/biz/ - Business & Finance

REMINDER: SPY PRE WAS DOWN BECAUSE DIVVY DAY

top o' the mornin', niggers

>>54172622
more like shorts liquidation edition lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TQQQ 26 eod or I post my cock in the next smg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's simple really. I am just not going to realize these losses on Boil and will keep holding until it reaches new highs come next fall or winter.

Wassa wassa wassa smg connneeeeeeeecc!!!

>>54172660
those were the days

BUDDY

>St. Patricks
>Not green
Devilish, Jews.

>>54172643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7wzkPJh9ZQ

>>54172685
St Patrick blessed crypto with green

>>54172660

now what....

>>54172705
double down and hold to 0

Jesus look at NVDA computer go

>FRC still falling
should I wait an hour and then average down?

>>54172705
Kick ass, blessed

>NVDA still green
Fucking how

>>54172705
Good enough to screen cap and boast, good enough to sell. You know the rules, nigger.

>>54172722
why not live to fight another day?

>>54172722
Pull out. It's gonna drop to 15 before JPM acquires it at 5 dollars a share like they did do Bear Stearns.

Sold my MARA calls at open. Now I’ll just keep watching the ticket and either
A. Act smug that I sold the top
B. Feel JUSTed if it goes beyond

>>54172685
Based

>>54172716
>>54172731
added another tranche

>I sold NVDA yesterday

bros how does it keep pumping

>>54172705
Wouldn't you get like 5k if SOXL hits 18 today?

did I miss a news about Nvidia? did they cured cancer?

>>54172747
I'm like 1/6.022e23 Irish so I'm getting drunk tonight.

>>54172745
anon you made a great play and you exited when you saw profit you liked. congrats

>>54172745
he didn’t hold oh no no no

>>54172749
LMAO, WTF IS NVIDIA. I think I'll soon drop some 100-200 and short that

ZIM Bros? We gonna make it?
Gonna pay taxes to Tel Aviv, for real this time.

>>54172762
>/smg/ securing the bag in a reasonable fashion
Holy fuck it really is the end times.

>>54172758
>>54172731
MSFT retard pump on AI announcement.
>long NVDA, the GPU supplier for A100s, H100s

>>54172759
You can always go to the liquor store and skip ahead to the drunk part.

>>54172744
I bought the top yesterday like an idiot. Are you certain it won't swing up again at all this morning?

>>54172769
I sold this at 1.18. If it does go up, it’s not worth the stress

>>54172800
I'm technically on call for another 4 hours.

>>54172737
I sold half my contracts yesterday to take profit, I might just let it ride to see what happens

>>54172679
LOOK AT

MSFT chads we UP!

post stock portfolios

CMON DAX YOU CAN DO IT. PUMP IT.

@DAXshorters, monday Rheinmetall will join DAX.

FRC baggies ..

im financially HEEMED

A bit on the young side, aren't they?

>>54172805
I'm certain. It was 28 after hours and now it's at 26. Pull out before you're forced to eat a huge loss. 25% down sucks but it's better than 50%.

buying FRC here, I'm certain it's going up

>>54172824
>Sirius XM
Nigga did you seriously invest in fucking radio?

Boil is heading under a dollar isn't it....

>>54172849
they literally filed for bankruptcy this AM

>>54172850
Some people are very stupid.

Don't let these retards trick you into slurping FRC. All the news on this ticker is awful and think for a reason why other banks would try to """""bail"""" it out. It's obviously to saddle then with so much debt that they're forced to sell.

DAX today: Violent CRAB today
DAX monday: PUMP (Rheinmetall)
DAX tuesday: DUMP

>>54172753
https://www.pcworld.com/article/1661514/microsoft-365-copilot-is-microsofts-ai-powers-applied-to-work.html

AI is the future bro. Buy AI stocks or you will work in the warehouse.

>>54172860
Wtf I do business with this company

>>54172858
Didn't they receive 30b from big banks yesterday?

Reminder
Today is St. Patrick's Day, so we will close green.

>>54172860
>crabbing to eternity

Buddy look at gold computer

>>54172867
I dont see how today for DAX is crab, its just straight up dumps

>>54172873
that's for depositors. investors + shareholders go down with the ship

>>54172860
Did you guys know Dominoes is Australian? Like what the fuck?

>>54172834
>SOXl calls
>SOXS holdings
Is this a bot? Wtf is.this portfolio?

>>54172894
rest of day

>>54172860
pizza bros it’s over…

>>54172902
>Rugs markets with his calls
>Rugs his football team with his fandom
Cramer is some kind of ancient Greek myth.

>>54172789
>>54172871

Based and true. I have printed gigabytes of porn on my nvidia graphix card, can't wait for new cool shit.

>>54172887
Battered wife gold bugs don't even bother getting excited about pumps anymore, they know it never lasts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmQwL6qiByo
Bobo: I've got Crabin fever!
Mumu: I've got it too!

CRABIN FEVER!

I got crabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got crabin fever it's driving me insane
We got crabin fever; we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at this channel so long we have simply gone bananas

Ariba!
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic

We got crabin fever we've lost what sense we had
We got crabin fever; we're all going mad


Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to him squeal
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
Drop him in the drink

We got crabin fever
No ifs, ands or buts
We're disoriented
And demented
And a little nuts

Ach du lieber Volkswagen car
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel
Und wunderbar
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

We were trading, trading the momentum was on our side
And then it died


I've got crabin fever
I think I've lost my grip
I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever wrote this script
Si!

I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And dreaming of a my anime waifu
Now I'm crazy as a loon

Crabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud market has become a jewish psycho ward
We were buying, selling headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there

Crabin fever!
AAHHH!!

>>54172860
Isn't it beautiful? Look at those juicy camel humps, and we're in the trough right now!

>>54172902
That wasn't a bailout, that was a downpayment.

>>54172914
>>54172894
I'm not talking about the past, would that have any value? That's like if blabla goes there then blabla, if blabla does this then maybe that, otherwise this

>>54172887
Pot O’ gold for Peter O’Schiff

FRC will be at 20 by midday. Pull out NOW.

$200k cash gang here since November 2021. I expect new lows below those recorded in October 2022, but if the Fed falters and we enter hyperinflationary melt up giga nigga times, I have $65k cost basis in desirable collector firearms that will skyrocket in value.
Not a bad hedge eh boys

FRC 30 by EOD

I sold the rest of my BOIL
t. 4.56 average

>>54172919
>flat chest prompt
finally some quality in /smg/

>>54172930
DAX trading day is nearly over retard, it trades for another 2 hours, there wont be any crabbing

>>54172948
>>54172954
The duality of /biz/

>>54172667
>Boil
>new highs
I don't think you understand how this ETF works. Check the long term trend.

consumer confidence coming in at 10am bros what do we think?

>>54172950
based you're me but my cash stack is smaller and I have mutual funds that would hopefully pump

>>54172966
Ok what I mean by new highs is not reaching new highs of all time but going to 10 dollars

>>54172980
You know anyone confident about this economy?

>>54172789
It's gonna pull back for a few months before something t truly extraordinary comes out of it

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHERR

>>54172955
Feel bad for the people who bought last year at 30+

>>54172834
As long as NVID is pumping on retarded AI news SOXS will remain a terrible investment, it's not 2022 anymore. On the flip side SOXL will also suck dicks because INTCel keeps dragging everything else down with it.

>>54172996
Icarus market.

>>54172993
confident it's gonna crash and burn. Either via markets or guillotine.

>>54172964
No duality. If you got in yesterday morning, rode it up 50% in 2 hours and sold you did good. Anons hoping for a second cumming are playing russian roulette.

>>54173007

Probably. It's been green all week i'm expecting a crash next week for sure

>>54172966
I bought more BOIL today

>>54173006
honestly I was just hoping for some hyper crabbing like the past few months, it was terrible terrible timing. I just hope it doesnt bleed down to sub 15 levels again

slurped

>>54173006
if there's a PE correction, NVID will dump hard.

I'm thinking of quitting trading during the NY open hours completely, at least for now. I'm a eurotard so I'm awake for London open and the period that's very early morning in the US. I swear it's way easier to trade the market at that time, and since I'm trading futures with massive leverage, all I need is a handful of points on the ES to get what I need daily to make a great living.

Maybe it's just because the current market is especially suited for it, but it's been weeks since I had a losing trade premarket and I always had my daily goal before people in the US even wake up.

>>54172993
nobody is confident apparently.

>>54173024
50bepis.

>>54173060
ACK

some number just came out
what was it

>>54172859
How did you find time to self-identify?
>>54172925
Huzzah!

>>54173083
Inflation expectations, 1 year ahead: 3.8%, Exp. 4.1%, lowest since April 2021

Msft and nvda are carrying the whole nasdaq . Le AI bubble is unstoppable

>>54173040
good slurp. you remembered your training

>>54172990
I should have DCAd 20-40% of my cash into VTI in October to play it safe but it's OK. Fingers crossed we get the true plunge that even the dumbest bulls don't try to catch.

>>54173083
It says SELL

I'm gonna average down my shorts, fuck you

>>54173083
Michigan Consumer Sentiment Prel MAR 63.4 Prev 67

>>54173065
JEROME OFF THE TOP ROPE

Anyone like going short the GBP here?

>>54173089
thank you

>>54173100
tourist

>>54173024
CRASH NEXT WEEK? BULLISH

>it was a shakeout to continue the free money pump
comical

with the amount of m&a in the financial industry prior to 2 weeks ago, im gonna guess the us will have 10 banks and 25ish credit unions by 2025
>t. cu ceo

Oilchads, it's all fucked. I'm officially JUSTed.

>>54173124
historically every time the markets ever gone down has technically been a shakeout

>>54173129
It goes down I buy more, it goes down I get cheaper fuel for my truck. I’m fine with this

>>54172959
? i can trade it 7 hours from now. CMC or IG

So if the fed is increasing the balance sheet again, we should just be buying everything except bonds right?

>>54172842
Thanks man. I'm pretty sure you just saved my ass. Yeah, I'll take a 2k loss and walk away. Nothing I can't claim later when filing...

And I just checked and it went up 3 dollars. fml

8-Week Bill Auction 4.450% prev4.820%

>>54173155
>listening to SELL SELL posters on 4chin
ngmi

>>54173159
It's over.

>>54173155
Anon, just be thankful it wasn't worst case scenario. Did you eat shit? Could you have eaten less shit? Yes, but inevitably you would have eaten way more shit if you hadn't sold. Be happy knowing you didn't completely fuck yourself over. You can easily rebound.

>>54173155
FRC isnt going to fail dude. The $30 billion they got will make them fine. Feds are going full retard mode to protect stuff. Id be cautious about selling FRC at this point. The "danger" is fading.

time to slurp SQQQ. next week is going to be MAX PAIN

I can't wait for this AI shit to be over. It's way overblown

>>54173172
It's pretty obvious to me that JPM is gonna acquire FRC for pennies.

Sometimes I wonder what life would have been like had I pursued a degree in finance and/or economics instead of chemistry. People are just much more interesting than physical matter.

>>54173155
Feel better anon. It could be worse.

>>54173161
I trust volatility, this board proves the market is not rational, nor informed, nor desiring information. And I can't think of a better group of parasitic faggots to spend my days with!
>>54173166
Yes. Until Monday.

>>54173113
The term is newfag you fucking NEWFAG

>>54173180
Why?

>>54173180
it's today m8

GOLD BROS WE JUST CANT STOP WINNING

>>54173190
>buy stocks, they said

>>54173188
with chemistry you can make meth
with finance you can take meth

>>54173172
The danger isn't fading anon, their should be more confidence since the liquidity injection based on the past. That's not happening it's up to it's nose treading water.

>>54173137
>>54173124
Inflation means the market goes up in the long run, you only short during the designated shorting seasons (may and september).

>>54173190

Jesus I thought bagholding google was bad enough. gl friend

>>54173196

>>54173180

>>54173180
SQQQ is fucking terrible and does nothing, next week will be MAX CRAB before TQQQ violently pumps to 45 dollars.

>>54173211
There*** stupid ac

>>54173205
PUMP IT, SO I CAN SELL MY PHYSICAL GOLD (WHICH I SADLY DIDN'T DO WHEN UKRAINE WAR STARTED)

>>54173205
When do the mining stocks actually do something?

>>54173216
Now, be honest, how many of his positions are your handiwork?

>>54173190
Is this baba?

>>54173231
>trusting your money some company instead of trading the material itself

Gonna take some phenibut now. Recommend me a movie

>>54173186
Jp Morgan gave them part of that $30 billion. They arent going to acquire them.
>>54173211
Yeah but its probably a delayed effect. A month from now and FRC is still here people will admit its fine.

> +80% on oil

>>54173184
>It's way overblown
true, but normalfags think it's magic and/or sentient, so it's going to stay around as a techfaggot talking point for a while

>>54173148
Basically GET THE FUCK OUT OF CASH!
RIGHT NOW! Gold is a legit better option then Money now.

>>54173220
Cute catto.

>>54173155
I'm pissed because I waited and sold off 50 shares at a time hovering at 28. It WAS going down. I fucking hate buying and selling during hour one if I didn't fomo FRC yesterday afternoon I wouldnt even be in this mess, fuck.

>>54173168
>>54173190
Yeah I get it. I just curse myself for doing stupid shit like this and then again whenever I play it smart and still end up being wrong. All I know is I am never buying anything unless it's the very bottom ever again. Which probably means I will just stop buying.

>>54173184
>I can't wait for this crypto shit to be over. It's way overblown
ftfy

>>54173197
The Fed needs to show hawkishness after the bank bailout or even the public will realize inflation is here to stay and will actually get worse

>>54173060
Is Michigan a good indicator of consumer confidence? I thought they were all a bunch of yellow belly retarded bipocs and leftys.

>>54172959
Looks like it's crabbing

Realistically, how much lower can BOIL even go? It's reaching insane lows so it seems like it would be the best time to buy no? Even with Biden kneecapping gas companies they will eventually recover right?

IT'S QUAD WITCHING TODAY BOBROS

>>54173172
You're missing the point with FRC. It's not an immediate zero but they've been permanently impaired. Those $30 bil deposits are "market rate". That's going to be around 4-5%.
It wasn't a free handout as some will try to tell you.

Meanwhile, the old deposits camped there at 0% yields are never coming back. They're taking on structural losses. It's a slow walk to $0 equity value.

The only bet on FRC is a bet on how long it takes the fed to cut rates back to zero. The equity is basically an option play on that event at that point. Otherwise it slowly declines to nothing and eventually gets acquired for basically nothing.

>>54173247
Blade runner 2042

>>54173271
who cares. the michigan numbers are what the algos use to trade

>>54173270
Thanks i shorted TESLA

who turned the market to "super jew" today wtf

>>54173289
turned?

>>54173275
lower. my grandma was just watching a glorified ad about from her conservative spam mail telling her that biden is going to get a monopoly of natural gas so she needs to invest in it now to become a millionaire.

>>54173270
latest umich survey just came out, inflation expectations are dropping >>54173089

>>54173244
I won some GLD ETF’s if that counts right?

>>54173239
Oh god, I wish. Then I would just have to wait.
Lumn. Was like, govt. contracts, it'll bounce.

Silver going $50+

two fucking trillion united states dollars

>>54173317
those are both men

THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

>>54173257
>>54173184
Definitely not overblown. Just look at bings new AI. Its the first actual material disruption of googles search method. Its going to immediately generate revenue for MSFT. Its not some far off thing, its here and already being implemented.
>>54173259
>Gold is a legit better option then Money now
Gold wont do anything here. if fed goes money printer mode again you need to go risk on assets.

>>54173277
What's that?

>>54173303
Kek holy fuck I'll buy at like 4 or maybe even 3 then

>>54173306
that's a long way from 2%

>>54173320
I'm old enough (26) to remember when 2 trillion was considers a substantial amount of money

Tell me to not buy BAC /smg/

>>54173320
prepare for a slice of processed american cheese to cost 5 dollars

Interest is up and the stock market's down
And you only get mugged if you go downtoooowwwnnnn

MUMU DETEKOI

>>54173280
>Meanwhile, the old deposits camped there at 0% yields are never coming back
The old deposits mature eventually. And theyre added back up to new bonds. So no, they just need to survive until their old stuff matures then the new bonds can cover it.

Do you have a source for the 4-5%? thats not so bad considering what mortgage rates are. FRC will be fine.

>>54173339
Buy JPM instead

I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained.

>>54173338
We'll need 3 trillion to retire in 30 years

>>54173320
Yep GET THE FUCK OUT OF CASH!

>>54173326
I'm not saying Gold is better I am saying Gold is better then Cash. We are about to see Dollar Armageddon if this shit keeps up.

>>54173333
Noted

>>54173280
Damn. So another Jew scam?

S&P 500 you're drunk. Green is the other way.

>>54173275
0. Natural gas is used for one third of US electricity production.

I'll let you guess how the US reduces its electricity consumption by one third.

SPAXXbros get in here, how is our company so stable?

>>54173124
>it was a shakeout to continue the free money pump
anon I was promised free money.

>>54173359
we are so fucked

>>54173320
>backstop
Same with EU, which has some new instrument bond buying bullshit where the ECB buys Memberstates bonds

https://www.ecb.europa.eu/press/pr/date/2022/html/ecb.pr220721~973e6e7273.en.html

>>54173280
>The only bet on FRC is a bet on how long it takes the fed to cut rates back to zero
real (and consequently nominal) rates are never going back to 0 ever again

this is some bullshit. bitcoin was flying earlier why isn't SPX following

Oh no you guys, line goes down...

>>54173376
Whenever you have a fiat currency the elites and power centers always abuse it and steal everything through money printing it's just too easy and tempting, well until it all collapses through hyperinflation which we are well on our way towards

>>54173384
they were in sync until this headline dropped

>>54173326
It's shit at hard factual question. So might be useful for high level writing or smth. but anything else, you better off using mathematical tools.
Journalists should be worried tho

>>54173338
We are in a new financial world. Trillions for everything now.
>>54173360
>We are about to see Dollar Armageddon if this shit keeps up.
VS what though? DXY is still pretty high although its lower now.

What the fuck did they mean by this?

>>54173349
Based Bocephus enjoyer

>>54173384
She's drunk, you need to hold her hair while she vomits in the toilet.

>>54173332
a shit ton of options, futures and shieeeeet expire today
we have this event 4x per year

WHAT THE FUCK. STOP MOTHERFUCKING SELLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

>>54173384
decoupled, please understand

>>54173410
Data error

>>54173421
No

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54173409
vs ourselves.

>>54173421
anon, you will be paying $500 dollars for a loaf of bread so jewish coastal banking elites can be bailed out i hope you understand

>>54173421
evrybody redeemed

>>54173421
>hes not buying the dip

>>54173320

LOWER

>>54173433
Not sure what you mean.

>>54173320
bullish

can someone shill me a stock and tell me what direction its going

Yes go lower how low can we go!

>>54173454
GLD, direction up

10:30 > ALL IN WAL & FRC

>>54173466
Enjoy losing your money

Why didnt I buy AMD

>>54173455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

>>54173353
FRC will be fine. I'm not sure the stock will.

You're right that over a long enough timeframe the old underwater loans/bonds/etc held would mature and be replaced, although as it stands the yield curve is negative anyway. So again this all depends how long it takes.

Paper trades, fake money, theoretical shares getting worked out. Gotta love witching days.

>>54173454
SVB :)

BANK RUN

>>54173486
Why is this game such arcane magic voodoo bullshit?

>>54173486
dont forget the synthetics and short ladder attacks

>>54173505
jews

>>54173510
>synthetics and short ladder attacks
your GME bags heavy enough yet?

>>54173515
Yeah, they're on some weird Saturn worship.

>>54173505
>>54173515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM

STOP! BUY NOW, I WANT TO SHORT AGAIN; STAAAAAAAAAAAAHP

>>54173505

If it were easy the niggers would be doing it. gotta keep them poor anon

FRC bros wtf happened?! I thought we were getting bailouts?!

How low will shit and piss dump today? I'm ready to sell the UVIX I bought yesterday afternoon and start my weekend this morning.

>>54172705
Kek JUST

>>54173408

Holy shit, Journalists are completely fucked

>>54173547
The real bailout was the friends we made along the way

>>54173536
>Summoning Tayposting
You don't know what you've done.

STOP DAX COMPUTER

>>54173547
>he fell for the bank meme
Next you're gonna tell me you didn't buy SPY puts, it's gonna be 380 EOD

>>54173552
...

Why yes, I did just buy more gamestop. Please seethe at this decision, it fuels me.

Dammit I'm getting fucked (not good way)

>>54173557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vlAdMeZSfw

>>54173545
You could just rugpull them with shit like that Juneteenth casino thing.

Reminder Taylor Swift is a stick figure with no ass and therefore is NOT welcome in /smg/

Oh, I'm sorry sir, you bought a -European- option contract. Pay up.

Losses are accelerating. My gains from yesterday: vanished.

>market opened 7 mins ago
>no wtfwt posters
smg is dead

>>54173552
Kek

Sorry guys I sold my SPY earlier

>>54173545
>mao
Probably just killed them because he ended up killing everyone and anyone. Dumb bugs.

Why don’t qqq and nasd-ack trade at parity

>>54173594
>no ass
How does she poop then, smart guy?

>>54173598

>>54173613
you'd have to look up what the QQQ actually is to understand. very complicated

>>54173598
it opened an hour ago friend i think you are drunk

>>54173624

>>54173358
don’t worry about good goy points so much

How the fuck is the dow still up for the week

>>54173619
prob through her mouth with all the shit that comes out of it on a regular basis!

>>54173633
jews

I might be hooked.... :(

>>54173619
cuz her singing is shit.

>>54173598
daylight savings and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>54173633
Exit pump.

>>54173619
My ex didn't have an ass. She used a bag

>>54173479
>a long enough timeframe the old underwater loans/bonds/etc held would mature and be replaced, although as it stands the yield curve is negative anyway
Well the fed program they just opened up was something about swapping bonds. So FRC could swap bad old bonds for new ones. Not sure if they are/will/need to.

>>54173639
this nigga gets it

I dunno about you, but I'm gonna go ALL IN on boil I think...

>>54173633
boomers are still in Boca Raton. they haven't checked their portfolios yet this year.

>>54173358
Kinda wild Goebbels was an emo kid from 2004.

390 breached
>390 breached

where are the damn buyers from yesterday

>>54173421
Sorry goy

>>54173678
they solded.

>>54173470
I've lost everything, might aswell lose what's left.

>>54173633
Have you seen how many assets the fed has gobbled up? I'm surprised it's not up more.

>>54173669

it begins

>own 500 F
>they announced a recall of 1.25-1.5 million sedans
Fuck.

>>54173656
Dating a person with no legs? Packable date. Ready made for easy stowage. Pros and cons.

>>54173653
>>54173646
>>54173678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AVWZwZq_QU

Anon, it's quad witch.

>>54173691
Dude is like 55 and looks like he goes to NIN shows baka desu senpai.

>>54173653
That's why I'm UTC masterrace

>>54173704
It's only a triple today

>>54173678
QE is Bearish as fuck. I told you all you would regret your little pivot!

>>54173673
RETREAT
FALL BACK
TO THE SECOND FIB LEVEL

>>54173678
>he didnt sell

>>54173713
100% chance Burry still goes to NIN concerts

>>54173713
lol yeah it's funny that he's stuck in the mid-2000's.

>>54173722
Which one doesn't expire today?

>>54173727
Fuck.
Take your you, anon.
I laughed.

>>54173730

Fake and Gay market is fake and gay

>>54173743
it's the last time he felt alive

BREACHED


ANUS BREACHED

>not slurping trustmark all week

>>54173727
It’s over
>>54173713
>>54173743
Kinda guy who still uses a film camera for memories

>no bobo celebrating
Guessing they all got heemed yesterday

>>54173746
single stock futures which don't even trade anymore

>>54173654
kek, next week there will be pumps, new week, new luck

WTFWT volume?

>>54173767
yesterday was an insane short squooze

>>54173767
FRC niggers on suicide watch
jk, I lost like a grand this week

>>54173765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8
>>54173769
You're right. OneChicago was the last US house.

Because of course, the shit n poop would be going down and NVDA would be going up.
I guess I can take comfort knowing that shit n piss will probably bring NVDA down too.
It is Friday after all. NVDA shouldn't have pumped just before the weekend after a week of extreme fuckery.

>>54173767
I bought UVIX yesterday during the pump. About to sell half now and the other half in about an hour and call it a day. I've had enough market shenanigans for the week and next week we have FOMC for even more nonsense.

>>54173155
bet you're glad you sold now lol

>>54173743
>50-somethings are stuck in the 2000s
>I, a 30-something, am stuck in the 2000s
Let's just admit the 2000s were best.

>>54173547
Buy more bailout chads got our back

>>54173773
insane fucking volume

Man I could have sold my calls this morning for a $30 profit, if only I'd gotten out of bed. Now they're going to expire worthless and I'm going to lose $60

>>54173270
If the fed takes its foot off the gas now, the mask will come off and everygoy will know.

New'
>>54173821
>>54173821 >>54173821

>>54173814
2000's were pretty chill

>>54173814
Definitely better than this psyopped decade we are in

>>54173405
Based. Load up on silver.
I'm so done with this Judenmarket.

Where my 2003fags at?

>>54173793
Shit n Piss Shorts
Diaper is now code for S&P Puts(poops)

>>54173472
Because, like all of us wise bobos, you fucking knew deep down that tech shouldn't be the flight to safety trade after a week or two of complete turmoil and that the only smart play now is TLT or gold silver, or even just stay in cash. DON'T fucking lose conviction now fren.
If smg bobos are starting to get bullish after this retarded shit, maybe this retard strength bear market rally is about to lose steam.

Line will go down, no matter what. And like always, once it does people will act like it was super fucking obvious why it did. Now let the mumus have their few euphoric hours.

>>54173338
When I was a kid in the 70s a million was considered pretty much what a trillion is now, by the average person on the streets. Trump was imagined to essentially be the richest person in the world.

>>54173607
the landlord purge was very deliberate and pre-meditated, and it was the last great act of liberation we have seen since then