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5419531 No.5419531 [Reply] [Original]

HELLO, THIS IS IRENE. MAY I SPEAK TO THE BLOCKCHAIN'S CUSTOMER SERVICE?

>> No.5419554

Hello, here is the bitcoin. How may I help you ?

>> No.5419607

>>5419531
Fack orf you daft cow, stick to your below-inflation interest rates

>> No.5419645

My bitcoin was hacked

>> No.5419699

>>5419531
could I get a refund on my bitcoins please? They seem to be faulty and are actually LOSING me money rather than making them like I was promised

>> No.5419792

My COINS HAVE DONE DOWN ANTHONY!!!!!!
#**** GONE DOWN!

>> No.5420506
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5420506

>>5419531

Whut N' Turrrr Nation's Keepin me From muh Butt Coins

>> No.5420757
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5420757

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP CALLING IN OUR OFFICES ARE ON FIRE GET THE FUCK OFF OUR LINE!!!

>> No.5420939

I'm so sorry grandma... I can't face her tomorrow. I'm going to kill myself.

>> No.5420987

>>5419531
Yes dear, first turn on your computer and I will guide you to fixings the virus

>> No.5421055

>>5419531
Henlo, is Rajeed. Pls madam be nice an follow instructions ok?

>> No.5421115

I WOULD LIKE MY ISSUE ESCALATED. CAN I SPEAK WITH YOUR SUPERVISOR?

>> No.5421158
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5421158

>>5419531
Cryptopolice officer here. May I help you?

>> No.5421179

>>5419531
Hello with Rakesh from Microsoft.

You have a virus in your blockchain.

>> No.5421212

>>5421115
Yes I am also supervisor. I am manager of supervisor affairs.

>> No.5421245

>>5419531
Okay Irene can I have you last name and social security number first?

>> No.5421375

Hello madam, this is Rajesh from custooma support.
You have Bitcoin Virus.
Do you have a notebook or a Dextop?

>> No.5421402
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5421402

>>5419531
>>5419554
>>5419645
>>5420987
>>5421055
>>5421179
TOP FUCKING KEK

>> No.5421435
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5421435

>>5419531
Hello Irene. We have been expecting your call.

>> No.5421452
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5421452

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE BITCORN IRENE??

>> No.5421456

>>5419699
Sure, I would need your private key so I can track where the bitcoin coin went and make a rollback transacton

>> No.5421507

I want to issue a formal complaint to the bitcoin CEO

>> No.5421509
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5421509

Hi is this Bitcoin??
Give me your manager now!!

>> No.5421563

>"Yes mam, this is the blockchain supervisor speaking. I'm terribly sorry about this mix-up, if you could please send your bitcoins to following address I'll have them exchanged for coins of the correct value right way."

>> No.5421609

imagine all the people who tipped off their family to bitcoin

>> No.5421619

>>5421179
A wirus

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5421623

this fucking board man

>> No.5421637

Have you tried turning it off and on again, ma'am? Yes I'll wait.

>> No.5421705

>>5419531
Hello Irene, did you buy a blockchain insurance with your coins? Could you forward me your Bitcoin number, please?

>> No.5421778

heylo irene, dis is manvinder with block chain suvvort. you are bitch lasagna