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I spent 3 minutes shaking my ass around trying to get the piece of shit that was stuck at the end of my asshole to drop on the toilet, I'm tired bros

>>54192753
Good job big guy :)

I just pooped but it wasn't a lot. It stunk to high heaven though. The worst part is, I can tell I still have some poop stuck in my colon. It's one of those horrible, waxy poops that stick to my butthole and can't be wiped away with toilet paper. Usually when it's like this I have to wait 20 minutes until some sort of bowel movement makes that last little bit come out, otherwise I'll just have to clean myself again later and I'll be uncomfortable until this comes out. Then I have to get in the shower and wash away the poop, otherwise I'll be using half a roll of toilet paper and my butt still won't be clean. It's really gross. I hate it when my poop is like this. Usually happens after I fall for a McDonald's craving.

is it bullish or bearish

>>54192753

In my dick, lol.

I've had diarrhea for the past 3 days and for the life of me I don't know why.

>>54192753
best thread on /biz/ right now

>>54192897
>plebbitspacing
Go back FAGGOT.

>>54192875
try pumping coffee up your butt i saw it on youtube

>>54192951
kek

>>54192753
after a week of post nasal drip induced constipation, i once took a shit that was nearly identical to dimensions to a monster energy drink. i saw stars and nearly blacked out from pushing, as my virgin asshole forced it to turtle head dozens of times.

>>54192911
I have diarrhoea at least 90% of the days in the month, with about 10% (3-4 days) being intermittent solid poops and diarrhoea

>>54192996
Why do you think that is? For me I can usually tell what product caused it

>>54193016
IBS I think, and I take px amphetamine & drink a lot of coffee (3-4 cups per day, sometimes 5-6)

>>54192951
Thanks fren. I'll give it a shot.

Finally a quality thread.