/biz/ - Business & Finance

didnt look at the market today but let me quess, it was another crab day?

It’s happening tomorrow

ESG more like ESpee

All this FRC cope. I can't bear it.

I don't respect women, jews, or minorities.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

Taylor Swift is just normal looking

Citibank still holding my LUKOY

I love women so much it's unreal.

>banks became even more powerful
how do jews keep getting away with it?

God hates tripfags

Please stop with those anti-semitic questions.

Is KOLD anon here? Is it the right time to slurp nat gas? I sold kold a mounth ago and seeing brapgas this low gave me an urge to buy BOIILL

So what price are we slurping FRC? We're going sub $15. Is now the time to buy?

>>54227924
Its some ukraine shit

He will give another 100 billion

i love how the first 20 or 30 posts are just people getting out their spergies built up from the last thread

>>54227943
I WISH normal was plain Jane sticc blondes.

>>54227920
Yap. So boring that the last thread was tainted by a bunch of orbiters, avatarfaggots and tripfaggots drooling over mutt females. Only exciting thing today is FRC once again exploding, and basically you're missing nothing.

>>54227975
i'm beginning to think someone spent the time and effort to make an autist spam bot

>>54227965
5 bucks

>>54227972
>fire up the printer jack! Ukraine needs 100billion to fight putins price hikes!

lets be real, FRC is down today on literally no news

>>54227965
hell nah. Sh1t is gonna get bought out at 5/share. Day trading stock ONLY

>>54227965
Go all in its a guaranteed 2x

>>54227998
You really think it goes that low?

>>54227965
They're going bankrupt.

>>54227940
BASED

>>54227975
The fuck else can a man do in such a turbocrab market?

>>54228005
this but unironically

>>54227925
lmaogottem

>>54227941
But do they respect you doe?

Im sincerely worked that hyperinflation and weimamerica will soon be here. What are my best options to maintain wealth in such a case. Not stocks but physical assets. Maybe keep some in stocks but most into assets in case stocks don't pull their weight all that well or a fast one is pulled and all the stockholders are 0'd out and the company gets all their shares bsck.

>>54228019
i've never been attracted to a man before but damn

>>54227963
>not already being a BOIL baggie
NGMI

>>54228034
I hope not, I really hope they do not.

Oil bros.......... Are we back?

>>54228010
I don't know I don't really care about it

>>54228019
My wife said she would be ok with me fucking shakira but not Taylor swift cause she thinks Taylor swift is ugly

>>54228038
Our tastes in life change, anon. Why, I was never into pits and feet, but here we are.

The solution for FRC and Ukraine is obvious.
FED loans 100billion to FRC at 0%
FRC loans that 100billion to Ukraine at 6%

>>54227906
Rate my boomerfolio anons
>40% VTI
>20% TD Bank
>30% cash
>10% for option plays

>>54228038
You can suck on another mans dick and not be gay now.

>>54228035
buy toyota tacomas
for some reason my local dealers are selling 2016s with 150,000+ miles for $35,000

I am financially bamboozled.

>>54227963
>>54228052
Excuse me, the EU just said they'll keep their 15% demand reduction in place. That means demand from weather and industry disappears forever and ever.

>>54227999
>giving artillery and main battle tanks to banks will save the economy

>>54228064
Your wife likely feels threatened by Swift, but not Shakira. Curious.

>>54228069
someone put this man on the F.E.D. board of directors

>>54228035
Weimerica has been here since 2020. It's banking scams all the way down.

>>54228000
He bought?

>>54227906
WOW I LOVE WATCHING MY LIFE SAVINGS DWINDLE AWAY INTO FUCKING NOTHING! THANKS JEROME POWELL AND THE DEMOCRATS!!!! PARTICIPATING IN A GLOBAL ECONOMY IS AMAZING!

How the fugg did oil recover so hard? Fugg, I missed the dip AGAIN. I can't watch the market during my job since it actually requires attention... just slurp every dip on oil stocks because of their massive buyback programs which means they always bounce back. Ez money

>>54228000
There's literally no news that can prevent FRC sliding to zero.

>>54228069
excellent plan. hope you tell Yellen this.

>>54227729
Let me be clear, this is financial advize, because I am your female broker, and I have the keys to your safe deposit box. You gave them to me last week.
If that's unclear, abort, immediately.

>>54228083
FUCK YEAH PUMP MY GD BAGS

>>54228035
*worried

>no no, relax, we're simply allowing the free market to do what it does. it's not a MANDATE.

>>54228019
Short SBUX and SLV?

>>54227965
The market is probably guessing correctly that theyre dead in the water. Otherwise why the need for the stock sale and such when they just got $30 billion in deposits.

>>54228083
I mean, maybe. If the banks have military might, the won’t collapse.
>Might=Right

Why did you retards hold FRC

>>54228035
it worked as worried. don't doubt your subconscious before you reconsider.

>>54228094
Uh oh, looks like somebody's house just became front of the line to be confiscated and given to a transgender immigrant.

I'm an indecisive bitch so I will try a strategy of placing limit orders for 1 share of SPY every 5 dollars down.

>>54228056
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/OPEC-Secretary-General-Calls-For-Coordination-Between-Oil-Exporting-Countries.html

anyone who puts a penny above employer match into a retirement plan they don't control would have to be fucking retarded

>>54228121
I didn’t! I sold at a healthy loss of 2%! I’m getting better at this trading thing

>>54228085
>>54228064
Taylor is a skinny girl with no ass and no personality. Shakira is that latin hotblood. You should be glad your wife has good taste in your infidelity anon.

>>54228137
>a retirement plan they don't control
wut?

>>54228097
It's already been safeguarded from going to zero. Worst case scenario another bank buys them out

>>54228056
Doubt

>>54228147
I didn't say Shakira was unattractive. I was commenting on the "inverse women" technique.

>>54228077
>forever and ever
for now

>tfw buying LYLT
Heh, see ya l8r nerds

>>54228147
>Taylor is a skinny girl
Have you 23 and me'd that shit?
Do you have personal gynecological. experiences with the entity known as Swift?

I'm patient.

STRIKE FROM BEHIND AND KNOCK ME TO THE GROUND

KICK ME WHILE IM DOWN
STAB ME IN THE BACK YOU BASTARDS
RIP MY HEART OUT OF CHEST

>anons will lose money gambling on non-kosher banks
>in the meantime QCOM keeps going up
I tried

I shorted

>>54228153
401ks are pretty limited on funds you can buy I think is what he means.

>>54228153
Target date mutual funds only. Thankfully my fidelity plan lets me buy their other mutuals that mirror the major indexes.

>>54228137
these retirement plans just invest in woke ESG shit and you should wait until they don't have to allocate the capital to woke shit like ESL minorities, homosexuals and the newest climate change fad.

>>54228191
all semiconductor related stocks are up

>>54228169
>after a 100% run up
Never change /smg/

How many days until FRC is delisted? I'm guessing 3.

>>54228191
Thoughts on AVGO? I want to swap my MU for either of those.

>>54228209
bout tree fiddy to be exact

>>54228011
The daughter looks vaguely familiar

Holy fuck, that volume on nat gas.

>>54228184
BITE MY LIP AND CLOSE MY EYES
TAKE ME AWAY TO PARADISE

>>54228082
i found it

When is small cap a good idea? I see that the Russell 2000 is the closest to the October lows out of the major indexes currently.

>>54228011
what the fr*ck is this pic real!?

...so go 100% FRC right fellas?

>>54228223
I thought she looks more like Biden's new press secretary. Kareem Abdul-EBT

>>54228225
where are you watching?

can i not get hired for a drug test for pot in a recreational state? wtf man

>>54228257
Literally any futures data source with a volume chart.

>>54228056
Yes. Goldman just turned bearish and Buffet is stacking OXY like it's no tomorrow.

>>54228203
I only know that QCOM is taking over audio, bluetooth, smartphone market. Broadcom and Micron are little bit different beasts.

>>54228251
That bitch is not the stone that the builder refused.

>>54228258
Depends, some employers don't even bother anymore because they can't find people that don't smoke weed. If you're getting an especially prestigious job then you'll be out of luck I doubt they'll ever do that.

Rate my "anti lose my wealth to currency collapse portfolio" that doesnt even exist atm
50% in shiny rocks buried in discrete locations in 5 other countries (mine not included)
25% in btc split amongst 2 paper wallets buried in yet another 2 countries in discrete locations (mine not included yet again, remember the usa confiscated peoples gold, cant confiscate it when its not even in the country in the first place lel)
15% in high quality furniture, gpu's, and nintendo switches
5% cash
5% on upro 2026 buy calls (in case stocks outcompete hyperinflation)

>>54228276
ok, and how does one determine what to make of the meaning of the volume in and of itself?

>>54228208
>>54228282
Micron's CEO is literally a foreign agent.

>>54228298
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/volume.asp

>The Charles Schwab Corporation (SCHW)
>56.41 +0.00 (+0.00%)

There's only one Biden press SEXretarty for me.

>>54228276
Oh shit, I do see that spiking under the dip.

>>54228298
>Pump off high volume
A real pump
>Pump off low volume
Pajeet scam

>>54228303
So...does that mean MU counts as international exposure in my portfolio?

>>54228246
>had buy order at $11.50
missed it by 2 cents

>>54228326
It means it's at extreme risk of suddenly and unexpectedly crashing due to massive scandals. The C-suite is extremely sketchy.

>>54228180
Steady as she goes

>>54228157
False. FRC received 30b in FDIC insured deposits from systemically important banks.
Pure posturing to momentarily alleviate bank run fears and prop their own books while they hedge against what comes next.

FRC equity is still fucked. All these recent events have done is raise awareness that keeping large deposits uninsured yielding 0% is retarded when you can buy t-bills for 4%+. Talk to your boomer relatives to understand what's really going on now. After 1 year of lazy complaints about inflation, the people are waking up and taking control of their savings.

It will get worse before it gets better, and FRC is the first domino in line left to fall. Talks of equity infusions are starting. None of this will happen at uneconomic values. With fair value at zero, it'll have to be a bankruptcy bailout.

>>54228316
>job of professional liar
Dunno why we even have the press secretary.

>>54228237
Holy based literally what the fuck. Fuck this hoe, /lit/ once again proving they're based beyond belief despite the thin larp veneer of white knighting.

>>54228305
Yes, I understand the essentials of this, but I mean with regard to specifically what is going on with natural gas, the real world underlying fundamentals of why there would suddenly be that spike in volume.

>>54228365
For lying, duh.

>>54228316
All I remember her doing was pretending she didnt know stuff or blatantly lying/dodging questions. Idk why she was thought of as good at the job.l all she did was annoy me that I tuned her out and was suspicious she was trying to trick me (which is why I tuned her out)

>>54228322
hmmm.

>>54228316
>those crazy eyes
>that soulless look
Verification not required.

>First Republic's balance sheet size is very similar to Silicon Valley Bank, with $196.9 billion in interest-earning assets
>the mix, however, is starkly different: investment securities of $31.6 billion represents 16% of First Republic's total, while loans of $162.3 billion represents 82% and the lion's share of First Republic's asset base.
FRC only goes under if the housing market collapses too. People locked in lower interest rates so why would FRC's loans all default while everyone else is fine?
They lost $70 billion of deposits but that's slowed after assistance.

>>54228295
>15% in high quality furniture, gpu's, and nintendo switches
No real estate to house these?

>>54228372
Pivot low from the dump a month ago.

>>54228365
It's a fallman, if something that is said that is unanimously decided to be false, then the president and their cabinet isn't held responsible, it was just a rogue press secretary who said it.

>>54228365
head minister of the truth doesnt sound as good

>>54228398
powell told everyone last week the housing market was going to die this year

>>54228237
Oh shit I forgot about Katie's books. She was too pure for this world.

>>54228386
>All I remember her doing was pretending she didnt know stuff or blatantly lying/dodging questions.
To be fair, that's what a press secretary does. The bad ones are like, well, the current negress. Where they *actually* don't know stuff and don't lie/dodge questions correctly.

>>54228282
>QCOM is taking over audio, bluetooth, smartphone market
Isnt apple ditching QCOM? Give me the QRD on bull theory. I had 2k i was looking for another tech stock.

>>54228237
This is why we can’t have nice things and will forever be alone. The glory hole comment was epic!

>>54228398
Frc already went under retard the government bailed them out

>>54228404
Oh wow, very interesting.

>>54228413
She could work for bidens ministry of truth lol

>>54228237
Those are 100% other women who browse /lit/. Theses women are vicious to each other

>>54228415
>powell told everyone last week the housing market was going to die this year
I will build a shrine to Jerome if he heems the housing market.

>>54228380
Can we AI some bigger tits on this guy?

Threat theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6meCXQ6UKb0

Once stock market collapses I invite you guys to live with me in the middle east where we will spend countless hours on cocaine highs while reliving the good old days in our memories.
Just delete anti-semitic posts from your social media, they do check them when you apply for a visa

So First Republic isnt gonna make it id take it? All that money and suddenly even worse shape. Regionals are still gonna get heemed.

>>54228427
Apple has been using their own chips for several years now. I too want the rundown on QCOM.

>>54228472
Bloomberg anon seems to think it will survive. He said if it made it this long it will likely survive whatever else comes at it

Me rn

Bought some tendies recently. I can tell from the taste there's no way they're more than 10% actual chicken, the taste is almost identical to tofu so it's clearly onions. The ingredient list only lists chicken, though. Nothing particularly new, but this brand typically had at least 50% chicken until recently, so it seems tendies stagflation is in full effect.

>>54228472
Who do you think *owns* the ratings agencies? Hello.

>>54228472
Capital raises through equity sales already being front run by the market. Its over for them.

>>54228064
Who's your wife fucking then? Besides the mailman I mean.

>>54228471
Anon, I think this song is about heroin.

>>54228448
Housing market wont change until laws start to be passed on who can own this shit. You should need to be a citizen of the us, at least. Also need to address corporations ownership of residential zoning, else blackrock will just own everything.

>>54228427
Basically my personal observation. I work in embedded devices industry and in the past few years almost all of the producers wanted to go with Quallcom stuff. Few of them used Nordic. And I understand them, Quallcom invested a lot in toolkit for hardware and software engineers which cuts costs significantly. The only drawback is that producers are limited by QCOM toolkit capabilities, although they are good enough nowadays and were usually easy enough to extend. You'd be surprised how many premium brands work on boards designed by chinese using USA parts.

Going to go ALL IN UEC

>>54228398
>FRC only goes under if the housing market collapses too.
3% fixed mortgages. In California. With t-bills at 4-5%. With California population in decline. With local real estate market crashing.

If you want to buy on the basis that these things are worth par, go for it.

>>54228511
oh well then party is cancelled, I'm not doing that degenerate shit

>>54228386
>. Idk why she was thought of as good at the job
None jew here. And also none American. But I do watch a lot of press briefings. She was pretty good yeah. She's definitely very sharp and actually bothered to read up on all the stuff beforehand. She's much quicker than Biden himself. Can't really blame her for resigning, it must have been an absolute ball ache to have to constantly remind him of what's going on
>we discussed this like.... 6 minutes ago

>>54228365
>professional
She was pretty bad at it and somehow got lauded for it.

>>54228472
Equity is dunzo

>>54228497
Pretty much always the case. SVB tried to do it and it started the whole panic. A bank suddenly needing to sell stock to pay things is bankruptcy days away.
>>54228487
Eh idk. Failing companies can limp along for quite a while. Just look at CS.
>>54228519
Thanks anon. I dont understand a lot of that computer stuff but I did own and make money on AMD and Nvda. Ill check out the rest of qcom and see about getting some.

>>54228518
>You should need to be a citizen of the us, at least.
I'm OK with this.

Im DCA into FRC

>>54228522
IS IT URANIUM FEVER SEASON AGAIN?!!?!?

>>54228548
She'll circle back to you for sure.

>>54228552
Sure no problem. I might be wrong. I'm just following my nose

>>54228237
She actually seemed to be everything lit said of her. The way that cut her suggests it was true. A sweet and gentle girl even if she had a rude tongue albeit at people mocking her. Got a few laughs out of thos saved

You chuds were all saying this shit was gonna drop cause shareholders would be butthurt. You frickin lied to me you bastards!

>>54228404
Man if you zoom out it definitely makes sense that it could be exactly that. What happened behind the scenes for this, like a bunch of institutional whos were triggered by something and sprung into action?

>>54228528
This was all happening already in Q4 and it still made 1.67 a share. even if it dropped to 1$ a share buying anything under 15 is a great deal, plus interest rates could go down and bring it's earnings back

>>54228574
Mayhap

>>54228401
They will be resold in a new currency. Currently stored in a basement with heavy drainage to prevent flooding.

>>54228592
It did tank initially when the swiss market opened

>WSJ: Dimon working on new FRC rescue.
Lmao.

>NOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, FRC IS WORTH ZERO POINT ZERO. WHY? IT J-JUST IS ALRIGHT??? WHO CARES THAT THEY ARE PROFITABLE OR HAVE LIFELINES FROM MAJOR BANKS AND EVEN THE GOVERNMENT!

>>54228602
Bunch of bearish catalysts (EU demand reduction being made permanent, updated forecasts/weather models, crude plunging) played out and the price wasn't dropping any further. That's usually how things go.

Mind you, natty is still waaay below the breakeven price.

>>54228646
what sort of jew scheme is he cooking up here?

>>54228649
>MY FAVORITE FINANCE YOUTUBER TOLD ME ITS GOING TO ZERO AND-

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FED IS GONNA DO A ZERO BEPIS HIKE? I DONT GET HOW THATS RELEVANT

>>54228237
>wowthumbsupwink.gif

>>54228566
The time has come and so have I

>>54228675
Spin I'm sorry, they're just not taking ESG into account while assessing risk management. For that reason, I'm out.

guys. it is looking slurpable

>>54228669
He probably wont outright buy them but something going on. What else besides dumping more billions in deposits. They just had $30 billion. How much more do they need to fix things?

>>54228649
Check their Net Debt. It would take them over 20 years to repay it with current earnings assuming they do nothing but service their debt. Considering customers outflow this is probably going to take even longer.
Compare this with JPM - 0 debt, or BofA - they actually have debt but are able to repay it in less than a year.

So when is JPOW going to come out and tell us if we live or die?

That VIXY pennant finna POP

>>54228690
If baggot is out, I'm in.

>>54228690
Baggie, you fool, Biden just made that illegal!

In life you have two choices:

Lose money.
Trust Nick Timiraos, the Fed Whisperer.

>>54228654
>played out and the price wasn't dropping any further
OK, man all that makes breddy gud sense to me, I very much appreciate all of this education.
>natty is still waaay below the breakeven price
OK and what does that translate to in terms of expectation, just a waiting game, essentially?

>>54228518
Chink investors won't allow it

Im going to talk shit about esg after the bell rings. But any news from the new daily repo ops?

>OMG SOXL IS MOONI-ACK!

>>54228703
Wednesday at 2 pm is the dot plot/25 bepis point hike statement. 2:30 pm Eastern is when we die.

I lost 600 bucks on FRC, that could've fed a poor African family for a whole year

I tried to warn you about FRC.
Truly, I did.

Don't say I never warned you.

>>54228714
>caring what bugs think
lol
lmao
>>54228727
sweet!

>>54228703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3-tLAI6InI

>>54228736
im doubling down

>>54228728
If you live in africa all youd need to do for investments is buy us treasuries and youd live like a king.

>>54228728

SOXL chads
we storm the SOXS tranny castle during FOMC meeting presser
prepare yourselves, JPow will give the signal
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1679338461261551.webm

>>54228712
I said I'll ride with you if you can get me through a margin call,
Chair Powell's after me for what I did to his bowel

>>54228741
Boomers WILL sell their real estate (and the country) at a 10x gain to chinese investors ya lazy millenial

Sheesh, tough crowd of faggots.

>>54228708
Exactly why everyone is selling them. Their access to capital is cut off until they suck Zelenski's dick, while taking it in the ass for everyone's enjoyment at drag queen story hour.

>>54228751
That's the spirit. Winners never admit defeat.

>>54228780
>at a 10x gain
Pff sure ok there buddy. Do you think boomers are that generous, can you be any more delusional

>>54228794
90% of gambling addicts quit right before they win big.

>>54228785
i'm not tough!

So unless the Fed goes beyond hiking expectations, it's going to be interpreted as the pivot and lead to a disgustingly green day even though cataclysm still lies ahead, right?

Oh shit did you guys know it's spring today?

Dwac to zero tomorrow?

>>54228518
This will never ever EVER happen, NEVER. For this to happen this country would actually have to make an effort to be half-way decent and honest and at least pretend to care about its constituents, but its not- this country is a malignant piece of shit hellscape that hates its own citizens with every fiber of its being. Pointless to even waste the 1 calorie for the brain power needed to even think of such common sense ideas. Any hope you may have for this country is a complete waste of time, just give up on this stupid shithole already. Theyre literally inflating your savings away to zero to bail out the Chinese and tech trannies. Thats how much they give a shit about you.

MIKE WILSON ON BLOOMBERG INCOMING!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!
!
it's over

>>54228830
>Cataclysm lies ahead
The economy is extremely strong and robust, there will be no crash. You had your S&P 3500 in 2022 and you refused to buy, not my problem.

>>54228728
you and I know losing money gambling on bank stocks is more productive than giving it to niggas

>>54228803
You're right I mistyped 100

I'm starting to get an uncontrollable urge to slurp FRC. I need to resist.

>>54228830
Not necessarily. A 0 bsp hike could signal that the worst of this banking crisis is not behind us yet, or that the Fed is scared of something. Historically huge markets crashes always follow a "Fed pivot".

>its only down 90% this month, lets go bears we are still early!

>>54228882
It will be 25 bps. Trust me. It’s not a pivot.

>>54228835
Trump isn't getting arrested

i am financially bored

sold some FRC call spreads for chicken wings

>>54228794
>>54228812
Indeed quiters get nowhere in life. The government school society has told us and tough us this since childhood. Take a massive hoot of speed and keep trading; its gambling for wealthy/cultured people.

>>54228875
D E L I S T E D

>>54228926
Oh shit remember Wingstop?

bobos need to lower their tone when they are posting here
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1679168356172474.webm

>>54228856
Oh finally something fun. I had to shut it down when they were presenting strong wymyn startup which works on a 999th spin-off of voice activated companion (but this time for old people!).
Earlier they shown a startup automatic farming with AI. I would actually buy this one if it traded on stock market as it solves a real problem.
https://gussag.com/technology/

>>54228812

buy FRC, The chairman is part of the swamp

>>54228915
Would you bet your asshole on that? I love a good tight butthole

>>54228941
Light a candle. 75% off at BBBY.

>>54228958
2 more weeks

>>54228958
They don't want to risk another January 6th level event. He'll be fine.

>>54228945
>Earlier they shown a startup automatic farming with AI. I would actually buy this one if it traded on stock market as it solves a real problem.

This such a stupid fucking scam. You're a fucking retard if you still buy into these obvious fraudulent start ups- did you not learn anything from the past 2 weeks?

>>54228985
fuck, the official kremlin line is that Trump is 100% getting arrested. now I don't know what to think.

>>54228958
No

>>54228863
Sir, sir you dropped your hat.

>>54228945
DE will have fully automated AI tractors and harvest bots. They already have lots of AI controls and can identify weeds and spot spray them. I just let Bloomberg play in the background and filter out a lot but perk up on certain things. I can never help but notice the word "Romane" tho. His mama should have named him Collard instead.

>>54227920
Yup. Very marginal in the green.

>>54229009
They are selling a working product and got clients in USA + Australia. It's not vaporware. They produce self-driving farming equipment, although I have a feeling that AI is just a buzzword and it mostly operates based on GPS data.

Is oil going back to $80? Is this just another scam pump?

>>54229011
Stuff like 9/11 and January 6th only happens once in a generation, there's no way in hell he gets arrested.

>>54228882
Obviously the crash is still coming, but a pivot, or perceived pivot from lack of Volckering, seems like it could send us back to the top in the next few months. Especially if QE is back on.

>>54229059
But both of those things occurred during the same generation...

>>54229067
don't forget 99, 08 and covid '20
truly the most cursed generation

>>54229067
They were 20 years apart retard, thats a generation.

>>54229031
Hmm I might buy some DE actually. I forgotten about them since 2021

>>54229099
9/11 was only 7 years ago you idiot.

>>54229099
Remember that time Russia got all up in a war, got their asses handed to them, and then had some crazy revolution that caused them to drop out of the war and then had a long civil war and then starved its own people while shooting them at like 1000 per week steadily for two decades?
Yeah, those were some good times.

>>54229031
Nuking weeds has been moronic and dangerous. We are literally creating super weeds that refuse to die. Massive monoculture farms are dangerous and stupid. If anything with AI&drones would should be switching to permaculture or at least creating semi stable ecosystem where plants feed and help other plants. It would cut down on fertilizer/water use massively.

>>54229094
We're fine. We're all here together.

>>54229111
I was planning to buy some at 385 or less this morning but the chance was gone quickly.

>>54229011
They want to make the US seem like a collapsing shithole which isn't going to be hard

FRC buy filled @ $12.27 already shit and cum flowing down my jorts

>>54229126
Obama, we're so traumatized we forgot Obama.

>>54229099
>>54229126
No, you retards, September 11th was like 6 months ago.

>>54229126
ANON WAKE UP YOU'RE ON /b/ IN 2008

>>54229135
The DE system cuts down on herbicide by 2/3.

flight to big tech appears to have stalled
>captcha: 0PRATS

>>54229025
I actually am Jewish, but I'm not sure what that has to do with anything. Antisemitism seems to be common among bearish doomers.

GME's earning call is tomorrow
how bad is it gonna be gents?

>>54229031
>DE will have fully automated AI tractors and harvest bots.

They will have none of this. I remember when Uber said they will have fully self-driving cars half a decade ago. Stop falling for such obvious fucking scams and meme buzzwords.

So who is up next to get smacked after FRC?

>>54229135
That's why you drone strike them. Which is what is being practiced where it can be afforded.

>>54229154
>his order filled
>dump it

>>54229154
If we hit a new 52 week low I'm throwing some cash at it.

>>54229154
12.09 for me just now

>>54229182
>>54229059
you two part of the same hebraic sect?

>>54229141
I just bought few shares and will keep adding later to build a decent position. No need to stress about perfect entrypoint. Financials on DE look solid and Rabbi told me it's a kosher company so that's all I needed.

>>54229189
WAL, PACW

>>54229170
o shit!

until tomorrow! goodbye!

going for the -50% close lmao

>>54228942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAZjR5nTkME

>>54228985
>another January 6th level event.
A bunch of noise and nothing meaningful?
>LAW AND ORDER!
Kek its probably bullish for america to have donny become a martyr for desantis to win.

It's obvious that they're running this market to avoid directional movement. They don't want a 2% down or up day, to prevent traders from making it. So let's crab every fucking day for eternity

Reminder that this market has traded in the same range since March 9th. Death to theta gang

>>54229131
The memes were epic. To be that new again.

>>54229188
There's a massive difference between fully self driving road vehicles in highly complex traffic contexts, and a fucking tractor by itself in a field. They already have an app where a farmer can monitor his tractors from his private island and tell it what to do when it encounters obstacles.

>>54229227
Im suprised Bank of Hawaii is standing tall through this.

>>54229154
Yargg fuck man, we outty at 11.27 ?

>>54229189
All the other regionals. Or maybe another euro bank or some asia action so we know its global.

>>54229229
I wanna go back

https://twitter.com/CarlBMenger/status/1637701519926611969
New message from Jay Powell

>>54229182
>Jewish
He doesn’t know

>>54229188
Its already here retard, tractors are already self driving a field since YEARS, they have GPS thats much finer than car gps and the farmer just need to put in the perimeter of the field and everything else is handled

Its a much easier problem running a empty field than streets

>>54229188
If a small startup can do pic related then I believe DE will easily achieve similar or better results. As other anon said, you don't need to care about complexities of city traffic here.

This smaller/regional bank crisis is great for the National/International firms. So many assets to buy up for cheap.

>>54229199
WELCOME TO FRC general

TIME TO DEGEN IT UP ROCKER

>>54229154
11.8/share

>>54229031
>DE will have fully automated AI tractors and harvest bots. They already have lots of AI controls and can identify weeds and spot spray them. I just let Bloomberg play in the background and filter out a lot but perk up on certain things. I can never help but notice the word "Romane" tho. His mama should have named him Collard instead.

I was just at the conexpo(biggest north american construction show). A bunch of the big brands had autonomous and remote control shit along with muh electric giant machines along with massive battery banks that contractors will have to have on site to keep them powered.

>>54229291
if we can get robots to harvest the crops why do we need all the mexicans?

>>54229291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1KLjbSk40

>>54229316
Tell that to UBS who got told to suck it up and were forced to buy credit suisse.

MIKE WILSON IS ON NOW!!!!!!

>>54229335
They will become obsolete like niggers

>>54229330
and we have chatgpt to translate the instructions into huemonkey

I woke up this morning excited to yell OOOOOO or AAAAAAA with my fellow retards
Jerome couldn't even give me that

He is literally the anti-christ

>>54229335
we never needed mexicans. spics have held back ag innovation for 50 years. produce would be even cheaper today if mexicans never came.

>>54229361
How can he be the antichrist if no one knows who he is?

>>54229338

LAST CALL
15 minutes remaining to buy FRC at these prices

>>54227924
>believe
>(be)(lie)v(5)e(evening)
get ready bros....

>>54229182
>bearish doomers
I live in reality anon, as do you considering this is your peoples plan to create doomsday. Which will not effect you only the stupid goyim, since they;re not the chosen people.

When something is beyond fixing a broken. Its best to throw it away and start using something new better stronger and etc. Short term pain is nothing compared to long term pain. Hyper zoinist fake post late 80's credit system needs to die. And badly besides all global economies die and get rebirthed to be even stronger.

>>54229344
I love those permabull MS employees. Nothing warms my heart as much as an employee of a Jewish fund caring about me enough to share an insight they spent millions of $ to evaluate internally.

>>54229399
permabear* sorry

>>54229378
>You vill pay nothing (if you're a banker)

So uh banks crashing when?

>>54229378
Because Credit suisse had more toxic assets than it had legitimate. UBS also inherited their risks especially from investigations.

>>54229424
Literally 2 weeks.

>>54229424
Right now, cletus. Look at banks computers.

>>54229424
2.5 more weeks

FRCsisters

>>54229424
You know that grim reaper meme with the doors? That's whats currently happening.

>>54229272
jej

Isnt First Republic being saved?

It feels as if FRC is heavily oversold at this point

>>54229453
Unless their balance sheet is complete garbage.

>>54229443
bullish dilution!
>>54229453
JPM was told to deposit 30 billion to prevent a run from completing on them. That isn't enough and are now being advised to sell equity to raise capital.

>>54229438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSIFNuFa-RE

>>54229474
Wait until you see what the FED did with theirs vs what they said they would do....

>>54229253
>>54229291
>>54229299
Yep, just two more weeks and your scam tech start-ups will control everything! Been hearing this now for over half-a-decade, but this time it will be different- even as these scams continue to collapse under elevated interest rates, amirite?

>>54229453
>Isnt First Republic being saved?
That remains to be seen. It seemed saved last week with the $30 billion deposit and now that appartnely wasnt enough. So everyone immediately asks then why? How bad is it that $30 billion didnt go anything?

>>54229453
it got saved, but the shareholders are still waiting on the invoice.

>Dimon wants those bank shares for pennies on the dollar!

do you guys not watch It's a Wonderful Life every christmas?

>>54229498
Their balance sheet already reversed a half a year of qt in a week.

New thread
>>54229523
>>54229523
>>54229523

>>54229474
>>54229498
Everything is fine.

>>54229501
>all the kinks haven't been worked out at this still very early stage into the future
>it's over

>>54228147
A hot mistress is a status symbol for the wife as well as the husband. Italians call it a gumar.
>picrel, our mistress. She honks a lot

>>54229501
Learn to read, all new big tractors since years have a self driving functionality, why do you think they cost more than a house, theyre full of high tech

>>54229170
habbo raid time for maximum keks. pool's closed due to AIDS

>>54229501
imagine being this ignorant, retarded and butthurt