/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54207721
what stocks are FTX-core?

What is everyone's long term strategy here? Are you just accumulating dollars with a view to buy real estate and fuck hookers later?
I'm not really doing anything drastically different to that, but one difference is I want to convert as much fiat to gold or silver (low preference for crypto but maybe some Asscorn) as possible.

Dumb coomer baker complains about rage comics being reddit. Fuck this thread and OP

Any Swiss translator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmT0-w_0Ex4

>>54207776
Smg is a coomer general. Leave, troon.

>>54207764
>long term strategy
1. Retirement
2. House
3. Pay for kids to be privately educated
4. Retire early
5. Create generational wealth
These are my financial goals in priority order

They really fucked over the CS shareholders. Didn't even ask for their input on the sale. Pennies on the dollar, quite literally.

>>54207721
I look like this.

>>54207721
oh great, we are doing this again

100% cash is the optimal allocation for mental peace.

>>54207804
Is there a live stream with english translation?

>>54207764
>What is everyone's long term strategy here? Are you just accumulating dollars with a view to buy real estate and fuck hookers later?
Did the hookers thing when I was younger, now am happily married and own a house (bought almost fully with cash). So now the strategy, I guess, is investing in stocks for retirement. What are you here for?

>>54207806
Do you want to date?

>>54207790
It's dubbed on Bloomberg TV

>>54207810
I'm starting to consider cashing out. I'm sure the stress related to investing shortened my life by few years. Wouldn't say it's worth the amount of money I made overall.

>fed meeting this week

WE FINNA PUMP

>>54207764
I'm just seeking to survive the rest of my life after getting heemed by the last few decades (Great Recession delivered the lasting wallop).

>170 year old systemically important bank
>poof

>>54207819
Basically what I said. Accumulate dollars and then convert some to precious metals, crypto and other inflation protected assets and pay off my mortgage.

>>54207806
Prove it, if you look remotely like this, holding up a paper that says "biz319" I'll send you 319 tether.

>>54207822
Thanks

>>54207809
Much improved, finally would.

>>54207721
she cute.

>>54207721
Goyslop Girl has really become popular here

Next 2 decades will be known as the "big pharma" era. REITfags will be missing out on the explosive growth in mrna technology. Techniggers will seethe as AI doesnt pump their stocks that were in a dotcom bubble for 25 years, msft and apple holders divvy maxxing will be fine but everyone else will be stuck in limbo hell as t*sla doesnt give a single divvy and shit like nvidia and amd are priced in for multiple years. It will be 2035 and the nopharma holders will be seething when the corona boogaloo was the biggest market sector switch signal ever and they missed it. Smart chads are all researchmaxxing a sophisticated and complex sector while the goyim apes are bouncing off the walls over the bank memes.

>>54207906
I hold Pfizer only. Got burnt on too many biomemes in past to try and pick anything small on my own. Anything else you would recommend?

>>54207820
>>54207861
>>54207885
Please don't sexualize me. I'm here to discuss business & finance.

>CS slurped for 2 billion and some change
bruh
this aint bussin

>>54207981
UBS originally said $1 billion was their upper limit.

>>54207981
Why was CS sold for anything literally worthless?

>>54207721
ONLYFANS WHEN

>>54207721
OIL is going to $1000
I don't make the rules

>>54207806
Post body

>>54207971
What's your portfolio look like?

>>54207947
based. Pick another one in a different focus like amgen. Phizer should beat moderna in lawsuits.

>>54207981
The explenation she gave for the reason is also sketchy
>we spent whole weekend drafting an emergency plan to force a buyout
>only because customers lost confidence in CS
>completely normal
I wonder what would happen if government didn't react.

>>54208000
Maybe they were willing to pay more after government gave UBS some additional guarantees? i.e. the insurance the woman mentioned earlier.

>>54207819
gambling with leverage
Actually it's not gambling, just high risk trading.

>>54207947
>>54208048
I got some pfizer too now.

Futes?

Up?
Down?

GAMBLE ANON

>>54207764
My long term strat has always been buying a house as a hedge to never ending rent increases. That's getting further and further out of my reach so I'm probably just going to start gambling.

>>54207906
How the fuck do I get into the pharma sector?
Do you really just hold the big players?

>>54208065
Prob cause a few suitcases full of cash got passed round the board room in a nudge nudge wink wink deal.

>>54208048
>slurped me some pfizer for $40
hopefully they dont get drowned in litigations

>>54207764
My goal is a house. If I dont get a gf I killed myself by age 40 and if I do get one I kill myself in my sixties because fucking growing old and damented

>>54207906
My HALO ain't looking so hot right now. I was going to buy the dip but it kept dipping before I could buy.
>>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
>https://biopharmcatalyst.com
Maybe I should start looking at this a little closer.

>>54208104
all it takes is $40 to bag PFE in your brokerage.

>>54207971
Cmon give us something anon we want to see your portfolio.

>>54208102
To outpace the rent increases you can catch up with faster investments. Options and crypto. Thats my plan too really. Go full risk on always to beat rent increases. Pretty soon most of America will be expensive skyscrapers, gated suburbs and slum-sardine packed towers.

>>54208048
Yeah it's quite obvious Pfizer has lots of connections. Even during covid they pushed out therapies that were clearly ineffective and yet got approved very quickly (not talking about vaccine). At the same time smaller biomemes with theoretically better therapies were denied proper support. I feel like it's pointless buying anything other than well-established corpos in this sector.
Thanks for Amgen reccommendation, will check it.

How can you guys invest in pharma? It's a gamble who will find the next blockbuster.

>businesses beg you for money
>get newly-issued preferred shares
>get lots of warrants
>wait patiently while you receive generous dividends from the preferreds

>>54208065
Incredible how these people take forever to discuss basic needs of a country, yet they can cobble together billions in cash and new finance systems within a few days.

>>54207764
I have a very small house and plot where it sits on. My goal is to trade up or rent this one out. I need capital and I would also like to make up for last years losses. I've been very long in semis and software and I'm trying to anticipate the next depression or the next boom.

>>54208177
I had success doing that for a bit; not enough to make life changing money but enough to feel more comfortable. I think my job caught on because the amount of work they pile on me during prime market hours made me unable to devote the needed time to continue it. I feel you, everyone older than me realizes swathes of single family homes was a mistake and want zoning to allow commie blocks. Gotta secure my yard for fresh vegetable farming before that horrible future becomes real.

BLACK MONDAY

>>54208205
I wonder how much insider info he gets access to when discussing those deals.

>>54208102
>My long term strat has always been buying a house as a hedge to never ending rent increases. That's getting further and further out of my reach
I bought the smallest, shittiest studio apartment I could find, main criteria was it should be affordabekl with the cash I had. Not paying rent anymore enabled me to increase my savings much faster, then after working 10 years and living frugally I could afford the house.
When we got married, my wife moved with me into my 34 qm studio, when you're in love it doesnt matter. We started looking for sth bigger as we could afford it. :-)

Tomorrow is going to be... interesting.

you bought calls right anon?

>Tomorrows

>$17 billion of CS bonds are worthless now
Lmao. This isnt over.
>>54208282
The commie blocks are unavoidable i think. Where else would people live to work? And it doesnt matter if you leave because then the residents just move to the next area to find work that they can afford and the city grows anyway. People need affordable housing but no one wants it near them. I see the commie blocks as inevitable and im preparing to not be living in one myself. Your job pay well at all? Could throw some in crypto instead of options. No time limit to worry about.

>>54207764
Long term is to get enough to make it comfortably and walk away from work. I own a house now but I would like more land / bigger house.

>Yesterdays

>Right nows

>they didnt sell

>>54207764
Financial independence to be an artist and just enjoy life.

>Subsequentlies

>>54208331
FUCK no. I have credit suisse puts that I bought a couple weeks ago.

>>54207764
>What is everyone's long term strategy here?
I bought VT and then also VNQ in my roth ira. I am holding until I can retire off dividends

>>54207764
Build a small house near woods / mountains. Have enough savings to not work for 20 years. Go for walks everyday, spend time in nature, travel to cheap parts of the world, play video games. An hero once 20 years passes if I don't find motivation to start working again during that time.

>Heretofores

>>54208331
What? At best there will be a dead cat bounce.

>"Are we saving the Saudis?"
Brutal.

>Will have beens

how is this happening? aren't banks supposed to pass stress tests and shit? don't tell me stress tests are a meme.

>>54208432
sounds like they are going to have to sell out very low to someone
MAYBE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WILL STOP THE UNHEALTHY 0% INTEREST RATES

All the CS shareholders finna sell their tech stocks tomorrow to make up for their losses

>Hypotheticals

>>54207764
The casino is too far away and everyone there is fat and old. And to post for bragging rights. Unironically.

>>54207721
can i get the webm with sound where yellen says banking is secure and big banks are safe but fuck off oklahomo small banks?

>>54207764
get high paying job and work on growing salary

live cheaply enough and feed the rest into accumulating assets and NEVER SELL. i hold my equities for life (mostly index funds)

free yourself from the system as early as possible

>futures

Why is bitcoin going up i thought we going to crash tomorrow

1 hour and 45 minutes until... New Zealand markets open?

>>54208432
Why did he mention the global financial market? I don't feel so good, bros...

>>54207947
Eli Lilly, Novo Nordisk, and KemPharm

>>54207743
WTF

>>54208475
I am fairly confident that stress tests don't involve 40x'ing the risk free rate in a 1 year time span

>Contemporaneouslies

>>54208327
Ain't it though. The whole week, holy shit. I am prepared to do some averaging down.

lol "commercial solution"

>>54208539
bitcoin is digital gold

>>54208475
I assume that none of the banks can survive a scenario in which majority of their customers move accounts to competitors. CS had bad rep for long time.
Another thing that is fucked up: tons of bussinesses ran by middle class went bankrupt during covid because governments told them it's illegal to stay open. None of those companies ever got air time. But when it's a bank that fails, it becomes a national issue and everyone rushes to help them.
I still remember 2008 crysis and nothing has changed since then really. Bankers will continue getting free money while middle class gets middle finger.

>Synchronicities

>>54207764
>retiremenmt by 40
>at least 12 acres with a barndo
>pigs, sheep, chicken and bee farmer
>a poor yokel girl with a nice rack and strong legs to breed
Thats the dream anyway.

This week is going to be a fucking bloodbath isn't it?

>>54208611

>>54208611
>walks like a duck
>talks like a duck
>is a duck
>but we call it an owl
lol

>Es

>>54208060

>bigger banks will become even bigger

"private sectore solution" with
"limited gov intervention" lol

>>54208298
>wife
>bought house
Oh rip. That house de facto belongs to her now.

>inevitabilities

>/smg/s

>>54207721
I wish I liked anything as much as I hate this roastie

>>54208427
>VNQ
Anon I'm dumb, explain to me how buying real estate ETFs is a good idea going into a severe recession/depression?

>futures

>>54208760
Show your portfolio you gay little slut.

>>54208422

Same. What do you think will happen next week? My concern is if they go bankrupt or get bought up. Would either make our puts go to $0? Or are we making bank next week?

>poo poo pee pees

>>54208825
grow up

Wouldn't it be funny if UBS needed an intervention 2 months from now? haha

>>54208730
>Oh rip. That house de facto belongs to her now.
Never marrying is not an option I would consider.
Never buying a house is also not an option.
We kept it simple, ownership is 50:50 and if we ever break up, it has to be sold to split the money.

>>54208840
Grow up? I'm 38 years old.

>pastas
>presentos
>futures

What forms do I fill out for my bailout anons?

>>54208805
>FT article about UBS buying out CS for $2bn
https://archive.md/Twado
If they really do get bought out for $2bn, then the shareholders get about $0.50 per share. So I expect the price to dip to that range, probably even a bit lower because people will rush to sell.
Unless they put a halt on trading until the buyout happens, we will have time to offload our puts.

>>54208611
I hate this faggot hellrealm so much it's unreal.

>>54208782
because after 2008 they moved all their debt to fixed rate and out to 9 years, real estate does great during a grab

>>54208930
Kek. Those fucks will do all the dirty work during pre-market when the common man can't do a thing. (or is still asleep). Everyone will look at 9:30 and see a nasty surprise.

>>54208537
Couldn't they at least pick a beautiful black woman, with really dark skin and some caramel uggo?

>future futures

>>54208930

Fuck yeah. I only got like 6 put options with a strike price of $2.50, but it should make for some solid % gains. Nice way to start the week. Cheers anon!

>>54208648
rollercoaster pump and dumps I bet and hope for money making purposes

>>54208849
Bankrun @UBS
everybody puts money in ZKB

>>54208849
They're taking on all of Credit Suisse's bad shit. Why wouldn't this happen?

Don't stock market circuit breakers defeat the idea of it being a "FREE" market?

So who's the next bank we're buying puts on Monday morning? UBS? Seems like all the international banks are on the chopping block now

S.S won't be a thing by the time I'm old enough to get it but if it is still around I'm gonna wait till I'm 70 before I claim it. Why? So I can get the max from the govt. 67 is standard age. Anything below 67 your check is reduced. 65 is the age the federal medical ins kicks in. (Medicare)

>>54209013
No doubt.
>>54209061
Very nice, anon. Mine have a strike price of $2.00. My only regret is I didn't buy more when it was cheap.
I bought some more last week on Thursday when it was green for a bit, though.
Honestly, I did not expect them to go bust this soon. I thought it would take at least a couple months or maybe a year, but I didn't think it would be this bad.

>>54207764
I'm about 10% of net worth in crypto (BTC/ETH)
I own 2 properties one of which has 5 years left to be totally paid off, and I rent to cover mortgage.
The other I owe 15 years on or $600k. I've had a good couple of years and I hope to pay off about $300k of that by 2024.
Between my wife and I we have about $900k in retirement savings (spread out between pensions and retirement savings/investment accounts)
I'm 39 and I have 4 kids, each with ~$50k in a 529. My goal is to give each of them enough to put a down payment on their first place. Stretch goal is to buy them each a 1 or 2br so they don't have to worry about subsistence.

>>54209145
>So who's the next bank we're buying puts on Monday morning?
Deutsche, if you haven't already.

So the problem is banks have all these 1.7% yielding 10 year treasuries which aren't worth much when inflation is 6%
To fix this we're printing money and so today's 3.5% treasuries are worthless

Surely china will never bore of holding the bag

OK, I think I have my gameplan determined for the coming storms. I'm prepared to average down into BOIL at 3 levels (below 4, 3, and a double dose under 1, fuck 2). I expect to hold that until Oct/Nov at the very least, perhaps Jan 24, but always in motion is evaluation.

I am also readying to buy some DE since it has taken some hit recently. I assume that is largely due to the increases on debt rates reducing sales for some time, but I have watched it maintain incredible strength in my son's portfolio, and it's probably my personal favorite large company overall. I consider them to be something akin to the Tesla of agriculture, yet without a flakey tard at the helm. I wish their divy was more substantial, but expect their long term grown to outweigh it.

>>54209100
who has been promising you a free market?

Outside of suisse, what's everyone shorting?
IDW is literally turning into a penny stock
and DIS has nothing good loaded for the forseable future

are there any banks heavily reliant on suisse that'll start suffering this week?

>music
Ominous.

>>54209216
A nice old man said I could have one if I closed my eyes and sucked it out of a tube

>CREDIT SUISSE HOLDERS WILL GET 1 UBS SHARE FOR EVERY 22.48 SHARES
both long and shorts are fucked lol lmao

>>54209145
Deutsche like the other anon said for sure. US Bank and Truist are some domestic banks that are also in trouble. See pic related, Bank of America is also in danger. You’d think they’d be better than that

>Futures

>>54209230
I am looking for companies that have notes scheduled to be repaid soon. The corpo bond market is frozen because no bank wants to buy in, so any company that relies heavily on issuing new debt to pay off old debt (oops, that's most of them!) is in for a rude surprise.

>>54209168

I already got some puts on those Deutschebags. It's been at breakeven tho, so I think I might load up on some more tomorrow morning. Might get some Santander bank as well.

>>54207764
Move to Svalbard, away from all the fuckin normies. Nice pipe dream that unfortunately will never happen but oh well.

>>54209154
Maybe buy month+ out tech calls Monday and keep stacking if it drops it'll probably do a decent climb by the end of the week to the end of the month.

>jannies

>Weekdays: The banks are safe, don't worry.
>Weekend: Oh by the way, $17.3 billion of Credit Suisse bonds are now worthless.

>>54209359
He's just like me fr fr.

>brother needs a place to stay
>I am about to buy a house
>but I dont want to live with any motherfucker
>my brother is messy as hell, and has a shitty schedule
Do I put up with him since hes family? Feel like its just going to enable him to go back to being a lazy uninspired ass. He also gets really messy. He did offer to help repair the house some which it does need.

>>54207790
stonk holders are royally fucked. they literally say "better than nothing".

UBS buying Credit Suisse for like a 70% discount to current mcap

New york community bank bidding on signature bank.

>>54209397
Tent in the backyard

>slurped the CS dip

>tfw movie stars and tech giants get their accounts made whole after their shitty investments blow up
Its not fair bros...

A bank just flew over my house.

>>54209457
This is like Kevin Bacon losing half of his shit to Bernie Madoff.

>>54209253
I don't think UBS shareholders are liking getting their stocks diluted to open room for some retarded saudi prince that made a bad decision to buy CS shares.

>>54209100
even in a free market, if you have computers / algos running 80%+ of activity, you can have a flash crash
people are irrational, driven by fear and greed - circuit breaker promotes stability, preventing extreme panics
trading resumes after 15 minutes, during that 15 minutes people can get their shit together, override their systems, turn off / adjust their algos
it's not like circuit breaker hits and trading is done for the day
just gives everyone time to chill out and figure shit out. this promotes stability, and stability promotes free markets

>>54209434
Cs also has a project 2.5 billion in legal liabilities outstanding. Imagine if they texas bankrupt it by giving all the good assets to ubs and move all the toxic assets to a subsidary and then declare that subsidary bankrupt.

>>54209457
Kek baggie.

>>54209475
That saudi Prince wallet wasnt big enough to buy the whole bank. He said he wanted more shares but couldnt take more on as an individual.

>>54209376
and the opposite of last weekend everything is fucked on friday but we'll save you on sunday

>>54209482
>texas bankrupt it
I have never heard this term before. I know the concept (most notably Toys 'R Us), but didn't know it had a name.

>>54209473
How much has cathie madoff stolen so far?

>>54209482
>>54209482
>2.5 billion in legal liabilities
like what? bad loans? underwater bonds?

>>54209531
Its currently a ongoing litigation grey area. I think the baby killing talc company tried it recently and the court zipped them back up and told them to bite the pillow

Oh Bloomberg finished transmission to tell me what to think. Can't wait.

>>54208475
Stress tests are a meme.

>>54208537
Lmfao

>>54208288
bullish.

>>54208471
>might have beens

>>54209569
Projected costs of ongoing litigations snd investigations. Too bad most law firms dont allow individuals to buy equity in them.

>>54209588
I knew Texas were very pro-patent trolls that sucked companies left and right, but didn't know they are experts in other types of extortion.

>>54209618
Should have beens

BTC is up five fucking percent, thirty-eight percent on the weekly. Expect blinding green.

>>54208849
who buys them?

>>54209644
Banks buying the buttcoin to generate yield

>>54209588
>baby killing talc company
makes me proud to be JNJ investor

>>54207809
lrn2 hires fix and inpaint

>>54209434
Nice. Bullish. What about FRC?

>>54209644
Stop buying Bitcoin. I'm in charge here.

>>54209654
AG Deutsch expect them to be needing a buyout by august

>>54207721
elite chads are going to steal her precious bodily fluids soon. the die has been cast

Euros are still paying $40 for something with an american spotprice of 2.4$

>>54209654
Probably a chinese bank. I assume they will invade europe by that time.

>les avenirs

>>54209449
lmao that pic

>>54209672
Californias melaninenriched will rule the earth getting repariations from California and jnj giving them talc babies

>>54207764
At 78/100 shares of my employer, at which point I'll move them to a TFSA and apply capital losses to my taxable event, then start writing CCs/wheel against it for about $600-800 a year (a 4-6% ROI)
Meanwhile I'll keep about 25% value in high yield bonds and PMs while using TA to swing my trade account based on macro factors. I have MTG boxes for a 10 year hold as well

People are buying buttcoin because they are disillusioned by the lameness of fiat currency. But why do they think their money is safer in Buttcoin? If Fiat fails, CBDC comes the next day

I went ballz deep into soxs on Friday and have some more ammo to average down if it goes lower. mid term, I am looking for 22+

>>54209709
>les souvenirs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUIHo_V85Xc

Can someone please explain why bitcoin is going up? I thought people would be abandoning that meme in favor of cash and gold instead

post >yfw UBS declares bankruptcy within three months

>>54209644
>The global crypto market cap is $1.19T
that's like 1/3 of AAPL or 1/2 of MSFT
nobody cares about babbies smol market

>>54208973
Don't worry. They chose hyperinflation. That's what's coming for all of us. I wished for a happening my whole upbringing. Now it's happening and I couldn't wish for a non-happening more than I do now. I want the boomer life. Instead we will get suffering. Gay.

>>54209775
Yeah shit fucking sucks... thought for sure I was the smart one being on here instead of general /biz/...

>>54209746
CBDC literally activates in EU on the 23rd

Ally financial about to crack pop and die. Its bonds are paying out 18% yield already.

I made /biz/ kneel to Serena

>>54209746
cbdc is no different than fiat. they can print infinite CBDC not buttcorn

>>54209746
Probably results of over a year of propaganda advertising BTC as digital gold. Now that people got scared they remembered it subconciously.
Who knows, maybe if enough people believe in it it will turn out to be true. Personally I'd rather buy land if I were to lock up my wealth into something.

>>54209770
>les alizés
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPO056Kx71Y

>>54209809
>1 pbtid
ah it's just digital beanie babies promoters. nevermind.

>>54209775
gold has a 10 trillion marketcap, bitcorn is $1 trillion when bitcoin reaches $10 T it will move slowly like gold, however still faster because gold has more mining dilution

>>54209856
Yeah but thats expected. Shes french. Theyll take you to swingers club just to cuck you

>>54209875
God I hope so.

>>54207721
She is so cool and fun and exciting. I imagine if I knew her. My heart would pound with excitement just to be around her.

>>54209014
That's literally the prettiest black woman in the world, anon

NEW
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/11vvvye/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_march_20_2023/

>>54207971
Hello beautiful woman. Very good to meet you. Picture please of you? Do the needful, thank you sir

>>54209626
>Projected costs of ongoing litigations snd investigations
how the fuck could any litigation cost 2.5bn$

Nikkei up 1% bros

>>54208432
k can it actually dump now? I'm tired of these suicide pumps.

>>54209935
Based redditor. I'm a redditor too and really hate the racism on this board. I hold ARKK and chainlink by the way.

>>54209952

>>54209833
>>54209856
You know she kind of looks like my waifu Alizée. This phenotype is back in style.

>>54209980
her sister is beautiful too

>>54209644
How's Capo del Copo?

We pumping tomorrow

Bears are ded

>>54209995
pumping on what? hopium?

>>54209980
>>54209992
Are they not the same person? I don't really keep up with Insta/TikTok thots.

If I get trips a huge bank will unexpectedly fail and we get a black monday.

>>54209935
>24 posts
>none of them are finance related
>posts redd*t link
>is a coomer
March didn't end yet, but I think it's safe to say you got Worst Poster of the Month award locked in

>>54209856
>viens viens, bobo ils sont exhubérants
>viens viens, bobo tue les
>viens viens, c'est une prière
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6HUW2Zcpdlk&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

>>54209992
>>54210010
Oh, you were probably referring to the one on the left.

>>54207721
Ugly Mexican whore

>>54209935
>not one post actually discussing moves
That place is even more useless than here, except there you have to have an account and be an alphabet poc.

so what's happening with futures? up or down? I'm assuming down bigly

>>54209912
Is she the arab slop girl?

>>54209775
>>54209644
Asscorn may make sense at some point but they are quickly trying to kill all on/offramps so it's probably going to start dumping soon when people who were just speculating on the price and don't care about the tech start panicking.
It's volatile now because shits fucked so there's some flight to safety dynamic happening, I just doubt it will last because it hasn't acted consistently this cycle at all.

>>54210014
Haha we like to have fun here.

>>54210010
yes

>>54210006
A most useless bank which has long been dead is getting bailed. Economic situation is more than fine for all and any major banks... it has finally gotten through peoples' thick skulls that some few meme banks (that managed to somehow fuck up in a 0% rate environment) crashing is just that, a meme and nothing else.
Semibros we gonna keep pumping. NVDA chads are gonna eat good tomorrow

>>54210037
Futres will open in 1.5 hour

>>54209924
No way, have seen many pics here with black nubian queens.

>>54210037
I think so, too. Every politician and banker assuring me that banks are safe scares me.

>>54210014 (You)
That's only 1 of my IDs. There are 86 IPs in this thread and 72 of them are me.

>>54210006
Market always pumps on hopium, what else?

>>54210045
Actual comedic value/timing

Futes are going up because no one cares about Silicon Valley failing (it's a hedge fund in drag), and Credit Shit is going to be bought by UBS

So crisis averted

>>54209802
Just start debtmaxxing you idiot

>>54210073
>A most useless bank which has long been dead is getting bailed
it's that useless that Jpow and Yellen had to do a press statement today, together on fucking Sunday even though F.E.D. is in blackout phase until FOMC next week..
j-just a local Swiss bank. :^)

Im all in UONE atm. I am ready for that nigger pump

>>54210093
She's the nigger version of the AYYYLMAO queen anya taylor

>>54209644
Risk on time.

I got 18k +a car to my name and a govt pension that pays 50k a year starting in 2044(its indexed).

Should I go boomer index funds or fuck with options too? I only know about investing in crypto terms

The sad part is due to "shat happens" and other things going on now in my life if for some reason my server's drives shat (all 6) I couldn't afford to replace them now. I mean yeah I could take the money outta my emergency fund or punt the cost onto my credit card (which would only drive up the balance more on it) but either option I'd be loath to do.

>>54210186
That's why sane people keep some cash on a side as an emergency fund. I try to keep enough to cover 12 months of regular expenses.

Haven't kept up with the news for a few days. What's the upshot on the bank situation?

>>54210155
I doubt it lasts.

Going into a FOMC in days.
Rate hike still being priced in by market.
Contagion coming out of the ass since SVB, and probably more bank failures coming this week.
MOTHERFUCKING SWISS NATIONAL BANK panicking.
Treasuries spiking/yields tanking.
Gold up.
Biden administration about to start looking to point fingers and take heads at Fed.

Seems pretty risk off to me. Asscorn going up with tech tells me it won't last.

>>54209843
oh, is pocahontas mad?

>Credit Suisse CEO was actually just SOXL_shill
Weird times were living in. Anyways SOXL will be $5 by next month

>>54210185
If you have a pension dont do index funds. Unless you are making over 200k you wont be able to retire for another 30 years. If you want options you can try that. Otherwise go with tech stocks and 20% in divy stocks.

>>54210045
>>54209992
too much makeup

>>54210268
>Seems pretty risk off to me.
It would be. Until you realize the fed just did QE. Thats where we are right now. Failures will be limited to certain bank holders like CS holders or SVB/Signature etc. But the fed doing QE means we pump, no matter how dumb it is.

>>54207809
>file name

>>54210276

>>54210256
all fine anon no worries
banks are liquid and they are definitely not getting forced to take huge losses by people swiping their money out of their account while taking a morning dump

>>54209644
BTC is up only because the markets are closed on the weekend

With Buffett & Munger well into their 90s has Berkshire has topped out?

>>54210314
>fed just did QE.
Nah they didn't. Not exactly anyway. I know opinion is divided on this so don't give me shit, that's my opinion, they didn't restart QE and watch Powell say that in the post FOMC speech.
And no it doesn't just mean a pump, this is more like all out panic mode where contagion is happening and EVEN IF ITS FUCKING QE IT WON'T MATTER ANYMORE. that's where we are right now. It's bad news is bad news finally.

>>54210135
Yes sir. Just a local Swiss bank indeed. Those fuckin hacks got r3kt by their own stupidity and now got bailed out at a massive discount. This market is truly stupid but to be honest most companies are still achieving record earnings so who cares.
I missed out on the generational bottom last year because like a lot of other bobos I thought it would crash even harder... nah, never again

>>54210369
>It's bad news is bad news finally.
that's where I'm at too. i'm about to long gold on any pullback. bitcoin will probably rally too, even though it shouldn't. the sheer amount of greed and speculation in the crypto market is hard to wrap your head around. crypto fucks are the most greedy niggers on all of planet earth, even more greedy than the jews

>>54210344
It's already heading back down anyway.
That wasn't a confidence pump. That was a wtf is even going on pump.

>>54210344
Btc usually doesn't move much on weekends except in a bull market. Either btc is in its infantile bull stages or more likely, the hundreds of billions in tether are propping it up. Or the world's biggest exchange owner openly states he's propping up a giga rally.

Btc only pumps when tether prints.
Tether prints when the fed prints

If the banking crisis is resolved swiftly, I don't see btc breaking 50k again. If it's not I'm expecting the fabled golden bull or the us kills all fiat on ramps and makes btc difficult to purchase.

>>54210276
>It's fucking real
This was a short the second it was voted into a position of power. Holy fuck, the easiest short of the century....

>>54209478
>if you have computers / algos running 80%+ of activity, you can have a flash crash
The make bits FUCKING ILLEGAL. Its ridiculous that modern financial systems are so fragile, that you need to tell people 'sorry, your stocks can just be frozen because i say so' to keep your shitty garbage from collapsing

>>54209644
Didn't some Chinaman say he was buying 1 billion bhenchod computers?

>>54210388
being on 110% cope and hopium on a tibetian monk crochet imageboard is not going to save your heavy bags

>>54207721
Smelly dumb, coombrain scum.
Kys

>>54210456
Yeah CZ - owner and CEO of binance based in Malta - openly stated he's buying a billion dollars worth of btc using money he printed out of thin air (BUSD - Binance US Dollars).

Thing is with crypto, you literally cannot lose if you're on the right side. The problem is it isn't as simple as bullish/bearish. Its about knowing who is backing what and what are the consequences of failire. See the multiple VC scams that 200x'd while others went to literal zero

FRC is going to get heemed, isn't it?

JEEEEEROOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!! Crash this shitty market right nnnoowwwwwwww!

>>54210462
Actually my metal and gold is doing really well, thank you very much. That and high P/E tech stocks and telecom stocks (and especially one doing optical fibre communication). My "gaming/media" stocks are shitting the bed though.
So fugg id, I'm gonna slurp every damn dip on metals/gold and get those nice divvies and wait for the "supposed supercycle" of 2k23 and 2k24.
Got any tips m8?

>>54210272
Been mad. She got all up in his shit face to face at the Senate report, and then tried to get Yellen to throw shade on him at her sit down a few days later. I am sure Jerome was sweating over Yellen being too retarded not to give Warren a little more fire fuel. He probably thinks allowing women to vote and hold office was a very bad move.

>>54210512
It will have a crab shaped recovery, it wasn't able to break new lows

>>54210512
Powell and Yellen felt the need to announce today that US banks are robust. So yeah. Not a great sign.

>>54210369
>>54210404
I mean if the fed did swap all old bonds for new bonds, wouldnt it immediately solve any issue the banks have? Even excluding how its cheating the rules basically.

>>54210272
>>54210544
It's worth specifying that when he was reporting to the Senate she even outright threatened that if he wouldn't cut rates then maybe they needed to get someone who would.

>>54210538
>gaming/media
How do you invest here? Any game/movie could flop and consumer preferences are fickle.

I'm actually getting scared now. What the hell are they doing.

>>54210578
>I mean if the fed did swap all old bonds for new bonds
they didn't.

>>54210621
I know im saying if they do.

Goodbye 50$. I could’ve boughten 7 grams of weed instead

I have a lot of SOXS and BOIL how heemed am I this week?

>>54208611
2023: The Year of no Bailouts Happening

>>54210611
Worst problem is those companies hide their future plans from investors because their plans are part of marketing campaigns. So you really can't plan for shit

>>54210620
From the federal reserve site
I'm riding the turbo pump we're going to have this month but I'm selling absolutely everything and putting it into PMs after that.

>>54210538
gold is doing well because that's the only right choice during a banking shitshow we're seeing unfolding right now
other than that I'm too bearish for any other long positions, even oil is still too high considering a deep recession

>>54210656
don't worry, all the business and finance majors in the future when studying this period of history will also be thoroughly educated on how this isn't a bailout. So there will be no confusion.

Anyone else have a bad feeling about this?

I don't see what TPTB can do to stop people both pulling their money out of banks and putting into treasuries, or at least pulling it out of regional and smaller banks and putting it into the big banks like BOA, JPM, etc. A minority will also go to Bitcoin, gold, or just stay in physical paper cash.

What can they realistically do to convince the public that getting their money out isn't a good idea?

>>54207947
Wacker. Has a mRNA contract manufacturing division. Also a huge solar polysilicon producer with production sites outside of China (important if the west decides to cut chink solar imports)

>>54210620
What a relief! It would be awful if institutions had to sell assets to get cash. Then the prices of those assets would decrease.

>>54210611
Yeah just don't man. That was the worst investment I've ever done. Even though the companies seem to report either really good or best earnings yet, the stocks are just so damn fickle and just keep dropping. I've yet to see a stable gaming/media stock. Plus the poor communication that they all seem to suffer from.
Nah, just buy gold and you'll actually make some gainz

>>54210698
What would be the consequences of everyone piling into treasuries and thus making the Fed unable to hike real rates in the economy? Maybe this will force the Fed to give up and pivot, could be good (for my bags)

>>54207947
Nvo

>>54210620
The world will get milkshaked.

>>54210596
>>54210544
She best watch her mouth before JPOW sees how many pts she can take.

new

>>54210738
>>54210738
>>54210738

>>54210743
>jpow slowly inserts his bepis.jpg

>>54210686
This is asinine. What the actual fuck are they doing. Might as well market buy TQQQ up at 40 dollars tomorrow because it'll be there in a week anyway

>>54210686
So theyre swapping their USD reserves for local currency? What are the 7 day maturity operations referring to.

credit suisse more like debit suisse lamo

>>54210648
GOOD, unironically. Just say no to drugs, son.

>>54210648
Should be high how else are you gonna trade right?

>>54210738
>>54210738
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>>54210738
>>54210738
>>54210738

>>54210714
Thanks, looks interesting. Thirst time I see this company.

>>54207764
secure and healthy food from the backyard
move to Maine
impregnate my girlfriend from Ukraine many times.
teach my kids about the jews

>>54210528
You just had a year and a half of fun, Bobo. Don't tell me you missed out?

>>54207743
your pic is fake and your queen is hitting the wall as we speak
guess the goyslop is not helping her

>>54207764
Gonna buy myself an epstein-tier island and bankroll a socialite to groom and fly me a non-stop stream of lolis

>>54213216
Leave your fucking house once in a while

>>54213216

slop bros...
try the dipped churro cone at DQ. i recommend

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