/biz/ - Business & Finance

POWELL PUSSIED OUT
BEARS LOST

first for JEPI!

>>54162517
>bought FRC at 34

Kek /smg/ baggies

lol, you guys are the worst.

>>54162536
until banks start circulating the money they borrowed to not fail and inflation, which never went away, comes back with a vengeance

>>54162536
What have we learned class? The fed will always cave to the ((banks))

Buy DWAC because Trump called his own daughter a nice piece of ass.

>>54162536
how did this happen when only 11 billion was lent out via BTFP

US government flight from Washington approaching Zurich / Switzerland.
Who's on board and what are the financial implications of this?

-30% in the aftermarket and im already down 30% like wtf do i do do i just gamble and hold till the end and wait for either bankruptcy or a return to somewhat normal? Or do i sell out at like a 13k loss?

>>54162562
That question is incredibly antisemetic anon

I bought at $33 today. What hell am I in for?

So basically, if I'm rich enough, there's no reason for me to ever hedge or buy insurance or expect a pullback in whatever speculative shit I'm doing or anything. The only way a rich person can fail is by helping the wrong guy win an election.
Is that the message that the pieces of shit in charge are sending? Because that's the one I'm getting.
"Don't even bother trying to treat the economy as even remotely fair."

>>54162581
Just average down, obviously.

>>54162540
I bought at 47....

>>54162547
God I love meme ETFs. Anyone swing NIFE?

>>54162597
hownew.ru
It's always been like that.

Should we really not hold FRC until tomorrow? Is it that fuck? It's already at 25

>banks shit is not over
>EU CPI Data on 17
>UK and US Data on 22
>a moderate pump which only touched 3962 and didn't really squeeze at the end
I don't get why you fags turned to bullish this can be undone in a day especially with news and I'm not even a bear

KEK FRC BAGGIES

The market was due for a nap from the *last* retarded bullshit rally.
Meanwhile these fucking assholes keep calling for increased worker insecurity. Corporations need to pay their "fair share" which somehow also translates to wages stagnating or going down.

The U.S. government is so wonderful and benevolent. How dare anyone ever question their pure goodness under any circumstance.

>FRC

>>54162581
how did you end up with 480 shares at 46??? do you not set limits with large orders?

And they wonder why there's such widespread tax fraud, and they wonder why no one cares.

Can someone explain to me the underlying timebomb that is the derivatives market in layman’s terms. I’ve heard that a derivatives crisis was the actual cause of the 08 recession and qe was just protection for 4 of the largest banks

Buddy look at WALCL computer!

>>54162626
All of those are priced in within reasonable estimates, and the markets will quickly adjust accordingly.
What matters is buying now before the pivot starts in 6-18 months.
We are just having fun day trading until then.

>>54162596
Either a fun rollercoaster or crippling anxiety, depending on how much you put in.

>>54162669
you heard wrong. stop reading clickbait websites

>>54162669
Watch "The Big Short"

>being a bull or bear is like being a member of a political party
>glowfaggots literally cannot comprehend an system that isn't structured like a football game

>>54162536
Arthur Burns moment

How do you even read this gay shit

>>54162551
Inflation came from normies with money. Not the banks. There wont be inflation if they dont airdrop money.
>>54162555
/biz/ needs to start their own bank.

>>54162677
$8,500. I was an idiot for buying during the last hour. This is already day three of this shit I have no idea what I was thinking.

>>54162598
After today I don't even want to touch banks again. I don't trust that it will pump again after opening tomorrow

>>54162562
BTFP isnt the same as the fed balance sheet going up. Thats the fed buying bonds (and MBS prob) from banks in distress. Two different vechiles.

>Inflation came from normies with money. Not the banks. There wont be inflation if they dont airdrop money.

>Things redditors like to repeat that are just outright fucking wrong even according to those making economic policy

>>54162536
QE is back... who would have predicted that last week? I know someone who did. hahahahahah

>>54162707

>>54162745
ignoring the fact that those securities end up on the fed balance sheet
how is the fed balance sheet going up

>>54162517
How much longer before the entire stock market crashes and explodes from this retarded shit?

>>54162707
Hebrew scripts

>>54162745
Shut up faggot.

BTFP is BUY THE FUCKING DIP!!!!!!!!!

>>54162763
Apparently never because the entire economy is completely fake, but they reserve that knowledge for glowfaggots and billionaires because it forces the rest of us to dig holes while they draw their UBI.

>>54162758
>how is the fed balance sheet going up
They did bond swaps with banks like all of 2020-2022 Jan. Giving banks newly issued bonds and taking their old ones. Probably. This is still kind of new information that came out a few hours ago so i dont know exactly what they did this time.

>>54162707
δγθνρ

>>54162782
>They did bond swaps with banks like all of 2020-2022 Jan.
holy fuck bro do you think I was in a coma

>>54162665
Thats the current price in CAD. I bought in at 46 usd on fucking tuesday....

Tomorrow will be interesting, right? Triple witching in addition to fear of a banking crisis.

>>54162707
Ask AI chat bot to explain it like you are 5 and so on

So did a slight change to my holdings today. Sold INTC for 13-14% gain and rolled that money into more BAC and VZ.

>>54162755
Powell gonna buy bonds?

>>54162821
Should I buy more C at these levels?

>>54162821
>13-14% gain
TAXES! NOW!

>>54162536
Fuck me.

Weimar 2.0 is just around the corner but for the USA. Slices of bread $1000 each coming soon.

>>54162853
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel today, huh you uncreative insufferable faggot.

>>54162707
Are these horoscopes?

I hope SOXL doesn't crash tomorrow so I can redeem my calls....

>>54162707
TELEPATHY AND VIBRATIONS

Vomma and Volga are two concepts related to options trading that measure the sensitivity of the option's vega to changes in volatility. While they are related, there are some differences between the two.

Vomma, also known as "volga," is the rate at which the option's vega changes with respect to changes in volatility. Vomma measures the curvature of the option's vega with respect to volatility. It is a second-order derivative of the option's price with respect to volatility, which means that it measures the rate of change of the option's vega in response to changes in volatility.

Volga, on the other hand, is the sensitivity of the option's vega to changes in volatility. It measures the first-order derivative of the option's vega with respect to volatility, which means that it measures the rate of change of the option's vega in response to small changes in volatility.

In summary, while both vomma and volga measure the sensitivity of the option's vega to changes in volatility, vomma is a second-order derivative that measures the curvature of the option's vega with respect to volatility, while volga is a first-order derivative that measures the sensitivity of the option's vega to small changes in volatility.

>>54162669
you have 10 dollars to buy groceries, but you need more since you got your girl pregnant. you also get paid 100 bucks on friday, its monday. so you go to your mom and tell her you'll give her 100 bucks on friday if she loans you 100 now. she agrees. so you take the 100 and go to your dealer since you can "make a quick flip" and he gives you $200 worth of drugs so you can make 400. so for sure you can pay back mom on friday but now you created 200 dollars worth of wealth for yourself to feed your baby mama and you. but theres a catch, you start making sales and you earn the 150 of the 200 to pay back your dealer. One of your clients your baby momma knows convinced you to lend him $50 of your drugs for $60 payment on friday. well friday comes around and you pay your mom back and then your dealer comes asking for the 200 but your dumb ass baby momma's "friend" didnt come up with the money because they used all the product. so now you have to go to a loan shark/ aka the fed, and ask for a loan to cover your ass so you dont get your knee caps busted. what the loan shark doesnt tell you is he shakes down the representatives that write policy of the tax payers.

>>54162874
Thanks for posting this.

>>54162889
Vomma and Volga are two different measures of the sensitivity of an option's Vega (i.e., the option's sensitivity to changes in implied volatility).

Vomma measures the rate of change of an option's Vega with respect to changes in the underlying asset's volatility. In other words, it tells you how much an option's Vega will change for a given change in volatility. Vomma is a second-order Greek, which means it measures the option's sensitivity to changes in the underlying's volatility, squared.

On the other hand, Volga measures the rate of change of an option's delta with respect to changes in implied volatility. It gives you an idea of how much an option's delta will change for a given change in volatility. Volga is a third-order Greek, which means it measures the option's sensitivity to changes in the underlying's volatility, cubed.

In summary, while both Vomma and Volga measure the sensitivity of an option to changes in implied volatility, they measure different aspects of this sensitivity. Vomma measures how much the option's Vega will change for a given change in volatility, while Volga measures how much the option's delta will change for a given change in volatility.

>>54162800
How was he supposed to know what you know considering the limited wording of your asinine question?

>>54162801
get out on the next rip up, the second leg down is most likely going to 0

>>54162909
I'm hoping my jinx works because I'm also holding SOXS long term because I'm a looney

what's a good hedge for unchecked long term inflation?

>>54162913
t. esl pajeet who can't into basic context clues

>>54162930
Stocks, assuming no 100bepis

>>54162863
Atleast stocks will pump!

Is K-On poster okay?

>>54162930
Stocks. I bonds if you're in the US.

>>54162730
>Inflation came from normies with money. Not the banks. There wont be inflation if they dont airdrop money.
Inflation comes from the big guys leveraged to the tits with free money, bidding up commodities, while dictators on the other side of the world create an artificial scarcity of them.

>>54162931
I know you are but what am I?

>>54162729
martingale down, you'll make all the money back.

>>54162944
Inflation that's far too high and rising is very bad for stocks iirc

>>54162888
588 LOVES THE 888

>>54162986
Is there a point to these dude anymore now that everything is digital?

>>54162972
Long term stocks are a great against inflation. But inflation fucks society badly short term

>>54163015
I think the NYSE is basically a TV set

>>54162960
lol great meme, but they really had to write 'trash' on the side of the trashcan, eh?

>>54162707
they are all ratios.
Delta: $ change option / $ change stock
Gamma: Delta change / $ change stock
Theta: $ change option / 1 day
Vega: $ change option / 1% change in volatility
Rho: $ change option / 1% change in inerest rate

>>54163051
I'm so glad I'm a boglehead

>>54163015
I don't think so. It's mostly theatrical.

>Bills across the country being introduced to state legislature changing the definition of money. The title: Updating provisions of the Uniform Commercial Code. These bills are a precursor to implementing CBDC. Pic taken directly from bill. Has been introduced in 22 states.
https://www.uniformlaws.org/committees/community-home?communitykey=1457c422-ddb7-40b0-8c76-39a1991651ac#:~:text=The%202022%20amendments%20to%20the,intelligence%2C%20and%20other%20technological%20developments

Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkk

>bought the top of FRC today for 100 shares

the jews better bail this shit out or im gonna be *livid*. 3 figure share price MINIMUM.

Sold 20% of my position at a loss and FRC goes up from 26 to 28 ten minutes later. You're welcome fellow baggies

>>54162962
I rather just hold for the craziness due tomorrow.

More money has been lost by schizos not taking their meds than any financial disaster or market crash.

>>54163015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9GkWdDE5E8

>>54163071
Won't a CBDC completely fuck over crypto tards?

>>54163091
(You) are the bailout. Thank you for your service.

>>54162821
Based.

>>54163097
PFE in shambles

>>54163110
it's just gambling money to me and i'll probably make a nice profit tomorrow in all honesty but im just sayin'. livid.

>>54163104
CBDC will completely fuck over everyone except the rich zoglords.

>>54163134
I wonder how they'll handle mining

>>54163091
Lol never change /biz/

Gonna park 30k into a 5.30% certificate of deposit and use it on a down payment if the mortgage rates ever come down

>>54162930

>>54163134
>>54163104
99% of our transactions are already digital, CBDC is just a much needed update to the ancient SWIFT system, why am I responding to you mentall ill people LMAO

>>54162954
Then how did we get no inflation for a decade of low rates? Until normies got airdropped money there wasnt any.

>>54163145
there won't be any mining

>>54163173
I'll start raising questions once cash becomes illegal

>>54162668
Wdym? They do care about tax fraud when you're trying to make it. Don't think you can escape the system, goi.

>>54162863
>Weimar 2.0
Stop acting like it's just the united states experiencing inflation. Damn near every other nation is also dealing with rising cost. You dormers really think a cou try with thousands of nuclear weapons is going to he Weimar 2.0. We'll export some democracy if other countries start to question the U.S dollar

>>54163161
How long are you locking up the money?

Lets go over the basic fundamental idea of what the concept of an economy is or more specifically the concept of currency. The famous line of saying "it's just money, it's made up" is just one part of it. The other part of it deals with how society perceives it. We are in fiat currency which means we can bend reality to how we want it. Let's say Joe is 1000 dollars in debt. Well all you need to do is just erase a couple zeros and he is only 10 dollars in debt. All you have to do is change the way society sees and accepts what is currently in front of them. If you can make them believe that the national debt is no longer an issue then it wont be an issue because we have simply wiped out those numbers and started a new floor.

Reality is what we make of it, the phrase "mind over matter" or what we now know it as "meme magic" is a lot more powerful than you might think if utilized correctly.

>>54163226
12 months part of my ladder

>>54163173
Ok but its still central banking bullshit

>>54163145
No mining. This isn't 2009 anymore, we have everything from PoS and dPoS to proof of storage to just fully centralized distribution (which is what they're going for here).

>>54163145
air drop based on your privilege score.

>>54163178
>Then how did we get no inflation for a decade of low rates? Until normies got airdropped money there wasnt any.
Current inflation is worldwide and happens in countries where normies received no gibs, no airdrops, nothing. It's the oil, natural gas, feeds, fertilizers that get bid up. Farmers in Peru are learning to use manure again because synthetic fertilizers have tripled in price. US normies who received gibs can't possibly suddenly consume 50% more of all those commodities.

>>54163145
the only reason buttcoin has mining is because its supposed to be decentralized
fedcoin won't look anything like non state backed crypto

>>54163327
I love how at the slightest nudge the entire globohomo hyperconnected net of complex logistical interdependencies just completely collapse.

>>54162614
no.
>>54162597
I was just thinking about this, and how I hear people asking
>when was America Great?
I don't know if Trump could get us to that, but I think it was perhaps greatest when it penned the idea that mankind was to be equal before a law that was common to all, not a law that was based on the power of a man at the moment.

>>54162803
Quad witching even. Seatbelt sign may not be a bad idea.

>>54163247
See my opening statement.

>>54163354
America didn't invent this concept and america never truly adhered to this idea.

>>54163327
>synthetic fertilizers have tripled in price
Hilarious considering we can literally make fertilizers from the air + energy. And we can make practically free energy though nuclear. But oh wait, then we would have to pay all those plant workers.

>>54163217
>Damn near every other nation is also dealing with rising cost
China isnt

>>54163373
>America didn't invent this concept
True, but we used it, and penned it. And I think we had better success with it than anyone else in history, for a time.

If I get screwed baggot's IDEX play, do I get my money back? I was told if I bought a 4chan gold pass I would get dirty baggie nigger insurance. Is this true, has anyone else used it yet?

>>54162551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

given that most of the gains in both crypto and stocks occured during periods with low inflation and low interest rates, why are people thinking that hyperinflation combined with higher interest rates will be good for their stocks and crypto as well?

>futures down 1/10 of a percent
>WTF WHY ARE FUTURES DRILLING

It's amazing how a bit of red causes a panic. Bulls really are overleverage

>>54163217
That works. Unless the other countries themselves have nukes.

>>54163449
It's a meme you dip.

>>54163443
because they're dumb

>>54163402
Inflation is always and everywhere a poopy phenomenon.

>>54163402
China's currency is deflationary
They also had massive economic growth despite that along with good trade and a giant manufacturing sector
Makes ya think...

I swear to god if nasdaq pumps to the moon again tomorrow

God damnit. On the way to work today my car started making LOUD engine noise and intermittent clunk. I think the muffler, exhaust, or catalytic converter is/are broken. I'm shopping for a new car right now but i needed this old piece of shit to hold together for two more months tops. This is the worst.

>back to $29
we're not rugged yet FRC brothers

>>54163217
>"The country running the world with the strongest and most advanced military is going to lose because of some green paper!"

It's fucking weird when you actually think it through. Honestly though life is absurd and I don't really give a shit anymore. Show me some cool shit before I die. I want to see other countries legitimately try to get away from the USD and we literally just completely fuck their shit up brutally for it using our best tech.

OK, but seriously, what are you buying tomorrow?

>>54163402
Me thinks someone may be lying.

>>54163490
Let me guess, your portfolio is 100% SQQQ?

>>54163431
Completely off topic;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6WtBpkEzHo

>>54163494
i was an idiot for selling covered calls and now I'm a genius.
maybe i'll be an idiot in the morning again

>>54163173
>everything's fucked so we need to let the people that fucked everything up centralize more power
no
what we need is an end to this debt ponzi

Heh futes BLOOD RED. Take THAT mumu!

>>54163511
Jolly old England had the mightiest navy and owned half the world in 1940. By 1960 the Pound was trash and they couldn't steal a single canal from a tinpot dictator, even with two allies.

>>54163513
I'm buying QQQ puts tomorrow, not even memeing. I bought QQQ puts at 320 and profited handsomely, now that its going up again im willing to re-short tech beta shits

>>54162555
The Federal Reserve is composed of ((banks)) you fucking retard

>>54163515
no but its still retarded

>Bought AMD at $120
>doubled down at $60, averaging $90
>for the first time in a long time, I'm actually green

I'm fucking terrified bros. I have a sell order in at $100. Just give me my roughly 10% and let me gtfo please. I'm so afraid of getting dumped on again. Give me your best guess for how high this bitch is flying. Should I be greedier or nah? Is this just because of the ChatGPT 4 hype?

Is tesla going to reach $200 again ? I fomoed at $180 with a x10 leverage

>>54163514
Taiwan and Japan are also low

>>54163537
Britain was a meme by then, the writing was on the wall after WWI imo
But I do agree, countries can fall quickly and suddenly

>>54163537
not the same thing at all, but okay.

just checked todays market

>>54163513
If everyone panic-sells regional banks again, maybe I'll buy in again.

>>54162581
Don't panic anon. Let it sit for now.

>>54163553
>doubled down at $60
Damn, what a waste of a good bottom slurp. Nice comeback. I think AMD is safe until at least $105 unless some retarded news happens that disrupts markets again. So I would keep your order at 100. Then again I'm always somehow wrong even when I play it completely safe

>>54162930
what's going on in this webm?

>>54163217
>We'll export some democracy if other countries start to question the U.S dollar
What does it mean to "question the US dollar" exactly? Like what would that look like in actual real-life international policy terms?

>>54163586
There's an old thumbs up meme summarizing the absolute state of bong foreign policy the century before its empire fell. They made so many bad decisions

>>54163578
JPN is just lying to itself with crazy QE, dunno about Taiwan

>>54162950
You can only buy $10k if I-bonds per year

>Futures

>>54163586
>Britain was a meme by then, the writing was on the wall after WWI imo
Depletion of the core demographic is the scariest parallel between 1940's Britain and the 2020's US. History shows almost nobody can ever unfuck that one.

>>54163590
OK, what previous reserve currency and/or global imperial collapse should we be on the lookout for? Or do you think everything is daijoubu?

>>54163553
Damn, nicely salvaged anon. What went through your head when you watched it bleeding day over day? And how you decided to double down at 60?

>>54163530
you should show mumu's PoV next time

>>54163647
Yeah, it's too small to matter for some people. But for the non-wealthy, it seems like a good way to keep a small emergency fund.

JP is a pussy ass bitch who guzzles bank cocks

JP if you're in this thread, hope you know I think you're nothing but a busta - bitch ass niqqa - come catch these hands fool - you know im at the 424 24/7 bitch ass wh*te boi.

>>54163625
Hope this helps clear it up

>>54162536
Please say sike.

>>54162930
Gold with a side of bitcoin and monero.

>>54163704

>>54163590
>no no no you don't understand MY empire will simply never fail

>>54163697
nice i'm stealing that faggot.

>>54163704
>Dwyer was right.
>Again.

>>54163704
Okay, fine, the bears were right.

>>54163513
holding my shorts. I might buy some DXY if it dips, and I have an order to short April VIX futures if they reach 30.

>>54163735
>100%

>>54163732
You really should ask for permission...

>>54163697
Kek based Tyrone

>>54163628
It means they won't use the dollar as a reserve currency, it also means the country completely disregards the petrodollar, or they can try to set up a gold standard. Pretty much any entity that tries decouple the u.s dollar is going to ass raped by glowies

>>54163624
thanks, feels good to have a reasonable anon agree with my choice. im biting my fingernails like mad though. so close, so close...

>>54163450
Worse case scenario we just become the russian economy. Shitty situation but it's by no means Weimar 2.0

>>54163697
>424
yo dis nigga reppin the sets of Beverly Hills

>>54163669
US' biggest issue with stability is its ruling class, they’re clearly not in it for the long run. The actual population's issue is that it's getting older and browner but that's not unique to us at all, it's worse elsewhere.

>>54162565
Onboard:
>Jeff Bezos
>Papa P
>Two of Trump's clones
>Jeffrey Epstein
>The entire cast and writing staff of Seinfeld
>Bigfoot's sister
>Teddy K
>The ghost of Miles Davis
No major financial indications, just hell of a party you're not invited to.

>>54163669
>OK, what previous reserve currency and/or global imperial collapse should we be on the lookout for? Or do you think everything is daijoubu?
If the American empire falls it'll be a completely unique scenarios compared to other fallen empires. Like I said previously the U.S has the capability of launching thousands of nukes and killing the whole planet. The only other country that was ever in a "similar" position as us were the Soviets. Even when their garbage communists economy fell they didn't become a bunch of uga bogga niggers living in huts. Relatively speaking its still better to live in post soviet russia than it is to live in the majority of other countries.This whole Weimar 2.0 is an absolute meme

>>54163806
Depends. We don't have to ship pallets of gold to other countries, but our government pays: COLA-adjusted social security, (real) medical services for old and poor people, and military shit. That's where the money goes.

So the only way we escape with "haha, dollars all got printed, we don't owe you shit" is ahistorical levels of political will enabling austerity for old people or giving our soldiers and defense contractors Zimbabwe bucks.

>>54163354
>when was America Great?
In the age of Disco, when you could work your 9 to 5 and then spend 48 hours sniffing coke and popping pills while engaging in swinging sex with multiple, sometimes simultaneous, partners with no fear of AIDS in any major American city and still be up early for church on Sunday before you start it all over again next week.

Check the FED's balance sheet

>>54163676
i have a really good tech job in the semiconductor industry. i don't need my portfolio at all, it could go to $0 right now and I'd be fine with my paycheck and savings. i like AMD a lot, i even use a RX 6900 XT. they have a bright future, and i have the utmost confidence in their management and fundamentals, plus AI on top of all that. it's just the macro situation keeping them down, has nothing to do with the company itself imho and i'm prepared to hold for years on it.

honestly if the macro situation unfucked itself i'd be happy to just hold it for 30 years tbhwy. but i always said if I could just make 10% on it for each year I held it I'd take it if the macro situation was still fucked. which it still is as far as i can see. my hope is that i sell it for a small profit (300 shares so it'll be $3k for me in less than a year i believe), then JPow will open his dumb mouth again or there'll be another banking crisis or SOMETHING DUMB WILL HAPPEN, and it'll dump and I can buy back in to a proper generational bottom position that I can hold and sell CC's on long term.

im also a day trader so that covers my gambling addiction. im profitable too, but i can only trade like 10-20 shares of TSLA. for some reason i always get emotional when i deal with 100-200 shares and i lose a bunch of money so i stopped doing it. it's a curse. im in the process of learning how to code a trading bot though. my strategy is bulletproof but i just can't handle losing streaks when losing $20-40 per trade instead of $2-4 per trade. but like, i'll make $50 on a typical day while day trading at work, and if i'm home and can use ToS on my PC i can make $200 consistently.

>anon why don't you just day trade for a living?
because im a neurotic paranoid piece of shit that doesn't trust shit no matter how much i win, and im basically double dipping so why not? automation is my true way out but i gotta learn how the fuck to do it first and i keep procrastinating it. oh well.

>>54163537
>they couldn't steal a single canal from a tinpot dictator, even with two allies.
The reason as to why they couldn't was not because of the said dictator tho.

>WARNING INCREDIBLY ANTISEMETIC POST BELOW

I did the math guys. The amount of money taken from the Fed today in this special interest free event for banks could have produced enough Nuclear Powerplants to supply America with nearly half of its power requirements, making us forever energy independent from the world.
Please don't report me to the ADL.

>>54163828
>US' biggest issue with stability is its ruling class, they’re clearly not in it for the long run.
Agreed. Hard to say whether the apathetic Jews or nutjob wokes are worse.

>The actual population's issue is that it's getting older and browner but that's not unique to us at all, it's worse elsewhere.
Yes, but if, say, France becomes old and brown, they don't have a global empire collapse. Whereas if Gerald retires and Ledasha is the only one in charge of fixing an aircraft carrier's nuclear reactor, the world changes.

Bottom line: Long LMT now, but short them into the ground the moment any real war pops off.

>>54163862
>This whole Weimar 2.0 is an absolute meme

yes, now you're getting it. this is 4chan after all. taking people seriously here is a fool's errand. for extreme opinions, at the very least.

>>54163799
Actually, consider putting a stop loss on that thing at $95 as soon as it touches $97. $100 should still clear but you can't be too safe.

printer is back on boys

What's he buying this week?

>>54163862
>This whole Weimar 2.0 is an absolute meme
I definitely think a split is more likely than all 50 of us hanging together under 20% yearly inflation.

>>54163862
Weimar was "better" to live in than most other countries, this is completely missing the point

>>54163703
thanks, it all makes perfect sense now

>>54163862
>garbage communists economy fell
lel. you don't read much history do you?

>>54163942
A big mac in the morning.

>>54163942
I heard he is buying ARKK fr fr

>tfw you hold Pepsi and Apple
I am maximum comfy

>>54163942
Oxy.

>>54163932
nah. honestly i think it's probably gonna go higher than $100 but i don't care if it does, i just want to be out of this long term shit.

if it dumps on me i'll literally just hold it for another year i give 0 fucks when it comes to the semiconductor industry in general. it's still crack in everything but name, it's just that the macros are shitty. they won't always be. semiconductors will always be important in the modern world, though.

>>54163906
Yeah, for example the Falklands was a kino war. But are you really a sovereign nation if you need Ike or Reagan to give you a green light?

>>54163513
Beer

>>54163703
This is recorded using tik tok filters. Here is the original.

>>54163963
And you *don't* mean the oil company.

>>54162536
Does anybody know if there already is a FRED database ticker symbol for that new "backstop" facility the FED created?

>>54163960
Based DoomBull

Why do people (obviously not including leftists) hate on the Wealth of Nations?
Looked through the Mises website and they absolutely loathed Adam Smith.
I mean it's not perfect but for the time that it was written it's very good.

>>54163939
I wasn't mentally prepared to YOLO buy yet, but fuck it.

>>54163932
>>54163965
or, let me put it another way:

i want to be in AMD for years, decades potentially. this shit right now is just positioning for that and maybe making some cheeky extra profits while we wait for the macro situation to unfuck itself. if the macros were great tomorrow i wouldn't even sell at all. maybe sell half at double just to cover myself, at $180, but that'd be about it. some of you lil niggas can't think long term for some reason.

I just went to MCD to get some McChickens and it was entirely staffed with women... The chuds were right. The food itself was fine. But the women themselves were completely incapable of reading their order flow monitor things and were delivering everyone's orders both incorrectly and at a snails pace.

>>54163513
torano exodus and a speyside, probably cragganmore.

>>54164012
he attacks mercantlism which is something that "conservatives" and even most leftists are a fan of these days

total bobo death

>>54163945
>I definitely think a split is more likely than all 50 of us hanging together
I want this way more than us staying together, ideally the federal government would just dissolve and trade would still exist but that's less likely at this point

>>54164012
I thought Smith's work was still highly respected in general. What are the Mises Institute's criticisms?

>>54164069
you know they can just provide liquidity backstops for institutions while continuing to raise rates LOL

Trips and I commit portfolio suicide with deep OTM puts on RBLX

>>54163898
Be careful anon tho you sound a little like the guy in pic

>>54164094
>mathematically impossible

>stock sells off 80% in a year
>management talks about the "long term potential" during the earning call
>despite this not a single insider buys
fuck you, BIRD. $4 billion to $150 million in slightly over a year is embarrassing, and the market hates you so much that you're trading under cash levels.

>>54164069
>screencapping your own post

Large banks like JPM are going to make so much fucken money off this entire mess.

>>54163898
>, it could go to $0 right now
But you hold AMD? Clearly then AMD would be fucked and everything you said in your post would be wrong.

>>54164069
>25bps raise next meeting
>full retard pivot anticipation euphoria trump muh banking crisis worries
>widening fed balance sheet seen a positive sign of pivot fueling an irrational expectation of QE-infinity and a return to low to no interest rate policies
>FED pauses during summer
>RETARD STRENGTH FRONTRUNNING OF "ZIRP & QE-INFINITY BY EOY, GUYZ"
>job numbers remaining strong
>inflation not decelerating nearly enough
>SPX hits ~4350pts mid year
>autumn sees inflation accelerating again
>fall FED starts raising by 25bps again
>PIVOOOOOOOTERS still in denial
>markets crab on

>>54164067
Populism, plagiarism, agrees with Marxists, vague, incoherent

What's TQQQ gonna do tomorrow?!

>>54163939
it sure is lil guy

>>54164115
>I sell insurance. How am I losing money?

>>54163939
hope you realize that's collateral for loans and not something the fed bought outright

>>54164094
>options trader

let me stop you there. i don't do options. i don't like options. most i'd ever do is writing covered calls on stock i already own long term, but even then i've never actually done that before, it's just an idea to me for later in life.

i like stock. up or down, by how much, that's it. that's all i do. also risk management. i told you i have a winning trading strategy. the key is risk management, it isn't even the system. the system just gives me a higher probability of success. so, i haven't read that screenshot yet but i'm assuming it's something to do with options blowing someone's account up and i'd never do that. i don't need to, anyways. i can just leverage stocks. if i ever get around to being able to emotionally handle day trading 100 shares of TSLA instead of 10 i'd be making 500 dollars a day instead of 50. that's 2500 a week and roughly 125k a year for 50 weeks to make the math easier (assume 2 weeks for vacation or something). do i really need more than that? i live a very minimalist lifestyle, i don't really care about material goods, the biggest thing i'd ever do is quit my day job but i kinda like my day job tbhwy. it's fun and i get my socialization out of it.

BOIL is going to 2x on Monday

>>54164172
explain the difference on the time-frame of 7 days on which the balance sheet is measured

>>54164134
i didn't say it would, i said if it did i'd still be fine because i get a good paycheck every week. are you retarded?

>listen to Patti Smith songs from the 80s
>google on another browser recommends me an interview with the retired patti smith
Stop spying on me, this isn't even useful for me. Fucking retards. Short GOOG.

>>54162517
what is the /biz/ preferred broker?

>>54164210

>>54164137
>inflation not decelerating nearly enough
Counterpoint: -0.1% MoM PPI and negative oil.

>>54164210
a female one that is available for marriage

>>54164219
>-0.1% MoM PPI
spotted the pivooter

>>54164210
Fidelity.
>>54164224
Fidelity's ceo is a female and her daughter is a financial account manager at the company.

>>54164186
Was this revealed to you in a dream?

>>54162517
I work at a big Canadian bank and we're putting in place measures to expedite the process of getting deposits from SVB and others. During the financial crisis Canadian banks saw a lot of deposit growth

>>54164198
anon, if your job goes out of business, you're gonna have to get another job, on top of your portfolio going to zero.

>>54164210
i like e*trade

>>54164241
Sanofil just cut the price of their insulin, the most popular insulin in the country. Deflation is here.

>>54164271
First Bank of Toronto Nintendo Vancouver?

>>54164277
I like ZIM. They broker my non-standard freight across the globe. With jews, your freight ships at the lowest possible cost to the shipping agent.

>>54164161
Correction.

>>54164278
my job is recession-proof. it's a necessary one that most people don't want to do, but i like it. and it's in a major multinational corporation. im not worried whatsoever. i have the privilege of having that kind of confidence because im actually competent.

>>54164245
Female Brokers tongue my Angus burger

imagine how braindead you have to be to buy stocks at this point

>>54163553
>AMD

Why AMD and tech in general went up while everyone else dived today?

I'm shorting usd/jpy, green so far

We're hiking 50 benis next meeting.

>>54164012
IIRC Rothbard thought Smith paved the way for Marxism, which is fair considering he created the labor value theory. I don't think he actually believed it though.

So what happens when the Fed is raising rates and buying up shit bonds?

>>54164319
I'm even dumber. I put my entire portfolio into TQQQ this morning on open

>>54164271
I work at a regional bank about the same size as svb. We purposely did not go after their clients because they cannot be trusted and we don’t want such large, flighty deposits
I spit on all VC and PE

>>54164338
clearly not.

>>54164342
they are only 1 of these 2 things

>>54164338
But that trade's literally illegal!

>>54164186
God I hope.

>>54164342
You know when drift kings rapidly alternate the gas and the brake?

Basically Powell is an Initial D character, in a race with other central banks.

>>54164315
Bond burger?

Bayhorse hit 0.03 CAD. Still can't believe people fallen for CEO cowboy hat

>>54164342
What would that achieve?

>>54164328
start reading the FT every morning and you'll figure these sorts of things out eventually. they're a liberal rag, to be fair, but if you can sort out the bias and avoid the political opinion shit in general and stick to the financial shit, you'll be fine.

>>54164342
The old bonds that are heemed are held to maturity by the fed and the money returned to the treasury. While banks get new bonds without losses. Its honestly some pretty impressive financial engineering if it was so sleezy to just give banks new bonds paying higher for no reason.

>>54164408
Posted like a true -87% all time p/l chad

>>54164186
lmaoooooo

>>54164408
>y. they're a liberal rag
Wasnt the vp of canada a big time reporter with them? All i needed to know of that trash.

Boil bros......we heal.....we will defy seasonality.....

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if this bull market is for real, then small caps and palladium are going to roar and both have lagged in this rally. so if you're a bull feeling like you need to catch up to the stampede that's your play tomorrow. if you're bearish you want to see them break down before you short the large caps.

>>54164432
they do good financial news, though. where are you getting your financial news from, zero hedge? i don't care about their politics i just want to know what the fuck is going on that affects the stock market. read the collective unconscious, in a sense.

>>54164300
Jesus how do they sustain the divvies the are paying?

>>54163553
I bought at 80 and keep forgetting to buy when it falls below 80. I'm not selling until rates go down/we get parity with NVDA P/E

>>54164365
>>54164387
>>54164400
>>54164417
In theory though these banks are using these shit bonds as collateral for loans to have liquidity and balance books, meaning most of this money will just sit with the bandit right? It won’t go into investments or purchases right guys? Please tell me I’m right.

>Yahoo!
WTF how did Spielberg predict the Dot-Com bubble in 1993?!

>>54164474
Sit with the bank*

>>54163513
Tech and Banks. Especially if we dump. Nobody can resist slurping after today.

>>54164471
all im saying is im expecting at least one more major dump before macros improve. i figure i can sell for a small profit now and be able to buy back in since it's already nearly doubled from the lows. i just wouldn't be surprised, could be wrong but i'll buy in higher then i don't care since macros are long term anyways. more important to be safe in a time like this and pick your spot to buy in since you got plenty of time with lots of volatility.

>>54164467
they don't, they are ending

>>54164463
>switch through cnbc, fbn, and bloomberg depending on who is on.
>4channel /biz/ forum
I just switch back and forth between the news and /smg/. They all have a spin but if you swapped back and forth between them all in a single day you can piece together the real story.
>>54164474
Well it sits with the bank for deposits. But the bonds are still paying the bank money. So the bank had bonds paying 1.87% say at SVB and now theyre getting multi duration ones instead of all 10 years and paying 3-4%. the bank will get to keep that money too im sure.

Reminder that in bear markets, the relief rallies are huge. Once this is done, we are going lower to close some unfilled gaps left over from the covid era.

>>54164497
>macros improve
In what reality?

>>54163173
There is only going to be two options left in 20 years.

The Federal Reserve of the US and Crypto.

Everything else is cope.

And before you call me a crytpo tard, my money is on the fed. Why because, unlike crypto, feds will stick a gun in your face?

>>54164474
They'll buy securities with better yield with that money and also write loans.

>>54164497
That's your gamble. I would suggest selling half.

>>54164508
i just want the facts, man. i just want to get the jist of what the financial world thinks is important every day, and over time doing this every morning i get a sense of the mood people are in and what they care about. i read the news and see how the market reacts every day. eventually you start to get an idea for how things will probably move, at least temporarily, based on what's going on. like i said, i don't care about politics and mostly avoid that shit or read it for a laugh. im a staunch conservative, it doesn't bother me. i know they're retarded but there's nothing i can do about it. i just want the market-related current events and how optimistic/pessimistic people are feeling and whether or not JPow is going to open his mouth on any given day.

How come I never see you guys talking about GH or AI? They're very solid stocks and driven by the AI hype. It's literally free money.

>>54163217
Countries with Nukes lose wars all the time. Uk om Northern Ireland. USA in Vietnam, Afghanistan. Russia in Ukraine. China in Vietnam. Nukes are a defensive weapon, always have been unusable on offense.

>>54164535
alright, what's the target for the second half, then? i feel pretty strongly about us peaking soon. something always happens. i'd love to be wrong but you know we're in a bear market for a reason.

how long until my $SPY with dividends reinvested doubles?

>>54164245
damn I hope all the weight gain from eating those burgers go straight to her tits

In the past week at least 3 of my 20-something coworkers bought houses or condos.

>>54164556
>i just want the market-related current events and how optimistic/pessimistic people are feeling and whether or not JPow is going to open his mouth on any given day.
You arent going to get that because business moves politics and everyone wants to move money a certain way. Just do cnbc then and accept they are slightly liberal except for andrew ross-sorkin who is giga liberal globalhomo. Jim cramer is an idiot but brian sullivan after him is pretty good and will sum up the day.

>>54164583
Arent the mortgages sky high by now?

>>54164586
i don't watch video. i read. at work. with coffee.

>>54164576
It might never double

>>54164560
GH is a healthcare company? as for AI this general is retarded about it

>>54164583
Yep, check picrelated, this unironically was the "correction" for this decade.

>>54164601
ah, i dont really read any. They generally dont keep up fast enough for business. By the time the article is printed the market moved. You can try R*ddit stocks and investing but they arent good at gauging things. Theyre reactive.

>>54164613
forgot picrelated

Kek baggies

Futes rippin!

>>54164626
that's not true. they give a general sense of the mood and what financial people are interested in. from that there are plenty of opportunities. call it sentiment if you want.

>>54164510
Plus we've got some crashing to do just to do some crashing!

is my 401k back on the menu?
I only want to wagecuck for 20 more years

>>54164650
holy shit is that eral?!

>>54164660
>>54164660
>>54164660

>>54164661

>>54164574
This isn't financial advice. Selling half is just a hedge against mistiming the market.
>Target for the second half
No idea. That's the long position. ATH at least.

>>54164610
Yes the heatlhcare company. They're big on AI as well. They've shown very solid bottom resistance previously and on top of that with the current hype there is no reason to suspect they'll go below 25. It would've been at least 35 now if it wasn't for the black swan events of last week.

>>54164676
so much hype they dropped from $180 lmao

>US 5Y down 7 pips