/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54132962

3980 spx eod thank me later

Went to Wells Fargo yesterday to close my account. I had over eleven thousand bucks in the account. They refused to give me my money. I ended up making a scene telling them to give me my damn money. They called security and had me escorted out of the mall.

I'm going from one WF to another tomorrow to get my money out. I hope it isn't too late. Just a heads up if you have a Wells Fargo account you better start working to get your money out before its too late.

>>54133296
FRIST for collapse of the west

I'm a bear, but bears are too cocky rn. I think we finish the day up like .13%.

might buy some credit suisse stock

>that PPT slurp on open

i got hooked :(

>>54133316
but you're a nobody

Absolute state of these scamwicks.

HOOKED

i told you it was coming

He warned you and you didn't listen.

It's time to unwind 5000 years of fake pump. I hope you are ready mumu shits

>>54133308

NO QUESTIONS!

>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST

>>54133329
yeah, why is it even tanking
everyone keeps saying they are fine

EU SISSIES.

remove all money from all your banks, the western system is collapsing. Buy rubles

I hope the bulls in tech get absolutely gapped today. It's been a long time coming.

>>54133345
>Shad

BOIL FART SNIFFERS WILL WE EVER SEE 7 DOLLARS AGAIN

You are going to break 380, right Bobo?

guys,,,,
i held my WFC puts
i made the right choice

We got too penisy.

>>54133352

>>54133335
Divine intervention has to come from somewhere. Consider yourself lucky for this morsel

PPI dropped like a rock. This is extremely bullish, don't get rugged

It’s already going back up. We’ll be green by noon.
US is putting more regulations on smaller banks, so it will stop any of the previous issues from happening again. I’m buying on this little dip and you should too. Screencapping this to post later so Russian bots can’t say I never said this.

HECKIN BUY LE DIPPERINO

SOME ONE LET MR SNIBS OUT!

WTF WERE YOU THINKING!

>>54133383
No such thing as good news in a bear market

>biggest banks go under
>1+ trillion of funds lost
>QQQ: -0.45%

Bears are fucking pathetic. YOU LOSE. THERE IS NO SELL OFF. TECH IS GOING GREEN. YOUR PUTS ARE GOING TO ZERO.

>>54133296
Aristotle in the freezer?

>>54133373
The day has only just begun friend.

>>54133380
but which god?
i have many enemies

>>54133352
>incel slava Z
Failed war propagandist signal?

>>54133399
This man gets it

>>54133352
> unironically posting screencap from russian telegram account
explains a lot about past few days. I hope all russians die in burning oil pits for what you did to /smg/

> OIL

Kek baggies. Oil princesses on suicide watch right now i hope you slurped the dip again like the sissy you are

>>54133398
screenshotted

>>54133402
probably Caesar

>THE FED WILL SAVE FOREIGN BANKS WITH UNDERWATER US BONDS

>>54133405
Indeed. Quite the important day it is.

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DOW HISTORY

Can someone explain the meme in OP’s pic to me? I’m a retard I know

>>54133352
i have my money fdic insured across multiple accounts i will be fine

>>54133382
>NAFO
Kill yourself

>>54133382

GENTLEMEN

I pissed the bed this morning, i declare : RED DAY

>>54133440

>>54133399
we have only just begun

>>54133329
Imagine buying a stock that has been in permanent decline since 2008.

>>54133399
How much have you lost baggie?

>wti oil $68

Mommy, I don't want to be a trader no more, please give me a refund

>>54133423
It is the 15th but I don't think they kill Caesar until next year

>>54133407
Vatniks come onto /biz/ to try and spread disinformation. Their whole purpose is to demoralize western traders like us. Posts like >>54133352 is when their mask slips.

>>54133420
>oil dumps on recession fears
>he thinks this is localized to oil only
Lmao

>>54133446
did you piss blood?
normally urine has yellow-ish hues... so crab day more likely
or did you really piss blood?

Please refrain from posting your Russia-Ukraine faggotry in my thread. Thank you.

HSBC is dumping sers

>>54133454
this time is unequivocally different

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBnmye9aQWc

Spy ripping bobos tick tock

>>54133489
oh fugg

Yesterday better not have been an exit pump because I've went all in
Please tell me bobo doesn't fucking win

Are we back?

>>54133455
This cant be happening!?
>It is unfolding before your very eyes

I stand by what i said.
We end green.
Embrace schizophrenia.

>>54133480
everything, even pee

>>54133473
Don't you poltards have the rest of the board to shit up? Leave /smg/ be

>>54133325
The big move up is supposed to be when nearly everyone has given up on green movements, so the big move down is gonna be when nearly everyone has lost faith in non-crab movements?

Bobo BTFO
Golden bull run confirmed
Literally soft landing

>>54133465
it's not about Caesar ultimately
these guys have been at it for longer than that

>The Ides of each month were sacred to Jupiter, the Romans' supreme deity. The Flamen Dialis, Jupiter's high priest, led the "Ides sheep" (ovis Idulis) in procession along the Via Sacra to the arx, where it was sacrificed.

>In addition to the monthly sacrifice, the Ides of March was also the occasion of the Feast of Anna Perenna, a goddess of the year (Latin annus) whose festival originally concluded the ceremonies of the new year. The day was enthusiastically celebrated among the common people with picnics, drinking, and revelry. One source from late antiquity also places the Mamuralia on the Ides of March. This observance, which has aspects of scapegoat or ancient Greek pharmakos ritual, involved beating an old man dressed in animal skins and perhaps driving him from the city. The ritual may have been a new year festival representing the expulsion of the old year.

Told you PM was too red. I bet we don't even get SPY 382

>>54133511
my money is here.

I'm selling some more 30 DTE SPY puts. Any bears interested? Think of all the juicy gains. Come on over to Anon's Options Shop and get buying.

>>54133455
>That massive obvious divergence
Lmao bears are fucking desperate. Honestly kind of pathetic.

uh oh Credit Suissters
did we slurp too early?

>>54133473
What is there to demoralize even. At least to my noob eyes either Jerome hikes or keeps hiking and we keep going down or he stops and we pump. That has being going for more than a year now.
Is that bank shit really that serious?

>>54133514
I’m normally on /biz/ and /k/ actually.

>>54133512
everything everywhere peeing all at once?
didn't that movie win an oscar?

>>54133296
Caesar in the icer

>>54133533
divergence or no, it all ends in the same place

Wait until bulls capitulate. Shit is gonna get real, and fast.

>>54133529
I hate women so much

>>54133523
>beating an old man dressed in animal skins and perhaps driving him from the city.
Damn, the current year really is no fun allowed.

>>54133541
>I'm not a poltard I'm a ktard
No difference these days

Things could be worse

>>54133548
Soon they will learn

>>54133529
Where can i buy this kind of pants without looking like a pervert?

>mfw we end the day green and bobos are btfo AGAIN

COLD BEER ON A WEDNESDAY MORN

>>54133541
And you NAFO shills are just as bad as the vatniggers. Imagine trying to muster support for Ukraine through cringey-ass trannie memes. Now share a stock tip or fuck off.

>>54133533
Robinhood and fomo retardation hadn’t been invented in 2008

>SOXL going the opposite way as spy

>>54133570

OIL BROS OH NO

So in the morning everything was okay.
Then everything crashed
Now everything is crabbing

Could this market make up it's mind already

>>54133552
Bulls are not going to capitulate. Look at credit suisse right now. It’s healing from the dump because majority of American investors see light at the end of the tunnel. Whatever changes they’ve made has won over their Saudi investor and tat’s positive news.

>>54133579
Based tintin poster

>>54133557
Jesus I would hurl myself off a bridge if I le HODLd all the way down like that

LMAO YOU STUPID FUCKS

KEK BAGGIES!

Oil barons...

Unironically though, getting pretty close to re-entering here. I'm thinking post-options expiration. Maybe next monday or tuesday.

>ppt desperately slurping the shit and piss off the meme line

lol glad my funds didn't settle so I held UVIX over night

>>54133557
>Things could be worse
thats the spirit

>BANKING CRISIS GOES GLOBAL! The Federal Reserve BEGINS A NEW BANKING SYSTEM BAILOUT! Mannarino
https://youtu.be/MQTqADj8bm8

>>54133473
anyone who has the image you uploaded saved to their computer is a mentally insane schizo. i'll believe you, but first you must say Zelensky was gay

>*slow heavy metal music plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LarwAMC_lNE

>>54133574
I hate that the last people in the US government are going to be a horrific combination of Buck Broken Millenials and Gen X trained by their Boomer masters to shill war with everyone as the foundation falls apart

>>54133557
Things will be worse

what a joke lol

>>54133613
How hard is Memearino schizoing about these events?

Thoughts on Schwab currently bros?

>>54133541
fedposter hello

JESUS the bonds are on fire

>>54133648
i-in a good way?

>>54133626

>>54133613
For me it's the creator of MMMRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd76gQTxFHc

lol at thinking the market wont crash lmao

>>54133648
We don't need no water etc.

>>54133626
Hadn't heard Pelican in a long while
Sounds pretty good while dump into CMR.TO

>>54133640
The Mannarino is "infowars tier" nowadays so everything is doom.

Im done gambling this shitty stock market
Fucking democrats ruined the economy with their garbage policies and that old fuck Yellen the kike and Powell the impotent fuck cant properly raise interest rates to kill inflation at once.
Im parking all my cash in my fucking drawers

drooop

I can only get so hard

>>54133662
Not if your Jerome

>>54133662
well, it's nice and warm and cozy

>>54133557
>5QQQ
Ah, the forbidden leveraged ETF

>>54133630
this is the correct market outlook

Who's next after credit suisse?

>market is pricing in a certain pivot

>>54133692
just buy puts idiot

I'm so tired bros.

>>54133626
No it is indubitably this. Decade theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQpBEFUlfQE

>>54133692
>muh democrats
Every issue right now comes from the fat orange retard.

>>54133710

barclays

>>54133648
The great irony is that as everyone races back into bonds at these terrible yields, the yields will continue to collapse and it actually saves the banks. Their mark-to-market balance reverses as the bonds themselves trade higher.

The only way this ends is with another round of bullshit stimulus and the general acceptance that inflation is never going away. Everyone knows this.

Gooooood morning you fucking faggots! It's Clown World Day! Didn't you know? Nobody is allowed to fail ever and we have infinite money every day forever! You know what that means? INFINITE CLOWNS, and therefore INFINITE CLUSSY (clown pussy). I'm am looong on clussy. Clussy, clussy, clussy. Sweet, honking clussy, bought with money given to me for FREEE!
>student loans? No. Clown tits.
>credit card debt? No. Clown tiddy.
>poor investment? No. Big kazongas.
>uninsured liabilities? No. Giant gabongabongs.
This is the perfect play for this hilarious stage of human history and it will literally go tits up like your girlfriend when her bull comes over.

Do I have to do anything with this TDAmeritrade to Schwab swap? Should I go make a Schwab account now or just wait? TDA says it will be happening in May for my account.

t.newfag

>>54133695

>>54133677
I have hope it won't

>>54133692
Sometimes people get what they voted for

I'm glad I sold GS at $340. What a disaster kek

>>54133626
>>54133721
you retards suck at this
this is the market theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJLhrRoANoM

SJIM up 1.07% right now

>>54133710
the middle class

>>54133729
i guess i'm still not understanding that whole situation
with interest rates being high, shouldn't the yields be good?
why else would people be buying them?

I'll give you retards a freebie, keep your eyes on MOS, it's testing multi year support right now

They are going to pause in Canada, considering a pause in USA

>>54133710
Bear Stearns

>"just scoop up all that excess money, what could go wrong"
>something breaks
>have to give out free money to fix it
impressive

>>54133744
I warned everyone that yet, the rebound play was nice and all, but if you have any experience in the market you'll know there was a 50% chance it wouldn't rebound at all, and that rebound players should sell immediately because the chance of a turnaround is very high based on historical cases.
They called me a bear and a doomsayer.

Yesterday was the last exit pump but you didnt sell , you were fomoing thinking we " are back" while they were silently cashing out . Stop coping and donatint mumus , its over

> Verification not required

>>54133724
You're not wrong, but it was only due to covid. Most stuff was based and I don't think democrats wouldn't have flooded the US wit stimis.

>>54133321
Trying to induce a bank run is a felony. They just arrested some polcel for threatening a public official. You are being monitored.

brazilian banks clapping too it seems rip

>>54133759
>why else would people be buying them?
They're betting on where the fed will set rates. This is not a free market.

There's still a world where the fed just says fuck it, burn everything down. The market is not pricing in that scenario though. It'd be contradictory to the SVB bailout.

>>54133785
Nothing will happen, and we are back

Pray

Actual real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8

>>54133748
RUUUUUUUN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RphV6m2Jo

>>54133402
Geezer in the freezer.

*destroys the stock market and starts world war 3

impressive stuff Joe.

>>54133296
You were warned mumu niggers

>>54133724
>We have to destroy the market to get trump out of office! All is on the table!
>We did it! WE Destroyed the market and trump with it!
>WHY THE FUCK IS THE MARKET BROKEN AAAAAAAAA!!! ORNAGE MAN BAD!

i toad a'so!

>>54133529
Anything but a daughter....

>>54133626
>>54133721

My portfolio is more like this today

https://youtu.be/z8ZqFlw6hYg

>>54133815
WW3 is bullish, destroying the market is crabbish.

>lose puts yesterday on game scam pump
>market shits itself today

>>54133803
so, people are buying at the present rate, betting that the fed will dump rates and they can sell the bonds for more?

NGL your collective music taste is trash.

What happens next to TLT ?

>>54133810
nowhere to run... nowhere to hide

It is over.

How long will this market slowly wheeze out all the printed cash and we can start going up again?

>>54133841
>gets monkey pawed
>get a son that turns out to be mentally ill
>cuts his dick off and wears a wig
>kills himself soon after his gaping pus and shit filled wound will never work as a vagina

>>54133850
Yeah. If rates go back to zero all the buyers today got a huge bonus.

How many tech companies have exposure to CS? We're about to find out

>>54133382
>NAFO
Shut the fuck up discord nigger. You’re as much of a tourist as the /pol/tards, except at least they have a spine. Go suck a glowies cock.

>>54133724
Nobody destroyed the market expect trump.
>>54133815
Biden is literally doing everything he can to keep our economy from collapsing because of Trump’s negligence.

>>54133493
beclowned and beheemed

Makes no sense why the big drop. Wouldn't it have happened Monday

>>54133795
Pretty good for PBR, which is tanking along them despite no reason for it to. They're maintaining a super-high dividend payout this year (~13% of their mcap) again, so that's a good opportunity to buy more.

>>54133815
>I don’t own stocks jack... I make my money the old fashioned politician way, money in suitcases from foreign countries. Wanna have a push up contest fat? I’m jacked from lifting these cash gains you dumb son of a bitch.

>>54133859
Post a better thread theme then faggot

>>54133860
See if it holds over the 200day and sit on it. I wouldn't start taking profit until it gets over 150.

>>54133888
ty for not just calling me a retard
still trying to wrap my head around the bond stuff

>>54133902
perma bull from reddit, ladies and gentlemen

>>54133296
roman in a fridge box?

>>54133910
No. Fuck off with your shitty double kick drums.

>>54133710
BofA deez nutz

>>54133923
No its Bust in a Box

I was watching the news this morning and heard that the satanic jews are at it again.
They have these banking cartels and are trying to hold everybody hostage with threats of insolvency.
If you want to protect your hard earned cash, buy GLD. You can thank me later.

We had good inflation data today too

>>54133903
Didn't the new prez kill that?

>>54133880
depends how quick we rip this bandaid off
my median forecast is 2025 might be an investable year
however keep in mind crypto wont do another moonshot because crypto has never existed in a high interest environment thats going to be very bad for crypto fags betting everything on the next halving after missing the last one

As much as I would like to cash out on these shorts, the fact that a GME general still exists tells me this market wants to go lower. Any wise bobos with experience have an opinion on this? Should I take my win now?

>>54133910
How this classic hasn't been posted yet is beyond me.

Thread Theme:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VGKc3T7OVHE

>>54133927
>No. Fuck off with your shitty double kick drums.
Faggot queerboy spotted!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmloi1rcres

ECB is meeting to tommorrow, expectation is 50 bp rise. Single mandate, control inflation.

bahahahahahahahaha

It'll go back up again.

Who else remembers in the covid days....checking the dow jones open down 9%?.....really makes ya think

>yesterday everyone said banking crisis isn’t real
>suddenly it’s real again
I’m tired of Jews

>>54133795
Damm

>>54133967
After you capitulate

>>54133971
I called this

>>54133323
To think, the collapse is gonna start with your mediocre typing abilities.

>>54133955
ECB may look like retards compared to the Fed but remember they're all in cahoots. This is a ritual sacrifice

>>54133902
Let me help you answer your question with a question: do you think the markets really behave organically?

>>54133971
>>54133940
Knock it off with this shit. I come here for stock discussion not /pol/cel shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxOAjvHRREM

>>54133969
It was exactly 3 years ago. I was in the same place for the same event in Las Vegas that happens every 3 years

>>54133971
There is no crysis though. I hope you're not investing based on financial media headlines btw.

>>54133913
i bought a shit ton of TLT and i woke up from my depression nap one month after that
i just saw it was under and recovered today
Anyway, might hold it and follow your advice

TODAYS MARKET THEAM:
https://youtu.be/INnygZnJ80A
CUZ WE DIVING SO DEEP TODAY!

There are no fingerprints deep under water
Nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instruments of pain

You need your

Rate Hikes? Check
Unemployment? Check
FUD? Check
Balloons? Check
Cramer? Check
Yields? Check
Bonds? Check
Bodybag? Check

Murmaider. [16x]

>>54133951
>>54133952
C'mon lads, this is the real thread theme;
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE SO BACK BROS NO MORE CRASH

>>54134015
NOW we're talking.

>>54133998
they will continue to post. it's just a part of nature. like the tides, or wet grass in the am.

Stop going back up you fucking queer

>>54134015
Where do you find all these historical war paintings anon, they are cool as fuck makes me want to play Total War while trading.

Bull trap algo in the indices. Be careful lads.

The American markets have actually held up not too bad lately when you think about it

>>54134015
>>54134038
https://youtu.be/tNV16tz1NK0?t=7

>>54133732
kek

>>54134046
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

Oh wow, once again a bunch of shortsighted retards are unironically calling for the end of the world based on sensationalist headlines and fraction-of-a-percent moves in manufacturing and sales and wages. Fucking pathetic, genuinely.

>>54134048
>>54134015

>>54133949
Please respond, this is babby's first go at defensive hedging against the "lol bank crisis fixed in one day gg" obvious bollocks.

>>54133903
PBR is baffling it only had good news yet it is only ever going lower in value oil price affecting it aside
>>54133945
Said he would, but did not, the director he appointed voted the recent divvies, market did not even react to it though that is what is annoying me

>>54134015
>The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead

>>54134048
I have a big hardon for Military History, I put a thread up on /his/ and collected a whole bunch. I have a few.
>Question
Who is the anon in the cell in the bottom left corner?

>>54133981
I'm too deep in to capitulate

>>54134067
Did you miss the part where more and more banks are failing again?

>>54134046

I don't understand these bear market rallies, but clearly, the trend has been the same for a year, just as I imagined, because stocks were of the FED cocaine.
I can't time the market, but if don't stop the rate hikes we keep dumping.

>>54133903
To be clear, that's Q4 dividend alone, not full-year.
>>54133945
No, he only paid lip service to it. PBR is chronically mispriced because, ironically, of US intelligence agency propaganda regarding brazil and its political situation. In fact it's quite stable, and just as "capitalistic" as the US is, so lula is very unlikely to actually make them reduce dividend or anything like that.

>>54134055
That's only because the Americans aren't thinking about it.

>>54133624
I'm a poltard but I want zelensky to be assassinated during one of his begging sessions.

>>54134010
OK Deathklok is fine because Metalocalypse was hilarious and they obviously don't take themselves seriously.

>>54133940
>paper gold as protection from financial system fuckery
There is risk in paper gold. If you want protection get the real thing.

Stop going to Vegas I'm trying to make money!

>>54134062
Fuck ya, Sturgill is amazing. Here's his leaf counterpart.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiMUOuYUy1w

>>54134083
that... is a rough photo.

name it "Pathetic"

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
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Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.

Boys and girls from far and near you're as welcome as can be.
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Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
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Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

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Forever let us hold his banner high.
High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the family.
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>>54134082
CS is old news. News media kikes are reheating it just to keep people engaged

>>54134091
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>54134113

>[Full Metal Jacket PTSD Intensifies]

No way the US allows this. WW3 fellas

>>54133998
sorry, i just come here to post quality content about how the satanic jews have a stranglehold around this economic situation. not my fault your a colossal faggot who doesn't want to accept the truth. go ahead and do what you want, but I am buying GLD to protect my hard earned money. if the fed's jewish overlords are going to demand more printing of fiat to keep their stranglehold over the banking cartels intact, well that's great for GLD.

>>54134098
its a paid for company trip nibba. I'll drink your losses while im here

>>54133296
Keezer in a freezer

>>54134110
we can go worse

it's going to crab all day slowly going up finishing at +0.2%
(You) heard it here first.

It's not the end of the world. It's the beginning of a new one.

Fuck it, buying back into PBR-A here. This is trading equivalent to $7.50 ex-div.

>>54134067
Brothers will fight
and kill each other,
sisters' children
will defile kinship.
It is harsh in the world,
whoredom rife
—an axe age, a sword age
—shields are cloven—
a wind age, a wolf age—
before the world goes headlong.
No man will have
mercy on another.

>>54134082
Did you miss the part where Big Money openly lies to you through the media and then literally buys the dip that they themselves create? Every time?

>>54133383
Just magically, and unexpectedly huh? If this entire market is controlled right now what makes you think that those PPI numbers aren't being funded in the name of National security too?

How will this stock market affect the saint patricks day party I'm going to on friday?

>>54134170
its not illegal or market manipulation when they do it though

OIL bros...they buried us

>>54134143
Why not? They left billions of equipment in Afghanistan

>>54134074
Politics and dollar strength is most of it for PBR

>>54134152
Sounds like a huge rally to me

>>54134085
There's a crystal clear 5 month uptrend there you faggot

>>54134074
Actually it usually remains pretty stable in value since about 2014, which is the best part. It does the slow rise 'peaks' pattern for a while, then it drops down, then it does the ascension again.

Remember when the oil jews told us about the epic supply crunch? That's called becoming exit liquidity.

Whoever posted Australasia, I fucking love you. This shit is 3heavy5me and I'm pounding a load into my wife with it playing at the lunch hour.

>>54134124
I like seeing corrupt politicians get what they deserve instead of the poor bastards they are pulling out of school and sending to the meat grinder.
What the fuck is wrong with you? You seem to feel entitled to toying with the lives of other people, libs in 2023 remind me of people who liked bush in the 2000s.

>>54134186
bro they cut st pattys from the calendar due to rate hikes
you didnt know?

>>54134165
Stocks and war and tunes.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6QDjDPRF5c

>>54134170
you forgot the part where Big Money is just a code word for the satanic jews

>>54134192
A reaper drone is way different than Humvees and a few helicopters

>>54134156
it's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.

Will they ever let the markets crash, really?

>>54134196
>there's totally an uptrend if you choose the bottom as the starting date
lmao

>>54134144
He's probably a tranny.
Fun fact trannies get btfo at the beginning of every large war.

I shorted WING again

>>54134073
Good enough to post, good enough to sell. If you want my opinion though I bet we bleed all week, but chances increase the Fed blinks and turns the printer back on

>>54134213
> they are pulling out of school and sending to the meat grinder.
Ah, Russian propaganda about Ukraine using “child soldiers”. You are fucking stupid.

I bought

>>54133382
No (You) don’t. Here’s your posts admitting to raiding as a part of NAFO:
>>54133998
And here’s (You) admitting that (You) come from the roadkill-sex board your ilk aggregate on; /k/.
>>54133541

Ignore everything this anon says, as he is a straight up disinfo agent working for a government coddled raid group on Discord. Nothing he says can be taken as genuine since his only purpose in this thread is to convince gullible anons that he isn’t a tourist and that non-existent /pol/tards are doing anything other than making jews get mentioned here more often, y’know, on a board whose users are called /biz/raelis.

NAFO ‘fella,’ if (You) are reading this, I genuinely hope you deep throat a 12 gauge and make like Kurt Cobain.

>>54134186
Long whomever makes Gatorade.

>>54134225
only if they need to cover up a big story

>>54134144
The ironic thing is that the wealthiest Jewish families like the Rothchild made their first billions manipulating the price of gold but you think gold is safe lel

>>54134238
NEW UPTREND BOYS

>>54134212
>went long on green beer and corned beef

Why the fuck are we in free fall?

Also PBR was overpriced last year

>>54134266

>Never forget Baloonuary 6th

>>54134281
The crash is now

>>54134253
>you're a muslim if you don't like bush's war
>you're russian if you don't like biden's war
You treat conflict like sports because you are a terrible human being. People also don't like you for that reason. You rationalize it's due to some kind of discrimination but someday you'll have to face the reality that you're just an asshole.

bros i dont feel so good

>>54134306
No it wasn't. Learn to read a total return chart.

>-1.5%
>crash
meh

>>54133897
I know you're baiting but do you think there's real living people who actually believe this? Even the most vociferous anti-trump people in my life are just sullen and quiet on the topic of politics these days. It's like they realize they're on the wrong side of history but are slowly coming to terms with it.

>>54134258
First two replies are meant to be the other way around but I made my point. Don’t bring that Twitter-Reddit garbage here and try to start a flame war. Can’t wait for the day jannies crack down on these shitters.

>>54134331
Fucking kek, kudos for having the balls to post it.

fuck credit schiesse glad they are going down the toilet finally

*ahem*

dunno why you guys are so upset

>>54134344
>I know you're baiting but do you think there's real living people who actually believe this?
did you not get a $2000 cheque? LMAO

What do you call this 2 year pattern?

>>54134331
RIP to a real one

>>54134331

*floats into your thread

>>54134355
c'est moi

>>54134258
A long rambling schizo rant from a dumbfuck lil' /chug/gy. Take your meds.

Alright someone bake. I did my duty today.

>>54134358
They've nearly recovered half of their loses already. (-30% to -15%)

>no no svb was isolated the banks are fine
>woops there goes credit dr suess today lol

This is it isnt it?

>>54134331
What does it feel like to get fucked by the satanic jews, and how do you plan to get your revenge?

>>54134262
PepsiCo

>>54133998
OYVEYYYYY

>>54134397
yeah talk to me in a week
risk of default is 38%

>>54134396
>IAmfgg+9
yeah, you are

>>54134379
PnD Bridge into Snib-Snab

>>54134379
>the ol' pump n dump
>thanks for playing retail
>we fired a cat out of a cannon at the floor and boy did it bounce
>never forgetti
>bart life cycle
many names, but DOOM is my favorite.

WHO GON BAKE DOE

>>54134379
Bidenomics.

>>54134379
stegosaurus

>>54134379
the get utterly fucked reddit pattern

>>54134379
obvious manipulation (that I missed)

>>54134342
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SIR? EVERY BOOTFUCKED BIZRAELI KNOWS YOU DON'T CALL THE MARKET UNTIL 10:30!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uXLzZyucI&t=1s

>>54134369
Oh the one that was supposed to "fight inflation?" That one?

>>54134412
What

>>54134432

>>54134402
I already got my revenge from that Rolls Royce pump by cashing out +80% but goddamn getting heemed by the swiss faggots fucking hurt

new
>>54134446
>>54134446
>>54134446

What’s going on with the ten y yield

>>54134186
Listen to what the normies say, but don't say anything finance related yourself. If no one mentions anything then we still have more capitulation to go. Or DPow's (Daddy Powell's) fud to prop up the markets is working.

>>54134321
You're the one treating it like sports you weirdo. I hate people like you.

>>54134441
the ones he gave to literally every single american. and lets not talk about the free money he gave to corporations and banks ^:)

so now that the satanic jews have decided to burn the swiss banks, where are they going to launder their money now? i'm guessing the fucking jews want skeptics like me to think they're going to use the hohols, but the satanic jews can't possibly be that fucking stupid, but maybe generations of inbreeding has caused all the ultra miga kikes to have severe mental retardation.

>>54133785
>2 more days

>>54134500
Ukrainian banks

Why iss ENB droppig so hard? I'm buying anyway