/biz/ - Business & Finance

I clicked

first second or third for fuck joe biden

>>54152982
SNIB and SNAB

>>54152982
I wanna kill myself
This life is not worth living for
The future is bleak
The system will be forever rigged
Theres no point since almost everyone is docile
I give up

>go to bed
>russell futes up
>wake up
>russell futes down
why did this happen?

>>54153009
ah, so those marketwatch suicide hotline ads were for you

I'm so tired of this crab shit, even when there is adequate market uncertainty and risk in high beta

Feeling like going all-in on TLT like Gundlach, Snider and Hendry and all the other guys who actually make it.

My favorite group of investors to follow is BABA because they've all been so pretentious and pompous about how the "market is wrong" and "if Munger likes it, I like it" for two years yet it keeps going down and even their savior has said that BABA was a mistake.

>>54152963
o shit so today is the day

>>54153023
current thing before bed different than current thing after bed

What’s the word on the ECB today?

>futes

why are native americans so bad with money

>>54153051
what's the new current thing this AM?

Good morning SIRS

>people still have a job

>>54153073
good morning

>>54153068

long SJIM. This is not financial advice

>>54153084
I never worked and I am slowly losing more money in my mutual funds and have no money to buy any dips. I am solely relying on the market to go back up so all of my losses get recovered soon.

>>54153084
What do you mean!? A bunch of TECHtrannies and BankUCKs just got fired sounds like a total win.

>Initial jobless claims 192,000, expected 205,000.

>>54153057
>Lagarde coked up and awake for days
>gets increasingly nervous
>YOU ARE HERE
>Lagarde enters stage
>announces 50 bps hike
>calls Powell a bitch
>drops mic

>>54153119
bulls want jobless claims up, not down

>>54153106
what are you holding and what prompted you to buy at the levels you bought?

>>54153127
Both are bullish actually.

>>54153119
That’s actually bad for the Fed, since it means they might have to hike more. Low unemployment = recent hikes not high enough.

>>54153119
bearish

>>54153119
50 bepis confirmed. 75 on the table.

>>54153119
>>54153127
lmao I hate this market so much

>>54153009
>Theres no point since almost everyone is docile
You forgot the best part- people are docile, unless you suggest that we need to fix the system, then you've broken the rules and they will all dogpile you.

yaaaaaaaaawn

>>54153009
Man got the jewpill.

>>54153057
bird bird bird

no happening?

>>54153101
SJIM is an actively managed narrow portfolio of companies globally, invested inversely on the recommendations of television personality Jim Cramer. The fund holds long and short stocks or ETFs of any capitalization.

Kek.

>>54153119
Incredibly bearish. Core CPI ex housing is rising and the jobmarket still holds up ridiculously well. These are Powells two most important markers.

I dont know what to buy guys . Nasdaq puts or BOIL ?

>>54153121
The DAX and the french one are fucked so they're not going to do that.

>>54153119
More people employed is bad.

>>54153169
HE WANTS PEOPLE TO BE ON THE STREET WITHOUT WORK, WHAT A CRUEL FUCKIN CENTRAL BANKER

>>54153167
it's outperforming the market

>>54153178

>>54153119
Bullish?

>>54153177
>The DAX and the french one are fucked so they're not going to do that.
I know. Also they lack the balls.

>>54153177
>We are commited to bring down inflation towards our long term target of 2% until the end of 2024
>We will stay the course
>No hike today
>Thank you

>The farmer-friendly FarmerCitizenMovement (BBB) landed a major victory in Wednesday's Dutch provincial elections, which determine the composition of the Senate.

The rural party came from nowhere to finish ahead of Netherlands Prime Minister Mark Rutte's center-right People's Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD) party in an election seen as a referendum on the government's performance.

The results call into question the Rutte government's ability to implement harsh policies aimed at clamping down on nitrogen emissions from farms, which triggered huge farmers' protests last summer — and confirm BBB's meteoric rise in Dutch politics.

BBB — which had no representative in the Senate before last night's election — is set to win 15 out of 75 seats, becoming the largest force in the Parliament's high chamber (tied with a Labor-Green coalition), ahead of VVD's 10 seats, according to exit polls published by Dutch newswire ANP on Thursday morning.

I've spent countless days and nights listening to the most reputable people as well as focusing all of the autistic energy I could muster on figuring out what makes the market tick. After years and years of trying I've come to the conclusion that I'm either retarded, or nobody really knows what the fuck is going to happen next.
Did I at least get that right?

>>54153119
More hikes

>>54153214
Be water, my friend.

>>54152982
what direction do you think the markets will take today?
i'm leaning towards positive. russell 2000 has been a leading indicator and it went up pretty high from it's recent low yesterday. plus during these crazy events you get alternating up/down days, and yesterday everything slammed hard down pre-open but then recovered a bit. makes me think we'll see gains today

>>54153214
it's a big club. and you aint in it

>>54153119
>CPI down
>Initial jobless claims down.
>25bps.
Simple as.

>>54153214
Yes

>>54153239
CRAB

>>54153214
Everything is bullish until it isn’t

>prices getting higher
>making more and more people need to have more money do pay bills
>forcing more people to get jobs
why would anyone expect jobless claims to go up in this environment?

Can we finally get our scam one-two-day pump? thanks

>BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
How can I invest in Russia in today's global markets?

>>54153214
The truth is nobody is actually knows exactly what is going to happen next. Only assumptions and expectations.

>>54153264
it will medium-term crab, up and down, up and down, +/- 3% every day until things calm down. but i want to make a bet today and i bought a couple microfutures

>>54153239
The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

btw, how does that work nowadays. Do Bank Stocks crash on rate hikes or go up?

>>54153127
But if inflation falls while jobless claims remain neutral we get a soft landing. Especially if you consider that we basically prempted mass layoffs by shutting down the economy in 2020 the job market is still having trouble replacing those workers.

It's not different we are suffering all the symptoms of a recession It's just Covid caused a shock that jumbled up the order. The Bubbles rarely pop before the rape hikes, white collar and TECH usually is the first to get heem'd, demand for workers goes down not up as the recession progresses.

Again It's not different It's just Covid caused such a shock to the work force it basically revived the American industrial sector and is bringing jobs back. Not even talking about the mass promotions that occured between 2020-2023 that has caused a huge gap.

We still haven't bottomed but man I was hyper bearish and after those banks went down I went bullish as hell.

>>54153239
>>54153264
Crab.
Tomorrow will be neon green. It's the same playbook as october when we had people screaming about 'crazy volatility'. Market takes a fat shart on monday before opex, people call for the big chungus dump to end all dumps, market pumps for 'no reason' on friday, conveniently this causes call options to finish green. Market sharply goes upwards after FOMC into april.

>Market is fucked
>Banking is fucked
>Treasury is fucked
>Crypto is fucked
What the fuck am I supposed to do with my money?

>>54153289
Die in a fire

>>54153276
lmao, absolutely unintentional.

>WASHINGTON, March 15 (Reuters) - A U.S. military surveillance drone's crash into the Black Sea after being intercepted by Russian jets was likely an unintentional act from Russia's side, U.S. State Department spokesperson Ned Price told MSNBC on Wednesday.

>>54153289
Thanks for the update peepo and now for the wearther

Bullish or Bearish?

At what point do the rate hikes start being called antisemitic?

>>54153317
ahh that's an interesting perspective. you think people will stay in and hard buy on friday? i've only seen it a few times, but if it crabs today i'll really think about your idea

>>54153276
>US downs China balloon.
>Hurray for our side!
>Russia downs US drone.
>HEY WTF THIS IS OUTRAGE

>>54153066
Because free per capita tribal payments.

>>54153323
Why would they label it an intentional act? It doesn't change the outcome and would only worsen tensions

>>54153323
Unintentional and environmentally unsound

>>54153339
Was absolutely UNPROFESSIONAL

>>54153332
extremely bullish, about time these wagies were held accountable for slacking.

Watching CNBC Market, and Cramer is losing his goddamn mind.

>banks have a bunch of long dated bonds at low interest rates
>fed raises rates fast because inflation is hot
>bonds would now take a huge loss if they needed to cash them early
>fed offers to hold the bonds on their books and give back par value
isn't that just more QE? doesn't that work against getting inflation under control?

>>54153289
Thanks, I'm gonna trade this.

>>54153367
Why does that guy still have a job

ANOTHER BANK FAILURE JUST FLEW OVER MY APARTMENT!

>>54153350
why does every "govt Intel" report now sound like a 4 year old tattling to mommy.
>and then they flew a balloon on our airspace, and then he broke my rc toy, he is so mean and my feelings are hurt.
like who the fuck are they making the announcement for?

>>54153338
People will load up on shorts expecting a bloody friday.

>>54153367
Why? I thought he said the whole crisis was a nothing burger

>>54153394
Thats his job. Market jester.

>>54153343
how about they don't piss on me and tell me it's raining

>>54153332
Companies do their best to avoid hiring people anyway so who gives a fuck.

>50 BPS IN EUROPE
IT'S
OVER

ECB just raised by 50bps
EU is fucked

>3,5%
3,5%
>3,5%
3,5%
>3,5%
3,5%
>3,5%

>did not keep my nasdaq short open
I hate myself

OOOOUT

>ECB does what she is expected to do
>Maket sells off

Priced in they said

>>54153394
Because he's a walking shitpost of a human being. He just does insane shit on his show to keep the boomers attention and is occasionally on the mark by pure chance. Michael Burry was a bit weird, but he was at least smart AND autistic. Cramer is just full autism, like the Alex Jones of stock trading.

Kekmao@ mumus

>>54153419
>>54153422
they had no option. their inflation is worse than ours now. :/

>>54153419
>>54153422
bullish for american stocks

>>54153419
based as fuck

>>54153394
if someone who appears incompetent at their job still has the job you have misinterpreted his duties.

>Mumu's BTFO again.... HIGHER LONGER

It's over.

It's national panda day. They're pretty much bears. So SPY closes red, but not too red. This is financial advice.

>>54153214

ECB HIKES RATES BY .5%

NOTHING HAPPENING

>>54153383
No, it's Not-QE, get it? They literally made new rules up overnight so they could print more money without it contributing to inflation. And then they conjured up a bunch of bullshit (((journalism))) to convince the plebs that the money they're giving to the banks isn't somehow coming from taxpayers. "It's coming from a fund that banks pay into for situations just like this" lmao

>>54153343
Because it probably was intentional to cause it to crash?

>>54153394
works for me

Now Powell and the US can't pause without looking like a sissy

>>54153445
hell, no

>>54153466
This

So inflation is going to come in waves right? 4-5% end of this year and probably 7%+ end of 24 as they kick off pumping liquidity again

Yeah, it's officially 100% over.

>>54153400
I think that they probably actually think we are all retarded. Either way, I'm pretty sure they want to normalize treating the general population like small children.

>>54153451
Pandas are just bears with down syndrome, and anybody who supports national panda day probably has down syndrome as well.

>futes

>>54153178
Can't find the picture of JP as mortal kombat fighter...

>>54153400
Society is designed to push mediocre white women to the top then people are surprised when mediocre white women are shit at everything.

You only had to listen to this one little thing and you never did it...

THANKS CHRISTINE SAMMAAAA

>>54153445
No because in the face of rising domestic interest companies would seek loans in foreign countries. This basically is cutting an entire debt market off now. Lol burn it down they had it to good for too long. We will rebuild in 20 years. Strap in gents.

So we get a Fed rate hike next week and then buy TLT in anticipation of rate cuts?
Is this it?
Is there a flaw in my plan?

>>54153459
i guess they figure more inflation is better than bank runs? seems like fighting fire with fire though

Cmon pump, we can't just die off that easily. I want to short again.

>>54153536
No one wants to buy, there are no buyers anymore and wont be until spy hits 200

>>54153178
>>54153508
JP Morgan was a Mortal Kombat Character. Careful though this info isn't even on the iceburg.

Why did the /ES jump over 20 points in a single 5 minute candle at close?

>futurinos

>>54153526
I've already executed this plan. I am making money. Stop telling people about this plan

>futures

My funds are available today. What stocks are pumping today?

>>54153400
>like who the fuck are they making the announcement for?
shitlib brown faggots who live in California

How many times are we going to act like European markets affect American markets and then remember that it's actually the other way around as soon as the bell rings?? Fucking absurd

>>54153518
Hahahaha guys look he posted the completely out of date image again that doesn't show the huge divergence

>>54153532
Inflation doesn't matter, that's the point. When you have a fiat currency and it's also the global reserve currency, and you back it up with the world's biggest military, you can almost do whatever you want. Unironically.

>>54153536
>i want to short again
GAS GAS GAS

>>54153526
yes you're front running the entire bond market, because there is no way that they can price that in

Short nasdaq?

>>54153559
none of them

>>54153462
True, but that won't be publicly acknowledged by the State Department. Diplomats don't start shit unless they've calculated that there's something to be gained by doing so. From their eyes, releasing the video will be enough.

People keep saying >futures. Ok I checked futures, now what?

>>54153548
Oh shit now I want a financial pantheon fighter like Smash Brothers except I can do Charlie Munger vs like a Venetian banker or something.

>>54153559
>pumping today

anon................

>>54153574
check it again

>>54153332
I think they should remove the sit down toilets and tell them to shit at home before they come to work.

The stock market froze? Dear god its worse than I thought.

>jam futures

>25bepis odds shot up after ECB raise

>>54153587
Ok, I did. Now what you dumb loser anime poster

>>54153574
now you just bee yourself m9

>>54153594
it's already back down

>>54153583
So SQQQ

>>54153601
Now check it once more

>>54153593
nice, free cat dander with every jar

dxy you shitcoin

BANG BANG BANG
GO PUMP IT

Gentlemen, prepare to defend yourselves.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

AAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??????

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT IN TARNATION

>>54153594
>w-w-we just need m-more free money to make more faggot worthless nonprofitable overvauled tech companies

why is jew street like this?

>>54153616
That's the least you need to worry about

Selling all my shit CDs so I can buy better CDs. Can't wait for 8% yields.

>Transfer cleared
>Today will be a positive account change no matter what
Is it really this easy?

Bobo sluts can’t even dump after massive bank failures Lul

WHERE IS THE NEWS I NEED NEWS I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE MARKET IS MOVING

>>54153641
>Can't wait for 8% yields.
2 more weeks

>>54153641
aren't those all regional bank cds?

its going melt up today give it time

>>54153214
You can gauge some general trends, like shit and piss 500 dumping due to rate hikes (as a general trend) or pumping due to QE, you can know general asset classes that do well in certain market or economy conditions (inflation, stagflation), but I myself don't know enough to predict most of the individual stocks and so on.
I know that certain geopolitical happenings can cause some things to move, so if I had money to throw around I would have made profits in oil last spring, due to war.
Shit like tech company stocks? I have no idea.

>>54153654
SHIT"S FUCKED MAN

>>54153653
>HE THINKS ITS GOING UP
Oh no no no

OH GOD IM LONG FRC ANOTHER 30% DOWN DAY IM LONG IM LONG JUST NEED TO HOLD OVERNIGHT FOR A QUICK FLIP OHG GOD NOW IM LONG

>>54153641
CDs nutz lmao

>>54153654
The fucked up thing is that it is moving on no news at all

>>54153178
What do you think this is some Marxist paradise where everything is just fucking perfect and everyone gets a job? This is America, and while you have the right to put your immunocompromised transgender children on puberty blockers and force the entire population to get vaccinated and wear masks, there is no right to work faggot.

>WHY IS IT LE HECKIN MOVING ON LE HECKIN NO LE NEWS

>>54153662
THE WORLD NO LONGER NEEDS THE STOCK MARKET

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
WOOP WOOP

>>54153673
FAS/FAZ was your play, fren.
What you did was degenerate gambling.

WHY IS EVERYTHING DOWN ON ABSOLUTELY NO NEWS

INTC FUCKOFF PLEASE

IY'S 9:30 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

>friend bought 700$ of FCR a few days ago.
>brags it hits $49
>it’s now 20$

>>54153702
I TOOK A VERY STINKY POOP THIS MORN THAT IS THE NEWS ANON DO WITH THAT WHAT YOU WILL

>>54153241
Why doesn't the US just encourage the populace to be skeptical toward themselves and others, thus developing a high resistance to social engineering attempts regardless of source?

>>54153702
The news industry is no more, the market is moving completely blind. This is all unknown territory.

>Cramer arguing about TikTok brainwashing people
>Markets in the red
>Cramer suggesting buying Meta Stock
WELCOME TO REALITY FOLKS

>>54153714
call him and laugh at him

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH BOBO WHATS WRONG

>>54153702
There is a fucking rate hike next week and banks are failing.

>FRC/WAL
Bankbros I'm going back in for the 3rd fucking time to collect my slurp

>>54153653
Nothing happend tho. CS is as shitty as they have been since 2008 and SVB is as retarded as their tech tanny customers.

my portfolio is 100% PACW at 9.92, 15k worth, I will either make it or drown.

>ECB with 50bps
ohnonono mumus...

>>54153726
Why is it ok for Cramer and tv to brainwash people on the markets but not tik tok

>>54153726
>SOCIAL MEDIA BAD IF NOT OWNED BY A LONGNOSE

>>54153746
50 bps isn’t happening you coping dumb bobo retard suck me

>>54153629
On time this time

>>54153726
It's funny once you get the joke.

>>54153735
slurp it up whore

>>54153765
sounds like somebody's trapped in some calls

>>54153765
IT LITERALLY HAPPENED IN EUROPE YOU GODDAMN NI33ER

>>54153765
LOOOOOOOOL

>>54153641
>8% yield.
>20% inflation.
You just wait.

>>54153735
3rd times the charm bro. Going to zero now.

this market is manipulated as fuck
it is just crashing for no reason at all
absolutely no news

>>54153765
50bps is almost guaranteed.
There sure as fuck isn't going to be a pause.

Uhm guys isn't 0.5 gonna crush the banks now

REDRUM REDRUM

>FRC halted
it's over

why didnt you listen

How the fuck can a fucking government pledge support? A government doesn’t have any fucking money. So you’re taking my money to bail out Jews? Fucking hell

>>54153800
That isn't JPOW's fucking problem.

>>54153394
inverse indicator

why is frc halted?

>>54153009
This. Based.

>>54153765
You're right: it's going to be 75.

Europe is green , i got hooked bobros

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

EUROPIVOOTERS, IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS!!!!

>>54153800
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN POOR LITTLE JEWISH BANKERS YOU HAVE TO SAVE THEM!

>>54153840
You know why.

>16k of my 18.8k still hasn't cleared from yesterday's trade
GOD DAMNIT NOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSGFXGFkTjw

WOOOOOHHHOOO NEVER SHORT AMERICA
YEEHAW
USA USA USA

No News
Yes Olds

my lil sjim doing somethin

>FRC
The fuck is going on with this bank?
80% drop in just a few days

>>54153858
>still a cash account
hurts not having 25k doesn't it?

>>54153214
>or nobody really knows what the fuck is going to happen next
this. everyone just pretends they do and deletes/buries all the times they're wrong.

>INTC
Why is it going up? It should be going down.

>>54153861
are you at least Sosnoffing the position?

>>54153874
their doggobonk is underperforming, investors took notice

>>54153855
I want them to crash actually

>>54153466
I would imagine they had calls before the decision. So I imagine Powell will still do 25 if not 50.

>only 16 months
Why don’t bankers get hung?

>>54153861
>INTC ( ! )
anon that's the pajeet scam Intel, not the genuine Intel coin.

>>54153888
*hanged

Lagarde making Powell his bitch.
Absolutely based on so many levels

>>54153886
When are they planning to make the decicion?

THEY EXPECTED SOME BANKS IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

>>54153702
>ABSOLUTELY NO NEWS
a major bank had to be bailed out for the first time since 2008

>>54153880
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
YOU GODDAMN EUROPEAN MOTHERFUCKA

LOWER NOT HIGHER

>>54153652
just add tendies from mom's microwave.

This morning Philly told us:"
People are building and repairing houses this spring, after the mad rush of COVID rebuilds. Men still like women, and women still like furnished rooms.

Businesses in Philly appear to be hiring, but are not putting as much money into CapX, shrinking the size of that relative pool of spending.

International US:
Export prices are flat/up and import prices are flat/down.

National
Jobless claims down.

Pedo Joe is being proclaimed President. Ukraine appears to be at a standstill. Banks are cheaper than before, but possibly because we're waiting for another to fail. My breakfast didn't have a banana because I can't buy 3 pounds at a time for one person at Costco.

>>54153718
I have chatbots that follow me routinely. Here, especially when I hit certain topics. Don't ask me about that group which shall not be named. I have chatbots emulating me in other forums.

>runaway inflation
>also at the same time banking crisis
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the

FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLL

>>54153899
Next week, I think.

IM SLURPING ON NO NEWS
I DONT EVEN KNOW THE NEWS BUT IM SLURPING

Could she fuckin speak now? I want to hear her lovely voice

TA bros, are we breaking any support levels?

>>54153940
Sure its not 2 weeks anon?

if they continue to raise rates then inflation will be brought back under control but banks might start dropping like flies
if they don't then banks will survive but inflation will continue to run rampant and fuck everyone else over
am I right in this?

>>54153949
>sensiblechuckle.jpg

>>54153211
>he
>and other anons
>still acktshchyually believe
>there is a political solution
Lolmao

>>54153956
Deglobalization woes.

>>54153956
oh nnooo not the poor banks, anything but them

>>54153795
except, you know, banks' balance sheets going to shit...

>>54153950
no we big slurping over here

When will Oil stop dumping?

>>54153956
some banks may die, but that is a sacrifice 4% target inflation(tm) is willing to make

>>54153949
link?

who else is slurpin CS

>>54153784
WE CAN SAY NIGGER HERE, NIGGER. GO BACK TO WSB

how much news is enough news

>>54153950
Where were going, we dont need TA

ANYZ FAZE STOCK HOLDERS???? GOT MY !00 at .39 cents $2 EOY ON MY BABY MAMA"S NEW BOYFRIEND!! NO CAP TRUST

>>54153990
*10%

Based Christine not giving a single fuck

>>54153989
The point where i start shorting

>>54154005
>soda in the morning
Come on lad

>>54153998
I should have bought more, the whole reason I bought this shit 10 years ago was because the government wouldn't let them fail and they'll be around long after I'm dead. Should have got more.

frc was looking good for a second then it dumped.

>>54154012
>Not having Bier like a proper Junge

>FRC below 19
Wew lad

>>54154005
Whats even the point of holding FAZE stock?

>>54153956
Maybe. It depends on how crafty the bank, and how far they let themselves go.
Frankly, I doubt it. The damage, currently, is in "Tech." Mostly SF and groups that were heavily soaking in SF. If you were investing in Deere or Caterpillar or WallyWorld, you're still doing good business and your employees aren't likely going anywhere.
The "neotech" FANG shit is having a hard time, because people realized that $600/month for party planning SaS wasn't really a quality use of limited prints. And Zuckerberg has never been cool, sorry Mark, you're gonna be a rich akward dweeb forever. Even if you got a gookfu.

ONE WORLD BANKING SYSTEM COMING

Cramer: "A W is a W"
Is this real life?

https://www.fxstreet.com/news/lagarde-speech-preview-all-about-ecb-press-conference-202303160844

>>54153211
Good for them. The farmers were getting a fist fucking from their tyrant government. What goes around, cums around.

>>54153172
BOIL is up some, I've healed by $50 so far.

>>54154040
L moment

>>54154037
to sell it you cuck

>>54154040
has he told you about Bristol Myers yet

It doesn't even make sense to scalp in this DAX session, not really moving

>>54154045
That's totally what's about to happen. Yeah. The people who got into office are totally not about to fuck everyone they told they would help. Completely not controlled opposition in 2023.

Is this solved banking crisis in the room with us?

Nothing bad will happen retards. I swear you people think the real world is like the movies and catastrophic things happen. The market and economy is pretty healthy. I’m not worried.

>>54154063
NO BECAUSE HE'S BEEN RAMBLING ABOUT STEVEN SEAGUL AND TIKTOK BAD CRAMER NEEDS TO BE IN A HOME

>>54153978
What would Jefferson do if he was transported to modern America and saw the state of it?

>Pivotards think we are getting rate cuts
>after 15 years of near 0 rates
>Jew kiveching realizing they played themselves and crashed their own banking system with their own retarded policy
MORE RATE HIKES MORE!
WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN!

>>54154079

Great day to be long PCT and to have listened to Mike Taylor.

>>54154087
anon were you here when they shut down the economy 2020? /biz/ was bussin'

>>54154079
Hey you are gonna break 380 right?

>>54154087
Didn't Yellen just say they're gonna increase rates by 150 bps and banks are still on crutches?

0dtes are my new job. glad i quit my 9-5. i'm not making money but it feels productive

>>54154079
everyone is getting bailed in out or w/e way they want. see bobo its a fixed game and while you may win today you will eventual lose in the end.

just swung FRC for some shekelz and im done for the day. wolf on wallstreet baby, its that easy.

market is crabbing on absolutely no news
very suspicious

>>54154095
>kiveching realizing they played themselves and crashed their own banking system with their own retarded policy
They don’t care. They will just use your money to bail themselves out

>>54154090
OK, but do you know what ChatGPT runs on?

>>54154106
>they're gonna increase rates
The Treasury is going to control US printing again?
This is questionably good news. Have you seen the US House of Representin?

>>54154104
2020 crash was because of Covid, not because of anything wrong with our financial institutions and markets.

>>54154118
it's basically an API to an indian sweatshop. your point?

>>54154118
the brain juices of migrant children?

>>54154128
so you're saying picrel will never happen again? never in a million years?

WHY IS SOXL PUMPING

>>54154087
>I don't question my normalcy bias and am too dumb to understand that the world is driven by fat tails

>>54154128
then how did the bond market predict the covid crash in 2019?

>>54154118
A giant mother brain like in Metroid?

>>54154130
>>54154134
You both need to watch more Cramer.

>>54154158
BUDDY LOOK AT AMD COMPUTER

>>54154134
>>54154163

Bullish for Ball Brothers Corporation.

>>54154166
anon this board is retarded enough, don't encourage the extermination of their brain cells completely

someone check the oven

>>54154106
WAIT! THAT'S PAUL VOLCKER!
https://youtu.be/GEDeUIvC95s

>>54154154
Not if Biden continues pushing for regulations that Trump removed like an idiot. We’re heading toward a new golden age when we hold banks accountable.

>>54154184
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK HE'S HERE JESUS CHRIST

>>54154179
>MFW I actually lost money on BALL like a retard

Look at GTLB go.

>>54154185
>we will never have another stock market crash every again because of biden

Pump it baby

>>54154185
holy shit there are actual NPCs itt

MAKE A NEW THREAD

>>54153350
>environmentally unsound
nordstream bombing by USA was the single largest methane release in recorded history btw. a mere shart on their drones getting uppity near crimea is nothing

>FRC swung back to 22
Goddammit I hate being a poor bitch without a margin

>>54154217
I kinda want to pump my seed in her

>>54154217
damn this lizard looks like shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAA SCHWABSISTERS WHATS GOING ON

>>54154228
But enough about you

new
>>54154242

>>54154217
50! BASED

>>54154217
>that physiognomy
>owl pin
I'm tired of nooticing.

>>54154217

>>54154214
>implying

>>54154211
You pulled out too soon, apparently. They're the, literal, backbone of cyborg mainframes in 2028 biobot timeline. It only takes a few bumps on the timeline to get us there.

will cramer lose his job if sjim pumps and is an indicator that he is garbage?

I like DC reporters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUELzyXqxgc
Watching them stand around in ugly rooms in DC makes me fell like I'm in charge of things as a voter.

FRC will be 100$ per share again
Probably take a month

>>54154305
>THE FINANCE COMMITTEE WILL COME TO ORDER
>YOU IN THE BACK, OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUELzyXqxgc

>>54154154
Oh how I yearn for the next capitulation dump

>>54154128
B8

>>54154228
Yes it’s you for not recognizing obvious piss take bait

>>54154237
That’s woody Allen

>>54154114
Better be anticipation buying into panic selling that's what I need cmon baby!

>>54154232
>by the USA
because some leftarded soviet-loving Jew said so? The bombing was conducted by the Russians after the pipeline had zero pressure for months, despite Germans begging Gazprom to pump some gas. After begging didn't work the counterparty took Gazprom to court. But Gazprom can't resume the flow anymore because of an oopsie that flacid Biden totally did - some Jew leftie told me so, right? BTW Watergate was bullshit and you know it too. That jew Hirsh was behind the spin.

>>54154087
We're gonna be dropping till like Monday or tuesday.

>>54153264