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>>54205054
bidet, I was skeptical but it works and is cleaner.

>>54205217
There's people LITERALLY with shit stuck to their ass who are recommending stonks to you on this forum.

Bidets are for arseholes. Avoid.

>>54205054

>He doesn't shit in the arrow pose
ngmi. I comme away completely clean 99% of the time. Been on the same toilet roll for over 6 months.

>>54205054
the best way isn't the most cost effective way

make it a daily ritual to shit and shower at the same time

>>54205054
A healthy diet will lead to clean shits so you'll basically be scamming toilet paper companies. You should still have a roll of toilet paper around just to check your butt, but you won't need more than one sheet per week if you eat at a caloric deficit, don't drink soda, don't eat fast food, and eat your veggies and chicken breast, with read meat as an occasional treat.

Invest in a simple bench so when you sit at your shitter, you squat perfectly with spread asscheeks and asshole, with perfect intestine alignment so your shit goes smoothly and clean most of the time. I'm still on the same bundle of rolls for 3 months.


The pajeets shit on the street, but they know how to shit efficiently by squatting

just get squatting shitter bench>>54205054

>>54205217
I use a bidet. You still need TP to wipe your bum dry unless you like having swamp ass and dank pants

>>54205242
>>54205253
You people are animals. A bidet is the only way to clean a human ass. A handful of water and your hand cleaning and removing the shit from your stinky hairy hole. You have to be fucking kidding me i don't know how you people live. Your asses must itch a lot. And you're the same ppl who do rimjobs ffs

>>54205395
So you're saying bidets are for homosexuals who prep for anal sex every day? faggot

>>54205419
Yes, you need to be a faggot to not want shit stuck between your cheeks.

>>54205054
haven't bought tp in years. I highly recommend this way if you live in an apartment building with multiple washing machines, so you can designated one for your reusable tp

>>54205054
>>54205217
Bidets are a scam. Just push extra hard when you shit so the water splashes into your asshole. That's what I do and it works great. No need for the toilet paper jew either

>>54205054
squat and spread cheeks

Embrace technology, citizens from undeveloped countries.

>>54205054
Time to shits with your showers.

>>54206185
The only suitable answer

i just wash my ass on the sink, even when im visiting someone. also i dry my ass into the hand towel. i used to only wash but there was little poop particles clogging the sink so i wipe first and then wash. very convenient. only hard task is that some apartments has difficult sinks to get ass over it.

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>>54206192
This is another good option. I'm the waffle stomping king desu

The amount of bidet shilling on 4channel has led me to a revelation: The site isn't owned by some scary Agency - it's owned by Big Bidet. Psyopping us to trade in our TP for Mr Loo's Wet & Slippy Bidets. My gods think of the marketing dollars they've spent.

You oughta be ashamed.

>>54207923
It's true which is why you should use these methods instead
>>54206908
>>54205900 (self check)