/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54140614
they can't legally access your account information or account balances

>>54140614
Become a better man anon. Grab the next one. There are many ladies out there just go to japan. Work on yourself.

>>54140656
She's a teller and I've had to deposit stuff with her, so she has seen my balance.

She's a near minimum wage bank teller. If you're nice, and you're not a creep about asking, she might say yes anyway.

It's over anon. Women can smell that stuff
But hey, maybe she's different, try it out you never know.

>>54140656
how retarded are you?

>>54140614
Girls will literally like you more if it's a bad idea to like you. Girls are stupid.

>>54140614
>cute girl
she's a whore anon

I dont have a job so I go to the library all day and read or study markets. There’s an insanely cute girl who works here who always gives me a big smile, wave, and says hi when I walk in. I do the same back. We always catch each others glances too. She must know I dont have a job. I want to ask her out so bad bros. Maybe its all in my head.

>>54141166
>ask her out
not how it works anon. you have to feed her several times at the goyyiest of goyslop service industries aka restaurants and eat the food yourself and pretend to enjoy it while paying the entire bill for at least 7+ dates while she's min maxing on her load taking from her 18 other boyfriends until you finally get to ask her out without being the weirdo to be exclusive girlfriend

>>54141166
I get similar treatment when I go out, my theory is that they think you actually have enough money to not have a job and that's the only reason they treat you well.

>>54141166
go for it, you have the digits for it
it's a sign fren

>>54140614
>go to Bank to deposit $6000
>stand in line at the Bank because the ATM is broken
>at the counter there is a really REALLY cute girl
>keep watching her and even from a distance I can tell she has a 10/10 body
>finally my turn
>tell her I want to deposit this money and put a wad of cash on the counter
>her eyes light up like a christmas tree and now she doesnt look as bored as when she was interacting with the other customers
>she types into her computer and I can tell the moment she sees my Balance (had around $300k in the Bank at that moment) by how her facial expression changes even more
>shes like "wow" and bites her Lip, it was somewhat subtle but enough for just me to notice
>we get it done and I leave
>suddenly over the next couple weeks I keep running several times into her wherever I go and shes always "hey" and trying to start conversations
>I'm actually an awkward kissless hugless virgin (but rich)

is she stalking me?

>>54140614
just go for broke anon, maybe she's retarded enough to like you.

>>54140847

You're asking this on 4chan sir...

>>54142106
300k is all you need to pull hot chicks? biz told me i need 10m+

>>54142106
Things that didn't happen, 4chan larp episode 69

>>54140614
Stop listening to this stupid incel dribble. I know quite a few attractive women who went out with dudes with NO job still living with parents. Personality matters the most. Only time money trumps is if you're worth Millions and all you do is spend spend spend. Actual rich people wouldn't waste their money on golddigging whores

>>54142106
>Has $6k in cash for some reason
>Was going to use the ATM to deposit cash
>Thinks women act this way
horrible attempt, honestly

>>54142106
Did everyone clap when you walked out too anon?

>>54140614
When you make next deposit, put love note and pic of your dingdong to woo her.

>>54140614
that could just be ONE of you bank accounts, you dummy.

>>54142584
Yes. He should also wear a mask, just so if she doesn't like the note when he slips it to her, she won't know it's him.

>>54140702
This too, a bank teller is literally a retail wagie, she might be making 20 an hour if she is like the supervisor or some shit.

>>54142106
she's going to steal your shit anon

You forgot to hand her the sex contract.

baka

>>54140614
tell her you have millions in deposits at another bank, and you only opened an account here to talk to her

>>54140614
Rob the bank.

>>54142106
I really enjoyed this larp, 8/10

>>54144165
How sweet. Like a Hallmark movie.

>>54142387
i deposit about 100k of cash every year, usually with at least one massive chunk around 40-60k. no one gives a shit.

ive also deposited 20k into an ATM before and also no one cared. no message, text, email, letter, phone call.

i routinely deposit 3-8k of cash every few weeks

the OP is kinda larping but its true when you start pulling out banded 10k mini bricks of cash from every which way out of your jacket front pockets, inside pockets, pant pockets, etc it always gets the teller's attention. the zoomers are super impressed and try to strike up conversations then and there, boy or girl. the middle aged tellers generally dont give a shit.

>>54140614
just bee yourself bro

>>54140614
If she really is that cute, just grab one of her titties (real playfully, don't be a creep). She'll either reject you, or she's go along with it.

>>54140614
have you talked to her? did you make her laugh genuinely? that would be a very good sign.

>>54140680
fuck off with this manchild living in his moms basement.

>>54146195
Hamza could kick your ass IRL faggot. You fat fuckin whale talking shit kek

>>54141166
Holy shit I’m going to go to library for the first time since grade school in an attempt to autistically pick up girls. I haven’t showered in 2 weeks

>>54142106
>>shes like "wow" and bites her Lip, it was somewhat subtle
If you had left this out it would have been a 10/10 larp

>>54146210
kek
okay

>>54140614
tell her your money is diversified across several banks in case any bank goes tits up. The money you have in this bank you just you daily spending account.

>>54140688
>>54140614
Anon, women don't actually care that much about money until they get addicted to it later on in a relationship. First you have to pass the initial interview, which consists of physical attractiveness (face is #1) and personality. So if you show her a good time and you're attractive to her, she'll stay with and love you even if you're a poor, homeless, junkie.
>t. got way more pussy when I was poor but in good shape & outgoing vs when I'm making great money with a stable job but out of shape & moody.

>always been poor
>always had a gf or similar arrangements
>too poor and dumb to get a wife and house and family and actually be successful

>>54142106
>over $250k in an account
enjoy getting rugged