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>apply for 200 credit cards
>use each to buy $5k worth of crypto
>lose keys in boating accident
>file for bankruptcy
>keys wash up on shore
>now a millionaire
>repeat every 7 years

would this work?

>> No.54197379

step one: get approved

>> No.54197500
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>>54197362
>apply for 200 credit cards
>get only approved for 1 depending on income
>buy only $5k worth of crypto
>not even enough for 1 full BTC
>gotta pray something else moons
>YOLO into flavor of the month crypto/DAO
>rug pulled
heh have fun paying off that credit card, Orgasmo!

>> No.54197589

>>54197362
You didn't factor in the price of the boat

>> No.54198061

women who orgasm during sex come from a promiscuous genetic line i.e., their female ancestors were more likely to initiate sex.

therefore evolution designed two types of women: those who initiate sex and those who invite men to rape them.