/biz/ - Business & Finance

kys happeningcel
a literal who bank from a literal who third world continent won't crash the world economy

>>54132568
Jesus the copium from retard bulls is insane today.

>>54132568
Can you stop posting this in every thread? Getting old already.

>>54132553
Hello vatnik back to >>>/pol/.

>>54132646
I'll stop as soon as you happeningcel niggers go back

>>54132553
excersise those puts now. you have been warned.

>>54132568
CS failing will rip a second asshole into the world economy, especially Europes

Credit suisse will not be let go belly up
-some italian guy

buy low anons

>>54132748
If that was the case insiders and institutions would be buying. They aren't.

>>54132664
I'm sorry you're gonna have to tell your boss that you couldn't stop the market shitting the bed by posting on a Mongolian basket weaving fourm.

>>54132553
sell what? you have to be dumb to still have any stocks from banks

>>54132791
SELL YOUR CRYPTO YOU FAG. BITCOIN IS STILL TRADING PRETTY HIGH AT ALMOST 25K. BY THE END OF TODAY IT WILL BE BACK TO 20K, AND BY THE END OF THE WEEK, POSSIBLY GO AS LOW AS 16K. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. YOU CAN SCREENCAP MY POST IF YOU WANT.

>>54132810
if anything crypto will pump with the fall of another bank

>>54132832
Right, just like crypto pumped when SVB collapsed right? The pump was totally not because of the news of the pseudo bailout right?

>>54132553
Im buying calls after open

>>54132770
they'll be bailed out like 2008

Warnings are everywhere. Banks are failing, governments go next. Europe and the US will declare bankruptcy by the end of the year. This is it.

>>54132867
drns

>>54132648
(-27.49%)Pre-market

>>54132568
I'm noticing how most threads and posts are saying "its not that bad CHUD" just because of the BTC bullrun. I find it truly astonishing how fucking bottomlessly retarded these stupid niggers are in not even asking WHY BTC is rising and how all these funny money ponzi schemes (crypto, derivatives, etc.) will all indefatigably crash and be severely regulated in the coming months as central banks will be extremely desperate to stop capital flights.

>>54132553
Market will pump on this to fuck fuck short sellers. Giga dump is next week.

>>54132770
yet

cs is considered by the financial stability board to be a global systematically important bank
that network wont be let go under because some shieks

>>54132553
I am not invested in credit sus

>>54133043
have you ever considered, that something will happen to the financial system, that cannot be contained? Or simply bailed out?

>>54132931
Nah, we are still seeing the ramifications of that bailout, society cannot handle another one

>>54133020
I know you're trying to sound smart by using words like "indefatigably", but you didn't use it even remotely correctly in this context
what would be appropriate to use here would be "inevitably" or "inescapably", or even "invariably" here
"indefatigably" means "in a manner of never tiring or becoming fatigued", so you could rather use it to describe the cryptotards, as they indefatigably keep coming up with endless mental gymnastics to rationalize holding their empty bags

>>54133228
well in my line of work all I have to do is just sound smart, it's indefatigably good enough for me.

>>54132931
Remember, like, 2 days ago?!?
Depositors, shareholders, bondholders.
WHO will be bailed out?

>>54133300
EVERYONE will be bailed out! nobody will pay any consequences for anything, it's like Jesus coming down from heaven. Then in a couple months later inexplicably (or indefatigably) your $20 will not even buy half a candy at 7/11

>that euro feel when american taxpayers will bail you out

>>54133366
SVB shareholders have been hosed.

Bondholders, AFAIK, it's still up in the air.

Depositors are now safe on the backs of the entire US banking system.

when do they open?

>>54133894
lol

>>54133447
>safe on the backs of the entire US tax payers that will suffer under inflation while the rich, politicians, and elites laugh at them in their fortresses
Ftfy

institutions are buying back in

looks like /biz/ sold another bottom

>>54133433
This. US bails out Europe (wont call it a bail out, obviously) and in the process nukes Bidens chances of reelection

>>54132553
The EU just need to say systemic risk for a bailout.