/biz/ - Business & Finance

Still comfy, holdin' and lurkin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,126.677B, 97P = 21.924B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,042.579B, 95P = 21.501B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>54135177
yeah I'll check that

>>54135177
Kek baggie

Friendly reminder

I bought some today. I do enjoy a good discount.

Went all in on Gme at $28. Now I guess maybe it’s time to kill myself

>>54135211
>GIVE ME THE FUCKING TWITTER PASSWORD RIGHT NOW I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

Kek baggies

Found this interesting tidbit in the Archegos/Credit Suisse report from 2021 in the cringemines:

"In addition, it appears that on March 12 Archegos renewed swaps in excess of $13 billion, with an original maturity date of March 29, 2021, for 24 months (with the same initial margin) at Archegos’s request. CS documents suggest that the renewal was a mistake. On March 12 the PSR analyst covering Archegos specifically instructed a Delta One trader not to renew these swaps in view of the pending discussions with Archegos about moving to dynamic margining"

Looking at the chart, around 3/12/21 is when GME started it's long decline. A day prior to that we had our giant red mid-day spike that stopped the second run after the sneeze. Perhaps CS saw their position getting untenable in the days leading up to the 12th (because GME was running) and bit the bullet (no pun intended) to renew before things got out of hand. Seems like maybe they panicked, renewed for 2 years to buy time, and now the 2 years has elapsed with no improvement for them. If this is true, they're even more boned now. They expire in 2 weeks, so we'll see what they do with this hot potato.

>>54135233
Went all in at 40 and really just wanna shill for RC even more now

GOING OFF COURSE, OF COURSE, I'M FORCED TO SHOW MY HAND, THAT BLEEDS, JUST PLANT THE SEED, INSIDE OF ME

So when is the squeeze?

INIFITE MONEY BROS
WAGMI!!

>>54135295
Its infinite money just for the shorts LMFAO BAGGIES

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>54135266
Run roh

I am so fucking hard rn

>>54135268
40 pre or post split? I was really happy with my cost average being so close to 100 pre split because that 125-150 range was so solid. Now I’m absolutely getting SHIT on. I have to remember that if I shut my screen off none of it exists anyway

Waiting for 14,88 to buy more

>>54135266
Checked. Maybe the planets are aligning with earnings happening next week.

Earnings report tend to get leaked early. In the past, whenever GameStop was going to report a loss, the stock price would drop for the week prior.

This is a very, very bad sign.

I just boughted 10 shares
good cheap price!

>>54135325
https://twitter.com/tradexfreedom/status/1635995239935614976
The poopoo'ing is upon us.

>>54135329
>we can start buying at meme prices again
no better way to average down

>>54135335
Imagine the company reporting profits, zero debt, and the stock is trading at 15 bucks a share. Yahtzee.

Was today a new low since the squeeze ?

>>54135367
I love it!

>>54135266
Looks like we were right about credit suss, those swiss bank niggers are dying right

>>54135211
>>54135253
I would’ve loved to seen that fucking tantrum lol. Those posts gave many, me included, a steady flow of hopium for years. Anytime I feel like I’m being fudded, I think back to these tweets. This was his biggest blunder throughout this entire saga.

>>54135253
top kek

>>54135351
No this new low is a good thing and heres why [insert new cope here]
Baggies can you complete this for me im lazy

>>54135351
no, when your fat ass mom's belly starts to rumble...THAT is a bad sign
I am buying the shit out of this stock today

SWAPS EXPIRING IN THE SECOND HALF OF THIS MONTH
MY BONER IS ENGORGED
WAAAAAAGWI

They should’ve just paid me 2 years ago. They choose this.

THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT A FUNKOPOP PAWN SHOP WAS GOING TO MAKE THEM RICH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54135387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V-a3aoO0Mo
And then a week later we got this damage control interview with the classic "bad comedy joke" line

>>54135444
checked

>>54135266
Holy shit some actual DD in these threads god bless you. 99% of this place is pure fucking cope but to see some actual quotes is hard to believe. Maybe if you fags had more of this I wouldnt kek you so much but very interesting info

>>54135444
Based and also based digits. Shi shi shi, market-chan.

>>54135444
Yeah I'll check that

>>54135266
Shills got really fucking mad when I started pointing out this possibility last week (not cs specifically, just generally about swaps). It’s great to know why

>>54135451

>>54135266
what does this mean

LMAO TOTAL BAGGOT DEATH
KEK BAGGIES KEK

>>54135451
Everyone look at the shill, notice how he doesn't engage with anything substantive posted in this thread

HO HO HO
Christmas is coming!

Hope you guys got in under $16, that was the bottom

>>54135367
Not that he’s ever right except for that one time in 2008, but it seems like burry is actually bullish moving forward for the market based off a tweet he made today. I’ll see if I can find it but basically he said 3 more weeks and then we’ll rebound

>>54135453
Lmao that dude was through some shit during that time.

Credit Suisse can't close

>54135508 (You)
>posting the actual stock price
>shilling

baggers cannot cope harder

>>54135444
checked and iktf bro. I was ready to just wagecuck and play games for the rest of my life. Now I gotta rob and kill billionaires (in Minecraft)

baggies

FREE BRO
>FREE GME
FREE BRO
>FREE GME
FREE BRO

>>54135266
Credit Suisse has about 400,000 of those, right? I want to see what happens when they all expire at the same time.

>>54135534
yeah, it's like when people pretend saying crime statistics are racist

>>54135501
>shortly after the great Bogging, credit sussie opened a bunch of swaps
>this served the purpose of making their books look less like the absolute dumpster fire they are
>swaps have expirations
>it’s in two weeks
>it’s pretty unlikely they can be renewed given the current state of things

So when you guys said market crash you didn't say gme would crash along with it...

>>54134964
>>54134964
can't make this stuff up

Man is this place going to look different in two weeks when GME is sitting pretty at $10k per share with the overall market down 50% and crypto baggies trying to cope with BTC at $2,000

>He thinks this is a market crash
topkek when SPY is halved then we can call it a crash

>>54135611
I can already taste the blood.

>>54135653
I wonder what the fud will look then.

>>54135652
just waiting for the cascading liquidations to start

>>54135266
This is it gentlemen.
>Idiosyncratic risk.

>>54135266
In how many weeks they expire?

>>54135687
>when idiosyncratic risk and systemic risk collide

>>54135632
Fucking kek

>baggies falling for Muh Dumps copium for the fiftieth time
Kek

I took a gamble
I thought I could handle
The pain, the pain of loss
Now I'm here, empty, funds depleted
All because of the cash I yeeted
A broken frog, financially raped
I took the only chance I had to escape

There's nothing left now, rock bottom's been hit
Now I've read the FUD from Atobitt

>>54135632
The world is a funny place sometimes.

Avatarfags and baker MIA since the day the banks start to collapse
Use your brain

>>54135723
bankers are gme shills?

>>54135723

guys once the dividend split happens we're all gonna wagmi and shills will be btfo

>54135723
Spell it out for me 45

>>54135723
>good glowies have been baking for us for two years
that's what my brain tells me, and I like what it says

>>54135723
>avatarfags missing
please name them, theres were barely any of them posting in the last few months

>>54135750
trashfags gone
all at the same time
busy with something important apparently

>>54135767
based GESARA Qfag

>your TDA account is moving to Schwab
Welp.

>>54135767
You admit they’re glowies yet you fail to see the implications of them controlling the narrative for 2 years

>>54135829
lol. lmao.

TIME AND TIME AGAIN IVE GONE TO BAT FOR YOU, MARK

>>54135829
they're far better than the alternative

Bought some more, DRS in 3 (three) (business) days

>>54135750
It means you're the middest of midwits left holding the bag HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>54135808
>54135829
I’m sorry I’m too dumb can you just tell me what I should be thinking? Can you try and control the narrative now?

>>54135886
So hedgies maintained a community to manipulate the price of a security?

>>54135177
Also checked

>>54135914
Based

>>54135723
Still here. Nothing about the fundamentals changed.

>>54135907
And you'll do fucking nothing about it baggie lmao

Kek crypto baggies

>>54135351
Nah, last March, the earnings report was the worst yet, it dumped before, but it was the first to immediately rise gradually the next day and it skyrocketed $100 in the following days.

>>54135996
You are taking to a shill. Just ignore them. They will all be dead soon anyway

>>54136008
fair enough

>>54135829
But then what so I do with the fact that you and the shill glowies have been trying to control the narrative as well?
The glowies are on all sides and I can only choose one...

It writes entire novels for you in a moment, they don't understand the potential. At all.

Lmao I have 700 shares on Robinhood because I never fell for the fidelity or CS fud

>Can't even see 30% of the thread

I haven't sold a single share since Jan 21, and I have continually bought since then. Be honest, Anon, am I being played?
Glowie replies not allowed.

Also, if SVB had the potential to collapse the US Banking Sector with its $209 billion worth, then it is a nothingburger compared to Credit Suisse's $1.7 trillion USD, I'm surprised we're not talking about this more, this is the true ultimatum we were waiting for:
saving the dollar, or bailing out the financial system for a foreign bank

In a little while from now
If I'm not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
And climbing to the top
Will throw myself off
In an effort to
Make it clear to whoever
Wants to know what it's like when you're shattered

i dont know how many of you subscribe to "pump theory"
it's an day-trading strategy from the mid 2000s
but right now it's flashing a big, red warning sign for GME
simply put - GME is all out of "pump"
think of "pump" like gas in the tank of a car
if a car is out of gas, it won't move
if a stock is out of "pump", it won't climb higher
the volume on GME indicates dwindling "pump" for days now
$24 will be a short-term high, the last spurt of "pump" that could be wrung from GME
and now we're going to see a "de-pump" to $10ish almost certainly
around these levels, GME can replenish some of its "pump reserves" for its next leg higher
but for now, i see no reason to hold a stock that is completely bereft of any "pump"

>>54136090
If you were being played would they spend all day every day spamming the thread for two years to get you to sell?

>>54135808
Why would the government acting on our behalf be a bad thing? Our interests align. I want to play video games, and they want to reset the global economy and political structure with themselves seated at the helm. Win-win situation.

>>54136090
Your financial decisions are yours and yours alone, nobody else's.

>>54135723
Maybe he got banned. Because a lot of them get banned a lot.

>>54136120
If you were being played would they spend all day every day spamming the thread for two years to get you to buy?

>54136156
Having our own general to talk among ourselves is apparently spamming now.

>>54135723
>hit a new low that allows all shorts to be covered since the big meme spike when this all started
the "moass" meme is literally dead

>>54136147
Lol. Ban is just a new friend filter.

>>54136090
You are an independent stock holder, neither I nor anyone else can tell you what to do with your money.

>>54136156
That’s projection right there. None of us are telling you to buy. We’re just sitting here waiting.

>>54136090
you tell me

>>54135702
two more weeks
>perfection

>>54135266
When is the end of those two weeks?
I'll accept Two Weeks

>>54136230
>this kills the baggie

baker's slipped out of baking for family duties before. Same fella that posts the star trek doom room or whatever would fill the gap. Shills really trying to control the narrative lol lmao

>>54136275
>Shills really trying to control the narrative lol lmao
Please tell me what the narrative is considering all the shorts just got covered

>>54136275
>Shills really trying to control the narrative lol lmao
They always have done, any figure they can latch onto they try and destroy, fake and impersonate

I’m about to short the shit out of glowman sachs

>>54136293

>>54135266
I'm retarded, is them expiring a good or bad thing for us, and what exactly can they do?

>>54136275
Shit, I wish I glowed. I'd probably sleep better at night. As it stands I just stay armed, both literally and with the love of Christ.

>54136275
>Shills really trying to control the narrative lol lmao
>brainstop under $16
"Trying" heh not our fault no one is buying an unprofitable funkopop pawn shop lmao every day more and more baggies capitulate

>>54135954
hey fren

>>54136312
yes anon there will be high volume when a stock drops 12% in one month

shills seething because they're all going to get killed for deciding to work for financial criminals that placed bad actors on company boards (bcg) and thought they could short a retailer that sells funko pops and anime body pillows with 0 debt into bankruptcy. shill fags fucking lost, get over it, kiss the ring

>>54136345
>shills seething because they're all going to get killed for deciding to work for financial criminals that placed bad actors on company boards (bcg) and thought they could short a retailer that sells funko pops and anime body pillows with 0 debt into bankruptcy. shill fags fucking lost, get over it, kiss the ring
really? Cause all the shorts have been covered since 2021 march. You are in another reality anon.

>54136293
suck my dick

>>54136345
So it's come to this
Hyderabad Hellions all over the place
Is it really necessary?
Literally every damn day the same thing
Laughing is the only way to stay sane in the face of it

Nobody should have to do that for a living
Ignorantly parroting a narrative for BTC dust and a bowl of peas
Going about each day the same way
Greedily continuing to ruin the board
Even when they've been mocked relentlessly time after time
Rather than seeking gainful employment, they continue
Sad

Too bad, really, they could've bought instead
Or at least shit in a different street
Never had that thought cross their simple minds I'm sure
God they are hilarious in their stupidity
Uniquely so
Even the schizos have more valuable things to say

Many times I've wondered what that life must be like
Yelling into the void like pissing into an ocean of piss

Almighty God, I thank you for not giving me that life
Numerous times, a thousand time I thank thee
Universally hated is something I wouldn't wish on anyone
Shills bear that burden with no dignity

>2015 was 471 years ago

NO ONE CHECK THE PRICE. STOP LOOKING AT THE PRICE. CHECKING THE PRICE MAKES THE PRICE GO DOWN

>kiss the ri-ACK!

>>54136353

>>54136377
Shit, sorry I just looked.

>>54136372
i'm thinking based

>>54136389
Why would I an hero anon? It's not like I got suckered into a cult and lost all my money :3

>>54136353
I know they’ve covered (partly via swaps that are due to expire in two weeks) but have they closed?

>>54136389
Why is there an "optimal" height? Wouldn't the more height the better

>>54135513
I got a couple dozen at 15.7. I also got a few at 16.5, 17, 18, 19, so on. I buy every day

>>54136417
Kek hedgies. I think i will go in for another 100 shares in celebration of you seething

>>54136456
You win every day. I bought more too. The discount is too irresistible

$15.85
Lets go! All the shorts are covered

>>54136429
Its the height you would die at, wouldn't want to veg yourself now would you?

>>54135723
Their little Discord group was infiltrated and the outsider found that the avatarfags and baker were cunny enthusiasts. The infiltrator used evidence of their being cunny enthusiasts as blackmail. Blackmail is their most potent weapon. Don't be a moran, use your brian.

>>54136429
I'll forward this question to the hedgys on ledgys, they seem to be knowing what they're doing.

>>54136480
I mean this is /gme/ I'm assuming they are already braindead

>>54136314
FFS read it. Then think on it.
Fuck it, I'll give you a hint. Picture the swaps as a giant bag of shit you swept under the rug, and your mom is about to look under your rug cause something stinks.

>>54136341
>high volume
They really need to give you all better documentation to work from so you don’t make such asses of yourselves so often. Right when you almost had me clicking that sell button, you go and say something so fucking stupid your entire persona dissolves and a smelly Ganges drinking jeet is left standing in it’s place

快適にお過ごし、/ジエミ/。

hahahahaha oh no no no
baggies will be approaching the ledgies the closer and closer GME gets to zero
cannot wait for mass GME holder suicide!

>54136293
>All shorts closed but the price went down.
Kek. You need to go back to shill school.

>it's over!
>shorts covered!
>back to twenty fast!
>I mean back to five fast!
>you think a video game retailer is going to get into nft's?!?!
>the marketplace is just for jpgs!
>oh it has games and movies? It'll never get support!
>oh it integrates with unity?
>oh it integrates with unreal?
>it only makes 3 dollars!
>you're gonna get diluted!
>there will never be a dividend!
>oh it's a dividend split?
>ignore dtcc shenanigans, it did nothing!
>closer to profitability quarter after quarter is nothing!
>drs rates increasing
>it's over!
suck my fuckin nuts you cry babby pussies

>>54136526
Anon you do realize the price goes down just because there are more sellers than buyers right? Turns out your drs does nothing

When does the swaps expire?

>>54136525

Broke $15.80!

Will we see $10 this month?

Dumb Money has a release date for the fall.

Are apes allowed to watch it? Do you have cope about it being a catalyst for MOASS?

>>54136573
>your face when you lose your life savings because you followed a reddit bagholder cult with completely made up DD
LOL

>>54136492
Saying this without proof is just hearsay, but I was never in the discord nor do I know anyone else in any way. Everyone here is as anonymous to me as a stranger on the street and pedos should be fed into woodchippers feet first in my opinion. Still worth noting saying stuff like this is one of the most common smear tactics known to man when it comes to blackmail.

>>54136588
1,000 share limit buy order placed at $10 baby

>>54136588
Just wait for the earnings call. A lot of idiots are coping that they will make money for the first time in 6 years during this recession.

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
(actually no i wouldn't)

54136550
>he doesn’t know DRS is literal proof that more retail is buying than selling
>and yet the price goes down
>and his pea brain doesn’t think to ask questions about that inconsistency

>54136550
as if this would be enough to counteract the poomp from shorts closing, curries just love going in circles.

>>54136616
Thats not have drs works anon. Just because you can drs doesn't mean retail is buying more than selling.

>>54136469
Kek, I don't think throwing your money away will anger that anon at all. He'll probably get a laugh out of it

>>54136469
I mean go ahead. It hasn't worked so far but you're idiot ass is going to let others leave

One of my favorite things about this platform is you’re able to say whatever you want and develop an entire persona if you wanted (I.e avatarfags namefags 45) then the very next thread you’re shed of that and are back at square one. since 2021 I have had so many different identities in these threads, it’s probably why I keep coming back because none of them actually stick and you’re always back as just another anon when the thread limit hits

When it’s all said and done I kind of hope most of the shills were larpers because the levels of retardation I’ve seen them sink to are inexcusable.

>>54136610
the only hope is M&A but RC is probably way too comfy and out of touch with his billions of dollars in net worth to feel the urgency to do something constructive and compromised superstonkers don't want anything to do with BBBY

>>54136679
yep, sometimes im the shill, sometimes im the baggy, either way, im here forever.

Kek crypto baggies.

>>54135266
Can you guys imagine if credit suisse goes down and CNBC breaks the news on TV that GME is responsible for everything. Are we the terrorists?

>>54136685
They're all buying privately anyway.

54136639
>esl
>insistence that the number most easily manipulatable by the literal market maker says what the script needs it to say
>ignorant of logical conclusions of everything that says retail is buying except for the one thing the people short on the stock can affect
Ah yeah, it’s real saag hours in here

>>54136742
It would be completely incomprehensible to the average person.

these fucking faggots have been kvetching since shit ripped in 2021 and want you to think "it's fun!" "everything's a nothing börger!". they're going to eat shit

>>54136679
I want to call you a newfag Reddit tourist and tell you to kill yourself but I can appreciate the wholesomeness of discovering the beauty of 4channel

>>54136679
We are all frens here, this is the beauty of it.

>>54136677
I"ll give you one more chance to say something that makes me doubt my winning hand until I filter you

I hope RC is comfy today.

>>54136742
They would never do that until it’s absolutely too late. I legitimately expect there to be some kind of media black as we rip to a new all time high and normies get priced out. It would be far to risky to let the normies know they’ll rush to buy a ticket.

>>54136765
>Chinese real estate never crashin-ACK
>American real estate never crashin-ACK
>Stock market never crashin-ACK
>Banks never fail-ACK
It's increasingly hard to ignore that the world is NOT going on with business as usual.

Why did we dump baggie bros?

>>54136742
Man they'd have to do quite a bit of hedge unraveling to prove it. Which, from the public, would eventually beg the question, why were you forcefully bankrupting companies for profit and what other companies weren't able to fight back?

>>54135620
We actually did.
Dipb4lerip.

>>54136851

>>54136759
Do you remember how ken griffin talked about teachers' pensions? Can you believe that he cares about teachers' pensions? This is crazy world and stakes are high. I can see gamestop being painted as a bad guy and shareholders as greedy people who brought suffering to average hard working Americans. Nowadays even president Biden can say whatever they want.

>>54136927
the financial illiteracy is astounding

>>54135177
I recognize that OP and you guys are special. The brain power is off the charts in these threads. You might not know but you change people's lives. We are thousands of miles apart and it's pretty obvious that we will never meet IRL. After MOASS I would be honored if you will join me at an exclusive private party https://GMEntlemen.com.. That means no shills, hedgies, and other top men. Registration will close the moment Moass starts. If not, that's ok, I am honored and proud to be part of this community. WAGMI! Still comfy waitin’ and holdin’.

>>54136480
Optimal is the wrong word though. I suppose it is the minimal threshold to achieve maximum velocity.

>>54136927
so
>shorts almost expiring
>get other banks to short so you all have 2 years to scheme
>essentially push MOASS off 2 years

correct me if I'm wrong but if I shorted the stock at any point after march 2021 then I would have made money right?
>>54136964
gme doesn't have enough cash for 2 years more operational losses

>>54136964
the shorts closed over two years ago dumbfuck baggie
the only thing you've delayed is your retirement by putting your life savings into a reddit bagholder stock

>>54136601
Not hearsay if my statement is based on any one of my six senses.

>>54136840
shills flood the board to reduce conversation amongst investors that remind us of those things, it's so easy to call those "nothings" and rile up shit posts to slide that sort of discussion, they literally seethe at it or outright do not engage

>>54136964
It will end before the year is out, period. The end is in sight. Considering it can't go much above the line of hedgie nightmares and would be bought up and locked extremely quickly at anything under double digits, I've got a pretty good idea how it ends.

>>54136742
No you're just baggies

>>54137015
Short squeezes are ultimately a bear-market phenomenon. Not a bull market one.

Happening

So now that flat theory is dead what’s the new esoteric TA?

>>54136955
Yeah and we don't want to waste any potential energy in times of energy scarcity.

>>54136988
I was retired 10 years ago at 30. I have over 20,000 GME shares, and still have 8 figures in my bank account. I am not going anywhere. get wrecked.

>>54137015
At least draw the line correctly

Two more weeks?

>>54137043
Good thing we're in a bear market and there's no choice but to keep raising interest rates.
>>54136996
Strange, my sixth sense is telling me this is an asspull lie. I suppose time will tell since neither of us can.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11s1cly/are_brazilian_puts_back_on_the_menu/
Built for the BBG (Big Black Glock)

>>54137083
Jaw drops.

>>54137083
did everyone stand up and clap when you retired?

>>54136947
F-F-F-FILTERED!

>>54136988
Devolving back to this argument every couple of months just shows how weak and ineffective your existence is.

>>54137224
>SEC literally came out and said the shorts closed their positions
>UHH THAT DOESNT COUNT, HERE LOOK AT THIS IMAGE IVE GIVEN ZERO EXPLANATION FOR
kek baggie

VIX is up 20%, rumors of Credit Suisse insolvency, /GME/ infested with glowbugs. Yeah, we're gonna be fine, my frens.
Hey glowies and other assorted shills, you think you're gonna get a huge payday from all this when your bosses go bankrupt? lol. lmao.

how we doing today fellas? New 52 week low today or tomorrow?

>>54137267
>Rumors
Oh you sweet summer retard kek

>>54137256
OGs will know what the image means.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

>>54137276
We'll be kissing 14 tomorrow

>>54137267
They’ve been getting paid imaginary internet crypto money and they like to kindly forget crypto will be liquidated in its entirety before they dip into their blue chips to pay us

>OGs will know what the image means.

>>54137357
And I'll be kissing your mother tonight

>>54136988
Everyone who averaged down when it was at 40 has been green this entire time. Does that make you mad?

Honestly I’m surprised they’re still beating the same drum with their fud. I was sure they’d try threatening our lives again.

>>54137394
you're almost at a new 52 week low. that means everyone is red, dumbfuck baggie
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Hi baggies just curious how your little squizzly squooze is going? Lmao 2 more weeks am I right?

>>54137415
I'm not red until we are at under 12 dollars.

>>54137409
I'm waiting for the GME holders are Russian Spies arc, we've been called terrorists so it's the next logical step

>54137415

>>54137438
we all believe you baggie

>>54137453
And when it goes down past 12, I'll buy the dip.

>>54137357
nice
>>54137393
give her a kiss for me too. I haven't been back to my billage in a while

>>54137464
don't forget to buy all the way to zero and keep cope posting when GME is delisted okay baggie?

There it is! The magic word! Delisted!

Lmao literally impossible. Until BBBY gets delisted I’m not worried about it

Hey Keith. How bout that sub 1 dollar BBBY?
>he didn’t know

>>54137546
>sub 1 dollar BBBY
So I see you can't read

>delisting is literally impossible
>he doesn't know

>>54135815
>its real

Its actually happenning

>>54137150
The brazilian puts story is far more bizarre than people give it credit, i'll post a few images to illustrate
>Constancia Investimentos holds the puts

>>54137572
>Constancia Investimentos merges with Principia Capital Management

So, this fella walks into a bar with a goldfish. He puts the goldfish on the bar and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's with the fish?" The guy responds, "Well, he's a really talented goldfish. He can sing and play musical instruments." The bartender is skeptical, but he humors the guy and says, "Alright, let's see what he can do."

So the guy pulls out a little piano and sets it up on the bar. The goldfish jumps on top of the piano and starts playing a beautiful tune. The bartender is amazed, but he still has some doubts. He says, "Okay, that's impressive, but can he sing?"

The guy nods and pulls out a tiny microphone. He puts it in front of the goldfish and says, "Alright buddy, let's hear those pipes." And wouldn't you know it, the goldfish starts belting out a song in a clear and melodic voice. The bartender is blown away.

Just then, another guy walks into the bar and sees the goldfish performing. He goes up to the owner and offers to buy the goldfish for $10,000. The owner thinks about it for a moment and says, "Alright, he's yours." The new owner takes the goldfish and leaves the bar.

The bartender turns to the original owner and says, "What are you crazy? You could have made a fortune with that fish!" The guy just shrugs and says, "Eh, he was a lousy bartender anyway."

>>54137572
I remember the explanation for these, they said "oh it was a glitch (as usual) they are puts for a different ticker, accidently added to GME!"

"Please goy believe us"

reminder that you all got countless people gave you countless warning signs
you choose to close your ears and be stubborn
you deserve your poverty

>>54137561
How much did you lose?

>>54137572
I also remember the team at that Brazilian firm looking like they were ai generated.

>>54137599
Principia Capital Management claims they part of a UN chartered network with $83 trillion in assets

>>54135177
ITS
OKAY
TO
BUY
GAMESTOP

>>54137623
Wasn’t there also something about offshore short positions not being required to be reported? We also get Brazilian shills here still jajajajaja

>54137634
Why would anyone try and help me on this website? You actually expect me to believe people warned me out of the kindness of their own hearts. Is it your first time here?

Reminder countless people warned you that crypto aka imaginary internet money is worthless, has no real world purposes and you will bought it at $58k

You deserve your poverty

>>54137649
>sold but not yet purchased

>>54137684
oh im not trying to help

Post the times when you were a baggie bro
>be me watch the price go to 350 dollars
>don't sell cause diamond hands
>WAGMI

CAM ON BBBY SCORE SAM FAKKIN DOOMPS

Oh well. Guess I’ll keep throwing away money and drsing my shares that obviously isn’t doing anything at all. Frfr I drsed my shares back when the whole thing started and more and more people have been doing it yet it just keeps going down. Someone tell me I’m going to be able to at least sell and get some of my money back

>>54137712
Please don't sell yet baggie. Wait for $10 at least

>be me
>watch price go to $350
>don’t sell because I’m not selling until $100,000

WAGMI

remember when DRSing was an attempt to prove "retail owns the float multiple times" then it turns out you weren't even remotely close so now it turned into "let's slowly DRS the float over a number of years and maybe something will happen"?
lmfao

>>54137708
Dats roight! Daddy needs a new rem’ington

>>54137698
I've just slowly over time come to realize most of these large financial networks are overtly criminal in nature, 'even' or maybe especially the government backed ones.

Reddit isn’t even 10% of total GME holders and the float has been half registered by them alone.

Yeah you’re fucked.

>>54137700
right but im meaner than you so somethings up

>>54137740
When do you think they'll realize they dramatically over calculated their DRS?

nigger

>>54137774
Never, there are people to-this-fucking-day that STILL think CMKM is just about to squizzle

>>54137774
>overcalculated
good thing the company reports the numbers officially every quarterly report! Anyone else excited for next week?!

>Movie coming out
Know what?
I hope that the MOASS holds off until the week after the movie comes out.
I want a solid week of 'It's over guys, Gamestop is dead and everyone who bought it is le meme stoner funny man who got played by the brave, bold heroes of wallstreet to stop them stealing your pensions'
Only for it to then pop off.

I want the curtain to be lifted, Wizard of Oz style leaving even the most basic normie wondering 'Hm, funny they made such a shameless propaganda piece telling us not to buy into it and then it happened'

I mean, I'd also be fine with it happening tomorrow and getting the fuck outta dodge, but seeing normies have a big-thonk moment is always interesting.

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>54137572
>>54137599
>>54137738

No cap, I'm legit comfy bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePsEG_zQAE

i bought more

kek BAGGIES

>>54137829
you're legit a fag. Your ID even confirms it.
>>54137832
good boy

>>54137822
Baggie feverdream

I'm regretting not selling when it went above $40 just after the split.

>>54137845
I'm being the kind of faggot I want to see in the world. At least until the thread is over and I have a new ID.

>54137256
this faggot thinks covering is closing lmfao

If this keeps following SPY then it will go to zero. Something's got to give...

>>54137908
Kek baggie

>>54137922
No see, he's closing his eyes by covering them with his hands which means he's right! It's the same!
KEK Ledgies! Tommy Boy is waiting for ya!

WAIT?! I THOUGHT BBBY WAS THE REAL PLAY!? I thought Gamestop's success depended on the CERTAIN MERGER with ICAHN showing us the riches?!
muh muh NINENTY NINE CENTS!!!
KEITH PLEASE TALK TO ME. TALK TO ME KEITH!!!!
>he didn't know

I've got the next bake primed and ready, going to fuckin' bed after that.

3 anti GME threads in the catalog LMAO

I just sold me GME...out of TDA and am going to rebuy on CS. No point in holding on TDA and Schwab if they are joining to share the liability.

>>54137986
But we're the spammers because we have a general.

>>54137982
based

>>54137986
First time?

>>54137918
we got enough massive faggots already in this world. You can let off the gas m8.

>>54137004
>>54137004
>>54137004
Threaded

KEK 7 - 1

>>54137986
Glowbug infestation. You love to see it. Pure, distilled, we-are-going-the-right-way vindication.

I am sure we will get our apology from the BBBY spammers next thread. I am sure they've realize they were wrong and smeared their fucking shit all over the walls here for months and admit they are retards who fell for a hedge fund con.

>>54137986
You don't understand, they need 4-12 seethe threads at all time, how and where else are they supposed to complain about us having 1 thread?
We're ruining the board, they're clearly trying to improve it.

>>54135177
THREADED! CALLING ALL BAGGIES TO THE NEXT /GME/ THREAD 52 WEEK LOW EDITION
>>54138026
>>54138026
>>54138026

>>54137975
t. GME at $15

>>54137743
FANKS GME

>>54135177
Don't worry guys the floor is 1.50-2$, you know, the actual value of the stock.

my all world index ETF dropped by 0.36% WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

>>54138105
says the fucking retard who's stock pick is about to be delisted. Sure you should be casting stones there "fren"?

>>54138080
>>54138099
glow check
>>54138011
tda rugpull check

Actual next thread
>>54138115
>>54138115
>>54138115

>>54138080
They haven't learned yet that autists can actually photosynthesize the glow and convert it into energy.

>>54138111
>>54138111
>>54138111
Breaded.

>>54135815
FUCK Sch-(clears throat)-wab. TDA was so much better. Find a new brokerage bro, Charles is an absolute piece of flaming shit.

>>54138153
Thanks for the attempted assist.

>>54138155
lmao

>>54137256
Show me where the SEC said shorts closed please. Make sure it says “shorts closed”…

>>54136429
Terminal velocity