/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54216879
its really going to happen tomorrow isnt it? so much positivity and originality today. truly glorious

>>54217137
thank you anon. enjoy another classic "Can't Help Buying Chainlink" by Ari Juelsley


Wise men say
Only fools FO-MO
But I can't help buying LINK on Binance
Shall I buy?
Would it be a sin
If I can't help buying LINK on Binance?

Like the data flows
Surely to the node
Sergey, so it goes
Some things are meant to be

Take my cash
Take my whole life, too
For I can't help buying LINK on Binance

Like the big mac goes
Surely to my lips
Sergey, so it goes
Some things are meant to be

Take my cash
Take my whole life, too
For I can't help buying LINK on Binance
For I can't help buying LINK on Binance

You missed the entire last bull run by holding chainlink and you retards are still being hopeful. This shit is beyond old. You have to try it with a new coin, or something newer than crypto in general.

ye alright im opening audacity

>>54218662
we dont feel like we've missed anything, sorry man, it's you who missed out. LOL!

>>54216879
You pump my shorts and you dump on my longs
Too much red drives a stinky ding-dongs
You broke my will, but what a thrill
Goodness a gracious great links of fire

Stinky Linky by Don McLink

[Verse 1]
A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that token used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those anons buy
And, maybe, they’d be wealthy for a while
But Quarter 2 made me shiver
With every thread that I’d deliver
Bad news on the catalog;
I couldn’t take one more scroll
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about the token's price
But something touched me deep inside
The day that Chainlink died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, Mr Stinky Linky
Sent my tokens to the exchange, but the address was wrong
And them good old boys were watching bitcoin and eth
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

[Verse 2]
Did you write in the threads anon
And do you have faith in Nazarov
If the website tells you so?
Do you believe in tokens oh
Can Chainlink save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to never ever sell?
Well, I know that you’re in love with him
`Cause I saw you eatin' in Mc D's
You both took off your shirts
Man, I dig those burgers and fries
I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a checkered flannel and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day that Chainlink died
I started singing

[Chorus]
Bye, bye, Mr Stinky Linky
Sent my tokens to the exchange, but the address was wrong
And them good old boys were watching bitcoin and eth
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

[Verse 3]
Now for ten days we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on the catalog
But that’s not how it used to be
When Assblaster sang for you and me
With a trip he borrowed from Janny
And a voice that came from Chainlink Labs
Oh, and while Sergey was looking up
Assblaster stole his greasy fries
Kleros court was adjourned;
No verdict was returned
And while Rory read a book on law
Adelyn practiced English in the park
And we wrote slurs about the darks
The day that Chainlink died
We were singing

>>54218850

[Chorus]
Bye, bye Mr Stinky Linky
Sent my tokens to the exchange, but the address was wrong
And them good old boys were watching bitcoin and eth
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

[Verse 4]
Helter skelter in a summer swelter
Newfags reply to the baiting poster
Eight posts in and climbing fast
It landed foul in the end
The posters tried for a brand new thread
With Assblaster on the sidelines in a cast
Now the halftime air was full of braps
While the Moderators pinned a tragic thread
We all sat down to post
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`Cause the Jannies tried to take the thread;
The shitposters refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day that Chainlink died?
We started singing

[Chorus]
Bye, bye Mr Stinky Linky
Sent my tokens to the exchange, but the address was wrong
And them good old boys were watching bitcoin and eth
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

[Verse 5]
Oh, and there we were all on one board
A generation lost online
With no time left to start again
So come on: Jak be nimble, Jak be quick!
Wojak sat on a candlestick
'Cause leverage is the devil’s only friend
Oh, and as I watched him on the Twitter space
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
Could break that Satan’s spell
And as the candle dove low into the chart
To bankrupt all the LINK holders
I saw Changpeng laughing with delight
The day that Chainlink died
We were singing

[Chorus]
Bye-bye, Mr Stinky Linky
Sent my tokens to the exchange, but the address was wrong
And them good old boys were watching bitcoin and eth
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

>>54218863
[Verse 6]
I met a girl who was a Jew
And I asked to see her Khazar boobs
But she just screamed and ran away
I went on to the LINK exchange
Where I’d bought the tokens years before
But the bot there said the tokens had long gone
And in the threads: the Apus screamed
The Wojaks cried, and the Pepes dreamed
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost
They caught the last plane for the coast
The day that Chainlink died
And they were singing

[Chorus]
Bye-bye, Mr Stinky Linky
Sent my tokens to the exchange, but the address was wrong
And them good old boys were watching bitcoin and eth
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."
They were singing
Bye-bye, Mr Stinky Linky
Sent my tokens to the exchange, but the address was wrong
And them good old boys were watching bitcoin and eth
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die"

>>54218876
These links were made for dumpin
And that's just what they do
And one of these days these links are gunnnaa dump all over you

>>54218728
god bless you anon

I'm looking forward to what you produce

>>54218876
Just yesterday morning, they let me know that it was dumped
Sergey the plans you made put an end to us
Woke up this morning, didn't care that link was red
Just wanted to see green for another day

I've seen pumps and I've seen dumps
I've seen rich times that I thought would never end
I've seen fuddy times when I time I couldn't find a gain
But I always thought that I'd see link green again

>>54218876
S - T - I - N - K - I - E
Find out what link means to me
S - T - I - N - K - I - E
Find out what link means to me

Dump a little' Dump a little' Dump a little' Dump a little'
Dump a little' Dump a little' Dump a little' Dump a little'

S.N. Chainlink by The Chains

Well, I just got into LINK about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the gains blow
Where the little LINK in their Metamask balances
Are you a lucky little Chainlink in the contract of truth
Or just another lost token, contract of ruse
Contract of ruse, contract of ruse, contract of ruse, woo, come on

S.N. Chainlink, S.N. Chainlink
S.N. Chainlink Sergey dumps again
S.N. Chainlink Sergey dumps again
S.N. Chainlink Sergey dumps again
Trade with your bitcoins
Into your links, into your links
Into your links-links links
Into your links, oh, yeah

I see your cash is burnin'
Banks are filled with fire
If they say I never staked you
You know they are a liar
Buyin' down on Binance
Midnight snackies ate
Chains in links, the data nodes
Never saw a Chainlink
So alone, so alone
So alone, so alone

Chainlink token Smartcon madness
Let's change the trend from bull to bearish

Mister Sergey risin', mister Sergey risin'
Mister Sergey risin', mister Sergey risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Mister Sergey risin', mister Sergey risin'
Sergey risin', gotta Sergey risin'
Mister Sergey risin', gotta keep on risin'
Risin', risin'
Gone risin', risin'
I'm gone risin', risin'
I gotta risin', risin'
Well, risin', risin'
I gotta, wooo, yeah, risin'
Woah, ohh yeah

Well, I just got into LINK about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the gains blow
Where the little LINK in their Metamask balances
Are you a lucky little Chainlink in the contract of truth
Or just another lost token, contract of ruse
Contract of ruse, contract of ruse, contract of ruse, woo, come on
S.N. Chainlink, S.N. Chainlink
S.N. Chainlink, you're my token
Little S.N. Chainlink, little S.N. Chainlink
S.N. S.N. Chainlink Chainlink
S.N. Chainlink, come on

https://voca.ro/1bpNjNHjKys9

>>54216879
What

>>54220372
>>54218728
this is me i dont know why my id changed

>>54220372
based, bretty gud man

>>54218850
Awesome.

>>54220372
>>54220382
this is beautiful anon, thank you!

chainlink radio would be kino, like Vax Jamz 21 from /pol/ but 24/7 chainlink hits

>>54218850
>>54218863
>>54218876
https://voca.ro/1nckJhHc5zYg

>>54221061
damn you have a really nice voice anon. this is peak comfy chainlink kino posting. 10/10

>>54221061

>>54216879
Some one ask GPT4 to write those things

>>54220372
my beautiful basterd

>>54221061
Based

>>54221061
>https://voca.ro/1nckJhHc5zYg
lol nice anon, u kinda sound like Don

>>54220372
kek

>>54221061
based

>>54218730