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What do you call this chart

Bull trap edition

GREEN
NASCOCK
SEE YOU AT 18 000

well, you gonna open the door anon?

is it over?

>>54140114
BOIL tasks me. The shares task me and I shall have them! I'll hold them 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's FLAMES before I give them up!

>SWITZERLAND HOLDS TALKS ON OPTIONS TO STABILIZE CREDIT SUISSE

fast for swiss. The won't do shit until friday anyway

>>54140114
Who's there?

BOIL

Psalm 23

1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

>President Joe Biden's administration plans to offer fixed-priced contracts to refill the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) after 2023 when oil prices are between $67 and $72. However, these plans may not materialize due to the lack of spare oil in a tight global oil market.

SLUUUUURRRRP
>GUSH
>NRGU
>OILU
>ONG

>>54140130
Big Dipper

UUUUhhhhhh who's there???

there is a line

it goes up and then it goes down more
welcome to the stock market

Reminder that ALL bobo posters are paid vatnik shills who want America to fail. The market is healthy and the job market is the best it has ever been. I am adding to my S&P 500 and NASDAQ-100 holdings here, I advise you all DCA as well. Don't bet against America folks, that's a Biden victory.

>>54140151
>>54140151
>>54140151
>>54140151

>>54140130
the down curvy ladle formation

I will personaly heem every bear in here if america fails

Not selling mumu

>>54140149
That's why the volume suddenly spiked.

kangaroo market

>sell at 31.62
>immediately jumps to 33 the next minute
...I hate this shit how do you guys do this every day

>>54140178
Fed Pivot

See gold and bitcoin doing a lil something.

i bought the dip before lunch and only just got back
how we doing
>opens up portfolio

>>54140202
sedative drugs mostly

>>54140208
fed pivot would bring yields down stupid

>>54140209
thanks for the dip joe. I listened to your price targets and I patiently waited while everyone kept front running you at 72/bbl.

>>54140159

>>54140169
Okay I wasn't convinced by the Massie tweet but I am now

So now that the crash of 2023 is over, what did you slurp

>>54140138

Oof. How’s that MOASS coming, you desperate sad sack

>>54140202
Well first of all we don't go long in a bear market.

Secondly we set up a trade and then give it more than 2 minutes time to play out.

>>54140202
Daily is for entertainment only

f-fake and gay pump.. get out while you can mumus

Boboretards absolutely liquidated. Keep saying “scam pump” it won’t help.

>>54140209
It's Joest begun, my friend.

They’re going to keep raising rates aren’t they

>le silly voiced boomer man watching le crash!!!
>[stock] COMPUTER!!!
>LE HOOEKD!! XD BUDDY!!!!! XD XD
Fucking stop with that shit, y'all are worse than those faggot "fren" Qtard election tourists from 2016

>>54140227
>Calls me stupid but doesn't read the chart's Y axis

Yeah you're dumb

>>54140239
>the crash is over
We havent even begun son

>>54140238
more like gaystop lmao

54140169
This but unironically. Doomer bobos have double digits IQ, it stands to reason they'd be dumb ruskies retards running on vodka

Calling it now, the markets are being manipulated to prop up bags with retail money. Every single consensus will be wrong as the goal is to liquidate as many retail or small-scale investors as possible, and this will be dragged out as far as it can possibly go until the news forgets about it, after which, all bets are off.

Screencap this.

>>54140202
Don’t check it once you sell. Move onto the next one. Simple as. Always be forward looking. The past is set in stone.

>>54140236
Cope harder MIGAtard, Biden won and his economy is the strongest ever. Your schizo delusions will never change the facts that the job market is the strongest in US history and the economy is robust enough to handle more rate hikes.

bobos are so fucked why are you betting against your fellow man like that?

*SWISS REGULATOR FINMA SAID TO LIKELY MAKE CS STATEMENT SOON..

uh oh bobo bros.... we going to get blasted with bailout qe again uhhh ohhhhhhhhhh

>>54140269
>the markets are being manipulated
You called it anon

>>54140239
No Comrade Mumu, it has only begun.

NO! PLEASE STOP!! HES GOING TO QUIT FOREVER IF THIS CONTINUES!!!

>>54140269
>zee markets are manipulated
always have been, welcome to the knowers group

>>54140284
because they are all societal failures. if society fails then they think they win.

>>54140283
>>54140286

Government slurps. I slurp. Simple as.

BOBO ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH IM FOOOKING SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

The markets are way lower IQ than they should be, literally everyone should have known credit suisse would get bailed out. Why is the market so low IQ and unable to predict things? Must be because it's full of bobos and bobos tend to be retarded nigger faggots.

>>54140257
>due to popular demand

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>>54140258
>accuses me of what he did
yeah you are

>>54140284

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
I'M

THINKIN

That 2022 was just the right amount of pull back and correction needed for stocks. YEP I'M THINKIN the bull run as back on with good times and smoooooooooooth sailing on the menu.

>>54140114
>get stressed looking at line going down
>fap to get my mind off it
>look at line afterwards
>heal.gif

Prime sour hour kek

OH LOOK ANOTHER DAY IN HELL
BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT THAT OR THE GLOWFAGGOT DEMONIC MOD WILL BAN YOU
YOU CAN ONLY SAY PRETEND GLOWFAGGOT APPROVED THINGS ABOUT THE WORLD, REMEMBER
OTHERWISE GLOWFAGGOT ASSRAPING POWERTRIPPING FAGGOT FUCKING "MODERATORS" WILL DELETE YOUR POSTS

>HERE'S YOUR FREE SPEECH BRO
T. A FUCKING FAGGOT

>TFW you know people voted for Joe Biden and then complained about the economic unironically

>>54140334
I love that song.

>>54140318
It's thanks to these dumb retards that we make easy money though. Thank god they exist. Plus, it's satisfying to stomp on them. Much like stomping a filthy insect.

>>54140317
>dat nose
what a chad.

>>54140332
>nibba still salty he didn't sell his bonds and bought the dip
yeah you def didn't read that Y-axis chud

>>54140352
Stop betting against America, chud. Biden's economy is the greatest ever, that's a Biden victory.

>Cope harder MIGAtard, Biden won and his economy is the strongest ever. Your schizo delusions will never change the facts that the job market is the strongest in US history and the economy is robust enough to handle more rate hikes

>multiple banks going under
>market pump and dumping
>disinfo bots spamming bait

>>54140286
more monies for everyone

>>54140169
Akhsually, only trannies and brown people want the American government to succeed. Sorry sweaty, the White man is on team chaos now

>>54140318
>>54140366

yup. just trade this sh!t. perma-idiots just get murked.

Oil stocks are lagging the wider market because oil price per barrel is still shit.

But somehow gas prices are the same as they were where it was at 8 0 bucks.

>>54140130
The "the market needs a bear trap today/tomorrow so they can pump it hard on friday when mary whatsherface from the kansas fed says that they're gonna think about cutting rates" pattern.

>>54140377
They are trying to cuck AI.

>presents

>>54140377
GRAB ME SOME MORE TENDIES BOBO YOU STINKY LOSER

>>54140317
The yellow fish is bobo playing with fire

>>54140368
>pure head canon
ya ok retard

Had to fire a zoomer today. I swear they keep getting dumber and dumber

>Vix is up 17%
>global financial system failing and showing signs of systemic fraud
>crude oil plunges in anticipation of lower demand
>Inflation is half a percent per month

>Nasdaq is flat

Computers were a fucking mistake

>>54140357
>have Boomer Dem parents
>when Trump was in the good economy was Obamas fault
>when economy went to shit during pandemic it was Trumps fault
>when Joe got in the bad economy was Trumps fault
>Years later they still attribute shit economy to Trump
>but then sometimes they just say the president doesnt control the economy
Boomers really are awful, brainwashed people.

>dumps 2%
>now pumps 1.3%
Why is the market like this

>>54140421
which one? the criminal, the girl, the idiot?

>market pumps
>disinfo bots spamming bait

Even though things are crashing, the generational stocks (actually good companies) on my watch list have not gone down at all. In fact, some have gone up. Is this a flight to safety? I'm disappointed. I'll never own some of these companies. Unless things get "real".

Anyone else notice this?

>>54140388
Fed fucks can't talk this week (quiet period). It's only Powell next wednesday

ECB Lagarde will open her fat mouth tomorrow morning though so get your algos ready.

>>54140420
>pure faggot
hold onto those bonds chud

>SKYT

>>54140357
I live in a semi-lib area, I hear it everyday
Biden isn't as beloved as Obama at all

>>54140421
I'm still waiting to get laid off, then we can do the /smg/ startup
We'll have to find a bank though, which is getting harder every day apparently

How can you have a brain and still think that a short squeeze is coming on GME? I just can't believe someone would actually put hope on that

>>54140429

cuz of fags like this
>>54140420

>>54140269
>the market went down a lot
>now it might go up
>the jews did this
Yes.

>>54140147
Are you trying to imply that holding the shares will be your downfall?

>>54140458
kek

>nasdump
>doesn’t dump

The world is crumbling around us and you people are buying stocks?!!

I swear if we scam pump into close I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. In all my years of trading, this is the fakest and gayest market I've ever seen in my entire life
>hey if we tell everyone that we are censoring the media so we can't talk about the banks failing, surely that will increase consumer confidence
>Americans: *clap* *clap* *clap* me buy banky stocks!!!!

>>54140427
That sounds infuriating anon damn

>>54140464
I mean you wouldve been right a couple years ago, now your just plain retarded to still have hope for GME or AMC
Most of its just baggies desperately convincing themselves its totally going to poomp bro

Aaaaaaaannnnnnd it's already hitting more resistance and barting again

So mumus still think Fed pause = instant bullruns
This , in spite of how many times we told them the market only bottoms after the pivot happens and it's nowhere near happening yet.

Well, did you catch the knife?

>>54140441
>Is this a flight to safety?
Judging by divergence between s&p and nasdaq, it's a flight of some kind but I don't think the other side of the tracks is any safer.

>>54140475
>nas-ack
>bobos ack

what did he mean by this?


>50/50 odds of 25% vs. 0%

>>54140377
> some bank ran by incompetent management goes under
> anon shits himself in disbelief and is ready to hand over his country to chinese
Bobos are low-test pussies. You know, the type of guys that start crying under smallest amount of pressure. Imagine what would happen to this country if it was ran by an emotional pussies like this. Pathetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I

Potential Dow Jones bart, that's something unusual.

>>54140458
>not my problem

>>54140482
kek. bobo we had a massive gap left over from yesterday, did you really think we weren't going to fill it? And we were literally at yearly open, you really thought us bullchads weren't going to fight like hell to defend it?

>>54140462
instead of Silicon Valley Bank we'll use Sillycon Balley Bank instead

>>54140483
why do you fuck around with volatility
of course its going to jump around violently
get heemed idiot
the best place to be on days like these is high cash and low stress

>SPY -1%
>bulls celebrating

>>54140458
did 225x8 for the first time ever
market healing
good day, can't complain

>>54140473
Might buy the dip on SKYT. Unironically.
I've shit on your meme stock long enough.

>>54140357
>>54140427
>you know boomers
>you know boomers who think trannies are shit
>and that the economy is bad
>and that negros get preference in hiring
>and women are fucked up bitches
>but they vote for liberal politics and even agree with all those above things, as long as it's not them specifically dealing with black tranny women ruining the job market
They're just scumbags. "I got my social security, why do you never call?". Because you're a thief, because you're garbage and belong in the dump.

>>54140494
Pause is not a pivot. But pivot was changed recently is just like NIGGA. it can be used in a good or bad way.

Aaaaa?

>>54140495
I did anon... and so did Biden. Did you?

>>54140159

>>54140458
is the spotter zooted? Like what the fuck is he thinking?

what is this pattern called?

>>54140488
Tell me about it. They really have no political understanding beyond what legacy media tells them to care about at the moment.

BAIL OUT CREDIT SWISS, CREDIT SUISSE, CROUTON SAUCE, WHO THE FUCK EVER

>>54140517
did he died?

>>54140244
why not go long in a bear market? 5 yrs from now the gains will be so much better

I can only bench 150x6 pounds with dumbbells. This is bearish for stocks

>>54140511
when you're a permabull every day is celebrated. if the market is up so is your account. if the market is down you have the opportunity to buy more. and if you don't have extra money at the moment, well worst case is you're temporarily embarrassed.

if you're a bear you have to time shit right constantly. sounds awful

>>54140522
>Pause is not a pivot
Never said it was, k-nigger
>Pivot was changed
The fuck are you talking about, retard

>>54140547
how do you get the money required to do that as switzerland?

LAW OF THE JUNGLE
ELIMINATE ALL WEAKNESSES
MORE BANKS MUST DIE
I AM GROWING STRONGER

>>54140556

>>54140528
aaaaaaaa

>>54140511
Bobo cope. I would like to remind you that we're ackshually not in a bear market, that would mean more than 20% down from ATH. And we've not even seen a circuit breaker, which means we are even BETTER off than in 2020. Facts & science. Markets are calm, it is only you that is fearful.

>>54140464
We won't be at the bottom until GME is dead

>>54140567
I'M SURE THEY'VE GOT PILES OF NAZI GOLD REHYPOTHECATED INTO GLD SHARES

FUCK

>>54140518
This is the most infuriating part holy shit, its like they are teens who have been peer pressured into the liberal hive mind even though when you actually talk to them they hold alot of conservative views on these things.

>>54140511
>bobo claims banks are failing all over the world
>SPY -1%
Nice crash, faggot. Stop betting against America and DCA into the S&P 500 and NASDAQ-100.

Bobos don't understand we're back in a buy-the-dip market. And they will still preach for the apocalypse everytime there's a dip in the next 10 years golden run.
And quick reminder ZH faggots shilled their "muh Credit Suisse and Deutsche debacle will end the markets as we know it" for more than a decade
Only for a mere less than a % dip on the S&P500 and a fucking green Nasdaq-100. ANd on a day where the USD goes up, at that, meaning the stocks market should be even more green if not for that.
Just laugh at them. All they have left in their doombook is muh Yellowstone, muh alien invasion and whatever else.

>>54140561
that's why chad bobos larp as permabears but are really Mr. Snibs.

>>54140569
CALM THE HECK DOWN MR. POWELL YOU HAVE MADE YOUR POINT THE TIME FOR THE PIVOT IS HERE BUD

>>54140533
Lmao. I missed that. So they've put out another fake plan. They could literally buy long dated futures right now to take advantage of this financial selloff in the paper barrels.
But they won't.

It's all talk, as fake as this selloff.

>>54140438
The criminal, and the sad thing is, it isn't even because of his work ethic. The ex-con, his sister, and her boyfriend who happens to be friends with the ex con all work for me. The sister is younger than him. She constantly tries to boss him around at work when she isn't the boss. He got tired of it and called me from home when they were all together. Can here her screeching in the background, he yelling at her to shut the fuck you because he's trying to talk to me. Then he tells me he'll call me back. Find out later that her boyfriend told him not to talk to her like that, and they end up getting into a fist fight, she calls the cops, he runs, boyfriend files a PPO on ex con so legally I can't even have him work for me anymore. Told him I'm sorry and I'd pay him out for the week. I felt fucking terrible because the other two basically made an ultimatum of him or us, and I'd rather lose 1 employee rather than 2. He is apparently on the run from the cops right now but they'll catch up with him, and if the other 2 follow through and press charges on him, he's going to probably do 5 years because he's already on probation for a bunch of other shit.

>>54140536
SJIM GANG RISE UPP
pattern

>>54140536
male pattern baldness

>>54140518
This is a lot of the older generation on both left and right, the "I don't have to deal with it so whatever" opinion persists in the boomer hive mond

>>54140560
>I can only bench 900lbs

>>54140534
if he dies, he dies

>>54140605
that plan was set in motion 6 months ago but every time WTI hit 72 idiots kept slurping causing this trading range. Finally Biden gets to slurp and so do I.

>>54140569
I remember when the 50 beeps chance only went up because he got yelled at by congress
Funny times

Remember anons, just keep pressing that green button, 2023 is for buying every last fucking dip.

>>54140130
Reverse honkler. Very crabbish signal.

>>54140608
dude what the fuck lol. is that really the best caliber of people you can find?

>tfw bought local JNUG top

>>54140458
>Hey man can you spot me?
>Sure

Pic related.

>>54140534
gymlet detected. My spotter better not fucking touch the bar unless im 10 seconds from dead. I can do the lift motherfucker dont come in early and stop me FUCK YOU (Theres a lot of bad spotters at my gym)

>>54140608
hhahaha oh man, a day in the life in rocker's world

>>54140377
>Eminem as Max Headroom
I don't remember this from my timeline.

>>54140608
So now you have 2 violent deranged retards working for you still? Bizzare that you would prefer to keep them around. I've seen boomer business owners do this before and it didn't work out for them long term

>>54140590
They're just bad people, there's no other explanation.

>>54140421
Zoomers are literally not sapient. I will keep saying it because it is fact.

>>54140564
Pivot is when the fed cuts rates....

Pivot has not been changed to pause.

When the fed pauses.. PIVOT we should see a pretty epic rally.

bears have small penises

>>54140697
bro welcome to last decade
we got a live one boys

>>54140696
>>54140608

Rocker would make more money writing trashy novels with all this free material.

>>54140670
Michigan is a labor desert. Especially for low end low skill jobs like cleaning. We were literally about to shut down the business a couple of months ago due to this but managed to turn water into wine at the last minute. Luckily the remaining zoomers have a ton of contacts so I should be able to find his replacement easily.

>>54140494
Yes

>>54140534
The worst type of spotter, the
>"DUDE COMMON POWER IT OUT"
Kind that will get someone injured or killed

Best lifting-related stocks?

>>54140719
Please no bully. I seem to have misplaced my sanity.

this is how you remind me

Sold sqqq for a measly 5% profit. Go on without me bros.

>>54140646
I highly doubt Biden's slurping shit. They put out an offer back in January and no one took them up on it. The physical market is not always aligned with the paper market.

I'm sure it'll be the same today, next month, next year. The only way they get cheap refills is through the futures market, buying the cheap paper barrels that wallstreet is speculating against.
I, too, am happy to take them up whenever this discount is offered. These types of collapses seem to repeat every 3-6 months as some hedges blow up somewhere. I don't know what these bankers are smoking.

>>54140711
I've met some real millenial npcs back in the day. Everyone at that age is just retarded.

Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

TOM LEE just went bearish...

The bottom is near lads...

>good morning ser yes this fidelity support hotline
>no I am sorry ser you cannot redeem from fidelity ser
>may I suggest you buy microsoft stock ser? They are on sale now ser

>>54140608
>What a life
Anyways, I hope you're still working out fathands. Us hamchads need to be able to destroy bussy at a moments notice. I checked my resting heart rate the other day and it was in the 50's which I'm very proud of.

>>54140536
>Some kike at the SEC had to approve this

>>54140745
rap god video.

DNNiggas

>>54140745
its ok i know what its like
im sure if it was something else the roles could easily be reversed here

>the jews and Boil incorporated knows I still have money in it and never sold which is why it's crabbing downwards the moment i bought in

ARE YOU SEEING THIS MOISHE?! I WILL NEVER SELL YOU HEAR ME? NEVER

>>54140608
Hahahah is this why you're mad all the time? Goddamn my dude.

>Millennials sperging over black trannies
>Millennials have uptick in mental health issues
Yeah. Sure. Boomers are in the wrong.

>>54140727
we got a few extra mexican cleaning ladies down here if you wanna borrow some

>>54140427
Do not try to reason with them, just laugh at how pathetic they are

>>54140766
all we need now is the afternoon kramer tweet.

It's a fucking crab market. Again.

>>54140700
They aren't violent. All 3 of them were model employees frankly. The other 2 are the better employees of three though. The ex con was a bit of a wildcard but he was very institutionalized so it was always "yes sir, no sir". Plus they're doughy zoomers, I could take all 3 of their bussies at the same time.

>>54140764
Found a live zoomer everybody!

>>54140753
no it was October: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/10/18/fact-sheet-president-biden-to-announce-new-actions-to-strengthen-u-s-energy-security-encourage-production-and-bring-down-costs/

At that time ppl were still bidding up Oil into end of 2023 because of "muh China reopening"

>>54140785
Sorry for getting psyopped for the last 23 years.

>>54140740
don't be a bitch anon...just power it out.

>>54140790
Inverse kramer is probably the best ETF find I've had on 4chan.
It's going to be a fucking good time.

I'm only down 20k on SCHD

Why is the market so fucking schizophrenic

>>54140421
The downgrade in systemic competency with the boomer retirements is bad enough. God help us all when Gen X and older millennials start leaving the workforce. Younger millennials and zoomers make present day South Africa look like Wakanda.

What do you call the pattern of Market being so volatile its violently swinging daily now?

>>54140802
I'm too old to be a zoomer.

>>54140817
SCHD more like shid :----DDDD

>>54140807
>Bush grinning like he just aced a vidya QTE event

>>54140818
It's one day and there has been no news

>>54140838
0DTE syndrome

>>54140840
Whatever helps you sleep at night, zoomer.

>ser, your female broker is away on vacation this week
>ser, I moved your cash position into google stock ser, please do not redeem
>yes ser your female broker left note to buy google stock ser, Sundar good CEO ser, money safe he does kindly

>>54140818
have you been to twitter and seen what zoomers are medicated on?


Hell have you seen Rocker's workforce?
>>54140421
>>54140608

shower hour lfg

>>54140166
the line has been touched and rejected once now

>>54140807
>>54140844
pretty rough to think how well good old gw aged versus what would come after him

>>54140844
He was a smug motherfucker. Also, do not believe he was actually retarded.

>>54140855
I'm literally 30 anon.

>>54140661
Technically this could apply to the market taking a fat -50% shit in september and then rebounding in 2024 though.

>>54140861
For me, it's taking a bath

>>54140877
millennials are now 40, welcome to your 30s zoomer

>>54140874
Turns out cocaine is good for you.

>>54140892
Are you the ice bath anon with the weird thumbs?

>>54140877
I’m 33, got laughed at today at work because some older guys thought I was like 45

>>54140817
Whats your average cost? I bought at 74.28.

>>54140877
Damnnnn you 30 years old????

ANONFLATION is going up... if it keeps going up 4chan will a fossil and extinct in a few years..

>>54140904
Huh? No
It was a pun. Power/Sour hour => Shower Hour => Bath (taking a bath)

Also what are the odds that CS gets bailed out by like China

>>54140771
Well I'm back to full time now so I'll be working my ass off in the meantime
>>54140786
I unironically tell my boss to hire illegals but he's terrified he'll get caught and go to jail.
>>54140783
I say this without a lick of sarcasm, but most of you guys wouldn't survive a day at my job. I am literally a tard wrangler. On top of that I have a boomer boss who is so crippled from arthritis that he can't work for more than an hour or two on the rare chance he shows up to work. After this job I can literally survive anything.

>>54140899
pretty funny seeing ex-ex-ex president being more fit than the current

>>54140874
Obama is only worse because he played to both the moderate crowd and progressive crowd and disappointed everyone anyways and pushed woke shit on everyone after he got his 2nd term

>>54140877
It's easy to spot you larping zoomers because, given that you're not sapients, your lack of thought make your posts stand out like sore thumbs.

>>54140661
>2012
>Hard time
Accurate
>>54140892
Well look at mister ancient Roman senator over here.

what happened to all the oilsisters spamming this general several months ago?

>>54140919
>Well I'm back to full time now
grim. i'll fire up FCEUltra in your honor after I jack off

>>54140915
>4chan will be a fossil
>Not making your own coal/oil

>>54140907
I'm also 33, but people think I'm in my mid 20s. I don't drink and I have a very plain face

>>54140717
I never said anything contradictory to that so idk what point you're making.
Also the pivot isn't happening anytime soon, because it would restart inflation. Powell can't do it, everyone is watching what he does next.

>>54140907
How did you manage to look 10 years older?

My TBLT doin a lil smthn

>>54140892
Baths are objectively superior. Our Uncle took a bath after the night of the long knives to cleanse his soul. It's like a daily baptism.

I bought soxl at $14

>>54140923
In all seriousness, it might be the cycling.

BE ADVISED
tomorrow is local profit taking day
careful

>>54140166
>>54140866
I SEE A LINE
ON A CHART
TIME TO FIND OUT
WHAT SHID AND FARD

BOBO FUDDING
BOBO FUDDING

>>54140941
We got heemed

>>54140785
I learned last month that lesbian zoomer girl at my work is depressed. I had real trouble pretending that I'm surprised. I don't know what's up with those kids. We handed this beautiful country over to them on a silver platter. Never heard thanks, never seen any gratitude. Instead they just complain and cry how hard their life is.

>>54140941
I literally kept warning them that we were going to see a return to $80 dollars but they laughed at me. That was back in March of last year.

Dubya was the last great president. why did i believe the Dixie Chicks fud

UONE KANGZ

>>54140907
>>54140950
anon must be a wahmen

>>54140959
that trash still has solvent baggies?

>>54140892
>>54140961
based

The bart formation is complete

>>54140950
I don’t know, I don’t do anything that ages me I’m a pretty healthy guy

>>54140597
>Anime faggot is a delusional euphoric retard who thinks that we're going back to infinite exponential zombie markets at 5% interest.
It's over you dumb nigger. This is a relief "rally", nothing more, and rooted in an intrinsically flawed premise, namely that CS admitting they have no money and handing themselves over to the government is a good sign.

>>54140980
IGNORE THE LINE AT YOUR PERIL

>>54140995
Lol okay Karl Rove

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

>>54140942
Thanks, play some TMNT 2 for me brother. At the very least the uptick in hours will give me more money to invest (gamble) so to take a page out of Jocko, good, I guess.

>>54140608
>I felt fucking terrible because the other two basically made an ultimatum of him or us, and I'd rather lose 1 employee rather than 2.
You literal fucking kike. I hope you kill yourself.

bought 100 cs @1.85 and sold the 3 dollar call

>>54140971
Got in at 14.2 myself. This after selling some puts I had from yesterday on semis. Total clown show. Gotta trade accordingly I guess.

Ello? E bot?

>>54141028
i wouldve sold the puts

I fucking hate
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Posters

>>54140114
yes?

>>54140985
there is a whole different algorithm of social media for young women.
We do not live in the same world as them.
imagine 4 hours of makeup tuts, men bad, we are victims, slay queen, embracing standards of beauty, behavior or morals is called bigoted and lastly furbabies

>>54141055
>rejecting tradition
Go back

>>54141055
>WHY THE FUCK FOR

>>54141055
Don't worry we hate you too

>>54140971
So did you sell or are you gonna get eaten up by management fees and chop loss?

>>54140971
I wish I fell for the soxl meme...

>>54140572
Jesus, I hope that isn’t real

>>54141078
Average bbby baggie

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

POWER HOUR INCOMING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DT7bX-B1Mg

>>54141050
cc is my strat. 3.2% for 2 days just selling the option. volatility way up worst case is out 185

>>54141081
>he fell for management fees and chop loss FUD
>he is too dumb to check a chart
lol
ngmi

>>54141066
I’ve been here since this shitty board launched and it was nothing but bots and cryptokikes shilling their scam coins. Nothing is a worse “tradition” than people who post WTFWT and who spam >futures

>>54141106
i mean ya vol was like 500% this morning on the 2s lmao
amazing day to sell some premium

I need a stonk that will 100x in the next 15 mins

>>54141045
I remember that movie, it freaked me out. that scene where the horse got cut into a bunch of slices by panes of glass was terrifying.

>>54141022
Yes I'm Jewish, and no I won't be killing myself. Also I'm not going to take any lip from a zoomer NEET that hasn't managed anything larger than his anime figurine collection in his entire life. Plus they literally called the cops on him, he's going to jail. He lives in Canton which is a rich town, the cops already know who he is and have been looking for an excuse to arrest him for months now. I doubt he'll be available to work anytime soon.

name one (1) profitable play

>>54140983
>>54140991
kek

Bobos don't scare me.

>>54141107
This chart? Wow yeah I’m really retarded for not holding a fund that the people who run it even tell you not to hold longer than a day or two.

>>54141108
Wait, let me get this straight. You have been here since inception and you never bought bitcoin when it was sub 1k? Or ethereum sub 20? Or link?

You are truly retarded.

>>54141022
>go with the felon he can’t legally employ

t. Felon

>>54141108
Were you old enough to remember when /biz/ wasn't a board but a finance general on /pol/
I think it was pseudo admin by some slav

>>54140806
I'm not sure what your point is. Oil has broken below $72 during the first week or two of every month for the past 4 months. It's almost like a scheduled selloff.
The DOE put out an actual offer for 3m barrels in January, and got no bidders: https://www.energy.gov/articles/doe-announces-repurchase-oil-strategic-petroleum-reserve

Physical is not the same as paper. They could buy futures and request delivery and force some clueless hedge fund to find these imaginary barrels they're shorting based on economic fears, but they won't.
They tried to make actual contracts with producers directly, and so far they've gotten no offers. The whole thing was a fake publicity move so that Biden could claim that those releases were "profitable" for the US. The truth is that global inventories are tight as ever, and SPR release was largely a bailout for China.

I'm not sure there's any official DOE headline where they publicly announced their failure, but they got no takers back in January:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-06/us-rejects-oil-offers-in-first-attempt-to-replenish-stockpiles

Then they went on to leave in place the 26m release for this year, which they'd initially claimed they planned on cancelling.

I'm not touching commodities ever again

>>54141131
TQQQ. Any major gold miner.

>>54141162
I'm waiting for the gold ratio to spike

>>54141131
Buy SQQQ when Nasdump is over 2% gain for the day, sell when it dumps down to 1% green. Buy TQQQ when nasdick is -2% for the day, sell it when it climbs up to a 1% intraday loss. Do this every day if high volatility and volume.

>>54141065
I'm considering setting up a fake teenage girl account on tik tok just to see how bad it is.

>>54141181
Gold to what ratio?

>>54141157
>doesn't remember bitcoin threads in g

>>54141151
No I was a boomer who constantly shilled for an SMG thread because I couldn’t into crypto

I just checked the market. OIL BARONS WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAA

>>54141160
the point is that each time it got to 72 it got a bid and thus prevented it from falling to Biden's actual target of 67.

I believe it was bloomberg or some other finance rag that said there was no bid from the White House so clearly too many ppl were front running Biden's orders at the low end of his range.

And thus I was a good boy and waited patiently as well for something to get oil down to 67.

>The swiss government is valuing options to stabilize credit suisse
lol

>>54141135
Bobos don't scare me either. It is the Bulltards who scare me. Governments needing to intervene to prop up a market is the very definition of "something is wrong" or at the very least, "something is not right". Even though we are down right now the market is doing too well all things considered we are not even in a bear market technically. Good news is bad... Very bad.

>SNB will provide liquidity to CS

>>54141195
Gold ratio refers to the gold/silver ratio. Need it to hit 100-130 and with a parabolic weekly change, then I'm shorting it

>>54141141
Lol.
Zoomer can't zoom out.
Lmao.
Zoomer can't zoom in.
Rofl.
Zoomer can only zoomzoom.
Top kek.

>>54141211
ALASKA PROJECTS, JACK

>>54141131
buying Boil at 6.3 and holding it for a few weeks and hope that it goes up to at least 10-15

>>54141131
CDs

>>54141141
Literally what the fuck happened here? Everything uses semiconductors these days

>>54141230
Looks like it only hit that level once before in history and that was an anomaly

lets see what this amounts to, if anything

>>54141263
rip

>>54141235
>dumped half the SPR on oilchuds near the top
>gets to buy it all back at $60
I kneel.

>>54141246
Kek. Banking Internet Defense Force detected.

>>54141240
>kek baggie

I bought KOLD yesterday. Scalped it today but I wouldn't be touching BOIL again now that it's already mid march. Springtime baby...

>>54141263
>Once
Every crash it spikes up. That's a rough area when I'll enter it. Really 90+ is the key area, but it really depends on the velocity. If it creeps up, nobody cares, but if it spikes then its a panic and will revert to the mean over several months/years

>>54141265
I wasn't waiting for this and it hasn't seemed to have moved anything so far.

>Swiss National Bank Will Provide CS With Liquidity if Necessary
there is always more money that can be printed

>>54141296

>>54141296

>>54141296

Switzerland's financial industry plays a critical role in the country's economy. The government will ensure the stability and resilience of the banking sector, with the aim of preventing bank failures. While no guarantees can be made, it is unlikely that the Swiss authorities would allow a major bank to fail without taking decisive action to mitigate the consequences.

>>54141259
It’s a 3x leveraged fund idiot

>>54141293
because it doesnt actually mean anything. Liquidity for what? How much? etc

>>54141218
There were bids. None were accepted. Because the whole thing is fake PR for the Biden admin to deflect criticism.
This is obvious.

I don't even think the decision to dump the SPR was necessarily bad, but this idea to refill it was obviously fake. If they wanted to refill they could buy futures. You do realize that futures trade past the current month, right?
Futures 12 months out and into later 2024/2025 were already seeing dips well below that theoretically $67 target you keep repeating.

Congrats on buying the dip today but the indicator you're relying on has no value. I'd be careful in the future. The reason this is an obvious buy is that the whole motivation for the selloff is 1.) energy traders getting liquidated, stopped out, margin called etc. 2.) inflation hedges related to the recent bank risks and subsequent treasury collapse.
If this turns into a legitimate economic crisis later on, there will be no support at anything above $40-50. Anyone relying on some Biden repurchase bailout will get fucked. Those barrels are never coming back into the SPR.

>>54140557
No reason to go long until it's evident that the bull market is returning. Buying when there's blood in the streets is a meme. You never know how much further it will drop. Better to miss a small gain than suffer a massive loss.

>>54141185
Decent play

>>54141130
That's odd, you kikes usually don't admit it

>ended $1 up today

>>54140400
That was fucking stupid or brave.