fuck it and buy in at 17.

What happens if you sell covered calls at a strike a few cents below present market price?

>>54244850
for free

>>54244831
Is that NOK

Is Coinbase going to keep rallying all the way to 200$ should I just get calls? I wanted to yesterday but I was scared of a pullback :( I’d be up like 200%

the market really had to make this FOMC either the start of new ATH run or the beginning of the end and make either look equally possible.

>>54244865
you sell a covered call at a strike a few cents below present market price.

>>54244865
You collect premium then either get assigned to sell those shares @ option price, or keep shares and premium

>>54244865
The normal thing. You get the premium and are short a call contract.

>>54244865
Chances of immediate assignment is pretty low even when your CCs are in the money. Usually gets assigned at Fridays closing.

>>54244892

It's such a shitty platform and company. No idea why it's rallying. Only thing I can think of is crypto going up, so it goes up with it. Still, coinbase sucksssss

>>54244893
The Fed can't keep raising rates forever (something broke already for goodness sake!), so this 100% is a new ATH run.

>>54244865
Nothing. They're just slightly ITM. There's a lot of extrinsic value ATM so theta will act quickly assuming no price movement. As long as you sell the CC above your cost basis you will make money.

>>54244937
When has the quality of a platform or of a company (from a customer perspective) ever been an indication of the company's worth or stock value?

>>54244818
hehehe stupid goyim

oh my god

>>54244850
Hey you're the one saying my daughter isn't actually mine. Btw that's my second daughter with Miko. My first daughter is named natsuki, so seethe more chud.

>>54244892
It’s a high Mcap company. Big investors must be piling in

>>54244865
You get arrested.

the market does literally nothing

>>54244940
The measures enacted by the fed and other institutions (including even a conglomerate of central banks!) indicates that rates ought to keep going up as anything's on the table to save the system WITHOUT changing the rate increase schedule. That is to say, if those measures had not been enacted, only then would a rate decrease be likely.

bunch of dub watchers here

>>54244993
Nigga what did you expect a day before the FOMC?

im feeling very BULLISH right now

What will the dot plot say?

>>54244892
I bought at 56 at if BTC goes to 30k and holds + dovish FOMC then I think it can go 150 easy.
>>54244940
idk i think a 0 would be a meltup into crash, 25 a correction into steady increase, and 50 would be a flash crash.

>>54244974
I know she frequently has me and Miko help her make only fans videos.

>>54244630
What's the news on the upcoming tesla earnings?

>>54245018
What about 25 bps cut

Sex is disgusting

>>54245011
panic

MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME

>>54245029
gigameltup into gigacrash

>>54244831
Is that Nijisanji?

>>54245019
Hey wait a minute you aren't baggot. Your trip doesn't match and baggot would never speak like that about my wife and children.

>>54244974
>natsuki
Unisex name. Wise choice. Will cut down on the paperwork when he transitions.

>oy vey normal banking isn't making enough money, lets do fractional reserve banking
>oy vey fractional reserve banking isn't making enough money, lets do zero reserve banking
>oy vey zero reserve banking isn't making enough money, lets do goverment-backed MINUS INFINITY reserve banking
Holy motherfucking shit how far can they take it?

>>54245051
No it's me. I just change the tripcode every post now to fuck with the guys who filter tripcodes.

all time highs are coming soon, if you dont buy you will be left behind

Fed will pivot tommorow and markets will melt up

okay FRC might be legit now lmao

>>54245070
Post proof then. Or I'm ex-communicating you.

>>54244865
You collect a premium and hopefully the stock value goes down unless you don’t mind getting assigned.

>>54245035
TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE

>>54244908
>short a call contract
What would this entail.
>>54244919
I wouldn't mind if I had to sell them at a relatively slight loss when the premium would outweigh it substantially, and in fact would probably prefer quick assignment and then repositioning.
>>54244960
Hmmm. Well the strike is a little below my cost basis and slighly below present price, but the premium seems to more than make up for it. I wonder what the gotchas must be.

>>54245065
savings accounts with expiration dates.

>>54244865
In my experience the stock dips slightly the day you sell making you feel smart but then crabs up 10% or more over your cost basis over the timeframe of the contract forcing you in to an eternal rolling forward maneuver.

>>54245077
Should I keep CNBC on 24/7?

>>54245092
Ah, just added info that covers that.
>>54245094

>>54245103
of course, Cramer knows all

you will regret not buying calls right now in this ultra-bullish unlimited QE Fed pivot environment.

MY 5 DOLLAR BOIL CALLS ARE NO LONGER WORTH 1 CENT I REPEAT MY 5 DOLLAR BOIL CALLS ARE NO LONGER WORTH ONE CENT

>>54245086
Z i denounce the talmud Z
Z i denounce the /uhg/trannys Z
Z i denounce the trannyjannies Z

FRC is gonna close at 19 and jump to 40 when the fed cuts rates tomorrow morning

>>54245035
>I maintain when I'm in the zone
>One player, one life on the mic limited time (Yo Ninja, go!)

>>54245122
AYYYY
Boil Bros WAGMI

Boil to $10 soon

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-20/fhlb-issues-304-billion-in-one-week-as-banks-bolster-liquidity#xj4y7vzkg

Whats the point of raising rates when youre going nuclear on the dollar printing?

>>54245145
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>54245145
For the gorrilionth time, its just there for emergencies. It's not actually gonna go into circulation.

>>54245145
>$304 Billion

>>54245124
>I denounce the Talmud
Baggot is Jewish he'd never do this
>>54245129
>fed cuts rates
I'm longing inflation so I genuinely need this to happen at this point. Keep on printing Jerome.

>>54245129
Can’t remember when a stock went up 100% or more in a day

>>54245145
Banks are super special groups of people who deserve lots of free money, average go- guys like us don't qualify.

bulls are euphoric

>>54245145
The rates retard the effect of the money printing
Getting money loaned to you at 5percent plus<<<<getting money loaned to you at 0

>>54245145
FED PIVOT CONFIRMED

>>54245179
>anon already forgot about LUNR

>>54245179
ENZ literally a week ago, unless you're saying pennies don't count. Although technically it wasn't at the time

>>54244759
Who the fuck draws this thinking
>Yeah, this'll get my patreons rock hard

COIN literally will not stop

should I long or short women?

>>54245178
I one of those Christian guys now. My Gookfu had me baptized.

>>54245181
Banks have no reason to exist in the modern economy.

>>54245213
the internet was a mistake

A HENRY HUB JUST FLEW OVER MY TARP SHELTER

>>54245141
https://youtu.be/UxxajLWwzqY?t=12

>>54245227
People like this genuinely deserve to be executed

>>54245233
blessed/checked

>>54245094
> >short a call contract
>What would this entail.
If you got assigned (that is, if the owner of the call chose to exercise it), your broker would automatically sell 100 shares of the underlying stock at the strike price. You'd get the cash from the sale, you'd keep the premium from when you sold the call, and you would no longer be short that call option.

If you don't get assigned, the call option will eventually expire. If that happens, you'd no longer be short the call contract and the 100 shares of stock you were forced to hold to cover your position is unlocked, so you'd be free to sell it. You'd keep the premium from when you first sold the call.

When you're short a call option, you can get out of your position by buying that same call option in the market. You don't have to wait to be assigned or for the option to expire.

>tfw you got fudded out of buying COIN back in January

>>54245235
decentralized crypto or CBDC does eliminate the need for much of their activity but loans still make sense as a thing to be made and for dedicated companies to give them out and hold a balance sheet. A no fractional reserve banking world might sound cool but really it would just lead to communist level logistics problems, booms and busts are better then that.

>>54244840
Ok but they won't.

>>54245213
Is this a serious question? Lmao is this your first day on the internet or something?

>>54245227
How does that webm make me feel more unnerved than some disgusting cartel videos? (ironic question since I think we all know the reason)
Bros, I hope you are slurping the dip for gold. Besides tech, I think gold is gonna the be next best investment of this and next year

If I get out of this unscathed I'm gonna call my mother who I've been ignoring for the past 3 years and tell her I love her

>>54245233
First she convinced you to race mix, now she's convinced you to denounced your Jewish roots, and somehow I'm the cuck? Sad. Many such cases.

>>54244664
Ur mom smells funny!

>>54245240
Kek

>>54244732
Yeah but if Powell raises rates won't that drive $s lower? Buy the rumor sell the news?

>>54245205
>LUNR
Kek

>sold FRC for SOXS in anticipation of a big dump tomorrow
Can someone just execute me already

>>54244691
I know it's me I'm scaring those hoes

>>54245297
its simple, she is exemplifying the qualities of the perfect modern human. Complete callousness and greed / hunger for social status.
Funnily enough women would make much better traders than men if they could keep their emotions in check. They're much more ruthless otherwise

SHEL divys next week. Oil chads win again

money money money money money
I'm making money today :)
What about you?

>>54245233
You'll have no problem saying "God is great", correct? With no substitutions in the wording, of course!
>>54245306
We're going back to at least $50/share. Strap in

>>54245306
>bargaining phase
might happen, but it's funny to watch grief when other people are just like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU

>>54245297
I feel like that about any and all tiktok video, even when nothing happens in them. I don't know why. Maybe there's a steganographic insert in the video, or maybe there's some kind of weird filter being applied that's hard to notice even when paying attention that triggers the uncanny valley feeling.

anyone making a Nike play for earnings afterhours today?

>>54245342
You're overthinking it. An adult woman has the brain of a toddler. They're just retarded

Ok it's about time to start selling these toxic banks
FRC
WAL
PACW
DPST

>>54245354
I'm all about the money gang
rocker and this anon >>54244808 aren't

>>54245269
Oh man bless you that is exactly what I needed to know, and essentially what I both hoped and assumed. I really just wanted to be sure before potentially getting myself mystery fucked. Truly, bless you and all who have assisted. I am looking at just selling the calls based on shares that I own but haven't seen anything in the order that specifies them as being *covered*, is that an automatically assumed thing (E*TRADE)? Maybe I'm just missing it. The one thing you said that makes me wonder about this is the share locking, I just thought ok, maybe they just let you do whatever but you're on the hook for that amount. I would actually prefer the locking as you described.

What the fuck is going on in the market? We're almost certainly near a recession but consumer defensives, healthcare and utilities down. Energy, industrials and automobile stocks pumping, kek. How is buying this shit?

>>54245332

>>54245307

John 14:6
I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

>>54245393
Don't forget tech being the safe haven for bank collapses

>>54245307
No you're the cuck because you let your wife fuck other men. I'm the one who's based here.

>>54245294
Yes it's a serious question. Get your stank feet off my screen whore

>>54245386
FRC will be 35 by the end of the week

>>54245392
How did you find 4chan and how did you decide that /smg/ was the right place to go to for help with your investment questions?

The generational bottom is in. Time for us to get in the bottom.

>>54245426
Yes, it will indeed be 3.5 by the end of the week.

>>54245386
I'm rolling the dice on unchecked inflation. JNUG calls it is.

Can someone explain why COIN is endlessly going to the moon? What’s so bullish about it right now?

>>54245393
The market is hoping for the Fed to give up on fighting inflation.

>>54245362
God is great bro. Thank God and shit.

>>54245426
already got my money trading in and out of FRC/DPST these past two weeks.

If you want to hold trash then hold PACW, WAL. JPM gonna take FRC for pennies on the dollar from shareholders. You've been warned baggie.

>>54245393
People are expecting a repeat of 2020. 2021...
It's def possible, but it can also get rugged.

My crystal ball is broken so I have no edge for the trade tomorrow. But...... I think Thursday might crash.

>>54245419
I've tried to explain it to you brainlets. She's not black, it's the shadow from cherry blossom tree

I've been short since october
when are we crashing

>>54244850
For real doe this. Anybody browsing 4chan and using "heh I don't know about shit people use as memes on here" as an own is a low iq nigger and just looks retarded every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE

>>54245427
I found 4chan by reading about the Anonymous Scientology thing back when it happened. I came to biz after my son needed help with a stocks program he got into and figured there would be threads about stocks on the board.

>>54245431
why do anons keep saying this and not look at Bitcoin's performance for over a week now.


is this the new >ON NO NEWS
meme?

>>54245306
I hope you have a good reason for ignoring your mom. Nice gains

>>54245461
Shadow from muh dick

>>54245462
when you cover. thanks for playing the sentiment game.

>>54245418
Anon, there are people that put out literal shit, feces. Diaper play, vore, bug chasing, anal vore, furry, piss play, age regression, gore, amputees. And this is what has you confused about? Anon I think you need a bit more time in the oven and lurk some more.

>>54245462
I don’t believe you

>>54245467
>falling prey to the mind virus
>accusing others of being low iq

>>54245491
I don't, I'm just a piece of shit and she never ever calls me but she always asks my sisters how I'm doing and if I'm still alive. The bitch has my number, I don't know why she can't just call.

It's another slow trading day
It's another slow trading day
(except for NQ)

I tried asking this yesterday but I figured I'd try again. If anyone understand the bond market, can you tell me what pic related means? Is this bullish or bearish? Which numbers are significant and what values would be important?

>>54245507
HABEEB IT

>>54244691
>quiet guy at work who doesn’t socialize wonders why none of his coworkers like him and thinks he’s weird
Why do normals think people come to work to make friends

>>54245507
just 4 u bb

>>54245287
>loans still make sense as a thing to be made and for dedicated companies to give them out and hold a balance sheet.
I agree with this, but the whole system of fighting over boomer's deposits at 0% yield is just nonsense at this point

The idea of storing your money in a bank is outdated. There's no real benefit from the consumer side, and given how the system is structured nowadays with repo and reverse repo and such, there's really no reason to offer such benefits. The banks that are failing right now, those banks that are only profitable on the basis that they can maintain these uncompetitive deposits - those banks should be let to fail. Otherwise what was the point of this hiking and tightening at all?

>>54245513
respect your mom, anon.

>>54245392
Your broker might allow you to sell "naked calls", meaning you don't have to hold 100 shares of the underlying while you're in the position. That can be very risky. You might choose to hold 100 shares for peace of mind even if your broker doesn't force you. You just have to make sure you keep those shares.

>>54245227
Long gays to short women. Buy Grindr stock.

Been thinking of switching sides myself.

>>54245529
Why do autists think being friendly means making friends?

>>54245537
:(

>FRC

ALMIGHTY
POOOMPAAAAAAAAAA

>>54245515

Read these:

https://www.itcmarkets.com/us-treasuries-reading-auction-results/

https://www.itcmarkets.com/how-to-read-bond-auction-results/

>>54245473
But the stock is vastly outperforming Bitcoin. The price of COIN reflect a 40k BTC. Bitcoin is up like 70% off lows but Coinbase is up like 200%

So the arguments for US troubles are inflation related. But the US economy is currently full bore growth.
It's not a guarantee the US can produce up to the level of cash in the economy. Personally losing the idiot in the CremeCabin would help.

But the downside is almost all extra national risk, imo. The strengthening of China and Russia, claims of Saud and Iran, etc etc. That said, it's a mistake of communists and losers across history to make economics Zero Sum. It's perfectly possible for China to get rich, while the US continues to grow.
Add in the solar system (if space isn't fake and gay) and the idea that the US economy itself is in trouble starts to be harder to agree with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_nvWreIhg

>>54245407
>Don't forget tech being the safe haven for bank collapses
I'm still impressed how well that narrative has been established in such a short time frame in peoples heads. Getting the average, mildly retarded retail investor to buy all the tech bags in the current macro environment. Genius.

>>54245441
real baggie would have written G-d

but youre right. Thank HIM constantly every day for the gift of your life

There's basically zero evidence of a megacrash hard-landing from here. We've almost certainly seen bottom.

I guess I get people want to gamble and think there might be one more leg down or some more dips 3700-3900???

But why in the world wouldn't a long-term investor keep DCAing and accumulating in companies like GOOGL at these levels? It's silly for them to try and exactly nail the bottom.

>>54245583
kek... did you not play crap line MARA, CLSK, COIN, RIOT, back in 2020-2021... they vastly outperformed too.

Protip: when nasdaq + Bitcoin are happy together these stocks are EVEN more happy.

>>54245555
Oh, I absolutely intend holding those shares for the potential of assignment, I would just prefer there being a way to specify the sold calls as "covered" and having them lock as you described, just to keep things "assured". As long as it essentially works the same either way then I am satisfied.

>>54245538
Things are fubar from policy but you still need banks to serve as an entry into the credit system as a pleb, especially given much of the shitty economy/laws are structured around plebs needing credit just to do basic things like have a roof and running water. I was reading contagion is still spreading so banks will probably keep closing, big banks will get more deposits, and CBDC will probably be implemented soon. Although the gaggle of banks with zero rate savings accounts is gay, having your credit (life) monitored and controlled by the feds is much gayer.

>>54245562
Yeah most I'll say is good morning and have small talk. Tell me exactly should I socialize with my coworkers outside of work? If the only thing in common we have is the work place why should I pretend to be your friend. Don't get me wrong if one my coworkers is getting beat up by a bunch of homeless niggers I'll help but I'm not about to go to the bar when I could be shitposting /smg/ instead

>>54245529
They don't, they're just available to be emotional at more places, and it makes them comfortable to be friendly, vs cold. Plus, when you're at a point where the ideas aren't flowing in your work, it's nice to have the ability to change mental gears to a lighter topic, so your brain can approach a problem in the subconscious. That requires some level of allowance for humanity being unique anv vulnerable, without judgement. The key to good comedy, for instance, is recognizing the things that make us uncomfortable that we have a hard time speaking.

>>54245593
its really me, gookfu is making me become a christian so we can get married in the church

We should male an official "Laugh at bobo" thread

>>54245598
Top signal

>>54245436
But if the fed give up and inflation will stay high buying all these overvalued tech and cyclicals still won't make any sense, kek.

>>54245629
Top signal

>>54245598
>putsRnotDaWae

please dont

i dont want to see this autistic bull cope outside of leddit

>>54245635
Bond market clearly forecasting cuts this year and even more next year.

Dot plot might jawbone but I expect indication of a pause next meeting "openness to pausing next meeting" type stuff.

This might be last chance to get in before markets have an insane rip upwards.

he who dares wins. Just got $10k of FRC

>>54245598
Top signal

>>54245628
if its really you then send me a message on mtga (you wont)


>>54245661
Thanks for buying my shares, I'm literally scaling out as we speak
sold 1/5 of my stack

>>54245661
enjoy my shares anon

>>54245656
I am him, you stupid fucking boboid nigger. You missed the 3500 bottom, and yes, I just admitted to being a redditor.

>>54245629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

>>54245628
Your gookfu is just trying to humiliate you. She made you covert from Judaism, and now she will marry you for the green card then leave you. We tried to warn you baggot. Does this look like a face you can trust?

AMST chads we are gonna make it.

Edit: you can downvote me to all hell but it doesn't change the fact 3500 is the bottom and we are at the beginning of a new bull market.

The Oracle of r/stocks has called it again.

US Studies Ways to Insure All Bank Deposits

I repeatedly said this is a sociopolitical era of extremely proactive government that will prevent crashes and protect jobs at all costs, rather than being reactive after the fact. This means rate cuts before significant unemployment, strong backstops put in place, the entire kitchen sink of tools.

If you're not bullish stocks and real estate for the next couple years I don't know what to tell you.

>>54245580
I will, thank you.

>>54245681
>Judaism
Faggot, pull out the law of moses and count how many you keep in any fashion moses would OK.
You fucking Turk with a Polish mother.

>>54245676
>>54245677

>>54245618
Yeah if you do that you're socializing no one is saying anything about after work
No one mentioned bars either do they scare you?

What % of /smg/ is jewish?

>>54245661
I love you anon.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BUY

>>54245751
109%

>>54245719
Antisemitism will NOT be tolerated here. This is your first and last warning.

>>54244940
>The Fed can't keep raising rates forever

MUMUS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54245751
we are all jewish here

>>54245681
Is that actually her?

>>54245461
This shadow only seems to be falling on one person. Very odd indeed.

>>54245755
TQQQ, enjoy your x10 in 10 years

>>54245737
>No one mentioned bars either do they scare you?
Yes :(

>>54245762
kek, i heard it up to 121% now

>>54245773
That's a man.

>>54245773
Yes, I'd post her tits but the jannies flagged the image.

>>54245755
FRC

>>54245792
Inflation will be 100x in ten years

>>54245802
I'll go with you Anon
Easier to hit on chicks in groups

>>54245811
G-d I wish that were me...

I hate my new fat gf

>>54245763
Can't tell if you're a clown, or a joker, or just an asshole. This motherfucker is talking about someone's life being ruined for having a spousea and changing his faith. Fuck that. Fuck his ideology, and fuck you for defending him on that.

>>54245763
Miko bows to jews

https://youtu.be/sXZJrpS4_44?t=71

>>54245812
Good, then it means it won't be 10x gains, but more than 150x. Inflation goes into companies pockets in the first place.

>>54245755
FRC if you want to double your money. It will be at 30 by the end of Wednesday.

when she finds out you invest only in index funds

>>54245707
It's not hard to make numbers go up. But we're not beating inflation. Have you checked out the real return of the S&P500 since 2022?

>>54245844
>std sore on her lip

like poetry

>>54245829
I'm neither chud. I'm Jewish, I don't appreciate some gook showing up in a fellow Jews life and converting him to a goy religion.
>>54245834
I'll never forgive musk for this...

BUDDY CHECK BOIL COMPUTER
SOARING LIKE AN EAGLE A FEW METERS ABOVE THE CANYON FLOOR

>>54245848
Inflation is back to the Fed's 4% no landing target, check the nowcasting projection for the next MoM, it's 0.30. Powell won.

>>54245882
Take it to /pol/ then faggot.

>>54245629
Stobbit

>>54245844
>herpes on lip
do index fund investors really?

>>54245884
To think I almost bought at 12

>>54245844
>SHE

>>54245910
Don't tell me what to do you nigger!

>>54245392
Print this out and keep it at your trading station

>>54245938
Right back at ya, Turk.

>>54245923
You too could have been having all of these baggie good times!

I just hold cash right now until I see what happens with the fed announcement.

>>54245813
thanks very much for buying my FRC shares at 18.xx... I'll get them back from you when you sell at 2/share after Jamie Dimon is done with your bussy.

>>54245964
Wow! Are you saying you actually paid your dues? Interesting

>>54245946
>I have a printer
Very much appreciated, truly.

>>54245946
saved thanks

>>54245751
I unironically am. Imagine my shame that I make no money on the market and indignify myself by earning an living via paychecks.

dubs decide what i stake 10k on

>>54246012
>dubs decide what i stake 10k on
FRC

>>54245884
This is what natgas baggies are excited about.

I seriously consider buying some though. This price level is genuinely low, historically speaking. It's still bit of a bet, we could easily see ~4 this year

>>54246012
GDXU

>he doesn't know the biggest market drops come after the fed cut

>>54246012
Nvda puts

>>54246022
>>54246012

KEK good luck!

>>54246025
This time is different, the Fed is preemptively addressing the potential black swan events before they can occur. There will never be another market crash ever again.

>>54245984
???
who are (You) quoting?
???

>>54246019
It's a lever ETF it's been getting chopped to death for 2 decades
Not gas is NOT at historically low levels

>>54246037
>>54246037
>>54246037

this pump is so fake and gay

@>Tail end of the yield curve starting to uninvert
I wanna average down now that blood is leaking onto the skeets, but I also want to abandon ship when the 2/10 corrects.

>>54246060
>fake and gay pump before FOMC
Where have we seen this before

>>54246079
One month ago?

>>54246075
Only because bond market is pricing in ZIRP next week
Wait until fomc sets their expectations straight
The yield curve will stay inverted until the fed ACTUALLY pivots

You are somewhere here.

>>54245751
This white man has a cherry blossom tree shadow falling on him. I sure hope he can breath.

>>54246079
hmm probably...... every single time before fed announcements?

>>54246051
It kind of is. It has been lower only twice in the past 10 years. To see it under 2 for a longer time, you'd have to go back all the way to the 90s

FRC will be at 30+
just two more weeks

>>54246101
lmfao

>>54246098
Wrong, because that chart doesn't have March 2023.

and just like that my gains are gone

>>54246099
The Fed does what the bond market wants, not the other way around. You midwits don't seem to grasp the way this works, the dot plot will show the rate cuts the bond market expects.

I am no longer a boil baggie

>>54246128
have you missed the bond market being MEGA WRONG this entire tightening cycle

Imagine not slurping BOIL at $4

>>54246112
Cramer is bearish on FRC

>>54246128
Oh, and when the bond market "wanted" 0.25% rates for all of 2022? Hmm? How'd that turn out?

The Fed changes interest rates according to CPI/PCE/PPI/inflation expectations and JOLTS/U3. Nothing more.

>>54245844
>an elf with herpes
Imagine living forever, with herpes.

>>54246145
thats fine I dont pay attention to him

>>54246144
imagine

>>54246144
BOIL is probably the only trade worse than buying FRC right now.

>>54246139
>>54246144

>>54246140
They were wrong when they were bearish, bears are always retarded and wrong. They are right now that they are bullish.

>>54246160
1st Boilchad

>>54245821
I'm 99% positive I'm autistic(dont want to self diagnose). Is it autistic to see it as more logical to just pay for sex rather than take a chance at getting at a women in a bar

>>54246150
Ok so the next CPI MoM is going to be 0.30 which means the Fed must start cutting now or face risk of deflation. I'm glad we agree. https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

Angry bears that want to see the world burn are mass downvoting today.

>>54246101
Not funny...

Fuck it, I bought a thousand bucks worth of VFV.TO (Canadian SPY). I consneed to the crab.

>>54246194
yes because women don't think like that and women are rarely autistic. Everything is a social transaction to them.

>You are making good progress, NVO, and I'm almost ready to approve you for portfolio removal surgery. But I need you to gain another 5 dollars in one munt.

>>54246186
I would buy some puts because Jay is going to stay the course to curb this inflation.

>>54246220
putsRnotDaWae

>>54246218
>selling your winners

> NATURAL GAS

WTFWT

>>54245946
how the fuck did you print this? i just tried and it looks like how i imagine my grandfather reads (he doesn't)

>>54245751
6 gorillion basis points jewish

>>54246218
Damn…. Forced on the diet I can’t believe I have two weeks to get a job

>>54246198
Very astute, however I'll draw your attention to literally every other element in these tables. All of them are above a 2% annual rate.

I left out "core", "sticky", "ex-housing", and "3 month annualized" BS because that inflation calculation phrase was already too long. But you should take a moment to play with the toggles here: https://www.atlantafed.org/research/inflationproject/stickyprice

Like longcat being long, sticky CPI is sticky.

FRC please go back up
I was not done scaling out...

>>54246277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUATkpMQ8A

>>54246200
No, you're just being shadowbanned and downranked by the LIBTARD algorithms.

>>54246233
It is illegal for GUSH to go below $95.
>>54245844
Reminds me of that one video of Faye Reagan going down on a girl and she has to strategically lick around the obvious herpes bumps.

>>54246270
>the 2% rate
>He isn't aware that the new target is the 4% no landing target
Oh no no no, bobo! I'm sure you'll be sucking your thumb tonight watching TheMaverickOfWallstreet and coping that you didn't miss the bottom. TheMidwitOfWallstreet isn't your friend, permabear doomer youtubers are why most of you /smg/ posters are so misinformed.

>Cramer sold FRC on Friday
WERE GOING BACK TO 40

>>54245751
So jewish I didn't even need to open a brokerage account, one simply materialized when I was born at JP Morgan and I was simply given access at the age of 16.

>>54246227
>I'm proud of NVO's progress but its condition is very serious. Even a minor recession will hurt its prospect of weight loss customers and lab results show it still hasn't controlled its P/E ratio.

>>54246232
The font is to small and hard to read or blurry?

remember last week when I kept asking if I should buy X and CLF and you all called me a gay retard etc

just wanted to let you guys know im up 5% on each of them

>Fed cuts rates
>Sign of panic, admission that their strategy was a failure. Powell looks bad.
>Fed raises rates
>Sign of inflexibility, admission that they'll stay the course regardless of conditions like the boomers they are. Powell looks bad.
25 BPIs

>>54246353
blurry, it needs to be 2 pages. the text is too fine for my shit printer.

>>54246315
OK, well I'm not going to stop you from picking up that juicy 5x payout if they hike 0bps tomorrow. Best of luck.

>>54246360
>Fed cuts rates
Bullish, pivot confirmed.
>Fed raises 25 BPs
Bullish, market consensus and already priced in. Uncertainty is removed from the market and we can now pump more.

>>54246368
Well it's poster-size you should probably take it to kinkos

>>54246355
doesn't change the fact that you're still a gay retard.

somebody bake i have a stupid image i want to post in a new thread

>>54246415
>>54246415
>>54246415
>>54246415

NEW THREAD

>>54246401
Anon, it's against the rules to post selfies.

>>54246384
Powell is clearly a pussy. If I ask myself "what would a pussy do?" a pussy would rate raises by exactly 25 basis points. Ergo Powell, being a pussy, will do exactly that.

>>54246388
or i can cut it into two pictures