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bear

WE RUN WE JUMP
WE SWIM AND PLAY
WE ROW AND GO ON TRIPS

>>54177967
is the line going to go up or go down

I hate that girl. so much.

Stop goblina posting

>>54177989
its the eternal crab

>>54177989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DakgjpHERnM

Why does it just keep going down?

Lol. He's not doing a QQQ broken wing butterfly.

>>54177989
The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

Watch something stupid happen if SPY breaks 389. Retard pump or massive dump.

thank mr waits

FRC sissies plz tell me you didnt buy calls on it yesterday

>>54178002
Love from Kazakhstan.

Goblina thread
Goblina market

>down to 5k from 20k I saved up this past year
For some reason I'm not as upset as I probably should be. I guess that's what happens when you have no real life goals or hobbies and you just live to work.

>>54177988

LOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR

>>54178013
>>54178005
>>54177989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UM55ZuZdNo

>>54178035
How about a massive dump followed by a retard pump into close? Does that work for you?

>>54178051
options gambling?

>>54178013
I am suspicious of this. Weve been crabbing between a ~$50 band. Varies each time, sometimes that band is ~$20 and other times it is ~$70

>>54178035
crab hour

>>54178049
She can gobblina ma dick

>>54178041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7uNNYAp1o

Triple witching hour!

>>54178052
he's thinking
>why didn't i take the Danpill?

>>54178089
>YWN hang out at Tony's house

>>54177967
goblina

>there are people ITT that didnt buy the Bank stock discount
Sad!

what is that white stuff they put on her slop?

I HATE K POP THE JEWS AND EVERY REDDITOR AND UKRANIAN

Z

>most of yesterday's gains have been destroyed
my crab strats are, once again, safe

>>54178109
>yfw Max Payne for the SPY is like 402

>>54178128
Based.

>>54178127

I have pondered the orb, young hobbits.
The Swiss Dwarves will consume everything with their greed.

>>54178127
Cum

>>54178064
The market always goes with whatever works for everyone except me.

>>54178089

BULLRUN BEGINS, NEXT WEEK WE POOMP and then will either crab on or dump hard.

>>54178135
>MFW
A bit closer to heaven.

>>54178087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWxGf_lrapI

>>54178128
>>54178140
Ukrainians are bros. Don't hate them because the Juden are manipulating them. Ukrainians are victims as much as Russians (and vice-versa).

>>54178128
Thanxx

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ
this'll cheer you guys up

>>54178170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv_JcRRaav0

>>54178158
>buys the pull back
>it keeps pulling back

>>54178152
what is it about this face that screams mental illness?

>>54178013
imagine buying the top at 1999

>>54178182
>Ukrainians are victims as much as Russians
Yes. Getting your house shelled and your children murdered is the same as being unable to use Apple Pay. These are equivalent in the eyes of the Lord.

sisters, whats the best fresh fruit juice mix to max my gain potential? thinking avocados + kiwis

>>54178128
anon, there is only so much based allowed in one post and I think you have exceeded your allotment

Haven't seen any uranium posters in a while. Very curious.

>Near ‘cliff’s edge,’ Credit Suisse not seen as systemic risk
It's not a systemic risk, guys.

>>54178239
Their excitement... melted down...

>>54178244
Well that's a relief. Buying BAC right now

>Rocker buys FRC at the top yesterday.
>Rocker follows baggot and buys IDEX
kek

>Gold over 1980/oz. Bitcoin 26.6K/USD.
Inflation is coming back in vogue and QT cancelled.

Weimar is here! Shadilay!

>>54178142
i cannot think or comprehent of anything more cucked than having a bank account. honestly, think about it rationally. you are depositing, stacking, storing and making money for at least 40 years solely so your account can go and get ravaged by a kike. all the hard work you put into your beautiful little sum - checking the interest, putting away savings, only using money in the checking account. all of it has one simple result: your account is more enjoyable for the jews that will eventually liquidate it in every hole.

as a man who has a bank account, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to grow money for another man to enjoy. it is the ULTIMATE and FINAL cuck. think about it logically

>>54178013
No, we're mid 1960s-early 1980s
>>54178204
Indiscernible mutt phenotype
Nu-hipster glasses
Glossy lip balm
Well-kept brows/lashes but dead eyes

STEADY LADS

>>54178239
Uranium Fever has done and got 'em down.

>>54178252
serves him right for grooming zoomers to be his jannie pigs

>>54178250
Wonder what happened to the anons buying BAC at $30 last week that told me it'd never see $20s

Everyone running around this markets like a chicken with it's head cut off..

haha

>>54178252
Wrong, I sold the top of FRC and lost all my gains on IDEX. Baggot has apologized since.

>>54178239
Like every fad, it had a half life.

My call expires today. Its 50 cents from ITM. Should i sell before close to at least get some of my premium back

It's my first time.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

Okay I just slurped the SPY. Sour hour incoming.

>>54178283
Carloooos!

>>54178283

>>54178223
I meant this statement in that both the average Ukrainian and average Russian is being manipulated and encouraged to be hateful towards others.

>>54178142
>>54178244
>>54178250
Bros, I am beginning to think that this might be another flash crash followed by more inflation.

>>54178247
>>54178263
kek

>>54178244
I will believe after they did the CS -> Walmart calculation

>>54178219
same thing happened in japan
there's a reason bogleheads scream about diversity
>>54178261
someone please explain these fucking glasses hipsters and even dudes wear. Mine are not even an like an inch and a half round but these mother fuckers walk around with baseball sized glass now

I've been buying Google.

Sipping NYCB. They got 10% divy, pay nearly nothing of earnings, and own most of the rentcontrol in NYC.
Thinking about buying more ZIM.
Someone talk to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQbTRcUbHwY

We see a sour af hour.

Everyone will de risk before close.

>>54178314
CS has to be at least 52 weeks of Walmart.

>>54178283
kek

SHORT GOLD BOBROS WHOSE WITH ME

Too big of a disparity between spy and qqq max pain. we will probably just stay here until the last tne minutes to fuck.

>>54178317
>diversity
Bogleheads want transbuybacks?

>>54178280
>t. Rocker internet defense force

Do any of you guys watch the March Madness college basketball tournament?

>>54178314
this would be true if we just let russia have that dirt and didn't make such a big stink about it

>>54178317
>these fucking glasses hipsters
They got hoodwinked thinking "blue-light blocking" glasses actually worked.

>>54178329
What drugs are you on?

I'm gonna buy TSLA at 100.

>>54178354
oh my fucking god this is the first time ive heard of this
i wanna slam my head into my desk

will we get the pump at the end of the day this time?

>>54178350
Never heard of it.

>>54178350
No. I've all but dropped sports completely. If >my NFL team doesn't get its shit together this next season it's fucking over.

>>54178342
That is the dumbest idea ever.

Gold will hit 3k before it hits 1900 again

>>54178349
Nope it's just me.

>>54178394
Really?

One month until taxes are due.

>>54178357
alosetron
lidocaine patch
folic acid

im gonna do my power hour dance

what the fuck is this tight range, FUCK you theta fags

>>54178256
made me chuckle and laugh a little, especially the "eventually liqiudate it in every hole"

>>54178357
Google is a good buy. Every big dip I will keep buying it. Those with the information / data advantage will have exponential gains in coming years. When tech beta sells off again I'm buying more GOOG. MSFT I am unsure of.

>>54178400
>>54178421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4IWlFutwXo

>>54178411
Reminder to do your taxes ASAP but only send a payment as late as possible.

Oh, who am I kidding, none of us made money last year or have jobs.

>>54178383
No. Reverse Meltup all the way to the bottom.

Just finished grinding up my shroomd to soak in lime. Going to work then get turnt while cooking

>>54178421

>>54178433
So, like a melt... down?

>>54178434
i just finalized mine today it was awful

>>54178421
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpTicFeVU6E

>>54178445
That's a completely different thing.

>>54178434
You still have to file to get your refund. Even if you're a NEET, you should file to reserve your place in line when they bring back stimmies next winter.

y'all act like you've never seen a school shooter before

>>54178434
My 50K private equity sale is going to offset my 24K in capital losses. I hope i don't have to pay a penalty

>>54178456
I don't get it.

>>54178421
damn that's unsettling

>>54178422
>thanks for playing Triple Witching Friday. Please come again!

>>54178411
I owe so I'm not gonna file til the last minute.

>>54178434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_3vZYOYNYU
>>54178450

>What specials are we drinking for St Patrick’s day /smg/?

>>54178441
schmoovin

>>54178432
>YOU TELL ME YOU SHY BOY
>BUT I WANT YOU JUST THE SAAAME

when do i sell my gold stocks? i'm up bigly in them but i know they always blow up

>SKYT

Im starting to unironically think its time to cash out my bank savings and hold them under my matress

Am I being schizo or should I take my meds? This is a serious question. Banks are in dire shape, they cant afford insure 98% of deposits and if 1 in 50 people withdraw all their savings your deposit is toast.

>>54178494
i got some local stuff. it's delicious

>>54178494
Shamrock Shake
$MCD

>>54178500
The whole point of gold is that you never sell it.
1 gold bar = 1 gold bar

>>54178506
Wow, extremely anti-sematic post anon

>>54178494
water

>>54178494
Beer.

Lmfao IDEX
Lmfao FRC

GUYS it's over.

The crab is going to win.

>>54178481
Just have your CPA file for an extension it’s what I do and October 15th is like April 15th all over again and they get flooded with returns and just rubber stamp them. Although with Jim Brandon’s giga IRS who knows

This volatility is something else lmao

>>54178506
I don't even have cash

>>54178506
That's why I suggest creating some full reserve banks to act as vaults.
But nobody listens to me, so anyway.

>>54178517
i have some physical but paper gold i like to trade because i ride the hype

>>54178470
>>54178495
>>54178504
>>54178506
>>54178525
>>54178535

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAQSZhazYk8

When is Amazon a buy?

>>54178559
2009

>>54178559
In about a year.

>>54178354
They do work. Mine reduce my eye strain after staring at my computer 12 hours a day for 8 years.
They make driving at night less tiring too.

All my options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t0yh96Rjgw

>>54178517
Gold stocks aren't gold. They're Materials that swing a bit more because of schizoid. Hold till rates are lower like everything else

imagine crabbing while other banks might fail over the weekend and VIX pumping 10%
I hate (((them))) so much

>>54178517
LITERAL HODL

The point of things is buying and selling them only to buy other things and sell them.

So what's the buy for today? No meme answers, only serious replies.

>>54178596
SVB :|

"QE or not QE?"
The "dumb monkey" sees the Fed Balance Sheet UP +$300 billion, thinks it's QE & goes uber-long
The "smart monkey" thinks this ISN'T QE & goes uber-short
Since there are 10x dumb monkeys per smart monkey, this causes a squeeze & then a puke
All monkeys end up ded.

>>54178354
>>54178366
>makes something up
>gets upset about it
I wear glasses with big lenses like this because I want to be able to see out of my glasses. I have an old pair of thinner glasses and my FOV goes way down in them. Next time I'm moving to full on Lenon glasses I don't give a shit

>>54178589
Options and their consequences etc.

>>54178596
BAC

>>54178596
NYCB imo. It's a bank, it might even get cheaper, but I think they're set well.
I may be wrong. But at 10% divy, it's hard to say no.

>>54178541
>Just have your CPA
Stopped reading there

>>54178596
NVDA puts?

>>54178610

>>54178553
Well I hope you understand that at a 28% collectibles tax plus a 3.8% net investment tax, your longterm post-tax valuation of that gold bar will suffer if you someday decide to sell.
Assuming the dollar continues it's exponential decay tangentially approaching zero, the long term dollar value of a gold bar is reduced as follows:

1 gold bar = 0.682 gold bars (worth of dollars)

It's best to keep all your gold as gold until the day you die. Then cost basis adjustments will give your children the entirety of that gold bar (before estate taxes).

>>54178624
Why do you think that? I was just looking at BAC. I'm just concerned that banks are going to become a utility company and less profitable with all the new regulations that will pass.

>>54178620
What if you hold cash and wait at the sidelines?

>>54178620
good god anon

>>54178620
Monkey shot into space.

>>54178638
By the time anon needs to convert his gold bar, there won't be a government to pay taxes to.

>>54178638
yeah i'm talking paper gold (GLD/PHYS). My gold gold I just keep because it is shiny.

>>54178628
It looks tempting but I'm not really interested in dividend stocks unless they pay out monthly. I'll still consider it.

I got a call from my Rabbi. We pumping.

>>54178639

Gold (paper, futures, random length) waterfalling.

>>54178647
>Why
It Dipped

>>54178620
We've resorted to repasting twitter shitposts now? Is this how far this general has fallen?

There's unironically a Daniel Tosh enthusiast who posts on /smg/

>>54178494
I'm eating a pot brownie but someone have an Irish Car Bomb for me.

>>54178678
I've been looking at buying more RYLD. I dunno much about GlobalX tho.

>>54178679
What in the name of George Lincoln Rockwell is this ?!

>>54178620
Shrubalicious.

>>54178700
We never had that far too fall and that's a good thing!

>>54178700
yes

>>54178559
tomorrow anon

>>54178596
my anus

>>54178494
Some good cognac, and then yeungling or guinness.

>>54178596
All in on BNKD.

>>54178757

>>54178755
How much per share?

>>54178500
Good enough to post good enough to sell

QE not QE. liquidity going up. BTC going up. Gold going up. Is btc going up because of liquidity or because the plebs are afraid of inflation? What did BTC do in the face in inflation?

BTC becoming a hedge against inflation all of a sudden... Maybe.... because banks are fucked...

Or maybe it's going up with the Q's because it's a risk asset.

Or maybe it's Make believe.

>>54178774
$500

>>54178765
kek looks like that one alt-right black chick

>>54178765
And I thought things couldn't get worse...

>MSFT
Woof

>>54178676
Fair.
Trading gold is a losers game though, as that equation shows. Every trade reduces the total amount of gold amongst all traders. Winners pay taxes on gains, losers.. well they lose even in dollar terms. In the end, that gold represented by such paper does nothing but exist, as gold. There is no positive earnings to be had, the ecosystem can only ever decline in total value. You may see nominal profits trading gold as you earn a larger quantity of depreciating dollars, but on the whole real wealth is being destroyed as taxes are paid to the US government.
Traders outside the US jurisdiction may find their governments have preferential policies. I'm talking strictly in terms of US residents/citizens.

>>54178494
12 pack of Guinness Extra Stout.

>>54178765
anon no stop!

Other banks are refusing to trade with them.
Credit sussy baka

>>54178787
fuck i almost got my third hitler dubs of the thread

>>54178793
I can't believe I'm saying it, but Jonah looks better than that arab fucking thot.

It is over.

What does my net worth need to be before I go after a nihon wife?

>witching day is a crab day
Imagine my shock

I hate my Rabbi so much right now

wtf bullrun cancelled

>>54178679
wtf is the purple haired woman doing wearing a kippah?

>>54178806
>No swaps, it's outgoing only.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54178806
Let's have another 2008.

>>54178808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VplLt39yrk

>>54178589
DRV and UVIX are doing well.

This is a ridiculously calm triple witch. It's all going to be in the final 5 minutes at this point.
-
And holy shit I dodged a bullet. Mechanic say all I needed is new exhaust sleeve welded in. 188 leaf buck. Done. I was expecting 1000 catalytic converter replace. Or dead cat dead exhaust dead engine bearings car = toast. Last night i search how much cost to rent car for a month. 1600 god damn dollar.

FRB

Now will people want risk the day before FOMC?

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>>54178826
if you got thick dick and can handle crazy you can go for one now

>>54178826
Given the rate at which the yen declines along with their declining birth rates, it's likely that the average Japanese woman would pay you for the privilege of becoming your wife.

Oh I understand why REIT tards were all angry last thread - they are taking it in the shorts today and are lashing out
Sowwy buddies :'(((((((

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZRzISBrKk

>>54178882
Based Zelda Enjoyer.

The bank stocks are gonna recover right?
My net worth is 90% tied to FRC and PACW.

>>54178882
brutal stretch marks on his chest lole
roid moment

Man you guys really aren't buying nothing today are you?

>>54178893
>Recession kills peoples' ability to buy homes or pay office space rent
>Inflation causes rape hikes
It's a no-win situation.

>>54178913
Yes they will recover to 0

>>54178913
Byebye

>>54178869
What kind of make, model year?

>>54178917
I'm having a little fun with JDST.

>>54178913
cant believe you fell for the slurp psyop
even if FRC gets saved its going to be completely bought out by jp morgan for 1 dollar a share and you will lose 95% of your money
dumbfuck mumu nigger

>>54178541
I don't get this statement on the IRS' website.
>Taxpayers who can't meet the filing deadline can request an extension of time to file. However, an extension of time to file is not an extension of time to pay. Taxes must still be paid by the return's original due date.
I mean if you don't actually file til October how can you technically know how much you owe?

>>54178917
I'm 100% short. Very high pucker factor on this one. The buying pressure on big tech is immense.

>>54178913
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_sites

>>54178796
makes a lot of sense, thanks for the insight. maybe i'll just take my winnings and count my blessing

>>54178958
You can make estimated payments any time.

>>54178913
>he bought

>>54178913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx6erm_ctU

>>54178924
It's a 2003 Toyota Echo collection of rust. There may be an engine in there somewhere. I'm buying new this spring. I was concerned this car dying early would force my hand to make a suboptimal new car purchase.

>>54178958
That's how taxes work in this great country
>The IRS knows how much you owe
>They won't tell you until it's too late
>If you fuck up, it's your own fault

>>54178917
i'm buying at EOD

>>54178958
Just tell the IRS to fuck off, and don't pay 'em. Simple as.

>>54178994
Seriously, it's just a fucked up perjury trap. Just bill me, you fucking faggots.

Guys it's almost closing time. I really need something to buy. All of your previous suggestions were largely shit.

>>54178913
>My net worth is 90% tied to FRC and PACW.
Anon... look up the Kelly criterion.

>>54179012
Hey bro I already mentioned >>54179012. Though I'm not sure if I want to hold over the weekend.

>>54179012
the poor chinese guy behind her could only watch

>>54179006
Tax filing (consultants, software, etc.) is a billion dollar industry.
Every other developed country in the world does what you're suggesting, but big TurboTax has lobbied and killed countless revisions not to the tax code itself, but the process by which it works.

QUICK ANONS. Do I slurp XLE before close????

>>54178869
Lmao, imagine needing a catalytic converter. I just cut mine off. No inspections here in Dixie. The car still has mufflers, so it’s not any louder. I just didn’t have to pay the car jew for a part the car doesn’t actually need.

>>54179012
The drink grabber gets me every time.

> “NASD-ACK!”

> “WHY WONT YOU DIE???”

>>54179012
SPY.

I will start buying SOXL at 9.

>>54178869
Congrats!
>>54178951
totally organic
>>54178993
those older engines are still worth a ton of cash if they're in good condition. especially toyotas. maybe especially small toyotas.
when you go to sell, look to sell the engine stand alone, it will probably net more than the whole car if it's rusted.

>>54178918
I will be posting the screenshots of their delusional cope posts in the coming months as the REITs sink lower and lower

>>54179056
kek. is this fake?

>>54178993
You saved yourself money. Good on you for driving a shit box until it collapses in on itself like a dying star

>>54178959
when tech breaks (again) next week it will be glorious

>>54178917
Waiting to see what kind of a shitshow next week is gonna be before I slurp any bank stocks.

>>54178871
If it's green enough, of course.
>>54178823
>There was once a dream that was /smg/. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish.

>>54179069
So in the coming months we should start buying REITs.

>>54179012
VT or VOO or VTI

>tfw trying to bid up 4/20 expiry t-bills right now

Fed is trying to push them down.

>>54179086
>doesn’t know typical Slav behavior

Anon, I…..

IM A SAILOR PEG
AND I LOST MY LEG
CLIMBING UP THE TOPSAILS
I LOST MY LEG!!!!!!!!!

>>54177967
the other day we had huge scam dump (dow ~400-700 points down during the session, ended as less than that). it's the same again today. what the hell is happening?

>>54179110
nobody even looks in the background though.

I only want one thing and it's for the frogs in the pond behind my house to shut the fuck up

>>54179012
SPLG.

>>54179012
SVB :)

>>54179012
Sell for me like that and I'd tag her for real

>>54178893
Don't worry wagecuck. Your shitpost has been recorded for posterity.

My VNO position is +2% so far, not that a single trading day is incredibly significant with these sorts of deep value plays.

>>54179105
the next few months would be way too early to be dipping into commercial real estate

>>54179012
another vote for VTI

>>54179059
why are women like this

>>54179054
I was considering the straight pipe option if that had been the case. Fortunately that's legal here.No emission checks.
Just checked palladium. I traded that a couple years ago. Mega bear.

I’m loving it

>>54179128
>women annoy a man so much he actually loses control and just flips out
>her existence is just pure solid pain to him
>while he's choking her out and slamming her head into the table she can't help but get turned on
western society is fucked as long as these creatures get to vote

>>54179148
they want attention. stop giving it to them and stop giving attention to the retards that want you giving attention to videos or pics of some random skank.

>>54179128
>>54179012

what's the story behind this, can i get a rundown?

COME ON LAST MINUTE PUMP
>COME ON LAST MINUTE PUMP
COME ON LAST MINUTE PUMP
>COME ON LAST MINUTE PUMP
COME ON LAST MINUTE PUMP
>COME ON LAST MINUTE PUMP

>>54179054
yeah i don't have one on my truck either. complete waste.

>>54179012
0:35 looks like Zelenskiy profilewise, kek

Needs a zelensky edit.

>>54179128
Kek ok you win because that image made me laugh

SPY should be at 350 right now. Wall Street goons and their algos kek

>>54179200
Kek baggie

>>54179108

Another screenshot. Since the SHTF, treasury yields got rugged. They don't want you to win. They want your money in the banks, not treasuries right now.

The Fed is trying to force cash back into core positions. The schizos are right. The fed is buying this shit up and they're NOT selling. I'll probably still keep bidding them up out of principle though. Just threw in 100K bid.

>>54179126
I wish I had frogs no idea what they sound like. Take a pic and post them here. Also look at this annoying crab day no action after the initial dump.

>>54179173
No you've had more than enough this week.

>>54178958
I don’t do my taxes just write up all the 1099 expenses and profits and my CPA (accountant) figures up what I owe.... You pay a little late fee to the IRS since you’re required to pay by April 15th and like this anon said >>54178973 you can make quarterly payments throughout the year estimating what you think you’ll owe for that year so you don’t have to pay a giant lump sum

How fucked is FRC?

Short oil , you got 4min

>>54179133
>deep value plays
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

>>54179251

>>54179251

>>54179251

>>54179210
What were you saying? Down we go fag

>>54179217
>That cascade

390 is The Price For Today.

>>54179247
Ok, I'll buy

>>54179217
Based whale shitting on the Fed and the banks. Keep it up. I hope you have a good lawyer for when the SEC comes after you for “economic terrorism”

janny prune this thread >>54179257

>>54179250
I understand that you're incapable of serious investing. You don't need to continue proving that. You're not going to get a 2nd screencap in the eventual compilation so don't bother.

Remember to file your taxes soon so you can get a refund on those losses though.

my entire stack is in FRC. I accept my demise on monday. avg is $24

>>54179059
I deserve sex with these women!

>>54179217
I bought a 13 month t-bill, yield is still dogshit. 400 beepees when inflation is 1000+ beepees

>>54179304
talk to you soon mr. deep value investor ;^)

>>54179168
the jews

>>54179314
There's no 13-month T-bill.

>>54179260
And you're ugly, too.

>>54179325
I doubt I'll ever hear from you again. That screenshot is for future generations to laugh at. Initially I wasn't going to bother, but then I recalled PermianBasinChad shilling ALPP at $3 which got lost alongside an entire year of the archives. With such unreliable backups, it falls on me to maintain my own archive of the cockiest and most retarded of shitposters.

Don't worry. You will not be forgotten.

>>54178219
you break even in 2011 but thats assuming you bought nothing during the 10 year period cause if you did you probably break even a lot earlier

>>54174200
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>>54174200
new
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>>54174200
>>54174200
new

I made $7 trading UVXY today!

>>54179354
that's the spirit keep talking to the mirror, mumu

>>54179247
thx for telling me to buy

>>54179012
what the hell happened here
is it a prostitute or something
she looks built for BWC, imagine lifting her tiny body up and impaling her

>>54178913
In 5 years theres only going to be 2 banking options. The Federal Reserve or Crypto. Everything else is cope. As I said before my money is on the Fed because, unlike Crypto, they have guns and the legal right to use it on their opponents.

>he didn't sell 0dte naked calls for beer money