/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54120917
Still comfy, holdin' and lurkin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,126.677B, 97P = 21.924B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,042.579B, 95P = 21.501B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>54120917
ITS
OKAY
TO
BUY
GAMESTOP

shills mad

This is Brigadier General bvttfvcker, 1st Meme division, autist group. Report your comfy levels, frens.

Imagine being a hedgie in that office and having to be all like "damn Kenneth Griffin you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight payment for order flow and horrific failure to delivers. I would totally invest with you, both my company and the real me" when all he really wants to do is to short another failing brick and mortar store in his penthouse. Like seriously imagine having to be a hedgie and not only sit in that chair while Kenneth Griffin flaunts his disgusting assets sold but not yet purchased in front of you, the favorable market making privileges barely concealing his frontrunning trades and just sit there, trade after trade, hour after hour, while he perfected that execution. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on Citadel tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN KENNETH GRIFFIN TRADES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his clownish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been shorting nothing but a healthy diet of theatre chains and later alleged towel stores for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of prep school in New York. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his reddish face as he opens his eyes to look suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "Madoffesque" (for that is what he calls himself)" talent, the talent he worked so hard for with bought government officials in the previous years. And then the SEC calls for another meeting and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the building security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're a fucking hedgie. You're not going to lose your future SEC appointment over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I hope I get a cool ID this thread

>>54121007
Kys, we aren't fucking friends.

>am shill faggot
>live in shithole country
>eat with my hands
>shit in hole in the group
>nose fills with sweet ass makings of my underage arranged jeet wife
>need money.jpg
>boss man come to my hut
>mr.ken Griffith says I can make pennies
>all I have to do is type "KEK Baggies" all day on /biz/
>easy money
>start telling GME stans they are baggies.
>they dont listen and call me a pajeet
>I cry
>I don't stop typing "KEK BAGGIES"
>Mr. Griffithmayoman get mad I not getting selling of GME stonk
>he steel my jeet wife for compensation
>he take my ghee from my house
>TFW no wife no ghee
>i cri more
>I become Ben Chode.
>i still shill
>still no sell, they know I am jeet.
>stolen wife, no ghee, no money
>too retarded to stop shilling

KEK BAGGIES

Real talk: Why does Mayo Man not want the Fed to bail out the bankie wankies? He has equity in Silvergate and also I think Signature, so what's the point in him wanting to lose his money? Unless, as a hedgie wedgie, he did hedgie wedgie things and the short side is more profitable?

TOTAL HEDGIE DEATH. Kill hedgies, Behead hedgies. Roundhouse kick a hedgie into the concrete. Slam dunk a hedgie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bankers. Defecate in a hedgies food. Launch hedgies into the sun. Toss hedgies into active volcanoes. Feed hedgies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant hedgies. Judo throw hedgies into a wood chipper. Karate chop hedgies in half. Urinate into a hedgies gas tank. Stir fry hedgies in a wok. Report hedgies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a hedgies anus. Trap hedgie in quicksand. Crush hedgies in the trash compactor. Liquefy hedgies in a vat of acid. Dissect hedgies. Exterminate hedgies in the gas chamber. Stomp hedgie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate hedgies in the oven. Lobotomize hedgies. Mandatory abortions for hedgies. Grind hedgie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown hedgies in mayo and hot grease. Vaporize hedgies with a ray gun. Kick old hedgies down the stairs. Feed hedgies to alligators. Slice hedgies with a katana. Sneed hedgies.

Kek AMC baggies

Kek crypto baggies.

>>54121106
He shorted the depositors who were protected. He didn't care about the banks themselves (that he also shorted).

>>54120917
What the fuck! Reddit is down so I have to use 4normies? Fuck this. You people are all retarded here

>>54121116
KEK this guy made like a bandit in the night from AMC baggies.

We knew from the start this fuck was a grifter riding the tail winds of the impressionable.

>>54121106
hes just fucking with your head at this point. Hes trying to put out confusing info to hide his real intentions. I would take nothing he says seriously at this point

>>54121106
He apparently bought up a big stake in several of the distressed banks

Ides of March tomorrow

>>54121150
>you people
What do you mean by “you people”?

Anons could you please give out some hopium? I bought for $39 and I really don't want to sell but it's agonizing just watching it bleed day after day, month after month. What are your entries anons? How do you cope?

>>54121190
Aye... tis the Ides

Kek fucking idiot baggies

>>54121007
i would doxx you without hesitation in minecraft
>>54121202
i stopped whining

>>54121212
I'll check that

Is this shit a dead cat bounce? Like who the fuck would be confident about the stock market being up during a bank run?

>>54121090
my ID will be leagues cooler, check it

>>54121116
what about that other guy trey trades

meltdownies come in here absolutely seething when their hugbox goes down...
really makes you think
at least the shills aren't dumb enough to do it
>for free

>>54121228
Moody's downgraded the whole banking sector today from stable to stinkypoopy (negative)

>>54121228
AYO HOL UP!!! You say there is a bank run happening!!!!! FUCK!! I need to tell everybody I know asap that they need to get to their bank to get their money out! Fuck!!!!

>>54121202
Bro the moass is actually really close you just have to hold for a little longer bro, please bro believe me. You have to understand ryan’s masterplan, bro how are you not comfy he tweeted with carl icahn please just try to hold a little longer I promise the moass is about to happen bro

>>54121096
We have mutual interests, portfolios and enemies. All I give a shit about.

>>54121216
its a tarp

>>54121235
He is now TrevorTrades in GTA V

>>54121007
Hiya fren! Halo?

>>54121099
Based, checked and saged

>>54121298
Holy kek.
Poor guy

>>54121216
Red cat pounce or something idk

>>54121099
>>54121285

Kill yourself jeet.

>>54121302
Dude I messaged you then you unfren’ed me

>>54121333
Checked

GME is winning
Shills going nuke-ular
It's happening in 2 weeks

the fidelity hold music sounds like the intro music to a newgrounds meet n fuck game

>>54121384

Cheers, Brigadier General bvttfvcker.

>comfy af

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>54121422

>>54121333
Stay comfy womfy baggie

market closed so time to chill. has anyone played The Forgotten City? I just started it and it is absolute kino

>the shills still posting and seething
Aah, just like the orchestra aboard the titanic. Nothing else to do but go down with the ship, doing what you've always done

$16.91 BITCHES! WE'RE MOASSING

Honest question: What is the case for GME taking off at this point in time? I haven't been following any news about this since the initial frenzy in 2021. Is there still a realistic scenario where this thing pumps or are you actually in it for a long term play?

>>54121273
No need to worry, everyone is insured up to infinity dollars.

>tfw MOASS

>>54121565
no

>>54121565
>What is the case for GME taking off at this point in time?
Collateral dying.
>Is there still a realistic scenario where this thing pumps or are you actually in it for a long term play?
I'm in the Two (2) Week plan, myself.

>>54121539
>seething
Idk bro not losing 70% of my life savings to a Reddit pump and dump is pretty damn comfy

>>54121600
WeDontBelieveYou

>>54121573
Unfortunately you are not insured against buying into a pump and dump scam.

>>54120917
bought more amc, ape, and bbby today with my broker. i felt kinda bad cheating on GME, but im saving up for a bigger direct stock purchase through computershare. dont worry frens!

>>54121600
To do that you would need life savings

Wow, they took reddit offline. Today must have been spicy. I slept through market hours, we going to the moon yet or is this just a pissbaby fit?

>>54121550
>>54121539
>>54121520
>>54121509
>>54121492
Let's make bank

cos dot tv/videos/play/42961585568781312

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11rebe7/lets_be_clear/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

4 star general baggie dropping hard truths on retarded holders

>>54121714
>714

almost, yeah i want to know what important info was leaked to the public that sstonk would have to display for the world.

reddit performs anonymity
4chan performs identity
one is better

>>54121852
>>54121835
>>54121817
>>54121737
>>54121714
Let's make bank

cos dot tv/videos/play/42961585568781312

>>54121422
https://voca.ro/16V2C9MnG32D

>>54122040
Lord in heaven

Greg Rubini
@GregRubini

1) After SVB:
If Credit Suisse collapses,
it will be Total Mayhem, Worldwide.
including in the US.

Will Credit Suisse collapse?
The stock is now at $2

It was $80

Do the math...

>>54121600
Actually we are invested in long term profitability of the company in the near term, and it’s our right as Americans to invest our money how we like

I see there were a lot of threads today. Can I get a rundown? I've been stuck in the wagie dungeon all day and I'm tired as fuck right now.

The cringemines are down! Predditors on gangnam style talking about the gamestop wallet being down for hours! Wtf is happening?

>>54122125
go back

TND total normie death

>>54122077
Checked

>>54122140
He can't right now, it's down.

>>54122125
>2h comment
wtf it's happening

>>54122106
Downies, Plebbit is down so they're here in greater numbers.

>>54121106
Something something Sun Tzu blah blah blah

>>54122106
Mostly shills really
Trying to convince us nothing happened the past few days.

Maybe someone can post the Ryan Cohen Publix GIF, the JIDF is here GIF, The reporting of the bostonresearch shill to SEC?

R I B B I T is down.

Greg Rubini @GregRubini
5m

2) Credit Suisse is the 2nd biggest bank of Switzerland.
It manages $1.6 TRILLION in assets, worldwide.

That is $1,600 Billion
$1,600,000 Million

$1,600,000,000,000

Imagine what happens in Wall St.
if Credit Suisse collapses.

foxbusiness.com/markets/credit…

>>54122106
sorry to hear that fren

>Government greenlights forum censorship to downplay economic collapse
>Shillies going sicko-mode all day
>Suddenly Reddit is down
EVERYTHING IS FINE BROS, BANK COLLAPSES ARE JUST A BIG NOTHINGBURGER!! EVERYTHING IS A OKAY!

>>54122221
who the fuck cares about reddoids

>>54122258

Shills will be sneedfelded without mercy

>>54122258
Like, retweet, thumbs up, <3

Is Reddit down for anyone else or is it just me?

>>54122239
What part of they're all getting bailed out do you not understand? The federal reserve has set everything perfectly in place for the great reset, they aren't going to let a bunch of redditors beat the game. This is how the world works. You guys work for a chance out of debt. Now shut roll over, porky.

>>54122331
what the fuck it's down again

They’re not getting a bailout

You think Reddit might have been brought down to stop people from talking about a bank run anymore as a form of indiscriminate censorship?

>>54122331
Down for everyone, has been for 3-4 hours. Supposedly they've identified why it happened and are working to restore it but personally I think it was taken offline because important news dropped either in relation to gme/bbby or the general economic fuckery going on probably in an attempt to stop a bank run.

>>54120917
Ok so realistically speaking why do you guys still thing GME will work out? What is the proof or timeframe? At this point it's been literally years, what's the end game?

>>54122392
And yet we'll continue to crab for years

>>54122399
>has asked this on 3 different ID's so far ITT

>>54122382
Most likely. A lot of subreddits have been talking about it and I've seen a ton of posts of people pulling everything out of their accounts and recommending others do the same, and not foreign accounts either.

The economy collapsing≠GameStop MOASS. If nothing changes we’re just going to crash also

>>54122392
if this were the case twatter would be down too

>>54122331
they're apparently having internal system issues, they posted about it on their twitter a few hours ago. Current schizo theory is that they're implementing censorship as directed by the WH yesterday.

>>54122239
>>54122070
Their credit default swaps are getting pretty popular, I have a hard time calling a specific timeframe for this though.

>>54122399
I know it would happen because it would be extremely funny if it did, and because it's literally part of the script in the movie that's being made to explain it to everyone that was dumb enough to not buy in.

>>54122392
Fuck. I was planning on printing some of my favorite threads for bathroom reading in case it went down. I put it off for too long and now I have nothing.

>>54122399
I stopped believing MOASS was even remotely likely Nov 2021 after the ruggening. Still have a few thousand shares though because it's still hugely undervalued by boomer metrics. Once Furlong releases forward guidance and EPS is in the green the price will appreciate organically. Plus the likelihood of MOASS is non-zero.

Greg Rubini @GregRubini
13m

3) if Credit Suisse collapses,
what will happen?

a Run on the Banks, worldwide?

Who has the money to bail out a bank so big as Credit Suisse?
Credit Suisse Finds ‘Material Weakness’ in Financial Reporting
bloomberg.com

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@GregRubini

4) Also Deutsche Bank is in very bad waters.

Deutsche Bank has $75 TRILLION in Derivatives.

Derivatives = a pile of junk.
Derivatives = toilet paper.

>>54122399
Bank failures were foretold in the initial DD in 2021. We're seeing the endgame unfold. Credit Suiss failing will be the signal for MOASS.

>>54122430
Twitter doesn't matter, there's enough shitflinging between red and blue to drown out anything important being discussed. Musk got all his money from citadel so I'm sure he's more than happy to help censor anything relating to this.

>>54122399
It will work out, and the algo can be abused anytime soon if i want to make money for some reason.
But why would anyone invest in anything else ?

hello? moonie?

>>54121106
Ken's only got one thing on his mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilnp5uBCWDQ

>they think they can convince anyone

>>54122542
Do the other brands really keep the eggs in cages? Seems unnecessary

THEY SHUT DOWN REDDIT TO SILENCE ONE PARTICULAR GROUP
THEY STARTED WW3 TO DISTRACT FROM MOASS
EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND US
IF SOMEBODY DROPS A PEN IN ARGENTINA IT SOMEHOW RELATES BACK TO GME

>>54122488
checked, more like douche bank

the hall of cost is 6,000,000 American Dollars

>54122573
Yes

>>54122573
yes

>>54122573
It's funny because they actualy started WW1 to distract from jew, and we all know how it worked out 20 year later.

>>54122542

>>54122573
Hello based department??

Hey redditors, if you don’t stop trolling us I’m going to report you to the FBI. Trolling is illegal and you’ll go to jail for RICO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYezSrzUUs

>>54122563
>eggs in cages?
>despite all my rage?

>>54122573
All of finance revolves around GME.

Friendly reminder

>>54122703
SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO REDDIT IT DOWN!!!

Yeah, mhm.

>>54122671
So now that the dust has settled anyone want to tell me what the fuck this schizo was talking about

BROS, THEY SHUT DOEN MY INTERNET SERVICE FOR NONPAYMENT TODAY. THEY DID THIS TO STOP MOASS. THEY DIDNT THINK I WOULD STILL BUY STOCK FROM THE MCDONALDS WIFI THOUGH.

>>54122573
holy shit... reddit is actually down

>>54122733
this was such a waste of energy and bandwith

>>54122703
Never stop posting this.

>>54122741
your losing it

>>54122671
>>54122740
Forgot pic. Please decipher

GME is not going to moon anytiמe soon.

>>54122743
Yeah...
How do I gild you comment btw? Shits important

>>54122703
always be postin' this

>>54122777
Checks bussin'

Coinbase sending emails that ACH is going to take longer by 1-2 days. KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>54122774
>anytiמe
>מ
speaking of trolling...

It happened again! Ahhhhhhhh!

>>54122918
Nice photoshop skills, kid. I never made that comment.

>>54122077
Sebens don't lie.

>>54122703

>>54122887
WTF? This is super antisemitic. Can we get a moderator in here? I can’t believe stuff like this is allowed here. I don’t want to see it. I wish Reddit would work again so I can leave you racists in the dust

>>54122703
the graphic novel version

>>54122077
The ironic part is this massive meme stop scam movement is going to lead to regulations restricting retail investors from buying individual stocks. You all need protected from yourselves.

>>54123009

>>54122198
>all three are me
I also have a couple more they like to repost.

Hwy2 eh27w7sudhe

>>54123055
>hard R
Wow so you’re really just a bunch of horrible people, huh? Can’t believe I hold with you scum

>>54122563
Yes they do. It's actually very necessary. Ever heard of a bad egg?

>>54123097
I heard the chinks eat eggs double boiled in virgin boys piss, do you think Kenny likes mayo from those?

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1635777459030220800?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

I’m gonna have to pay back my chase card aren’t I? I bought too many shares with my credit card

Hey everyone a friend of mine told me I should check this place out. I work on the corporate side of things and feel like you should know some things. I havent seen Mr. Cohen around lately but hes been looking more stressed. Talk is Mr. Furlong and him are going back and forth because their announcement is expected 3-21 but Mr. Furlong doesnt think it will raise the price enough to warrant the hype and at this point thinks more people will sell with a small price spike than wait fo any further improvements. Hes been pissed at Mr. Cohen because of all the twitter stuff so thats why its been more quiet on that front, he really doesn't think its good for the company image. We are hearing less and less of Mr. furlong too at this point and people just seem more agitated overall with the economy aspect. What we are seeing is an inability to start thinking bigger picture like we want with this price action of the stock really fucking us opportunity wise with outside investors who see it as way too risky. I really can't call which way this is going to head but expect mixed messaging at the call.

>>54123126
yes.

Is everyones gs wallet ok. I have to reactivate and I lost my collectibles

Why did you all stop reposting the 𐡔 collage? Realize you gullible pigeons fell for an obvious troll?

Reddit apparently down due to "sophisticated phishing attack"

>>54123147
reserve requirements would have prevented it, the fed set reserves to zero

Dont fuck with my tech i was very clear

>>54122399
GME will MOASS simply because I want it to. That's all I need to know.

>>54122399
Christ is king, and GME is the promised land. Paradise soon.

>>54123085
Do you drink water anon? So did Hitler. You're no better than he was.

I love how the baggies are afraid to repost the 𐡔 collage because they know the meltdown chads will bully them.

>meltdown posters
>chads

Pick one

>>54123281
Don’t ever compare me to that sadistic son of a bitch

>>54121817
This is sobering. Buying shares and DRSing alone won’t make the company profitable. I try to buy little things here and there from GameStop. They still have a long way to go to compete against amazon in terms of pure convenience let alone pricing. Still, they RC and co got a couple of high level amazon execs to join GME. What the fuck did they say to them that they would give up that MASSIVE resume bullet point that is amazon to join GameStop, who at the time was failing? That’s been my major source of hopium since all of this started. That, and Microsoft’s head of blockchain saying “probably nothing” when replying to something about GameStop on Twitter. I sniff that hopium daily.

blblblblblblblbl

What is this the advanced shill olympics now?

>>54123416
retard's down and has been for hours. How did you know the contents of that article shillie?

>>54123467
Has been for a few days

>>54123500
Yeah, the shills here now are obviously pros. I’ve never seen shill so skilled at deception and psychology.

>>54123313
I forgive you anon for the evils you may visit on our fellow man after we WAGMI.

>>54120917
prompt/model for op?

>>54123467
Shills and glow all over /biz/ right now. Reddit is down for a "security issue". Something big is happening behind the scenes.

unusual_whales's avatar
unusual_whales @unusual_whales
19s

Jim Cramer has said that the Fed is on the cusp of a 'soft, safe landing' in its inflation fight.

>>54123467
>No tight tummies
>No boobas
>Smells like Curry
>Pot-bellied Ka’Jeets
God fuck these Olympics

>>54123566
Has to be. The shills here now are like the special forces of rhetoric.

BREAKING NEWS

https://twitter.com/goldtelegraph_/status/1635773575335645184?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

>>54123538
these professional shills are probably department of home defense agents or even agents working for the sec so essentially what 4chan calls glowniggers ans reddit calls glowies.

>>54123416
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11rebe7/lets_be_clear/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
How is it sobering? Only the retards that think 1 trilly per share were the ones taht thought DRS alone would do anything. Now that king baggie atobit tells them theyre retarded things go south since DRS was last cope. If its a shit company no amount of shares you hold will make it rocket. So many fucking retards around

What the absolute fuck is going on, bros?

>>54123625
WTF was this faggots connection with RC again?
Absolutely gayest part of this saga.

>>54123638
Eglin AFB niggers.

>>54123638
It’s clearly a team with serious training and brainpower.

>>54123009
I hate niggers qnd kikes you fucking redditfaglord

>>54123666
>https://twitter.com/goldtelegraph_/status/1635773575335645184?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA
They had apicture together. If we wait on that old fart any longer hes just gonna drop dead. what a fucking joke and no hes not cringier than that pulte faggot buying peoples love on twitter

>>54123667
yup

Reminder: you can report posts for engaging in racism.

>54123698
announcing a report or a sage is against the rules.

>>54123719
I didn’t announce a report. I just restated a function of the website.

>>54123416
>>54123641
>>54121817
Read his post he made before this one. This one reads like CYA post or he's compromised in some way. The tone between the two is drastically different to the point I wonder if the same person wrote them.
Fuck his new post doesn't even make sense in context of this comment he made 4 days ago.

>>54123698
boooo

>>54123698
Reminder: YWNBAW

Is it always so shilly in these threads?

>>54123761
What does that mean?

>>54123743
Wtf yeah I forgot about this, why is he doom posting now? He must’ve thought it was on Monday and got mad lmao

>>54123769
Was shilly before in here but they just upped the ante

>>54122337
The Fed guarantees Switzerland Deposits?

>>54123769
Yeah, there are very few people left du my enough to still hold this scam stock. It’s mostly people making fun of the baggies.

>>54123769
They're literally posting links from reddit trying to shittalk us but the site has been dead for hours so they clearly can't actually have read those anytime recently. Pre-built conversations that are being being streamed in.

Today I bought more GME to see if I could still feel.

Yup, I feel great, not selling.

>>54123769
lately yes.
the big guys are losing their minds that retail is still holding after two years despite their best curry loaded shilling and market manipulation efforts so they are sending now the urukhai straight from the heart of mordor to get retail to sell.

Reminder: shills cannot meme and it shows.

>>54123743
Dude hes probably like some 23 year old stoner like most of them, he is gonna be as coherent as a 4channer in the end. They definitely had a chance to get out when the price was hovering around 250-300 for a year before november 2021 when fucking RC had the grand idea to do a stock split and the price has tanked ever since with NO fucking sign of turning around. at the end of the day if someone is compromised its that fucking blackrock plant RC

>>54123811
>that retail is still holding
And buying.

>>54123813
You know who is good at it - that guy that pretended to work for a research company and also pretended to be a baggie that fell for it and reported him.

You’re all acting like we haven’t been dealing with yidshill for weeks. Also interesting that Niggerfaggot is back and yidshill is absent.

>>54123641
>revive out of nowhere
>suddenly happening because of you
Very fishy.

>>54123802
Site is back up, has been for about the last half hour. On my end at least.

>>54123803
I shorted
some more
today

To see if i still feel

I focus
on the lane
the only thing
that's real

>>54123769
take cover anon, this is a fucking warzone since the banks started going haywire

>>54123848
It's been the worst I've seen it in a long time...

i'm not gay.

Are there always so many baggies in these threads?

>>54123872
They post significantly more often here than I do and I am terminally online.

Reminder: picrel
Reminder 2: jiemi loves you (unless you are a shill)

>>54123769
its been pretty bad the last week lol

>>54123902
>need daily affirmation that MOASS will happen
>this means it is a lie
On this point, we agree.

How are you guys looking at Reddit posts if the sites down?

>>54123890
Its been a warzone since their last copium of banks failing and GMe suddenly moassing for no reason has gone haywire

>>54123929
They're such good redditors that they have every post on the site memorized.

>>54123890
Reddit niggers are here. Stupidshit is down.

>>54123929
there's probably a website that acts as an archive like with most websites.

>>54123936
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11rebe7/lets_be_clear/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
This is the only one that i kknow and its my favorite. Atobitt said "KEK BAGGIES"

dude literally looks inbred as fuck and has dogshit on his face but you trusted him as your main DD guy lmfao!

>>54123907
Dude - please delete this. It was obviously a joke. Just take it down.

>>54123811
>hey are sending now the urukhai straight from the heart of mordor to get retail to sell.
jesus christ i can't stop KEK'ing anon if you ever do stand-up I will pay top money to watch you perform

SNEED

>54123777
Jackpot post, the most damning evidence of a poster being a shill. NGMI YWNBAW

>>54123966
Let them have it. People typing jewish characters in their post is literally the last thing they have man. Can you imagine how crazy this thread will look a year from now?

>>54123966
no lol :)

>>54123992
Retard

>>54123981
That or my theory is he’s a redditor new fag larper that doesn’t know.

>>54123777
it means ywnbaw?

>>54123992
Dude, please. I’ll send you 10 XMR.

I actually don’t mind the shills. It’s the larping faggot known as yidshill that annoys me the most.

>>54123818
They had a "chance" when it was $40 post sneeze. They didn't because they couldn't. Suddenly the two year swaps expire and all hell is breaking loose. Now Credid Sus is coming undone after suddenly finding out about "2 years of material weakness". Fuck off

>>54124006
Nigger

Turns out that liberals were right about meme stocks being a bad investment.

>>54123981
>YWNBAW
Whats funy about YWNBAW in these threads is atleast a tranny will get "closer" to looking like a woman, no matter how bad it is. You baggies only get further and further from moass price by the day. You are less efficient than trannies kek baggies

>>54123834
I'd like to invoke a certain well known conspiracy theory who's first claim was that the chans are significantly more botted and astroturfed by domestic agencies than even the most cynical observers would be able to guess. I don't imagine for a second that they'd just flat out ignore biz and other chans while spamming the fuck out of pol.

>>54124019
Nah lol :)

>>54124033
This is the highest praise I could receive. Thank you.

>>54123907
Don't forget the post in Chinese saying check your whatsapp.

>>54124035
Wow a bank had material weakness after a pandemic after it was already doing shit financially pre pandemic? sounds like literally every bank baggie

>>54123802
I can get in if I use old. instead of www.

>>54124043
Please don’t use the t slur.

>54124043
>funy
retard ESL lmao, GME mindbreaking any and all doubters

>>54123666

>54124053
Congrats pat yourself on the back you’ve made these threads a true hell. Tyfys.

>>54124061
Sneed Rhimjabi-Pajiberg

>>54124060
Yeah I member that one

>>54124097
Kek baggie

>>54124046
Considering how many ID's I have filtered in this thread I'd be inclined to agree. Depending on time of day at least 50-75% of all posters are here to push an agenda of some sort, be that for profit or domestic or foreign psyop or even 3rd parties just trying to incite some sort of behavior in some group of people. Granted, at least some of these posts are just from NPC's that have had their mind melted into parroting narratives, but they get filtered regardless. The shit part is that it ultimately doesn't matter because even if you're filtering everyone pushing an angle or being a moron everyone else that doesn't filter still sees all of that shit. It'd be funny if it wasn't ruining the internet wholesale and will eventually make it unusable either from frustration or just sheer inability for actual people to talk to each other through a sea of piss and shit, and with AI advancements it's just going to continue to get worse. I give this place five years tops before even the most hardened autist refuses to use it anymore, and the broader net another decade before 99% of it is fake and gay to the core.

>>54124095
Sell 1 share, post proof here, and I’ll leave forever.

>>54124118
holy shit baggie im not reading all that just to kek at you ffs

>>54124061

>54124129
No.

>54124132
>im not reading all
shills don't read what a surprise

alright alright i'm gay.

>>54124139
Yeah except in your case it happened over 2 years ago and you are standing around the rubble yelling at it to go boom again KEK BAGGIE

>>54124150
>don't read
Can't read, at least not without joogle translate

>>54124066
ok, you can stop larping as redditor. this is 4chan. no one believes your act.

>>54124144
You have chosen …. poorly.

>>54124097
Dikshit Rimjabi Ramdeep was last seen on the balcony of a 20th floor condominium near Elgin AFB. His last words were “Kek Baggies” before plummeting to his death.

He is survived by his loving wife, Kakslabi Beebeesee Ramdeep and his son, Dikshit Aeoli Ramdeep.

>>54124157
You sound desperate

>>54124035
>past two years
Interesting

>>54124176
Shit he had a wife and son? and all you have is gamestop shares? LMFAO

I'll tell you what's really crazy, kurobaex has a parsing error preventing me fron filtering ids with a + sign. Somehow niggerfaggot always has a + in his id. Bullshit.

>>54124163
true

>>54124191

>>54124176
His son stated the following about the matter "show bobs"

GUYS HOW DO I INTERPRET??????

>>54124179
No, I think desperate would be sitting in a circle holding hands and trying to will the moass into existence after being over 2 years late, but please keep buying and holding baggie, otherwise I couldnt call ya a baggie

>>54123777
It's an older code, skipper, but it checks out.

REDDIT IS DOWN, HOW DO I BEND OVER?

How are they linking attobitt FUD when plebbjt is down?
Shillbros, do better.
BTW GME will win.

>>54124215
Just, just run it through the GPT server then hand em over to ICE, Lou. Been a long day.

Keep shorting the stock you Jeets.

Make it squeeze again. Thousands of Reddit faggits are holding regardless of price.

If you’re not loading up on these prices, you’re a fucking nigger.

>>54124216
>sitting in a circle holding hands and trying to will the moass into existence
No one does this though?
We literally just go about our normal lives and talk about the state of the market while you seethe at us and try and convince people to sell

>baggie jannie
Kek

So much stuff is happening, what brokerages look like they won't fall over now?

>>54124216
You still sound more desperate, I wait for Bitcoin 5 years to make me good cash, I can wait 5 years more for GME to make more of it, you need to read the psychology of money anon, learn something.

>>54124194
I use 4chanX filters for shilly posts and image hashes and it's fucking hilarious opening a fucking thread at 3 AM and 70% just being jeets shitting into the void

>>54124118
My opinion is that GPT-3 is a soft-disclosure to the public about the state of AI. Even seeing how this board has changed over time and feeling how unnatural all of it is I can't say that I'd be able to tell at all. Things like chatGPT have unnaturally good grammar, but you don't have to train it to have good grammar. Spelling errors, aggression, things like that don't require context and make it seem more like you're talking with a person.

>>54124302
The ultimate irony will be when Robinhood is the last standing broker.

>>54124273
>cant even read my posts
Kek baggies

>>54124256
Not only that the "FUD" was weak. He did say that GameStop need to do something which is true but the DRS does nothing is faggotry to the greatest degree. DRS will prove synthetics, there is no need to be the catalyst, the catalyst will be long institutions eviscerating short in the time they choose for whatever reason they choose convenient.

>>54124372
i still have 0.2 gme shares in robinhood, just because you never know

>>54123743
>>54123416
the absolute polar opposite tones with these posts from attobit are sus as fuck

So we’re clear - is it the rule that the first thread that gets made is the real thread?

Hey look Reddits back up

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11rflbp/shake_your_ass_and_touch_some_grass_ladies_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

>>54124492
there are no rules in love and war.

>54124492
Real thread sneeds hedgies and you know that.

>>54124492
nah the thread MUST sneed hedgies, and have 2 pages worth of relevant supportive links. if it lacks these two things it's not a real thread.

>54124492
No, shills do such a shit job at making threads that recognizing the real one is second nature to GMEchads. I don't think a fake thread has ever been successful, way too easy to sniff out. YWNBABaker

>>54124543
Ok, so if a thread get posted with all of that, even if it isn’t posted by the OP scriptbot, you’ll accept it?

>>54124563
subject too

>>54121817
Baggie sisters
WE LOST.

>>54124551
same, seeing a gme fake thread is like looking at a tranny and immediately detecting all the testosterone warped and surgery mangled body parts. shills are glowing in the dark.

>>54124584
Ok, we’ll test that theory. I bet you’ll still flip your shit if it’s not the bot that posts OP.

>>54124215
UMMMMMM DOTSISTERS???

NEW THREAD
>>54124594

>>54124628
this thread smells like a nigger

>>54124651
Fuck off - i posted it. You have to use it.

The attobitt post is too suspicious. Days before the report comes out. Completely writes off DRS. Apparently short sellers don't have margin either. How does he explain that? Same day reddit goes down. Makes no sense. Not buying it. Fundamentals barely matter. Bank stocks tank one day and pump the next. GME runs up 10% some days with no announcement, news, nothing.
Fake and LGBT.

>>54124594
>>54124594
>>54124594
Breaded.

>>54124651
It's legit. The normalfaggot was too slow.

>>54124670
>stealing a post to my thread
Kek baggies

>>54124661
Should read his post 4 days ago. He does a 360 turn om the most current post

>>54124670
I thought you were supposed to be gone for a few days?