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54192276 No.54192276 [Reply] [Original]

What happens in 200 banks go bankrupt at the same time?

>> No.54192285

>>54192276
we reload a save

>> No.54192304

>>54192285

Whoops forgot to save since summer 2008

>> No.54192368

Find out in 2 more weeks

>> No.54192370

>>54192285
You jest but this is unironically what they'll do. Literally what Volker did when people found out inflation is not a good thing.
>hand out trillions in bailouts using vague wording to confuse the masses
You are here
>jack up interest rates to an obscene degree once banks have time to sell off their assets at the top
>economy suffers
>people will blame whatever party is in power
>deflation kicks in and a lot of people have a bad time
>reissue a new currency
>restart QE to noclip the economy back to a giga bullrun
>repeat
You're basically fucked no matter which asset you hold. Cash, gold, stocks or crypto you're basically fucked.

>> No.54192390

>>54192304
I'd kill to reload my save that far back. I'm cool to go back even at the age I am presently

>> No.54192451

The feds bail out the depositors and the assets go onto JPmorgans balance sheet.

>> No.54192577
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54192577

>>54192276

>> No.54193178

>>54192276
Normally it would mean riots, but since depositors are getting bailed out, it just means minor deflation from stock holders losing billions.

>> No.54193266

>>54192370
You're only fucked if you fail to transition from cash to risk assets at the bottom.

>> No.54193293

bitcoin pumps
arboreum pumps
all that matters..

>> No.54193321

>>54192276
BTC pumps
Followed by Altcoins like ETH, NXRA and CHZ.

>> No.54193326

>>54192276
i get a gf who looks like that

>> No.54193430

>>54192370
>deflation bad
why?

>> No.54193470

>>54192276
That's a man

>> No.54193483

>>54192276
won't happen
in two weeks, everyone will forget about this banking "crisis"
buttcorn will be crabbing at 18k
biden will be as based as ever

>> No.54193549 [DELETED] 

>>54192276
Dont know. just buy k9token.com and can be like me and not give a fuck how many banks collaspe. It's just consolidated and is primed to hit a new ath

>> No.54195331

>>54192285
Anyone have a save at 1999? I want to redo my life from the age of 6

>> No.54195457

Judging by the comments, it seems that never astonishing or extreme ever fucking happens- I think we're pretty much past the stage of astonishment or great terror, we're like the fucking middle children of history.

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54197720

>>54192276
The return of the great depression

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54197766

SVB and signature arent related to the rest of the banking system that much and credit suisse was always a garbage bin bank that could blow up in a week and wouldn't do shit, if you lurked zerohedge doom articles since 2021 or earlier you would know CS was a meme bank. This narrative of bank contagion is pushed by whales see BTC stupidass giant pump out of nowhere. Bobos are going to come back later this year.

>> No.54197990

>>54192276
nothing, there will be a bit of chaos like with "covid" but it'll end up being fixed and forgotten 2 years later.
Nothing ever happens.

>> No.54198082

>>54193470
More of one than you are, maybe

>> No.54198570

>>54192370
>You're basically fucked no matter which asset you hold
that's not how the cantillion effect works, sorry