/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54127481
>dividend
>15%
LMAO, get a load of this retarded monkey.

>>54127481
Everything in this picture (except Google)

What kind of monkey puts the dollar sign after the number?

>>54127497
There are lots of stocks that will have stupidly high yield after the market finally crashes.

>>54127481
I make 1% a month in my shithole south american country. Power transmission, healthcare, sewage and oil and gas are 90% of my portfolio. Good stable and predictable margins in sectors that aren't going anywhere.

safemoon

>>54127539
a retarded american monkey. fuck I hate americans.

You need to find African mining stocks to get that much dividend

European banks or Brazilian banks maybe

Going to have to find something outside US

>>54127481
doubt many sustainably pay out >15% maybe some reit or a utility that has its competition/expansion regulated

>>54127481
Delegating grt unironically

>>54127481
I heard BlockFI does 8%/yr

>>54127790
nexo also does 8& but can they be trusted? fuck no

>>54127481
$IEP

that is all, plus since it's more a return of capital than a dividend, your tax situation is greatly improved.

>>54127481
RIO is your best bet. But you're stupid. If you have that much better to do 85% CDs and 15% risky stock plays.

>>54127553
>market crashes
>high yield
What kind of room temperature IQ take is this?
Its late at night so we must be getting overwhelmed by pajeets posting here.
Good morning sirs.

>>54127502
cute hors

>>54127481
>he thinks a 15% dividend means its a long term hold

>>54127481
Nothing will do what you want.
If you are serious look at jepi and jepax funds though, they are newish, 4 years or so, they yield 10% steady. They only hold dividend stocks that basically hold same exact value and they write covered calls against them Every month to get that 10%.

>>54127481
look up JEPI. its an ETF with a covered calls strategy. It pays you 8-10% dividend but your capital will erode probably slowly.

>>54127481
The best cure for a headache is sex
My second ever gf told me this
And it’s cockblocked every gf since bc it’s true

>>54127502
These are all garbage companies on the decline

>>54127481
>dividend stocks

>>54131035
>ABBV in decline
no retarded faggots allowed sir.

>>54127592
>based electricbro
everybody needs electricity

>>54127790
BlockFi went bankrupt anon

>>54127481
REITs are about as close as you can get to that

>>54128673
>SSSS
>220% div
How even?!

>>54127481
25 SEA girls

>>54128673
I have 2000 PBR, shit is wild but somehow the favela monkeys make it work.

>>54132125
I hold quite a bit of PBR too; it's a wild ride but there's a lot of dividend to make up for it!

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