/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>>54134446

>>54135533
Just bought 600 shares of siga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbyGHDMPA7E

MASTER

MASTER

*twerks* gold > buttcoin *dabs*
no cap

>>54135555
And quads to boot. Siga moon incoming

PROSHARES ULTRA BLOOMBERG NATURAL GAS BROATHERS

>>54135573
Megadeth better

dinner is served saars

BIDEN WON

If your portfolio doesn't move atleast +/-15% every day you shouldn't be allowed to post on /smg/

Ahhh shit here I go again... it's 1987 again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg

Psalm 23

1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

going to the casino and putting it all on black. i can't possibly lose.

>>54135598
As did Charles "Klaus" Schwab.

NASCOCK will close green, you read it here first.

nothing ever happens

I'm old enough to remember people saying Jim Brandon would not destroy everything he touched.

>>54135593
What kind of food is that, sir?

>>54135615
>1987
hey I was born that year

ESG bros...

I just want boomers to suffer. What do I do?

Reminder that Friday is a Quadruple Witching day.

>>54135664
theyre all dying poor

>>54135664
Dont rent & dont buy a house, live with your parents and leech.

>>54135671
There's only 2 witches in there

FRC looking mighty slurpable...

>>54135684
I don’t want the boomers I like to suffer though

>>54135671
Opex day. I remember in October I thought every day that week was going to be the Big Breakdown and the market would fall 5%. Thursday w as so red, I was so vindicated. Then Friday was inexplicably green. How? Why? Someone did this.

>>54135671
They are fighting so hard to keep the floor stable before expiration but next Monday could be like -4% rofl

>>54135684
rent free housing for students you mean

What do I buy bros?

So what should I buy when liquidity dries up and they freeze credit?

>>54135664
Post anything negative about boomers on 4chan and they will appear shrieking about how you're a lazy millennial jew.

>>54135647
Zee new narrative is that this is Trump's economy. We won't see brandon's economy until 2025.

>>54135711
/pmg/

>>54135698
That doesn't exist.

SLURPY DURPY DOO

Total QE bubble death

Kill techshit. Slam dunk real estate to the street. Roundhouse kick banks in the repo sheet. Cut retirement funds with a katana.

Here's what our favorite retail retards were particularly bullish on yesterday, with today's performance:
>SCHW: 2.16%
>BAC: -1.70%

Not bad, idiots.

>>54135630
As did Pep"pa Pig" Company

>>54135699
FRC is gonna net you 10% by eod

>>54135737
>he didn't lock in that 10% gain from SCHW yesterday

I’m about to sell everything and go 90% in on KHC. The other 10% will be actually buying Heinz ketchup and Kraft max and cheese. It’s all I’ll be eating until 2025

My bank (UK big 4) just limited payments to crypto exchanges. Btc sisters btfo.

>Pippa "Pips" Bunce (born Philip Bunce) is a British banking executive. Bunce, who is non-binary and genderfluid, is a senior director at Credit Suisse. She serves as the Head of Global Markets Core Engineering Strategic Programs and as the Co-Chair of the LGBT Ally Program at Credit Suisse. In 2018, Bunce was awarded one of the Top 100 Women in Business by the Financial Times.
Is investing in big banks good for you?

>>54135772
Too bad the UK is less relevant than France and Germany in the world economy

>>54135711
A house, probably

Let's go Brandon.

>>54135758
based

>>54135744
>Heard you talking shit, KO.

>>54135772
>UK
No one cares about cuck isle lmao

Should I buy X and CLF

I'm going to keep swing trading and having unprotected sex with whores and there is nothing Jerome Powell can do to stop me

>just dca and buy and hold

Look boomer. Your 401k bags are not my fucking problem

>>54135792
Do amerilards really?

>>54135758
Optimistic, thinking you'll still be eating after 2024.

>>54135818
What a fucking embarrassing message exchange.

>>54135737
SCHW is the best bank and I immensely regret sleeping when they were below 50, totally missed the opportunity

>>54135690
Layoffs have hit the witching sector hard.

>Russian ambassador in Washington summoned over the drone incident
>Netherlands to give Ukraine minesweepers, drone radars, - Defence ministry
>Russian Su-27 aircraft struck the propeller an MQ-9 reaper drone over the Black Sea, causing U.S. forces to have to bring the MQ-9 down in international waters. Several times before the collision, the Su-27s dumped fuel on and flew in front of the MQ-9 in a reckless, environmentally unsound and unprofessional manner., - U.S. European Command
>Russia's State Duma increases punishments for 'discrediting' Russian military
>The extension of the "grain deal" for 60 days is a gesture of goodwill on the part of Russia, - Peskov
>VDV Major General Dmitry Ulyanov died in Ukraine
>Serbian Minister of Economy urged the Serbian authorities to join sanctions against Russia
>Russia agrees to extend the grain deal only for 60 days, instead of the original 120 days
>Ukrainian Leopard 2 tank crews are finishing training in Spain, Germany

>>54135818
>casual sex
Disgusting.
>t. 28 year old virgin

>>54135782
>>54135801
Cope. Also based Winnie the Pooh.

I just woke up and I've already eaten 6 hot dogs

>>54135757
I locked in the first 10% from $48 to $53 or so back on monday. Not sure why people are still playing SCHW.

>>54135854
All that matters is
>War Status = Yes
Nothing else to report

>>54135846
With the aggressive selling I figured they might've been keeping all their cash in SVB.

>DXY pumping
>10 y yield dumping
Is this what they call a safety trade?

>>54135654
There are piles of it in the street

>>54135854
JFC I'm so sick of this conflict. Just suitcase nuke somebody or sign a peace treaty fucks sake.

short Jim Cramer etf looks like it's off to a good start

>>54135854
>environmentally unsound
so desperate to start a war lol.

>>54135880
More likely they (and every other bank) have been using hebrew magic to prop up balance sheets and people are still trying to figure out how badvthe fraud is (it's always worse than you think)

Nattygasbros, is the bottom in?

Thinking of buying the dip on Wells Fargo.
Yay or nay?
SCHW is disappointing me so far

stop giving support to ukraine, kill all oinkrainians and the conflict will stop simple as>>54135894

>>54135912
I'd love to smell Taytay's natural gas if you catch my drift.

>>54135934
Grow up

>>54135890
Monday was the US bank panic. Today is the Euro panic.
It's dangerous to associate the two factors as being part of the same move. Remember that DXY is still lower than where it sat a week ago.

>>54135925
Wells is a safe bank in the long run because they get all their money from raping minorities and handling boomer 401ks, but they're a bad investment because the democrats fucking hate them and will never letbthem flourish

When will mumuretards capitulate? They certainly can’t keep this up all day

>>54135839
It doesn't really matter what you say if you aren't a "ham chad"

>>54135858
It's not as good as having feelings but a woman killed those for me a long time ago

>>54135961
Kys nafo faggot

>>54135854
>no mention of Iran or Israel
You truly are clueless /biz/

>>54135801
But the guy looks like a Med?

>>54135986
>If you care about national sovereignty you must be a discord tranny
Eat shit, Ivan

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>54135986
>unprofessional manner
What’s the professional way to down a drone if guns are not allowed?

Jannies do your job

>>54135912

>>54135986
There is whole board dedicated for /pol/itics discussion. I think you will fit there very well considering how concerned you are about the (((current thing))))

https://youtu.be/-athci-dIvI
WE GOTTA HOLD ON TO WHAT WE'VE GOT~
IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE IF WE MAKE IT OR NOT~
WE GOT EACH OTHER AND THAT'S A LOT FOR LOVE~

OOOOOOOOH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE~
OOOOOOOOOOH LIVIN ON A PRAYER~

Im trying to make money here shut the fuck up about russia please now tell me if i should buy X and CLF

>>54136029
Gross

Stop shitposting. Or else...

>If you care about national sovereignty you must be a discord tranny

>>54136022
>selling the bottom

>>54135894
Slavs wont stop until there is a few million dead

>>54136048

>O-OIL? OIL.
>$200/BBL IN-INCOMING

>>54136022
>If you want a bit of cash
I have a job for that
>you can sell some
Congrats. You will own nothing and be happy.

>>54136038
Van Halen is better

>>54136039
Do yourself a favor and buy NDX

>>54136039
I'm waiting for 17 on CLF

>>54136082
True but livin on a prayer is literally about living through the 70's high inflation.

DIE SOXL DIE

>>54136080
I love cheap oil

>>54136050
ХPЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮ

>>54135593
And my coworkers still do not understand why I say I do not eat at Indian restaurants because I do not want to get sick.

BUDDY LOOK AT XAU/GBP COMPUTER

>>54136106
I didn't even know there was a stock market back then

>>54136080
GOLMAN SACHS LIED TO ME HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?

There is no way DRV will pop again now that I sold.

>>54136080
HOT DAMN I'M GOING ON A ROAD TRIP

Who the fuck is slurping this?

>>54136080
Total oil princess death

>>54136039
>please now tell me if i should buy X and CLF
no, not unless the fed pivots and you could probably make a re-inflation trade in the short term

>>54136121
December

>>54136119
The stock market was invented in the 17th century by the perfidious Dutch.

>>54136080
Remember when all the Jewish analysts shilled $200/barrel last year and /smg/ bought the top.. and I shilled DRIP and they called me a nigger and I told them not to try to fight the administration or the fed and that oil is related to inflation and they called me a faggot and kept posting "oil"

Yeah.. I remember

>>54136012
But Ukraine doesn't have national sovereignty in the first place

>>54136149
The whole world now just runs on TWO MORE WEEKS™ doesn't it

How do I short Saxo / Nordic companies?

>>54136135
I slurped some TD shares

>>54136135
There are many who abide to ”insanity mean opportunity”
When things hit max schizo you buy by default

>>54136023
A pilot using his plane as a ramming is unprofessional because he could wreck his plane. Its pretty dumb of russia to risk a pilot and a su 27 over a drone by ramming its prop. Its wasting good skills and equipment for internet points.

Told you yields where going lower. Kneel to the bond king

>What's this, the market dropped 0.0000000000001% after things are going to shit?
>Fuck I'm.... I'm
>I'M RECOOOOOOOVERING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>+300% RECOOVERY AFTER -0.3% INTRADAY DROP

>>54136149
What's with this bullshit expectations?
>Oh, it's going down? Well, it'll be back up but later.
It's that fucking easy

>>54136154
Kek eternal growth /smg/ baggies

>>54136135
>401K has been shitting bed
>Adjust 401k instead of pulling out
You are here
>Pull all cash out of market cuz 401k keeps shitting
>DEFINITION PROOF DEPRESION

NO QUESTIONS!

>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST

BHP is below $60 again. anyone else buying it when it gets close to $50? My only worry is that aussies might want to curb their coal mining efforts.

>>54136080
Getting pretty close to contango. Another 10 bucks and maybe I'll pick up some Dec calls.

>>54135598
>>54135630
Stocks?

>>54136198
care to explain what those scribles there mean, anon?

Why is Nasd-ACK going to close green? Sick of this shit.

I have insider information. Mumu's gonna need a thicker diaper for next week.

>>54136154
did you make a profit though
that's all that matters
it's all about timing, probably why it attracts so many degenerate gamblers
similar to nat gas, lol

This is the most margin calls I have ever seen in my life

Explain me this: doesn't the fact that US securities have been revealed to be toxic assets have major implications regarding the health of major banks and foreign central banks that hold these assets? I mean if these institutions start dumping their US treasuries it seems like a repeat of the 2008 crisis without a precursor like the subprime mortgage crisis. All I keep seeing is about bank runs and bank stocks, which right now don't seem what's really important in the sense that the danger can be contained.

>>54136217
I thought we were past anti-semitism here. Please I just want to discuss stocks.

>>54136256
they're not toxic assets if you dont spend 200 billion out of your 200 billion liquidity buying 1.5% 10 year bonds instead of 0.5% 6 month bonds

>GME falls below $16
all shorts before march 2021 have now been covered

>>54135986
Fuck off to pol faggot

>>54135792
American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting.
https://youtu.be/c9CEC0JImcE

>>54135622
Checked
>And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

>>54136257
haha
lol
lmao even

How fucking long will all market movement take place before open? I swear to god for the last fucking year we either pump or dump futures then crab. This market is 100% tranny fucking shit.

>>54136300
This. Hell, I throw it in my soup for a cheesy broth. All the other cheeses just turn in to sticky globs.

>>54136218
Everyone knows it’s going to return to ath eventually. How do you think it should go between now and then?

>>54136277
No, your not supposed to help the hedgies. The heckin squeez has not squeezerinhoed!

>>54136172
Yeah I can’t assess the risk/reward of this move but they did it for the bantz I’m sure

>>54136080
And yet the stocks are still close to ATH, so who cares? Any kind of upwards recoil will send them flying again. Just slurp cheapies and enjoy the ride bros. Fugg this market btw

>>54135555
just bought 150 and an option
SIG(m)A balls

>>54136080
I knew it wouldn't do its bullshit swing back to 80 this time.

>>54136332
Never. Low volume will do that to you. Stop worrying about daily movements.

>>54136277
>there's still a GME general on this board
i don't understand

>>54091841
>>54091841
>>54091633
>>54091633
We warned you.
You didn’t listen.
You never listen.
You didn't take the exit pump.

>>54136316
Ehh this one again. Jews basically saved the economy by providing additional liquidity to money market. I don't expect financially illiterate people to understand this though.

>>54136340
Its high risk and low reward. A reaper drone isnt really all that hard to get another one. But a pilot takes like 2 years of training to be able to get going on their own. Its risking a pilot over a drone. its pretty dumb.

>ZIM is most green in my portfolio
I love the nation of israel

Buying oil etfs at $65. Adding at $60.

>AAAAAAAAAAA BANK FAILURES
>banks down double digits across the board
>credit sus -40% again
>shit and piss: +0.13%
are they seriously just trying to fuck my spy puts

High IQ bro’s do any of you know how I can short the United States Federal Government?

Are there any inverse ETF’s that contain Credit Default Swaps on the US Treasury Bonds?

>>54136300
>not liking "cheese food product" is soi
yeah gonna have to sneed this
no hard feelings

No I simply will not sell. Sorry I know some of you are disappointed.

>>54136153
Still the Dutch but you can trace it back even to the 1400s. People don’t fucking believe me when I say it but America IS the East India Company. Official story is Betsy Ross had “no idea” where the design for the flag came from. Suuuure.

So do I buy Credit Suise?

>>54136380
>are they seriously just trying to fuck my spy puts
Duh- they don't want you to cum- Give up.

>>54136380
Sorry buddy but Moutain Jews don't matter to America.

>>54136386
What if Fed creates a special lending facility for US government that buys US government debt on par? Not saying it's going to happen, but expect unexpected.

>>54136386
you can buy TMV

>>54136386
Short bonds or find an inverse bond etf

>>54136361
>03/13/23(Mon)12:34:36
SPX 3868
>03/15/23(Wed)11:57:22
SPX 3860

Great warning. Buying puts would've been insane value on that 8 pt drop. Only had to go through multiple 2% pumps first.

My entire portfolio is a sea of red right now

>>54136409
why would you even consider that if this is not a shitpost

I'm longing the banks that dumped hoping FED will pivot and they will pump
Am I fucking up?

apologize.

Sell it all. Today.

>>54136198
oy vey you idiot you're not supposed to reveal our picks to the gentiles

>>54136461
>Am I fucking up?
In this clown market- good chance you're not...

>we will see 360 this month

>>54136445
I warned to take the exit pump.
I warned that it wasn't over.
I warned that big money was caught off guard and needed a day to reposition, before the real move could continue.
I warned that big money was buying puts to trigger VIX moves, while simultaneously pumping the market for exit liquidity.
I warned you that we would sell off, that the rally would die.
I warned to not get baited and go long.
Nowhere did I say to buy puts. Nowhere did I say to go short.
You didn't take the exit pump.

>>54136366
Sounds Russian if you ask me

>>54136463
sorry about your condom problem

>>54136461
A pivot heems their net interest margins while they still have to deal with bullshit SVB regulatory fallout.

>>54136058
>paying a dividend instead of buying back stock at the bottom

>>54136487
I hope so.. I'll be happy with 3750

>>54136463
>tfw fully dedicated to crab strats seeing people shit blood when the market does +- 1% in a day

>>54136409
You can but you won’t, and you probably shouldn’t.

>>54136506
Bhenchod bros

>>54136154
Imagine bag holding fucking oil lmao.

>>54136487
LOWER

>>54136373
QRD on zim? Why is the dividend so high when it's "only" <75% of their earnings, let alone their actual book value? Is this some kind of scam that will collapse any day now?

dxy back up
dollarbros can't stop winning

fucking BABA i hate YOU

Oh fuck I’m doomping

>>54136489
Ok dude. Calm down.

>>54136487
>Month, not week
I'm so tired of delusional bulls

>>54136432
That would just be the FED loaning the US Federal Government more money once the interest rates are lower to pay for the old debt but I dont see the FED buying 33 trillion worth of debt that would be too much money printing even for them

>>54136433
Many thanks

>>54136435
Shorting bonds just means you expect the yield to fall but if the US defaults the opposite would happen, or am I being a brainlet?

>>54136058
Dividend stocks suffer MORE during downturn than growth stocks, despite also cutting dividend during those times, recovering far slower (taking 10x more days to recover is normal), etc.

>>54136506
>Penises fall short of what manufacturers has anticipated

Lol

>>54136523
I too would buy 3750

>>54136562
If the US defaults the bonds will be worth zero.

>>54136172
>Ramming the prop
Do you believe every bit of bullshit served up for the goy by the US government? No-one would ram the fucking prop, it's one of the toughest parts of an aircraft. It would chew through a Su-27. And if that had happened, the US would have on-board camera footage of the aircraft jerking suddenly in flight and going down to prive it.

The plane was either crashed by a moronic operator oversteering or, most likely, was disabled by Russian EW (hence no camera footage)

Well, poop, there goes $67 oil.

>>54135661
what a boomer

>>54136349
>And yet the stocks are still close to ATH, so who cares?

Lol great "investment" you got there bro. Only down 5% in the last year.

>>54136489
You are so smart and I’m so proud of you.

>>54136541
Euro is getting destroyed

>>54136577
True, but so will your dollars so it's a bit of a wash.

>>54136562
> that would be too much money printing even for them
You lack imagination son

WHY ISNT THE SPR SLURPING UP THIS OIL

>>54136521
You could always reinvest the divvy at the bottom. I get your point in theory, but most companies buy back more stock at the top than at the bottom, sadly.
The $10 bil buyback program always seems to run out the moment recession hits and the stock dumps 50%.

I'm not a huge fan of dividends, but in some cases like PBR at least it serves as an indication that the government hasn't decided to fuck you over yet.

>>54136562
As yields go down bonds go up. Riskier debt higher yield. If you’re shorting bonds you want higher yields.

Oh we dumpin bros

>>54136595
Thank you.

SPY COMPUTER

>>54136582
Jim Brandon has to start buying to refill the SPR under $70

>>54136038
such talent doesnt exist today

guys, JPow's wild ride is starting to worry me
where's the next stop to take a break

SLURPCHADS WHERE THE FUCK WE AT WHAT WE SLURPIN????????????

>>54136617
Biden approved that Alaskan project and everybody forgot about the SPR drain. No way he autistically steps in to defend the price unless he has to.

>>54136572
Yeah I'm looking for a bounce around 3800-3750

Uhmm, bong bros what's happening?

MY PENSION!

>>54136634
True. Though there aren't exactly 400m barrels worth of bids coming in right now, are there?

is watchnewslive borked or was it taken down?

it's the only site that i use as it doesn't have as many ads that reloads the page

>>54136645
sluuurrrrppp

Stop redeeming you idiots, the banks are not collapsing nothing EVER happens.

Shaking paper hands retail loose.

>Buffett bought the top in oil
>again
LMFAO

mfw I just shorted 100 billion pounds

>>54136564
>Dividend stocks suffer MORE during downturn than growth stocks
This is simply false. You've got it backwards. The reason is not strictly because of the dividend though.
There are plenty of traps that retards buy purely for the massive dividend only to flop when the macro situation turns, like ZIM at $80 last year.

Turns out heading into great depression 2.0 isn't bullish for oil or stocks!

>>54136652
The best we can hope for is full societal collapse.

>>54136695
Until that negative PPI print it looked like 1973 instead of 1923.

>>54136548
I lost 300k last year. Autocratic countries, not even once.

i'm buying

fuck it
i bought
they expect one of us in the wreckage, brothers

Ayo hol up what did they mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ItEHJc330Q&lc=Ugxn7fFXNo9TxdC26Op4AaABAg.9nB1yncoVfx9nHW_KOzSBF

>>54135969
Don't forget illegally forclosing on people's homes and fraudulently signing their "customers" up for credit cards.

Fuck Wells Fargo.
Fuck banks.
Fuck jannies.
Fuck trannies.
I denounce the Talmud.

>>54136671
Buffett is a grifter scam artist always has been always will be, clown hides behind his fake ass hillbilly persona also which is even more pathetic and devious

>>54135622
>thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
What did they mean by this

>Thought I knew what I was doing
>Turns out I fucked up again
Staying in money markets until I get less dumb
God I wish I wasn't retarded

>>54136718
Society would collapse without banks

>>54136713
>>54136714
singularity of man

okay go up now

>>54136695
>MUH HECKIN RECESSIONARINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!

Literally nothing happened. This is retarded bobos last gasp. The dow is down like 2% after major bank failures? LMFAO, absolute nothingburger. FED is 100% pivoting at this point you stupid dumb monkey. Go ahead, post some gay chart.

>Check CLF
>Check options
>10k open interest on puts at $10
>Expiring this week
Who the fuck?

>buttcoin crashing
>spy crashing
>bonds poomping
>gold spiking
finally the market is doing the right thing for my folio

>>54136743
I use a credit union. (You) can eat my ass, Rabbi.

I lost all my girlfriends money

>>54136741
>Recognizing you have no fucking clue what's going on and staying in a minimal risk area that's still not 0% growth
Smarter than a lot of the people here, if we're being honest

>>54136756

>>54136756
BRO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BUY SOME CREDIT SUISSE SHARES ITS AT $2 IT LITERALLY CAN'T GO LOWER LITERALLY A 1000X BAGGER FROM HERE BRO IM PERSONALLY GOING ALL IN RIGHT LE DIAMOND HANDS BRO

>>54136772
ask her son for more

>tech workers leaving california during the pandemic
>tech companies dumping for months
>now californian banks are getting fucked
is it time to short anything related to california? or is it too late?

>>54136756
Retard.

>>54135969
If their mortgage approval process looks like their balance sheet, financial statement, or cash flow then they are wildly fucked. it seems they have mismanaged something very easy.

How fucked am I?

>>54136800
They're trying to prop things up with that reparations plan.

>Mumu's doing all they can to bully Jpow in the media, Jpow is going balls deep into equities and this is exactly what he wanted to happen. Higher longer in that ass mumu, no fed put.
>>54136667
No but it will have to be refilled since that faggot drained 75% of it, I wouldn’t expect it today but not much lower.

>>54136756
Feds not pivoting but yea, otherwise your right on. 0.25 next week and the Fed rate top will be 5.25 in September.

just woke up why the FUCK are bonds and bond-etfs up and everything else down?

>>54136756
There's always a pump into triple witching.

>>54136814
>No but it will have to be refilled
Counterpoint: Our president is bought out and likely blackmailed by our main geopolitical rival. Therefore he has every incentive to weaken our country.

>>54136812
>more gibs to random people
surely that will help, right

>>54136825
It's happening.

>>54136772
kek i lost $20k of my wife's inheritance on TQQQ

>>54136825
Retail sales down (as expected), PPI waaay down (indicating deflationary recession, check OIL Computer)

>>54136846
Pulling in warm bodies, ready to snag a federal bailout next time a large bill comes through, you bet.

>>54136825
CNBC literally had a guy in today telling people to hide in crypto and gold to save yourself. Normie panic is starting.

I won't buy shit until July or August, it'll just bounce it's way down at least until then.
If it keeps on going down from there I'll wait until 2024.

>>54136619
>You could always reinvest the divvy at the bottom.
Just like you could always sell shares when the company buys back stock.
For ordinary investors, a company's resilience to recessions and predatory factions of government are already priced into the stock, so the dividend policy does not provide any useful information.

>>54136692
Look at KO peak to through. Next look at MSFT. Stop being a lying bitch.

>>54136814
refill? wouldn't you rather spend that money on niggers and total slav death?

>>54136718
>Don't forget illegally forclosing on people's homes and fraudulently signing their "customers" up for credit cards.
Neither of these happened. Some retard entry level salesmen in California made empty savings accounts to pretend they were better than they were and then were immediately fired on being caught. No actual damage was done.

bought OIL that's unironically free money at this point

>>54136854
Then surely if you switch to SQQQ you can win it back.

If that faggy fed from Monday is still here, read it and weap. Get a real job, instead of being a glowie.

Already up $3k on my puts, and they're still printing. Don't expire until June, so I'm not sweating.

>>54136809
you're fine bro just check the 8k

>>54136645
This is what I'm looking at right now. I also adjust net debt / MC to check other valuation ranges. My goal is to look for companies that increased revenue last year and have management smart enough to not overleverage or already paid back their debt.

>>54136825
Credit Suisse shit it's pants
very stinky

>>54136873
CNBC is just reactionary clickbait faggotry at every level, also pozzed af

NRGU hurt me bad today…

>>54136873
>meme currency and meme metals
Sounds like the bottom is near.

happening

Longing Credit Suisse here ama

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>54136715
kek

>>54136910
Of course some of those are commodity based companies. Their cyclical nature should be taken into account as well. I'll be happy if I find 1-2 things to buy this week this way.

Testing to see if I'm shadow banned I keep making posts that don't show up

>>54136926

>>54136917
Holy moly, XLE just can't catch a bid.

wheres that dude that got shadowbanned I dont see his posts anymore

>>54136854
I got 53000 shares riding, every days an adventure! Still, 89% of the time the market dropped 20%, it recovers in 3 years.
Though did you know the TQQQ fees are 12%? A lot of people don’t.

I can't believe I threw money into FRC

>>54136920
um...

>>54136794
I'm not denying banks failed retard
>>54136795
Retard
>>54136803
Retard
>>54136817
Not retarded, but underestimating the FED
>>54136828
Retard

>>54136944

>>54136920
ChatGPT is just trying to copy DAN, sad

>>54136967
My dumbass friend in finance bought 600 dollars of it on Monday and was bragging it hit 49$ yesterday

>>54136893
Rent free schizo, haha.

>>54136512
so they're fucked no matter what?

Is it because of how I'm posting? I went long on KRE today because I think the banking sector is oversold a bit and probably due for a relief pump since so much of the market had shrugged off the SBV bullshit

>>54136916
No shit it's why I watch it so I can read normie sentiment. Also it is fucking hilarious listening to them scramble.l when they are wrong which is a lot.

Credit Suisse is literally fine and financially stable. Stop trying to shit on companies you have no idea about.

>>54136990
There's a good chance it was me

>all shorts of gme the last 24 months have been covered

>>54137004
>>54137004
>>54137004
>>54137004

>>54136944
I can't see your post, anon.

>>54136715
Where is the joke? Didn't see anything wrong with the commercial

>>54137002
Well the fair value for them depends on that plus recession plus market sentiment plus mean reversion plus inflation so I dunno. But my point is it's not all roses and sunshine where they *have* to return to last week's prices.

>Banks failing
>All bobos can muster is a 2% dip on the Dow
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYS. Soft landing GUARANTEED

I have for the first time become a bobo and I've always been a permabull. But it's kind of comfy. Gonna go buy beans and rice later why not.

>>54137019
Well it sounds like at least you understand it's just entertainment but for a lot of retard normies they unironically take it as advice

>>54137051
bottom signal

>>54136166
SAXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54137021
Credit Suisse has been cooking their books for a year

>>54136756
Imagine think the Fed will sacrifice the dollar, the source of US power, to save mumus first market. Tongue my anus you dumb nigger. The rape hikes will continue until morale improves. Jpow going full Volcker. If there was going to be a cut, it would have been announced already.

>>54136944
i see a post but no text
is this some new 4chan feature?

>>54137051
Bottom signal.

>>54137048

>>54137025
He makes 300k at his job

>>54136885
KO is basically flat y/y on total return basis vs SPY down 15%. Look at META. Look at NFLX. Look at NVDA.
...and those are some of the decent company examples I'm giving you. If you want an absolute turd that people were hyping up as "growth" back during zero rates, there are plenty of examples like CVNA, DOCU, MDB, ZM, SHOP.

MSFT is a divvy payer, by the way. Not sure if you intended this as a good or bad example, but it's down 20% since late 2021. Comparable with SPY.

>>54136888
Yeah ok. And that's why Wells Fargo was fined shitloads of money regarding those cases whoch happened across the country. Fucking retard.

>>54136928
I can't believe the Brendanissance redemption arc desu senpai.

what happens to Jim Cramer if the SJIM ETF ends up as a good investment

>FRC downgraded to junk

Uhhhh bros? Did i fuck up slurping this dip

This is bullish

>>54137060
Kek midwit baggie