/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>54150657
The banks already had the net worth to cover you pea-brained fuck. It's just the useless inept dipshits running these banks thought it would be a good idea to lock up a significant portion of thier liquid assets into long term savings bonds. This will essentially be a loan and perhaps the fed will take the bonds. These institutions just need a good purge of management. They're probably filled with a bunch of useless diversity hires or something would be my guess. I've been seeing this shit all over in recent times.

>>54150657
>Pump another 2 trillion dollars into the fake and gay economy, finally killing the middle class 5ever
>The economy was saved
lol.

Banks bad = bullish
Banks good = bullish

I don't get it which is it

>sold all my stocks at the start of March to harvest losses
>have to wait 30 days or it doesn't count
I just need literally two more weeks then I can profit from the money printer... please Jerome...

>>54151872
can't you just buy a different stock than the one you sold

>>54150657
Yeah u were goong to hit le ceiling in May but this stuff, the trains and the storm will fuck u up

>>54151788
banks don't matter. everything is bullish for bitcoin.

>>54151459
>The banks already had the net worth to cover you pea-brained fuck.
thanks to their long term capital management strategy

And don't worry Americucks. Biden promised this wasn't going to come from taxes. Instead it would come from thin air! Congrats

>>54150657
>2 trillion
uhh but what about the inflation?

>>54150657
Was anyone in the thread about bots? It got deleted.

the entire war in iraq cost less then that
just to cover for banker oopsies

>>54152212
Interest rates going 10%+

i'm starting to wonder if this isn't a psyop
problem, reaction, solution

they want cbdcs and maybe something to do with ai, so they have the banks fail in such a way that the only solution will be replacing banks and bankers with cbdcs and ai

>>54150657
Fuck this gay earth there is no justice. Good goys get fucked by inflation, good goys get fucked by higher interest rates to combat inflation and then inflation returns with these gay fucking bailouts.

>>54152231
there are no bots on /biz/ you are just a schizo from /pol/ you should go back btw

Don't worry Americucks. Biden promise this wouldn't come from taxes either. Just from thin air

>>54152292
yeah, you would say that, if you were a bot

Remember when the word 'trillion' was never used in the context of money and people were awestruck when something was a few billion?

I want off this timeline

Pump up the bank
Pump it up
While your fiat is slumping
And the bank is dumping
Look ahead, the crowd is runnin'
Pump it up a little more
Stop the run from goin' on the banks floor
See, cause that's where the fiats at
And you'd find out if you do that

>>54152292
We’re screwed aren’t we

>>54150657
I mean jpm said could so it's not a certainty right?

>>54150657
happeningcels in suicide watch

>>54152265
>i'm starting to wonder if this isn't a psyop
you think?

>>54152654
reddit

>>54150657
Imagine if drumpf was in charge? He'd probably blame it on Obama. Dumb orange fool doesn't even realise it was his own goddamn fault

>>54150657
>get unlimited monies
if i were the banks i would do even more riskier shit!

>>54152439

>>54150657
faith in the system = restored

>>54152881
how do I delete that comment?

>>54152439
nice

>>54150657
wouldn't the price of the dollar collapse under such liquidity?

yaaaay bailouts for everyone!

>>54152700
Yo Lil Donnie!

>>54150657
Fucking TARP bailouts all over again.
Fuck congress
Fuck the Eurofags
Fuck the Chinese
Fuck socializing risk

Fuck the Africans too, because they aren't doing anything anyway.

GASGASGAS
IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS TONIGHT
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YEAHYEAHYEAH

>>54152200
Yep, taxpayers won't pay for it through taxes, they'll pay for it with higher prices.
>Inflation is Theft

>>54152231
We aren't allowed to speak about problematic things that don't exist anon.

>>54151788
>biz says it's good = it's actually a nightmare
>biz says it's bad = it's very good
simpleas

>>54152338
I laugh so hard when I watch someone replying with trannyjacks to a bot over and over, they should spam the pol threads even more

>>54151788
whatever path pumps our bags = good

>>54152439
GET THE BACKSTOP, GIVE MORE SO I
CAN MAKE MY PAY
MAKE MY PAY

>>54152700
>3 years later usefull idiots are still blaming orange man for their failures

>>54150657
Yes let's throw more fake and gay money to fix a problem that needs real work and not monopoly money tier economics haha everything is fine. Remember your money is so safe not in your personal control haha

How did they manage to pull this one legally?

>compare last years awards to this years

>>54152123
Which was:
>get the government to give you free money when the liabilities become too much
>the goys at the bottom get nothing and can't challenge you legally because no money
>they suffer the full consequences of their loan defaults
>also no liquidity to buy bread because cash runs

This is WORSE than a ponzi scheme.
This is just a blatant protection racket now.

>>54152265
I think they're just retarded

>>54153145
Time for you to leave

>>54152439
>t. Bankotronic

I wonder what the point of discretion was for all of these.

It's quite clear regardless that they knew this was coming as early as 2020 (though somewhat predictable given covid).

>>54152200
Everyone pays for inflationary monetary policy europoor kek, guess they never taught you that in eurocuck land eh?

Covid and the jabs were an attempt to kill as many plebs as possible without triggering authorities, wasn't it?
They knew this was coming.

Explains why only now people are dropping like flies and getting real sick.

>>54150657

You do realise don't you anon every time these banks get a bailout it is you, your family, friends, future family, etc that are the bag holders for these cucks? Enjoy your runaway inflation, or $15.00 gas prices, keep on supporting the adults.

>>54150657
2 more weeks and banks will collapse

>>54154381
Anon, the two weeks just passed.. the banks are collapsing, but are being held by flimsy strings with bail-outs. There is no such thing as an eternal bull run. Everything has an action and an equal opposite reaction. We’ve just started. All I can hope for is to see the streets painted red with the bankers blood. Enjoy your Pyrrhic victory, faggot. We will all have fun in the future!

>>54154381
>>54154518
The banks collapsed in 2008.
Everything since 2008 has been a mere simulated economy.
A complete farce and heist.

>>54154518
>Enjoy your Pyrrhic victory, faggot.
There are no victories here.
Just death.

>>54150657
thats only like what? 8% increase to the already 26trillion?

>>54150657
so they have 2 trillion extra that doesn't have to be used to plug the hole?
or is this money going straight to the hole

also 2 trillion? that's way worse than they reported so far

>>54152265
The real conspiracy is there’s no conspiracy and people are just retarded. I dunno if sometimes you feel like you’re still a kid or out of your depth, then realize all the higher ups at these banks occasionally feel like that too. I’m amazed modern society just keeps chugging along.

>>54155131
Who cares, it's just meaningless numbers at this stage.
A lot of this doesn't even affect inflation, even though it should.

What impacts inflation is the management decisions of agricultural producers, miners and retail.
The finance industry is way more irrelevant than people think now.

Why? Because the government keeps plugging holes up. So the circuitry of money between banks and actual price-setters in the economy is becoming more and more irrelevant. This effectively makes these price-setters act almost like financial institutions instead. Banks don't realise it, but their loans are losing their power. Soon even their capital investments will actually just be mere cash flows. It is cash flow with human incentive and human instrumentation that matters. Not mere cash flows, which is just bloat in the economy that is becoming ignorable.

>>54152266

Powell here. Our interest rate hikes hit the wrong target. Shot our banks in the foot! We will aim better next time, middle class. You still need to lose your WFH job for inflation to come down.

>>54150657
they can ratchet interest rates up as high as they want but are still handing out free money

>>54152306
Remind me foreign Chad, what is the world reserve currency?

Your along for the ride too.

>>54152707
the only requirement on banks is positive yield. Doesnt matter risk or how low yield, as long as at some point it goes positive, they have access to infinite money

>>54150657
>injected
more like handouts on taxpayers dime but those well armed proud Americans, although heavily armed, wil just bend over and take it no lube because theyve got their kikeflix

>>54150657
Kek. This is the financial version of jenga. Just keep stacking that tower till she comes tumbling down goys.

>>54150657
Extremely bullish for gold, I guess no more cheapies.

>>54156457
The petrodollar has been dead for months. As soon as the Saudis refused to deal in it.

>>54155131
>also 2 trillion? that's way worse than they reported so far
Obviously there'll have be a few... >"service..."
>"charges..."
distributing that 2 billy, er... I mean... trilly bucks

>>54152439
Worth it

>NOOOOOO 10K STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS IS GOMMUNISM THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR TO EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T BENEFIT!!!!!
>*brrrs 2 trillion for banks and billionaires*
The fiscal conservative, ladies and gentlemen

>>54157626
>The fiscal conservative, ladies and gentlemen
It was Biden brony who just pomped their ballzacks