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OIL

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.54239091

first

>> No.54239094
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>>54239076
First for Brough Superior SS100

>> No.54239099
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IT'S GONNA -1410-g69i5470h8540745-2350241-0
- 100000
end of day THEY'RE ALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 0 00 0 0 0000 0 00 0 0
they 000000000

>> No.54239106

Today's premarket with NVDA seems to be backing my thesis that they are pumping in anticipation of the CEOS keynote, dump incoming

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>>54239099
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.

> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm
> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

>> No.54239111

Biz told me ASTS would moon

>> No.54239122

>>54239111
No I told you it was a scamstock.

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Okay, fess up: which one of you was this?

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>>54239110
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Z E R O

Z E E E E E E E R O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

>> No.54239143
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>>54239125
I do some business with ms jane too

>> No.54239146

>>54239125
those are pajeet bots you faggot retard its the same scam pasta on every fucking crypto or stock youtube vid comment section.

>> No.54239149

>>54239106
Why did NVDA even drop as low as it did?

>> No.54239150

>>54239125
kek. I've seen this exact comment chain before with Mrs. Jane. She's the greatest trader of our times.

>> No.54239158
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>>54239146
>those are pajeet bots

>> No.54239160

>>54239125
literally every comment section about money, spammed by your regular streetshitter™
we need an Indian firewall and high VPN prices so they can't pay without starving the village. the internet will be much better, unironically

>> No.54239181
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54239181

redpill me on $BOIL

>> No.54239194

>>54239181
Don't diamond hand it for too long
>>54233954

>> No.54239197

>>54239160
We need a real-ID login system like China. It's inevitable now with AI chatbots

>> No.54239200

>DAX ripping again

holy shit this fucking market I swear

>> No.54239204

>>54239194
BOIL is 2x not 3x. If BOIL was 3x it would need to be re-balanced monthly with how crazy the swings are.

>> No.54239213

$FRC gap up

>> No.54239222

>>54239213
Buyout announced today

>> No.54239225
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Reminder: here we go again

>> No.54239233

>>54239222
>>54239213
JPM buyout at 40 dollars a share

>> No.54239248

>>54239194
yeah i'm aware that it'd be a short term play. since it gets mentioned here a bunch i looked into commodities for once and saw nat gas has taken quite a beating. just wondering now if this is a good time to get an entry in or if there's a little bit more to go before it really bottoms out.

>> No.54239253

>>54239233
Hopefully, basically break even. I'm in at ~37

>> No.54239256

>>54239233
there's no way JPM will pay above $1

>> No.54239260

>>54239253
Are you that one anon who put his entire savings into FRC

>> No.54239261

>>54239233
i got $20 puts

>> No.54239262

>>54239204
Even with it being 2x volatility decay on it is huge, and I think that was the point of the post

>> No.54239267

>>54239149
Huh? It's been running up for months now.

>> No.54239269

>>54239261
Those are worthless if they are bought you realize that

>> No.54239276

>>54239267
I meant why did it hit 125 half a year ago down from 315? Chip shortage?

>> No.54239277

>>54239260
Lol nah only got like ~750 and another ~350 in WAL

>> No.54239283

>>54239225
>It can cause serious illness and death in people who are already sick, use invasive medical devices or have long or frequent stays at health care facilities.

>About 30% to 60% of infected people have died from the yeast, though that is "based on information from a limited number of patients," the CDC said.

welp, yet another reason to avoid going to the doctor i guess.

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54239294

>ahhhh that first sip on the morning

But tell me, how are my /coffegang/ this morning?

>> No.54239295

>>54239283
Good thing most Americans don't go to the doctor to begin with

>> No.54239301

>Europe is pumping

Hold up, where's the crash niggabobo?

>> No.54239306

>>54239269
ill be fine. its a trash company

>> No.54239316

>>54239276
Uh. Someone tell him.

>> No.54239317

>>54239283
>we need an mrna vaccine for yeast!
Watch dumb fucks ignore 8th grade biology again

>> No.54239325

>>54239276
PC sales fell off, crypto shit the bed, and some of their sales to China got banned. Then AI got trendy and blew up their stock again.

>> No.54239333

>>54239225
It's just like my videogame tv show adaptation!

>> No.54239339

>>54239306
Sivb puts ended up worthless

>> No.54239345

>>54239325
Oh duh crypto mining

>> No.54239346
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>>54239294
IM GOING SLEEP

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>>54239222
Checked.

My position is healing :^)

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>>54239233
where do you get that number from

>> No.54239365

>>54239339
source? last option trades were on march 13th and it was delisted mar 9. so you could have made a lot of money regardless.

>> No.54239377

>>54239365
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brandonkochkodin/2023/03/15/retail-traders-left-hanging-as-brokers-halt-transactions-on-silicon-valley-bank-just-as-bets-are-set-to-pay-off/?sh=69c7da1f3f55

>> No.54239383

>>54239076
bond yields and stocks going up together
60/40 bros..
risk parity bros...

>> No.54239389

Investing has completely replaced video games for me.

>> No.54239404

>>54239325
>>54239276
It was more like the entire market was tanking around then.

>> No.54239417

>>54239377
lol. Guess I'm never buying puts ever if the market makers can just refuse to pay out when they get raped. What a fucking scam.

Thank god I am a Bull who only looks at good companies. The only thing I've shorted is oil companies, and only via ETFs

>> No.54239439

>>54239359
Last book value was like $75, it's way over sold right now

>> No.54239441

>>54239260
>putting your life savings into a high risk gamble

i bought 100 shares at $35. i bought another 100 shares at $15. it'll suck if i lose but obviously im putting gambling money into a gamble stock, who the fuck would bet the farm on such a risky bet?

>> No.54239444

>>54239417
Shoulda learned this shit when they turned off the buy button on gme. It's all fucking rigged

>> No.54239451
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>>54239294
i have to wake up at 4:30AM every morning and drive over an hour to and from work. i have a good tech job but sometimes i kinda want to die. but it's pretty easy, pays well, great benefits, and in 2 or 3 years i'll probably be able to move into a position with more flexibility with my hours and at least some WFH time each week. currently just working on learning and improving myself as much as possible for when that time comes because goddamn i hate this but it's literally the best opportunity i have for work so i have no choice.

>> No.54239458

>>54239444
ehhh that happens for quite a few random pump and dump stocks, and it probably saved a lot of people from losing their ass.

>> No.54239463

>>54239439
Real book value or "held to maturity" book value?

>> No.54239478

>>54239463
I have no idea I'm just parroting shit I heard on the internet lol

>> No.54239480

>>54239441
Degenerate gamblers

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do i slurp now or get priced out forever?

>> No.54239487

>>54239478
Copium to be honest

>> No.54239488

>>54239233
>>54239359
>>54239439
>>54239463
hello frens i would like to know what it is we are discussing? teach me of your secret magic numbers, i want to learn. i want to know where line going.

>> No.54239498

>>54239480
if it makes you feel any better i have a great tech career going and i max out my 401k and ESPP contributions every year. my normie retirement is fine, but YOLO so i'm at least gonna ATTEMPT to get rich while being young enough to enjoy it.

>> No.54239507

>>54239488
Put words you don't know into investopedia and read about them

>> No.54239529

>>54239463
>>54239488
https://www.gurufocus.com/term/Book+Value+Per+Share/FRC/Book-Value-per-Share/First-Republic-Bank
I honestly don't know. I'm just going off this shit I read

>> No.54239535

>>54239529
>as of Dec 2022

>> No.54239574
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>>54239488
>>54239529
See this part?
That's a 5 billion dollar loss

>> No.54239586

>>54239574
Not if the Fed's cut rates on Wednesday

>> No.54239595

>>54239586
Wew. When did we leapfrog to cutting rates? Last I heard one goldman sachs was saying they wouldn't hike rates, and that was the extreme bull case at the time.

>> No.54239599

>>54239574
Pretty sure they're supposed to be hedged against this.

>> No.54239602

>>54239451
What time do you start at being up that early. Do you go gym or something?

I'm surprised your tech job doesn't have wfh?

>> No.54239607

>>54239535
Ya like I said it's copium lol
>>54239487

>> No.54239619
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>>54239595
Daddy Musk

>> No.54239623

Can someone tell me what outcome is good for the fed. What are you guys hoping for

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buy AMD. AI is the future.

>> No.54239634

>>54239623
>fed increases rates
>banks die
bearish
>fed do nothing
>market keeps falling
bearish
>fed cut rates
>Weimar
bearish

>> No.54239636

>>54239623
Hoping they raise rates by 500 bps
Blast these zombie companies like Volcker

>> No.54239652

>>54239602
i need 2 hours minimum to get ready for work in the morning, mostly because i absolutely must take a shit before i leave my house. so, wake up at 4:30, leave at 6:30, get to work around 7:30 and work until 4 because im forced to take an unpaid half hour lunch break. then drive another hour to hour and a half home. morning commute could be longer if i left later so that's one benefit of leaving early but it still sucks. im working on trying to waive my lunch break but my boss is being a dick about it currently. again, nothing i can do for a couple of years. after that 2-3 years for my resume, though...

>> No.54239677

>>54239652
>he can take a shit in the morning
Lucky you.

>> No.54239701

>>54239636
>zombie companies
How have they even survived 5%~ rates this long

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>>54239623
>fed cut
how many 0's can fit on a 1 dollar bill, kind sir?
>fed pause
fed is panicking, lost all credibility in muh inflation fight. initial retard pump then selloff during the day
>fed 25bps
most likely outcome. too little to fight inflation, low enough that banks have a few weeks longer lifeline. crab
>fed 50bps
best outcome for inflation, even worse for long nose tribe's banking sector. deep red market

>> No.54239729

>>54239451
I go to sleep 5-7 pacific and wake up at 1. Sleep through the entire market. I'm not gonna make it..

>> No.54239739

>>54239729
Same, I just park my money into long stocks now and set alerts. It's just not feasible to stay up for the entire market day. I work from 6PM to 6AM so I just check market open for a bit before bed.

>> No.54239740

>>54239677
thanks. honestly don't know how much of it is just natural vs. how much of it i trained because i really hate taking a shit anywhere but home. i can do it, and have plenty of times, but i try to avoid it at all costs.

psyllium and coffee helps a lot, you should try it. get the psyllium in a cereal not as a supplement.

>> No.54239747

>>54239729
automate your day trading strategy and then have the computer do all the work while you sleep. learn how to code during off-market hours. do it in python probably, and use chatgpt to help you do it.

>> No.54239751

>>54239703
Good post

>> No.54239835

>>54239574
They also got $11b net debt. Basically bankrupt

>> No.54239861

See you niggas in 12 hours
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUkh9m2BorqkHJz49csCvaCXf3diCLRLl

>> No.54239876

So, we are pumping because markets expect FED to stop hiking? Why should he stop? After seeing what happened with SVB and CS-UBS, why should he stop hiking when you can easily let big banks eat the smaller ones, bypassing laws over a weekend. There's no reason to take the foot of the pedal. So tomorrow we will drop hard, cause he'll say "50 bepis"

>> No.54239892

>>54239876
>the gobernment
>letting monopolies happen

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still laughing at retail morons that never googled if they could make money on puts for companies that go bankrupt. LOL. suckers

>> No.54239908

>>54239739
Ya I work 2-10 pacific. I tell myself I'll change my schedule to get up while three still a couple hours left but I've been on this schedule for like 20 years almost.. Not looking good
>>54239747
I took one programming class in community college using python. I did well but don't remember anything from it, that was like 15 years ago

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Bobo is getting prolapsed so much I just can't stop laughing.
Double anal really must hurt. Or maybe not, he seems to like it.

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BOIL sissies...

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>>54239918
>futures

>> No.54239944

>>54239076
the boar market has begun

>> No.54239953

>>54239652
Move closer to work
Either way YGMI...Rise and Grind

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>>54239485
Buy the dip, duh

>> No.54240015

1 hour before gap up

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>>54240015
>1 hour before gap up
>This post brought to you by Goldman Sachs

>> No.54240048

>>54239125
The "Mrs Jane" scam has been huge for awhile now. I wonder if its bots making the posts or a shill team. Been interesting seeing this for the past year or so.

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>>54240015
You meant gape up. For bobo, that is.

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>>54240050
>>54240015
Give me one sec, brb

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YIELDBROS....

>> No.54240109

>>54239197
>ai can't beat a real login process
>glowniggers won't post under your real id to incriminate anyone they want
Oh you sweet summer child.

>> No.54240159

>>54239876
We are pumping because retards think that by letting banks be retarded it will stop the retards they are dealing with from being retarded.
Credit crunch on auto loans is next. There is no fixing this, 'let's just shut everything down and print money because amazon told us to' was the final act of stupidity.

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54240174

I will go all in on BOIL at open . I don't care if they manipulate it to go down even more , i just wanna be a BOILCHAD

>> No.54240173

>>54240103
What's with zigzagging every day based on no new information...

>> No.54240178
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>>54240159
its 100% that everyone is convinced the fed will pivot because the fed is pivoting. they invented a new form of QE

>> No.54240182

>>54239623
right now market thinks there's a 28% chance rates are gonna pause, the 72% is for a 25 basis point hike.

I think Jerome is a little pussy who talk a big game like a hawlk but everyone around him brow beats him into printing. My guess is a rate pause. Markets have prices a 25 basis point hike. If a pause comes in, expect some green but also some volatility as people get nervouse. But with the recent Quantitative easing, we should expect the fed will do everything in its power to keep banks from collapsing in the immediate future.

>> No.54240195

>>54239876
>easily let big banks eat the smaller ones
Yeah while destroying billions of dollars for share and bond holders. That's not a great solution, and they still have to print money for that emergency credit line to the UBS

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>>54240182
>I think Jerome is a little pussy who talk a big game like a hawlk but everyone around him brow beats him into printing.
He fucked up so hard being a little bitch and waiting to raise rates

>> No.54240275

Great another day another time for me to get heemed

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54240276

>>54240103
rate hikes on the menu

>> No.54240286

>>54240211
You Mark my words, Jerome will hand JP morgan a blank fucking check to buy FRC in the worst case scenario.

>> No.54240287

>>54240195
It's not great for you or me, or other small investors. It is great for the Fed though. They love "using their tools."

>> No.54240292

>>54240276
At least I can enjoy that increased interest rate after all my sold calls are assigned because the nigger faggot feds decided to reverse everything done to date and pump trillions of dollars back into system to save retarded bankers at the expense of everybody else. Can't say I'm a big fan of this "socialize the losses but privatize the gains" bollocks.

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>>54240174
>all in
No, hold some averaging down liquidity if you are dumb enough to join us in this pool of presently freezing cold water.

>> No.54240302

Will my $9.5 LYFT puts print by Friday bros

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>futes

>> No.54240308

>>54240287
IDK anon it sounds pretty great for me, I'm gonna sell puts on market open, and Jerome Powell is going to print me some money for lunch.

>> No.54240318
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54240318

>GME earnings call today
whats the chance of blood?

>> No.54240323

Should I just sell SOXS and go full degenerate gambler with FRC?

>> No.54240339

>>54240287
It will still end up being inflationary because the size of the bailout will end up being way bigger than the amount of credit destroyed in the deal. So not really good for them either

>> No.54240375

>>54240178
>we don't need a fire extinguisher!
>we can just piss on the fire!
Everyone is hoping that the party isn't over, but they are wrong and will end up one of those pathetic people addicted to drugs in their forties.

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Everyone who's posted itt is going to make it

>> No.54240385

>>54240318
I think the better question is whether you invested in suicide hotline stocks
>>54240323
That's literally what I'm doing. It's not really degenerate desu. If you read case analysis this is a lock, i just hope that the market is willing to buy my puts on open. It seems a little too bullish pre-market.
>>54240339
Nah, the credit destruction will be larger. Banks are going to be holding what they can to avoid falling over. Getting inflation down isn't hard, it's just painful. And the fed knows to prioritize bank solvency above everything else.

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>>54240379

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>>54240375
the best part is they just needed to raise rates earlier. Inflation got to 5% in half a year and then they still waited a full year for it to hit 7.5% before doing anything

this stupidity is exactly how we get decades long crabs

>> No.54240405

>>54240287
https://youtu.be/TMHCw3RqulY

>> No.54240407
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54240407

>markets pumping because la goblina judia said everything's fine nothing to worry about
every day we're reaching peaks of denial that i didn't imagine possible. bulltards are going to hold on until it kills them

>> No.54240410
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54240410

I hate you people.

>> No.54240414

>>54240385
I feel like it's going to tank the nanosecond we open when I buy

>> No.54240416

>>54240397
I wonder how hard I'll laugh at all the bagholders buying banks right now.

>> No.54240418

>>54240407
listen it's quite simple how to make money on the stock market. you buy stocks until it turns green, simple as. only retard bobos care about timing the market and praying markets act rationally (lol they dont)

>> No.54240424

>>54240416
not as much as my smug ass tilting towards reits

>> No.54240438
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54240438

>>54240393
especially (you)

>> No.54240471

>>54240424
you realize REITS are linked to the same collapse from interest rates that banks are right? or is this some advanced joke here

blackrock already had to stop their own bank run on their fund and people can't sell their REIT lol

>> No.54240475

>>54240385
Fuck it. It's do or die. Can't wait to hit 10 dollars eod for my reality check

>> No.54240477

>>54240407
When that beautiful jewess tells me she's about to print 2 trillion dollars of wagie's money and use it to stabilize the banking sector, I'll buy it. Simple as. If you hate free money, that's your decision.

>> No.54240480
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>>54240305
The best white President the US has ever had.

>> No.54240489

-1.5% day

>> No.54240496
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54240496

Autolysing.

>> No.54240497

Wtf is going on

>> No.54240507
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54240507

Yesterday I posted that Canadian Solar were about to hold their Q3. I didn't buy becaus I read /smg/. Now it's up almost 9% premarket. Literally never going to make it if I keep on accepting advice from /smg/.

>> No.54240512

>>54240475
>Fuck it. It's do or die.
It's really not. Don't get over excited. It looks like a profitable opportunity considering previous bank crisis cases. But don't put in enough money to stress over it.

>> No.54240515

Should I 5k into KO or bonds this week?

>> No.54240521

>>54240507
damn bro 10% on a shit tier company you could have been rich

>> No.54240522

>>54240512
Well I'm being overdramatic I know the risks

>> No.54240523
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54240523

>>54240471
Not true. After the financial crisis the industry moved towards mostly fixed rate debt which makes them immune to raising interest rates. And even then the average duration for the industry is 9 years which means the few variable rate debt they do have is pushed off to the long term.

And then of course you have to remember how reits function. Half of their funding is from equity options. They raise money by selling shares to then use those funds to buy property, whose rent then goes to pay the stock holders.

>> No.54240529
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54240529

Woah what in the hell are these futures?

>> No.54240540
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54240540

>>54240507
You could have been up 20% if you bought the FRC dip

>> No.54240550

>>54240507
I've seen pre markets up 20% that died at -10% by market close. That pre-market shit has almost no volume. It's not real. Honestly most traders don't even seem to fucking show up till lunch time.

>> No.54240554

>>54240489
Doubt it. Smells like a crab day to me

>> No.54240555

>>54240523
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/blackrock-halts-withdrawals-from-3-5-billion-uk-property-fund-1.1865696

yep sure seems healthy. get rugged nigga

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54240558

>>54240523
>>54240471
also the debt ratio is historically low, the companies that got fucked hard by 2008 actually remembered and didn't do it again

its almost like when you bail out companies like the banks there is no incentive to change

>> No.54240568

>>54240529
EUR/USD

>> No.54240577

>>54240555
again, you can't use blackrock as an example. It's not public equity hence why they can block you from taking money out

also they are the most jew company in the world and know they can get a bailout

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>>54240540
I see that you're trying to lure other people to join you in misery now kek

>> No.54240581
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54240581

>NVDA is going back to ATH by next month

>> No.54240584

>>54240397
In their defense, and as someone who admittedly has an only rudimentary understanding of the economics, their initial assumption that it was transitorily rooted in the post COVID supply chain issues and would work itself out as that corrected makes decent enough sense to me. Though I am also somewhat aware of the stimulus factors at play, which *should* have been relatively countered by the business shut down losses, but it seems there was a lot of advantage taken in cases where it wasn't actually needed as well. I still think supply chain issues have played the greater part, overall, but as that worked out, the prices have remained inflated by the sellers attempting to hold onto the margins. We are all having to be punished in order to force their hands to some degree.

>> No.54240595

>>54240580
Delete this

>> No.54240603

https://youtu.be/vpHX0LCM5cg
The recession isn't priced in based on current multiples according to this nerd

>> No.54240605
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54240605

>>54240568
Fuckin yuros.

>> No.54240617

>>54240577
Real estate is not the play. How can you do a roll-up estate company with higher interest rates when nobody wants to lease your shitty office spaces? Residentials have some regulatory risk for corporations too. Plenty of places are banning corporations owning single family homes. Datacenter REITs maybe.
>>54240581
Yeah I missed the boat on that one. I thought it was insanely overvalued even at 120 though. I am very tempted to short it with NVDS at this point.

>> No.54240639
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54240639

>>54240584
>In their defense, and as someone who admittedly has an only rudimentary understanding of the economics, their initial assumption that it was transitorily rooted in the post COVID supply chain issues and would work itself out as that corrected makes decent enough sense to me.
understandable but they knew that they just increased the money supply by 25% in two years
25% of all dollars in existence made in only two years, the global currency reserve
yeah no shit we had inflation coming
>>54240617
because most reits are industrial and infrastructure
farming and timber contribute more than office

>> No.54240640

Anyone watching money grandma talk today? What is she supposed to say?

>> No.54240654
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54240654

>According to the CME FedWatch tool, market expectations for a half a percentage point rate hike at the March 21-22 Fed meeting doubled to 70% in no time.
When are interest rates going to be announced anons? I know it's tomorrow but don't know at what time exactly.

>> No.54240672

>>54240654
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/calendar

>> No.54240673

>>54240477
and that's why you'll lose money. that's how stupid bulls are, they can't make money until we have a crash. bulls lost lots of money last year

>> No.54240675

>>54240584
>transitory
That was political nonsense. At first they denied inflation existed. Then they claimed it was transitory. Then they claimed it wasn't that bad. Now it's "under control"
Part of inflation is self fulfilling so I understand trying to minimize its obvious effects on NPC brains. That doesn't mean you have to buy the bullshit.

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>> No.54240686
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54240686

>>54240672
Thanks anon, bookmarked.

>> No.54240688
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54240688

HOLY SHIT SOXL BROS WERE FUCKEN BACK

>> No.54240697

>>54240581
I kinda doubt this, it's just AI hype and the crazy thing is Nvidia isn't the best AI play, people like this pajeeta have somehow convinced a lot of people to throw billions at this. https://youtu.be/Rw5YkumCMrw
If you listen to her, you'll notice how superficial her thesis sounds.
It's screaming overbought, look at the Bollinger band and the RSI and then compare that to the market, and also the big AI keynote by the CEO happens in 3h, my feeling is it will start to dump around then.
There's just something off about it. I'm surprised others haven't noticed.

>> No.54240701

>>54240688
I told him he’s a fuckup and he transferred me

>> No.54240707

FRC 15.68 at open, 21.21 for the daily high, and 11.50 at close

>> No.54240712

Buying Wisdomtree Natural Gas 3X Daily Leverage was one of the worst decissions I made in past few months. Good thing it's just 1% of my portfolio but still, having a 27% loss on a single trade hurts.

>> No.54240717
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54240717

>futures

>> No.54240736

>>54240029
What is this thing and why is it allowed to reproduce?

>> No.54240738

>>54240673
>that's how stupid bulls are, they can't make money until we have a crash.
This makes you sound like a retard saying this.
>bulls lost lots of money last year
this makes you sound like fucking chatgpt
>and that's why you'll lose money.
seethe and cry about it some more.
>>54240682
Not out of the question. All that means is that some juicy vol will spike, and then in the next month markets will transition from fear to greed.

>> No.54240740

Bank failures are bullish, blood green today

>> No.54240750
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54240750

>Todays

>> No.54240757

The other thing that is off about NVDA and the market/QQQ more generally is how low VIX is and how the banking crisis seems kind of a big problem but somehow tech is a good safe haven?
Um, lol. Lmao.
Be fearful when others are greedy.

>> No.54240759

>>54240740
>Bank failures
Uncapped debt ceiling and bailouts to all!!
If this works- how come no one on earth = has been doing it this consistently whole time?

>> No.54240766
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54240766

HOLY SHIT CHEETOMAN IS GETTING ARRESTED TURN ON THE TV TURN IT ON
MARKETS ARE PUMPING

>> No.54240769
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54240769

>>54240529
Nooooo. You can’t make her white. This is going too far.

>> No.54240785
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54240785

>4 months of balance sheet reduction down the drain
I hate the FED and hate niggers

>> No.54240801

just bought a bunch of computer components to front-run hyperinflation. any other nonstandard asset ideas for the impending bullshit?

>> No.54240805
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54240805

CANADA CPI (YOY) (FEB) ACTUAL: 5.2% VS 5.9% PREVIOUS; EST 5.4%

>> No.54240804
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54240804

>>54240785
>4 months
those are rookie numbers- you need to pump those numbers up! We talking systematic bailouts.
>Never a red day again

>> No.54240807

did you faggots buy the call options on the XLF like I told you?

>> No.54240819
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54240819

>>54240807
Uhhh...

>> No.54240820

>>54240807
Nope, I got all my cash locked in local trans-friendly bar bonds. I would buy XLF otherwise, sorry Baggie.

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54240832

>>54240769
>someone edited out the nose ring

>> No.54240833
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54240833

>>54240807
No. You're like Jim Cramer with less charisma.

>> No.54240840

wow i wake up and suddenly everything is hard in green. this always happens when i want something

>> No.54240844

>>54240832
Smoking a huge spliff run I am so stressed about losing my money

>> No.54240845

I hate jewish people so much its unreal

>> No.54240866

>>54240845
wow dude what did they ever do to you
don't answer that

>> No.54240874

>>54240845
I hate anyone posting Serena in /smg/ so much it is unreal. Not because I am an incel, but because she's really not that cute and it reeks of an astroturfing campaign by a media agency. And if it isn't and it's just coomer simping that's even more embarrassing. I filter everyone that does it for the duration of the thread.

>> No.54240894

>>54240522
Just don't jump into this at the +20% premarket price trying to chase the tail.

>> No.54240893
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54240893

>>54240874
Yeah, it doesn't help that those posters usually have 10+ posts about coomer shit and 0 about finance.

>> No.54240906
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54240906

>>54240874
Boomer here, I'll drown it out with Alizée posting.

>> No.54240916
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54240916

> premarket

BOILsisters really got boiled fr but that won't stop me from going all in BOIL

>> No.54240915
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54240915

>>54240529
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2QCecWuOC18&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
I DON'T EAT
I DON'T SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOU
YOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR SPELL
YOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR SPELL
YOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR SPELL

All that I wanted was a little touch,
A little tenderness and truth, I didn't ask for much, no
Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time
Miss Atomic Bomb

>> No.54240917

>>54240844
You should try to focus on not losing money instead of using hard drugs like marijuana.

>> No.54240926

>>54240874
I think they should keep posting more food truck hoe. Keeps the thread fresh.

>> No.54240941
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54240941

>>54240926
I think whoever keeps making the filters reset on a daily basis at 4channel HQ needs to get kicked in the balls until they explode because I'm tired of having to re-filter your tripcode.

>> No.54240948
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54240948

>>54240906
Heh, yeah 2003 was the good ol' days. GIFs were lower quality. You had to work for them.

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54240955

>>54240874
>How about this crack had i found?
This one has a its going to get real and im ok with it face

>> No.54240958

>>54239599
Checked.

And key words: "Supposed to be". These ass holes haven't done their due diligence on anything. What makes you think they've hedged this correctly?

>> No.54240984

Not even multiple high profile bank failures can wake up this fake and gay market, central bankers just keep bowing down to the QUI and injecting more liquidity into a hyperinflating economy.

>> No.54240986

>>54240941
I think the reason you don't see anything relating to finance is because you filter my posts. Had you seen my post regarding XLF yesterday you could have made some decent ROI just with this one simple trick, but you prefer to stay angry than actually collect that ROI.

>> No.54240989

>>54240874
>she's really not that cute
This is just objectively wrong you subhuman incel

>> No.54240993
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54240993

>AI AI AI AI AI AI WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AI? POMP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54240994

boil dumping again

>> No.54241000

did i buy the bottom in FRC

>> No.54241002
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54241002

>>54240941
that's weird, i never have any problems with it

>> No.54241003
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54241003

>>54240984
it woke up the market 3/7 - 3/10, but now it's time for healing

>> No.54241015

>>54241002
I'm on there at least three times, what do I win?

>> No.54241033

>>54241002
Buy XLF faggot.

>> No.54241036

>>54241002
It consistently resets for me every 24 hours, it's very frustrating. Sometimes the settings menu looks completely different too.

>> No.54241037

oof boil under $4

>> No.54241041
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54241041

NVDA
If you were in doubt that this is a pending rugpull

>> No.54241046

>>54241003
>3/7 - 3/10
>the market momentarily stirs before going back to dreaming about sky high trannypumps, infinite QE and the total extermination of the middle class
Nice waking up, Powell will go down in history as the biggest cuck who put the final nail in the golden age's coffin and enabled humanity's total enslavement.

>> No.54241049

>>54241037
Isn't the current thing to make oil and gas companies go bankrupt in the name of ESG?

>> No.54241056

>>54241037
Yep, it's doing some dipping around in there now.

>> No.54241065
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54241065

>>54241046
>the final nail in the golden age's coffin and enabled humanity's total enslavement.

>> No.54241068

>>54240941
stop clearing your cookies
anyways, how do y'all think camera lenses would do in a hyperinflationary situation? just trying to think of something outside the box

>> No.54241076

>>54241068
What's the play? GPRO? Sounds fucking retarded to me.

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54241087

>>54240178
So like QE, but with more steps?

>> No.54241091

>>54240874
I like to Selina post right before I bestow my superior wisdom in this thread. That way the filtering fags don’t get the benefits of my knowledge and years of experience.

>> No.54241102

>>54241037
I’m debating if I should just eat my losses and rebuy later.

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54241103

>>54240804
>*Inflation goes slightly down*
>Its over, back to QE
Anons in the future will study this and call the FEDs actions, niggerlike behavior. And JPOW as the BIG NIGGER

>> No.54241123

>>54241102
consider never buying it again

>> No.54241127

>>54241102
I would eat Selena's ass and buy more.

>> No.54241143
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54241143

Face it, he has great market and economic commentary.

>> No.54241146

FRC cheapies???

Slurp it

>> No.54241154

women owe me sex and stocks owe me gainz.

>> No.54241156

>>54241146
I purchased 1,000 DPST shares yesterday that are already pumping. I'll be going to Thailand for a Summer long fuck fest in just a few months. NEVER listen too perma bear doomers. You WILL lose money.

>> No.54241161

>>54241143
He's a normie faggot that repeats whatever you see on MSM, but with a slightly edgy spin to makes you feel like he's not repeating whatever you see on MSM

>> No.54241163

>>54241049
How does this make an oil company go bankrupt? If the pensions don’t want to invest in the life blood of the world then that just leaves more for the rest of us.

>> No.54241171

>>54241154
Nice

>> No.54241173

>>54241102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

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>>54241143
he seems pretty reasonable and definitely not posting doom porn for the schizos

>> No.54241183

>>54241163
It's not just the pension funds, it's going to be part of the bank bailouts to make the oil and gas companies unable to have access to capital, and they're already making it next to impossible to open new exploration efforts.

>> No.54241208

>>54240941
Just a guess but it’s most likely you causing this. Is your internet catch being cleared daily? Also buy oil and don’t be gay.

>> No.54241229

>>54241076
more like cannon, but i'm not japanese, so maybe sony

>> No.54241235
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54241235

>>54241177
I hate those youtube grifters so much

>> No.54241248
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54241248

>>54241177
i hate how well the shitty thumbnail + clickbait title + 15 minutes of vague bullshit formula works

>> No.54241262

>everyone capitulating on BOIL

I'm gonna slurpppppppppp

>> No.54241267
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54241267

>>54241235

>> No.54241276
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54241276

>US banks failing
Is now the time to giga long Canadian Banks?

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54241287

>>54241235
more

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54241290

>>54241267
>goodbye
>I'm back
did he leave and come back within a day and made two (2) videos out of this?

>> No.54241292
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54241292

>>54241267
>why i'm leaving youtube
>continues regularly uploading videos months after

>> No.54241295

>>54241276
>Canadian banks
Everything that has anything to do with that country in any capacity is utter dogshit and you will get what you deserve (massive losses until you have nothing) if you have anything to do with them.

>> No.54241296
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54241296

> BOIL

S-L-U-R-P THE DIP!

>> No.54241301
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54241301

>>54241235
3 simple grifts

>> No.54241302

>>54241208
I do regularly clear my cache and cookies, interesting that that's what's causing it. Oh well, I'll just keep redoing the filters.

>> No.54241306

>>54241262
I bought at 6.3 and never selling until it goes back up to AT LEAST 7 dollars again. I could be holding it until next winter for all I care I am never going to sell these bags until then.

>> No.54241311

>>54241262
>capitulating
No ma'am. Hard core fearing, yes, but prepared to slurp more when I think the bottom is in.

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>>54241287
>>54241267
I hope all normies, who watch those videos, short the market so that we get a repeat of 2022 generational dip

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>>54241235
avoid

>> No.54241318

>>54241301
that mf only owns one shirt

>> No.54241321

>>54241295
Canadian banks survived 2008 pretty well.

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>>54241295
Cope doomer. Leafs always win
>never been bailed out
>stronger regulations
>fresh immigrants every single year to pump those mortgages up
>they can't default because the government covers their balance
Yeah I'm thinking 250 EOY

>> No.54241324

>>54241301
>not posting Greg mannarino

What are you a newfag or something? If you want doomer porn Greg is top notch. His message is pretty confused though because he constantly talks about the collapse of America and mass starvation before telling people to buy QQQ

>> No.54241328

>>54241314
Hey man leave Peter alone, he was right in the past 3 days. He predicted this everyday for the past 10 years and it finally happened!

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>>54241235
two more weeks until greatest depression

>> No.54241334

>>54239225
If you ever played pandemic you know fungus goes no where

>> No.54241338

>>54239261
gl retard

>> No.54241354

I'm going to let you all in on a secret. Pretty much all five year economic modelling assumes establishment of monopolies in most consumer staples and many industrial sectors. How governments of the day deal with that political football is completely unknown, but it is at the highest intervals of confidence that current and mid-term economic factors, regulatory reform and monetary policies will lead to the birth of monopolies. It's already happening. Apply a bit of critical thinking and do with this information what you will.

>> No.54241358

>>54239451
Are you saving money?
You could probably apply now and get a better job

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>>54241235

>> No.54241362
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Fucking kek. The guardians of world finance, everybody.

https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgans-nickel-bags-turned-out-to-filled-with-stones-2023-3

>> No.54241367

>>54241360
>>54241333
>>54241314
>>54241301
>>54241287
>>54241267
>>54241177
These are hilarious. Post more.

>> No.54241370

>>54241362
Interesting…. Bros….. how do I get a new Roth IRA? Can I have multiple?

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>>54241306
Same, I am simply not selling

I know I know

I'm just not lol

>> No.54241375

And of course, I think this bring sthe question, what other forms of fatal attractions exist? If an animal can be baited into getting eaten by a clear predator, are there other self-destructive behaviors? Of course there are, rabies, for instance causes a lack of fear and strong aggression. The question arises, I believe, how safe are the current cures for parasites, and how often can a person safely take a parasite cleanse like ivermectin before they risk other bodily tissues.
Thanks for this vid!
>>https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

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>>54241333
>muh freakshow
>muh bidenstein
>muh GHOUL

>> No.54241380

>>54241362
>literally bagholding

>> No.54241383

>>54241362
who is the madlad who heisted 1.3m in nickels.

>> No.54241386

>>54241362
those are some valuable stones. what kind of tard does not check the thing they buy?

>> No.54241392

Globo-homo wins again. I just hope I get to see all the browns and fags starve

>> No.54241395

>>54241354
Sounds like a lead up to war and de-facto nationalization with a capitalist slant and government funding. Kinda figured that's what was happening.

>> No.54241399

>>54241301
Gammon is pretty good, he is a bear and he clickbaits a lot but he's not stupid, the content of his videos is solid

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>>54241367
>>54241235

>> No.54241407

>>54241362
this is africa-tier

>> No.54241412

>>54241362
lmao, maybe those PMG and silver ends the F.E.D. fags are onto something. What if all the silver they claim to have is actually just a bunch of rocks.

>> No.54241418

Anyone else lose everything cause they listened to bears on here?

>> No.54241432

>>54241412
>maybe
Imagine still saying "maybe" on silver in March 2023

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>>54239076
It has been a while since I have seen an oil thread.

>> No.54241433

>>54241418
No. When I'm bearish I just hold cash. Can't lose money if you don't gamble on puts.

>> No.54241435

>>54241418
nah i learned my lesson by listening to the bears in 2009-2010. including this guy >>54241333

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>>54239225
fungus amongus.

>> No.54241456

>>54241451
>>54241451
>>54241451
>>54241451
new thread

>> No.54241459

>>54240697
HE YOOO DIS NIGGER TRADIN' BOLLINER BANDS!

>> No.54241461

>>54241401
That's not even clickbait, read nigga. He's a real estate guy, he's pretty good too.

>> No.54241462

>>54241401
>>54241360
>>54241333
>>54241314
>>54241301
>>54241287
>>54241267
>>54241177

There is an Indian group that make these videos talking about China, they are so funny. Just thick accent Indians talking mad shit on china twice a week. kinda funny

>> No.54241464

>>54241418
>market has crabbed +/-2% for over a week
>you lost everything

How? Why do you faggots buy short dated shit

>> No.54241470

>>54241376
>>54241324
>What are you a newfag or something?
get on my level.
I've probably watched 98%+ of all of the mannarino videos over the past five years.
he's a great indicator if you are in tune with how to interpret his babble.
basically most of the ones I posted can serve as an indicator, if you know how to interpret it.

>> No.54241476

>>54241449
lol this fag sold tlt at bottom in October hahahaha

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>>54241376
I admit I watched skeletor in 2021 and even bought GS when he recommended it at $400. At some point he started inviting crypto astrologist to his show on weekends (dude was literally doing astrology and other types of schizo shit to predict crypto movements). Made me realize how retarded I am for tuning in to his shit.

>> No.54241480

>>54241435
>2008
>market dumps 60%
>proceeds to listen to bears the year after

Not our fault you're braindead

>> No.54241483

>>54241312
Doesn't this mean retail was correct?

>> No.54241496

>>54241401
This one doesn't look that bad. At least it has no clickbait miniatures with flames all over them.

>> No.54241507

>>54241380
kek

>> No.54241510

>>54241480
yep, it was my first time playing in the markets. i'm rich now so it's all good :)

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>> No.54241548

>>54241362
>Buying nickel bags and not dime bags
NGMI

>> No.54241561

>>54241449
How can a person have such a "half life 2" face irl!?
How is this even possible?

>> No.54241572

>>54241370
Just open one; the contribution limits are across all of your IRAs.

>> No.54242911

>>54239106
Holy fucking shit I just sold my soxs for soxl cause I thought nvidia was going to pump. What in the ever loving fuck?

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