/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54193041
Low blood sugar causes seizures one of my small dogs will have seizures if her blood sugar is low enough
Giving her a spoonful of syrup usually makes it stop

>>54193041
All of it.

>>54193041
I paid $1k for my miniature schnauzer. I would pay an additional $2k max over time not including regular vet things, this is for emergency stuff only. If the cost to potentially save his life was more than $2k tdt I could justify it. My friend spent somewhere around $4k on his husky when it ate an entire rubber boot and had to be cut open to remove it. He was super upset about it, if it werent for his wife i think he may have said fuck it.

>>54193041
$3k. maybe $5k if i was in a deluded state of mind.

>>54193041
You couldn't pay me to keep an animal in my house.

>>54193086
This is just sad. Why do people get THIS attached to a being that can’t even communicate with you and is guaranteed to die within 15 years and also shits on your floor. You guys need wives and children grow tf up and be a man.

>oh no, I'm so concerned about my pet that I'm crying...
>let me just get my phone out and take a quick video!
can someone explain how this makes any sense?

>>54193144
>nooooo you have to care about roasters more
No.

>>54193041
this reminds me, k9token.com has consolidated and we are ready for another huge pump

>>54193144
a family pet is a member of the family, especially if you have children.

>>54193159
You haven’t had a taste of the good life anon. Get a tradwife who’s a good mother figure (they’re usually invisible because they stay at home and soft spoken and not always the prettiest) and breed. You’ll never look back. And no filthy animal will ever stand up to par with them either.

>>54193144
its lonely people who need get attached to a virtual friend much the reason why OF makes so much money

>>54193171
This.

>>54193171
If you’re going to give up $50,000-$100,000+ for cancer treatment for a 10 year old golden retriever you are mentally deranged. I’d do $5k MAX and that’s only if my wife begged me

>>54193184
you sound like an absolute faggot who spends way too much time on the internet fyi

>>54193184
> Get a tradwife who’s a good mother figure (they’re usually invisible because they stay at home and soft spoken and not always the prettiest)

lol
lmao

>>54193194
Your family member shits on your floor and would eat your corpse if you died.

>>54193203
yeah that's what i said >>54193107

>>54193041
They're child surrogates and, at least in the case of dogs, genetically demi-human, so I fully understand people who spend inordinate amounts to keep them alive.

>>54193222
Based

>>54193041
>>54193086
>>54193097
>>54193107
>>54193171
>>54193187

>Spend thousands or more on a dumb fucking animal that doesnt know any better and is probably just gonna die in a few years anyway

Tell me how you guys are bad with money without telling me how you're bad with money

Pets are a dumb investment. Hell I would kill any pet of you for like $5 or more. Because I could turn that $5 in $1000 easily with any dogcoin during a bullrun.

>>54193214
>runs out of ideas
>must attack character of poster to make my pathetic existence feel justified

>>54193243
I'm a retired crypto millionaire. Enjoy your weekend.

>>54193041
>Get a dog for internet points or as a child replacement
>Fed it seed oils and never walk it so it gets sick
>Harvest internet points from going to the vet

>>54193144
>that can’t even communicate with you
are you retarded? verbal communication is not the only type of communication there is

>>54193077
good to know anon
any type of sirop i shouldnt give?
Chocolate I hear is bad for wuffwuff

>>54193243
$3-5k is 4-6 weeks of savings and investments for me, and i consider myself to be working class. try being less poor.

>>54193041
I paid $3k for my Pekingese to get braces back in the 90's so, I'll do anything for my buddies.

>>54193243
Agreed. I’ll take a shotgun to my dog and your dog before it inconveniences my future. Get another one and instantly forget it existed.

>>54193252
i could keep going all day, pointing out how much of a faggot you are in new and exciting ways, but i think just once is sufficient, so as to get my point across. i hope this helps.

I love my dog bros

>>54193041
animals > people, so 1 million US dollars (Ticker: USD)

>>54193184
big clit?

>>54193220
kek

>>54193252
>"Hurr get a tradwife and "breed"
>Gets rightfully called out for saying something so retarded
>"Muh a-ad hominem!!1!"
Kill yourself. Probably some soulless bugman or shitskin.

>>54193184
Hate to break it to you, but your wife is a man.

>>54193276
If anything it's better to just get a new one (if you can get it for free) so you can take one that doesnt have the defects previous one had. For example one is prone to a weak bladder, you just make sure your next dog is more healthy.

>>54193276
>Get another one and instantly forget it existed
Niggerbrain

>>54193149
women

>>54193119
>>54193144
>>54193243

>>54193144
You have to be 18 to post here. When you grow up a little bit more, you'll learn things like duty, empathy, dedication, loyalty. You'll then learn to comprehend the finality of death, and that innocent life is to be preserved. We don't chastise you because you're retarded, we're doing it because you lack the maturity to understand why you're wrong. Grow up, you'll turn out OK in a few more years

>>54193149
niggers

IDGFA about cats and dogs

I would only spend my money saving my sweet parrot.
in fact, i love birds and they're the most innocent creatures god has created

shitbulls and pussy cats not sneeded

>>54193377
Giving away all your money and selling your house to maintain the life of a terminally dying pet is mental illness. You're hoarding life

>>54193041
>thousands on a surgery
>it eats a bag of chocolate and dies the next days
lol. At least dogs make for easy filtering when dating. Any whore who has one you know is even more mentally damaged the the others

>>54193041
The only way I can possibly think of people spending thousands on an animal is that they're lonely incels who can't bond with people so they project a relationship onto an animal who has no choice but to bond with the person keeping it alive.

>>54193041

More than i would for my GF. At least my cat can be trusted.

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>>54193358
Only white people care this much about pets. Pet culture will die off with your kind.

>>54193159
Marriage is retarded, but single father surrogacy is good.

>>54193320
I’m a white Nordic god but thanks faggot. Now go suck your dogs cock that you had mutilated by the vet. You must care so much while they snip out his testicles with light anesthetics

>>54193518
Marriage is retarded when a retard marries a retard because she’s hot. You will be terminally depressed by 45 and nothing will ever fix your mistakes.

>>54193503
typical muttbrain response. youre one IQ point away from being legally considered a white persons pet.

>>54193144
this. Yeah i like my 2 dogs but if they get old and sickly I'm just going to let them naturally die.
I know lots of poor people who literally go into debt buying expensive surgeries and medications etc., for their dying cat or pug. It's rather hilarious. Then their animal dies a month later anyways and they're left with a $5,000 bill because they thought that having a triple bypass surgery on their dog was a good idea.

>>54193552
>you must support a woman anon!
>marry an ugly girl like me instead
No. My son and I will be just fine. You and yours won't though.

>>54193086
Same

>>54193552
>marriage exists as a legal contract
>women initiate most divorces
>women are predisposed to middle age insanity (menopause)
>women no longer experience society pressure to remain married
>women are favored by rigged family courts
good luck. i've been with my bitch for 7 years and i'll likely kick her to the curb this summer, when it's convenient for me.

>>54193234
>genetically demi-human
Not following you on this one, care to elaborate?

>>54193041
my son loves his dog and since we got it for him, his behavior and disposition have improved immensely.
My wife and I actually have conversations about what would we'd do if something happens to the dog.
If there was a shot at keeping him alive and happy, I'd probably spend in the 10s of 1000s.
He's a good boy

>>54193584
My wife is a dedicated 3 home cooked meals a day SAHM and we have homeschooled kids that can talk fluently before the age of 4. Your son plays with plastic button toys and is adapting his personality and character around paw patrol. You have to translate his babble-speak to people that interact with him out of pity. He will grow up to hate you for choosing the “modern” parenting techniques that involve complete emotional separation. I bet you sleep trained him too kek

We are not the same in any way shape or form.

>>54193041
Do people not get pet insurance, I have never owned a pet but I thought that was the norm?

>>54193552
Ugly people have the most options.

>>54193652
>muh heckin wholesome small town TRAD™ PILLED™ homeschooled kids
your daughter will grow up to suck black cock.
your son will grow up to suck black cock.
it will be known as the house of black cock.

>>54193536
>I’m a white Nordic god
you're from the US nothing nordic about you mutt

>>54193144
Wow man what a hot and edgy take damn you must be a real badass stone cold killer

>>54193041
pets can protect your spirit AND body - meanwhile women ruins both

CATs murder all the insects around your house but will also cost some birds as a side effect
DOGs are obviously the best alarm even a small one works well giving you time to grab a gun -if you don't have a gun or want to pleasure your white woman you can get one of those big ones
FISH would not alarm or kill anything but protects you against evil spirits when they randomly die its because they took the bullet for you

all my pets just appeared in my life so this was always the case for me like randomly receiving an abandoned pet visit at the door or donation - never bought - just like a viking god or muslin prophet visiting your home how you threat him will reflect on your life and that includes money

>>54193652
You feel the need to justify your fantasy lifestyle by using any means necessary, including inventing an entire back story and hitting almost every major tradcuck trope from the last few years. We both know you don't have kids or a wife, son. Make your story more believable next time.

When my golden retriever/chow mix had bloat, I found the answer for that question. over $3000, and all I ended up getting back was a box full of ashes
I'd do it again

>>54193652
>And by age 4, he'll talk in sentences using five or more words, though his vocabulary will vary widely. He'll also be able to answer simple questions and mimic adult sounds well enough for most strangers to understand him.

so thats kinda normal? quit trying to impress anons on an internet forum and go spend time with that important family of yours

>>54193167
based fellow k9 appreciator. I just bought the bottom as well

>>54193184
Reminds me of Sam Hyde's advice:

https://youtu.be/DWDNBV5b02w


Sam is that you?

>>54193849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EqFVWzOfN8

>>54193849
Stopped listening at his racist tirade and I'm not even Asian

>>54193652
the angry replies generated by posts like these are what convinced me this place is swarming with bots
Having happy, strong people isn't in the best interest of any existing power structure

>>54193041
$0.
It's an abomination to spend cash on pets.

>>54193384
>>54193942
Interesting posts to make back to back like that.

I'm poor so my dog will get a .22 to the head when he gets old and sick. He's never been to the vet. 10 years old and still doing good

>>54193167
based its pumping lets go dog chads

>>54193041
$0 dollars and 0 cents

The moment you take your pet to the vet it'll be diagnosed with something and then you will be guilt-tripped into taking care of it or may even be charged for some pet cruelty and negligence laws.

t. pet cat fell 10 stories and wasn't going to pay for any surgeries

>>54193167
Fuck yes let’s go fellow robot dog chad

>>54193503
Niggerkike is correct. Communion with animals is a largely White trait.

>>54194128
kek, the duality of man

>>54193503
>Nigger kike hates animals.
Why i'm not surprised?

Holyshit the amount of kikes in this thread. This board is really doomed.

>>54193270
chocolate will kill your dog, but high fructose corn syrup is good.

About $1000 if they ever lost a leg and had to have it properly amputated.
I never take them to the vet. Vets are like the most psychotic used car salesman/mechanic you would ever go to. They will want your animal on a 10/year vaccine schedule and 1/month poison on their skin. I suggest giving your animal access to distilled water (and yourself) and raw meat.
t. 3 cats with fluoride in the local water supply

>>54193041
~4k is my immediate, uninformed answer because i really have no idea how expensive the average procedure is.

>>54193243
>Pets are a ... investment
look at this absolute cringe. he doesn't understand

>>54193144
Found the moslem

>>54193243
A good guard dog is an amazing investment if you have anything worth protecting. Had some nogs knock on my door and start casing my place at like 4 AM one morning and my 100lb German Shepherd went ballisticat them through one of the windows by my front door. They fucked off as soon as they saw here. They were gone before I could even get to the door with my gun.

>>54194156
My dad put down one of our family dogs and it messed him up for a long time. Every pet we had since we took to the vet or paid money to have a vet come to our property to euthanize when it was finally time.

>>54196213
That said, spending hundreds to thousands on some ugly little shit of a dog with an underbite that can barely be housetrained is stupid.

>>54193041
I wouldn't even pay money to keep myself alive: if you can't save yourself, no one else should lift a finger.

>>54193041
Haha stupid Westerner, you don't care about your life. in China we just eat the dog. This is why China will overtake the USA.

>>54193041
Infinitely more than I'd pay to keep 99.9999999% of humanity alive.

>>54193077
This. The thicker and more viscous the syrup the better (more sugar content) don’t be afraid to really pile it into their mouth… even though they are seizing on the floor in agonizing fear they can still swallow just fine

>>54193077

>keeping a pet
by definition that requires money
ngmi

>>54193243
This is why there won't be a bullrun anytime soon. You crypto niggers haven't felt any real pain this market.

$0.00

into the garbage it goes

>>54193077
Stop giving it goyslop kibble and feed it meat instead and the seizures will stop.

>>54193119
Make sure you don’t get a rescue animal. They have problems from their history of abuse and neglect and will do things like swallow pins and needles.

>>54193276
I hope you're just flailing like a retard saying dumb shit to try to win an internet argument anon, and you don't actually mean what you're saying. If you ACTUALLY think that way then no amount of trad lifestyle could ever bring you above being a soulless subhuman

>>54193243
lol, the dogcoin ending was kino

>>54193167
>>54194217
>>54194163
>>54193817
If I'm ever unfortunate enough to be in India, and I find you, I'll club your legs so that you can never walk again you shitcoin shill

>>54193214
I'm sorry about how your life is
>>54193086
You're retarded

Honestly like $500. At the end of the day it's just an animal.

>so i did the only thing i could, i took a picture of myself and put it online

>>54193041
if one of my cats needed a treatment that costs more than $1,000 I'd have to think real hard about whether it's worth the money... anything less than $1,000 and I'd pay without a second thought

>>54193041
white ppl will pay thousands to pay for surgery of a family pet, but think tipping me a few extra dollars when I deliver them pizza is unacceptable.

>>54193334
this. that's what it must be like with a 90 IQ.

>>54193334
>NO MY PET IS A SUPER SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND NO OTHER CAN BE ANYWHERE LIKE IT
jej

I paid out $900 to save one of my ferrets when her dumb ass ate something she couldn't digest, and I'd do it again.

She's the one on the left.

>>54193086
Yeah basically, anyone who wouldn't is brown

>>54193149
This. TikTok generation is fuckin annoying.

>>54193377
>empathy
>4chan

Pick one.

>>54193265
He's right, most incels can't even communicate properly to the average woman, even when they are fluent. So no way in hell any form of communication with other animals makes sense. All animals know is "this retard gives me food so i stay close to retard" shit even smarter animals like tigers will eat humans when they begin to associate them with gibs. Your cat/dog would 100% do the same if it were easier to maul you to death which is why babies are the primary mauling victims.

Here are a few things Americans like:
1. Financing Trucks
2. Buying Pet Insurance
3. DoorDash
4. Chewy.com

>>54193041
Depends on a percentage, not amount. I wouldn't be willing to sell my bags as is for instance

>>54199835
you're an idiot that has never had a pet before. My cat for instance meows when he sees me and sleeps close to me.

>>54200019
wow, that's worth spending $10000 on for sure. MUH CAT! Do you usher it out of the room before you jerk off?

>>54193041
NO NOT THE HECKEN DOGGO!!!

>>54197622
my sister gives her dog kibble and he won't touch it whatsoever. he literally just lives off of human scraps that get tossed from the table. i don't know how i can help her dog.

>>54193144
a child wrote this

>>54200064
>that's worth spending $10000 on for sure.
That wasn't my point, retard. Finish your ESL classes. My whole point is you oversimplify animals.

>>54193184
You really need to spend time outside socialising and not on the internet
The soft spoken line is what made it obvious

>>54200212
>my
>you
>esl
>both first post in thread by their ids
Resting my case frfr no cap.

It's my responsibility as master to look after my bro. What the fuck else am I going to spend my money on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrPVSz3bBq4

>>54193041
0 because a pet is an economic burden.

>>54193270
Thin syrup like the kind you put on pancakes

I have some chickens so someone would need to pay me like 10$ a day for me to not eat one when I am hungry.

>>54193214
Says the loser attempting to justify spending tens of thousands on a fucking animal that’s probably dumber than the possum he ran over two days ago.

>>54199730
White people are the only ones that tip you larping dipshit

>>54200618
Oh yea, because you know everything about my deliveries and who tips me you fuckin chud

>>54193041
I would pay anything in the world to have my dog back, he was my best friend for almost 12 years, the bestest friend I could ever ask for. His passing has taught me to accept that it was his time, he was near 12 and was dealing with heart failure for a while then, I would pay anything to have had him live longer but I'm poor, broke almost, and so I asked myself how many more years would I be paying for before the grim reaper knocks again? Would any extension of time mean more meaningful time or would his health complications just mean longer pain? The hardest thing on the day he passed was to accept he was gone and cherish the memories left in my heart.

Some families spend their entire family's fortune to extend the life of a loved one, only for them to be bedridden, unconscious, and/or in pain. Sometimes, the hardest choice is the more correct choice and sometimes that means saying goodbye.

>>54193086
Pretty much this

Wife and I get first dog together, A Dalmatian mix puppy from the pound, 3 weeks in starts acting sick, test pos parvo Vet says not good 50/50 we can save her. Pound says bring her back, not worth saving with parvo and will kill it for us and can get a new pup for free. Already getting attached, screw that she's just needs a little help. A week at vet, lots of meds and visits. Spent over $2,500 to save a $50 dog and that amount probably doubles over time. She tried to save my life twice in the 12 yrs we had her, priceless.

>>54193086
Spbp

>>54193144
Good morning saar I have redeemed the cow and make yummy yummy curry saar

>>54193377
That's what you're supposed to feel about your KIDS you absolute nigger

>>54193041
100 bucks.

>>54193358
Cope

>>54193638
Retard, get another dog, you are spending the boys education money on a fucking bulldog.

>>54193144
Totally true look at all these seething dog lovers
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>>54193265
>>54193728
>>54196198
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>>54200884
replying. How deep have we sunken
And no im not against pets but you people see them as some kind of human in your mind its an replacement for something you miss mostly children
>>54200095
lol

>>54193041
I will never own a pet. Its fiscally irresponsible. Money better spent on your children.

>>54193171
Diverting money into an animal instead of your family is irresponsible.

>>54193377
Go back to redddit, tumb1r, qu0ra or whatever forum you came from, sj w fag

>>54193377
When you grow up you'll see all your ideals are meaningless, most older people and a lot of middle age people live in pain. Pain is all you'll get.

>>54193086
My Pet is my soul

>>54193144
>You guys need wives and children grow tf up and be a man.
Wives and children will leave you as soon as you are brankupt, pet never.

>>54193041
>social media help me
Fucking sad fucked up useless trash people, holy shit balls!

>>54193656
This is a scam. I love my cat. Finally cancelled the shit. Never qualified for a claim and still paid hundreds in vet bills, 1300 once to have his teeth fixed, and he's been diabetic for a few years now and I pay for all his needles and syringes. Total cost doesnt even come close to what the premiums were and if I had spent that money on bitcoin I'd have enough money to pay for a thousand cats' dental surguries.

>>54193203
Imagine paying through the nose so your dog can suffer, confused and tortured through intensive treatment they probably don't even want just for your own emotional protection, let the animal pass with dignity

>>54201501
>Needles and insulin, surgery

>>54193041
who is this tranny tier Serena Mellow?

Modern pet owning is just a jewish ploy to keep people poor by creating a money sink. Thats why constant selective breeding has made dogs, for example, have terrible proportions that make them prone to breathing problems and mobility issues. The same for cats that have that one breed where it’s legs are extremely short. The more prone to medical conditions the more money pet jews can make off medical bills. In addition, the generic treats and food you give pets (because majority of people do not feed their pet with high quality freshly prepared meals and probably give them the equivalent of eating goyslop) are so low quality and in fact some brands are known to have given their pet cancer; that it guarantees that you are to become a cash printing machine to them. Overall, pets are just a subscription service like everything else today. If you have money none of this matters. If you are living paycheck to paycheck and you have a pet then you should know why you’re stuck poor. Along with the other stupid shit like netflix, spotify, disney +, etc. that many people have.

>>54200171
Go shoot a rabbit that doesnt have TB. If the Dog doesn't eat it then starve him for a couple days and wean him off scraps. Dogs can be stubborn if not trained properly (no established pecking order) but a dog's gotta eat.

>>54193041
He loved that dog anon.
Really loved it.

>>54201683
problem is my idiot family keeps throwing frenchfries, chips, cereal, and random meat and cheese and he gobbles it up. i tell my family don't feed him from the table don't give him that shit. and they still do it. im actually seething that they ignore me. I daydream about getting rich, move to a house with a big yard, and kidnapping him for myself.

>>54193144
Based black man

>>54193578
You think it’s that easy retard? Obviously never had a pet be sick long term.

at the end of the day it's just a pet

>>54193041
Pets have health insurance you can buy to help minimize cost for these things.

>>54193253

Just like elderly people who have nothing to do on weekdays, you too, will frail early. Retirement is a psyop to make the population docile enough to not recognise they've been screwed over all their lives.

>>54193086
Based

>>54193149
The Niggers of Genders

>>54193041
this happened to me about 20 years ago when i was 17 or so, i was stoned as fuck and my dog was screaming like fuck at 3am one night, i jogged to the vet and banged on the door. i was broke and the vet pretty much said he needed to put her down (she was old and it was her local vet so they knew her history) but because i had no money he kept fucking about asking if i had any friends or family members who could pop down and pay (my mum was working night shift) - this went on for about 10 mins.

i told him to fucking take care of the dog, walked out and put a brick through his Mercedes window. i was arrested later that night and spent the weekend in jail. got a nice big fine but no record as the judge took pity on me

>>54193041
$0

>>54193144
(You) are emotionally attached to a medium of exchange
some pet lovers may be crazy but objectively they're less crazy than you

>>54193041
>rn
>idk
Why can't zoomers write words?