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I am the ink of my printer.
Steal is my body and fraud is my blood.
I have created over a thousand bubbles.
Unknown to Debt,
Nor known to Liquidity.
Have withstood regulation to create much inflation.
Yet, those currencies will never hold value.
So as I print: Unlimited Deposit Guarantees.

>> No.54241397

>>54240454
really takes me back

>> No.54241482
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54241482

>>54240454

>> No.54241484

>>54240454
honk honk

>> No.54241798

>>54240454
Excellent haiku

>> No.54241977

>>54241798
>basedjak reaction pic
>>um sweaty that's not what a haiku

>> No.54242038

>>54240454
How will the fed give you your money back?

Its not like they'll give you a bag of cash

>> No.54242059

>>54241977
Post doubles license. Now.

>> No.54242099

>>54240454
Unlimited Print Works fits too.

>> No.54242112

Would be based if they do it. I'd rather keep my money all in Fidelity, with all my investments as well.

>> No.54242137

>>54242099
And would better fit the meme.

>> No.54242229

>>54242137
I’m a fan of the classics. Depending on how my investments go, I’ll listen to it while watching them grow.

>> No.54242713

>>54242038
They'll either give it back in an account you set up in one of the big banks after basically all the small banks are gone, or they'll give it back in the form of a CBDC

>> No.54243000

>>54242713
Man, if only there was some way to get liquidity, on demand.
Well, for now, watching them fail is amusing.

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54243048

>>54240454
>here i come bobos
>do you have enough short coverings in stock?

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54243199

>>54243000
Checked and truth

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54243396

You and this entire fucking board deserve what's coming.