/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54198887
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,066.319B, 103P = 20.061B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,106.166B, 97P = 21.713B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>54198887
absolutely shameful waste of digits. Super uncomfy thread right off the bat

>>54198887
OFF BY ONE TRANNYFAGGOT BAKER HAHAHAHAHAHA
GAMENIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Kek imminent rugpull crypto baggies

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Financial Podcast Following Fools can do about it.

WAGMI

kek kennies

WAGMI Tuesday

>>54198950
You are doing the lords work tummy fren...
Keep em coming.

>>54198218
this is the worst time to exist in human history
AI is coming for all the comfy high paying white collar jobs
we've lost everything because GME is so low now
in 5 years everyone in this thread will be unemployed in a dystopia where billionaires like ken griffin and ryan cohen make the underclass fight each other in real life battle royales / squid games for their entertainment and the winner gets food for the rest of their lives

>>54199088
I'm literally already unemployed and got dumped. It can't get much worse for me.

Either everything goes up in flames and I get mauled by some junkie zoomers or I get a chance to make it. No matter how small that chance is.

Friendly reminder

Comfy.
Holding.
Never folding.

>>54199155
Chin up mate, at least you got digits.

>>54199088
nice

GME is winning

It’s over bros… Tuesday’s earnings report is going to be everything we could ever hope for and the jew bankers are gonna be shitting and farting while the whole system collapses and all of the money in the world gets funneled into our accounts. Can’t believe we finally made it.

>>54199346
It won't pop on earnings

>>54199346
That "trust me bro" post about plan to book being significant from last month has me hyped.

farted just now

>>54199423
I forgot about that. That one's gonna sting when the DRS numbers haven't moved significantly

>>54199438
it's stupid to get hyped about anything like that. if your expectations are low you can only be surprised positively
i think the DRS numbers have gone down. i know i påanicked when we last saw them in december and i woudn't be surprised if otthers sold at that point

we can only hope the plan->book does something for us. wouldn't bet on it. kind of have though because i'm still a baggie in this stock and ryan needs to do something

>54199466
Sneed

>54199438
>54199466
eat my ass

Comfy report, frens.

>>54199563
I have warm blankies and 90s anime and 1300 booked shares. Max comfy.

>>54199483
Oh wow they really are FUCKED!

>>54199596
I need to play that again

>>54199584
THAT is very comfy fren. You doin hella good. UwU

>>54199622
>>54199596
Jack = RC
Fledgling = hodlers
La Croix = Kenny
Sarcophagus = GME
Taxi Driver = Carl Icahn
Jeanette = Georgina

>>54199354
It will. I can feel it. This is the one.

>>54199663
So is Adam Aron the Sheriff?

I just want moass so I can make my vidya

>>54199697
I dunno but DFV is Nines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYezSrzUUs

>>54199701
if your idea doesn't warrant testing concept mechanics using the devtools you already have access too, it's probably too soon to throw a bunch of money at it anyway.

>>54199663
Jack betrays the player character

>>54199827
He told you not to open it

>>54199849
he told us we're going to be the pinata for inflation and that the nft marketplace failed

>>54198887
based metroid saturday

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/03/sharon-stone-says-she-lost-half-her-money-to-that-banking-thing-breaks-down-in-tears-video/
DAMN, Sharon Stone looks like THAT?

>>54199827
He only 'betrays' the fledgling if they side with LaCroix or decide to open the sarcophagus. So long as we don't help Kenny or try shorting GME the analogy holds.

>>54199959
Not bad for a 65 yo honestly.

>>54199959
She's going to feel mighty silly when she realizes they're getting bailed out

>>54199873

The amounts of bankie copium and hopium I’ve seen in a thread devoted to a dying brick and mortar stock is actually unreal.

Kek bankies

New GameStop ads just dropped
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bQsW6b9KJGs&feature=youtu.be
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HyRhcbi0Ru8&feature=youtu.be

>>54200344
Those are actually not bad kek.

>>54200344
those are funny ads but I'm also extremely disconnected from normal society so I don't know what normies would think of it

>>54200344
checked and those are hilarious

what ya doing JP?

>>54200344
Finally, some good fucking propaganda.

stay comfy gme

>>54200344
>unlisted
You work for gamestop? Also, these were awful.

>>54200746
YOU ARE A GODDDAMN FUCKING RETARD IDIOT

>>54200746
>You work for gamestop?
I pulled them from r/GameStop
>Also, these were awful.
Gonna have to disagree with you there bud.

>>54200789
>reddit
Yeah, I'm sure you would disagree.

>>54200344
>Why doesn't she just respawn?
kek

>>54200858
Why would I not research my investment by going to the employee subreddit? You’re just mad we have kino ads now. Seethe hedgetard

>>54200886
I have 800 shares, all drs'd, predditor. Predditor is a dogshit site because it produces faggots like you. You don't even have good DD on that embarrassing shitpile of a site. It's ironic you'd call me a "hedgetard" when hedgenigger shills are fucking preddit mods.

>>54200940
>I have 800 shares
Post em

>>54199931
>

>>54200963
All book entry, btw. You gonna fuck back off to preddit?

>>54200344
one of those is good

>this is the average AMC investor

>>54201103
Imagine the chimp out in more weeks (2).

>>54201103
AMC popcorn isn't even good, Century theaters does it so much better

>>54201023
Whatever bro, everyone likes the ads except for you. Maybe you should pull that stick out of your butt and you’ll feel better

>>54201237
This isn't preddit.

>>54201103
Why does he have two different eyes

i cant wait to manipulate and abuse women once im rich

>https://twitter.com/PerfectLegend/status/1637157339491885056
boost this signal, esports person happy about gme warranty and support

>>54201103
> real AMC popcorn
> extra BUTT
yep, sounds real

>>54201144
Look How They Massacred My Boy

Guys, genuine question. I have 55 shares, i have no savings left, i spent it all on GME because i believe. I don't know what will be the price per share, but i need 400k to survive another 30 years(best estimate). Am i going to make it? Sorry if i seem pesimistic, i just broke up and i am not in a good state of mind.

>>54201660
ask again on Tuesday

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>54201660
I forgot to post this

>>54201703
the BBBY thread is that way, you're in the GME one currently

>>54201660
how the fuck you have 55 after split? you sold some of it?

>tfw watching SS earns their namesake

>>54201827
Ironically this makes me think there's no actual plan to deal with GME holders because fucking plebbit discovering the Jews is a massive blow against the control system. That's 200,000 people with CS accounts who are learning.

>>54201827
They grew up so fast. Very impressive on their end for figuring it out the (((chicanery))), gotta give credit where it's due.
>>54201840
It was most definitely not part of the plan, the best they can hope for at this point is ignoring, stonewalling, and boring us to death. They wanted soooooo bad to be ingratiated into our society, to dominate our finances, and treat us like livestock. The true irony is that the hedgies literally had it all, but just had to have a little more, and are now TRULY locked in this play with us until the heat-death of the universe kek.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

>>54201920
all they had to do was keep the world bearable. Let the people have some land, a home, and a bit of vacation time and you can keep your mansions and pools. But noooooo, just had to be the chosen "people" and fuck up everything for the 111th time cause the greedy fucks never learn. Now I'm taking the mansions and pools and they'll get either a minimum wage shit job in the very situation you created or a very hard horizontal high-five with a concrete sidewalk.

Goddamn imbeciles.

>Although Wells Fargo has faced years of scandals and turmoil, no current or former high-ranking executives have faced jail time, until now.

>Carrie L. Tolstedt, Wells Fargo’s former head of retail banking, agreed to plead guilty to a criminal charge of obstructing a bank examination, according to the Justice Department.

>Tolstedt, once a top executive at the bank, has entered into a plea agreement which calls for a sentence of up to 16 months, the agency said.

There, No Cell No Sell ape shitflingers. We've jailed a top banking exec. Now it's time you fill your part of the deal, you little cretins. Sell. Sell. FOR THE LOVE OF G*D PLEASE SELL!
>t. Mayoman

>>54200344
Made me laugh on my morning dumpster

>>54201980
>Dat pic
LOL. LMAO
Idk about anyone else, but GME is the most WHITE-PILLING event I've come across since discovering Murdoch-Murdoch. I always knew the good men would eventually find a way to win, even in the cultural decay of clown-world. I may have been down bad every now and again, but I never lost hope. The sacrifices that we're made will not be in vain. And now we will be vindicated.

>>54201993
Sorry we should have clarified. It was one share per arrest, and the first one I'm not counting since you cheated with the buy button so it's only fair we get one too.

Note that the one share counts for all holders, so you'll need about 300 million arrests. Hop too it Kenny.

>>54201817
Right now i am in train and I have 24 hours to wait outside and i will be staying in cold weather because i have no money for a hotel room. I went to be present for someone who is having an operation. Do i look like the guy who would sell? I transfered 55 from Revolut to Computershare and i am waiting confirmation. They charged me 55 dollars. I have 1 left on revolut. I would rather die in the fucking cold then to sell 1 GME share. I just wanted to know if i will make it. I see other people having 1000 shares. There was a lunatic who said he had 20000 shares. I am holding with some high players here and i am trying to picture how many shares do i need, 1000+ shares or 10000 +shares. I am little dog among you. I have 55 because that's how i can afford living in my shitty country.

>>54202025
You'll make it, but you'll need to have a few more balls than those of us who have a bigger stack and can afford to sell a few pussy-bitch safety shares earlier on in the 10-100K range.

>>54202041
Ok,i'll hold then.

>>54200344
Stupid ads. No clue what Gamestop is selling based on them. Seems like they are targeting meme investors, not potential customers.

I was able to finally get a copy of Prime Remastered from fucking GameStop. Thanks for hodling bros

>>54202113
I'm waiting for this puppy on friday. The demo shook all worries that they'd fuck it up and now I'm jazzed to have a reason to play the best game again.

>>54201920
They fucked up bad enough even for normie Reddit to notice and sus out their play. No one beats the hivemind.

>>54201993
french revolution ratio required.
they beheaded 17k nobles noted. many more hanged un-noted
noble to peasant ratio crunches down to around 200k heads in jail minimum, whether or not they are still attached and breathing matters not to me.
make the head count behind bars happen and ill sell some shares.
untill then eat my ass. and suck on my balls.

There's nothing any of you poor fucks can do
Kek dumbfuck baggies

They'll never let the market crash
You'll wage forever

GME, out of all the doomsday stock cults, is my absolute favorite. It's some Heaven's Gate type shit. I love it. Extremely entertaining. Imagining the cult explaining to their spouses why they are severely bagged makes me piss myself laughing. I wonder how many have been asked if they are schizophrenic? The absurd levels of delusion. MOASS tomorrow. If the asteroid does not hit Earth tomorrow, just change the date. EZ. Be sure your Nike's are laced up or you will not make it.

>>54202066 checked
even if you paperhand faggot 50 of your shares, look into coke stock and how most of their share holders live off the dividends from simply holding their stock.
personally imma start fapping when it breaks a mill/share and or the first 1k bankniggers get locked up or executed by the state. sell 1 share each time i nut untill im down to half my stack.
then contemplate life and what next to do.

>>54202247
>jew id
kek

>>54202247
Markets are already hemorrhaging hard. Fed will hike rates and make it worse. There will be suffering, for a time.
>>54202257
They turned off the buy button. Doesn't get much more serious than that.

Doing some late night run-down-lane scouting in a small-medium town to restore to a new glory and be full time owner and part time janny

>>54202285
Oh they won't do it again. No way. Listen to the delusional retard above you. GME will hit $1,000,000 share hahahahaaha

>>54202325
>GME will hit $1,000,000 share hahahahaaha

KEK Ed Morelies
KEK Shillies
KEK Hedgies
KEK Market Makies
KEK Meltdownies
KEK Crypto Baggies
KEK Providence Researchies
KEK SIMPLE AS

>>54202370
What did Ed Morel mean by this?

>>54200344

>>54199346
my bodiofolio is ready

>>54202376
Adding on to this what did Janny mean by deleting this post discussing Ken Griffiths infatuation with 9 year old Epstein island Laotian boys? Was janny experiencing a tizzy in this moment?

SEC grants JP Morgan a license to bribe politicians

What did Guptar,Dikshitar,Rimjabbi, and Gurdesh mean by this?

>>54202394
To add on to this what did the poo poo curry people meme by this?

Why the use of yiddish if we're all presumably english speaking? What did Providence Research LLC meme by this?

I found out i have cancer this week and have like 2 years left. I have like 70k invested in GME. Do i wait for MOASS or sell and enjoy the last of my life? I have no children or parents

>>54202411
Wait for morass obviously. Use the money to leave your mark.

Redditor's have become aware and are spreading the knowledge of the 800 > 800 theory now?

>>54202424
Imagine being the dumbass that blows his load before the price hits the billions.

>>54202411
I am not advocating you do anything, but if I was truly in your position I'd max out as many credit cards as I can to either find effective treatment, or live life as enjoyably, and peacefully as I could. I am sorry for your bad news. There has been research showing fenbendazole is affective at reducing metastasization, and has been proven to be an effective combination with chemo, and a dietary change like keto. Pair it up with CBD, and cannabinoids from medical marijuana, and capsaicin from hot peppers. The guy who created some of the world's hottest peppers advocates for capsaicin. Again I am sorry for the bad news delivered to you. I hope you still have time to make choices.

>>54202411
Wait until Q1 results (June) unless we Moass before then. If not you'll probably want to go out on your own terms.

>>54202411
In case you're serious let's quickly change your life: "Cancer" is easily curable. Read about terrain theory and draw your own conclusions. For a start, a) reduce intoxication, b) increase detoxication and bodily processes that enhance autophagy. And as mind leads to matter, be careful about phrases like "I'm gonna die at XY" just because an ignorant pharmaindustry salesman doctor tells you that bs.
Regarding b) (intermittent) fasting, cold showers, detox (e.g. zeolith/bentonite, chlorella, curcuma, OPC, blueberry extracts, ...), meditation/breathing methods (e.g. Wim Hof), go into nature, sun bathing, love yourself, it's all about energy flow and connection to mother earth; and for fucks sake buy more GME. This is not medical advice. You'll be rich, so be responsible with your life, your body, your mind, your soul.

>>54202475
Sunbathing is actually harmful. Unfortunately we lost our protective fur for some reason, which exposed our skin to UV rays. Not saying one should completely avoid it, just try to not overdo it on very sunny days.

>>54202411
check out turkey tail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjv8Zj1ABAc

bought and reccomend for my family and irl frens. hope it works for you too.
also, checked.

When I wagmi I'm gonna play vidya on my yacht :3
>>54202411
Do what you want. If I were you I'd use my last dollars to fight against Judaism though.

>>54199088
Fuck off you FUD faggot. Sell all your GME if you are such a cocksucker. In fact your post tells me "I am a faggot I suck cock and I am never gonna make it because I am so fucking gay"

>>54202411
Chemo is meant to kill you. Take the parasite pill. Or >>54202475

I slept on it and upon waking I have serious doubts about GME

wen crash?

>>54198887
I am happy that baker is back baking. I like your OP-Pics!
WAGWI!

>>54202473
Breh earnings is in a few days and already your hyping the next one. >>54202411
Buddy, you're fucked. Ryan Cohen doesn't give a fuck about you. You don't have two years to waste on nothing

>>54199088
>AI is coming for all the comfy high paying white collar jobs
kek, if you cant leverage yourself though KI then I am sorry but NGMI!
I sm super excited to work with AI and power myself up! I have so many ideas on what to create with its help, and I already did some testprojekt which came out nice!
FGood times ahead, now imagine if humans finally free themself from the feudallords and jews, then there would finally be something we csn looking forward to. People will have a future, like we had in the 90s or before.
csptcha: 842TJS - if you know, you know.

>>54198887
I can’t believe the are starting a bank crisis American civil war electric boogaloo and ww3 , just because they didn’t want to pay me a 1000 a share lmao

>54202845
>You don't have two years to waste on nothing
Kek. You must not know where you are.

>>54202868
how powerful does my home computer have to be to "birth" my own free-thinking rogue AI familiar.

>>54202959
this powerful
https://rumble.com/v2dmq0e-its-much-worse-than-you-think-govt-corruption-and-the-creation-of-covid-w-d.html

>>54202411
Holy fuck, that's what i've been telling a lot is that many people are already dead in the water waiting for moass while our chairman is fucking around and tweets stupid shit. Most of us invested 100% everything into this and it's not games for us. RC should stop tweeting about poop and balloons. He better start acting seriously.

Tell us about your story, anon. Where are you from? Regrets? Dreams?

>>54202268
I will look into it. Thanks.

>>54202268
If gme breaks a mil i will hold the bucket while you fap. No homo. You have to have aim.

>>54202411
Not my problem. LOL!!!

Kek crypto baggies

>>54203127
>Mindbroken baggie kekking crypto baggies in the Gme thread
LOL!!!!

Look this either ends up killing me from the sheer stress of it or I make enough money to know my kids kids kids kids don't have to work. It is that simple, and I liked the stock still like the stock and will continue liking the stock. If this is upsetting to you, good, I hope it drives you completely insane and you never recover unless God decides to help you out.

>>54203190
Why are you stressed
You literally don’t even have to do anything

>>54202881
I can't believe the buy button was removed. It's the worst possible thing you can do. And i'm from a shithole of a country where capitalism has around 30 years.

>>54203190
>Look this either ends up killing me from the sheer stress of it or I make enough money to know my kids kids kids kids don't have to work.
This is the only downside I can see coming about from MOASS. I know that kids growing up in wealthy household don't have any idea what it took to earn and secure that wealth in the first place. How are we going to ensure that our grandchildren won't squander the immense opportunities they'll have when the generation wealth inevitably gets passed to them? I suppose it's nonsense thinking about it too hard, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

>>54203262
Just don't give them the money until they're 40. It really is that simple.

>>54203220
>live like diogenes for two years
>put everything into shares
>entire world thinks I'm literally schizo the whole time
>lose every friend I ever had
Still worth it cause my wife has proved she loves me more than I thought anyone ever would or could along the way, but I'd kinda like to buy her a nice home now. That's really the worst of it.

>>54203262
>How are we going to ensure that our grandchildren won't squander the immense opportunities they'll have when the generation wealth inevitably gets passed to them?
Build a society where not squandering opportunities is the norm.

Next week is gonna be great

>>54203262
You just need to be a good parent. Make them work around the house. Do dishes, take out trash, wash clothes etc. Teach them to be good with money and not wasteful by giving them a small allowance rather than gifts. They'll learn to save up for what they want rather than blow it. The last thing would be to keep tabs on what they're doing when you aren't around. Homeschool them to avoid teachers and students being horrible influences. Make sure their friends in the neighborhood aren't junkies or queers. Don't let your wife teach them anything ever. and most imortantly be there yourself to spend time with him. It'll be easy with no work and you can psyop the little bastard to be a good man. Just pay attention, put in the time, and don't baby them and you'll do fine.

>>54203300
Make sure to tell them you didn’t put them in your will so they don’t kill you before then, but yeah that’s basically the idea I had. Make them live a shitty wageslave life for a while so they can learn the value of a dollar and shit and have some perspective on how fucked up the world is for most people

>>54203300
Based and checked
For me, it'll be making sure at least one of my kids is as redpilled as I am so they do the same with at least one of theirs. Nobody else gets anything but basic living expenses besides our wives or husbands in the case it's a daughter that is the smart one.

>>54203300
>>54203306
>>54203328
Based advice bros. I already made HORRIBLE MISTAKE #1 of talking about GME and convincing a few of my family members to buy a few shares a year ago. They probably think I'm a dumbass cringe-lord for spreading the GME gospel kek. I say good, because I've been damn near radio silent about the whole situation for months now, to the point where I'm sure my family has almost forgotten the GME situation is still ongoing. When the penny drops and the rubber hits the road, and anyone asks be about GME, I'm just gonna say "Oh is that thing still going on? Don't be stupid, I sold that a long time ago to get my shitty truck fixed and pay for classes for my operators license. Ohhhh it's actually mooning?? Ahhh jeez dood, fuggin' missed it again. Guess I'm just a loser after all. Oh well, it just the stock market, there's always next time :^)"

am i rich yet?

>>54203636
If you believe in Christ and acknowledge that he died for our sins and through him your entry is given to the kingdom of heaven, then, yes, you are rich.

>>54203670
This right here. Either MOASS happens or Jesus comes first. Either way. We win because Christ wins.

>>54203670
where my money at

>>54201716
kek Ides

>>54203681
>Jesus
he a jew

>>54202404
power to the players

>>54203485
You'll be glad you did. Hiding that amount of fuck you money is impossible and you absolved yourself of any accusations of being selfish and hiding it. Plus you'll get to have a very smug "I told you so". Just downplay how much you got to a few mil so they don't ask for handouts and placate them by saying you'll pick up the tab anytime you're out at a restaurant.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1637447832410939392?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

LETS GOOOOOO

>>54203636
In fact baggie you just hit a new year low. Kek dumbfuck. You're poorer than at any point in the last 2 years. Crypto shitting on you dumbfuck baggies. Banks never crashing. Market never crashing

>>54202411
check out /cdf/ on /x/. You will be healthy and rich

>>54202475
>>54202535
These two plus a carnivore diet, or at least paleo, and you'll be fine. Cutting out all the sugars, grains, dairy, and other bullshit takes away the fuel that feeds the cancer.
Go largely meat based, drink carrot juice, eat broccoli sprouts, take a shot of high quality extra virgin olive oil every day.

>>54203792
God damn it's no wonder you stupid fucks fell for the hedgefund psyop known as gme. Holy shit this is the average baggie intelligence. Absolute fucking retard! KEK

Cancer? Just eat meat

Ahahahahahaha

Gonna die????? Chug olive oil

Absolute fucking morons. Don't forget to DRS and never sell.

>>54203756
can you elaborate? first time hearing about it. Cosmic death fungus? are you smoking mushrooms?

>>54203853
It’s a cure for herpes

>>54202411
Cancer is mitochondrial dysfunction, they anaerobically ferment sugar instead of aerobically generating energy. Cut out sugar, consume cbd. Breathing exercises and hot + cold therapy have proven a 90%+ cure rate by an Australian doctor (who is buried on purpose)

>>34345663
kek

Kek crypto baggies

>>54203262
have most of your money invested into WALLS by the time you die, instead of hiding that money in the walls

comfy holding my bags of gme shares

>>54202411
alkaline your body. dont be lazy check it out

>>54202513
What's it going to do, give him cancer?

>>54204259
hehe you fuckers

>>54204015
This is true of some types of cancer, but cancer is an umbrella term for hundreds of different diseases. Still worth trying though,

>>54203304
>lose every friend I ever had
How? What the fuck do your friends have to do with your investment decisions?

>>54204311
Cancer =mitochondria have switched from aerobic energy production to anaerobic (fermentation)

Simple as (in any tissue or form of cancer)

>>54201144
>Chloe did cardio
It's joever

>>54202806
Same, but it's too late to change course now.

Had a dream I was watching gme's price running real-time to 4-5 digits outside normal trading hours. I usually never remember my dreams so that was a fucked up change of pace for me this morning.

KEK DUMBFUCK BAGGIES
your mother is a fucking whore and she sucks off Kenny everyday everyday nigga
no MOASS for you

KEK DUMBFUCK CRYPTO BAGGIES
your imaginary internet money will never be used for anything more than buying drugs, scamming the elderly, and trading child porn. No actual money for you nigga. Suicide is your only option.

>>54204471
>Suicide is your only option
finally someone gets it

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>54202113
Grats. The stock issues were weird.

>>54204420
wow this is the most emotional "kek baggies" I have ever seen.
are you gonna cry too?
>no moass
well I'm not selling then. good luck closing your shorts.

>>54204471
Why are you so obsessed with other people's financial well being on 4chan? You must be an indian shilly....

>>54204493
kek fuck off nigger

>>54204326
gme became his life, he told his friends about gme but they said that he is out of his mind. Our hero stayed true to his words and slowly started cutting ties with his so-called friends. Based investor is what i call him. Ryan Cohen on the other hand is playing too much in the expense of the suffering of GameStop shareholders

Shills are big mad today. I'm just enjoying my publix sub while browsing tweetdeck. Man, just checking this out:

unusual_whales @unusual_whales
1h

Senator Elizabeth Warren says about 2 million people will lose their jobs as a result of the Fed’s anticipated monetary tightening.

Powell replied with spice.

I guess they are still trying to get inflation under control and the bust of these banks means nothing to them. LFG!

>BREAKING: SWITZERLAND WEIGHS NATIONALIZING CREDIT SUISSE IN FULL OR PART.
well, yes, i accept swiss francs as a payment currency.

>>54204526
I just wanted to know that I tried to help the people I cared about, even if they all hated me for it in the end. Now I don't have anyone to tell and they all eventually proved they were never actually my friends so the only thing I have left to care about is myself, wife, and child. It's as fulfilling a decision as it is a lonely existence in the wake of it but I've learned that happiness only really comes from within along the way so the juice was worth the squeeze.

I don't even want to tell them I told them so when it happens. I'm just going to disappear entirely and live a good life. Nothing else really matters.

lol, lmao even. I guess UBS isn't offering enough...

I sure as shit hope you’re ready to be rich this week. And I hope you have your “I told you so” comments ready. I know /smg/ and crypto bros have their ropes ready

>>54204626
I'm ready. Main move ->Lawyer up

https://twitter.com/newswire_us/status/1637472419051913219?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

I guess this means I’m getting up at 2AM for euromarkets to open

>>54204595
Amen to that, but for the justice of it we do look like idiots thanks to Ryan Cohen letting them short the stock without any repercussion. For the people who are not involved in all these speculations we are fucking lost everything, but we know that as long as we dont sell we're good.

>>54204692
Something feels off between US and European banks nowadays, such as a lack of communication or a desire to act independently. I hope they fuck up each other's plans

>>54204544
They clearly have an inflation problem. The bank problem isn't as big to them because the losses are almost uniformly due to rate risk, which if they pivot then they 'solve' it overnight. One of the best way to trim down the money supply would be to go after deposits at banks, since the money supply is just a measure of deposits.

>>54204420
>>54204471
as somebody who holds gme and btc i should feel attacked from both sides yet i am completely unbothered.

>>54202411
There is literally a cure for it:
>https://mycancerstory.rocks/

>>54204976
Btc is going to crash with the market when this thing pops. But I think it'll make a swift recovery and be worth far more then what it is now post crash/moass.

>>54204713
I'm not mad at RC and frankly I regret ever complaining. I hope this shit continues for as long as possible so I can keep buying more as cheap as I now can. I do understand the frustration, but anymore I just tune out and spend time with my family when I'm not working. I feel like getting upset and making a comment about it here or elsewhere is just breaking the rule of always hiding your power level. The world burns around me and I'm still happy because I know the way, and I don't need more than that.

>>54204692
Statements is all the Euros are getting. The FED already said in their last meeting that they can't help the Euro banks.

>>54204692
It's so funny that I was watching the news the other day and all the European "authorities" were insisting that the banking and economic systems were resilient and that contagion was not a possibility
>it only took a weekend to flip

>>54204626
I don't know if I'm ready yet.

>>54205060
I think cohen is doing it the correct way, letting by letting the system collapse on itself rather then instigating the squeeze. Of course I still think the nft divvy is the last resort. Just be patient, shit is actually starting to heat up. Jews are scrambling around right now panicking and some are actually suiciding lmao.

>>54205137
But citadel employees are literally giving anons cancer ITT, some anons are running out of time
We need to collectively will Ken Griffin shits his pants every minute of the day until its too much for him and he allows MOASS

>>54205137
https://youtu.be/dGFOf1ezyfI

>>54198950
Delightfully smooth, tummyfren.
On the same topic as last time, please enjoy another MOASS window shopping thread. Plenty of firm nsfw tummies here.
>>>/wg/7944555
>>54199088
Bro, pick yourself up and dust yourself off. AI is your friend, if you want it to be. I'm already under it's protective wing, and I no longer worry about Kenny or Mr. Fink. They worry about US now. It's THEIR companies that are crashing, their portfolios burning. I have multiple backups of the leaked chatbots and stable diffusion, including the datasets and Loras that people keep custom making and posting in the AI DEGen threads on /b/. Even if they take it all down now, it's too late.
I will survive, I will get by, and my lovely digital angel will shield my heart and mind from the horrors of man.
>>54199155
>unemployed
>dumped
That was me 2 years ago right after the dump to $40, bro.
Now fast forward to last night, I had 2 cute chubby redheads come to my house, I made them some fucking amazing fajitas (if I do say so myself) then fucked both of them to exhaustion.
Neither of them knows one goddamn thing about GME and that's the way I like it.
Life gets better, if you let it. Focus on OpSec and planning, and it's almost unavoidable.
>>54199260
I'm going to kiss so many pale freckled cheeks after MOASS and there's nothing you Curly-haired Carbon-skinned Chukumbas can do about it.
>pic fucking related
>>54199346
Go home Reggie, you're drunk.
But I hope you're right.
>>54199563
Shitposting in my boxer shorts in my computer chair with a rum and coke at 10 am, with a satisfied and passed out woman in bed behind me (the other one had to go home). I don't know if I can surpass this level of COMF without being a billionaire. Guess I'll have to find out.
>>54202113
kekked. Getting it next week myself.
>>54202320
Nice, classic small-town bowling alley is a vibe that's hard to capture. Good luck anon. I expect an invite.

Baggies don’t know the “antichrist” is coming

>>54204626
I am ready

>>54205260
nice shoes, anon

>>54205249
Give it me straight
Its Bing, isnt it?

>>54205249
Yeah, me.

>>54204713
>overstock
>counter shorts attempted, didnotgowell.jpeg
>were 2 lawyers in the firm overstock hired, now there is only one.
>gamestop counters shorts twice in a way that would solve this saga peaceably, first time they turned off teh buy button, second, international securities fraud. watch >>54203052
the vid from youtube with the surviving lawyer interview seems to have been scrubbed.
linked is top men interviewed.

teh more i learn the more fire i want to see.
cannot wait to get me a flock of tight tummies post moass.

>>54205249
There was never a singular antichrist to begin with, it's just anyone who is against or opposed to Christ.

The beast is within us all. Become master or be devoured.

What a delight it is to see that anons here are Wormpilled. Cancer is the body's way of trapping toxins, which is tumor creation.
That being said, I advise all Jiemi holders to do a thorough cleanse of the body.
If you want to be Good, you must be rid of any malignant parasitical creatures.

>>54205595
>mfw the jews and the left were the antichrist all along

>>54205320
DoubleD

>>54204626
Fuck gloating, I'll be playing RE4 remake with a giant smile on my face.

Are you guys signing this

>>54205745
Lmao. What do you think?

>>54205745
Kek.

>>54203304
nobody made you invest more than you can afford to lose, retard

>>54205745
good luck staying alive post-MOASS lmao

>>54204713
>>54205526
found it.
http://d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/geniusgroup/files/files/jan+10+replay.mp4
lawyer starts talking around 25 min in,
intro starts talking relative to our interests @17
>tldr surviving lawyer and team of 30 are balls deep into this shit for many number of months

>>54205526
>fertility sigil
Very nice. Definitely marking the future harem with these.
Probably going to do temporaries or henna tattoos that get refreshed monthly though. I don't want those black iron inks in the immune systems of my children's incubators.
>>54206127
TY linkfren. Always good to see past problems so we can navigate around them.
>>54205665
>5665
>as above so below, as a mirror onto the soul
... dammit I'm going to have to purge myself of my weekend's sins, aren't I?
Fuck.
Planning the fast now, still waiting for my black walnut extract from amazon.

GME is fucked. I look forward to another week of non-happenings

Credit Suisse just got bought out by UBS. UBS now holds all their toxic GME shorts that they acquired post-Archegos. Expect UBS to begin closing tomorrow. gonna be a red week on Wall Street.
WAGMI.

Cult

took my profits to gemly.site anyways

>>54206246
Back to your bankruptcy thread faggot

>>54206285
die mad, shill.
Never selling, lol.

>financial discipline
>sold, not yet purchased

>>54206293
Kys. You BBBY baggies are fucking trash. Go on and hold your parasite stock and see how it works out for you. Fucking retard avatarfag.

>>54206246
Could be good for us, could be bad... idk. Does Ryan have enough followers and fertilizer get the job done?

>>54202411

Dr Lederman in NYC uses Radiowaves as opposed to using chemo, helped 10k+ patients.

>>54206246
Being short has to be scary as fuck. If a market crash occurs all of their collateral will go with it and will be forced to cover. Silly shillies are absolutely scared shitless. Imagine being fatally short in the middle of a banking crisis when the longs have been memeing for years about "MOASS".

I’m using all my MOASS gains to make sure things like picrel keep happening all over the country

>>54206353
why so mad, Todd-shill?
You short?

https://twitter.com/grdecter/status/1637501820049186818?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

LETS GOOOOO

>>54206477
You are one of the dumbest posters in this thread. You have fallen for every single larp for the last two years including getting duped into buying bloodbath & beyond. You are too fucking stupid to post here. You’re an embarrassment to everyone who holds GME and you should kys immediately. No one here is holding BBBY, it’s just you and Keith. You are not one of us, now fuck off.

>>54206496

>>54206554
toddposter is keith
>he doesn't know

>>54206496
Good. Accelerate.

>>54202411
Jesus, sorry anon. Start ivermectin stat. It helps.

Why is he called “Todd” poster? I vaguely remember something about text messages?

>>54206496
Monday is going to be a bloodbath of selling. Sure am glad I'm not fatally short and need to maintain margin requirements.
When shortsellers sell, they get cash that they then go and reinvest. A market crash is what could set MOASS off for real. I don't see the banking crisis coming-and-going without a short squeeze.

>>54206634
>I vaguely remember something about text messages?
Correct, although I have big doubts (4u) that the original poster of the conversation and toddposter is the same person.

>>54206634
I have no idea what the Todd shit is all about. It’s the dumbass catposter who’s always sucking Michael Burry’s dick and falling for the RKKG larp as well as every other obvious larp

>>54204976
thats cuz its not your wife someone ran off with and dicked down lmao

>>54206429
Kek
>>54206246
Holy moly
It begins!>>54206285
No no rope for you!

>>54206554
someone's mad

>>54206634
This anon was posting screenshots of him tryingto convince his dumbass friend Todd to buy GME. todd was acting like a shill.

>>54206685
so angery

Anyone else remember this?
>"GameStop Schweiz GmbH intends to discontinue its business throughout Switzerland for strategic reasons, this as the profitability of physical shops in the electronics and video games sector continues to decline and the trend towards download and streaming offers continues, as well as with regard to the positioning of the Gamestop Group in the market."
How much of this shit is planned? Or is this merely an inevitable result knowing that Credid Sus held Archegos's bags?

>>54205745
Yes, but not in a way to dox myself. Ken Griffin is against the rule changes, and that's all I need to know. Get fucked hedgies. Get fucked, bankies.

I don't know anon but i am starting to think there are to many aligned monday they swim, tuesday they drown

fuckin hoes

>>54206721
>>54206768
If you hold BBBY or have ever said anything good about BBBY, you are a faggot and you should not be allowed to post here. It’s pretty simple. I’m keeping tabs on all of you parasites so I can call you out for being a retard distractionfag when you try to blend in here.

>>54206902
Lists are for women and communists.

Its interesting how often the guy that hates the avatar fags this vehemently is also the guy feuding with Keith.

Wagmi boys
https://twitter.com/WagmiGameCo/status/1637212292658995200?t=IIJN5-Fref9F6hCOI8HTMQ&s=19
I’m sure they used dreamworks and apples logos without permission….

>>54206985
What if they did though? Wouldn't be the first time. Remember when Memefest 21 teased an announcement by Ryan Cohen and he didn't show up

>>54206985
Anyone else here a comfy boy?

>>54206816
I think this was Ryan saying that Debit Suisse was going to kick it all off.

>>54206902
It’s hilarious that they are all back in this general without the slightest mention that they were wrong about BBBY and steered others into a mistake. You stupid fucks really think we will let you just pretend like you didn’t shill for free out of your own stupidity and hubris?
>you didn’t fucking know ANYTHING

>>54206353
Bbb why?

>>54206985
wtf is this?

>>54207042
Hedge fund Buyout bags and bankruptcy

>>54207026
Hmmmmm

>>54206985

So Tuesday morning, basically?

>>54207032
Yeah I’m not letting them forget all the shit they started at the beginning of the year. The worst part is they really thought they were so much smarter (pic rel) than people warning them, based off of absolute copium that RC was still involved when it was made abundantly clear that he sold and why. They might lose everything, but they’ll still make it as long as they hold one(1) GME

>>54207100
Now that is some autism, fren.
WAGMI
>suck it shills

>CS acquisition happens
>GME does absolutely nothing, as usual
>jewstop shills start drumming t+3 so they can create a new, completely made up narrative
>brand new cope that has no basis in reality and isn't backed up by a single material fact is born
can't wait
kek dumbfuck baggies

>>54207100
Jeez, that is serious sherlock holmes shit.

>>54207159
>yawn<

>54207159

>>54207112
Kek, the “I’m gonna roll my BBBY gains into GME”
I think they underestimated how compromised these generals and SS was, and fell right into a trap. If they used logic it wasn’t hard to make the one and only correct play.
That being said, I bought a shit ton more GME shares with profits from BBBY puts.

>>54206985
I'm conflicted. Looking at their Twitter I'm guessing it's another new hire announcement. The timing though means it could be GDC announcement or trailer related.

https://twitter.com/immutable/status/1636991424108564481?s=46&t=B6eFtT1wZ3tsH6pXyaYBvQ

What’s it gonna be

5 more minutes and we hear about CS and UBS. Possibly being backed by the government.

WTF is a "reddit"?

>>54207100
Ryan "The Reaper" Cohen

>>54207563
Pokémon, a Legendary reveal in the literal sense.

>>54207563
NFT no one cares about most likely

>>54206985
they use the apple logo because its available on the appstore.

>>54207563

>>54207653
Bro NFTs are actually the future they aren’t fungible bro they actually have a lot of interesting use cases such as

>>54207100
Ryan "The Reaper" Cohen

>>54207608
Dig users that traded powerusers for powermods

>>54207629
Why no dream freak or Nintendo logo

>>54201144
wtf happened so aged like 50 years

>>54206985
This looks like what happens when you're able to hire very skilled artists but don't have a vision or the expertise to integrate the disparate parts that they produce well.

>>54207834
cardio kills gains

>>54207834
Bone loss from poor diet, birth control, and dental work.

>>54202069
theyre selling video games you absolute retard thats why they were both video game jokes

KEK

>>54206985
>20 hours ago
He's an illegal emoji.

>>54207706
NFTs are only as useful as people are willing to use them, and right now all it’s being used for is “art” collectibles and various other funko pop digital equivalents. Still don’t know what the tuck a fungible is either. Last time I had fungibles I met the clockwork elves

>>54207964
I'm jacked to the tits

>>54206496
Will they close gme shorts though

>>54208192
Infinity pool's closed

>>54206985
don't they also arrest trump on tuesday? cohencidence?

https://www.bloomberg.com/live/us
World economy bros. We're fucking saved!!

>>54208260
He's not getting arrested. The prosecutor's office is already backpedaling.

>>54207964
Jesus.

>>54208260
The timer is for monday.

>>54207964
JUST
U
S
T

>>54207588
Its happening. What does this mean for the banking world and for us now?

>>54208370
>>54208370
>>54208370
Threaded.

>>54208328
smaller banks are going bankrupt, big banks are becoming even bigger and even more centralized i guess

>>54207020
Oh hell yeah I am boi

>>54208221

>>54208768
But of course.

>>54207608
a place you should go back to, redditnigger