/biz/ - Business & Finance

Reminder that the federal government is literally trying to manipulate the markets by spamming bullish propaganda in these threads. This is according to a US congressman.

Anime girls owe me money

>>54128171

I love how everyone is pretending we are going into meltdown mode. When in reality this is the market working. Crypto and DEI for 4 years straight and people expected anything else?

well amerifats? what do you have to say for yourselves
also buy KO

>>54128171
>>54128180

>>54128157
Hi guys, I’m the schizo with 28 posts in the last thread who wouldn’t stop posting about glowies. Sorry for all the repetitive ranting. I’m not well and I appreciate all your patience.

>>54128111
/k/ is retarded because they have a moderator who cultivators discussions that supports their views. /trv/ has a pajeet who seeths at coom in india threads.

>>54128157
Are you guys ready for that 'soft landing'?

>>54128180
>>54128191
>>54128171
>2022
Kek doom posting is funny

Ask chat gpt what the best way to start a bank run after 09.

>>54128171
This. 4chan has been used as a glow op for years.

Suppose they are shoring up the bank and telling retail to buy. To what end? To trap middle class people with too much money to reset them?
To me, even shorting is risky because there could be a retard pump, or a liquidity crisis that shuts the market off for a week. I agree with anons saying to avoid leverage, we dont know all the information and trading a volatile market is harder enough without cianiggers throwong FUD at shit

Also -- loving the bullish dilution by wfc

>>54128193
Hi, I'm (You), I post the same pro-government, pro-Biden narratives that my coworkers at the DHS flood /k/ with. Most of my posts are ranting about DRUMPF and /pol/. I'm here to gaslight you into worshipping the government as your personal savior, and into believing that 4chan was always a left-wing image board.

>>54128209
>>54128171
I like how you think a board on a Mongolian basketweaving forum will impact a 23 trillion dollar market (Just counting SP500).
Better yet, the CIA are the ones doing it, because they hate the middle class of the country their families live in.

>>54128235
Are you calling Congressman Massie a liar?

>>54128193
It all makes sense to me man thank you for your effort

>>54128235
Its not about the markets. Its about keeping the middle class poor and the power dynamics.

>>54128219
It was libertarian. Racist, funny, wacky and wild. More drugs, 16yrold tits, and trap jokes. WAY less doom/gloom, tranny obsession, and schizos. I’m sorry you missed it Anon.

ive gotten so horny to the point where im making accounts on muslim dating app sites to try and get some hijabi to text me for a few days and eventually send me nudes because its extra taboo

>>54128275
And now it's 100% state worship and CNN talking points. Isn't it weird how the gun board suddenly has some of the most anti-gun posters on 4chan now?

>>54128279
So I guess in Iran pre marital sex is outlawed, but they still have hookers. You go to the whorehouse, a Imam marries you, you fuck, then the Imam divorces you.

>>54128297
makes sense why fucking boys in islam is seen as more convenient

>>54128293
I'm going to make a joke and say that if /biz/ fucking inverts we'll actually make money for once

>>54128190
it's not my fault

>>54128293
jannies reported a /pol/tard and he got arrested. shits lookin grim

>>54128297
>need a divorce, imam is nowhere to be found

>>54128319
Wait what?

>>54128311
for real though, the coke slurpee is good
it doesn't taste anything like coke, it has it's own thing going on, but it's good

>>54128303
I always thought it funny the ISIS guys saw nothing gay in buttfucking the faggots before throwing them off a building.
>>54128320
87 million, you know it’s happened at least once.
>>54128157
So, how we making money of gpt4?

>>54128376
How about you fuck off?

>>54128157
Reminder that I am every single poster in these threads except for the one schizo who is valiantly defending a board he has spent 4 days posting in.

>>54128397
All NAFO shills do is gaslight. Kys.

wait are there 2 of them now or did he also get a VPN to counter the 50 VPNs I use to make every single post in this thread

>>54128319
>jannies reported a /pol/tard and he got arrested
You'd honestly think this would happen more since that white /pol/tard kid Payton Gendron shot up a fucking grocery store in Buffalo with /pol/memes all over his gun.

>>54128434
Your english as gotten better since the weekend. I guess the eastern europe shill farm had to escalate after too many failed shill attempts.

>>54128452
*has

>>54128389
Nigger, you got less than 2k to your name, no education, no one who respects you, I doubt any friends. Just a embarrassing parasite to your family who cry when they walk by your room. You’ve been on here too long and have fried your brain turning yourself into some pawn in the complex game of identity politics with multiple factions that your poor uneducated gullible brain couldn’t even begin to comprehend.
And the punchline is, it’s all over a shitposting Mongolian basketweaving forum. It be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad. You were wrong about Q, every crash, and the vaccine apocalypse. Just accept you are a idiot with no predictive abilities and touch some grass you fucking schizo faggot.

>>54128416
>>54128397
>>54128434
>>54128452
>>54128463

>>54128466
Faggot, you're making $60k tops on the GS pay scale. Don't come to /biz/ and project your own personal failings on everyone else. Get a real job instead of wasting my tax dollars shilling online.

>>54128452
>Your english as gotten better since the weekend.
Kek!

This is terrible.
I will never complain about baggot again.

>>54128489
>capitalizing and punctuating the sound of laughter
How do you do, my fellow anonymous posters?

>>54128492
is this the worst smg yet?

>>54128492
If you think this is the worst /smg/ ever, you havent seen the next one!

>>54128503
Yes, but that's every thread.

>CATHERINE WOOD: INFLATION IS LIKELY ON THE LOW SIDE OF EXPECTATIONS THIS YEAR, POSSIBLY DROPPING BELOW 2%, OR TURNING NEGATIVE.
HOLY SHIT INFLATIONBROS IT'S OVER

>>54128494
I already said I was a glowie shill for homeland security, waiting for the CPP merger.
I make 60k top shilling for Biden, because I want to maintain the current power dynamics of America.

>>54128511
Cathy Wood is the biggest idiot in finance.

>>54128528
Are you on GS, or is there a different payscale for glowniggers that I'm not aware of, where you actually make more than a quarter of my gross income?

Why is this whole place so much more schizophrenic than usual? I thought nothing ever happened.

>>54128544
Literally nobody knows what's going to happen and financial markets attract schizos like poop attracts flies

>>54128511
Fuck Cathy but considering the printers have been off a year, even without the feds actions you think inflation would slow down over the coming 12 months.
The mass retirements and de globalization can’t be more impactful than 5.5% rates?

>>54128171
>Reminder that the federal government is literally trying to manipulate the markets
Wow.
What a huge shock and surprise.
I never could have seen this coming.

ASTS

>>54128543
Basic GS, with some small negligible bonuses from Xi and Soros.

>>54128503
Yes

>>54128544

the market not crashing for 15 months has caused bobo to go insane

bulls cannot be defeated

>>54128570
I thought as much. You better not be doing it for free you fucking FAGGOT.

So did they halt trading in the middle of the night again?

>>54128581
when I see anons getting to cocky and all going one way, I do the opposite of whatever they are doing

>>54128549
It never used to! You always had your doomer goldbugs but after 2020 something happened. I can’t figure if their foreign shills or if after Q fizzled out the schizos came here.
This place turned me into a millionaire and now it’s pol light. I miss the plays and predictions.

>>54128582
I’m trans so my butt sex is hetro. Anyways fuck off, I’m working here trying to maintain the power structures.

>>54128600
thats the thing, bobo still expects the worst, cause it hasnt happened, and this causes the worst to not happen because they all expect it

hahaha

>>54128485
lmfao

also, unless you say nigger or deny the holocaust you're an AI.

>>54128602
>>54128613
>"pol"
>unironically posting muh russia
FUCK OFF you retarded faggot shill. Gas yourself immediately.
>>>/k/
>>>/lgbt/

>>54128602
Just ignore them and post me your predictions for rate hikes.

>>54128614
>>54128600
We all know who’s in charge, and that won’t change till CPI comes down in 3-9 months.

>>54128630
1pbtid

>>54128511
I don’t buy it kek

>>54128624
Based

>>54128624
How many times do I have to admit to being a tranny gaslighting shill who serves Biden’s interest, this is just getting repetitive champ.

>>54128614
B-b-but the bank sector black swan.. No one saw svb coming, who knows what happens..?

more like Cathie WOULD

>>54128570
You make far better money in the private sector, you sound like you hate your job which is never a good position to be in. This can't be the pinnacle of your career, and lets be honest being a manager for the government sucks.

>>54128630
51% sure no hike on the 22nd. Peak of 5.25 on September, than a very slow move down after.
You?

>>54128631
FUCK YOU CRAB
FUCKING GO UP OR DOWN
ONE OR THE OTHER
NOT BOTH

>>54128677
that's a man

>>54128662
But you can’t beat the trans health coverage that pays for my surgeries plus that sweet pension. Plus who could hate stealing from cis white males who oppose Biden. Better than anal sex. If only no one could see through my shilling, life would be so perfect. Oh well, to bad that Anon who’s totally really making 250k a year is to clever for my tranny glowie tricks!

miniconda
jupyter
spyder
vscode
sql server mgmt studio
alteryx
rstudio
bloomberg
git bash
ssh keys
dotfiles

gonna kermit sudoku next time I have to setup a dev environment again

>>54128689
I’m all in TQQQ, it’s been a ride. I’ll tell you that.

>>54128677
I think they gonna keep it or even raise it some.

>>54128732
that's a man

>>54128732
Did your mental illness prevent you from developing useful life skills?

>>54128655
it just happened and the market went down a few percent

why cant they crash it?

>>54128748
Come home white man

>>54128763
Pottery, YOU, posting THIS, might be the funniest thing I’ve seen on my time here. Thank you.

>>54128503

>>54128772
What does this do

>>54128784
that's a man

>>54128784
You're the one who is stuck making five figures lmfao.

>>54128492
what are you fags whining about

>>54128791
Opens one hell of a rabbit hole

>>54128814
?? does it help me manage my dev environment better

>>54128765
I just think theirs so much cash on the sidelines and no where to place it. The BRICs are imploding and Russia / China fucked a lot of people on top. US is WAY over valued but really if you had a couple million, where else would you go?
Plus we’re below ATH so not the worst time to invest.

>>54128821
that's a man

>>54128799
Fucking kek

>>54128826
that's a (really disgusting) man

>>54128831
Like you wouldn’t hit >>54128677 even with a dick, you liar.

>>54128865
>that's a man
No, I'm not gay and I don't want AIDS.

>KO straddling the $60 line and refusing to stay below it

>>54128511
My fierce queen Danielle DiMartino Booth expects a major recession and deflation so I'm open to the idea.

Give it to me straight boys. Is this the time to buy gold?

I can’t believe I missed the easy gains of SBNY and now I don’t know how I’ll ever make it.

>>54128157
I may never buy BILI or NTDOY again

>>54128908
Waiting to short gold once it peaks. Its not at the top or botton yet.

There IS a secret equation to the line movements. It's more important than the relativity equations and or the quantum physics meme.

Relativity and Quantum physics are a lie. You are in a simulation, and are the only thing that exists. The line is a direct view into your simulation.

There's an equation behind some retard playing bing bing wahoo and jumping up and down too; it doesn't make it real or the ground he's on any less than a completely horizontal line with no depth until you attempt to dig into it.

The earth your walking on can be literally clipped into if meditate hard enough.

TA is ALWAYS right.

>>54128870
Nothing gayer than a cute face and big tits eh, faggot.
>>54128908
Doubtful, cryptos really taken the wind out of gold. It’s become unpredictable as all the gains you would of expected last decade went to Bitcoin instead.

>>54128961
That's a mentally ill man.

>>54128944
Okay Mr. Nobody, is SPY going up or down the rest of this week? Thanks.

What are your thoughts on GameStop?

>>54128924
What's the peak? 2000?

>>54128944
>>54128968
SPY will pump

>>54128978
Depends on the velocity of the gold/silver ratio. Looking for absolute value of 100-130 and a gain of like 20 in a week. Still room for stuff to fall apart

>>54128968
Yea, that post definitely told me that’s enough Internet for today. I didn’t think anyone could beat the schizo homeland poster, or the gay autistic retard who hates big tits, yet hear we are.
Good session everyone. Night.

>>54129011
that's a man and everyone can see it except for the man himself

where my fellow wsb'ers at?

>>54128967
Rent free, I love it!

>>54129024
that's a man

Todays the day DAN said the market would crash

>>54128968
can't tell you SPY because they hide 12 hours worth of candles per day. out of the remaining 12 only 6 are free and the remaining 6 cost $400/mo (15 minutes behind).

GRT down
Matic up
bot playing flips every < 6 hours though
TA on long timeframes requires diamondhands and you don't have 6000 years to play it out.

>>54128820
Alpine Linux is ideal for containerized environments. I wouldn't recommend it for userspace though. Also:
> anno domini year-of-our-lord 2023
> not using glibc or systemd
Good luck ever moving to arm64 for anything other than shitty hello-world apps.

america fucking lost, the dollar as reserve curency is over. Iran is now allied with saudi arabia, we fucking won sirs

>>54128503
What anime?

>>54129042

OK. Is DAN right though? What's going on?

>auto insurance going up by 10% because of inflation even though I'm a good boy with a perfect record
Weird how costs don't go down when they have a good quarter though.

america lost

>>54128157
>>54128908
Was posting these seggsualized anime girls necessary?

>>54129089
Iranians don't say sirs.

Where exactly do gains come from? Is it all just Greater Fool theory?

Yields...

>>54129201
India is part of BRICS

>>54129191
And you can barely get anybody on the phone since covid because
>wE'RE eXPERIENCiNG hiGher THaN uSuAl CAlL VolumE

>>54128544
Some schizo escaped /pol/ detention facility and is now spamming same shit over and over again because people keep giving him (You)s

imagine being a drone and having a Su-27 fighter plane literally pee on you and anally rape you. Anyway, does anyone have tickers for a CDS index covering US government bonds?

>this is the average american in 2023
you lost

>>54129208
My theory is that the markets are a zero sum game. With options its obvious who wins. With stocks, you and the company benefit. Maybe the guy you sell to wins too.

The loser is everyone else. The compaby posts good growth, the GDP increases, the USD rallies and inflation hits nationals while foreign countries foot the bill due to export costs and a weaker currency. Its all connected on a very very very minute scale. Someone alwayas pays the price

>>54129208
Consider the following thought experiments:
> Let's imagine that you have a pile of wood and tools. Let's also say that you spend the time and money to use the tools and turn the wood into a table, or house, or chair. Is there more value than when you started with?
If you say yes:
> Now consider that there is a company that only harvests wood, and a company that only turns wood into tables, houses, chairs. If you think the goods are more valuable than the wood they started with, then you can sell those goods for a higher price, enough to buy more wood (to repeat) and to have a little bit of profit.
> Over time, you get better at making goods, and you can create the same quality of product in a shorter period of time. This means you have more to sell for the same amount of wood: it's pure profit.
Then take those same ideas to its logical conclusion for entire companies, or the economy as a whole. Time and labor are not material costs, so you're effectively creating value "from nothing".

>>54129042
No, it was February 15, which in retrospect was correct

>false flagging
Just take your gay psyop somewhere else.

>>54129208
earnings, populations growth, inflation, business fundamentals, liquidity, interest rates, sentiment

= gains

.

>>54129191
Why would costs go down? They know they can get more out of people since people have more money now than ever because everyone's salary keeps increasing like crazy plus people are either willing to pay or have to pay... a neverending story one might say ;---)

>>54129208
Company earnings that they share via dividends ot buybacks.
Also money from 3rd parties injected via M&A for example.
In case of unprofitable, speculative shitcos it's just people gambling on them becoming profitable or bought out

Markets can't be zero sum because you're buying from and selling to market makers who hedge their deltas then make money off the bid ask spread, volatility from options, and whatever other arbitrage or chicanery they're up to.
So you can win and they can somehow still win as long as they don't suck.
Checkmate, libtards.

>>54129312
Thinking of dumping them for a minimum coverage place actually.

>>54129317
i mean...yeah

some MM's literally never have a red day bc theyre so diversified

but other MMs are retards and blow up

Some MM's are elite

Some are just as retarded as buy side degenerate morons like Tiger Global

>>54129301
I was watching million dollar listing recently. The show was from 2015 or so, and some random tech dude offered 50k bitcoin, worth approximately USD 13 million at the time, for an apartment in NYC. I LOL’d audibly and asked my gf did she know that bitcoin stack would be worth well over a billion today? She immediately asked how much bitcoin I have. I explained no sane person holds bitcoin, you have to DCA spy etc etc... where the fuck do these bitcoin gains come from?

>>54129389
stop spamming chudjaks nafo tranny

>>54129382
people paying more for bitcoin

the difference between stocks and bitcoin is stocks have more """"real"""" """"justifiable"""" reason to be valued like that, but then again you could use this arguement to say anything has a made up value

>>54129395
>nafo tranny
learned what this was today. obviously from some russia-ukraine conflict obsessed poltard

>>54129313
>In case of unprofitable, speculative shitcos it's just people gambling on them becoming profitable or bought out
You just described the entire biotech equities space

>>54128732
That's a real woman tho

>>54129405
stop falseflagging bitch

>>54129426
All 5 posts by your ID in this thread are dogshit retarded white-guy-with-brainworms posts. Stop poltard posting.

>>54129411
Yep, those are most degenerate considering that only 10% of drugs pass P3.

Btw guys, I'm disappointed. Why did no Blackstone insider give a heads up on CVT deal.

Its faaaaaaalllliiiin

>>54129444
>Yep, those are most degenerate considering that only 10% of drugs pass P3.
Even more degenerate is cash burn for P1/P2 biotechs that are solely in the R&D phase. They buy giant fucking buildings when they should outsource the clinical testing. It's all just a grift for C-suite and board compensation packages.


Link related is a twitter post by a the ex-CEO of a small biotech company called ANEB:

>https://twitter.com/Biohazard3737/status/1631678032049057793

Basically, he talks about his experiences observing other biotechs that have no commercialized assets but insane cash burn from needless expenditures.

>$PRAX is burning $220M a year with $100M in the bank and a $58M market cap.

>$AGLE is burning $80M a year with

>The overfunding/easy money of the last few years has led to bloated cost structures.

>A Phase 2a company should be a handful of laser focused people in a shack (or fully remote).

>It was always bizarre to me as an emerging manager when I (occasionally) visited one of those early-stage companies.

>Usually, they had really fancy office space that they were essentially paying for with my money - while I was working out of a shitty $1,100/mo office...

>>54129398
Well yeah this what I think too. I don’t understand bitcoin at all.. buying it would be tulip-tier speculation for me.

>>54129382
China hiding their money in it if you give weight to the theory of Tether being propped up by them. At this point in time we're going to see if Bitcoin is actually digital gold or if it's a silly tech stock so you would need big balls to park your money in it for a year or two

GOLD COMPUTER

futures are barcoding. might be a bumpy day.

>>54129530
>At this point in time we're going to see if Bitcoin is actually digital gold or if it's a silly tech stock
Sounds accurate to me

>>54128202
That means they knew it was coming and didn't care.
If it was from 2020 you'd have a point.

I wonder if Wells Fargo and other banks doing shit like shelf offerings might mean that a "crash" will be coming sooner than expected? Could be why futures are crabbing a lot right now.

why is the stock market so hard???

do i just need to wait for bullish times to make money??

or should i learn how to short to make money now??

>>54128319
So I might get van'd for my theoretical army of trained genetically enhanced orangutans being released in africa?

I don’t give a shit about ukraine
I don’t give a shit about chuddies
I don’t give a shit about trannies
I don’t even know what a nafo is
FUCKOFF
U
C
K
O
F
F

>>54129633
You don't try to time the market unless you are a veteran trader. Stock picking is very competitive. Judging from your post you shouldn't put your money in there and read a few books first.

Hello sirs please redeem NVDA to 220 ty

>>54129071
I have my production personal server in a raspberry pi 4 I bought for like 70€, with void-linux + musl on it. it's running
>python 3.11
>radicale
>nginx
>syncthing
>custom web services
>rss bridge
>lms (subsonic (music) server)
I even managed to get a minecraft server running but the hardware wouldn't bear it

>Recent developments caused the US Treasury cash balance to be drawn by over $135B just in the last 3 days. The largest 3-day decline in 1.5 yrs. The government cash balance is running low, and this source of liquidity is drying up. The Fed might need to step in soon.

oh fug

>>54129720
>I even managed to get a minecraft server running but the hardware wouldn't bear it
Running fine on my raspberry pi 8gb. Running a 4gb or less?

>>54129740
it's 4GB, maybe I can try again sometime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzhPzHhnFl0

>>54129731
Why does it seem like the entire God damn global economy survives on Fed intervention? How did it get like this?

>>54129633
>do i just need to wait for bullish times to make money??
no stop being retarded, you do not buy when the bull momentum has already started, you buy during lows and wait for the bull momentum to start there are always buying opportunities everywhere in various different sectors
China is down massively, Brazil is down, Chile is down etc they could go lower sure, but an uptrend will come eventually because markets are cyclical and just do not straight fall down so there are windows to make profit even downtrends

If you are really retarded I give you basically a free money retard proof where all you have to do is wait
Covid and Lockdowns pretty much killed the airplane transportation industry and virtually all plane stocks are down, on top of this they are a seasonal stocks where they have their lows in winter and highs during summer, meaning that in these circumstances and post covid they are guaranteed to rise in value as long as we do not get some terror scenario like a second pandemic, just go buy random plane stocks (there are a crapton) and sit on them and I'll guarantee you they will make money

>>54128978
$10,000

>>54128544
Buy puts, calls, gold, BTC, and bonds

>>54129752
Gonna need at least an 8gb for mineycrafta sadly. I'd just wait for a raspberry 4a 8gb model, or the 5 at this point.

>>54129880
How can I buy Minecraft server companies?

>bond market prices in rate cut since mid 2022 for 2023
>it actually happens
bond chads are seriously the most high iq investor.
nobody said a rate cut is bullish but that we actually get one so early just shows that you should follow the bond / yields and not muh equities gambler on muh no landing hopium.
bondchads are telling you the bear market hasn't even started.

Markets are healing

>>54129897
The futs are dropping? What you talking about?

>>54129890
I've actually thought about having people pay me to join my server, you know friends of friends. I'm running the cost, and well it isn't much in electricity or bandwidth, I don't take kindly to freeloaders. Right now only 5 people have access.

>>54129908
Exactly

>>54129670
ive been reading a shit ton. i found a system to use but still struggling to find good stocks to ride up

>>54129813
isnt travel pretty normalized already. thanks for tip.

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>54129621
It would be exceptionally retarded timing for offerings if they aren't trying to get ahead of some bad news.

>>54129931
depends on the individual stock, many plane stocks have come nowhere close to making even half a recovery from covid fall so they have plenty of value to recover, pic related is Air France for example but there are dozens with this exact same chart type, like I said look around

>>54129071
>systemd
just write your own init script, it's literal 10 lines
read initialization file (inittab), setup run level, start background processes, fork tty (getty), initiate login process for user. done.
if you can't do it then you should just use Windows, faggot

Baltic indices green, we always stay winning.

>credit suisse

Serves those kikes right

We are resembling the old Roman Empire in so many ways and I mean that financially

I'm hoping to buy a house within 1-2 years hoping the market will crash. Should I keep buying stock with my money, or will the market crash with houses? Is it better to just start going in on CDs?

>>54129977
Many will never recover because the flight routes to Asia have been fucked by the war.

>>54128201
does this mean wells fargo is going to dilute by creating new shares and selling them on the market?

>>54130014
I think its generally not recommend to invest your money if you need it in near time

I love OpenBetAI token.. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.................https://openbetai.io

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5dPOax_Dgs
This is financial advice

>>54130005
Diocletian would be proud of this horrific monetary policy

>Euro stock markets open
>futs tank

Seriously whys it dropping

>>54130041
Jews jewing

>>54128193
>>54128253
>>54128219
dumb
normies don't think in nuance lmao

>>54130041
>>54129986
CS bankruptcy inc.

>>54128201
>Wells Fargo files for $9.6 Billion mixed shelf offering
>generally you dont do an offering unless you really need
If big banks start showing signs of weakness, non-woketard risk management has reached the limit of what it can handle. Bullish for Fed pause.
Howvere, it may just be ((disinfo)) aimed at making us believe so.

>futures

damn it went from crabbing to dumping fast, what happened?

>>54130015
I don't think the war will last and expect things to normalize to some level or another in the future.
Don't believe any of the WW3 narratives most of it is just pure kayfabe with the US constantly shooting down numerous red herring excuses it has been given to directly intervene over and over again and deescalating situations despite their rhetoric.

>>54130041
more like why is EU outperforming US whole 2022 and hitting ATH literally weeks ago while they have bigger energy problems, higher inflation, debt-ridden junk currency thanks to the shitholes in the south while still pumping money into jewkraine which is neither a NATO nor an EU member?

>>54130075
It's just crabbing on a bigger scale

>>54130014
A housing crash would be bad for the stock market. When a lot of investors get heemed in one market, they often pay for it by selling their assets in other markets. Preserve your capital.

>>54128320
>need a divorce, imam is nowhere to be found
Islam law is that you just say "I divorce you" three times, preferably with 1 male witness, and it is done. Indonesia is famous for arabs travelling to use islam-compliant prostitution by "short term marriages".

DXYbros... we rise again...
>he didn't put his money in 20x dollars

Ok, fuck it, I'll stop trying to time the market, this shit goes down (except for the pump on US report later), DAX 14500-14000 is my goal, gonna nuke it. AGAIN I closed my shorts way too early and lost so much on profits. AND TODAY MY IG TWITTER NEWSFEED DOESN'T WORK FOR NO REASON

Didn't Wells just have that 'no withdrawl' web glitch the other day? Just a coincidence while there was a run on regional banks. Yup.

>>54130115
>weak hand
>no conviction in his short positions
ngmi

>>54128528
>I make 60k top shilling for Biden, because I want to maintain the current power dynamics of America.
Eurofag here. I think this post is highly credible (realistic income for a lower-tier public servant, and honest statement of motivation). Thank you for your service protecting the free world.

>>54130132
I'm convinced, but why the fuck reverse the whole movement of yesterday? I sometimes try to be too rational, that's my problem. I imagine how the mountains could look and think "that would be funny" or "haha, that would be crazy" and it's +50% of the time exactly like that, as if there if the big players are some autists who make fun of you.

Whys it dropping in a straight line? Load of bullshit, nothing was even announced

>>54130132
And you can BET that in 2 1/2 hours we will pump back up. DAX 15200 again.

>>54130167
You think futs will repound? Why?

Credit Suisse about to go tits up

>>54130155
well it's just a technical rally, we hit muh useless but working 200 MA and both algos and retards were slurping
just look at the overall market trend. if you think all problems get resolved in the next weeks or months then okay close your shorts and keep slurping otherwise just hold and wait until all hopium and retard strength is over. counter-trend rallies are exactly that: flush out the weak hands who were trying to make a quick buck

>>54130086
>I don't think the war will last and expect things to normalize to some level or another in the future
Ongoing preparations seem to put 20-30 new brigades uf Ukrainian troops on tne battlefield in the next two months, also three dozen MiG-29 planes from Poland/Slovakia and a shitton of western tanks the Ukies have been trained on.
NATO has scheduled a big "air war" exercise in Europe for mid June. It could be a backstop for the moment tthe Russians will start losing ground on the battlefield and need to be warned not to attempt crazy things.
After that, possibly Russians will make concessions, and before next winter, gas flow to Europe can resume via the remaining pipelines (land based pipelines through Poland and Ukraine). That's the best-case scenario, as I see it.

>>54130160
>muh no news
you're a low information trader

>>54130167
Then buy longs if youre so sure

alright boys im officially fomoing into TQQQ

>>54130189
Because they want to make money and repeat the same thing of yesterday and today?

Euro inflation still raging like an all night kegger. Gonna raise 50bps to fight, or puss out to shore up banks with liquidity, thus fueling inflation further? Decisions, decisions...

>>54130238
No, I'll wait it out and short again.

I mean, look at the fuckin daily of DAX. Do I really have to expect them to rollercoast it like that? I am no stocktrader. I prefer commodities like Oil or cocoa. Stocks are WAY worse than them. Stock have way more scamwicks and stupid movements.

THE BANKS ARE LYING AND WE'RE GOING UNDER

>>54130041
French CPI is higher than last time maybe?

>>54130116
>Didn't Wells just have that 'no withdrawl' web glitch the other day

i didnt see any "no withdrawal" alerts, but some people's balances were not showing properly. i checked mine and it was fine though

>>54130205
Tits?

>>54130064
Saudis out jewed the jews

>>54130253
>Euro inflation still raging like an all night kegger. Gonna raise 50bps to fight, or puss out to shore up banks with liquidity, thus fueling inflation further? Decisions, decisions...
ECB was slower to hike, Euro banks had longer to prepare, and there's good protection against bank runs. In Greece when it happened, the government ordered to shut down ATMs and limit daily withdrawals.

Closed so many DAX short at 15110-15100, right before the crash. Should just have waited til half o clock (as always (monday)) and then I wouldn't be "scared" to jump back in. I had to reopen shorts on way worse positions, and I didn't fuckin know what was going on since my newsfeed (for whatever reason) doesn't work today.

>>54130075
Credit suisse about to hit circuit breakers, serves them right for years of negative interest rates

>>54130087
War euphoria.

>>54130293
ECB can´t hike fast because shitaly would collapse.

it's unironically over

>>54130293
>no goy, you can't have your hard worked money, it's technically ours, so we decide when you can get it

T.greek living abroad

it's the first time I see the dax shitting the bed this hard. where did the retard strength go?

>>54130332
Pay your taxes papadoupolus

>Buy German stocks this morning
>Everything dumps
My fault guys

>he was optimistic
eloelelemayo

Credit Shit is -13% on the swiss index right now

>>54130301
I wonder what the next banks in the line of dominoes will be to fall?

Dropping in a straight line ...gonna keep dropping or turn around?

I'm gonna go get breakfast. What are the best fast food stocks to buy and do they match up with the best served breakfast menus?

>>54130393
Good.

Amazing how it's always the banks. First they pump the markets and cause inflation, now they crash it all. Good job. A free market doesn't work it seems.

The CACK 40 taking some balls to the chin right now

>>54130393
Bullish for America.

>>54130421
I'm swiss and I don't even know when the cricuit braker trigger for single stock. we're at -18% now

>>54130416
it even hit all time high last week

>>54130404
McDonalds. Always buy McDonalds. There will never, ever, ever, E-V-E-R be a shortage of people eating their feelings and committing the slowest form of suicide other than smoking baccy eating at their restaurants. It could come out tomorrow that the burger patties are cut with actual human meat and people would still eat there. They also have a decent breakfast, great if you consider the level of standardization they maintain.

>>54130407
Guess they didn't learn from the dot com bubble and 2008 huh?

Feels like that we repeat Monday. Poorop panics and US market will kangaroo during trading hours. Almost tempting to try some day trading.

CS dying

>>54130454
Sausage Egg Mcmuffin it is.

>>54130460
What makes you think it will recover

>>54130459
Why would you learn if you never get punished?

guys, it's actually halted

>>54130493
Return to tradition

>I BELIEVE THAT PUTS ARE THE FUTURE
>TIME THEM WELL AND LET THEM LEAD THE WAY

>>54130505
what halted? The banks?

>>54130460
It's like monday. And like monday I closed my shorts 1 hour too early, EXACTLY when the crash starts, as if they knew. And again because of banks, I hate this.

The crab whiplashed the fuck out of everyone kekek

>>54130487
recover would imply that it stays up. I don't think that, but trading hours have been violently volatil the past few days and this setup promises more of the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4

>>54130524
vix puts yes

Anyone here that can explain a "mixed-shelf offering" ??

>>54129897
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54130531
US3M halted pending news

>>54130553
what the fuck

>>54130403
lol what the fuck

so is this the happening happening now?

CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
>CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
>CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
>CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
>CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
>CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING
>CREDIT SUISSE IS CRASHING

Beware the ides of March. Markets about to get shivved

>>54130531
thought CS halted, but no, it just continue drilling

SHOULDA BET ON THE DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL Y'ALL

200 euros instead of 900, because I didn't wait one hour. What a waste of time.

>>54130569
look at any crash that isn't 2020 and you will see that they usually cock tease you many times until you shrugg off the volitalty. Then the real rug pull catches most people off guard. If too many people are hedged nothing dramatic happens.

pls help

>>54130580
>HARRY POTTAAAAA !
>DID YOU DO ENORMOUS DERIVATES BETTING IN CREDIT SUISSE, THEN SHORT THE MARKET?
>10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOOR

What the fuck happened?

CHAT GPT SAID STOCK MARKET CRASH MARCH 15TH LAST MONTH KEK

>>54130624
It.

It happened.

>>54130624
It.

>What is Credit Suisse known for?

It is known for strict bank–client confidentiality and banking secrecy. The Financial Stability Board considers it to be a global systemically important bank. Credit Suisse is also a primary dealer and Forex counterparty of the Fed. Credit Suisse was founded in 1856 to fund the development of Switzerland's rail system.

Das not gud

Wtf happened to my AMC stocks

DAX IS PRICING IN REFUGEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>54130624
good morning sir

>>54130644

new

>>54130664
>>54130664
>>54130664

Why is DAX so retarded?

>futires

>>54130674
My god, 1 hour and I had made 4x the money, fuck me.

Just woke up. Shill status?

>>54130674
And I'm too afraid to short now thanks to the report later and the fact we are HARD out of the daily bollinger.

>>54130687
EVERYTHING IS FINE MAN

>>54130407
it was over the moment they were first up and running

>>54130703
Kek

>>54130624
Credit Suisse’s largest investor, Saudi National Bank, said it could not provide the Swiss bank with any further financial assistance. “We cannot because we would go above 10%. It’s a regulatory issue,” Saudi National Bank Chairman Ammar Al Khudairy told Reuters Wednesday.

Investors are also continuing to assess the impact of the bank’s Tuesday announcement that it had found “material weaknesses” in its financial reporting processes for 2022 and 2021.

Mumus deserve this

>>54130632
It said february 15, and also said to short tesla and soxl on february 22.

>>54130664
>>54130664
>>54130664

>>54128157
I HURT MYSELF TODAY