/biz/ - Business & Finance

You do consider ESG factors when you invest, right anon?

Oh gawd

>>54191775
>>54191775

>March 2023
>still /GME/ and /BBBY/ generals

FRC better get bailed out and go up again i swear to god

>>54191827
Is ubs a better bank than credit suisse?

>>54191809
Does the commettee or whatever the body is called that selects the S&P500 stocks consider ESG factors?

>>54191802
what was a good buy during the 2008 crash? competitors of the banks that crashed? tech companies? ...?

yfw non of our leaders are competent. Biden, Yellen, Harris, Daly, Jerome....

How do markets price in economic collapse / hyper-inflation?

AI art and AI voices are so cool. I want to get into AI stocks

>>54191878
how many calls did you put down?

Well you know what they say, just buy good assets and never sell them, or sell them when you really need the money. Ups downs just know what you hold and you can never be poor. Dividend sisters what are your favorite holds? Can't go wrong with power companies, mcdonalds, coca cola. They never go out of business and nothing beats contributing to that roth IRA am I right? No taxes no sweat we just get rich off the backs of degenerates and their options losing to the house.

>>54191945
Ford

>>54191802
Seriously why do even banks buy such shit rates for thier bonds? Why not literally buy physical cash at that point? Or even the negative rates that ecb had. Wtf is that? At a certain point they have more downside risk than cash right? Isn't that part of why silicon Valley Bank shit the bed?

>>54191878
Anon... just close your position on Monday, by the end of the week JPM will have acquired it at 5 dollars a share.

Short KRE. Regional banks are dead. The government and fed will only selectively bail out banks. Big depositors will only bank with the big 4 and not risk it. Withdrawals will only flow to big banks.

>>54191802
who buys a bond at zero?

>>54191945
Why anyone thinks this is even remotely like the 2008 crash is fucking beyond me.

>>54191896
Yes. UBS hired some of the better CS bankers over the years.

https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/preanre/2023/R_20230317_1.pdf

This suggests the Fed is bidding down treasuries, in an attempt to coerce people back into cash (banks). They are trying to discourage the exodus from cash into treasuries.

>>54191986
The federal government hates monopolies, especially with fucking banks. They will do whatever they can to make sure regional banks stay afloat. They may even block a potential FRC sale.

>>54191994
Banks failed in 2008 and banks are failing now, and getting bailed out. Its not that crazy of a comparison.

>>54191992
5% of all bonds were bought at a 0% rate last Friday.

That's a lot of bonds.

Ask yourself, who has that kind of money (printer)?

>>54192018
>hate monopolies
hahahahaha
they’re literally looking for buyers for svb and frc
Even if that’s true big money will exclusively bank at the big banks. Depositors will dwindle at these regional banks. The regional bank business model is dead long term.

>>54192006
no, thats not going to happen because people will just go into gold. I think that companies are desperate to get into bonds right now. I heard the people over at charles schwab are switching their profile from PRIME to Government bonds only.

>>54192021
Why they're failing is the big difference. In 2008 they failed because they're regarded. They're failing now because the fed is retarded

>>54192044
saying its the federal reserve could be the easy way out... but what if its not???? that be scary to think about or consider.

>>54192054
>In 2008 they failed because they're regarded

>>54192021
this. thanks anon for explaining

>>54192054
the consequences of their failings could be similar, no?

>>54192054
both have always been retarded, retard

>>54191986
Regional banks have a strong lobby in US politics. They won't be dismissed too easily.

>>54191896
they had to be bailed out in 2008 so they were worse at that time

now the tables have turned

>>54192087
your regarded

>>54191983
No.

>>54192099
big bank lobby bigger?

>>54192021
My knowledge on 2008 is based on the movies big short and margin call, and I assure you this time it’s unironically different. Very fradulent business by banks back then, no evidence of such malpractice today desu

>>54191827
So i guess i should i be happy i slurped the dip?

>>54191946
Short term Bearish/ mid term Crabbish/ Long Term Bullish.

The plan.
Trading and leverage is dead if you want to best the market.
Own and Accumulate.

Scoopsies was here last night. He's not afraid of you chuds anymore. Despite your feeble attempts, /smg/'s most famous power couple wins again.

>>54192277
0DTEs ARE the market by volume.
Stocks are the degenerate derivatives.

>>54191946
>Jerome
>not competent
Take that back

help how do I survive a year or more in Europe as an /Ameribro/. I am thinking of gaining a few thousand over the summer with work and investing it for the 1-5 years I will be overseas, but idk what defensive asset would be best for the mid-term. I also really don't want to have to manage my brokerage account during my studies (I am doing grad school). Should I just SLURP up indexes this summer, or is there something superior for the storm we're in.

>>54192277
It's actually short term crabbish (current uncertainty and shit), mid term bullish (once fed pivots interest rates and money printer goes overdrive to keep kicking the can everything will rally), long term bearish (probably Q3-Q4 2023 can will no longer be able to be kicked and we'll go recession mode)

>>54191946
Is this the kid that got mauled by pits?

What do I buy for The Chuddening?

Today's bank mess is due to two things. One; regional bank lent money to risky startup companies, and two the CEO dude of that bank opened his mouth publicly about how bad things were before he took steps to fix the problem. (Which if he done it the other way the mess would not have resulted). That's it really. One mistake which has now turned into the big shat that's happening now.

>>54192345
>how do I survive a year or more in Europe
Where are you going?

>>54192375
Chuds are pledging to redeem the bank accounts if Trump is arrested.

>>54192377
>regional bank lent money to risky startup companies
Not accurate. They took enormous deposits from risky startup companies. As those companies started spending down their accounts (because they weren't making any money), the bank had to sell off assets and realize losses to satisfy those withdrawals

>>54192377
>regional bank lent money to risky startup companies
Kek no it’s the other way around

>>54192375
>trump gets arrested
For what? I don't even remember him doing anything. Compared to career politicians, any scandalous she he was involved in is mild by comparison

>>54192311
>Transitory

>>54192373
I think his sis got bit

>>54192435
Apparently it's in relation to the stormy daniels case (another way to say it's a political attack to try to get trump out of the picture because dems are scared he'd be trouble if he ran again).

>>54192468
They should be more scared of Desantis

>>54192483
I think so, too. I believe de santis is a far stronger candidate based on the actions he took so far. We'll see what happens though.

>>54192448
>Transitory
Oh shit, I forgot about that one

>>54192468
>>54192435
>>54192375
Theres a glow op in process to make Tuesday bank run day to protest his arrest.
They're going to crash this economy with no survivors and Trump / Republicans will be left in the wreckage.

>>54192483
They want desantis, he's the most shabbos of goys.

>>54192545
Zion Don is no better. Its all a sham and we can only hope for one of them do something good for their people on the side while sucking off shlomo.

When will we see SPY $1000

>>54192545
Liking jews and liking israel are different matters. So is AIPAC's stance on whom they want to support, or the ADL's on whom they want to defame. Finally, things like acting upon palestine-israel stances or refusing to do commerce with israelis etc., is a question of geopolitics first.

>>54192629
If Jerome pivoots maybe by the end of this year, and 1 share of SPY will buy a loaf of bread.

>>54192564
I'm aware, all I'm saying is voting is worthless because regardless which side of the aisle you vote for it's all the same
>>54192634
Luckily desantis loves both!

>>54192680
And that's a good thing!

>>54192018
>The federal government hates monopolies

>>54192634
>geopolitics

being a zog slave is not geopolitics, there's only one position in america and that's israel first, always

>>54192215
You might want to google recent bank fines. Plenty of malfeasance in the current market.

>>54192718
Israel is the world intelligence agency. They have intelligence on everyone, including the US, and will gladly give it out for a fee. The value of the fee depends heavily on what they think about the country (cheap if they don't like the country, expensive if they like it). The "aid" they receive is actually a cover way to pay them for their services. Why do you think the US helps cover for when israel shoot down some of their people/equipment? It's because it's settled through intel deals.

>>54192799
its because america is controlled by jews and anyone who speaks about it is destroyed financially and socially

Did I make the right choice to sell my AMD at the end of the day yesterday? This is going down from here after such a spike, isn't it? Look at those fucking candles. Give me a return to the 50 DMA and i'll buy some more again.

What time does the Civil War start?

>>54191992
Buying bonds at 0% can be perfectly reasonable. It might seem no better than storing stacks of hundred-dollar bills, but in fact the latter carries significant costs and risks (secure storage, secure transport, etc.). 0% bonds (especially when they have more duration than those 8-week T-bills) can also protect against a drop in interest rates because their market value would increase.

*ahem*
Anyone short please take note.

>>54192884
I’d say yea, but I also bought a few long term otm puts on nvda at the start of the day yesterday.

>>54192912
Whenever get glowies decide to instigate it.

>>54192926
what does this mean? and how do i profit from it?

>>54193056
he is saying it's a nothing burger but don't believe him. come this week is when the real heeming starts

>>54193056
Equities can still go up even when banks are getting rekt left and right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savings_and_loan_crisis

Good? Good.
Bad? Good.

>>54193110
It’s almost like stocks always go up

>>54192215
>no malfeasance in banks right now
Kek that gave me a nice chuckle

>>54191945
I have DRV, DRIP, FAZ, UVIX, and SOXS.

>>54193110
The left runs the government now though and they're all crazy troons. I don't have faith in their ability to deal with this shit. Every troon imgur post i see is some combination of "yay sexual deviancy and minorities!" and at the same time "commit crimes! i'm depressed and suicidal! burn shit down! hurt people! i am sane, I AM SANE!" it's fucking weird.

>>54191945
>short term
short vix

>long term
small cap speculative tech stocks

>>54193172
Yes, they are the party of mental illness, but the politicians know that and just take advantage of it. They know what they're doing. They find trannies to be monsters, gays to be degenerate, and minorities disgusting, but those groups of people are super easy to manipulate so they prey on them for easy votes.

>>54193197
i mean just look at this shit. this isn't even edited. someone chose to post these images, in this order. and other people upvote and celebrate it.

how am i supposed to have confidence that these people are gonna fix a major banking crisis or make line go up again in the market? if anything all im waiting for is Reagan 2.0 to come about in 2024 if we assume Biden is the new Carter.

>>54193172
>acting as if government incompetence is new
nigger please

>>54193242
looks like your typical Smg thread on a Sunday morning

>>54193255
it's not new. it's just worse now because of technology. the stupid and crazy people are now a lot more powerful than they used to be, that's the problem. imagine what hell we're gonna be living through when AI truly takes off and is used by them.

Finally had a bit of time to check my corpo bond screener. There are NO issues. NONE. Banks have 0 money to lend out. This really is '08 all over again.
>Banks leverage tits up
>Get shrekt
>Govt gives them money to keep the liquidity cycle going
>Isildur.jpg
>Companies leveraged tits up can't roll debt and get rekt
Anyone got an idea of the general debt cycle for corpos? Any company that's going to need to roll their debt soon is about to get sent to the shadow realm.

>>54193267
i sure hope not.

>>54193242
That's mild by comparison

>>54193189
yeah man, I'll invest in the exact things that are exposed to the most ovbious risk right now. thank you very much!

>>54193298
Fuck... its even higher quality than SMG....

>>54193300
jfc that's sad. im probably the exact opposite. i love nature and freedom and privacy and i hate claustrophobic cities.

>>54193304
Where do you think the returns come from of not from risk?

O-oh. That was a rough week.

>>54193382
God, same.

What are you drinking today fellow anons? Pic related is getting cooled in my refrigerator right now.

>>54193300
the woods are pretty scary

The sooner this happens the sooner we can go up again. I just wish I could see into the future and know the exact right play to do instead of just bagholding and watch my money bleed slowly away or trying my luck with options and losing it faster

>>54193441
Especially at night

>>54193434
Disgusting.
1- cooled red wine? Eww! You're supposed to air it, not cool it.
2- jewish wine is crap. It's more like sugar than wine. Undrinkable.

>>54191809
I consider them to be gay.

I have spent so much fucking money on beer, takeout, restaurants, and DoorDash this year.

>>54192375
I would buy some POW for The Chuddening

>>54191972
most of my divs were in REITS, what do you think of those since you didnt mention them?

Am I getting this right? The economy collapsed in 2008 because of investment bank tom fuckery. It wiped out 12 years of growth from the stock market. Then, the government bailed out banks and buisnesses to keep the economy running which has lead to the growth that we have had since. So what I am wondering is. How far will it end up dropping if does again? will it stop when products and assets become affordable to the average person again or will there be a much larger problem economically ?

>>54193485
Spending money on small delightful things feels so good. Pizza at my local restaurant has got outrageously expensive but I still go there occasionally.

>>54193485
N

>>54193542
What did he mean by this?

>>54193441
If you're afraid of the forest you're supposed to be afraid. That's the spirit of the woods telling your you aren't welcome. Those that are worthy will find the woods a soothing place, especially at night

>>54193434
I am about to make a coffee because it is only 1pm.. it IS an appropriate time for drinking where you are RIGHT?

>>54191992
>>54192044
>>54192918
Foreign entities with shitty currencies. Argentines, Turks, they would buy USD at 0% to hedge their own currencies.

>>54192054
>regarded
fuck off back to r*ddit and kill yourself, please.

>>54193551
thats fine. I was built for the Plains

>>54193466
It is but I recommend going for a walk in the woods at night from time to time. It's spooky sure, but it's also an interesting experience. Your senses get heightened and you pick up every sound. Sometimes when the sound is close by the fight or flight response kicks in.
Of course there is always a risk of running into an immigrant from Africa. I always bring protection with me because of this: usually just lubricant and condoms.

>>54193477
Very snobbish post mate. It's just fermented grapes and I like to drink them cooled. Also Jewish wine is always kosher.

>>54193548

>>54193434
Yep it's almost 8PM right now

Me and the Wife have never used DoorDash other than maybe twice just to see how the experience went. I mean unless something fucked happened (Both can't drive due to accident or whatever) I can't see paying for it when me or her can just go out and get it.

>>54193554

>>54193610
Kek saved

Anyone else considering buying chink stocks? So far I'm planning to buy HOLI and TIGR next week

>>54193554
Yep it's almost 8PM right now here.

>>54193300
Imagine a life where the lack of niggers causes you anxiety.

>>54193645
I'm scared of China stocks ever since the baba shenanigans.

Honestly I'm debating on Canadian Bank stocks but I'm worried the housing market there will be 08 into infinity

>>54193434
Cooling a red wine?

I have never used a phone application to order anything

>>54193525
While a lot of growth during the 10's was due to free moeny there still were major technological achievements. Another GFC/dpt com collapse likely would not wipe all the gains from the 10's away.

>>54193674
oh well alright drink away then my man. But if you are buying chinese stalks I would stay away from 3SQUEAKS I heard they have questionable buisness practices

>>54193693
Our ecomony is absolutly fucked just to let you know
t.leaf

>>54193525
Let me put it to you this way, we will be lucky if SPY only drops to 200

>>54193608
Door dash has a purpose. Ive only ever used it when I was drinking and at a friend's house or just not at home in general. I don't see any other reason to use it if you can just get it yourself without hazard. But its turned into a service for lazy deadbeats. I swear just in my small circle of friends I have at least two that order door dash almost everyday and are always complaining they're broke. JUST STOP SMOKING WEED FOR 5 MINUTES AND GO PICK THE FOOD UP YOURSELF YOU LAZY BURNOUTS!

>>54192054
>Why they're failing is the big difference. In 2008 they failed because they're regarded. They're failing now because the fed is retarded
no... SVB failed because it was retarded. they didnt have a risk management leader for like 9 months. you can hedge out interest rate risk with swaps, which they did not. they were stupid

>>54193726
I know it's fucked. The Canadian economy relies on the ticking time bomb that is housing to immigrants working for 17 CAD an hour.

That being said TD is looking like it's the Canadian JPM and will 4 bagger in a couple years

Btw, dunno if you guys seen the news. BBBY finally updated their shares count. Turns out they dilluted their float by over 200% since the deal with a hedge fund. Pretty funny considering how confident baggies were that no such thing took place.
Also BBBY is considering reverse-split so that more warrants can be exercised without them getting delisted. Pretty much a nuclear grade retail beheeming.

>>54193693
Yeah I avoid chinese stocks like s fire too normally. I'm just looking for a good play for the next few weeks. Western markets have lots of negative news right now so I assume they are going to continue crabbing. China on the other hand is relatively stable and thus could attract investors. Not sure if this is crowded trade yet or not, I will have to dig around more.

>>54191809
I don't invest in countries that aren't democracies. Surprisingly it's hard to find any ETF or fund focused on this specifically despite the concept of ESG being much more convoluted and almost entirely made up of bad data and scams.

The argument is usually 'muh globalisation' but it's complete bullshit. People just subconsciously pretend it means low growth as they cuck their own country out of existence.

>>54193525
SPY @ 200 is reasonable.

>>54193707
Come to think of it I haven't either. Yesterday when i was at mechanic's i briefly considered installing uber but decided against it.

>>54192089
no because the overall environment is totally different

Why shouldnt I go all in on Latam etfs?

>>54193608
>>54193707
I used uber eats a few times because I was gifted a very large uber credit. The delivery was incredibly slow, expensive, and limited. It would have been faster for me to walk to the place, put in my order in person, and walk it back to my place than the time I waited. It's baffling because pizza places have done their own delivery for DECADES, before all these online ordering apps came into play, and they did it better back then. My "lazy boomers spend all their money" thesis says I should invest in these apps because lazy fucks will pump their bags, but my sensible investor side says to stay away.

>>54193783
Honestly if you have faith in a short term play just go balls deep on a 3x chinese bull etf with some coverage in Chinese blue chips for overlap if you wanna get out of the etf but still wanna hold

>>54191983
>t. analyst batting sub 40%

>>54193726
I feel like economy all around the world is fucked. Wherever you look you will find high inflaiton, bankruptcies, labor shortages. Kinda fucked if you consider it's all because small group of people with enough power to shut down global economy during common cold pandemic.

>>54193610
coffee is great though. just consume it in moderation. along with weed that should be all the drugs you need for the rest of your life. i also like to drink once a month just to vent all of my frustrations about life so i don't keep it all bottled up inside, but i could take it or leave it ultimately.

>>54193697
If your goal is just to get drunk I don’t see why not, especially if it’s bad wine

>>54193846
I'm starting to think Japan might be the play honestly. Their stock market has been sideways for decades and the declining birth rates are ripe for some diversity hires to kick off a bullrun>>54193825

>>54193434
This reminds me of the time my autistic engineer indian dad who never drinks alcohol bought super expensive IPA’s and started drinking them with ice cubes

>>54193730
>>54193788
kek no way it would go that low right? I feel like if it went to 200 it might as well be 0 with how many companies would be erased

>>54193820
Once the boomers die off everything will just be takeout only ghost kitchens. Shit in forever alone millennials and too busy to take my eyes off TikTok zoomers are either too scared or cant be bothered to leave their NEET nests to go get food they'd rather pay you 100% mark-up plus tip for you to get them McDonald's. It's honestly like $30 for a meal at mcdonalds delivered. It's fucking pathetic.

>>54193824
Faith alone is not enough kek. I'd rather do that based on knowledge, but I'm too tired to do proper DD so I thought that maybe some anons already considered it.

>>54193850
I have never met a weedfag who isn't profoundly retarded. I haven't yet figured out the direction of the causal relationship, but alcohol is clearly safer than weed in any case.

>>54193788
This isn’t 2015 mate

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>54193861
The nips have too much pride to import diversity hires, if they go that route I would be very disappointed in them. Maybe Ueda will be the savior of the Japanese family that Abe couldn't be.

>>54193877
good, all the silliness must go. also look at that pattern its the text book example of the stock market cycle and we are coming off of the complacency phase

>>54193861
What about their population decline though? They have tons of talent and creativity. Shame about other conditions.

>>54193466
The night is the best time. We have been conditioned by tv and movies to be afraid of the woods after dark. There is a nefarious reason for this. We need to work to break away from that. If you become one with the forest. There is no need to be afraid of it.

>>54193707
You've never placed an order on your phone? That's remarkable. I've ordered Amazon, Pizza Hut, signed up for streaming services, new egg, best buy, and countless others. All using the Chrome app on my phone.

>>54193877
many companies should be erased, it's natural. some will come back stronger, some will be replaced.

>>54193883
Despite the fact i smoke, I fucking hate everything about weed culture. They crackhead tier wax rigs, the do nothing lifestyle, and the sloppy weed users are. For me weed is a night cap. It's something I use after a long day to help knock me out. But not my friends, nope. Hella 420 brah!!!!
Hey let's go to the store
>hold on I gotta smoke real quick
Hey let's go for a walk
>hold on I gotta smoke real quick
Hey let's go out to dinner
>hold on I gotta smoke real quick
Hey let's play a video game
>hold on I gotta smoke real quick
Is there anything you fucking queers can do without getting high first?

>>54193883
I’m sure alcohol is more likely to kill you (either directly or via drunken behavior) but the way weed can drive you schizo, like you’re losing your mind, is pretty scary honestly

>>54193858
Bad red wine is good for making gløgg and gløgg is great to get drunk on. Try it out sometime.

Can we please not

>>54194020
If trump gets arrested he'll be in custody for probably all of 2 hours before he's bonded out. This is literally all a stunt to try and get his supporters to act out so they can be exterminated. I actually doubt anyone actually cares if trump gets arrested or not though. Most people on the right have moved on to desantis at this point.

>>54193707
Me either, I use only browsers with ad blockers on both PC and mobile.

>>54194020
I agree, can you please not and post this shit in /pol/ instead.

>>54194020
>trannies vs migers
how does one profit off this?

>>54193981
I’ve tried glogg but drinking more than one glass of a warm, spicy drink doesn’t sound very appealing

>>54194048
What do these lads do?

>>54193883
If you grow up in places where alcohol culture isn’t big but weed culture is, then you’ll meet an exception to this rule. Growing up here in the Silicon Valley we had tons of stoners who are very high functioning. This one really annoying faggot stoner I knew from HS (who absolutely smoked a ton of weed through college) works at Goldman Sachs now, and I can think of some MIT stoners too.

But that’s not the case everywhere, lots of stoners are indeed lazy faggots who cannot even acknowledge they’re severely addicted to a drug that directly acts on your CB1 related dopamine receptors


And speaking of this conversation, I am long ANEB.

>>54192918
This is mega cope

>>54194080
Nothing. They're there for show.

>>54194064
>trannies vs people with guns and run the supply grid
You short the Troon and New York

>>54194020
I think if he get arrested in Florida it would make desantis look like a cuck. Could be a win for Trump if this happens.

>>54194064
Civil war is bullish as hell.

>>54194080
They just have good times.

>>54193880
Well it's like this now kinda where I live. Unless its a more upscale place why should I bother going to say MCD's or Wendy's and eating inside when I can merely swing by after work, pick it up, and me and the Wife can be sitting at the dining room table enjoying it with little hassle due to uh well its not really outta my way from the office. Most of the traffic at the fast food places here come from two sources; people passing through or older fucks who live in the city use it as a gathering place.

>>54194041
Is your PO Box still working or did you have to scrub that as well?

>>54191862
We're nowhere near the bottom

>>54194020
LET THE ORANGE MAN COME FORTH
LET JUSTICE BE DONE UPON HIM

Trump getting arrested is a big fat nothing. It's not like he'll sit in jail. they've already said he's gonna surrender, appear before the judge, then they're gonna release him till he goes back for the trial/hearing. It's not like he's going anywhere with his S.S detail and all keeping track of him.

>>54193967
Yes, exactly.
>>54194088
Working at globohomo companies is hardly a benchmark for intelligence or function. But yes, it makes sense that as the sample size increases, you will find exceptions to the rules. This can be a genetic freak case, though. For example there's a family in, I think, TN, that has the unique property of having "unbreakable" bones. They are the only known people with these genes in the world. You'll find all kinds of weird stuff like that with a large enough sample size.

>>54193944
>For me weed is a night cap. It's something I use after a long day to help knock me out.

This. I agree and this is basically what I do. I also work as an electrical engineer and if anything it helps my work, I'm generally happier and more creative. Either way it's just an end of day thing and I'm very productive at work.

doing things in excess is typically the problem. i mean, that's literally the 7 deadly sins. they're all normal things done to excess. that's the sin. gluttony is just eating too much, but you still gotta eat. sex is normal but lust is excess. obviously it's fine to be proud of your accomplishments but pride as a sin is one of EXCESSIVE pride. thus the point i made about moderation. i also like to take regular tolerance breaks to reset and manage my tolerance. saves on money too.

>>54194080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YRV5iUWCGM

>>54194129
Oh no I cancelled my po box like 6 months ago. I kind of regret doing it, but I also figure if somebody wants to gift me something they can just cash app money and tell me what it's for and I can just buy it on Amazon or whatever. My apartment is in such a strange place and has such a strange address that delivery people genuinely can't find the place so I have to use my parents address. Otherwise I would just give people my address. Half this general knows where I live anyway just not the actual address

He wants to get arrested because Hitler wrote Mein Kampf in prison after his failed coup attempt and emerged Führer. They're also targeting trans people like the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft book burnings. We must #StandAgainstHate #RightSideOFHistory.

These banks can suck me off. Gargle my sweet sauce and die

>>54192054
Reminder the federal government was the one pushing for sub prime mortgages and the banks went along under the assumption these were "safe" investments despite real estate clearly being a bubble in the 2000s

>>54194110
Try growing some mushrooms (its not hard) and taking them. Took a moderate dose and my neurons were really firing as I started looking at this painting.
https://www.loc.gov/resource/ds.08068/

>>54194110
I didn't realize this was going on in Florida. Desantis can't stand trump you, know this had to be the face he made when he heard the news

>Bought SOXS at 24
realistically, how much more am I going to get HEEMED? will it go down to 12? 8? Will we finally get a crash? Will NVIDIA finally correct?

For the first time, my gut has failed me into a massive potential, and im scared shitless

>>54193825
buddy .4 is a fantastic batting average, use a better analogy

>>54194110
>Trump going to prison is a win

>>54194196
Thanks

>arresting political opponents on fraudulent charges

Fuck man, I just need to get some gains so I can gtfo of this country before things get crazy.

>>54194111
Agreed just pay some poor SOB to f8ght in your place and sit on the sidelines supporting both sides. US War profiteering is back in vogue!

>>54193868
He redeemed so it’s acceptable

>>54192277
i still wanna trade w/ leverage

>>54194338
crazy how this pump is stronger during tightening than the one with unlimited stimulus.
stock market is a popularity contest

>>54192564
>haha falling for anti-trump pol shilling

>>54192525
>>54192407
that would be glorious

MAGAtards remind me a lot of GME / AMC / memestock baggies. They had their moment where they were euphoric and top of the world. They thought they had changed the system and that everyone would listen to them.

But fast forward over a year later, and all of these people are just retards who sunk so many costs into their retarded movement/demagogue that they're glued stuck for the ride and can't admit they're wrong.

>>54194355
get him out of the way for desantis tbhwy. all the good points of trump without all of the baggage. the perfect person to carry on trump's legacy after trump busted down the door. it's not a coincidence that he shares a first name with ronald reagan.

>Trump terrorists attack technology companies
>stocks crash into a giga pump
>still nobody makes any money here

>>54194466
There are merits to the AI stuff, but I figured the short term play would capitalize off of the nuclear fallouts of the banks. As iti s now I feel like im FUCKED

>>54194492
AMC is shit. But GME is actually good so you can fuck yourself

>>54192912
never. there's just a series of calamaties where the ologarcy collects more powers and the boomers still talk tough like they ever did anything

>>54194041
dumbass

>>54194453
When the Fed reenacts margin limits like after 1929 you will wish you simply owned and accumulated. Gold and Bitcoin are shit to when the government just ceases it and makes the ownership of it illegal... again.

>picking sides in a dying country where civil war is joked about it casual conversation
>instead of leaving and letting the diversitY figure it out
Don’t give me that “honor” crap, the US already died, you’re fighting to protect an undead zombie that wants to eat your forskins.

>>54194542
Yeah sure, GME is a great business
>Year 1 under Ryan Cohen

>Higher losses. Massive $485MM in cash burn (compared to FCF of $64MM in the covid year.)

Stop. Let it go. GME is a cash-incinerating business.

>>54194502
I tend to agree mainly because I'm not convinced "Trump's Revenge" would be appealing to anyone other than his loyal fans. I can see it working if DeSantis is VP and they both campaign instead if him being on the sidelines. Have Trump rally up the hardliners and DeSantis appeal to moderates and (((donors))), I think it could work.

>>54193304
>>54193385
meant to say "most ovbious losers"

>>54194560
>literally has no rebuttal
>proceeds to call me the dumbass
Makes perfect sense

>>54194492
Isnt it 2am in India or wherever the fuck you are?

>>54194601
Im not your mother.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/03/polls-ron-desantis-shows-weakness-against-donald-trump.html

>>54194114
honestly, the only reason why i used to like restaurant food was the act of going to the restaurant, being somewhere new, being serviced. why would i pay for goyslop to show up to my door? i like to cook, i'm pretty good at it. if they're going to take everything else out i won't enjoy doing something different than that

>>54194585
They won't let trump win, they would tolerate desantis because he's one of them. At this point running trump is pretty much suicide for the republicans unless the Democrats run Biden again. And the Democrats are so ruthless that if Biden doesn't stand down in 2024 they'll straight up just kill him and say he died of natural causes.

>>54194064
gold+silver, lighters, and ammo-making equipment

>>54194652
>polls

>>54194355
persecution complex is the main way to collect power in the current year. we could only guess what actual persecution will bring

>>54191802
Wtf why is that low rate 0%? Someone explain to me. Is this some jew shit to bail out banks?

>Only tech to not fully capitulate completely are the ones that produce semis
INTC not included

Thoughts on USB usbank, it got crushed Friday to sub Covid 2020 crash levels

>>54191802
So is the fed announcement gonna be lower rates and shits gonna go bad or what's the deal here?

>>54194751
No matter what the Fed does it will be perceived as bad for the market.

>>54194751
Nobody knows. Jerome is constantly talking out of both sides of his mouth. Rather we get a rate hike or a pause depends on rather Brainard blows him this weekend or not.

>>54193434
>What are you drinking today fellow anons?
I'm not catholic but following the catholic fast until Easter. So, no alcohol or red meat for the next few weeks.

>>54194574
If they are burning so much cash then why do they maintain almost a billion dollars is cash after every earnings report?

>>54194744
Do you really think, *ahem*, "they" would give us a 2nd chance to slurp cheapies at COVID bottom levels? It could be a trap. We're gonna get hooked.

>>54194773
>no alcohol
Good job.
>or red meat

>>54194773
>>54194819
Isn't the whole reason people drink so much on St. Patrick's Day that it's a break from Lent?

>>54194502
Why is Desantis main appeal to GOP voters? Anti-tranny laws?

>>54194795
banks maybe, def not oil
WBA and MMM are down low dogs rn

>>54194502
I kinda thought the same way.
>>54194679
>ld tolerate desantis because he's one of them
Really? Desantis actually punished a corporation for their bad behavior. What did Don "im monitoring the situation" trump ever do against a corp?

>>54192926
>everything in the 80s is the same as it is now.
Cope. We’re fucked.

>>54194834
Yes.
>>54194773
GJ anon. Keep at it. Dont let these heathens get you down.

>>54194751
25 beeps is probably the most neutral thing they can do

>>54194766
I've had good luck buying calls before and during fed announcements not gonna lie. Is the bad banks news already set in place or might it get worse?

How do stocks dump so much if rich people, corporate executives, elites, bankers, etc. are the primary owners of stocks in America and rich people in America can never lose? Kinda sus tbf.

What are some extremely liquid and volatile tickers to write options against? Ideally around 60$ or less

>>54194918
They are hording the wealth anon. They have been slowly stepping out and away and let the middle class take the fall and be eliminated. They can see what's coming.

>>54194865
I feel like people already moved their money to tech and that the pump on those stocks will be lackluster.

>>54194918
I think this is a slow and coordinated effort to rugpull retirement accounts over the next few years. Look at the average age in the US, what is it like 40 or 50?
Most employers have an RRSP they are obligated to and this drives buying interest in your FAGMANs, but macro factors could easily drain wealth from companies and individuals

>>54194843
Desantis actually has common sense and a backbone. But he's still a politician who can be bought, and he's a puppet of Israel even more so than trump.

>>54194935
Go to Market Chameleon. They have a specific section there dedicated to high IV Rank options. Organize by price. Or if you have ThinkOrSwim run an scan based on high "IV Percentile" (its technically IV Rank but for some dumbass reason they call it IV Percentile, which means something entirely different to the rest of the markets).

>>54194744
>it got crushed Friday to sub Covid 2020 crash levels

Gee I wonder why….

>>54194751
Nobody knows that why we are neither getting a Bullish "FED PIVOOT" pump nor a Bearish "FINANCIAL CONTAGION MELTDOWN" collapse. We will find out on Wednesday.

>>54195017
every once and a while there is a sliver of good in this world

>>54194918
Its actually rich people of different groups fighting with one another control of the nation. Oldest tale around. War of the roses, colonna vs orsini, orleans vs bourbons. etc.
>>54194986
>But he's still a politician who can be bough
And trump wasnt? I dont know if he was but he really backed down a lot more than he should have. Saudis in particular along with their semite cousins the jewish people get their way a lot more than others.

>>54191992
>pay 100 for 0% coupon, long duration
>country suffers turmoil
>your bond is priced at 110
>sell it or put it up as collateral and borrow at the new rate
even if the borrower is using an emergency facility, where collateral isn't par, they can get access to cash immediately. liquidity.
that's why.

>>54195055
At least from what's been reported, lobbyists couldn't get close to trump, so they would instead get close to his aides. That's not to say trump didn't financially benefit from being in office as he clearly had a side agenda of his own. If it were up to trump capitalism would basically be deregulated which would do wonders for the stock market and corporations, but at what cost is the real question? I'd take trump over the crop of retards that are in office now any day of the week though

>>54195002
I want to do a neutral pairs trade and write ITM options on both legs. One idea I had was with VOO/SPY as a pair but it needs a lot of capital to execute

>>54194770
I saw somewhere that the council of jews were discussing a hike.

>>54194963
I think you're right we'll get a bad day on FOMC and then crab since everyone is scared of doing anything

>>54192435
he didn't do anything, but they might try to perp walk him if they think it will hurt his chances in 2024. in fact it'll probably massively rally the GOP base. he could easily sweep 2024 if this happens, we'll see.
all he did was pay his lawyer, but NY thinks maybe they can turn this into a bribe for stormy.

>>54195025
I'm gonna be buying bank stock put options that are sort of long term but not too long term. Maybe some more aggressive ones leading into the announcement we'll see.

>>54195017
citigroup in good position according to this meme?

oilchads? what went so wrong...

>>54193908
what like in the back of a volkswagen?

Agree or no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R1wryIXYdc

Why is the rest of biz so economically illiterate?

>>54195160
seasonality, plus the spiking in oils price meant the imminent crash of the stock market so oil going down means things are bottoming and we can start a new bull run soon

also there is an abundance of oil, they just like to create artificial scarcity to jack up the price much like how diamonds are so common despite how expensive they are

>>54195176
Name ONE thing I won't know or understand. Try me.

>>54195160
>they didn't know oil is actually stored in the bank. when banks "liquidate" that term refers to them releasing massive quantities of oil onto the market.

>>54191982
maybe the scam is
>Fed announces BTFP
>banks buy bonds at 0%
>banks give bonds to Fed for BTFP loans
>yay we have liquidity to cover losses elsewhere

>>54195181

>>54195150
By some fucking miracle, Citi’s risk and treasury departments seem to know what the hell they’re doing and shouldn’t be affected by this current crisis except for the usual contagion risks. It’s still a bloated monolith of a bank that’s only alive because it’s too big to fail, but Jane Fraser does seem to be continuing Corbat’s legacy of shrinking down the bank to get a grasp on everything. It’ll take at least a decade or two to pull it off though

>>54195169
>ywn get the chance to have a desk next to Terry's at ticket master in his prime and get to hear his early schizo ramblings
Genuinely feels bad.

>>54195132
On the long term I could see this bringing shit down in general it seems like tech is in order for a return to the median or maybe even falling a lil below.

If I'm feeling extra ballsy I'm gonna stick to my guns on puts and wait to buy the dip in like a week or 2, maybe trying to get some short term calls for a day or 2 if it looks like it's gonna swing up momentarily.

>>54193785
VTI and VEA would give you nearly all stocks from "developed countries," which are pretty much all democracies. (Some might argue that Hong Kong (2.40% of VEA) or Singapore (1.20% of VEA) isn't democratic enough.) Then you could add INDA to get exposure to India. That seems like a pretty good democracy portfolio.
One problem is that, years in the future, a non-democratic country could enter VEA.

>>54193172
it's just more mkultra shit, govt's been doing it forever

When will BOIL hit 0?

>>54195111
If you're losing money on time value why not just make smaller bets on either calls or puts?

>>54195211
I forget who it was, like JNJ or something apparently did some black box corporate hedging in the 90s when options werent as widespead now and the firm they went with had a negative hedge on oil prices and they lost tens of millions

>>54195325
>losing on time
No no, Id do like +200 SPY -200 VOO then write an itm spy call and an itm voo put. Im still working through the exact setup but this should be a generally profitable way to do things

>>54192054
2008 was
>were retarded but we can still be retarded for a little longer before death
2023 is
>were retarded and we dead

>>54195306
monday

>>54193759
what about FRC?

Baking.

>>54191809
Is there an anti-ESG ETF that I can buy? Like a fund that holds nothing but coal miners, oil companies, tobacco companies, defense companies involved with nuclear weapons, with a side order of civilian firearms and "global compact violators", whatever the fuck that is?

because if so many pussies are trying to avoid those stocks I bet they're going cheap

>>54195306
>>54195370
Oh man that would be too awesome of a DCA opportunity, please don't get my hopes up.

>>54195106
The last time Trump’s biggest fans protested on his behalf, he left them all to rot in jail without so much as a penny from him in legal fees. Not a penny.

>>54195359
I understand the calls and puts what do you mean with the +-200? Is that how many contracts or something with buying and selling the stock?

>>54191946
the TRICK IS LEADERS ARE NEVER EFFICIENT

>>54195415
need a SHEX ticker.

>>54195359
Also why do you think voo and spy will be acting the opposite of each other?

>>54194708
>show me something
>haha that source
Leftist midwit npc behavior 101.

>>54193242
>>54193298
Seems more like cringe memes from the early internet days

>>54195400
No one knows. Last sign was they needed to do a stock sale after getting the 30 billion of deposits. Thats generally not a good sign.

>>54195482
They arent. One is a hedge of the other to remain generally neutral while farming premium with reduced risk

>>54195506
There's precisely nothing 'early internet' about those zoomer memes.

>>54195252
A simple up or downside by what time evaluation is all we need, Sydney/Bing. Should we buy it for quick easy returns or not!

>>54195506
you weren’t even there

>>54194020
arrested for fucking what?

>>54195415
>because if so many pussies are trying to avoid those stocks I bet they're going cheap
Yeah, the whole point of ESG investing is to increase the cost of capital for harmful companies. "Cost of capital" from the company's point of view is "return" from the investor's point of view.
>Is there an anti-ESG ETF that I can buy?
There are funds that brand themselves anti-ESG, like STRV and DRLL, but they seem to be fairly normal index funds. There are funds like VICE that invest in "sin stocks" -- gambling, alcohol, junk food, and tobacco. I don't know of a fund that underweights stocks according to ESG score. That would be the most interesting way of doing it, in my opinion.

>>54195605
>>54195646
No I wasn't even there Im just posting a comment what I think for the sake of it to upset you guys clearly, thanks for reminding what you know I don't know. Those cringe memes are little just like the unfunny shit people posted on bullentin boards ad-infinitem, hell they even used to sell shit like that at music stores & people put them on their fridges & posters in their bedrooms to be edgy. Of course all this Zoomer stuff is so new & cool.

>>54195400
i dont know the details of FRC, sorry anon. each bank has its own unique situation

>>54195600
So are you trying to capitalize on whichever way the fed announcement and shit takes market speculation?

I bought 19.5 strike puts on SLV expiring next Friday. Am I fucked?

>>54195743
Retail spent $600m on gold last weekend according to BofA

>>54195701
nyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyan

>>54195762
I won on a gold miner call last week and figured it would come down on a scam dump sometime next week. Im essentially just looking to scalp it and then go long on commodities

baking !!

>>54195660
When he paid Stormy Daniels hush money to his lawyer to keep her quiet about the affair, he labeled it on his taxes as "legal fees" which is not entirely correct. Normally this would be a misdemeanor but if the prosecution can prove that the money was paid out to protect his presidential campaign that would turn it into a felony because of campaign finance disclosure laws.

>>54195407

>>54195781
>>54195781
>>54195781

>>54195797
That's really reaching.

>>54195793
Well you might be able to win on that bet. I trimmed my gold miners positions yesterday. Mainly because that every time there was a pump in past it was quickly suppressed / sold off.
I don't think anyone has answers for you though exactly because it's manipulated.

>>54195701
That's all zoomerism. Internet culture was taboo in the real world before them. As for the comparison between the new and the old, they are of completely different nature. All zoomer memes are based exclusively on the image macro system, but far lazier. Before there time there was a lot more creativity. I mean even later shit like >>54195770 is far higher effort and class than the crap in those pics.

>>54195839
I bought hoping to capitalize on the fuckery as my gdx call was 95% down end of Thursday then skyrocketed back into the money on Friday. Figure I'll catch it the other way then prep for the actual collapse

Captcha: M0TH2X

>>54195660
A porn star

>>54192006
Why cant i find this on any of their websites? How did u/anon find this

>>54195620
quick i dont know, but i doubt this is as high as it will ever be again

>>54197829
Yeah, that's about the sense I get from looking deeper into it, I already added it to my "planning to buy real soon" list today.