/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54142480
move to prague lads

first for der ewige krabbe

NIGGER stop posting early

Luxembourg is such bullshit. Fuckers don't even have an airport.

Imagine betting against USA

A CHINESE JOE BIDEN GLOWIE SETPOINT JUST HEEMED MY OPTIONS OVER MY HOUSE NOT A SCHIZO BTW

Early tranny thread, fitting

>everything but used cars went up
>"Guys inflation is neutral!"
This has to be the most tweaked CPI in existence

>>54142480
Lol NYC is such a shithole

Reminder that you may be hooked

I checked and the thread wasn"t early

I'm so fucking tired of the Nasdaq rallying. Unironically what's it going to take for this shit to finally sell off?

Thank you to that last anon who posted that nice informative graph on WING and chicken wing prices being so low.

Does anyone actually care about WING?
Do any of you eat there?

I can't bring myself to short a restaurant I've never tasted myself.

>>54142480
>Bank stocks plummet

>Consumer and communication stocks moon

The fuck kind of logic is that? Everything deserves to crash for this retarded clown market.

>>54142549
OVER
1
0
0
0
POINTS

Cassandra predicted this

goddammit AMZN, just fucking dump down already, why won't you die!?!?

>https://www.bizjournals.com/seattle/news/2023/03/14/judge-amazon-lawsuit-washington-dropped.html

>>54142578
It kinda suggests that people can thrive without banks and loans, which is quite worrisome. I wouldn't want to live in a world like that.

>>54142571
https://voca.ro/122jXljMWeid

Here's me talking for 90 seconds about why I care about WING as a short

And I've tasted it and it's good for people who are wing autists, takeout, fatties, etc. but not good for sit and dine with friends with beers like BWW is

>>54142501
Excellent choice, anon.
>>54142535
most tweaked so far*

>>54142560
>>54142578
Basically the bull thesis is:
1. Banks are having liquidity problems but somehow this is not due to fundamental insolvency which would cause an actual recession
2. The fed will freeze or even lower interest rates in order to protect banks by increasing the value of their bonds, and that lower interest rate will benefit speculative investment in tech.

So the question is, are the computer fags right, are banks fine but the fed going to undermine their own attempts to curtail inflation to protect them regardless? Probably fucking not.

Fellow investors I recommend you continue to DCA into the S&P 500 and NASDAQ-100. The banking system has been saved by Joseph R. Biden and he will not allow the economy to crash.

>>54142571
wingstop is top tier chicken tenders and sauces. dont care for the fries though, too much sugar. its always busy when i go.

Once all the shills get replaced with AIs do you think the glowies and tankies will too? Obviously the schizos will remain here forever, but I feel like that's just poetic justice.

>>54142578
Coal mine and canary. There is no way markets trend bullish from here. It's kangaroo crab at best.

Good things are coming.

>https://www.fool.com/investing/2023/03/14/why-amazon-stock-climbed-today/

>fucking satellite internet services from amazon

ain't no fucking way that shit will work out. Investors pumping into it got no idea how unsustainable a lot of their projects have been.

>>54142642
>fries
>too much sugar
U wot

There is no way we dump tomorrow

>The key take away from the reporting about the celebrity CEO's desire to have everyone in the world with a brain or chip implant is that "US" regulators wouldn't allow him to test it on humans. Countries dependent on his largesse and jobs and those countries where he can throw a bunch of money around and get some test subjects, are not quite so picky about the safety of their residents. (Elon Musk/Neuralink)
My bet is on Mexico

>>54142642
What the fuck? Who goes to a chicken wing restaurant to just get the chicken tenders

>>54142578
Looks like big tech is taking over banking. As it should be. AI will manage this shitshow better than retarded bankers that don't understand shit about what they're doing.
Long TQQQ.

>>54142630
It's tough to be bullish =/= I'm bearish

I've decided. It is systemic. I'm planting my flag. See you in the soup lines

>>54142701
Anon they know exactly what they are doing.
You will own nothing, you will be happy

>>54142656
Blue Origin is a laughingstock, almost as bad as Virgin Galactic. And if they're going with oldspace rockets like ULA, they're going to bleed red.

>>54142653

>Gillian posting

Goddamn she aging like wine tho.

>>54142726
>I'm planting my flag.
Post portfolio or I'll call you a balless coward.

>>54142738
>Have you read my book, anon?

i shorted tesla but didnt sell before close . how fucked i am?

>>54142726
We're actually going to be over at the restaurant booth, but go ahead.
>>54142738
FREEZE, ANON.

Uhh.......
UUUUHHHHHHH.........
Bros?

>>54142560
I really don't get it either, its not helping with shit like inflation and interest going up again

I wonder if BOIL anons who expect recovery to higher levels understand what volatility decay is and how is this kangaroo market beheeming them

>>54142617

>>54142780
Relevant Friday, irrelevant as of Monday.

>>54142780
What are we looking at here? That's a huge drop.

>>54142730
How goes the rocket business, Mr. Musk?
Actually, nevermind. Starlink kinda sorta works already.

>>54142818
is that from todya

>>54142695
luv me tendies

>>54142818
Considering he's getting V2 Starlinks up with Falcon, yeah, Kuiper's dead in the water.

>>54142797
did u like my vocaroo

also chatGPT cannot even into chicken wing price trends (it's actually going down, way down)

Made 650k in stocks in 2020, have lost 700k since then

Im down 50k in 2 years, any pink wojaks for this feel?

>>54142730
>>54142818
Musk is still the only one to get a space company to actually become functional and not exist solely as a spin off for monopolies like ULA. Blue origin and virgin cant even get to space reliably.

>banks are fine
>the fed has to pivot because of the banking crisis

>>54142617
So basically it's like a peak cyclical and might see earnings compress once they stop killing chickens and let them lay more eggs.
Got it.

I bring up quality because I thought chipotle was kind of retarded at $300 years back, but people keep eating there and it's expended to the point where it eventually grew into that valuation. WING is seeing pretty strong revenue growth so as long as people like it and they keep scaling, the same could happen here.

I don't know though. I'm no expert when it comes to restaurants. It's all the same goyslop to me.
Guess I've gotta drive an hour to the nearest wingstop to confirm this thesis. Maybe if I wait long enough some asian grandma will throw down 500k to open a franchise near me.

>>54142868
AI generated fud from both sides

>>54142756
good lord shes still beautiful

>>54142868
That's the bull thesis yes. That the fed is going to overreact to a problem they already solved on sunday

>>54142868
>banks are fine assuming the Fed pivots to avoid a crisis

>>54142860

>>54142888
Both of those statements are from the same side.

>>54142806
banks bought bonds at 0% yield thinking they'd only go up in value.
but now they have to sell them at a loss to maintain operations

>>54142870
Chipotle' stock (CMG) still had the potential to grow into the valuation it had because it was trading at a far higher EV than WING is right now. In other words, WING has insanely high amounts of Debt relative to their earnings to become another CMG Chipotle story.

WING's revenue growth is a result of their same-store-sales figures that are unsustainable because WING is a franchiser.

Also yes go to a WING franchise opened by a Taiwanese grandma, that's the exact one near my place

>>54142895

>>54142642
>tenders
What about the actual wings? Too expensive?

>>54142912
Not just any bonds, fucking 10 year bonds. At least SVB did. So no waiting a few months to get your return back

>>54142945
Why would you buy food that's half inedible bone?

Is fundamental analysis a meme? Are good companies outdated?

>>54142756
>>54142942
would

>>54142560
Tech bottomed before everything else. Literally priced in months ago.

>>54142896
>>54142900
Sounds like a lot of hopium is required to hold that thought.

>>54142945
If you are buying chicken, you should always just buy a whole chicken and learn how to prep it. You get a lot more bang for your buck and delicious chicken broth from the bones

>>54142852
yeah nice job, it's not the first time i've seen you post them. i don't think the supply chains suddenly got better at processing wings, it was a consumer revolt when they were getting charged $2 per. so if people's tastes haven't changed and they want to keep eating wings, eventually prices are going back up.

the PDF on this page is where it shows chicken wing (among other livestock ,dairy, and poultry) prices

https://www.ers.usda.gov/publications/pub-details/?pubid=105644

>>54142983
>Are good companies outdated?
Wouldn't that question be a part of fundamental analysis?

>>54142977
>half inedible bone
Because the other half is Sneed oil soaked chicken skin fried to a delicious (and cancerous) crisp. Tendies are a kiddo classic

>>54142983
>Is fundamental analysis a meme?
It is in times of rock bottom credit rates. It won't be a meme in the next few years.

>>54142738

>>54142995
Correct. But then, the entire US tech market is held up by hopium. What else could keep tech companies that already dominate their market space at 30-100 p/e?

>>54143030
Holy shit buddy look at cattle computer

>>54143069
>the entire US tech market is held up by hopium
Add the entire us financial sector too

I think we keep dumping tomorrow. OPEX will either gap down or up then make a big move in the opposite direction. SPX is going down to about 3800 tomorrow maybe a bit lower. Just remember you heard it here first.

>>54142942

>>54142983
Making profits and having no debt were both bearish in ZIRP. If Powell doesn't pussy out then low debt profitable companies might make a comeback.

>>54143092
>Just remember you heard it here first.
Digits don't check

>>54143104
>low debt profitable companies
Got any names?

>>54142578
Obviously it's a rotation. Not rocket science. First you rotate out of banks, then you rotate into things that don't get heemed by dead banks.

>>54143092
Based Vintage cage schizo.

>>54143100
yeah she's pretty lucky

>>54143092
I went long on oil anon . Leveraged to the tits

>>54143147
Everything gets heemed by dead banks.

>>54143073
>Live cattle: Butchered
>Feeder cattle: Starved

>>54142860
Tell me where the market will go in the next week so I can inverse you

>>54142868
Bullshits are walking contradictions

What was it like working in the tech sector from mid 90s to around 2014 or so? I really think we cant have another bullrun until there is some sector with big excitement and there is none on horizon so its all crumbling and AI is just hopium. Just blows the mind to think you could've been master of the world swinging your big dick around government agencies from 2004 to 2013 shilling some dumb phone app technology that does nothing meaningful like twitter in 2007. Shitcoin snake oil salesmen made hundreds of millions like charles and cardano shooting the shit in congress to sell his worthless garbage and before that he was just a leech on ethereum foundation and that foundation was just another autist circlejerk selling garbage to dumb bankers around the world. Who are you going to even fleece your garbage project to in this environment now?

Literally never seen something more Jewish than today

>vix acting like its the apocalypse
>nasdaq putting its hands over its eyes

>>54143167
That's where you're dead wrong, banklet.
Oops, I said too much.

>>54143147
>Banks are going tits up
>time to rotate into tech
>whoops we forgot the banks have tech's money.

>>54143167
>Everything gets heemed

How much worse is it going to get? The shadow realm is not a nice place at all.

>>54143201
Arguably the FAGMANs got all their heeming out of the way last year.

I can't tell if the perma bulls itt are trolling or not

>>54143120
you're right I forgot these sorry

>>54143167
What about gold bars?

>>54143209

>>54143206
>banklet
HEEMED

>>54143167
Everything except living banks.

I trust the big banks. Not because they are good, but rather because they are tenacious scumbags that will always thrive from the demise of their peers.

>>54143188
I have a theory tech is like white collar manufacturing and will eventually bleed away jobs. Maybe not from offshoring but the industry being oversaturated which has arguably been the case since the early 2010s. I don't see tech stocks going to zero just specifically tech jobs dying off like manufacturing in the 70s.

>>54142977
>>54143043
>Bone
>Inedible
Mate you strip the bones clean, roast them, and chop it in half. Add some oil and veggies and you have the basis of an excellent stew.
You shouldn't be eating (((seed oils))) or fried chicken anyways. A whole chicken is like $10-15 depending on where you are, you butcher it properly and you have like a week's worth of food

>>54143250
Offshoring and automation are bullish for stocks.

>>54143252
Seed oil fearmongering is peak midwit

>>54143250
My problem with tech is that a lot of it seems kind of worthless. I want more research into biotech, which would seem like a good choice with aging populations. You know, life extension tech and such.

I don't feel good

>>54143252
And depending on where you are it's not $10-15 but rather $40-50, and at that price it gets you 3 meals' worth of meat, not a week's worth of food.
You should be double-frying your own chicken in a batter heavy on eggs, after marinating it in a chili, sugar, ginger and onions sauce anyway.

>>54143291
Post hair and waist line

>>54143291
t. witless

>>54143277
True, but my point is the days of doing nothing for 100k because you have a CS degree are going away for good.
Just like manufacturing people will notice those high paying jobs are gone when it's too late. Dunno what will replace it though, AI will probably create new jobs we can't imagine yet.

>>54143322
>>54143326
Can't wait to learn about the next nutritional nightmare you guys are spoonfed by youtubers and online journalists

NVDA got no business being up this high

>>54143344
Again post hair and waste line

>>54142638
>and that lower interest rate will benefit speculative investment in tech.

Please God, no. No more of this stupid bullshit.

At least when countries like China inflate their currency they get cool shit like bridges, bullet trains, nice airports, and productive factories. While in the US we get fucking worthless scam tech start-ups that contribute nothing, ESG investment garbage that is also equally as worthless, and dumb tech-adjacent bullshit like free transition surgeries. I'm so sick of fucking sick of tech and I'm so fuckin sick of this stupid fucking country.

>>54143291
Sorry anon, I shan't be poisoning my body with xenoestrogens

>>54143344
Next big thing is that eggs cause cancer.
Calling it now.

Today sucked. Took the day off work. Things to do. Part of which involved taking my Wife to a dental appointment. (they didn't want her to drive post work). Get to the place. The procedure involved use of knock out gas. Supposedly they offered this service. Guess what?. No they don't. We were pissed. Her regular dentist recommended them cause they offered it. So yay spent afternoon calling other dentists in area till finally found one who has it. Still it sucks. If this new place tries to fuck around I'm just gonna tell them and my Wife to suck it up and just do what they gotta do and damn the pain. 3 dentist office visits trying to get shat sorted out. (2 plus this one upcoming). Gets tiring.

>>54142756
How does one find a wife that will age like this? I've inherited my male line's ability to look young and would like a wife that could match me.
>t. 33yo that gets confused for sub-21 still

>was the first person to mention WING was a short
>/smg/ still talks about it daily
>it's been my least successful short this quarter
you guys give me hope, but god damn has this been a slow burn.

>>54143292
That's the worst part, I think part of the reason so many stocks go up or down in spite of fundamentals is because so much of the market is tech which is built off of speculation

>>54142578
idiots think that dropping rates are a buy signal for tech stocks. the stock market is made up of the dumbest motherfuckers in all of the capital markets except crypto. literally every market is smarter than stock traders: real estate, bonds, commodities, currencies - they are all smarter than the retarded frat bro's trading stocks

all of the smart people are in currencies, derivatives, and to a lesser extent, commodities

>>54143378
>WBD
Was that from the T split?

>>54142480
I woke up late and got scared and sold my 17th calls at a loss and lost more on puts and I called today being up from yesterday.

Then I'm gonna be pissed I didn't get longer puts by next week.

>>54143405
>idiots think that dropping rates are a buy signal for tech stocks.
Maybe it's algos?

>>54143405
It's not gonna go up again tomorrow it's up since Monday it's gonna fall into friday.

>>54143291
>gets asked to post hair and waistline
>replies "ACK!"
Nice try Chaim

>>54143344
t. fed

Love numbeo, great site

>>54143470
t.starved

>>54143378
They numb you up really well. Tell your wife to suck it up. I've been awake for oral surgery, it's not that bad. My grandma didn't get knocked out for a procedure where she had 5 implant posts installed and needed 25+ stitches after it. It's not like they just hold you down and start cutting and drilling. The bone numbing hurts like hell for a second tbf, but does she even need that?

>>54143405
>all of the smart people are in currencies

For every George Soros in the currency markets, there are 30 pajeet gamblers who blow out their account on the Forex margin requirements. Forex is marketed almost exclusively to trading newbs and pajeets for a reason. I 100% agree though that tech is even dumber than Forex at this point- and not just a little bit, but by a long shot. I will basically admire anybody at this point who doesnt just YOLO all their savings into dumb bullshit like RBLX or SKYT at this point.

>>54143405
I'm smart enough to know I'd go broke in forex and commodities.

>>54143405
>he doesn't know tech is a long duration asset
just stop posting

>>54143393
Let me try all the flavors first nigga

>>54143506
>just two more weeks until my obvious scam starts becoming profitable!

How long have you retards been saying this now? Since like 2014?

>>54143406
No. I waited till the stock was 11ish before I bought it. If I waited a bit longer I could've had it for 8-9 but oh well.

Is there a mono/oligopoly for life saving medicines besides insulin?

>>54143526
Don't reply to me with your niggery opinion

>>54143479
Trying to stay lean will keep you like 10-20 lbs of muscle skinnier depending on size.

I can imagine only the largest roiders being lean and remotely intimidating, ever see a lean person hit a bag?

>>54143291
You sound vaccinated.

What's your heaviest bag /smg/? Mine's BOIL at $9. Been holding this sucker for months now.

>>54143581
Always has and always will be TBLT
>Purchase Price: $97

>>54142868
Basically this is the result of 15 years of QE and low interests rates. They can't blame this on dumb shit like the supply chain. Its a direct result of the crazy QE world

We're gonna dump Friday because nobody is gonna wanna risk hiding this shit over the weekend

>>54143581
GD @ 230

>>54143387
Hapa girl

>>54143581
I got $10,000 in VNQ but most of it I got recently

>>54143483
Funny thing is she's been through worse than what she's going in for. She's had teeth extracted and went through that process without much other than regular numbing. She's a former smoker plus genetic dice roll didn't work in her favor when it came to teeth health. But hell I can't knock that. I drew the short straw when it came to hair so yeah. (bald)

How did the bobros do today?

>>54143581
I timed the top for my country

>>54143506
>>he doesn't know tech is a long duration asset
ah yes, an inverted yield curve is the perfect time to buy tech stocks because the 30Y treasury went down! you're about to get a fucking education in the coming months my dark-skinned friend

>>54143605
Anyone have that graph of people making more by buying only at the end on Fridays?
>>54142942
>Scully: "God, I want to fuck Mulder."
>Mulder: "God, I hope Scully read my folder on vampires."

>>54143581
Took profits on all my puts on Monday. Today I opened up a smaller new long put going short on motherfucking Australia (etf ticker EWA) and while the price action moved perfectly in my direction, the fucking options got IV crushed like almost immediately after I bought them. I'm only in the red like $60 on this one, but now I'm basically riding it out until it at least breaks even. No point in cutting my losses if its moving in my direction. Fuck you, Australia, eat shit.

>>54143675
I'm telling you how it is, i'm not talking my book retard

>>54143595
the fuck is the story behind this kneepad provider? I see 8k price per share on listing and now it's 1.86 kek.

>>54143607
>>54143627
Also how you anons talked yourselves into holding instead of cutting your losses?

>>54143581
BOIL is my *only* bag, I've got everything I've got in anything in it.

>>54143678
Remember that one episode with the vampires that had the kid from The Big Green on it?

What is the chance of deflation and 1y CDs outperforming? They're at 4.5% now

Reminder, the Fed has one mandate, to pump stocks. G-d bless America and Joseph R. Biden's amazing economy, all humans will make it. Bobo faggots aren't human and will never make it.

>>54143723
It's a small bag (12 shares) and it's a glownigger company.

>he sold

>>54143209
Depends what you're holding. FRC preferreds will probably get redeemed at par.

this market is such a tease, just open -30% and be over with it already so we can hit a new boom market

why do they insist on drawing out this bear market for years?

How many bepis?

>>54143581
I bought the top of banks in 2021.

>>54143766
Did a bird unironically make a nest of old junky needles?

>>54143622
I'll need to go looking on the coasts for that...

>>54143723
>Also how you anons talked yourselves into holding instead of cutting your losses?

>IV crush technically doesn't count as a loss if the underlying moves in your direction :)

It helps me cope.

>>54143767
6000 Bepsis* for every american
*Bepsi is discarded Pepsi that was rejected in the factory due to large traces of mexican blood.

>>54143723
I'm a boglehead. I never sell because I hold an index. The philosophy is that you can't time the market and just end up fucking yourself over

>>54143767
50

>>54143815
I needs to be 50 but he'll cuck and do 25 or even 0

>>54143710
falling yields in this environment means recession, idiot. it's not a buy signal for tech stocks. you dont know where you are in the business cycle, do you

>>54143405
Everybody knows tech is where the gains are... your NVDA bro?

>>54142930
>WING has insanely high amounts of Debt
what are they using this debt for? paying dividends? not sure what that $458.5m debt payment will look like in 2027

Hahahaha bears are so fucked

>>54143723
It's not really that much money. A week ago my S&P bags were heavier.

>>54143834
I told you to stop posting you stupid nigger, don't reply to me again.

>>54143834
Markets are forward looking, the recession happened in 2022. You greedy bobo fags didn't buy the generational 3500 bottom.

>>54143766
>Bear market

Because we are ackshually not in one, Chud. According to snopes.com, a bear market is defined as being 20% down from ATH. Last time I checked, the S&P was doing just fine.

>>54143834
>you dont know where you are in the business cycle,
Do you? Commodities took a hit today and PPI was cooling.

>>54143085
Everything not farming and military equipment is being held up by hopeium.

>>54143901
Lets go farming reits

>>54143871
The real bear market doesn't start until we hold under the 200 week moving average. That's also when you "don't time the market" retards should start buying. It's really dumb to just ride the market down into a recession and hope you're back above water in a few years.

>>54143901
Bullish for my MIC bags.

Credit QUIsse?

>>54143880
What a coincidence. PPI suddenly cools, just as the government is doing everything it can to ensure that the market is being propped up artificially?

My thesis remains the same. The better things "look" right now, the worse things actually are.

>>54143917
>until we hold under the 200 week moving average
when do you think we will see this? 2H 2023?

>>54143963
Probably before but it may be the second half. Look for a bottom a couple months after official recession is declared.

>>54143387
A 33y/o male that looks sub 21 is not attractive to women, so you will likely not be able to pull a match. Men peak around late twenties-mid thirties, which means you're actually quite unlucky. Looking sub 21 at 33 doesn't mean you'll look 29 at 40+. Instead it means like you're going to look very strange as you age. RIP anon

>>54143857
>I told you to stop posting you stupid nigger, don't reply to me again.
>t.

>>54143880
>Commodities took a hit today and PPI was cooling
yeah, so did manufacturing and retail sales. thats what happens in a recession

>>54143858
>Markets are forward looking
the stock market is not forward looking. they think they are, but no - that would be US treasury yields and eurodollar futures curves. stock traders are too stupid to realize that even when the Fed -does- cut rates, that is not a buy signal. they are cutting because the real economy has deteriorated to the point where they have to

this is the type of shit i'm talking about when i say stock traders are the dumbest motherfuckers in all of capital market trading

>>54143901
>military equipment
NVDA tech go brrrrrrrrrrrr in Ukraine war son!

>>54143901
My son's DE has taken a pretty hard hit. He's still about +$25 per share, but he'd be up an addition $33 if he bought it when I told him rather than hesitating for a few days.

>>54143996
>The market is finally going to crash when the pivot happens! Just 2 more weeks!
We are 14 months into your big gay bobo "crash" and the S&P 500 isn't even down 20% from ATH.

>>54142860
how'd you make it. curious? and that will give you hints on what you did right.

markets look 10 years into the future when things are currently bearish
and look 10 minutes into the future when they're currently bullish
always forward looking

The Amerislurps did this. The market was dumping perfectly fine until it opened for them and they were able to heckin slurp the dipperino with their RH account. Amerislurps are the retail plunge protection team and they do it for free. BEHEEM ALL AMERISLURPS!!!

>>54143834
I have QQQ puts and after today's pump I find it really hard to believe it'll get erased tomorrow. QQQ calls seem like free money tomorrow which means they won't be. I dunno. This shit is confusing.

>>54144059
Based, also reminder that markets have regulation in place to prevent them from going down too much in one trading session. Also reminder that whenever the market does start going down Yellen is going to pump it, it's literally impossible for the S&P to ever hit 3500 again. Bobo is fighting the Fed as usual even after pivot was confirmed.

>>54144075
What's the ratio between American slurpers and Euro slurpers?

>>54144075
It doesn't really look that slurped.

>>54143917
Have fun staying on sidelines waiting for crash which will never come anon.

>>54144101
>Euros
>Having money to slurp

>>54144094
>it's literally impossible for the S&P to ever hit 3500 again.
delusional

>>54144106
I was looking at ARKK and Nasdaq, which are green for the day.

Zoomers finna seethe

>>54144043
This is exactly why people are bearish. Some "thing" is holding the markets up. If this "entity" must intervene in a free market, then what does that say about the health of the market?

If you are bullish, you are betting on a possessed market to continue to remain possessed. If government intervention fails too, then watch out below.

>>54144111
based and toguro pilled

Give it to me straight. Why are my INTChud holdings operating as a hedge against my oil holdings? Tech slurpers and oil traders have to be operating on opposite thesis or am I retarded?

>>54144113
Damn the cocaine really did a number on her

>>54144121
Delusional is unironically thinking you'll see 3500 again when that was the generational bear FUD bottom in 2022. There is no amount of FUD bullshit that will bring us back to 3500.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>54144138
>TFW no gaunt Fingolin party PM GF

Im gonna have some crab tonight. Whats for dinner smiggers?

>>54143376
Eggs cause cancer is the same agenda as seedoils are good for you though.

>>54144146
Ive had for for like 2 years now wtf it doesnt go up. You lied to me

>>54144130
Yes, the Fed and US treasury are and will continue to hold the market up. You have two choices in this rigged game you can either go with the system, or fight against the infinite money machine and lose. Being a bobo is braindead schizo retardation.

>>54143956
Wow you how such interesting opinions. Have any of them made you money?

>>54144148
The shilling in these threads worked, I'm thinking about swinging by wing stop

>>54144157
Bulls are the ones fighting the Fed at the moment

>>54144148
kohlrabbi. Makes my piss stink like sulfur. I pity anyone who uses toilet at the office after I'm done pissing.

>>54144111
I'm not on the sidelines

God I hate bears. Fucking doomer retards.

>>54144157
But what if the Fed wants to eliminate inflation by heeming the market?

>>54144179
Is chicken there kosher?

>>54144184
Wrong, the Fed is pausing this meeting and will start cutting after that. Bobos still betting on 5.5-6% terminal rate are actively fighting the Fed. Folks it's simple, don't bet against Biden or America. Strongest economy ever.

>>54144157
With the inflation caused by printing, we all lose friend.

>>54144157
The moment you "go with the system" or buy calls, the market instantly inverses you. There's some phenomenon that's occurring where YOU specifically are not allowed to make it.

Might slurp some FRC.PJ

Doesn't make sense to buy treasuries anymore when you can buy discounted preferreds backed by full FDIC guarantee.

>>54144200
The Fed has a single mandate, to pump the stock market. They may lie and say they care about 2% inflation but that's demonstrably a lie because it would require raising rates above 6% to get rid of this inflation. They will simply rig the numbers and settle for a no landing with 4% inflation.

>>54144209
On the contrary. It's Palestinian.

>>54144212
>and will start cutting after that
How do you know?
I will also screencap your post.

>>54144231

>>54144231
what are you currently holding or suggest i buy

>>54144239
I'll stick with kohlrabi today then.

>>54144187
Did you grow it?

>>54144269
ARKK and Chainlink.

>>54144244
Historically, every time the Fed has paused rate hikes they have cut within 30 days

Inflation is still 6% and the job market is still hot. More banks must die. This week has only revealed weaknesses in the system.
Weaknesses that must be eliminated.

>>54144088
>>54143834
Market opens red then crabs upwards to close. Opens hard red on friday, then spontaneously climbs to 3% in the green.

>>54144276
It's stock photo from wikipedia. Can't take photos at the office, would get fired in an instant.

>>54144275
why LINK?

>>54142560
If you ask a tech bull why he's bullish he has an anwser for everything, ask them what scenario would make them bearish and they say nothing, every bearish scenario is met by 'fed will pivot'. You are fighting againts mental illness. These people need to lose all their money first.

>>54144212

>>54144127
Today a zoomer said I was old because I played halo 2, a normalfaggot and I should leave 4chan for being old.
>mfw lost all sympathy for teenagers complaining people bully them on 4chan

Does Cramer ever shut the fuck up

>>54144289
What the fuck kind of job fires employees instantly for taking photos of kohlrabi?

>>54144226
This isnt true at all. You're either trading exclusively noisy 1 minute charts or you don't realize that options do not work the same as shares in that when you are BUYING option contracts the purchase is debited to your account balance and you will by default always start off in the red until the option contract accumulates value.

>>54144293
It's the most important crypto asset.

>>54144212
>surely the Fed doesn't actually mean what they say, what I make up in my head is actually the truth
You are the schizo, you are fighting the Fed, you are a tranny

>>54144294
>You are fighting againts mental illness. These people need to lose all their money first.

wow not eating seed oils makes them seethe. do your part against the elites and eat a whole foods diet.

>>54144179
The Biden did good shilling? I mean, 3rd graders belive they made masterpieces in art class so its about the same when it comes to that type of shilling. Now we get into the t+2 windows so i guess they will need to do better as we head into next week.

>>54144317
I prefer half foods

>>54144312
Are you the guy who was sperging out about Ukraine shills and other boogeymen for the last week? Take your meds, stop projecting, DCA into the S&P 500.

>>54144303
>if the Fed pauses
What pivot narrative are we on now 6-7?

>>54144303
Pausing or cutting will boost stocks. The market is currently pricing in more hikes.

>>54144043
>We are 14 months into your big gay bobo "crash" and the S&P 500 isn't even down 20% from ATH.
it is down -19% though, and the nasdaq is down -27%. we are about to print a negative GDP number in April. watch and learn

>>54144333
They never learn. They can watch, but they'll never learn.

>>54144319
He's objectively the second best president in US history after FDR. Literally the strongest economy and that was after inheriting a terrible jobs market from Trump, Biden's economic and jobs recovery was unprecedented greatness.

>>54144294
I would become bearish if the US government suddenly became openly hostile towards Big Tech, or the stock market, or retail traders, etc etc. Otherwise the entire system has been designed by a bunch of sociopathic rich faggots who want to succeed and be in charge, letting it fail means they lose and don't get to feel like they're the biggest kids on the playground anymore

>>54144333
And are we talking real or nominal values here?

>>54144326
thats what you get when you eat mcdonalds. half food, half rotten corn husks, all heart disease.

>>54144289
I know that feeling, good thing for me the office does allow me certain pictures when its warranted. Just need to scrub a dub dub the background if anything gets sent encrypted for purchasing reasons. Might want to add some white asparagus to that dinner, the office mates will thank you for being healthy :)

>>54144327
Nope, I just call em as I see em, you SVB tech tranny. Fed didn't pivot the last 6 times you retards said they would and they won't this time.

>>54144306
One that sells vaporware to senile grandpas in Switzerland

>>54144358
Nobody ever said they would pivot before besides false flagging bobos trying to make bulls look bad. The futures are now pricing in a pivot, this is the first time anyone has claimed a pivot was coming.

Can’t for the dot plot to fuck up these pivooot fags

>>54144283
Sounds good. Definitely include that in your next statement, Mr. Powell.

>>54144231
You really need to shut the fuck up too.
>>53916782

>>54144352
>And are we talking real or nominal values here?
both.

>>54144329
>>54144331

Just look at the market.

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>54144281
Fed won't cut.

>>54144355
>Might want to add some white asparagus to that dinner,
Thanks, I will try that. I hope whole floor will have to be evacuated because of stinky piss accident.

>>54144378
Facts don't care about your feelings, tranny. Stop fighting the Fed and long the NASDAQ-100.

>>54144350
Aint gonna lie, they should pay you to say that. Its better than any true Biden supporter can spout. You will have to excuse me while i go smudge my phone and erase the curse you just cast. You were able to string together a few years of possitives for a person that should be in a mental institution....... eeeeewwwwwwwww and brava. Jesus fuck i feel dirty reading that.

>>54144410
>admitting to phoneposting
You're a fucking faggot.

>>54144394
Facts are you were euphoric and spamming the same shit you are now 2 weeks ago on march 3 before you got BTFO the following week

>>54144392
White asparagus is just asparagus grown in the dark. No chlorophyll. Easier to do it yourself than find it in the store. Just a heads up.

>>54144386
>1 month ago: 0%
>Flips a cunthair probable in 2 days
Markets are fucking gay and stupid.

>>54144425
Literally no genuine bull has ever posted about a pivot till this week. All pivot posts prior to the futures actually pricing one in were seething boboids trying to defame bulls by larping as retarded bulls. Stop trying to gaslight me you piece of shit.

>>54144371
>Nobody ever said they would pivot before
Market tanks every month on lack of a pivot. Consensus estimates means a good deal of eggheads got it wrong and need to sell.
>inb4
>This time it will be different
>Muh futures
Speculation under low volume just means dumber speculation.

>>54144386
>50/50
This FOMC is gonna rock the market one way or the other. Total gamble.

>>54144386
More reason I want jpow to do 100bps to fuck the markets up

>>54144386
That 50% rate halt probably rapidly increasing. The question is who trades these futures products that the probabilities are based on? Are they Jewish?

>>54144448
>Tanks
We're 19% under ATH and we're never going back to 3500 probably not even 3700.

>>54144446
Shut the fuck up you clown. Archives exist.

>>54144435
good for crabs that trade. Bad for permachuds. Adapt or suffer.

>>54144451
>>54144458
>>54144454

Amazing time to gamble

>>54142560
I think part of it is we've gone through some pretty tough times (as people), which has warped our perception about a crisis being normal. First a pandemic, then a war. Now, we are desensitized enough to not panic during a banking collapse. All gradual of course.

>>54144353
Can't be that bad.

>>54144422
Ill let you know when i give a shit about anything you think. Thanks! :)
>posted from my Android S23+

>>54144464
Refer to my previous post, all pivot posters prior to the market pricing in a pivot were bobos trying to defame bulls. Your gaslighting won't work on me, vatnik.

>>54144473
miss him

>>54144474
>russian
>android
Lmao you get zero pussy. Only actual losers still use android over iphone.

>>54144474
If someone started doing this in the club, niggers would start going wild no cap

>>54144474
*tetris music starts playing*

>>54144303
Uh oh mumus

>>54144148
just had a turkey sandwich for dinner and i think the meat was a little bad but i'm cheap and dont like wasting food

so either russia falls or america falls? is that what is going on right now?

>>54144494
>Got to fuck prime Miley
It isn't fair.

>>54144481
>bobos trying to defame bull
For what possible reason outside of shitposting itt?

>>54144468
>Amazing time to gamble
Im getting back in the game Q2 after getting utterly btfo all 2022 and sitting out Q1 2023. I have unfinished /biz/ with my own emotions in the market.

>>54144498
Why would i want to have rotten fish and mental illness in my bed?

>>54144519
Can't respect he let her go full Britney Spears, shaved head and all

>>54144522
You're gonna lose it all if your mindset is to revenge trade, just saying.

>>54144521
He's literally trying to gaslight you.

Somebody bake

>>54144545
That's the Miley body double. The real Miley is buried somewhere in Death Valley.

>>54144522
good luck.

There's so much noise now. We got twatter fags causing bank runs and ppl claiming to be "Fed Whisperers" let alone the usual CNBC/Bloomberg/WallStreetJournal boomer news cycle. The game is getting crazy hard now that we're on the precipice of the "big thang".

>>54144527
A new vessel has been selected

>>54144521
Because bobos are insane conspiratorial schizo tranny freaks who don't do things based on any logic or pattern. They literally spend all day gambling, trying to time the market, which has been proven impossible.

>>54144601
goddamn man just shut the fuck up and find something better to do with your

>>54144572
i'm about to hit submit, just need to use the bathroom quick. brb

>>54144601
why is portfolio green though? ive never had a red year and all i do is time the market.

>>54144601
Your gaslighting skills are on point. How come we get the A team and /pol/ gets the special needs class? ..... wait, you dont need to answer that.

I'm sorry for prolonging our suffering anons. Next thread:
>>54144628
>>54144628
>>54144628

>>54144550
>revenge trade
That's precisely what I am out to defeat. Also now that I have seen for certain how the wash sale losses do eventually get washed and recognized and NOT lost, I am no longer afraid of locking in a quick $200 loss and going to mow the lawn. Because what I would do last year is not want to take the small $200 loss and turn it into a $20,000 loss. I may not have a "career" as a retail goombler. But it's just a hobby, just for top keks. Last year I had it set in my mind that I needed to make $300 a day in order for it to be worth trading. Now I want some light scalping to just compliment a stress free comfy neet experience. Just another day in the life.

>>54144481
And you tell others to take their meds, this is serious schizo shit you are posting. Just listen to yourself tech tranny, pure schizo rambling.

>>54144580
>We got twatter fags causing bank runs
Impervious
>Fed Whisperers
TOO COMFY
>usual CNBC/Bloomberg/WallStreetJournal boomer news cycle
I'm gonna be watching daytime fox while I trade... No news whatsoever just pure goombling

>>54143291
It is. I use canola oil as my neutral oil of choice for baking and the like. It works very well. If I want to fry anything I use peanut.
> T full head of hair
> Married with 3 kids
> T fuck my wife everyday

>>54142756


gillian is that u

>>54142480
BRB going to live my dream as a “Diamond Gentleman” in Beijing.

>>54142578
Entertainment sells against the grain in tough times.