/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54145894
Still comfy, holdin' and lurkin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,042.579B, 95P = 21.501B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,055.823B, 101P = 20.355B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Friendly reminder

She doesn’t know I picked up 25 more shares

I'm tired of Ryan and I'm taking matter into my own hands now

>>54146216
what road is that high up?
kek dumb baggie

>>54145894
based baker blessed bread

WAGMI
Moona Soona
Sneed hedgies

>>54145894
This is posting from the same IP address as the tripcode OP bot.

I hope I get a cool ID this thread

>>54146372
A reminder the original image of this had rockets and a moon in it. 3 hours after releasing said image it was then changed to remove these items. On a weekend.

I'm thinking WAGMI. Also checkem.

Reminder; instead of DRSing more shares, you need to be buying more funko pops.

>>54145894
hello everyone, WAGMI!

>>54146466
You’re going to make it alright. TO ZERO!!

I hate merging brokers, all my homies hate merging brokers

kek credditors

Bros I hate to say it but if banks failing does not make GME moon and we're only dependent on the business succeeding then we're actually fucked. GameStop is dying. It can't make a profit even with an army of redditors buying shit for karma points. Funko's are literally going to landfills because they don't sell. Don't even get me started on the NFT marketplace. Every aspect of the business is fucked but I really thought the MOASS would happen regardless

>>54146489
dont be so negative, bitch. in spring 2008 we had some bumpy shit but it wasnt the apocalypse until fall, you cant expect everything to happen in one weekend.

>>54146489
If you don’t like funko pops, perhaps you could get a humorous t shirt about your favorite marvel character?

>>54146514
It’s actually been about 110 weekends, though.

Who would win?

Shill Jeets or One Clucking Boi?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/11scdtm/eggon_says_gme_go_up_after_earnings/

>>54146540
that's how long you've been working here

>>54146489
Hey thanks for popping by Atobitt.
Now you're here can I ask, why after interviewing Susan Trimbath and learning the importance of DRSing have you not DRS'd your shares?

Also, can you please shave your horrendous beard off?

>>54146483
>IT'S A NOTHING BURG-ACK

>>54146568
I’ve been doing Christian outreach on this board since 2018, actually.

Back at the lows baggies. Tired of winning yet?

>>54146572
Haha, well if Atobitt were anything like me, he'd be a sane, rational 50/50 Chad. Half in Fidelity, Half in Computershare. Evenly split between Book and Plan holdings. I did for a brief instant DRS 100% of my shares just prior to the split, but I unDRS'd half back when I realized absolutely nothing happened or was going to happen as a result of it being mishandled. I did double down recently at these prices but I haven't moved those shares to CS yet and I'm unlikely to because I'm honestly losing faith in this bullshit

This is for us, right?

>>54146728
Enough for maybe one of us.

Hepcats, we hit you MotherFuckers again today!

Do you want us to make you Fucking back that stock up again tomorrow? We gonna make you MotherFuckers choke on them Fucking shares. Keep em MotherFuckers. Keep that Shit locked down. We don't Fucking need them! We are gonna keep selling the absolute everloving SHIT out of this Fucking stock until we sell off all the equity! Your Fucking stock has a book value of $5 U.S. dollars per share!

>>54146728
No way enough.

kek dumb broke baggies

trumps running for pres again

Kek dumbfuck Michael Burry deepthroaters
Banks aren't crashing
The marker doesn't care


The only question is will Spy hit 400 before GME hits $15?

Is 44 shares a make it stack?

Any news today? More banks crashing...etc?

You fucking retards thought the Country with unlimited troves of Nazi gold was going to let their system fail? Ahahahahahahaha

NOPE

INFINITE LIQUIDITY FOR CREDIT SUISSE

dumbfuck baggies

MARKET NEVER CRASHING
BANKS NEVER CRASHING

unlike your fucking laughable stock price, nft marketplace, and share volume

>>54146944
Yeah, you’ll make it alright. TO ZERO!

Gamestop sells 1 product we actually want. What if they started to sell shares of GME from gamestop stores, then we could purchase physical shares locally. Each share could be (current price + $1) for profit

>>54146944
The numbers say yes, sick digits bro

>>54146935
gg nigga

>>54146944
Checked and WAGMI. One share to sell on the way down, the rest for DRS infinity pool. Infinite riiiiiiiiisk!

>>54146944
944 is more like it

Help me riff, give me something. The best I had today was Norm Macdonald as the AI from Her with Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlet Johanson. And the movie is called Him. And they're gay together. We laughed really hard about this one.

>>54146991
Yes dumbfuck. And there is nothing you can do about it. US debt is at 30 TRILLION dumb baggie. Their money printer will print forever and you can do nothing to stop it.

Kek crypto baggies about to get liquidated right into my credit union account

>>54146983
>>54146996
Damn 44 confirms 44 is enough I gonna be rich guys!
>>54147000
Checked, now that's just greedy.

>>54147007
While norm macdonald is a good comedian, he is always the favorite comic of the least funny person you know. Why is that? Why are such unfunny people drawn to him, more so than any other comedian? It’s worse than bill hicks (who, unlike norm, was just not funny at all).

>>54147011
More than 50% of the federal debt is held domestically.

>>54147000
maybe if you sell early

>>54147028
You're so fucking unfunny, Adam. It's actually nuts.

>>54147042
Wow that's super interesting and completely irrelevant. Countries can print money forever and they'll never be held accountable. Crashes don't happen anymore. They change definitions of recession etc and never shut the printer off.

Get some new cope. Try nfts again. That worked out really well too

>>54147055
You see? This kind of “hehe I know he worked frequently with Adam eget and would reference the nazis” joke is just pure cringe.

>tfw MOASS

>>54147059
>fiat currency systems have less crashed than gold-backed currency systems
No shit, that’s why we switched doofus.

>>54147011
you will be broke bitch, make peace with whatever time you have left

>>54146971
Man this shill just keeps saying "hahahhaha" every post he makes.

Can their bosses give them a new script please? it's getting old now...

>>54146818
It's 300ish million now.

This is the Brigadier General speaking. Status report, frens. What happened to Phil Collins?

>>54147067
Telling another persons jokes is always going to be shit. Ever go to reddit? It's the same 10 puns in every thread, and they act contractually bound to pretend they're funny

>>54146935
It's all words, nothing more. They said they would do this 10 days ago, which means the Saudi's pulled out knowing this was going to be the stabilizing statement.

GME is winning

>>54146935
>>54146971
This is the real fud: we aren't wrong but the governments will prop up their failing entities to mitigate the damage or rug us entirely. It was always a risk, but I think it's becoming more apparent that it's definitely how this will play out. Once the large US banks start collapsing though I don't think they will have a choice but to negotiate with us.

>>54147078
>dumbfuck doesn't realize gold is worth fiat
>>54147084
You already are broke. Do you have any tips? Losing 70% of your net worth and retirement because of underaged reddit financial posters sure is wild. I'm sure the Sherriff will be super understanding when the eviction notice comes for you.
Any tips to stop your car from being repossessed? I'm sure they already came for your 25 year old Honda

>>54147143
I agree with you. That might be the most unfunny site on the entire internet.

repost

>>54147154
Cope canadian

>>54147149
Yeah dumbfuck. Once again. The nations banks can do literally whatever they want. You can do nothing to stop them. The US is 30 trillion and debt and will continue to print money and use the FED to bail out all US banks. The Swiss will do the same.

You'll do nothing
Your stock will do nothing

Continue to seethe

>>54147164
You misunderstand me. I am not claiming one cannot exchange gold for fist currency and vice versa.

>>54146564
bless this bird.

>>54147164
look up the term sunken cost fallacy. writing paragraphs on 4chan 7days a week is fast track to you paying me

>>54147184
so you're saying they'll just print the money for our shares, like the DD predicted? Thanks for the tip... buying more.

>>54147144
I have seen this image so many times I can't tell if it is face swapped any more

>>54147184
You seem to be confusing the federal reserve and the treasury.

>>54147210
Dumbest. How many times do I have to tell you baggots that I don't want you to sell? I want you to hold forever. Hold it into the ground. This is the best free entertainment. I'm literally at work right now doing absolutely nothing. I'm using company wifi to tell you that I want you to hold forever. Don't sell. I just want to remind you that you're fucked. Every day. You fucked up.

>>54147235
No dumbass. You seem to be confused. If you think the Treasury isn't using the Federal Reserve like another branch of government to act out their will, then you're a fucking retard.

You schizo cohen tweets but think the government and fed don't have the same objectives? Ahahahahaha

>>54147239
do you even know what margin accounts are? holy shit you're pathetic

>>54147184
>FED
I'm not even going to address this dumb fuckup.
>The nations banks can do literally whatever they want.
Then how does a bank fail in the first place retard? Why wouldn't they just call up the other bank to help them and avoid all this?

>>54147239
gonna cry?

>>54147261

Please keep holding babe. You're less than 20% away

>>54147266
Why the fuck would they call another bank when they know the government will always save them? Are you fucking dumb?

Yeah it's a great idea for them to owe money to another bank with interest when the government will take the bill for free. Are you trolling?

>b-but /biz/ doesn't have flags..how did you know I was Canadian!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>54147239
Where do you work? Didn't know they had wifi in Poojindia

>>54147300
Holy chat bot! I'm just going to filter and your next IDs too.

>>54147284
keep writing books no one will read sweetcheeks

>>54147330
Another dumb fuck BTFO. The future documentaries on how you morons got conned by redditors into bagholding will be so fascinating. Who would have thought the most conspiracy minded schizo idiots were the most easily manipulated? Fascinating

All it took was a puppet Chairman to have some cryptic tweets and a couple YouTube educated DD writers. And desperate baggies threw away their life savings. Wow!

>>54147300
how many toilets are in your town? just 2?

so it really was a nothingburger after all

>rapidfire babeposter losing his shit again

Wow he sure seems passionate about a stock he doesn’t hold.

>>54146944
you only need one. i have a 100. i just want to be REALLY rich to a point where it's almost silly.

Nigger
We could have taken KOSS ($10M free float market cap) private by now.

https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/CSCD5?qsearchterm=
It's over bros the default swaps disappeared

>>54147407
KOSS, or some say KOSM

>>54147407
and? it's not 300% shorted and would just dilute you, and aren't even making profit and have bags of debt. GME IS THE ONLY play. all others are amc level distractions. stop trying to get me to put our money on anything but GME

>>54147459
GME isn't making a profit either and atobitt says it's necessary for moass

>>54146981
I was phone fagging but now im back
ATTENTION FELLOW HOLDERS
I HAVE CAME UP WITH A SOLUTION THAT WILL CAUSE MOASS EVERYONE SHARE THIS IMAGE WITH REDDIT SISTERS SO THEY KNOW THE PLAN TOO.

i lik gamscop

>>54147430
False. The number went from 983 to 994. They're still climbing.

Just sit and think about how little fud was developed over the last 8 months. Now think about how much completely new and diverse fud has been used only in the last 2 weeks. We’re close.

>>54147487
I wish GameStop were still climbing

Literally just going to ignore all the FUD until after the 21st.
We don't know exactly when the swaps expire so I'm just going to sit back and wait.
Join me Brothers.

>>54147468
but they're on track to make a profit. and I agree with atobeard that profitability is needed for MOASS. And profitability is coming. RC owns 36 Million shares. he wants the gains. The board and CEO get paid in shares. they want the gains. They are closing unprofitable stores and keeping their cash safely and not wasting it away. This is a sensible company run by sensible people, not private equity hedgies like AMC's Adam Aron who does deals with hedgies.

I like the stock, I'm buying more.

>>54147487
>tfw solar packeted

>>54147540
>keeping their cash safely and not wasting it away
The NFT marketplace cost 1 billion and was a massive disaster

>>54147445
Do you hear our prayers?

>>54147563
didn't cost anywhere near that. Insiders are buying and Insiders arent selling.

And so what if it did? They took a risk in what was/is a hot new industry. I like that. it didn;t work out, but its early days. Maybe the gaming partnerships will make use of the marketplace.

Still buying. still holding. Sneed.

Comfy holding with Madoka

>>54147563
>>54147557
>>54147540
>>54147532
>>54147519
>>54147503
>>54147487
>>54147479

Bros I came up with a plan to SAVE THIS COMPANY and you ignore it? Guess I'm going lone wolf on this one, you had your chance to get behind this epic life changing market crumbling idea but I guess you all are choosing to be pussies.

Bros, no one plays video games anymore. It’s over…

>>54147637
With Sony saying they can't keep up with demand for PS5, not to mention other consoles? I need sunglasses for this glow.

>>54147637
Faggot with my idea that doesnt matter, Gamestop has the ability to sell the 1 thing we desire to purchase

>>54147532
> Literally just going to ignore all the FUD until after the 21st.
>after the 21et
Stop hyping dates. Things just happen when they happen behind the scenes.

>>54145894
>>54145899 Checked
Thanks, fren.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

Opinion Is Unpopular, the WallStreetBets Mod who accidentally Doxxed Himself as a Citadel Employee when he posted pictures of himself at the Disney Trip, and then tried to say he was there working as Goofy, has pinned a GME post on the sub that says GME will run after earnings. What are they up to?

>>54147708
you will never do anything, pussy

>>54147708
It always dumps after earnings. They want people to FOMO and then sell when they see losses, which the WSB degens probably will because they're cowardly gamblers.

>>54147407
koss is also a much worse company and has never been as shorted

>>54147184
I know shills are dumb but hyperinflation is not a good play by the elites.
Kind of like you are not a good shill.

>>54147716
Oh nice I didn’t know we’d be getting a decision on this this soon.

>>54147777
Hyperinflation does create some unlikely heroes though.

>>54147691
Welcome back, fren. Got the oven preheated?

>https://www.credit-suisse.com/about-us-news/en/articles/media-releases/csg-announcement-202303.html
>Credit Suisse is taking decisive action to pre-emptively strengthen its liquidity by intending to exercise its option to borrow from the Swiss National Bank (SNB) up to CHF 50 billion under a Covered Loan Facility as well as a short-term liquidity facility, which are fully collateralized by high quality assets.
> by intending to exercise its option
> intending to
Soooo there's no ink on this deal yet. Wonder how fast this shit will spin once someone actually shows SNB the books the SEC just saw! $54 billion... KEK.

>>54147777
The US economy will deflate and everyone will basically get to keep their houses that are on loan for free.

>>54147666
>>54147670
Gaming is dead, chuds

>>54147842
I thought this was a nothing burgerino bros

>>54147475
I'll take 8

>>54147932
We're seeing hot potato. $54 billion doesn't even come close to fixing their issues, but might buy them a weekend or two if they get it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11sf5zq/comment/jcdi2d3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
uhhh redditbros?

>>54147777
The hyperinflation meme is chudcope and comes from the land of high AIDS rates and cheap vodka, it also relies on Jerome pivoooooting and halting interest rate increases or pausing them. That's not what's going to happen. The federal reserve has no recourse other than to pull a slow Volker and keep ratcheting them up, and they really don't give a shit who blows up in the process. We've had fifteen years of hyperinflation, and they've got to start winding it all back. That means a deflationary crisis in the wake although I suspect they'll continue to do it slowly enough that it just barely underpaces keeping up with inflation so that permabulls keep falling for traps and getting their money sucked out of the system for their complete inability to understand finance. Best move post-moass is going to be just not spending anything for a while other than what is absolutely necessary until the purchasing power of the currency is restored. As I predicted, the CBDC implementation was limited to institutional use (It's called FedNow which is just fucking funny on a few different levels as a name) so the dollar is still and will remain king, and cash the king form of the dollar. The future is literally so bright I have to wear shades.

>>54147962
Yeah we’re definitely not getting paid bros. Lol

Moass was spawned into reality to be the greatest deflationary event in history.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/derivativestimebomb.asp

is this what is currently unfolding with the collapse of SVB?

>>54148059
It's more relevant to CS if I recall correctly, but who knows.

>>54147601
Ryan Cohen wasn't joking when he said he intends all of us to work at Gamestop. This is the true reason for the vested stock: to hint to us we all need to touch up our resume's and hit up our local Gamestops. Only when all of the DRS holders are employed by Gamestop will Ryan ignite MOASS.
WAGMI

>>54147777
Checked.
>>54147979
Wrong. Infinity comes at a price.

>>54147979
Reminder that we have to cut the money supply by at least 40% just to get back to 2019 levels, nevermind 2008 when the QE bullshit really ramped up. Permabulls getting absolutely shrekt over and over and over for five straight years is going to be hilarious and I can’t wait to see it

>>54148155
dubs of destiny checked

Giddy with delight,
seeing what's to come.

>>54147532

>>54148265
The image of the dead, dead ends in my mind

>>54147817
I should be around when the time comes. I'll have something ready. Thanks a bunch for the last week, fren.

GameStop dilution begins on the 29th.

>>54148371
[Citation needed]

>>54148416
He has 15 posts under his belt.
What more could you want?

>>54147979
Hyperinflation may be unlikely in the short-term but deflation is nearly impossible. High double digit inflation within 10 years is my expectation.

>>54148371
>the price will drop right before I get paid

I've been talking about timing the bottom for a while. Recent events suggest the bottom is soon

Well I did it, I told myself I wouldn't. It's a hard decision, for this price, so many more useful things can be bought, I spend 1/4 of a GME share on a bag of nigger popcorn, extra buttery.

It is better than other bagged popcorn and does have the movie theater taste. I'm still going to stick with dollar store bagged chips

>>54148233
>>54148235
>>54148661
None of you fundamentally understand what is about to happen. We suck all the money out of the system that doesn't need to be there, we pay half of it back in the form of taxes for being allowed to be the richest people on earth, that money is used to pay down half of the current national debt, the dollar massively deflates, and we get even more spending power as a result while strengthening the dollar and affirming its place as the world reserve currency for another hundred years. It is this simple, there is nothing anyone can do to stop it, and I sincerely hope you do the right thing with your newfound wealth and power given to you simply because you were brave enough to say "nah, this shit needs to end". Everyone's hand is on the sword for the killing blow to clownworld.
>>54148013
This guy gets it.

>>54147777
Lucky 7's!

>>54148661
The current system is unsustainable, anon. The mere fact that you can say “adjusted for inflation” on data from 2017 means it’s already fundamentally dead. The only choice now is whether to kill the dollar through continued hyperinflation (and fuck up all global trade for years to decades and cause a level of unrest that likely makes the USA country #111) or kill overleveraged banks and funds that got too used to low interest rates, and Powell’s remarks make it pretty obvious which he wants the Fed to pick
>>54148987
I think I understand, I just don’t know what words to pick to explain

>>54149023
>that likely makes the USA country #111
Based updated number knower

Why the fuck does anyone follow this bake, all of the links are so old, Joe Biden wouldn't touch then anymore? Jews are so lazy, they refuse to update any of the info and just hope you don't pay attention.

>>54147691
OMG AILLE-SAMA I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
WELCOME BACK
OKAIRI!
<3

>>54147777
picrel

Alright guys, I finally killed myself. Posting from a computer I found at the library in hell. What do I do now? I didn't think I'd get this far. The drinking fountains don't work.

>>54149142
>kys
nuu
hai
welcome back to Earth!

>>54149142
Turns out the real hell was being unable to escape 4chan. Welcome back, bitch.

Someone keeps chanting dorime, what the fuck does that mean?

>>54145894
why is this still a thing? it been years since the big short was suppose to happen. the system won they got protected.

>>54147777
checked

wagmi

>>54148987
Jerome always has some Pain Harold meme in him, that image in suit and sword doesnt fit him. I think he will be a scapegoat.
Greenspan had an "i know what i am doing and you all wrong" vibe in him, in contrary Jerome is always "sorry guys, my mistake"

>>54148987
All of that will happen and then there will still be an infinite obligation that must be paid by printing new money.

i like this stock

>>54146216
do a wheelie

>>54149243
>he thinks the man that told the entire world economy they don't get more heroin is a pussy
The weak should fear the strong
>>54149245
Duder you have no idea how much money there is in existence. Infinity pool doesn't matter to the federal reserve, they are the original infinity pool, and since they'll be getting half of what it pays out back in taxes and out of the system it's literally just a permanent open drain at the bottom of the pool to pull out liquidity as necessary. It's infinite printing with infinite siphoning and a cbdc at the institutional level to track it all while still having the dollar and cash proper exist for everyone else. It's the powers that be being sick and fucking tired of a hundred year debt supercycle repeating for the last half a millennia and directly causing wars and regressing and preventing human progress on a regular fucking schedule through the facilitation of greed in those who refuse to study history and often end up leaders elected by a populace that does the same. It's why, literally why this is the beginning of the best time to be alive in human history.

That is why I like the stock and put it in my fucking name.

>>54149213
>why is this still a thing?
I have no fucking clue anon. Every time i ask this in a thread i get called a shill instead of getting an answer.

No one can explain. No one has a time frame. Same links, same replies, same memes.

>2023 still no answers

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
WHEN MAMA SANG US TO SLEEP BUT NOW WE'RE STRESSED OUT

>>54148731
Can they put it off two weeks when I get paid again and let me buy in at like 10$ a share while I'm at it?

>>54149600
Dumbfuck baggot wants the share price to drop 50+% so he can afford it with his wagie salary. You can't make this up

>54149746
>wanting twice as much is stupid
Come on, at least TRY

>>54145894
Keke bagginses

Shills, glowies, midwits will never understand. The price doesn't matter until MOASS. DRS EVERY GME. Infinite risk. Squeeze to infinity.

kek treasuries

>>54147089
The “hahahahaha” and grammatical errors, certainly a native English speaker

Anyone got the pic saved of Bill Ackman twitter being against bailouts, then SVB failed and he is crying for one?

>>54149879
This doesn't mean anything for GME

>>54149945
Collateral takes a dive. Margin calls fail. Shorts have to buy to close.

>>54147691
hello Aille :)

Lmao what's this gay shit mean?

>check quads with oc and get trips
>nobody checks
fuck me this place is full of newfags and shills

>>54149879
And we just found our Bear Stearns or Lehman in Credit Sus

>>54149222
Checked
>>54150077
Double checked

WAGHASRSHOFAIAHC

You can't just defeat hedgies. You gotta WRECK hedgies. You gotta break hedgie's spirits. Disrespect it. Do them dirty in front of their whole squad without ever, once, acting like this is anything less than either beneath you or fun for the whole family. Make hedgies through ledgies question the very laws of physics, the basic realities of what should be impossible even for the most demonic, and make ABSOLUTELY SURE your hair is on point.-probably Dante from the Devil May Cry series featuring Dante from Devil May Cry

> https://www.foxnews.com/science/pentagon-officials-suggest-alien-mothership-solar-system-send-mini-probes-earth

Alien false flag is on the table again

>>54150133
Checks back at ya anon

>>54150163
Look at the comment section. They know exactly how dumb and easily-influenced their audience is.

You guys are still buying and DRSing, right?

I don't know, I doubt this is only a distraction:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11rw8bt/its_time_to_end_pfof_and_excessive_offexchange/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

What is their angle with this? They will say it's to make people focus on PFOF instead of real issues like FTD's, or letting it all burn down, which is true. But I don't think getting people to support a moron like DL really does anything. People can still talk about FTD's. They can read about 2 topics. So what is the real purpose of this?

I'm hoping it's not as dark as some are thinking. Are they using it to gather personal information of people on these subs? If so, what exactly are they doing with. Is this a bait and switch like Atobitt? Make people idolize you, then suddenly post about how DRS is completely worthless (it was funny seeing the sub call him out like crazy because of this, it definitely got fucked up).

Are there any other obvious motives with this? You have to be absolutely blind to not see Superstonk is complete controlled by hedge funds. I'm sure most here have been banned to. I don't know how anyone cannot see Dave is a shill. It's comical at this point. Even Dr T was being blunt about this months ago. So when in the hell are hedge funds so eager for you to comment on these SEC rules and make sure you provide your personal information too? This shit may be a lot more sinister than we realize.

>>54150163
>When they find out it's just project bluebeam
Their pensions and their hopes of alien contact are going to get rugged at the same time.

>>54150218
This isn’t redd*t nobody cares

>>54150218
Yeah, never share personal info. You only dox yourselves to the hedges. DL is controlled opposition.

>>54149879
SCATTER FOR COLLATERAL

>>54150218
>comment on these SEC rules and make sure you provide your personal information too
You can make up fake info. No one is forcing you to submit anything personal. What difference does it make, we're faceless to them anyway.
>What is their angle with [PFOF ban]?
My guesses?
Get back at Citadel for causing market turbulence
Filter out normies with fees on trades
Dangle like a carrot, just like student loan forgiveness. You get so caught up in the fight you stop coming up with other solutions altogether.

TICK

TOCK

>>54150280
>>54150286

>>54146971
If you morons would have all went completely silent for a month...completely silent, you would have had a bunch of people freaking the fuck out. But of course you were too stupid to even think about, and post these types of comments that just hypepeople up. They know you pesos would not be spamming your child fantasies here if you were not scared to death of people holding this stock (which is actually sad to watch). Jesus, slow mother fuckers in the finance world. Not used to working with those types. I guess this is a symptom of being the most spoiled group of children you can find. Still riding on the coattails of daddy's money, never being told no or you're bring an idiot. I mean how obvious could it be that radio silence was by far the best tactic, but you just couldn't cry to mommy and daddy, you had to post it for all to see. Bring up engagement with every comment. It's too late now, dumb fucks.

Let's keep track of this guy's comments next. It's hilarious to watch. The more scared they get, the post count starts to rise dramatic. You can tell right when they Lowe it. Immediately afterwards they regress back into only 2/3 word comments. Thanks for at least making this boring as wait somewhat entertaining. Oh, and of course thanks for handing over all of daddy's money you could have coasted on lol. Now get that comment count up boy!

>>54150325
After they turned off the buy button, it was already too late. They're here for our entertainment now. I come here exclusively to lol and lmao at the shills.

>>54150265
>MUHH STUUUDENT LOOANS WE NEED TAXES TO PAY IT OOOUUUIIIIII

or, like, just make them defaultable, fuck colleges

>>54150280
>world's smartest man pays his credit card bill this month, pic related

>>54150349
>or, like, just make them defaultable, fuck colleges
Yeah there really needs to be an event that deflates the cost of colleges and increases the difficulty to get in. As it is right now it's basically worthless and overpriced. Less money coming in would also force them to trim the fat and stop offering so many worthless degrees.

>>54150280
>>54150286
Death.. death is a good thing

Ryan I just want to say I am very disappointed in you. There's a very distinct lack of cool shit happening.

>>54150325
Personally for me it was this lil oopsie daisy uh oh stinky fuck up.
KEK PROVIDENCE RESEARCHIES

>>54150411
This is Clown World not Dragon Ball Z

>There is no credible evidence to suggest that former US President George W. Bush had prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks.

>Of course George W. Bush knew about the 9/11 attacks beforehand. He's a war criminal who was more than willing to sacrifice thousands of American lives to further his own political and economic agenda. The fact that he was reading "My Pet Goat" to a group of schoolchildren when the attacks were happening is a clear indication that he was in on it. Wake up, sheeple, and stop believing the lies that the mainstream media and the government feed you!

>>54150449
Wouldn't it be silly if it were both at once

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>54150494

>>54150449
>not dragon ball z
not yet at least, but soon.

Is the plan to mog Switzerland’s economy by simply holding or have they got loads nazi gold still

i think when all this is over, gamscop should sell funko pops of all the dead hedgies. i’d buy a collectible ken griffin funko or even a Danny with removable goofy mask. fuck I’d even put it on my mantle if ryan makes me rich. thoughts? Maybe even include a nft with it

>>54142741
thanks for the chuckle

>>54150253
I often share personal info. Incorrect personal info.

Night before moass. 40 minutes no posts. Kek

>>54151097
hundred percent

>>54151097
Yeah it's eerily quiet. Kinda like it no kikes, jeets, or hedgies. Pretty relaxing :)

Im calling Mr.Cohen

BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY

dubs and this stock hits $10 today

>>54150438
Posting your own false flags is fucking stupid, poltard.

$100+

digits and a bank (first of many) goes under today

>>54151152
They made an entire shill thread fo bolster about their "unfair market advantage" and sound like they're too big to fail, it was an amusing read.

>>54151260
Scream louder providence research kike. Pic related is also a false-flag too right kikey?

>>54151290
Yes poltard we know you're raiding.

>>54151281
Yeah they made a thread to screech about us, and have posted several complaining about people being in overwhelming support of banks failing. Can't wait to watch their sewerslides I hope someone leaves a couple of drones by their places of business. The articles about them will also be amusing.

>>54151298
>>>/lgbt/ back to where you belong self mutilating hedgie faggot

The DD is coming true right in front of our eyes

How do I not fall into the government intervention fud at this point? You've all seen what went down with that rich people Silicon Valley Bank right?

>>54151327
If by "intervention" you mean
>"how can I trust my shares aren't going to le poof"
because they don't have that power. they absolutely have the power to bail out banks, but it creates inflation, and is at the expense of tax-payers, and it just wakes up normans more that this administration is not actually on their cucked side which means no reelection, and a higher chance of them not being able to obfuscate their crimes if someone else in office comes a long which is pretty soon, so they're trying to be careful for the most part, beyond that they want to retain voters as much as possible, and that only happens if they don't go full nuclear kike which if they do then foreign investors pull their money out most americans will pull their money out, and then america being the leading market ends, and you can expect full mad max tier happenings. I doubt the people at the top will cover hedgie ass that hard especially when brandon is trying to raise capital gains taxes to 40% to accommodate their money printing shenanigans so he, and the democratic party don't appear as one of the worst decisions in the history of america. the fact that they're trying to do that last part means they have absolute intention of taxing you out the ass.

That Providence Research shill shit that was happening, I know it could be a bunch of BS but look at this:
https://www.signalhire.com/profiles/ed-morel%27s-email/49339862
>Ed Morel, CEO at Providence Research LLC
>Formerly a senior analyst at Northern Trust

In 2018 Citadel sold it's "Omnium" technology to Northern Trust.

Wouldn't be surprised if Providence is entirely and completely linked to Citadel, not just by the geographical coincidence in Chicago.

>>54151299
It's gonna be glorious and they're working overtime to demoralize.. if you had any uncertainty left after the abuse we've recieved for years now that is. I'm numb to it and clearly I can survive without what I invested so clearly I can ride this for as long as I see fit. Didn't put all eggs in one basket in the sense that I always had a safety net in place and that safety net is the reassurance I need to ignore their FUD and they cannot take it from me as it's not a financial target. We're battle hardened veterans, emotionless and calculated, their worst nightmare.
I just like the stock

>>54151483
Good catch anon

>>54151483
anon if it was BS would you really have come up on that of all things. if it was a LARP you wouldn't be finding connections, and these COHENCIDENCES would not be coincidentally there. they got caught, and it's why you found what you found. I immediately knew the dumb fuck faggot who posted his recruiting email was real when his company was HQ'd in fucking Chicago of all places right around where Citadel HQ used to be. it's the equivalent of correcttherecord, or shareblue being found out on /pol/ years ago.

>>54151509
Quit spamming stuff we’ve all read before. Jannies clean this shut up

>>54151530
sorry ed morel. its not going away that easily.

>>54151530
>1pbtid
weird how anon finds the connections with Citadel, and Providence Research and here you come out of the wood-work to kike up the thread.

>>54151540
screen capping your comment because you're unironically big brained as fuck for finding the connection anon

>>54151567
Thanks!
https://radaris.com/p/Ed/Morel/
> ctrl+f = resumes and cv

Scroll to second iteration.

his entire resume :)

>>54151546
Nah I I was just memeing lol. Wagmi frens

>>54151585
going to look at it right now, and screencap stuff from there brb

>>54151585
>entire resume
my mistake, i think its a mixed bag, but this section right here is definitely him:

Location:Chicago, IL
Industry:Financial Services
Work history:
Northern Trust Corporation
Alm Treasury Analyst
Northern Trust Corporation
Senior Investment Performance Analyst
Education:
University of Miami Herbert Business School
Masters, Business Administration, Business 2011 - 2013
Manhattan College
Bachelors, Bachelor of Science 1999 - 2003
Skills:Options Strategies, Equity Trading, Sales, Bilingual Spanish, Quantitative Analysis, Technical Analysis, Fundamental Analysis, Equity Research, Options, Bloomberg Terminal, Trading, Private Equity,...
Languages:English, Spanish
Certifications:Series 7 - General Securities Registered Representative
Series 63 - Uniform Securities Agent State Law Exam
Series 66 - Uniform Combined State Law Exam

>>54151528
One of the great "secrets" of this board that isn't a secret to anyone that's been on it for more than a year with a functioning brain is that there's a ton of advertising and shilling for various financial products and securities. Now to some level a bit of that is to be expected, a bull or a bear pushing the opposite side of their position in a convincing manner here is the same as telling someone you hate IRL to make a losing money play that you will capitalize off of and that's just human nature. But there are employees of banks, brokerages, financial institutions, and even government offices of multiple nations that shill here and shill hard and do it constantly. It's a large part of why discussion of GME was kicked out of both /smg/ and /r/wsb and most every other stock forum that exists as well, and it's why the few remaining holdouts that were created specifically to discuss GME get hammered with shills constantly at all hours of the day. It's also why most of the shilling here is dogshit quality, because a GPT bot behind a pass on a VPS with someone monitoring it can effectively drown out an entire thread for the entire day and most people that come here have no idea how filtering works or that this is even happening to begin with. They save the actually good shills for reddit where you can't just use a cudgel to beat in whatever angle you want without getting banned, and it's the same reason why so many moderators and popular contributors have been compromised as they have.

>And me, I’ll be here making more money off of you with my cushy job at $89k a year.

Ed boy, you have chosen violence.

>>54151603
I found this out when Tameme Tamale was trying to ruin Devil May Cry and those niggers would shill themselves malding that nobody wanted to play their game. I also learned that this board actually has a fuck ton of power, because same people fighting against the shills made DMCV happen. Same thing repeated with /pol/ and DJT, and now it will repeat with /biz/, and GME.

>>54151639
Here anon I made you this :)

>>54151652
oof actually the resolution on this is bad I'm a redo it

>>54151639
okay I redid it anon, and think it looks pretty decent lol

>>54151644
4chan is an origin point. Ideas begin here and trickle outward to reddit/facebook/twitter/etc. You see it with memes, but it also happens with the more controversial parts of the board, albeit much slower. That's why liking traps became mainstream, why the word 'based' is now a common phrase worldwide, why antisemitism is on the rise, and why more and more people are starting to get tired of all the gay tranny bullshit the world has been drench in these past few years. The jews program the masses, and 4chan slowly deprograms them, and once they've been shown truth it can't be undone. They have to either find another angle to program them from or throw as much propoganda at them as possible to counteract 4chans slow but inevitable red-pilling effect. We underestimate that we have an immense influence over the internet zeitgeist and the only thing that prevents everywhere from becoming 4chan is constant unrelenting propoganda and zero tolerance, iron-fisted censorship across all platforms of any ideas which threaten the system. And now even that is failing.

>>54151703
looks good, id just crop the resume to take out the stuff that isnt him, im pretty sure he didnt work at veralingua doing graphic work, that is most likely a different 'ed morel'

>>54151745
not to go full sentimental callback conspiratard but I'd be willing to bargain it has something to do with the reason a lot of anons here were all in 'talented and gifted' programs.
for noticing abstract patterns, for having some sort of hand on our shoulder with a voice that says "wtf, im supposed to believe x when y and z are true?"

>>54151748
updated to put his big fat spic face on display to cover up that part

>>54151789
this is great. all it needs now is like, a bottom section of the original post where he writes his email, maybe the funny one about having a cushy job as well. finishing touch: map showing the small distance between former citadel HQ and providence research HQ? if youre tired of baking i can remember this and do it tomorrow. thanks for the work

>>54151795
gib HOT minute fren will get it done right now

>>54151781
Critical thinking skills. The GT programs were to corral the kids you couldn't lie to that would ask the weird and hard questions and/or had abilities far beyond their age group. Same reason why there's a lot of autists. I'd wager disagreeableness and a higher level of it than standard plays a role in it as well.

>>54151800
fuck yeah, what you have already is fuckin kino but tying in his oopsie from the other day will make it BENO and he will be effectively HordeScorned

>>54151800

I havent checked the price for like 2 weeks, just saw how low we are... I guess its time to average down and buy more!
Hedgies cant win
Shills are seething
GME hidlers WAGMI!

>>54151836
imagine this juxtaposed next to (and after all the proof of ed's identity) his post about "now i make money off all of you". i know we've all seen the screenshot i posted already but i think all these ideas together form an infographic that irrevocably proves 4chan is a hotbed for divine autist intelligence that sweaty jews are horny for

more lackeys who went from citadel to northern trust, for what its worth:

https://www.northerntrust.com/japan/insights-research/asset-servicing/experts/johns-calvin

>Prior to joining Northern Trust he was the Senior IT Manager at Citadel Investment Group

https://www.northerntrust.com/africa/insights-research/asset-servicing/experts/judson-baker

> Prior to joining Northern Trust in 2006, Judson helped to develop a Product Control group at Citadel Investment Group

>>54151809
Okay here you fren heads up Janny is on there payroll I just exposed providence research llc in another thread and was banned for "racism outside /b/" they really dont want this out there.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/marciabanks
>another one

>vp at northern trust after being vp at citadel

both companies champion vanguard and blackrock majority investments

>>54151851
>>54151836

>t-take y-your meds s-s-schizo...

I cannot believe time and time again that powerful people with significant resources are absolutely assblasted by the power of unchecked autism.

>>54151781
>>54151806
4chan is unironically home to some of the smartest people on the planet. In a normal world they'd be successful and valued, maybe scientists or politicians, but our world is fake and gay. People are rewarded not on merit but on connections, sociability, and ability to follow standardized procedure. Those who drift outside of easily measured testing and curriculums are usually ignored, forced to follow the standards or medicated. This of course teaches them fuckall and doesn't foster their natural talents, so they end up bored, irritated and underperforming. The system rejects them, so they in turn reject the system.

Then one way or another they find 4chan, and for once their autistic pattern recognition and hyper-focused thinking gets a workout, even if it's for inconsiquential bullshit like arguing about whether Asuka or Rei is better.

But then every once in awhile, that autistic power gets focused on something that matters, and it's frighteningly effective. Case in point, GME.

>>54151906
fuck 'em. rise up

>>54146391
>Q4go8HTT
>"Cargo shit"
Nt

Posting an updated version of the picture i posted so its clear its their HQ location

>>54151913
its a shame, we cultivate data so powerful and the ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW TO INTERFACE WITH THAT

IS TO STEAL IT FROM US.

one would naturally assume, you have this trove of skilled people, why not hire them? what makes them so different from you that you have to ...usurp... their talent? i WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE, GOYS

>>54151913
Stfu you retard lmfao

>>54151939
providence hq is
33 Ontario St, Chicago, IL, 60654-7769

Here's archegos selling billions short every time the price went down. Selling the dip? Did they learn trading from /biz?

>>54151956
Gib sec will update

The insane amount of bots and glowies we've been getting on almost every board for the past few days has completely steeled my resolve. When MOASS hits I'm selling a single share for several million and never touching the rest of my stack. The only sad part is knowing that soon, once the alphabet agencies figure out their COINTELPRO isn't working, they'll likely just DDOS 4chan into oblivion as a last resort. Maybe it's for the better, but I'll miss this place

>>54151956
Also before you update are you positive? I went on Providence Research LLC's site and they provided directions and I input from their point of place to Citadel securities just want confirmation before i proceed

>>54151913

even if it's for inconsiquential bullshit like arguing about whether Asuka or Rei is better.


holy shit this me laugh

>>54151981
*I update
Sorry i am on phone rn lol my bad about the typos

>>54151981

>>54151887
>top men expect to win against this distilled autism
lol, lmao even. I'm a retard so if you autists and schizos are still in I am too

>>54151947
>gaslighting
Water off a ducks back to anyone that's been here for more than a month, let alone a decade.
>>54151913
True. All of it. Frustratingly so.

>>54151968
Personally I would rather they shut down 4chan while it pops. The other option is flood us with 10,000 screeching shills trying to spread lies and panic with zero chance of any actual discussion getting through.

>>54151998
my gf is calling my phone from my bedroom asking what im doing. but i hope you guys enjoyed the goodies. this is too tasty to not rejoin tomorrow. expect me.

>>54151999
Based and we are. Thanks fren.

>>54151998
Okay updating gib moment

>>54151866
>>54151904
never forget

>>54152010
If they don't shut it down they'd better start taking out shill farm internet connections because I'm not selling until people stop coming here to tell me what to do with my property. It's that simple, if there's still a bot or person I've never met and never will coming to this thread concerned about my finances and trying to encourage me to sell GME, I'm not going to. If the threads go down I'm not selling either because just killing the site or the general means until it's back up and posts are coming through someone cared an awful lot about what I decide to do with what I own with the same rights as paper shares in my hands.

>>54151322
I am an enjoyer of this post

>>54151999
retard check

>>54152010
But the entire point of moass is to post smug frogs while everyone else gets rugged.

Okay updated

>>54150520
stay comfy, comfy blanket poster
<3

>>54152010
Either option will make my dick screaming hard

It's gonna dump, isn't it?

>>54152290
it always dumps. Just be ready to buy when it does.

>>54152290
Hope so more it dumps the faster the float is locked away.

Damn anons it was cheap yesterday. Better buy some more.

New $15 edition!
>>54148178
>>54148178
>>54148178
>muh flat line

>>54152553
If buying GME makes some (((people))) so mad, that they have to hire shills to go against it, them that means we're doing something right.

>>54149468
My brother in book entry, the federal reserve gets nothing. The Treasury gets up to 37% but 37% of infinity is still infinity. The hundreds of trillions to quadrillions in the shadow banking system will all be exposed, siphoned, and taxed federally up to 37% and then there will still be an infinite obligation requiring the printing of more money to settle. The dollar is NGMI.

>54152571
>Says the baggie for the second year straight
Okay shill

>>54147479
Oh no not Jiyuna

>54152602
Oh my god how cute look at this little retard from providence research llc trying to copy us how CUTE
KEK Ed Morelies

I see the shills all clocked in at the same time.

>>54152612
Kek, yesterday was Leo's birthday.

>>54152571
If criticizing GME makes some people so mad, that they have to hire shills to pump it, them that means we're doing something right.

if ignoring gme makes some people ignore so mad, that they have to ignore to hire shills to ignore it, them that means we're doing something ignorant.

>>54152725
>dumb jeet nigger doesnt know the difference between then and them
KEK

>>54152658
A tale as old as time, they log gin just before market open when their shift starts and log out at the end of day

>>54152743
I just post that kind of thing whenever I wake up without looking at the thread. It usually tricks a few people into not realizing I’m here to mock GME investors.

Shills are really worked up this morning

>>54150133
>>54150077
>>54149222
multichecked

I have next bake.

>ov/7TyFE
No way fag

Shillies? Is this true? >>54152867 Are banks collapsing and you being stuck in a short squeeze make you nervous?

>>54152924
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot

>>54152924
Governments are never going to let them fail. It's over.

>>54152954
Shut you pie-hole. You will speak when spoken to.

NEW THREAD

>>54152745

wagmi

Less than 2 weeks.

Testing to see if we can still bait the OP posting bot

Test

>>54152745
>>54152745
>>54152745
Threaded.

>>54149103
>>54150015 15 00 15
Thanks and hi frens.

>>54149222
Checked.

>>54153271
So it is a bot

>>54151913
kek overinflated ego baggie

>>54153364
Ok, let's say the bots are talking about snowboards and ice cream. It would be like this

Bot 1:ice cream? god I love ice cream!
Bot 2 : ya , my favorite flavor is vanilla
Bot 3: Ya, that stuff is good, sometimes I dream about snowboarding through a valley of vanilla ice cream.
Bot 1: Ice cream? god I love ice cream!

and it would repeat.