/biz/ - Business & Finance

*shids*

I am financially bored.

Prices keep going up.

>>54226225
TOO EARLY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Inflation is bullish for things priced in dollars. Not sure why I have to repeat this so often.

BUY LE DIPPERINO

SQUIZZLE INCOMING DIAMOND HANDS

BUY BUY BUY

>>54226252
take more risk

Go all in on FRC right now, the hedgies are shorting it.

It's snake time, as Snakemoney provides the best and easiest game on blockchain in existence with the SNAM coin easily accessible from the official website . No complexity and all simplicity. Keep eating to keep feeding to keep earning. As simple as F*ck

Dump when

> NJGY28

>>54226199
>They can, but would you really risk it on only five stocks for decades? As was explained, the good thing about broad indexes is that it will capture the new, successful companies of the future. New stocks get accepted into the S&P and those that die, get removed

Thanks for the advice

>>54226252
You can see the psychopath in her eyes. Not a surprise since you probably need to be a psychopath to even get in this level of government but man her eyes give it away.

>>54226252
Tell me the truth guys.
That's a man, isn't it?

It’s fucking over

>>54226289
This looks like the bottom.

>>54226272
The boboids don't understand basic market logic, if inflation is 10% then stocks must pump 10%, I've tried explaining this shit to them many times.
>>54226273
All redditors are permabears, go back.

>>54226282
wake me up when it's under 10

>>54226296
TETAS

>>54226296
Tell me the truth guys.
That's a man, isn't it?

>>54226273

>>54226322
I have 20k in my investment account. I get paid $23k yearly after taxes, yet I need $29k in expenses yearly.
Convince me not to gamble all I have left into calls tomorrow morning, considering I will kill myself if I lose.

>>54226312
>All redditors are permabears, go back.
I didn't know ledditors are bears
how do you know? sorry I can't updood you for this information fellow ape

>>54226353
yes of course it is.

GAS chads looks like we hit a double bottom soon.
The brap will catapult us easily over 4$

>>54226369
Didn't mean to quote.

>>54226381
Good. I spend most of my time looking for chances to announce my homosexuality, so I'm glad I felt mildly attracted.

>>54226312
>if inflation is 10% then stocks must pump 10%
That is only if interest rates stay the same, rising interest rates put more stress on stocks if they can't return more then interest rates no ones going to buy them

What do you call this pattern?

Is AGG going out of business?

>excited expecting a crash with lot of discounts on tech stocks
>still expensive as shit
Literally nothing has happened. Energy is cheaper but it's still too high damn it. Why are people freaking out. Nothing happened

>>54226414
le heckin dipperino

>>54226369
you can live cheaper than $29k, you're not trying hard enough

>>54226378
I paid a Pajeet from fiverr to browse reddit for me and create a report on the % of bulls vs bobos. What did you expect me to say I actually browsed reddit myself?

>>54226414
I bought at 15 but hope is dipps lower sense I'm DACAing under 15 at this point

BRAPGAS IS OVER

Just woke up from a nap, feeling good. Trying to make my next stock purchase. I'm thinking FRC at EOD, oil,.or brappable gas. What do you guys think? Also I checked my cash app and there's still $0 in there. Apparently the richfags didn't get the memo in my last video...

Futures were down over 300 on the DOW last night

Explain today's candles.

>>54226405
>That is only if interest rates stay the same, rising interest rates put more stress on stocks if they can't return more then interest rates no ones going to buy them
Luckily for us rates have peaked. Reversal soon. We'll make up for that last 10% of inflation and then some.

>>54226463
we like to get a little silly

>>54226414
2010 flash crash

>>54226451
filtered.

>>54226463
I detect melon scent.

>>54226405
Rates are going to increase 25 BPs and then pause in May, cuts start in June.

I'm addicted to slurping what should I do?

>>54226437
I could, but I'd need to marry some bitch in some cheap country or be homeless. I considered any other possibility, from buying woodland that doesn't allow construction to RV life to living on a boat, and couldn't find an alternative. I'm open to your opinion on the subject, though.

>stuck at work for 12 hours today
Would rather my folio go to 0 than this

>>54226382
Why, I wonder, did it pump pretty hard this morning, then suddenly just dive and crab? What in the actual real world doings behind the futures caused it?

>>54226463
fed money

I just bought my sister an AMZN gift card for her birthday
Invest accordingly

>>54226369
Pretty sure Direxion and Proshares exist to serve just your dilemma.

>>54226487
There is currently no known cure for slurping

>>54226482
Filtered you first.

Why is it so hard to get fresh veggies? I'm trying to lose weight but any veggies I buy go bad after 1 day. I don't understand wht do people see in them. I would rather eat McDonalds everyday again instead some shit as is on verge of spoling.

>>54226451
what's your new channel

>>54226433
actual kek, but this!

>>54226463
plunge protection team is back in town.

>>54226512
>finger on trigger
lmao your waifu is a stupid whore, fathands.
Also, I bought calls on ENB and UNG. So you could maybe follow me into the sun (of wealth)

>>54226511
>go bad after 1 day
where tf are you buying them from?

>>54226414
Whale sold, retail buys

>>54226506
Not good enough, I would be buying calls on a direxion ETF to get the rate I need.

>>54226525
his waifu has a black daughter

>>54226512
Is that a pump action AK?

>>54226414
retail stops getting hit, whale slurping

>>54226463
Bit of a struggle between two camps:
>bailouts and pseudo QE are short term bullish
Vs.
>everything is fucked and we should get the hell out now before the floor drops out, short term suicide bull or no short term suicide bull

>>54226547
LMFAO I seen that. He was replying to me when he posted that abomination.

>amazon tries to pump the stock by laying off another 9000 poojeet niggers and HR roasties
>market already sees this is a meme attempt at pushing up the price and just dumps
some nice rationality for once in this clown market

>>54226518
https://www.bitchute.com/video/LDzRtcyfxYLM/
>>54226525
My wife has her finger on the trigger because she plans on shooting, something you should consider chud... Also Bloomberg anon has me glued to FRC.

>>54226362
I came back to /biz/ in 2021 after leaving in 2018 and there image right there was the thing that told me /biz/ had been invaded by plebbitors. They also kept saying
>short squeeze
All the fucking time.

>>54226549
Shovel AK

>>54226529
Shop is called "Herzl's vegetables". Not sure if it's helpful

>>54226565
I hope you lose everything on FRC this time you dumb nigger

>>54226451
nenetwitter is kill
it's over

>>54226542
Oh, you're screwed at the day trade limit and shitty margins?
It's still doable. And once you get over 25k it's far easier without the trade limits.

>>54226565
I don't like how bitchute doesn't let me watch at 1.25x speed

>>54226547
She's not black it is just the shadow from the cherry blossom tree hitting her face.

>>54226565
>bitchute
not clicking that shit

>>54226595
So you're recommending to give it a try?
Thanks for your advice. I'll research this further and plan to go for it by next week.

>>54226611
Why does everyone hate bitchute? Should I be using a different platform?

And wallah, S&P will never go below 395 ever again

And just like that my folio dropped from 5 figures to 4 with no signs of recovering

FOMC

>>54226630
>Why does everyone hate bitchute
The Q-anon boomers I buy my precious metals from *LOVE* using bitchute, and hate Youtube.
Everytime I'm there they have some anti-vaccine, Q-anon, Jan 6th video playing; on Bitchute.
Let that sink in...

>>54226565
>https://www.bitchute.com/video/LDzRtcyfxYLM/
at least the vid is under 35 mins so thats a plus

>>54226442
>actually DCAing this thing and not hoping for a few stupid pump and dumps

>>54226630
Just use odysee like a normal schizo.

>>54226663
Opposite for me brother I'm on my way back to 25k

Market right now is rallying, because they think it dodged the bullet with the CS deal.

On Wednesday we will find out if Papa Jerome is a little sissy bitch for the market or if he has the balls to pull out his 50 bepis point schlong.

>>54226451
I mailed some cash to the PO Box. Keep an eye out for it.

>>54226630
I don't mind it. It's easy to download videos from it to archive them

>>54226630
nah seems fine

>>54226488
Squatting in an abandoned home may be your solution.

>>54226708
50 bepis.

0 bps and I'm back to 35 on FRC

>>54226741
.......cut

>>54226708
>pull out his 50 bepis point schlong.
LMFAO!
He'll come out with a limp, barely blood-pumped 0 bepis point announcement. Which will then lead to a Kajigga pump in ALL assets. Suck it, brokie.

>>54226753
Imagine the shitposts if they did.

>>54226753
If Yellen cuts rates I will literally suck her cock

>>54226708
50 isn't going to happen. Consider yourself lucky that the market thinks there's a 73% chance it'll be 25 instead of no change.

>>54226625
I suggest you put together at least 6k so you can day trade without limits before you go there.

>>54226763
Imagine the shitposts no matter what.

>>54226369
You'll be left with zero

>>54226608
Nice cope. Get a paternity text and post results.

>>54226741
I'm expecting 25 and market reacts with some selling. 50 doesn't appear to be in the cards.

>>54226793
My body is ready.

>>54226715
But I closed my PO box...
Also Elon musk froze my wife's Twitter account. This is unforgivable. I'm shorting Tesla.

>>54226451
ahhh rocker misses FRC day trade again.

I've just sold my ONG, OILU, NRGU, GUSH from friday.

I might go back to BOIL, but I like trading banks more.

>>54226369
>29k yearly expenses
what are you? some kinda boomer?

So this was not a meme afterall huh?

>>54226608

>>54226808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXZJrpS4_44
Funniest shit I saw all day.

>>54226837
I'm waiting until EOD to maybe buy in.
>>54226861
FUCKING DELET THIS!!!!!!!

>>54226861

>>54226861
kek

>>54226708
It’ll be a 25 bps hike. That way he can look tough and say for the tenth time “we may hike higher depending on the incoming data in the coming months.” What is completely unknown is the terminal rate. Will he say something crazy like 6%, or will the Fed confess to rate cuts this year?

>even in his fantasy anigay world Rocker has a half-black oreo kid

sad!

the only goblina i would ever consider

>>54226861
Rocker unironically cucked by a nigger.

Are there still beartards left nowadays? Now that the economy is weakening and banks are collapsing, TRILLIONS of dollars of QE are going to be printed soon. How is the market not limit up every day?

AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU JOE

>>54226921
That’s an awful tattoo mate

50 bepis WILL happen. Check my digits and screencap this post.

>>54226805
Because of the inflationary pressures in the market in response to the recent backstops, it is only prudent that we raise the Fed target rate by .75 this meeting. Plz understand.

>>54226933
Does this make green bar go up or down? I'm kind of retarded

What the fuck

>>54226741
100 BEPIS

Today is fake and gay. Back to pain soon.

>>54226942
What did you expect, a link to /biz/ general?

>>54226948
There won't be any more pain for another 15+ years. Printer is coming.

>>54226921
is that fuckin Snooki?

>>54226933
Based Biden
>>54226941
It makes the line go up, Biden is essentially forcing pension fund retards to invest into shitty companies, run by women and minorities, which pumps our bags.

>>54226933
Well esg is dog shit so no surprise he is a fan.

>>54226921
>Tribal thigh tat
Trash

>>54226933
>Boomers take money out of target day funds and managed accounts.
>Looks at other investments
>Stocks down
>Bonds down
>cash losing value
>looks at gold
>gold going up in price
>Boomers FOMO into gold

Is this how the dollar ends?

>>54226967
Think Japan

>Nat gas

>>54226941
up. we are pumping their favorite companies with wagie bags.

>>54226921
Damn Meadow Soprano looks like that??

>>54226948
look at ARKK, it's real

>>54226983
Yeah adults tend to put their money into winners. If you business is catchign knives then check /bbby/ general. It could give you an idea how this ends.

>>54226921
disgusting

>>54226976
Wtf is that real?

>>54226921
Jersey Shore special.

>>54227001
no Cathie not like this

Vanguard's site is telling people to trade cautiously because volatility is currently high.

>European Central Bank (ECB) Governing Council member Yannis Stournaras (pictured) stated Monday that the bank is already at the end of the road of interest rate hikes.

>"We are close to the end of the tightening cycle," asserted Stournaras in an interview with CNBC, while stressing that the rate hikes "are mostly a story of the past."

>In the same interview, the banker also stressed that he doesn't see problems in Europe with the banking system. "The banks are well-capitalized, and the liquidation ratios are very high," he said, adding that "the investors are much wiser today."


BUll run confirmedd

another exciting day on the mar...

>>54226995
nice, so we are below february bottom now. pretty cool

we're going back down

>they don't know jynx
wtf did you guys just hit puberty during the pandemic?
i always thought she looked like a cross between SMG and Eliza Dushku, must've coomed physical delivery amounts to her over the years

>>54227025
>When Cathie sees your wood

>>54226488
>but I'd need to marry some bitch in some cheap country
why are you so quick to dismiss this?
its called geo-arbitrage

Mali is literally a modern city at one tenth the cost

>>54226940
I wish he had the balls.

>>54227046
wow another chance to get in before it goes to 100

>>54226941
>Does this make green bar go up or down?
Neither. It just means that garbage underfunded pensions like CalPERS can continue to deny their fiduciary duty to maximize returns.
Bullish for ESG trash. Bearish for California retirees future incomes.

>>54227052
>Eliza Dushku
WTF anon are you old enough to cash social security this year?

>>54226995
Nat gas baggies are my favorite because they deserve it. They just saw big numbers on leveraged ETFs and wanted some of it.
>It can't go lower
Said the baggie all the way down from 6.
>Muh Freeport
Said the baggie not understand the nat gas market one bit
>Muh it's cold outside
Said the baggie that doesn't even know they trade contracts a month ahead

>>54227052
You’re right but the tattoo is very bad

>>54227041
Natural gas seasonality tends to trend lower into spring/summer.

>>54226753

>>54227053
My lumber futures are growing quite rapidly, that's for sure
financially speaking

>>54227041
But anon, if prices stay this low, it'll kill the market. For years. It's over.

>Buy SOXS at 22.34
>1y low
Lol. Lmao

>>54227025
ARKX is HAXXOR

Can /smg/ explains what this means?

>>54226940
>75 bepis
>still moon
nothing matters anymore

>>54227088
i don't mind a little damaged goods
a bruised pear is still as sweet

>>54227132
google "dollar milkshake theory"

>>54227115
Not really. European countries accumulated huge reserves and it seems like they are no longer needed.

>>54226861
ahhahahahahaha

>>54227129
>John Deere is still its 10th largest holding.

>>54227132
3rd world shitholes begging for dollars.

Last call for 3x'ing with CNET.
Get in while you can!

>>54226565
Fuck me. I had to go through three different temp emails to find one that works. Your videos better make me money.

>>54227132
Two girls one cup but with money

>>54227132
It means anime figurines are going to be cheaper for americans

>>54227153
Fuck you baggot you shouldn't be laughing at anyone after that shitty IDEX play you shilled.

>>54227132
Globalism

ZIM bros? What's going on with the dividend calendar?
Does Haifa run days in reverse?
>>54227158
Deere is doing Software as a Service to Bill Gates size operations. Not such a fan on their Right to Repair. But you're missing the rest of the holdings being ... BOOMer if you catch my drift.

>>54226861
Though this was that little nigga from boondocks at first.

>>54227175
That's all I do is make this general money.

>>54227132
All you need to know is it's very bullish, recommended purchases are TQQQ, ARKK, or 6x NASDAQ (BTC).

>>54226942
>israel

Stop buying bank stocks that get delisted.

>>54227132
us vassals have to soak up us inflation as usual

>>54227221
no

>>54227172
>CNET
>some chink company
what the hell is that?

>>54227159
what do you think that precious little face looks like when its splattered with alpha male seed?

>>54226451
i refuse to watch the new channel until you make available the archive, for historical purposes
at least upload your impassioned defense of the pissjug, it's your magnum opus
i haven't been so moved since Orson Welles got those boys off death row

>>54227242
Still pretty, I reckon.

>>54227242
Do you think he's flexible enough to do that to himself?

>>54227243
Those videos are gone for good anon.

I need SCHW to be 60 by Friday, make it happen.

bobros.......

>>54226414
Dead cat bounce.

When rocker said it's the last chance to buy FRC at those prices did he mean that it's getting delisted?

I just woke up and now I'm a BOIL BAGGIE

>>54226921
Come home white man

AMZN is getting heemed today, but I bet they mark the close back up to their price from Friday at the end today.

BUY FUCKING CNET
OR DON'T
LMAO

>>54227315
but he's not white

>>54227315
>Posing next to all those phallic bottles

>>54227305
>Inventory data only three days away

>>54227305
>tfw you realize boil baggies reproduce by nonconsensual gay sex with unsuspecting index investors

>>54227305
be honest, you were always a BOIL baggie

>>54227132
It means we are fucked.
Adding liquidity means pumping money into the system which will increase inflation.

>>54227342
It's really not hard to understand the NG markets. How could anyone possibly fuck that up?

>>54227377
I need to see gains, anon. Post your KOLD history.

>>54227337
lol it's a thing

If you know so much about natural gas, what's the gas sold, smart guys?

QRD on this man and his investing strategy? bogglepill me

hezbollah is teaming up with the palestinian factions to strike israel from multiple fronts this ramadan
buy israeli defence stocks

>>54227096
I am the bone of my short.
Diamond are my hands, and margin is my blood.
I have shorted over a thousand names.
Unknown to losses, nor aware of profits
Have withstood gamma squeezes to write many puts.
And yet, these hands will never realize any gains.
So as I pray:
Unlimited Bear Works

>>54227391
Is this the whore who had a breakdown about being a Realtor?

>>54227394
That's not important. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antifragile_(book)#Green_Lumber_Fallacy

Bonds. Gold. Silver. Btc.

Yeah Yeah Yeah.

>>54227413
yep

>>54227370
Why would they need to add liquidity when liquidity is already high, hence the inflation?
>>54227387
Do you even understand what NG is used for?

>>54227132
Hey wait a second I thought the Fed’s only two mandates were to have maximum employment and minimal inflation. I didn’t think JPow dealt with other countries central banks and their liquidity issues?

>>54227121
Jk I still have like 15 bucks to go

>>54227406
>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>>54227394
>>54227347
>>54227315
i wonder if any concerned autists have alerted her to the fact that she is, in fact, the queen of a stock market general on a 4chan

>>54227429
Shame. She's so cute.

>>54227416
What a bunch of sophistry.

>>54227441
Well you understand the market so well, you've got to have made a killing off KOLD. Just filter your broker history to that one ticker and screenshot it.

How the fuck is this fake-ass market still just doddering along after all the fuckery of the last 2 weeks?
I know why Steve Eisman was so pissed now.

>>54227158
I missed my intended DE buy in this morning. They are the Tesla of ag, except not headed by a tardfag.

this briefly sums up my thoughts on today's market
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1679162035462056.webm
that is all

>>54227327
>someone buy my bags

>>54227463
Plot twist: she posts here.

>>54227406
>just live like a pauper for the best years of your life
>you'll have tons of money when you're old and decrepit!

>>54227483
Bailouts are bullish.

>>54227406
>QRD on this man and his investing strategy?
be born in 1940
thats the entire strategy

>>54226787
OK, I can do that. It will be rather shortlived because my living expenses are obviously a net drain on my account. I maintained this from a FAGMAN job I quit over politics. To anyone else who might come upon this: I recommend actually weathering the storm despite the intense drain this causes on mental health. Live and learn I guess.

>>54227219
BASED E*TRADE
I hate having to log back in every time I get back from using the app on the shitter tho.

>>54227483
>paying premiums for a year waiting for the crash

>>54227463
Imagine getting an email informing you that you’re an official mascot of a bunch of degenerate gamblers and have no choice in the matter.

>>54227517
Didn't Biden say there are no bailouts?

>>54227132
think about a bunch of guys down in the bilge of a boat frantically sticking their fingers in all the leaking holes.

>>54227491

>>54227505
Our queen! How do we become this comfy?

>>54227305
AVERAGE DOWN

>>54227543
Probably, Just like he said we're not in a recession.

>>54227527
>be born in 1940
kek that's my grandad to a tee
made shit tons as a landlord, then shit tons more due to real estate appreciation

>>54227474
>you have to trade in this sector to know what it does
take a month and get a job doing anything but trading.
>>54227532
Think and work only in % and remember if you are covered for calls, assignment is securing a baseline %.

>>54227527
The real secret of Boomer success. Right place, right time.

Imagine, like, a South African Buffett.
>"Never bet against South Africa"
>*goes broke*
>*gets necklaced*

>>54227505
What's her portfolio made of?

>>54227535
Kek. There are anons here who have done this exact thing. I wish they would confess but they won't.

>>54227562
Look at these dorks she's hanging out with.

>>54227536
Didn't someone ping Dwyer via Bloomberg chat?

>>54227491
brought to you by labor supply whores

>>54227507
>it only takes one lifetime to get rich
>his family hasn't done it yet

>>54227583
There are many fallen bobrothers who are still holding heavy SQQQ and SOXS bags

>>54227562
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

>>54227562

>>54227596
i fixed the pic. they dont deserve her.

>>54227624
BASED crop tool mage.

>>54227575
Anon, that's just horrible. You understand the market and left allll that money on the table. Smart guy like you? Not making a single trade? I feel bad for you.

>>54227612
>SQQQ
If they're still holding them technically they haven't fallen they're just early.

>>54227491
a lady down the street had to get a colostomy bag when she refused to shit for too long

>>54227613
Real talk being on camera does something fucked up to a woman's brain.

you vill buy the stock just before the crash and lose all your monies and you will be happy
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1679285439645142.webm

>>54227641
soon brother inshallah

>>54227641
bags are unrealized losses. You have to hold them. If you sold your bags and realized those losses you aren't holding bags anymore, you ate losses.

>>54227641
QQQ will never collapse as long as ChatGPT keeps directing inquisitive redditors into buying NVDA.

>>54227463
who is she please

>>54227597
Yes.

reminder that heavy TQQQ bags are the only way to avoid eternal suffering at the hands of the basilisk

>>54227575
Maybe I wasn't clear. I'm bound for homelessness anyway, so I want to allahu ackbah and go on a theft spree if I end up brankrupt instead of enduring a slow bleed.

>>54227305
You BOIL baggies realize if we hit a recession this shit is going to liquidate, much better off just buying unleveraged natural gas companies

>>54227640
Listen, my market skills bring the traders to the yard,
damn right, they're better than yours
damn right, they're better than yours
I could teach you but you'll have to pay.

>>54227641
I am, in fact, still 100% sqqq. Conservatively.

>>54227682
Her name is Selena

>>54227693
Maybe I wasn't clear, you'll make your 29k, and more. Rule of 72.

>>54227543
he did, just like he said US didn't blow up nordstream

>>54227712
last name Gobleena

>>54227719
OK, based. Thanks for clarifying.

>>54227676
Their annual meeting is today and tomorrow. My gut feeling thesis is that they have been pumping their own shit in anticipation of this and riding the AI hype and they will start the rugpull during the CEOs speech. It's at like 8am PDT tomorrow.

>>54227712
>>54227728
>>54227682
Selena D'Goysloppa

my disdain for the fairer sex borders on the preternatural

>>54227696
while this intuition sounds true, it actually doesn't really work that way for natural gas
it does work that way for oil
oil and natural gas are not very correlated / the fundamentals for oil can impact natural gas but are not the main drivers
the energy demand from natural gas is fairly constant, with the main driver being the weather
you can see natural gas / energy demand decrease if enough industrial / manufacturing decreases, but it's marginal compared to just the impact of the weather
also you have to think about that if there is a recession, there are more people at home - they are using their television, using their appliances, using more electricity overall - whereas them staying at home = less gasoline demand
>t. original, not fake, KOLD anon

they simply WILL NOT let FRC fail
yes its that easy
screenshot this post and show it to me in two more weeks

>>54227772
Are you considering it "failed" if, say, JPM buys it out at $5 a share?

>BREAKING NEWS!!!

JUST IN - Biden issues his first veto, striking down bipartisan legislation that would have overturned a Labor Dept rule allowing retirement plans to consider "ESG principles" in investing.

>>54227760
understandable

>>54227491
lmao TikTok is actually based?

>>54227772
Depositors will be okay, you mean?

>>54227772
The problem you don't see is it's not about banks failing, it's about what happens once JP Morgan and BofA own all banks. That's the real danger. We already know FRC will get bailed out.

>>54227536
>mfw

>>54227612
But I fessed up to being in soxs

>>54227762
Worthwhile insights. What is your take on what us BOILbaggies should expect in the months ahead?

>>54227813
They already got their deposits back stopped, Now it's just about how much money are they going to make, going forward

>>54227798
So now they are not allowed to consider ESG? Sorry I’m retarded

Are we here to talk about money or are we here to talk about gross, slimy vaginas? Fuck off, turbo virgin simps.

>>54227795
not gonna happen

>>54227803
obviously

>>54227813
not gonna happen, you watch too much Mannarino

>>54227856
uh, both?

>>54227857
>not gonna happen

didn't those Credit Suisse shareholders say the same thing kek

What is happening to Planet labs today? Can't find anything significant. It's all time low, so I bought a bit more...

i'm gonna close green today and there's nothing you chuds can do about it
Very pumped
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1679247552006696.webm

>>54227838
This is not how to look at it.
It's about what happens when JPM own all banks and then they get problems.
>>54227857
>Mannarino
Cringe. Never watched him even once. If you know his name it's more likely you have.

>>54227856
Vaginas are a myth fren. All women have penises. Read a book.

>>54227906
>>54227906
>>54227906

>>54226921
America is getting ugly if these are models today.

>>54227854
ESG is woke, and Biden has made ESG the single most important factor for retirement plans to consider when making investments. It's basically an attempt to keep these woke companies from going broke, while fleecing retirement accounts to fund these woke ass corporations that employ minorities and want to change the weather by paying higher taxes.

>>54227463
i see people posting on her insta alerting her shes all over 4chan, not just smg

>>54227813
bofa deez nuts

>>54227961
hello sir, based on your activity i decided to leave you a reply. i bought frc, you said it's panic selling, did i do good? i think i did, but need confirmation from a randanon.

>>54227729
Let me be clear, this is financial advize, because I am your female broker, and I have the keys to your safe deposit box. You gave them to me last week.
If that's unclear, abort, immediately.

>>54227991
I think /lit/ actually invited some book girl they latched onto into their thread. It didn’t end well.

>>54228040
You're fucking retarded for buying that shit. There's a reason its so low, and that reason is that it is going lower. You should buy something that's going up next time.

>>54228050
Shit. Then who did I give my cock cage key to?

>>54228099
i will bag, i will hodl, but i can't say i wasn't warned

>>54228082
i remember that, let me find the screencap

URANIUM

>>54228099
kek that is what people on /smg/ told me when I bought WAL at 8.50

I would like to inform smg that i am currently up 0.02% today.