/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54222193
Good morning, frens.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,066.319B, 103P = 20.061B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,106.166B, 97P = 21.713B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

This stock SUCKS!
These threads SUCKS!
Ryan Cohen SUCKS!
Nothing EVER happens!

>Banking crash
>Priced in
>GME Share Price
>Infinite

finally they open the casino doors in 3 minutes cant wait to get this clown show started

Friendly reminder

The only time I ever have doubts is when I wonder if a brick and mortar funko pop retailer being the ark that saves a select few from a global financial flood is ridiculous enough for clown world.
WAGMI

>KNOCK, KNOCK MOTHERFUCKERS
>ARE YOU OPEN, YET?!

>>54222303
It's a pendulum sorta world, we'll swing back after the scheduled Funko-WAGMI

Ironic, a woman opened the stock market on the day it crashes.

>>54222288
When the MOASS starts I'm going to eat so much steak, crab and lobster that they'll have to kick me out of the restaurant.

>>54222339
If this is true, then it's ogre

>>54222361
You're on the internet, Corey.
Nothing is true.

>>54222347
But sir, you own the restaurant.

>>54222347
>>54222399

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Once the rug gets pulled on Bitcoin is when I’ll know we’re actually close.

>>54222193
>GME
AYyy lmao
Wew lad

>dat volume on debit sissies
Yeah, I'm thinking it's over.

>>54222528
This. Dumbfuck crypto baggies are providing free liquidity only to get dunked on to their abyss

>>54222585
>Down from 2 dollars to 1 dollar at open.
That is brutal. LMAO.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1637813995074891777?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

I’m moving to San Fran and identifying as black.

GameStop has the ability to issue something like 700m-1b more shares right? So minecraft aside, if someone (owners of bad bets) asked GameStop board to do a share offering, we could potentially be destroyed. Now WHY would GameStop execs do that? Idk, but if they were asked to by UBS or another institution they totally could which would kill us basically

>tfw MOASS

Imagine still not believing that credit suisse’s troubles didn’t start the moment they inherited archegos toxic bags. On top of that not believing that those bags contain gme shorts.

Baggies all pumped for tomorrow?
>negative DRS
> huge loss
>those accounts payable have been paid, GameStop has little cash on hand left
>you authorised dilution up to a billion shares

>>54222670
BBBY and CS finna boutta link up
keep it or sneed it?

>54222800
Nigger shut your dumbass up. Someone was trying this retarded fud last night.

>>54222800
>hedge cope
lol lmao

>54222800
Is this the new FUD?
Right before earnings
I’m guessing someone has insider information on a clause that will mention potential stock offering
And we’ll hear all this shilling about it after earnings tomorrow.

>>54222841
>>54222844
>>54222850
Fuck man I just read it on SS and didn’t have a good enough answer in my head to combat it so I figured I’d throw it out here. I guess the answer is they wouldn’t dilute on us because RC hates big finance and would be diametrically opposed to shit he’s said online to let them off the hook

>>54222818

>>54222818
Realistically your boss is probably gonna be soaring for a few seconds.....

>54222889
No you’re the same poster from last night. Kys.

>>54222889
>RC hates big finance
Lol, he just likes attention. That’s all.
> shit he’s said online to let them off the hook
He’s never even said he thinks there’s SI above the real number and ignores all your theories. They will dilute when they’re out of cash, it’s the only way for GameStop to make money

>>54222915
>He’s never even said he thinks there’s SI above the real number
he never says much about anything

>BBBY $0.88
wew lad are they finito?

>>54222915
Why would he come out and say that he thinks there’s SI above the real number when then he could be tried for market manipulation? He’s never come out and SAID anything. But he does clown on big finance which paints the picture that he probably wouldn’t dilute unless it was to the benefit of “delighting customers” which is the core of his business ideology

Bbby is playing out what will happen to GME. It’s an interesting glimpse into the future of how apes will handle it.

>CS sub $1
>about to link up with BBBY
habbening

>>54222976
I bought 500 shares just in case they aren’t but yeah they probably are done for. Not every over shorted company is going to squeeze especially if the underlying business is a piece of dog shit

>>54222985
Except GameStop has 100x the notoriety and amount of dedicated holders, and 30% of the company is owned out of DTCCs control. Can’t ignore variables

>>54222975
No, he did an interview with your DD authors where he laughs at the theories, debunks the tweets, and says a short squeeze already happened. You all just chose to ignore it because anyone stupid enough to still be here obviously isn’t the brightest bulb in the box

>>54223009
>I bought 500 shares just in case they aren’t
You’re retarded. You could’ve bought 30 shares of GameStop instead. Kys

What colour do you see, gme?

>>54222726
Race war. Now.

>>54223054

>>54223054
gonna cry?

>54223054
You sound desperate.

>>54223061
Was this some kind of psyop? I don’t know how anyone can see anything other than blue. No matter how ward I squint, it looks the same. It’s clearly blue.

>>54223061
Infinite Green.

>the market opens and the thread is instantly picrel
AAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am so in the right place

You're coming down with us gme sisters...

>>54223130
check again basketnigger

>>54223130

>>54223061
It's Janny

>>54223059
But I’ve already invested what I’m willing to lose in GameStop (800 shares even) I’m willing to lose $500 on a random side bet on the chance it flips or rallies before dearh

>>54223113
The pixels are white and gold

>>54223054
>no but he heckin winked bro!!!
even if King K literally hopped on reddit and was like "listen you dumb fucking niggers, i literally took your money" baggots would concoct some fairytale about how the heckin hedgies made him say it and that it means they're in the end game (for real this time)

>>54223162
There is no chance that you will make any money on BBBY. You’re fucking dumb and you don’t deserve to make it.

快適にお過ごし、/ジエミ/。

>>54223113
I've seen it flicker before and look brown, but it always quickly reverts back to being blue.

They sure seem upset to not be in control.

>>54223054
>>54223236
And you guys just happened to be passing along and cared that much about our money? Thanks but I think I'll keep holding. As a matter of fact I don't even wanna sell anymore. Not at $100 or 1k or 10 million. I just wanna see the stock market implode on itself.

>>54223242
Wonder why my $500 investment (chump change) is making you seethe so much. Ideologue shill or just a contrarian

>>54223336
Go back to your bankruptcy thread BBBaggot. You’re not one of us

>>54223296
Not only did they happen to just accidentally come into a thread for a stock they don’t hold they know every minute detail about it and can try their best to spin those details in whatever negative way they can.

>>54223336
If 200,000 retards spend 500 bucks on BBBY that’s 100 million dollars that could be spent DRSing GME. If you don’t understand why you’re a faggot for buying the distraction then you should kys immediately

>>54223336
This breaks the gme baggy
Using their own cope against them, that is

I'm blanking so hard. What's the site that tracks drs called?

>>54223462
Google gay porn

>>54223462
Copium.net

How do we know these are 2 years old?

GME will hit $18 today

Screencap. Whales are gunna pump, dumping tomorrow.

>>54223497
WELL? Which one anon?

Borrow Kings? Our rate just doubled.

GME will win.

>>54223583
>source
13F
>filing date
06/30/2021

>>54223619
nah once we wrap up bbby you bitches are next.

>>54223604
Dont let me down

>>54223606
Haha tricked you
Look everyone he’s gay
Hahahah

>54223638
Who is we?

>>54223617
imagine being such a fag that you borrow something instead of just taking it

BLOCKBUSTDEEZENUTS
>google "site:blockbuster.com"
>results
>origin.www.blockbuster.com
>https://origin.www.blockbuster.com
>Blockbuster Video Stores & On Demand Movies
>The magic of Blockbuster Movies lives on. Find remaining store information or Make it a Blockbuster Night with DISH On Demand.

>>54223617
>Imagine shorting millions of GME shares at 18% interest

>>54223656
Im not gay

Blockbuster is MOASS
>NFT movies
>rent them for an amount of time
>don't have to return, blockchain does it for you
>can send them to your friends before time limit runs out
actually a pretty kino experience I hope it works out

>>54223641
Already hit 17 again.

>>54223710
Epstein pedo island bros...

>>54223727
The real MOASS was the businesses we saved and revived along the way
Namaste

>>54223669
Citadel, the jews, trump, doesn't matter; we can be anyone you like.

>>54223742
Shame Sears couldn’t be saved.

>>54223742
inside her here, toys R us will be revived and purchase /distrubute all remaining funco pops in gamestop inventories

>>54223742
driving these parasitic ledgies to their deaths will save countless businesses and destroy the debt-zombie planned bankruptcy business model in one fell swoop.

oooooooooooo
>WAGMI
>Uh oh Stinikies
>Uh oh Bankies

>>54223764
I've been thinking of that. Picture this: NFT washing machines and lawn mowers

>>54223296
>>54223364
>redditniggers shocked to learn that biz enjoys laughing at faggots
imagine my shock and go back to your hugbox

shills mad at my 15.60 and 15.82 shares fuckin wew lad

>>54223336
Because FUD shills are out in force lately and that must mean we're nearing the end. They're very concerned about specific investments but if you had money into credit suisse, how much did you hear that your investment was bad then? How much FUD did you read about that specific investment? None

i just handed in my notice at work
been here 15 years

Reddit is down again

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11wjo2f/trust_me_bro_swaps_are_destroying_the_banks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

I don’t fully understand swap rates. What causes them to increase or decrease? Would banks failing cause an increase or decrease in swap rates? Maybe I’ll just ask ChatGPT.

KINGSTON!

>>54223851
Too much cumswapping leads to stds. All of the banks are going to get aids and die

>>54223794
>MFW MOASS was an NFT all along

>>54223825
>Because FUD shills are out in force lately
They've been pretty quiet compared to a week or so ago... Today's been higher than recently but not much.

>>54222200
any more info on this story or an archive link? asking in a purely gme and finance related way of course.

>>54223872
I like this answer, it’s better and more concise. But if anyone here also had the same question as me and wants a more detailed explanation, here’s what gpt gave me with an added “explain LIBOR” prompt:

“ Swap rates are the rates at which one party can exchange one set of cash flows for another set of cash flows with another party. In particular, a swap is an agreement between two parties to exchange cash flows based on a predetermined formula or benchmark. The benchmark used for swap rates can vary, but the most common benchmark is the London Interbank Offered Rate (LIBOR).

The main factors that cause swap rates to increase or decrease are changes in interest rates and changes in market sentiment. For example, if interest rates rise, then the cost of borrowing money increases, and this can cause swap rates to rise as well. Similarly, if there is increased demand for a particular type of swap, this can also cause swap rates to rise.

If banks are failing, this can cause swap rates to increase as well. This is because investors may become more risk-averse and demand higher rates of return to compensate for the increased risk of default.

LIBOR is a benchmark interest rate that is used to set the rates for a variety of financial instruments, including swaps. It is based on the average interest rate at which a group of large banks in London are willing to lend money to each other. LIBOR is used as a benchmark because it reflects the cost of borrowing money in the interbank market, which is where banks lend money to each other. However, LIBOR is being phased out and replaced by other benchmark rates due to concerns about the accuracy of the benchmark and potential manipulation by banks.”

>>54223851
Depends a lot on the type of swap. We think they have total return swaps which are just naked exposure to equity and the payouts are due at fixed intervals to the counterparty. We think they aren't entered into a swap with another counterparty but rather archegos was entered into a swap with credit suisse and so archegos would have been the paying party but no longer exists and CS just has naked equity exposure.

>>54223794
Sears was the paper media version of Amazon. Everything was in the catalog and could be mail ordered, including firearms and home construction kits. They were gradually neutered by government overreach and corporate mismanagement, and by the auto industry. One of their last big money makers was Sears Auto Center but third party mechanics got screwed bigly by cars becoming collections of proprietary ECUs that drive the engine, transmission, and brakes.

Imagine being trolled for 2 years by your own board members. Lol. Lmao. BAGGIES!

>>54223973
I bought some appliances from them about 3 years ago. Pretty good service, better than lowes.

>>54223920
They've been going on defense more often too, most of their comments nowadays are trying to defend insolvent banks.

What’s up with RC, LC, some chewy guy, and another person stepping away from dragonfly? In relative conjunction with the younger Icahn stepping down from Newell?
>kek bag-OH SHIT OH FUCK OH NO
>>54223689
Kek

>>54224062
As I’ve said before the amount of bankie hopium/copium I’ve seen on a thread for a dying brick and mortar stock is shocking. They even expect me to believe it’s all just cynical anons defending banks. Kek. Legitimate desperation.

>>54223947
im not semitic enough for this to make any sense

>>54224115
The idea is absurd on its face. Why would /biz/, a board literally created to get cryptocurrency threads out of /g/, be simping for the biggest, greasiest hook noses in tradfi?

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING
ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING
>C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P
>A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C
>N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A
>T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N
>S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T
>T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S
>O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T
>P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O
>W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P
>O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W
>N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O
>T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N
>S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T
>T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S
>O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T
>P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O
>G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P
>A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G
>M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A
>E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M
>S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E
>T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S
>O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T
>P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O
>C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P

juhu, anybody here?

>>54224413
WAGMI

>>54223872
Banks are passing around toxic assets in this economy like Russians passing around aids in the communal drug bucket at a rave.

>>54223920
It's been sippering down to even non-investing boards to scare people and talk about banks and how it's their fault for playing games.. So it's not contained on this board specifically anymore, which it were before and you could take a step back and forget the market for a day or two. Now it's harder, provided you want to discuss of course. Plenty of things to do outside of the screen where their FUD can't reach you, now I'm mostly curious and stick around to laugh at them

oh, it's a monday and everybody's working i guess. being a neet on monday is boring.

My 200 shares I bought last week at $15.77 sure are sitting pretty. Thanks GME

>>54224435
You’re not alone, I’m here fren.

>>54224422
>>54224453
very comforting to know a few frens are here. wagmi

Still waiting for anyone to tell me the site to track DRS
Comeon bros, be a bro

>>54224438
good for you fren.
i'm still waiting for my 500 shares to finally go through. i'm sure i won't get them for 15.77 but anywhere in the 15-17 range would be pretty sweet.

>>54224079
JUST TWO MORE PULTE TWEETS

>>54224473
You talking about computershared.net?

>>54224473
Past tense of GMEs transfer agent dot net

https://twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1637835577428000770?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Oh fuck. Tomorrow is going to go down in history.

Oof.
>Kek Amazonians.
I hope they get their NFT Marketplace done before they let everyone go lol

>>54224525
>>54224559
Yes thanks bros!

I'm glad CS will be used as abbreviation only for Computershare in the future. No more cheese distractions.

>>54224625
Shame. Swiss cheese happens to be my favorite.

>>54224424
>Russians
>Aids
Instead of using the much more relatable and relevant aids den of San Francisco.

>>54224625
Credit Suisse is the next GME. It’s cheaper and will squeeze first. The bank going under was just the Swiss playing 4d chess to squeeze the naked shorts

>>54224572
MOASS tomorrow!
>Feels like Xmas eve, lads

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>54222288
Checked.

>>54224690
This is only a little more retarded than the AMC thesis.

>>54224647
The entire country has a very high aids rate, and the concept of passing around a literal bucket of aids contaminated syringes is a pretty good description of what's going on right now, because eventually the music is going to stop and people are going to realize that their 'euphoric injection' is going to kill them.

>>54224736
Almost as retarded as the BBBY thesis

>>54224647
I’ve got some bad news for you Ivan.

I bought shares below 15 and it's over 17 now. My broker account is green since I do FIFO for transfers to ComputerShare.

Here is Archegos SWAP counterparty list according to SEC Filing:

Hudson bay capital management LP
Barclays Capital Inc
BNP Paribas
Merrill Lynch International
National Financial Services LLC
State Street Bank
UBS Securities
BNP Paribas Securities
Goldman Sachs & Co LLC
Merrill Lynch Professional Clearing
UBS AG
Paloma Partners Management
BOFA Securities
Citi Group Global Markets
Deutsche Bank AG
Deutsche Bank Securities
JP Morgan Securities
Morgan Stanley & CO International PLC
Barclays Bank PLC
Credit Suisse Securities
Deutsche Bank AG
Deutsche Bank Securities
Goldman Sachs International
JP MOrgan Chase Bank
SG Amercias Securities LLC
Bank Of New York Mellon
Bank Of Nova Scotia,
UBS Switzerland AG
Wells Fargo NA
SS&C Technologies Inc
Samlyn Capital LLC
Barclays Capital Inc
Fidelity Prime Services
Fidelity Prime Services
Morgan Stnaley Capital Services, LLC
Northern Trust International bank corporation,
Morgan Stanley FUnd Services (Cayman) LTD

This Hwang nigga singlehandedly fucked the entire banking cartel lmao

>>54224827
Where are the shills that tell us we are red on every chart?

>>54224865
>Hudson Bay Capital
will someone break the news to the bobbies?

>>54224865
based degenerate chinkoid gambooler

>>54224873
That’s one specific shill. It’s his calling card.

>>54224438
>>54224522
>>54224827
>N-NO, YOU'RE RED RED RED RED R-R-R-REEEEACKKKKKK
shills emotionally, physically, and spiritually btfo - years wasted defending hedge funds, scum bag short selling, and bank coping aaaaahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHA

>>54224865
He spread his aids with absolutely no remorse.

>>54224884
Look at this fucking baggie retard. This is what happens to distraction baggies. This guy used to have more GME than BBBY.

>>54224931
He bought even more just now, and may in fact be the most based man on the board.

>>54224931
I’m gonna be real honest. You talk about bbby so much that I actually bought $200 worth. That’s just my contrarian nature.

>>54224957
More like the biggest retard in history

>>54224957
>donating two hundred thousand dollars to King K on the advice of redditniggers
>based

>>54224891

He is a Gook you culturally insensitive fuck. Koreans take great offence to that

>>54224986
Yeah, I don’t believe you, and if you did then you need to fuck off because anyone who holds BBBY doesn’t belong here

>>54224987
>NOOOOOO YOU GOTTA BUY ONLY ONE STOCK THERE'S ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS
>STOP LONGING EVERY GODDAMNED THING IN THE BASKET MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm sitting pretty on a thousand GME shares myself, but I threw a grand in on BBBY this morning for a cool 1200 shares of it specifically because of how often it's brought up and shat on here. This is what happens when you're concerned with other people's finances.

>>54225016
what's the difference (unironically)

>>54225021
Why does it upset you so much that I bought something else with chump change? It’s not like I needed 13 more shares of gme. I’m holding 780 shares.

>>54225059
could've been 13 more shares drs'd which are arguably more valuable than whatever the fuck pillow factory is doing

>>54225090
I’m also not drsing the whole boat so it definitely wouldn’t have been.

>>54225044
Post them or kys
>>54225059
It adds up dumbfuck. If 200,000 people spend 200 dollars on BBBY instead of using it to DRS GME, thats 40 million dollars less that gets spent on GME. Hedgies know this but you don’t because you’re retarded. Your 200 dollars is significant if everyone thinks like you do. There is only one play and it’s GME

>>54224865
>Fidelity Prime Service
how concerned do i have to be about my shares at Fidelity?

>>54225145
>He thinks a catholic president would let an irish brokerage go under
KEK

>>54225181
that's anti-chatolic

Fyi, the wagmigames big announcement was a new hire.

>>54224865

"THey aRe GoInG to DeLete the EntIRe PoSITION"
"THeY ARe GoIng To ChaNge the RuLe Of The Game"
"ThEy Are Going to PrInt Their Way Out"

Remember they are not powerful as they think they are, new fud is they are simply going to walk away from this position but if they could, they would already have. You can't just walk away from short selling obligations. They can hide in SPV in offshore banking all they want but in the end, what is sold must be bought back. This is literally the root of the capitalism and when govt mafia is split between legitimacy and confidnece of capitalism and bunch of degenerate bankers, They will choose capitalism everytime lmao

>>54225209
Biden himself made a big deal out of his Irish-Catholic heritage when the Irish head of state visited.

>>54225145
Separate entities.

>>54225210
People shouldn’t hype anything that doesn’t come directly from GameStop

>>54225103
>13 drs'd shares less valuable than 200 bed shares getting diluted into the shadow realm
>"not drs'ing the whole boat"
have fun with your diluted blanket shares

>UBS bank PAID 3 billion to inherit credit suisse's flaming hot bag of shit

>wells fargo deposits uninsured 5 billion into First Republic Bank and then doesnt pay their MMF

The game of musical chairs is running out

>>54225145

Bruh, After all that has happened in last two years and how trustworthy brokers are; Do you really trust Fidelity? There is a reason why Fidelity was shilled so fucking hard. DRS immediately to protect your assets.

>>54225210
I hope this results in SS fags never posting anything from IMX ever again

>>54225273
kek chairies

>>54225059
post BBBags keith

>>54225210
They got Brent Pease as their new COO, seems like a hell of a move to me.

>>54225210
so no squeeze then?

https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1637849431084273665?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Doubles decides what bank fails next

I’ll start

Truist

>>54225282
They have a frog as their mascot and as much AUM as a year of US GDP - I think they'll be alright.

>>54225358
Swiss central bank

>>54225358
UBS

>>54225358
>Doubles decides what bank fails next
All of them

>>54225358
Wells Fargo

>checked First Republic's ticker
>it just did a BBBY
wew

>>54224865
How's it feel to be on the cusp of transferring all these banks' money into our accounts?

>>54225358

>>54225358

BOFA DEEZ NUTS

>>54225358
CITI

>>54225358
Jp Morgan because I still have like 150 bucks in my chase bank account lol. Don't worry, I have a credit union :^)

first repoopoo bank just halted

>>54225358
(((J)))P Morgan

>>54225454
WAGMI truck arrived

>>54225358
Wells Faggots

>>54225358
Bofa

hkd getting redeemed? compared to its usual barcoding at least

>>54225103
>>54225145
>>54225364
>Brokies go broke.

>>54225358
The Federal Reserve.

>>54225358
Jp

>>54225496
>unhalted
DOWN SHE GOES

>>54225358
the central bank

>>54225358

Wells.

Lmao BBBagies. Get fucked

>>54225622
Checked and it’s decided.

>>54225622
Checked.

>>54225622
it's joever.
Also first repoopoo halted again

>>54225625
fucking based but still ngmi

Is it stupid that I feel guilty about being nearly absolutely stupid fucking rich? There are so many people I want to help but I know it would be a logistical nightmare since I have online friends who will probably die like some disabled dudes i know online or friends with kids... would it be wrong to save 1 share for 100,000,000 solely to give like a 1/4 million to each person I feel deserves it. Would that open me or my family up for being a target for scams though? Most don't know I hold, and I wouldn't even say we're really friends, they're just people i don't want to see get hurt. What should I do? Apart of me wants to just say fuck it and I'll only help my family and friends in close proximity. This shit makes my gut wrench.

Look at this shit. A dozen of you rooting for large banks to fail. You people are disgusting and belong in jail. You know what those banks hold? The funds of teachers, food service workers, door dash drivers, the people that would be affected the most if these banks fail. All of their money gone. Likely, yours too idiots. MOASS is not happening and you will be on the losing side of banks collapsing just like normal people.

>>54224865
BABE C'MERE
NEW COLLAPSE LIST JUST DROPPED

>>54225454
Is it just halted? It says suspended.

>>54225672
This is bait but I'll bite. The root cause of the failures is the unchecked corruption and greed. We are merely cheering on the inevitable.
>>54225688
It's the second halt for today. I think it takes 3 for a day's suspension.

>54225672
Kek. You must be lost. Suck my dick and then promptly kys faggot.

>>54225672
mmm pasta

>>54225358
wells fargo

>>54225672
Pretty fucked up of those banks to gamble those people's lives like that, no?
>I don't think bankies deserve jail and instead should do the honorable thing and JUMP.

>>54224865
This is a lot, but are there any banks that aren't on this list for curiosities sake? I can't think of one

>>54225672
Poorfags under the FDIC limit will be fine.

>>54225672

>>54225672
>teachers, food service workers, door dash drivers
None of these people have any money in the bank lol

>>54225728
>letting two hundred and fifty thousand dollars just rot in the goybox

>>54225672
You have had over 2 years to prepare, $GMEsisters have been telling you the banks will collapse first.

>>54225671
If you want to help people, it's better to lobby to roll back dumb red tape legislation to make things cheaper, than to have them feed money into the same inefficient system.

>>54225722
Large banks, no, but you’ll find a lot of mid-sized and regional banks aren’t there. And obviously the chad credit unions aren’t either

>>54225672
Sounds like you need to call JG Wentworth

Wtf? Bank stocks shitting on you? Market not crashing? Banks rallying

Kek dumbfucks

WRONG AGAIN BAGGIES

>>54225671
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-/5-749519/?page=1

If I make a smackdab of money, my priority is to make a trust to legally shield as much of it as possible and provide for the family through controlled mechanisms. My priorities for gifting money is based on enabling people to succeed opposed to enabling them to splurge. Ill have trusts for putting kids through college, and maybe paying off houses, but if they want money so they can go party fuck no. Ideally I'll have as little money in my name as possible and get most of my finances in the form of a paycheck to myself from the trust

>>54225672
If they did any of that shit, they wouldn't need the government to bail them out and do it for them. Fuck these people, and fuck they kids.

>>54225672
>NOOOOOOOOOOO THE BONDS WE BOUGHT WITH CUSTOMER DEPOSITS WENT OOPSIE POOPSIE WIDDLE BING-BANG FUCKY WUCKY UBSWIDE DOWN CUZ DA FED DA BIG BAD EBIL! NOOOOOOOO WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MUNNI FOR WIFFDRAWALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A - The fed already stepped in and said they'd foot the bill, which would be insane if they weren't expecting a massive tax windfall soon
B - It's not my fucking problem a bunch of banks decided to be fags and use customer deposits to gamble that interest rates would stay low

>>54225816
check again

>>54225844
Check your average dumbfuck baggie

Ahahahahahahahaha

>>54225672
this you?

>>54224647
Russia has about 4 times the prevalence of HIV over the US and has the 13th largest population living with HIV/AIDS. Although by that metric the US is 11th that's due to a larger population.

>>54225860
*nigger

>>54225854
yes, but check the bank stocks

>>54225832
>fuck dey kids

>>54225906
Do you think this skank knows she’s a meme now?
Does she get off on it?

>>54224865
Their financial entanglement is not necessarily for swaps so it would be incorrect to believe every party is exposed via swaps there.

>shills right now

>>54225945
>Does she get off on it?
She's probably posting the edits.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1637857563961090049?s=42&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

ITS

HAPPENING

>>54225994
>unusual_moths
>source is Politico

>>54225860
Yeah, it's almost like Russia, despite having some good things about it, is still a miserable place because of the cultural and economic devastation wrought by communism.

>>54225210
Called it yesterday based on their recent twitter history. I did hold a bit of hope that lining it up with GDC would have made it a bigger name.

ohemgee guys have you heard about the big somethingtaco that WAGMI games announced? It's one fucking person who worked for previous brands!!!! DIS IS NOT A DRILL WAGMI JUST LIKE THE GAME THAT ANNOUNCED THE STARS ARE ALIGNING LFG

>>54226035
why are worried about it

>>54225916
>I should want any more of them around.
You do realize they look at us (and treat us) as cattle, right?

>>54224865
>tfw my bank is nowhere to be seen on those silly lists
thank you based orange dutch lion, truly my greatest ally

>>54225672
>You know what those banks hold?
Nothing, which is the problem.

Why is no one talking about RC and all his friends leaving dragonfly? This feels them leaving to avoid a conflict of interest.

>>54224865
>The UBS didn't review the swaps CS was bagholding before buying them out
>"C'mooooon, what's in the swaaaaaps???"
>"WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING SWAPS!?!1?1!?"
LOL

LMAO

KEK HEDGIES

>>54226020
Russia was always a tiny handful of cities surrounded by a gigantic unproductive shitheap, ruled by the corrupt and the incompetent.

>>54226035
Wow, so the advertisement by WAGMI games that had EA, Dreamworks, Apple, etc logos was a fraud? False advertising? Using certain logos and imagery to hype fans up and then completely underdeliver? What a scam! It's a tale as old as time. Incidentally, I just noticed that my GameStop sweatpants tag has a rocket logo on it. Bullish! To the moon!

>>54225860
I don't care about Russia and am much more concerning with the fag grids at my ass than across the ocean. That's all

Bank stocks shitting on baggies

Ahahahahahahaha

>so uhhh, we are just not paying our private bond creditors, lol
>t. debit suisse
>>>/pol/420381980

>>54226048
not my problem, the masses are going to be mad enough at them for their 401k going away.

fee-sisters, did we get too cocky?

>>54226171
some of the sites just don't report rate if there are no more shares available

>54226153
zoom out ranjesh

You met me at a very strange time in my life

>>54226142
You took stake with someone's analogy which was more on point than the one you preferred.

>54226153
Zoom in.

>>54226189
Now what fucking retard
Keep moving goalposts

It's never crashing you fucking moron

>>54225672
Kek not my problem

>Jiemi Cone
>it's green

>>54226218
now zoom in

>>54226238
It's outperforming you on every single chart

Gme baggots getting shit on by the banks. Ahahahahahahahahahaha

>>54226159
If this has taught us anything, it's how normies aren't actually real. It's only schizos and psychos out there.

>54226259
Did you trying flipping the chart upside down?

>>54226259
Now explode and enhance it.

>>54226237

>>54226298
>heh, so the banking system might collapse, it's a good idea to buy useful things, guns, gold, silver, a RV, and generator. Russia could easily hack our supply chain or power grid
>nahh that's a bunch of conspiracy stuff, things will be like they have always been
>tries to kill you when he runs out of soda for a week

>>54226201
pretty bizarre that the ending of fight club was about rugpulling all of the banks

>>54226298
npc -> Normie player characters

>>54226218
Remember when every faggot said that UBS will fall 70% at open? Yeah, about that...

>>54226186
This

>>54226171
They are still borrowing thousands of shares at 18% interest. IDK what the millions of other daily shorts are rated at, but I'm going to assume something competitive so 15%-20%. More bleed out for them, more shorts in the rocket fuel for us.

Is this green day and euphria on /smg/ literally from: Banks are so big and govt so corrupt it doesn't matter if banks fail at any point... because they will be bailed out?- STONKS ONLY GO UP?

Am i understanding this right?

>>54226340
No, I don't remember reading or posting that.

BULLISH!

>>54226389
since you posted my favorite girl, we'll allow your antisemitism

>>54226389
yeah, pretty much

>>54226020
Russia has always been a complete shithole ever since the fall of Novgorod.

>>54226340
I’ve never seen anyone say that here.

reaking Market News @financialjuice
2h

JPMORGAN: THE DECISION TO WRITE DOWN CREDIT SUISSE AT1 COULD LEAD TO CONTAGION FOR WHOLESALE FUNDING COSTS ACROSS THE INDUSTRY.

>>54226546
>financialjuice
>juice
every.time.

>>54226546
they will all fall together, they are functionally not separate entities

RRP 2,098.393

PARTICIPANTS 97

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>54226100
>Why is no one talking about RC and all his friends leaving dragonfly?
Because it’s BBBY cope and no one gives a shit about your bankrupt towel stock

>>54226546
>CONTAGION
1 more rate hike and we will be able to pivot guys!

>>54225816
Inflation was the word and you missed

>>54226546
@financialjuice 1h

JPMORGAN HAS NO EXPOSURE TO CREDIT SUISSE’S AT1 BONDS.

UH OH BANK BAGGIES

>>54226653
Wait, BBBY?
>-19%
>-0.19
Um, bros? Wtf is happening? Why is the percentage the same as the cents?

>>54225622
Checked

>>54226704
Inverse Cramer is always right.

>>54225358
Lloyd’s then spreads to deutsche

>>54225770
Nothing will change after Moass. Reddit will go broke doing dumb shit. The tight fisted and heartless will take over again. It will be the second age of the robber barons.

Bedman?

>>54226727
What happened to fortresses?
>Bastille
CHOPPED
>Alamo
MexiCANNED
>Maginot
AVOIDED

>>54226609
it's about getting a slice of the pie, not competition

>>54226769
you can't rob people if your product is GPL licensed

Basically, we're all gonna make it

>>54226653
I mean I don’t even really care about bbby but surely this is a big deal no?

>>54226733
Checked

>>54226845
Cheers, based wagmi fren

HKD rugging 1 day before earnings


BULLISH

>>54226733
chegged

>>54226842
Slashing copyright to 20 years would also make all /vr/ content public domain, as well as all the books and writings of the 20th century.

>>54226845
Bought bbby at 15 and its now 0.8. Literally 3k on fire. I didnt even average down on that shit.

Im gonna make it

Painful year for my hambles

>>54226883
>slash copyright
This is a must

>>54226237
lol i posted that image on /pol/ earlier today
the thread about norwegians eating bread with chocolate jimmies
>kek sprinklies

>>54226993
Australians butter bread and put rainbow sprinkles on it, fairy bread.

>>54226896
Only if you hold GME

>>54226237
Pics of Jimmie serving up piping hot Jimmie Cone soft serve when

>>54226879
eternal reminder that /smg/ bought HKD at 1,300

>>54227064
/smg/ aren't antisemitic enough to make it, many such cases.

>>54227068
>>54227068
>>54227068
Threaded.

>>54226201
Her mama say I can't talk to her no mo. Bros, should I let her in post MOASS if seeing all those zeroes finally gives her the courage to stand up to her mother? It's bad. Girl's 26 and is immature as fuck because her mother smothers her but I son of a fucking gun even after she called the cops I still love her ass clown of a daughter. She is the only thing I care about more than the MOASS or anything really. I don't care about money past a certain point. I just want to make this retard happy.

>>54227015
Hundreds & Thousands

>>54224865
Source?