/biz/ - Business & Finance

New thread. New me. No one will know which ID I was in the last thread.

>>54210738
Money printers back on, but also banking collapses. Theta decay day leaning to the upside

Here we go again.

>>54210759
i just know

>>54210578
>I mean if the fed did swap all old bonds for new bonds, wouldnt it immediately solve any issue the banks have
it might solve the banks' issues, but it still doesnt solve inflation and the fact that no one has any savings and credit card debt is high as fuck. the business cycle is still in progress

>>54210759
4chan gold members can

They daily reminder that Goyslop Mutt posters are basement dweller simps, incels, neckbeards and possible troons and never have seen a women in their lives.

How many institutions owned CS stock and how many are going to have to sell their tech stocks to cover their losses?

See you on the other side gents. Guess bread is going to be 50 bucks this time next year. May as well market buy TQQQ at 40 dollars because it's going there anyway in a week.

>>54210759
I can tell

Information about what a swap line is and what it means regarding the nuclear news from last thread.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_liquidityswaps.htm

What do I invest in to get a goyslop latina gf?

I'm all in SOXS does this mean I'm fucked?

>>54210791
Their market cap was dogshit, so not many. You should be asking how many counterparties got screwed on the murky details of the buyout and will be forced to take drastic actions

Do not be afraid, my children. All will be well.
He is come.

>>54210796
What does this even mean? Dumping USD for their own currency for liquidity? Whats maturing every 7 days?

>>54210796
Wtf is a dollar swap line? Do they just mean QE?

>>54210796
Don't worry they'll draft us into war before we start to riot. That's how those things play out

>>54210817
Honestly yeah probably. NASDUMP is probably gonna 3x this year alone. Get ready for zero beeps in 6 months

i hope little debbs is big enough to take my swiss roll, if not she can lick it. All in on ticker symbols:
N32.SI
7122.T
CMI

>>54210805
I vaguely recall them starting this up when the pandemic started so that the treasury market didn't get even more fucked by countries offloading their treasuries. So does this extension mean the balance sheet is going to go EVEN HIRE as we repo garbage from other countries?

>>54210827
>>54210828
It's confusing verbiage so the average investors don't get it. This is QE on roids. Every asset is about to get a supercycle.

>>54210828
you can get dollars from the fed without having to use your reserves

>futures

>>54210827
In general, these swaps involve two transactions. When a foreign central bank draws on its swap line with the Federal Reserve, the foreign central bank sells a specified amount of its currency to the Federal Reserve in exchange for dollars at the prevailing market exchange rate. The Federal Reserve holds the foreign currency in an account at the foreign central bank. The dollars that the Federal Reserve provides are deposited in an account that the foreign central bank maintains at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. At the same time, the Federal Reserve and the foreign central bank enter into a binding agreement for a second transaction that obligates the foreign central bank to buy back its currency on a specified future date at the same exchange rate. The second transaction unwinds the first. At the conclusion of the second transaction, the foreign central bank pays interest, at a market-based rate, to the Federal Reserve. Dollar liquidity swaps have maturities ranging from overnight to three months.

When the foreign central bank loans the dollars it obtains by drawing on its swap line to institutions in its jurisdiction, the dollars are transferred from the foreign central bank's account at the Federal Reserve to the account of the bank that the borrowing institution uses to clear its dollar transactions. The foreign central bank remains obligated to return the dollars to the Federal Reserve under the terms of the agreement, and the Federal Reserve is not a counterparty to the loan extended by the foreign central bank. The foreign central bank bears the credit risk associated with the loans it makes to institutions in its jurisdiction.

>>54210738
I hate all you retards. I should have just gone all in on real estate in 2019 you tranny cuck

dollar swap?

Why didn't these bastards do this before? Surely there is no downside :^)

>>54210827
Monsieur, à votre famille et à vos vaches, je dis, "Bravo."

>>54210805
So what happens now? Euro takes a massive dump and DXY skyrockets?

>>54210895
>>54210850
>>54210828
tl;dr: they're basically increasing money supply 7x+
Someone better versed in this should be able to answer if it is going to completely tank the dollar or completely tank every currency except the dollar, it's definitely one or the other but I would need a few hours to figure it out on my own.

>>54210854
no they give collateral to get dollars it's a literal swap

>>54210919
The reason I'm not sure of the direction is that I'm not sure if the problem is that banks don't have enough USD or that they don't have enough local currency. Answer this and you know the answer to that via the direction of the swap that will be abused.

>>54210854
>>54210855
So money printer of USD for anyone who needs it? But sounds like they had 7 day maturities already existing. What are those? A 7 day contract to swap Yen-etc for USD buy paid back in a week?
>>54210895
Based anon thanks you work at the fed? Thats a perfect answer. I get it now. Temporary swaps for other banks at the various central banks.
>>54210922
But wait are they? It sounds like a swap from other currencies to USD so should be 1:1 basically. Not withstanding different purchasing powers of each currency. Its not money printer then its just drawing down on USD liquidity for smaller currencies.

I guess.

>>54210912
Kek, you could ask that about so many of these moves. "If it's so good, why not do it all the time?"

>>54210922
I'll just wait for Eurodollar University, this seems right up their alley

>>54210938
>don't have enough local currency
*boop* There, printed, now there's enough. No need for swaps

>>54210796
>To improve the swap lines' effectiveness in providing U.S. dollar funding, the central banks currently offering U.S. dollar operations have agreed to increase the frequency of 7-day maturity operations from weekly to daily.
what does this mean? you get literal zero day maturity on a normally 7 day one? sounds like another massive QE on a daily basis on overnight swap on steroids?

>giving banks liquidity is going to somehow make inflation worse because.... just because, okay!

>>54210855
>>54210895
>you can get dollars from the fed without having to use your reserves
dont you trade your local currency reserves to the Fed though?

also why borrow dollars from the Fed, when you can just sell your local currency for dollars and use that? they're doing the same thing anyway with the swaps because it uses the prevailing market rate. at least if you just outright bought dollars, you wouldnt have to pay them back with interest to the Fed. whats the point of all this?

seems like they're just slushing money around for no good reason, unless they're trying to create the illusion of more liquidity but there's really not

>>54210987
>nother massive QE on a daily basis on overnight swap on steroids?
Yeah maybe. But the interest is going to the federal reserve instead of to the banks this time. So maybe not QE but still similar vein.

>CEO has unhealthy BMI
>CEO studied some shit like philosophy and actually got a degree instead of dropping out cause they are a follower instead of an actual leader
>CEO markets some psychopathic vision for corporation but CEO themself is a soft baby and not a predator with real selling skills
>most loyal investors get a lucky break after IPO and are too dumb to sell their bags because they are dumb people in general and should just buy an index fund let alone read into dividends income building strategies at minimum

What are some signs a company is a bad investment?

>>54210994
Are those banks going to shove their liquidity up their ass or is it perhaps going into their market? One of those isn't inflationary

>>54210945
>But wait are they? It sounds like a swap from other currencies to USD so should be 1:1 basically.
Both parts of the swap are actually done in "virtual currency", not physical, even though the "assumption" is that it's no different from doing it on physical currency; so it's all leveraged in practice. In addition there are overnight interest rates on both pairs (anyone who dabbled in FX will understand this, I did once and wouldn't recommend, but it's important to get what's happening here). The difference in the rate is collectable on one side and is lost on the other.
Then as you hinted a swap has a direct impact on the pair's going rate.

>>54210945
>Repurchase agreements are contractual agreements in which the borrowing central bank obtains foreign currency, for a specified period and at a contractually agreed interest rate, in exchange for financial assets denominated in that same currency provided as collateral to the lending central bank.

So the swiss just fucked over every CS Bond holder? nice.

Check the pre-futures.

>>54211035
And also stock holders. Not to mention all derivative holders of all types.

>>54211027
>>54211025
Based, thanks anons. Its an overnight swap now but from other nations central banks to fed instead of fed to local USA banks.

>>54211003
They can't sell because then it'd incur a loss. Borrowing with a little (emphasis on little) interest buys them more time to get their horrific situations fixed. It is all in the game of buying more time.

>>54211003
>local currency reserves
You print your local currency, i was referring to dollars reserves that you don't want to burn. I guess the FED lend dollars at better rates than market.

>>54211049
They are all trending slightly higher

>Carmelo. Get me Eric Dale here by 6:30.

>>54211072
OK, now I think I grasp the directionality. If anyone has a better clue please correct me. My understanding is that the banks will require USD reserves in order to obtain loans denominated in USD. Therefore DXY will indeed skyrocket and all other worldwide currencies are about to tank to $0.

>>54211075

Are the resources in the OP any good for someone who's completely new to the stock market and investing?
I wanna get started with it now that I'm earning for myself.

>>54211003
>also why borrow dollars from the Fed, when you can just sell your local currency for dollars and use that?
Because that would tank the value of your currency. The swap allows you to get USD without impacting the market

It's literally over tomorrow, isn't it?

>>54210827
WTF where's the full size image? Fuck..

>>54211097
>Therefore DXY will indeed skyrocket and all other worldwide currencies are about to tank to $0.
No! The whole point of the swap is to not impact the forex market

>>54211097
>My understanding is that the banks will require USD reserves in order to obtain loans denominated in USD. Therefore DXY will indeed skyrocket and all other worldwide currencies are about to tank to $0.
Exaggerated but that is more or less my bear thesis here. DXY up equities down.

retards are gonna take this as bullish

>>54211097
I think this will cause DXY to go up, but not skyrocket. Remember this is only foreigners demanding dollars, not America (the biggest user of USD). There were similar issues during the pandemic where the Fed needed to make more swap lines available for USD, but that did not move the DXY for very long. Until America sees higher demand for dollars the DXY is likely to not budge much.

>>54211117
It's AI image, you'll have to inpaint the rest

Guys, red pill me on Charles Schwab Corp
Insiders bought it, analysts say it dropped without a good reason. This might be all proven wrong if fear sits in and everybody panicks

Should I be worried? I have 125 stocks in it at 58usd

>>54210959
Yeah I was just thinking this. Disclaimer: I know nothing about banking or the Eurodollar system.

However, the way this looks to me, is that Jeff was right. The Eurodollar system is collapsing and there's nothing the Federal Reserve can do except inject an unlimited amount of dollars into international banks and financial firms. God knows how many of these banks will fail if they don't get dollars, and who knows how much they need. This could be the biggest bail out of all time.

>>54211101
The best thing to do is to just look things up that you don't understand from this thread. The OP resources will help you do that, but the thread topics will guide you in what to research.

>>54211134
Yep. Market has not corrected itself for this shit.

>>54211072
>>54211073
>>54211105
>Because that would tank the value of your currency. The swap allows you to get USD without impacting the market
ok that makes sense. wouldnt this tank the dollar though? the other countries dont have to print their own currency, but we will be printing USD in order to swap it with these foreign banks

>doomer bobo wants it all to collapse
>Jews say: no

sorry bobo

>>54211106
Gross. Women shouldn't eat food. It comes out as poop.

>>54211020
>CEO / CFO / CTO or other executive is selling more than $1,000,000 worth of stock at a time
>company relies upon popular trends without the ability to innovate and pivot as trends change
>shareholder equity has been decreasing or flat with each quarter, for years
>company relies upon very specific macro conditions in order to be profitable
>company management wears dog shit quality shoes (see Don Allan of Cielo Waste management)
>company spends any time / effort promoting diversity / gender / race / sex issues instead of solely focusing on their business - complying and playing the game of ESG scores is ok - what is not okay is if the only time they are in the news it is because of their diversity program, or their entire front page of their website is all about the trans support rally they are running (see risk management at silicon valley bank) probably the biggest red flag, do not invest under any circumstance red flag
>executive compensation is excessive, especially if they are paid not in shares or if it is not performance based

>>54211180
>wouldnt this tank the dollar though?
No. The swaps bypass the market, so currency value do not change

>>54211200
Women should do nothing but eat food.

>>54211198
>doomer bobo wants it all to collapse EQUALLY
>Jerome say: Let me bailout my friends first

>>54211146
The global demand under normal circumstances would not be that bad, but in a sequential bank weakness scenario, this could have pretty hardcore cumulative effect.
Of course I say 'to $0' for dramatic reasons, but that could be pretty bad.
>>54211124
Please explain how selling your local currency and buying USD is going to not affect the FX market. "b-but it's basically a private transaction" obviously doesn't fly, the market will correct for this.

>>54211097
>>54211126
>>54211146
Isnt it the opposite? DXY down as other countries swap USD for local currency? >>54211117
Thats all I got sorry.

>>54211228
>Please explain how selling your local currency and buying USD is going to not affect the FX market
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MAKING THE TRANSACTION IN THE MARKET.

I don't care what breaks. I don't care if deflation is "bad" for the economy. Just bring back $1 mcdoubles.

>>54211225
dont fight the fed anon

i haven't checked the port all weekend i forgot what plays i have should i check em?

>>54211248
>Isnt it the opposite? DXY down as other countries swap USD for local currency?
I... I don't know.

>>54211252
>$1

sir, you can get them for free if you're high in melanin

>>54211217
>No. The swaps bypass the market, so currency value do not change
... so where does the USD come from thats being lent to foreign banks?

Bros I just realized the futures market means absolutely nothing.

>>54211106
Bigger baby. BIGGER, baby. Grow, my sweet bitch grow.

>>54211285
In central bank accounts. Read>>54210895

Any female investors in /smg/? Tis a lovely thing to see. My name's Rajesh. Don't be intimidated. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

Do you think the 50 cent VIX hedger cashed out last week? I'd have taken off at least half of my bet.

>>54211253
I already PREBOOOONKed this notion. You have no argument.

>>54211287
Just now?

>>54211300

>>54211287
lmao

>>54211288
This anon thinks big.

AMRN - A case study in the perils of bio companies and giving big pharma the finger. In end part of 2019 AMRN was riding high. They'd passed the FDA approval hoop-fest. Everyone was giddy with glee with the thought of money flowing in like crack now they'd gotten approved. Which was an easy thing to do considering the drug helped aid the prevention of the Big One from happening to you. But alas Big Pharma with it's cash cow Lipotor had other ideas. It's no secret that once they (AMRN) got FDA approved the lawsuits came out. Challenging their patents on the drug. They told Big Pharma to suck it so out came the lawsuits. Which drained their coffers and kept them from marketing the drug effectively. The stock went from high mid 20s down to a shockingly low 1.50 today. As to why no one's bought them yet well now that the judge said the drug patent's are invalid big pharma is merely waiting for the company to die to pick the bones clean.

>>54211248
DXY goes up if demand for USD increases relative to the basket. If you sell your local currency for USD, obviously your local currency demand goes down while USD demand goes up.

>>54211288

>>54211323
Yeah but arent they selling USD for their local currency? To that American USD liquidity can be spread to each central bank members own economy?

>fixed duration contracts

>>54211314
>short at open, buy at close

>>54211163
Their website and apps are utter shit. They are taking TDA down with them.

>>54211345
According to my understanding, they are buying USD in order to get sufficient reserves to be able to get USD-denominated loans in order to not have to sell their assets and thus register a loss as they come into trouble.

>>54211221
>eat
*cook

>>54211304
I'm not "arguing" anything. I'm TELLING you how it is.

>>54211294
i did read that. i'm just saying these dollars we're going to swap w/ foreign central banks - where do they come from? do they already exist?

they are going to end up in central bank accounts - i get that - but from where do these USD originate?

>>54211388
You didn't, though. I explained that the market will price in supply pressure exercised outside the free market, you didn't explain how that's somehow not happening.

>not long from now

>>54211375
Yes.

>>54211368
And they have to pay interest on those US Dollar denominated loans, so there is still some selling pressure on their local currency.

>>54211411
someone touched her ass

>>54211368
Anyway to actually confirm what theyre doing? I suppose not until after the fact but wondering if they want USD or their own. I think they are trying to get USD now that I think about it. Otherwise theyd be swapping with other central banks and not just ours...I think...guess we can confirm when dxy opens.
>>54211405
Oh gotcha. I believe the money already exists and was just sitting in the central bank accounts as foreign reserves.

>>54211436
Keyword SOME. Without these beefed up swap lines there's be a lot more.

All the things SMG bought will dump tomorrow and everything they didn't will giga pump

>>54211358
I'll see in about 9h
Why does everything has to be so difficult?

>>54211460
I hope so, I'm waiting to average down.

>>54211406
There is no "supply pressure" because the transaction is done OFF MARKET. It's the same mechanism as paper gold and ebay gold.

>>54211478
digital fiat?

>>54211478
Did you self-own on purpose or are you really that dumb?

>>54211454
>I believe the money already exists and was just sitting in the central bank accounts as foreign reserves.
that doesn't make sense - if the USD was already sitting as reserves in these foreign central bank accounts, then they wouldnt need the swaps. they would just withdraw their existing USD reserves that are already in their possession

this seems like the Fed will be printing USD to loan out for these swaps

FOMC is next week too. I wouldnt buy anything at all until thats over.

>>54211508
>this seems like the Fed will be printing USD to loan out for these swaps
Correct. And the banks will be printing their local currency to perform their side of the transaction.

>>54210738
Chicken

>>54211508
>they would just withdraw their existing USD reserves
Good point. Maybe its not their foreign reserves but the US deposited USD there. So its ours not theirs. And the fed is saying instead of 7 day contracts to borrow it the fed is doing 1 day contracts to allow more options.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

Kneel

WHAT IN TARNATION

>>54211438
yes anon she spend hours preparing her goblina face with makeup, wearing a kitchen apron she bought just for this picture, took some flour and clapped her ass pretending to be muh sexy kitchen maid for all of her 5 beta cuck followers one of them happens to be an autistic 4chin cuck

>>54208331
kek

This can't be real.

>>54211563
Someone get this hothead outta here!

>green futes

You haven't learned yet? That means blood red tomorrow.

WHAT THE FUCK FUCK THIS STUPID MARKET FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK

>>54211577
>>54211594
What you fags? What?

>>54211610
>FUTURES

she like's green bros do it for her

Market needs to price in all this stuff the central banks are doing. Can't go up until we have a mini-correction imo

>>54211134
It is. Retard.

>>54211639
Disagree. Exit pump comes first.

What’s the point of banks if the fed just bails everyone out? Pointless Jew middlemen lmao.

>>54211647
We had that already it happened last week

>he fell for the its the heckin 2008 crasharino again
fud

when will you realize that average investors are extremely stupid and a contrarian indicator?

>>54211633
Ugly stupid goblina whore

>times to come
ooooOOOoo

Bitch likes my dick pretty green

We literally can't lose, goldbros.

More liquidity = inflation = higher gold prices

Tightening = bank collapses = loss of faith in the system = higher gold prices

>>54211652
lol
Remember december 2021? How long was the pump?

TURN ON CNN WARREN BUFFET DIED

Futures are pumping

>>54211539
>When the foreign central bank loans the dollars it obtains by drawing on its swap line to institutions in its jurisdiction, the dollars are transferred from the foreign central bank's account at the Federal Reserve to the account of the bank that the borrowing institution uses to clear its dollar transactions. The foreign central bank remains obligated to return the dollars to the Federal Reserve under the terms of the agreement
>>54211549

ok next question: what happens when its time for the borrowing central bank to pay back the USD they borrowed from the Fed? they just re-borrow more? the whole point of the swap was because they needed dollars to begin with. so they borrow some, and then pay them back - now they're back at square 1 and need dollars again

>futures

>>54211655
Yeah retard? How’s that fucking negative return for 2 years you dumb delusional retard Bull? Now adjust for inflation, retard delusional boomer scum.

>futes

I have $75,000 in an LLC checking account. What should I do to ride the bank run?

>>54210738
bullish or bearish?

>>54211726
2deep4u

>>54211715
>square 1 and need dollars again
Yes, the point is overnight liquidity I think to settle orders and reserves for banks. The point is to be balanced 1:1 again.

>>54211715
Borrow USD -> Do what they gotta do with it -> Pay off interest with the gains from step 2 -> Repeat. It's just the same as the regular debt cycle except accelerated.

LMAO WHAT IS THIS PATHETIC PUMP!?

>>54211742
bullish for anything denominated in USD

>>54211715
I believe they will continually borrow to maintain their requirement regarding leverage ratios until the pressure subsides and they can wind down.

>>54211715
Actually adding. The usage of it is for short term emergency liquidity needs. Its not supposed to be done always. They change it from a week to daily because the other banks need USD (i think). Eventually they dont need it anymore. Or yeah the fed can add more too i believe. If they add more its from the treasury giving it to them.

>>54211742
bullish yaa shiit..


QE is back. and a bit kind of scary...

>>54211742
Does that mean something like SWVXX is a good buy? I'm trying not to become homeless due to inflation.

https://www.schwab.com/money-market-funds

>>54211758
Yeah, pretty lackluster so far

>>54211742
1 day bullish 12 months bearish, because end of market anyways

>>54211727
is the 1929-esque crash in the room with us right now?

>futures

final pump before the bloodbath this week?

look at GOLD FUTURES YA SHIT...


BTC knew this was going to happen so it front ran everything...

>>54211742
bullish for another Zimbabwe

>>54211758
Yeah I would actually be more nervous going to bed when it’s green as can be. I’ll wake up tomorrow and we’ll already be down 3% after Europoors open up

>>54211742
If things keep breaking like it looks like will happen bullish this week and maybe next, then bearish for the next 2-3 years

So fellas, should I divest from stocks into money markets or precious metals? Wtf is going on

>>54211777
Checked. But no a money market fund wont beat inflation.
>schwab
Faster way to protect your money is to get off that platform before they go bust. Not the least that .34% expense for cash.

This will be red by open.

Bulls in for a rude awakening

I really enjoy the YouTube short videos of the Vietnamese waitress cat mask girl getting bullied.

>>54211834
You take this ride. It's the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until finally the big break happens and they make up a new ride, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up, which is the last ride up until the next last ride up. Nothing ever happens anon.

>futures

>>54210945
>But wait are they? It sounds like a swap from other currencies to USD so should be 1:1 basically. Not withstanding different purchasing powers of each currency. Its not money printer then its just drawing down on USD liquidity for smaller currencies.
Let's see:
>foreign currency taken out of circulation and temporarily exchanged with newly printed dollars
Should raise the value of the foreign currency

>a specified future date at the same exchange rate.
This looks like some sort of safety valve.

>the foreign central bank pays interest
Okay, how high is the interest going to be? Seems to be crucial in determining what's going to happen.

>>54211704
No he didn't

>>54211879
Haha tricked! :P

I have no personality, no hobbies, disposable income, and want to start collecting something other than currency. Shill me something to collect.

>>54211852
One can hope, Im cashgang and want to buy back in

>>54211885
cans of beans

>>54211460
There was a thread a couple of day ago with people buying CS thinking it was the bottom.
One anon is 25k in.

>>54211885
Knowledge.

>>54211710
+0.3% is not pumping lmao

>>54211884
Oh youuu!

>>54211852
It is kind of fun seeing bondholders wiped out. People sell bonds like they are more risk adverse than stocks and that they are first in line for gibs when a business collapses. lmao

>>54211871
>Should raise the value of the foreign currency
Yes, except you forget that the foreign currency being traded is also printed, so it doesn't actually affect anything on its own.
>Okay, how high is the interest going to be?
This is important and will be the primary inflationary force under the condition that both currencies are indeed fully printed.

>>54211909
ya>>54211780
nothing too exciting for now

>>54211905
Delicious. I told everyone repeatedly about historical examples of this and they wouldn't listen.

Can someone explain the >futures meme to me. Everyone always just posts a bunch of random shit and says >futures

>>54211871
>Okay, how high is the interest going to be?
Very low. During GFC the fed loaned out 10 trillion and made 4 billion in interest

gentlemen, what is your drink of choise when the market collapses

>>54211962
its not random, you're just too stupid to get it

>>54211962
Lurk moar newfag

>>54211902
I hoard food because I only go to the store once a month

>>54211906
I'm not smart anymore and suffer from terrible tinnitus that has warped my brain into a hateful narcissist

>>54211885
Model trains

>>54211937
>so it doesn't actually affect anything on its own.
After it is is swapped back no, but for as long as the swap is in effect the quantity of circulating dollars will increase in relation to the quantity of circulating foreign currency.

It does seem like they are trying to synchronize the printing, and manage the subsequent currency volatility, at a global level.

>>54211962
investopedia that bitch nigga

>>54211852
Massively deflationary (for swiss franc)

>先物

This is the weirdest market activity I have ever seen. I started in 2016. There are a million things to be scared about even if the Fed and banking institutions are scrambling to shore up all the leaks springing everywhere on a daily basis. There should be at least some sell pressure here. But there isn't.

>>54211902
>>54211987
Bags of beans, I have 10s of lbs. Also brown rice, and cans of corn (pintos and corn together form a complete protein), Kroger brand collards (the only thing I get from there, and the only brand without added ingredients/sodium), cans of iodized salt, honey, peanut butter, and multivitamins.

>>54211852
I doubt PIMCO and Co. will let it being wiped out without a fight. There will be war and the lawyers are preparing the lawsuits. UBS assets in US will be their target.

>>54211962
The jannies don't want you to know this but there's a longstanding /smg/ loophole where you can post any image you want as long as it doesn't contain genitals or female-presenting nipples and as long as you post >futures it makes it on-topic so they can't delete it.

>>54212024
it'd be pretty expensive to pay out those puts

>>54212016
My boss is really into trains and I helped him setup his studio. Expensive hobby but something I can't get into. Good suggestion though.

>>54212024
theres nowhere else to put money, you going to put them in rapidly declining tbills or hold your money in a bank LOL

I'm so heemed tomorrow

>>54212017
OK, I agree with your assertion.

Sorry, Bobo, we're just gonna print any dollars we need hahahaha

>>54212024
Every time there's trouble in Eurotardia, they run to US market. Not just bonds, everything. They must be slurping it all up

>>54212049
Ah I see. So if I say
>Oil FUTURES are getting fucked!
my post won't get deleted. Last time I forgot the futures part so it got binned. Thanks for the advice son.

>futes

>>54212024
>here should be at least some sell pressure here. But there isn't.
The fed and the treasury can make up any rule they want to in order to fix markets. They just sent the signal they will do so this pat week. So everyone figures its all good.

>>54211885
Collect gold & silver

>>54212024
The Fed capitulated. It's officially over. Money printer again.

>>54212024
Prices fall when people sell. People sell when they need cash. Fed is doing everything it can to give away cash. No one has to sell anymore. Higher liquidity = less volatility = prices go up

>Some bondholders were angry at the move to write down the bonds to zero, especially as it appears bondholders will fare worse than shareholders in the deal.
>"It's stunning and hard to understand how they can reverse the hierarchy between AT1 holders and shareholders," said Jerome Legras, head of research at Axiom Alternative Investments, an investor in Credit Suisse's AT1 debt
Lmao even shareholders are getting bailed out a bit it seems

>>54212024
>This is the weirdest market activity I have ever seen. I started in 2016. There are a million things to be scared about even if the Fed and banking institutions are scrambling to shore up all the leaks springing everywhere on a daily basis. There should be at least some sell pressure here. But there isn't.
most of the market is retarded and doesn't know how to make money on the short side, so they're forced to be bulls. thats what happens when you QE for 15 years

>>54212030
I'd say I have about 50lbs of rice, 50lbs of pinto beans, 20 lbs of black beans, and 10 lbs of oats. I buy a quarter cow at a time and have 2 deep freezers full of meat

FRC better get bailed out and return to the triple digits, i swear to god

>>54212104
With endless QE being a bear is just a bad strategy. Nobody wants to be a bear. Much better to be a bull in another market instead

>>54212119
I would

>>54212092
I started collecting commemorative coins but lost interest. Might be something I can get back into

>>54212133
would you, though?

>>54212129
Are you saying all the bears are capitulating?

>>54212153
Yeah this won't fill your free time that's for sure. Some coins are fun to look at but novelty wears off quickly.

>>54211885
I like to create custom maps in Google Earth based on all sorts of things. WW2 battles, locations of movie shots, locations of interesting crimes, UFO sightings, whatever really. It's just something to do

>nobody realizes that markets pump in a bear market, mumu’s buy trying to gain 10% on their way to being down 30-40%
Dumbass bulls

>>54211777
Schwab was holding CS, everyone got a 70% discount buyout from the Friday close… lots of losses.

>https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4387676
>We compute similar incentives for the sample of all U.S. banks. Even if only half of uninsured depositors decide to withdraw, almost 190 banks are at a potential risk of impairment to insured depositors, with potentially $300 billion of insured deposits at risk. If uninsured deposit withdrawals cause even small fire sales, substantially more banks are at risk. Overall, these calculations suggest that recent declines in bank asset values very significantly increased the fragility of the US banking system to uninsured depositor runs.
ready for 100 more banks to fall mumu?

>>54212263
So where can I shove my money to beat inflation?

futes up +0.6% now

>>54212129
>Nobody wants to be a bear. Much better to be a bull in another market instead
who cares if you make money on the long or short side? money is money. more people would be bears if they actually knew how to short. they dont though

What is TSLA/Tesla going to do tomorrow? I got all my money riding on that shit.

>>54211852
>AAAAAAAH IT'S A WHOLE 17 BILLION IT'S THE END
HAHAHHAHAHAH

>>54210922
>tl;dr: they're basically increasing money supply 7x+
i dont think thats the case

>>54212024
>There are a million things to be scared about even if the Fed and banking institutions are scrambling to shore up all the leaks springing everywhere on a daily basis

Of course there is. But you need to time the "real direction" of the market and then make sure the Fed doesn't use its bazooka during your short. That's rather difficult.

How many more times can we kick the can down the road?

>>54210738
when can I make bank off the crash when will they turn off the printers.

>>54212114
Ah yes, I have oats also, and tons of canned tuna. I am no longer in a position to store meat, but during 2020 had a freezer full of venison sausage.

>>54212315
prob until the next republican prezident

>>54212263
Is that not in hundreds or thousands? Because 10 million shares would be a drop in the bucket.

>>54212302
It's not literally the case, but it's a pretty good approximation of what's going on.

>>54211974
Jameson

>>54212281
Avoiding going to zero is the priority. Utility stocks are pretty safe for the dividend. Not exciting though.

>>54212220
>entire banking system on verge of collapse
>bulls think this means stocks go up

i actually can not wait until every bull here gets heemed

>>54212263
Schwab lost like a 7 million dollars. Not that significant.

>>54212373
>before considering leverage

>>54212365
Bank collapses are bullish, money will flow out of bank accounts and into the NASDAQ.

>>54212286
Bears are at a disadvantage. Think about it. Inflation moves the market up, QE moves it up, you're fighting against that at the bare minimum. Then you also have limited upside and unlimited downside, for bulls it's limited downside and unlimited upside. And you're also leveraged. Who wants to deal with all that shit

>>54211974
Boba tea, extra tapioca please.

>>54211974
Top shelf tequila

>>54211974
Already finished the bottle this weekend. Another wine is alreading in refrigerator. Unfortunately there will be no collapse anytime soon since it's illegal.

>>54212373
That was 7 million they critically needed for website improvements. Imagine being Schwab, buying TDA, and sticking to using your website rather than theirs. Their research tools and screeners are shit, and you can't even see their screeners on the mobile version and they aren't even in the app. These are glaring signs of retardation which should make one fear that which cannot be seen.

They are going to arrest Trump to distract the public

will the trump arrest pump the stocks more or will it negate this bullish liquidity being injected into banks right now

>>54212459
>the balloon and aliens failed!
>quick try for a new crime against orange man!

>>54212459
gonna cry?

Holy based!

>>54212459
Good.

>>54212455
You drink like a faggot, I already put down a $80 bottle of olde Raleigh and still have another bottle of champagne to open after I eat dinner for a night cap...
>>54212399
You don’t know how markets work and you’ve only been old enough to experience QE, this time is different and why the fed will raise on Wednesday.... The clown market has to stop at some point and there won’t be a seat for everyone when the music stops, matter of fact faggots like you have never experienced a cake walk since you only know everyone gets a trophy

Any good cheese stocks?

>>54211852
why would bulls be holding lame bonds lmao

>>54210765
ENHANCE
>LIQUIDITY

>>54212399
i'm not saying be a permabear - thats stupid as you said. i'm saying be a bear right now for the time being, but idiot stock traders dont know how

>>54212562
>my bottle of fermented grapes is better than yours
oof. Good thing we're posting on a mongolian basket weaving forum. I would cringe a lot if I someone told me that in real life.

>this time is different

The Chuds don't want you to know this but you can reply "Good." with a picture of Jocko to literally anything and it's impossible to retort. I've won 4612418 arguments on /pol/ just by Jockposting today.

>>54212562
>the fed will raise on Wednesday.
Doubt
>Inflation is under control
They will either pause or even think of cutting at the risk of not appearing tone-deaf to what's going on in the economy

Stop hyping the bank shit it’s solved move onto the next doom.

>>54212092
>australian kangaroo

yes and i am american burger

what the fuck does that eveen mean

>>54212641
>this time was actually different
Well we're back to QE, inverted yield curve was actually wrong this time. First time in history the 3/10 called it wrong.

Insane.

>>54212627
>oof
You have to go back plebbitor

Collapse when?

>>54212675
Tomorrow, when pissed of Saudi and Qatari CS bagholders cut oil production by 5 million barrels per day.

I hope we will get some new gems during the upcomming fakeout collapse.

>>54212024
That's the thing little Bobo.... You are already scared, you sold, you hedged, you've been bearish for 3 years. My grandma knows about the recession. Markets move faster now. When everyone expects the worst, doesn't that get reflected in asset prices? People are also aware of the past, this isn't the 1970s, or 2000s, or 2008, it's people in the future who remember those events and what not to do.

EVERY Bobo is a doomer now. Every Twitter midwit, YouTube literally who, retarded redditor is bearish. They see negative macro events and think that must mean a crash is imminent, "how can mumu be so delusional? It's all manipulated!" . But didn't you already act on that news? Negative things happen all the time; geopolitical tensions, currency issues, companies fail, trade issues, frauds etc. It's just the first time you paid 24/7 attention to it. In fact, extreme bearish consensus/expectations actually buffer the market from going lower because things turn out to be nothing burgers.

>evergrande
>superbubble
>ukraine
>its taiwan next trust me bro
>europe freezing to death
>diesel shortages
>fertilizer shortage
>food shortages
>the fed isnt unwinding its balance sheet
>quantitative tightening will destroy the market
>credit suisse lehman moment
>Bank of england pension margin calls
>munkypoxx
>railway strike is coming
>we're already in a recession
>actually the recession is soon and inevitable
>inflation is not coming down
>inflation never comes down when rates arent above it
>consumer credit card debt
>trillions of derivatives on banks balance sheet
>ftx contagion
>dollar strength
>yuan for oil
>gold for oil
>housing will collapse
>the market too

Never bet on the end of the world, it only happens once.

>>54212665
well to be fair, anything before the 21st century is irrelevant now with the internet and information

also canadians making the first ETFs

>>54212562
>you’ve only been old enough to experience QE
Even without QE every other argument applies. Investment is a game of probabilities. Being a bear is a sure way to decrease your chances of making money. Don't be a bear, just be a bull in the competing company/market instead.

I've been calling it "Credit Suzy" this whole time.

>>54212695
And what happens when everyone is crowded into one side of the trade Mr Momo. When the shoe shiner is saying "OHHHHHHHHH PAMP IT" it's time to get out.

>>54212709
that's how the swiss say it

>>54212385
They hired that son of a bitch?!

>>54212695
>it's people in the future who remember those events and what not to do.
So true.

https://youtu.be/37eqoYbj1QM

>>54212695
I sense a hint of antisemitism in this post... Do better!

I have HOOD puts open
can i plz win for once?

>>54212459
Based, I hope they also blame his supporters for the banking crisis and recession. All MAGA chuds should be sent to prison.

>>54212745
I got your liquidity right here, pal!
>pisses on the banker's shoes

>>54212729
Overall consensus is bearish. When things go up Bobo says "its fake". They think we should be sub 3000.

-17% down 15 months in the big crash
GDP still positive
Inflation peaked and is coming down
Unemployment low

We haven't tested the low for 5 months. Bobo doesn't want to be saved, let him be heemed

>500 trillion dollar bailouts every weekend now
>markets up .0001%

yeah, target price is 0 you are the exit liquidity baggies

>>54211539
>Correct. And the banks will be printing their local currency to perform their side of the transaction.
So thats a net zero on inflation of the USD. Why are you constantly shilling the USD will be inflated away to worthless then?

>>54212024
you seem to be still understimating just the sheer amount of money printing, capital injections, market stimuli and shit that were rolled out during covid
so much free money was created and distributed that everyone is fucking buying simply because they can and this will continue alongside market hyperactivity and inflation until the free money runs out
basically markets were injected with a cocktail of coke, heroin, roids, lsd and whatever the fuck else you can possibly imagine and they have gone fucking bonkers

>>54212619
>>54212764
LIQUIIIIIIIIIID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIfUB376xvU

which ticker do i buy calls for?

>>54212695
I was guilty of shilling
>yuan for oil
>gold for oil
I watched Kitco video about it and was too drunk to realize it's nothingburger.

>>54212834
Baron Oil (ticker: BOIL)

Market will be up 3% tomorrow and this place will be a ghost town. Go back to /pol/ and stay there.
The holocaust happened
The moon landing happened
Vaccines are safe and effective
Grow up

>>54212834


Calls? NGMI

>>54212834
soxl

https://youtu.be/rfASiTsd_Ks

Just wait till Jpow hikes by 25 bps and signals the pause. The DXY will go down, Oil will be up 4% and SOXL 20%

>>54212848
Isn't China paying Russia in yuan for oil though

>>54212790
>GDP still positive
not for long
>Inflation peaked and is coming down
peaked yes but could go sideways from here
>Unemployment low
for now

what about no one having savings and record levels of credit card debt? no one buying new homes?

>>54212804
>So thats a net zero on inflation of the USD.
no its not. both the Fed and the foreign central banks will be printing currency which is inflationary

>>54212891
I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

>>54212905
This is TWO MORE WEEKS the post

You cannot be saved

>>54212942
>>54212942
>>54212942
>>54212942

>>54210796

hyperinflation weimer period
HERE
WE
GO

>>54212921
Tech is gonna pump after the fed announcement how dare you take the narket's name in vain you filthy peasant.

>>54212905
If foreign currencies are inflated, thats deflationary for the USD, and vice versa. Currencies inflated and deflate when compared to one another, specifically the USD compared to the rest of the world, they dont just inflate and deflate together in tandem. Thats how the USD was able to achieve 1:1 parity with the Euro last year.

>>54212881
wtf I hate niggers and jews just as much as anyone but I am also 100% full golden bulltard, melt-up schizo.

>>54211974
anti-freeze

>>54212881
>The holocaust happened
And that’s a good thing
>The moon landing happened
Nowadays the US has too many browns and womens in the workplace pull it off again
>Vaccines are safe and effective
Lol don’t care not gonna get vaxxed
>Grow up
I’m 68 don’t give a shit no more

>>54211852
Sounds deflationary

When will bobos get it? All routes lead to us winning