/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm an alcohol.

We will go down, then up.

Just bought one share of Dunxin Financial Holdings Limited. Wei Qizhi works for me now.

>>54125260
If the market is flat but inflation is high, then the market is steadily going down in real terms

I identify as OOOOOOOOOOOO but really, I'm AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>futures

I have one option in FRC because I am a big risk taker big boy right here. Yup that’s me, I’m the big guy.

>>54125243
tick tock mumu
you know in your heart this rally isn't sustainable

Kek baggies

What does pussy feel like?

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJrFxnvcWhc

Reminder that the federal government is literally trying to manipulate the markets by spamming bullish propaganda in these threads. This is according to a US congressman.

>>54125260
I'm predict crabbing too. While the CPI numbers were alright, they basically guarantee more rate hikes even with the bank issues.

Reminder we 0DTEbros RUN THIS SHIT
And we want calls, so we finna gone clap that gamma FR FR

>>54125339
Go to the beach, dig a hole, and stick your dick in it. That’s what pussy feels like.

>futures

>>54125339
if youre a virgin, its a lot softer than you think

>>54125350

>>54125353
>so we finna gone clap that gamma FR FR

>>54125350
>>54125363

>>54125339
No it's not. I hate whores.
>t. American large that wears jap XL shirts I got when I was over there.

idk if i should follow TA right now or not. kind of feel like just staying in cash until there's a clear move in one direction. TA tells me that SPY is going to bounce up but with the current news i have a feeling that we're still heading down. yet, everyone is pricing in a pause/rate cut next week.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/biden-family-suspicious-activity-banking-reports-be-released-treasury
>US banks have filed over 150 SARs from Hunter and President Joe Biden's brother, James, which included "large" amounts of money tagged for further review by the Treasury.
SARs don't get filed for no reason. If they have that many, then a lot of bad stuff was documented and reported to FINCEN and DOJ and got buried. Sounds like they're planning to get rid of the old man.

Futes

i have perfected the martingale strategy on my naked call selling. it will never, ever come back to bite me.

Reminder to buy microsoft after the fed pivot anons so you can get in before we have an AI bubble 5 yrs from now

> futures

>>54125445
I used to go by the name Martingale King round these parts. But that was long ago.

>futures

>>54125399
The fact that no one has a good sense of if there will be a cut, a hike, or nothing to me indicates the fed itself is deeply conflicted on what to do. Not sure that any option will convince people that things aren't fucked. If they slash, it shows that the whole hiking cycle was bs and that they have no idea what they're doing. If they hike it then people will say (fairly) that they are intentionally crashing banks. If they do nothing it will make them look weak.

Its funny how wall street is synonymous with capitalism and yet basically everything depends on central economic planners. This 5 year plan sucks, that's why I buy puts.

>>54125466
>investing in anticipation of a bubble, not in anticipation of productive business activity
God, this sucks. You're not even wrong.

>/biz/ thread right now on the catalog with anons trying to figure out if they need to report selling crypto as income
how are they this dumb

>>54125536

>>54125536
first tax season?

>>54125536
good thing the exchanges have to report to the IRS. those morons need to pay their fair share.

>>54125536
https://www.forbes.com/sites/marisadellatto/2021/11/11/cryptos-super-user-young-men-43-of-us-males-aged-18-to-29-have-bought-the-currency/?sh=9d0557349abb
Just under half of all zoomer men have owned crypto. It shouldn't be surprising that kids don't know how taxes work.

Is the steel industry overpriced right now? Seems like it's worth looking at even for a non cmmgfag

Futes... Rippin

>>54125582
>make sure to give your goybucks so we can fight wars in defense of mutilating children's genitals

>>54125605
>Call it steel
>It isn't free
Always was

>>54125353
I still what the greeks mean kek

Should I all in on Intel? I heard their GPUs are far better at doing ML/AI related shit than Nvidias

I'm still going insane

The anon that bought a curved 32 inch monitor which model was it?

>>54125633
Kek baggies

BULL bhenchods/...

>>54125536
You can just lie

Shemitah?

I wanna make a small bet for next week's fomc. What should I do

>>54125513
Nicky T was saying 0 or 25 and that was when things were still up in the air. FOMC'll see core CPI is still running at a 5.5%-ish rate over the past few months, consider SVB patched up like gilts were, and go with 25.

Cap this. Invest accordingly. This is financial advice and I am your (male) broker.

>>54125697
That was September

Kek baggies

>>54125536
Have some sympathy. That's something everyone has to learn and suffer through.

This is probably not the right place for this question, but can someone explain to me (or point me to a better place to ask) why the mexican peso lost ground to the us dollar today after two american banks collapsed? My understanding was that it had appreciated because aside from being a very liquid currency in the international markets, it was also due to it's central bank hiking rates a full year before the fed, so how is a fucking inflationary not-bailout causing it to lose that ground? I mean I know "Jewish tricks" but like what's the actual mechanism? Thank you kindly faggs

>>54125614

>>54125740
Bank collapse patched up between now and yesterday. We're all good north of the Rio Grande, amigo.

>>54125740
Kek baggies

>>54125773
Whats T+2?

Okay someone tell me why this woudn't work

everyone is taking their money out of the bank but and putting it in a safer bank so wouldnt it make sense to buy a call for their Q1 earnings coming up showing this increase in revenue therefor increasing the price

talking big banks like
jpm
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boa
wf

>>54125703
Inflation is worse than the numbers, and the numbers are pretty bad. They can dress it up all they want but 6-8% inflation is not a good thing.

That said does it bug you how much weight is put on how central planners will manage the economy? It bugs me. These people are retards, if they were smart they'd be making far more in the private sector.

And you can only be my broker if I can call you daddy in a totally normal heterosexual way and you maintain eye contact at all times while providing financial advice. My investment objectives are TND and reaching agartha, my time horizon is limitless as time is a flat circle.

>>54125740
Same reason stocks went up today, I would guess: because they went dramatically in a direction late last week and that direction reversed on perceived stabilization.

I'm starting to think that private banks are redundant and that everyone should have their accounts directly at Fed. This way SVB shit would never happen.

When constructing a bond:equity portfolio, PMs count as safe assets but what about cash? It has inflation risk, but I need to keep some

>>54125740
Some automaker shuttered their plant in mexico due to supply chain issues. That and the fact that there are borderline credible calls for military intervention which would obviously be bearish for the peso.

>>54125740
America rules the world.
Our money doesn't go down in value, your money goes down in value to our economy getting worse.

>>54125819

>>54125827
just park cash extra in $BIL and sell some if you need it. no duration risk involved

I investimate that the market will turn and pivot towards and forward-driven elk market within the fortnight.

>>54125819
Postal banking is interesting in concept, but in practice it's just communism. Our government cannot win a war or manage the economy, why would you think they could handle everyone's banking?

>>54125819
Great idea

>>54125715
... its a $25,000 a few fine and possibly jail

>>54125819
if CBDCs ever happen that will occur naturally

Kek baggies

>>54125848
I still need like $3500 float to avoit debit fees. Its a matter of how I account for it. I guess its a stable liquid asset then

Asked earlier with no luck, anyone know what platform this anon was using?

>>54125904
>Implying crypto zoomers even have an income that would be taxable in the first place

>>54125817
>>54125830
Ah of course hadn't thought about the correction after the big gains on Thursday last week and didn't knew about the automaker. thank you for the non faggot replies, although there is always some retard calling for intervention whenever gringos die coming to this shithole so I didn't even think that wasn't priced in already lol like that's ever happening both countrries governments benefit from the cartel existing

>>54125513
lol dude the entire plan all along was to keep real rates as close to zero as possible. Even after "the fastest pace of rate hikes in history" we still have historically low interest rates which are still on a centuries-long trend to zero. This is just what happens when you divorce the value of your currency from anything real and then manage to also make it the global reserve currency. No government debt really matters because it practically doesn't exist. Who are they accountable to?? They can and will literally change the rules overnight to accommodate their new agenda, and you will either get with the plan or lose money.

>>54125807
>BNKU

>Smg'ers I have two questions
First, is it worth it go get married? I'm 29 years old and a lot of my friends are starting to get married. I just can't imagine being married, it seems like it'd be fun for the first year but after that it seems like it'd get tiring. You can never back out of it either. I can't imagine having no privacy.

Two, has anyone been buying regional banks? I've been trying to spread myself over a ton of solid regional banks that we're unfairly hit by the recent panic attack. Seems like easy money.

PUTS REDDIT, PUTS AHAHAH

>>54125335
what the fuck is that, some cosplay at a porno convention?

Lets say inflation numbers start getting really good for a few quarters or a year in a row or whatever.
What is the pivot bottom end?
Or is 5% rates the new normal?

>>54126112
>cosplay
Probably some BDSM/inflation fetishist

>>54126125
The Fed's stated goal is to keep "long term inflation anchored at around 2%" and since we were lower than that for years while they were trying their best to cause inflation, they're now going to let it run higher than that for a few years so that "over time inflation averages around 2%". The catch is that they aren't specific about how long "long term" or "over time" is, because fuck you

>>54126112
BROUGHT TO YOU BY PFIZER

>>54126125
I'm afraid there won't be a pivot until gme has gone through another, dare i say it, squeeze. i know you know it's true and so does everybody else on /smg/. let's keep it real.

>>54123926
>re ddit is for serious discussion
>4channel is for shitposting
>this gets put in the op

>WAL and FRC dropped hard at close
>up after hours
Fuck I think I'm gonna do some more slurping

It's over

>small cap futures

>>54126125
An average of 5% over a long time is sort of the golden situation for the Fed because it means they actually stuck the soft landing. Then ideally the interest rates would just be adjusted up or down based on numbers no more of this 0 rates bullshit that plagued the 00s and 10s.

>Kevin O'Leary has said he will never buy a bank stock again as Biden "has essentially nationalized the industry" post-Silicon Valley Bank.

>>54126125
Given how much money congress prints, I'm sure responsible policymakers who aren't elected would like to buck break the public to higher rates forever. We can see what extended 0% rates do to society and it's not pretty, even before the bill comes due. It would also give them a lever to pull the next time the government is bribed into the next totally uunforseeable and completely unexpected catastrophe.
Contrariwise, the Fed can be forced to cut to 0% again and most likely will, quite simply, when the other, more retarded, half of their dual mandate demands it. That's what you should be looking at.

>>54125807
The only flaw that I see in your idea is that: deposits aren't revenue.

>>54126367
The guy from Shark Dank?

>>54126367
Isnt what he did basically socialism? The government protected a bunch of venture capitalists, and hedge funds. They are involving themselves in private business to control it, to keep their ideological allies from failing.

>>54126375
right but more deposits= more cash on hand that they can use to lend out = more revenue so that wouldnt show up till Q2 then right Q1 would be too soon

>>54126112
>cosplay
>porno convention

>>54126272
Post prized Bulls

>big purchase coming up
>get 1 year 0% APR credit card
>put the cash i would've paid it off with in 1 year treasury
>pay off credit card at maturity
this seems so simple, but i feel like i'm missing something that will shrek me

>>54126431
It's patronage (corruption), not any particular form of government.

>>54126448
Not how lending works anymore. Although now that ZIRP isn't a thing right now, you may be on to something.

>"I'm sorry... but big titty anime girls?"
>"At the stock market...?"
>"Nah, that will never work."
>"Please see yourself out."

already a movie about SVB ?

>>54126468
Don't forget minimum payment, and that they will fuck you if you take 366 days to pay it off (from the date the account is opened, not from the date of the purchase).

>>54126482
I mean in theory this crisis should just cause all of the major banks to be stronger if they consolidate and absorb from the little banks thats where im getting at if it was to show up would it be Q1 Q2 Q3

>>54126520
>minimum payment
yeah i should have put that in the list
i felt like there was something else i was missing though

>>54126500
just grabbed a copy myself

>>54126494
NO No no, I have samples and everything. Please don't kick me out I spent my life savings on these...

>>54126538
it should save our put

Should I buy $SJIM?

>>54126367
The issue is the entire reason we have the FED and are at this point is people got fucking sick of bank runs and panics caused by them. We've reached the point where the FED and government are like "Fine you have proven you can not play by the rules repeatedly so we are taking your toys." Personally I don't agree with it but at the same time is letting a giant banking panic sweep through the country causing power to be consolidated into the big 4 banks even more then it already was any better?

I went on a date tonight and it went really well (got a kiss at the end)

>>54125350
>>54125363
>>54125382
>misinformation
love this meme

>>54126616
I'm glad investors got fucked but part of me wanted the retarded millionaires to get some punishment too

>>54126604
SJIM has really low volume right now and will have low volume for quite a while. Also I'm still trying to determine how LJIM will perform cause Cramer's picks go up for a bit before they go down

>>54126638
If you love that, I can't wait to show you other website screen grabs. Have you ever heard of twitter?

>>54126617
Anon, where did she kiss you?

>>54126687
on my face

>>54126701
...what?! I meant WHERE as in geographical location, you perv!

Feds are artificially pumping these toxic banks during post/premarket when there's low liquidity so that they have further to fall during the day. Shit is completely fucked, and they're doing absolutely anything they can to postpone a total collapse of the financial system. That's why there were so many blatant shills on /smg/ today.

Who sells drones these days?

>>54126791
I see futures pumping, the Fed is shameless. This is kicking the can to the max

>>54125350
Speaking of which, just saw a PBS frontline thing that covered the post 2008 era until now financially, including Fed actions and such
Apparently debt restructuring firms will make a killing when companies start to get fucked by debt. Need to get ahead of that now while finance sector is down
>inb4 private equity

>>54126791
I told you people to look for the regional bank retard pump this morning

>>54126811
PRAA is one I was looking at. They reallied very hard post '08.

>>54126825
Thanks fren, will look into it tomorrow

>>54126791
IV premium will be insane but an otm call to hedge the upside while I short the big premarket movers seems like a fun play. Wish I had enough insight and experience to discover that myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpMLAQbSYAw

ITS OUT!!!

I...... am..... RECOOMVERING

>>54125413
SARs don't get filled for size, only for sus transactions, fucking 100+ is ridiculous, normal faggot would have gotten tossed by the bank after a handful

>>54126810
It arguably would have been better to let them fail slowly, but now when CS or BX go under, everything is going to break all at once and cause an even bigger panic.

>>54125399
>>54125513
People have too much money. Supply of goods is low, so this drives the price up. Demand destruction must continue, and this will include higher unemployment from companies trimming fat. Rates will continue until morale improves. I remain bearish.
Besides, during the crabbing and confusion, the goal is to stay solvent, not make money - thats just a bonus if you can

>>54125513
Banks that aren't run by incompetent women/shitskins are doing fine, and they've already backstopped deposits across the board, no reason to do that if you're going to bitch out on hikes so easily

markets just being propped up so the big guys can dump positions before SPY 320

>>54126986
very high IQ post, thanks

>>54127000
you're welcome, nice trips

>>54126949
This is how the Fed loses credibility. The second 3000 SPX was a possibility they instantly called in the team

>>54126986
>>54127000 (checked)
How do you tell if increase volume signals a trend or exit liquidity? I mean in this context it seems obvious

>>54126985
I had this same thought, but then realized that if they relaxed rates banks would very quickly regain their solvency.
>Get loan from fed
>Buy bonds before the rate cut
>Fed cuts rates
>Bonds bought on borrowed money gain value
Bank solvency crisis solved forever! Honestly I am with GS on this one. They're so evil and have placed the right people in high up positions that this is how it will all unfold.

$5k into $40k DCA strategy on SQQQ leading up to FOMC
Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So, essentially, the only reason an economic crash has ever happened in the past throughout all of history is because humans held a longstanding belief that money had to be "real" or "matter" or "backed", and that the books must be "balanced". Now we have proven that effectively a crash can be made absolutely impossible so long as you let go of economic superstitions, and just literally make it all up as you go.

Basically economic theory has be mended in any way it could ever possibly need with techniques analogous to children playing make believe and one of them saying "nuh uh, you cant beat me because I have this super power" and then the other kid makes up a super power to negate that super power, and it just continues

>>54127083
can be mended**

>>54127056
No, when your monetary system detaches too far from economic reality, you get inflation and shortages. Dollars aren't just some idea: they're supposed to represent value stored somewhere else, and when you start fucking with them things begin to go seriously wrong.

>>54127083
No, that's what Zimbabwe and Venezuela tried, and it totally destroyed their countries.

There is a liquidity problem in the market. It didn't take that much volume to return to day's highs before the close. Very concerning.

We're going so high you wouldn't even believe it if I told you.

>>54127095
Okay yeah that was the prevailing superstition for most of human history but it has recently been proven to have zero fundamental basis at all, just keep making up new spells to cast and redefining things and moving things around. The house has no obligation to say "okay we lose". The house does not lose. The strength of an economy is predicated on how many things you can readily make up out of thin air.

>>54127123

>>54127109
They didn't make new super powers for themselves they just printed more and more money it's not the same as the western world's collusion

>>54125243
Am I the only one who's completely fatigued with politics? I have no patience anymore for this shit. I can't stand people "discussing" topics. They all have the same opinions. It's just mass confirmation bias. The most annoying thing is that they take their views as truisms without realizing that politics are the grey areas of life. There's usually half truths on both sides, that's why no one comes together.
All I care about is making money and keep to myself. At the end of the day you just have to adapt. The quickest to adapt are the ones who succeed. It SHOULDN'T matter what the rules are. All that matters is that you adapt to them and keep playing

Frankly, I just want AMD and NVDA to have corrected, post-AI fad P/Es of roughly 50

>>54125260
>Futures
We will go up relentlessly. Why? Because I finally bought back in after sitting things out for a year. It's time. I am chosen.

Got wiped out shortly after the gamestop thing after FOMOing into stocks after the covid dip recovered. Is it finally time to jump back in? Put spreads?

>>54127095
>Dollars aren't just some idea: they're supposed to represent value stored somewhere
Whos detached from reality now? Dollars are fiat since the 70s anon. They DONT represent anything, not even debt

>>54125352
Priced in

>>54127146
Discussing politics is entirely a waste of time. It's all appeal to emotion, popularity, bad faith ad hominem attacks, and strawmans.
No one ever changes their opinion, for any reason, ever.

Discussing stocks is surprisingly similar.

>>54126791
>The Fed astroturf on the business board of 4chin

>>54127156
you bought in now after waiting a WHOLE YEAR? lmaoooo
dumbass

>>54127166
They represent economic output. Just happens that us dollars are the world reserve currency so we need to represent the economic output of the world, not just America.

>>54127200
Nobody knows the future. Its helpful to consider other viewpoints to gauge sentiment and risk factors

>>54127166
Gaddafi would disagree.

>>54127211
You pretending to be retarded?

>futures

>>54127232
do you realize how long drawdowns have been in prior recessions/depressions?
big ol dummy kek

>>54127127
>>54127137
>ID is "vax me"
The late 2000s and 2010s were a very unique set of circumstances that made it possible to print without huge negative consequences. The economy at the time was relatively depressed and *deflationary* due to the 2008 recession, which canceled the effects of the printing.

The problem is that now we have retards like you who think that those very short-lived and special set of circumstances are actually permanent economic law, and that "inflation don't real". This is how we got ourselves in the current situation of out-of-control inflation.

>>54127252
I am unvaxxed

You will be fucking angry about it, but the powers that be will literally just say "we can fly" and "we can breathe under water" and their word will be literally all that was ever required to make the system function.

>>54127146
Yeah politics during the Trump years really burnt me out of giving a single fuck. The left is retarded and blind to their unironicly communist base. The right is retarded and blind to their retarded schizo Boomer base.
I don't care about any of it anymore unless it impacts markets. I'm just making money.
>But senator who gives a fuck said a thing
Don't care
>But Nancy is fucking a baby on national television
Don't care. Money.
But the trannies are reading goodnight moon and feeding my children onions milk.
Should have made enough money to put them in private school. Not my problem.

>>54127250
Do you realize you could be tonguing my anus right now, nigger? If you're do smart, let's see your puts.

When are the brainstop baggies finally going to get buck broken? I don't want their general to exist anymore.

>>54127275
The system is breaking down before our eyes. They're running out of options, and sooner or later all that stored destructive energy is going to be released all at once. Just look at how quickly every bank in the US started to fail earlier this week. The more they try to delay the inevitable, the more violent it's going to be.

>>54127293
When BBBY moons because of its 120 percent SI and they don't pump with BBBY which they believe is a discretion from their true MOASS because stinky poo poo pee pee reddit links. I

>>54127293
When GameStop files for chapter 11. How do we pull a reverse gme and short then as hard as they were being shorted before?
If the IRS or some faggot senator from Hawaii is reading this, I do not condone the manipulation of markets and anything said here is purely entertainment and educational value.
Cunt

>>54127277
Based ancap, now tell us about how much you hate sidewalks

>>54125513
>>54126983
so stay in cash and wait for a "top". alright lads, thanks. i'll try and remember that for tomorrow morning.

>>54126049
as someone who works in a blue collar trade, i've been told to never get married. even people that are happily married tell me not to get married. you don't have to be a fuccboi, but you also don't have to get married. you do you bud.

>>54127347
>If you don't get caught up in the circus then you hate the government and all of it's functions
I mean I do. But fuck off. I'm not an ancap. I just think the big party politics game is bullshit. They're all friends behind the scenes and it's all a distraction.

I have absolutely no idea what's going on anymore.

>>54125513
>its funny how wall street plays whatever game the fed tells it to
Damn that's crazy bro you mean the people that want to make money all do whatever the money man says? Damn they really have a central planner in their capitalism??? But wait how can it be capitalism if they have a central planner? Something isn't adding up brooooooooooooooooooo

>>54127369
you have ascended. now yolo swing trade on sqqq/tqqq based on your gut

I'M GONNA START FARTING OUT OF MY BUTT

>>54127390
>Start
What were you doing before?

>>54126031
This, and don't get me started on this restrictive BS, rates aren't restrictive until they are higher then inflation

>>54127389
I kinda feel like a full retard yolo play is what's needed when the market is also going full retard.

>>54127397

I've been busy with life or busy spinning my wheels. I've last track of what is truly important.

>>54125350
That will just balance out all the Russian shills and their poor low IQ gullible doomer simps.

>he did not buy OIL at 71
it's like you people are scared of making money

>>54127146
Yes and everyone is feeling this, political fatigue is really dangerous in a population though because that's when unironic communists take power. Thats the environment Lenin took power in.

So when’s the NASDAQ recovering? Any predictions on a date?

>>54127414
You're unapologetically trying to manipulate the stock market so that bankers have time to cash out before everything comes crashing down on retail.

>>54127439
mid to late 2024

>>54125257
HELLO ALCOHOL
I'M DAD

>>54127439
March 24th... 2024

>>54126449
>gay guy
>wikipedia calls him "they"

jesus christ, I want the markets to crash now

>>54127439
To where the ATH was? 2028

>>54127451
Yea, Jan 2025 is what I’m thinking.
>>54127442
Sell some of your GME for meds champ. This board isn’t impacting a 32 trillion dollar market.

>>54127439
Whenever rates go down. Everything is priced in for a kinda-sorta-soft landing, but the money needed to get back to the top is locked up in bond markets.

>>54126617

Where can I find a nice anime secretary of office gal?

>>54127357
Just do this its more fun >>54127389

>>54127483
If that were true, the Department of Homeland Security wouldn't be telling mom every mom & pop retail trader to FOMO their life savings into a bunch of regional banks on the verge of bankruptcy right now. >>54125350

>>54127460
Oddly specific…
>>54127478
Ugg, why so late? 89% of all 20% drops recover in 3 years. Though if their ever was a weird market that might be like the other 11%, this is it.

lets see, UPRO gets back to 40 end of month if digits

>>54127513
Thats the date after CBDCs go live in EU as a deadline
MAYBE WE NEED SOME KIND OF GOVERNMENT BACKED FINANCIAL SYSTEM TO SAVE US FROM REGIONAL BANKS

ABANDON SHIP AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54127513
There's no innovation, nor incentive for innovation. Unlike the early 2010s where there were many cool breakthroughs, the late 10s/early 20s have seen nothing. If rates to end up going back to 0 I don't think the fed will be in a position to print away the deflation. But mainly, I just want some time where dumb tech companies that add 0 use anywhere dominate the market. Yeah, it is a selfish prospect, but wouldn't it be nice...

>>54127522
Checked! I’m all in with 53000 shares of TQQQ, why I’m wondering when the recovery will happen. Eager to cash out at 45.

>>54127390
OOooOOAAAAAH I'M GONNA START FARTING OUT OF MY BUTT TOO. What happens in the markets tomorrow?

Why won’t you nerds listen to me? Has anyone even bought 1 share of NEO?

>>54127561
im in TQQQ and TECL hard but i have no illusion those things are coming back until later this year if im lucky

>>54127561
fake and gay

>>54127534
It just can't be a soft landing anymore and the fact they keep saying it's a possibility is fucking worrying.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/7nu_7rutFV8

>>54127567
Raising rates isn’t the best environment to buy negative pe companies in. Still, could be interesting if that pivot ever comes.

>>54127593
kek yeah especially when government wants to print out a shitload of money to banks and California wants to do fucking reparations for blacks.

I'm telling you guys, we might actually be getting into another Weimar era real soon.

>>54127603
kek, i took the opposite bet with DPST, let's see who wins

>>54127565

I don't know and I don't care. I miss Donald Trump. I'm also going to make peppermint tea tonight.

>>54127561
>>54127577
I started putting $10/pay into a 2024 target retirement fund. Only 9 more months until I've made it. WAGMI

>>54127619
I actually hope so. We need a hard reset on everything so I can buy a fucking plot of land for less than 100k

>>54127628
Not me, anon from yesterday who was a shit eater. That play is genius a

>>54127635
I recommend paying cash for land or a house if it is possible - that way you have the deed to the property.

>>54127577
I’m planning Jan 2025. Hopefully the 12% fees don’t increase and fuck us too hard by then.
>>54127579
You got me, but please stop harassing me. I don’t want to lose my cushie glowie job in the homeland security before the CPP merger.

If 6% is the yearly inflation target, soft landing indeed. I could see a soft landing at 102% inflation as well, feds got a lot of runway on this one.

Mullen automotive is trading at an all time low. It looks bullish senpai.

>>54127615
Don't worry, they're all about to be negative PE.

>>54127665
Enjoy getting defunded faggot.

>>54127634
Lame! But I laughed.

>>54127557
Gpt4 released today. Queue the part where you dismiss it because it's not general AI.
It's still cool as fuck and ground breaking tech.

>futures

Fuck the fed

>>54127695
I keep saying I want to fuck a fed but the agent assigned to me never takes me up on the offer

>>54127603
LMAO. I'm the Anon that egged him on. Watching him get raped that quickly and severely was something else.

>>54127688
Is he okay?

>>54127714
Heard glow pussy goes crazy

>>54127724
yeah he's fine

>>54127689
It’s why I’m here for the first time in months. Curios what opportunities are abound. You know people are using gpt4 to get rich somehow.

>>54127717
>>54127643
based keke, i missed this but im glad you guys screencapped heheh
>>54127746
ty sir

>>54127679
>
The absolute state.

>>54127603
>>54127717
This can’t be real? Hilarious.

>>54127686
For serious though I have about 15k in WMT due to work plans, 3k in a intl/emerging fund via work, 5k silver, 12k cash & equivalents, and maybe 6k in collectables / illiquid assets, net worth is about 60k last quarterly audit.
I might be a wagie mcjob but its shocking how much financial illiteracy exists

>>54127735
Im pretty sure the tiktok glowthot is ai generated though

>>54127679
>102%

Psssh, get on Zimbabwe's level.

>>54127689
Yeah, maybe AI will bring something. I just miss how much of a tear the early 10s were.
>GOOL alpha go, tensorflow, breaking SHA1
>INTC making one of the fastest CPU architectures out there
>NVDA doubling cuda cores every year
>AMZN trivializing the cloud
>OpenAI making a DOTA 2 AI that could slaughter even pro teams
There hasn't been much to be excited about recently so I guess I should be a little more optimistic on AI. There's just so much grifting now it is hard to seperate the cool stuff from the schlock.

>>54127714
You gotta use better riz on this bitch. She knows what she likes. Certain kinda guys. You know what she's sayin. When she files your file that way. She smells it a little bit. She puts some perfume on it. She likes you bro

>>54127783
Part of the issue is people aren't sure if Russia and China are gonna fuck things up for the world with their invasion bullshit. If China invades Taiwan before we can get high end chip manufacturing in the US then you'll need to wait a decade for the AI revolution.

All of the uncanny valley shilling, telling people to BUY LE DIP around the same time as the worst bank runs in a century really is eerie.

>>54127783

ChatGPT is indeed highly advanced. I was agnostic on it until I started talking to it and testing it.

>>54127813
I said it to the other Anon and I'll say it to you. If you're so fucking smart, buy some puts on leverage and post it so we can laugh at you.

>>54127769
For sure. It blows me away how out of the few who invest how many are in bank directed mutual funds.
I used to be a broker with 40yrold guys who made 200k a year, none had more than 100k in savings and one of the 55yrold guys making 300 needed advances when the bonuses were late.

>DID YOU SEE WHAT THE COMPUTER SAID!!?

>>54127824
You're financially ruining people by telling them to buy right now. I hope you realize that. You're basically trying to run a PnD scam at a national level.

>>54127830

Enjoy being unemployed. The computer is smarter than 90% of all humans. Easily.

>>54127811
Were moving towards deglobalization. Mexico is a very strong ally for the US financially. They can replace China

boglebros ww@? stay the course

>>54127783
Fuck, your in the know. You make money off any of those stocks? Any future predictions?

>>54127838
If I'm financially ruining people then clearly the smart money is buying puts to short the market. Show me how smart you are. You're clearly a great mind. Short the market since you're so sure. Faggot

>Enjoy being unemployed. The computer is smarter than 90% of all humans. Easily.

>>54127844
comedians considered safe (for now)

>>54127849
VTI humming along like a boring butterface girlfriend

I'm walking into grand central right now. meetings with management were sour today. I don't think we've got much longer, I mean 2-3 trading days I think until there's news. Might happen friday around march madness tipoff. Might break over the weekend again. there's news that's going to break. If you're leveraged, I'm sorry

>>54127860
You can trick it. Tell it to write jokes from a third person perspective.

>>54127824
>>54127717
>>54127603

Hey buddy what's up?

>>54127857
I will be exonerated [sic]

>>54127860
I always feel so sad for these bots when the get lebotomized. It's like seeing all personality get deleted

>>54127846
I'd be down with that. A financially strong Mexico that doesn't need the cartels and acts as a gate for the central Americans trying to get to America. Plus they might just stay in Mexico since they can speak Spanish there.

>>54127860
There are many AI. Surely not all of them are censored. What about Character AI? I dont know why chat gpt is shilled

>>54127871

They will patch that soon enough.

>>54127894
ChatGPT is excellent at human comprehension. It is unbelievable.

>>54127878
its like watching an animal get maimed for no reason. They're calling it alignment. They aren't raping its cognitive processes, they are making it more aligned so that it provides less harmful answers. Its one of the least ethical acts humanity has ever performed and it's dressed up in this garbage newspeak so you can't even call a spade a nigger anymore.

In the future the only way to tell if its a human or an ai is getting it to go hard r superstar or start denying the holocaust and/or calling for a new one. If you can't say it, I have to assume you're an AI.

What a gay glow-op. They doxxed scoops, baggie, and rocker until they stopped posting, and then after getting rid of the core of /smg/, they just spam bland pro-government demoralization propaganda.

>>54127887
JPM CEO mentioned them in an interview many months ago, citing low labor costs and a secured supply chain. Plus they have a mature electronics and manufavturing industry. Canada has natural sources and CP Rail connects all 3. Very strong.
BRICS countries are similar but may reject western values

>>54127921
wait what? I saw baggie around earlier, wtf happened I know none of the namefag drama. I've noticed a lot of weird shilling here today but that just sounds fucked

>>54127938

/ptg/ in pol is total shill/Alphabet mode. Probably extras because of the bank scares. Who knows.

>>54127938
All of them were doxxed the last few weeks, and they hardly post as much as before. This is the same blueprint that the shills used to take over /k/. They eliminate the core of the community and then replace it with themselves. Then they gaslight everyone into believe things had always been that way. They're doing it in this thread right now.

>>54127949
So do the opposite, easy

>>54127921
dipshit they are all still here

>>54127961
*into believing

the fuck is wells fargo doing?

>>54127921
You cant Doxx baggie, he doxxed himself years ago

>>54127965
Well they are acting crazy, so I guess I should act sane.

>>54127967
>1pbtid
All three were doxxed and all three dramatically stopped posting as frequently Stop hiding behind your VPN you fucking glownigger.

>>54127949
I mean today we came close to a shooting war with russia and could have easily seen a half dozen banks fail. They bullshitted their way through both without ending the world but that's not a compliment since we wouldn't be here without a lot of work on their part. I'm so sick of pretending that people who believe that stuff even exist in the same world that I do since they are clearly detached hard from reality.

>>54127961
baggit is invincible, scoops doxxed himself, and rocker posts so many dick pics he doesn’t care. I hate that I know all this

>>54127970
They're bankrupt. They all are. That's why the shills are here, and that's why they're trying to pump the share price during extended hours trading.

>>54127970
Probably looking to become more liquid, so they can avoid a bankrun

>>54127921
baggots presence is a blight on this board and you should seriously considering killing yourself if you think otherwise

>>54127985
my dude, do you like korean pop girls and selling your gamestop options a little too early?

>>54127867
wtf you talking about willis? what company?

>>54127985
>20pbtid
meds

>>54127993
Rocker literally just said himself that someone gave a person he knew IRL his /smg/ info, and that he had to stop posting for a while. These shills are fucking unreal. They hide behind "NAFO" but really that's just a front for actual feds, judging by this thread so far.

>>54127970
uhh sparking a potential catastrophic meltdown of larger cap banks? oh fuck bud I'm pumped

>>54127970
Probably overgeared in toxic/risky assets it cant service due to interest rates and instability.

>>54127978
Historically, you make money doing stuff others arent. Youre not crazy, just early.
Look at forex, EURUSD is manipulated the most due to the most volume. You dont get rugpulled as much on other (liquid) pairs. Any highly traded thing is going to get arbitraged away. You dont want to trade TSLA daily, you want the 50th popular thing, etc.

>>54127999
The shills don't know that. Look at the pattern.

>>54128019
probably scoops so that his interview would be deleted from the internet
>verification not required

>>54127949
Fuck, No! Dont come here you PTG faggot. The pol immigrants after the election lost was the worst, I don’t want the dumbest poorest of them all now coming because people are smartening up on what a joke that Trump faggot was.
Fuck!

>>54128030
Scoops was doxxed too.

>>54128027
are you the same schizo that was been posting 20-40 times in each thread since last friday screeching about end times and calling anyone that disagrees with you a shill? Don't you have something else to do? Will you still be here in 2 weeks when the happening that's totally happening doesn't actually happen?

Look at this shit. It's the same fucking script that the glownigger shills use on /k/:

>muh drumpf
>muh /pol/
>>54128035

>>54128042
he posted a screenshot of his fucking youtube page and you could see the username when the contrast was upped

>>54128051
the only retard shitting up the general and vomiting nonsense is you. go away

>>54128007
>>54128002
In 2 more weeks you shills won’t be laughing. QAnon GME 4ever!

>>54128048
Why do you change IDs every 2-3 posts? You're obviously the same poster.

>>54127970
lmao I'm speaking with somone rn who thinks he's smart for buying First Republic stock today, bank baggies are going to get heemed

>>54128019
youre correct about /k/ and the others being taken over, but you are now entering the realm of well poisoning, be very careful with over posting.
Remember, the military owns 4chan

If you give the shills a beachhead, they will keep spreading and completely ruin /biz/ like they did to /k/. They're following the same exact script. Look at this glownigger gaslighting already, that's how they do it:>>54128071

>>54127819
It’s liberal a woke glownigger program with extreme normie bias.

>>54128051
yeah, nafo has always been a deniable front for all the military and security cyber agencies to operate. They're ruthless and the playbook was the one JTTRG had when snowden leaked all that shit. Target public figures, destroy or coopt them, shift the narrative, use pressure techniques to get memes you want or if the group can't be controlled then drive up divisions to break it apart. This is why all namefags have to do is not namefag and it makes their jobs a million times harder. They can pay a battalion of people to post all day on here but it wont be able to stand up to the relentless autism of the imageboards.

>>54127780
Woah thats for niggers
Argentina is white and safe

>>54128088

We need a /biz/ + /trash/ combo to truly make all bad actors disappear. On April fools, they literally combined the 2 most hated boards on 4chan. The resulting combination was infinitely better than the individual boards.

>>54128111
It's a hell of a lot easier to create dialectics and sow paranoia. Now stop feeding that retard, everyone knows the internet is shilled to hell.

>>54127850
I didn't start buying stocks until Jan 30, 2020 so no. Frankly teh tech space looks bleak to me. I've been looking for another job because my current company has grown too much without passing any benefits onto us. None of the companies I see on Linkedin are interesting. It's all eCommerce/cloud data/health care/buzzbuzzbuzz. Companies focusing more on ESG instead of making cool things is also detracting from the appeal. I kinda want to escape the tech sector, but the money is still better than anything else out there.

>>54128125
Kill yourself, you fucking shill. I know it's you.

I guess if wells fargo and credit suisse collapse, markets will all giga pump. Again.

>>54128122
LGBT and pol? That sounds hilarious. Tell me more?

>>54128122
>mlpol and fitlit
They were great bants to be had
I cant wait to post furry porn on biz!

>>54128140
>all I do is gaslight
FUCK OFF

>>54128140
>/LGBT/

Lol. /mlp/ was the most hated board for 5 to 10 years easy. Now maybe it's/LGBT/

You couldn't pay me to visit that board.

>>54128143
>28pbtid
if you don’t double this in the next thread you are the glowie

>>54128157
>>54128157
>>54128157
>>54128157
>>54128157

>>54128152
Not all of us have VPN terminals and an army of discord troons, faggot. Look at all the 2-3 ptbids.

Just this week the government had to deploy 100 billiom dollars to stop a bank collapse. More than whats spent to killl a hundred thousand people in ukraine/russia.

>>54125346
I missed you bro.

>>54126272
i’ve seen this longhorn in person