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>> No.54116958

>>54116914
TOO EARLY YOU FUCKING RETARD

>> No.54116976

>>54116958
>fake thread is real
yikes.
anyway all in on SPY.

>> No.54116981
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54116981

Reminder that a US congressman confirmed the federal government is literally raiding these threads with bullish propaganda, in an attempt to manipulate the markets.

>> No.54116984

>>54116919
oh do tell poem anon. Who is it you hate?

>> No.54116990
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54116990

Imagine a world without female brokers.

>> No.54116997

BBBY AND AMC GETTING FUCKED
GME IS ABOUT TO REACH A YEAR LONG RECORD LOW

>> No.54117005

Buy banks now, or short banks?

>> No.54117016
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54117016

>>54116981

>> No.54117019

>reckless, environmentally unsound and unprofessional manner.

Just get out of the fuckin black sea. You have 2 oceans surrounding you.

>> No.54117044
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54117044

>>54116981
>>54117016

>> No.54117045

>>54117016
You know they are doing this to protect innocent people from being caught up in scams.

>> No.54117058

>>54117005
buy good banks short shit banks

>> No.54117073
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54117073

>>54116990
sounds a little gay desu

>> No.54117078
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54117078

>>54117019
>Just get out of the fuckin black sea.
This logic infuriates the NATO shills, please don't encourage them on our wholesome finance board.

>> No.54117081

>>54117058
They're all shit banks, though

>> No.54117091

>>54117081
that's the joke :^)

>> No.54117092

>>54117058
Is Bank of America good?

>> No.54117095

>>54117044
CIS A isn't a very inclusive name. I think they should do something to make it more friendly to non-binary and transgender people.

>> No.54117105

>>54117045
they need to dunk on the gme thread then

>> No.54117115

my stomach did not like this bangs energy drink.

>> No.54117116

>>54117091
see >>54117054

>> No.54117126

>>54117078
This is the german stock market during WW2, isn't it?

>> No.54117127

>>54117005
50% BNKU, 50% BNKD

>> No.54117130
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54117130

>>54117044
>>54117016
>>54116981

Glowie faggot alert!!!

>> No.54117135
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54117135

>>54117073

>> No.54117138

>>54117116
WOW, MY FIRST GOLD??

Thanks reddit!

edit: a word

edit2: wow, another gold???

>> No.54117147

>>54117135
the goblin is missing the bone in her nose

>> No.54117160
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54117160

>>54117126
Time is a flat circle.

>> No.54117167

>>54116914
real thread here:
>>54115718

>> No.54117173

>>54116967
Everywhere I look I see people calling for the FED to finally pivot or they risk GFC2: Jerome's Revenge. Delusional Mumus ares delusional.

>> No.54117179

i had coffee and peanut butter on saltines for breakfast. am i gonna make it?

>> No.54117185

i couldn't find this thread for 10 minutes, thanks assholes

>> No.54117189

Do not go to the other general, it's another reddit one.

>> No.54117201

why is the cuck market doing nothing are they waiting for president poopy pants to say muh russia bad line. its a fucking drone. move on.

>> No.54117215
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54117215

>>54117201
We close red.

>> No.54117218
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54117218

Oil barons..........

>> No.54117222

>>54117189
how is it a reddit thread when regulars are posting in it? how does having a stupid image in the OP change the way the thread is except for autists sperging out about it for half the thread?

>> No.54117223

>This thread has been pruned or deleted
LE MAO REDDIT

>> No.54117230
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54117230

Time to all-in TZA. Again.

>> No.54117232

>>54117179
Peanut butter is one of the most calorie dense foods you can have, so you might make it until dinner. Unless there was sugar in you peanut butter, then your puts will be wiped out by talmundic sorcery.

>> No.54117239

when is soxs going to hit 40 again

>> No.54117243
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54117243

Bobo status: #Fucked

Kherson status: Free and democratic

Soledar status: Zero strategic value

Bakhmut status: Russian graveyard

Bank status: Safe and secure

Wagner battalion status: Sledgehammered

Czar Simian status: Banan free

Chuds supporting putler: kecked and wrecked

President Zelensky status: Sexy, winning and super cool.

3 day operation status: One year

NAFO status: Funny and silly fellas

Yeah I think things are going to be okay guys.

>> No.54117251
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54117251

>keep reddit thread
>nukes the thread with a subject
Tranny janny is havin a giggle today.

>> No.54117259

I was told to convert to Judaism for better gains but it's not working help

>> No.54117264

Do I buy some index funds now or will they fall later?

>> No.54117269

>>54117243
Do I have to cut my dick off first if I want to join your raid discord?

>> No.54117273

You didn't even title the thread you goddamn moron.

>> No.54117276
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54117276

>>54117264
dca anon
always dca

>> No.54117279
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54117279

LMAO

>> No.54117286

>>54117259
check your penis, you may still have your foreskin. that'll be your problem.

>> No.54117287

>>54117259
Only works when you trick the goyum into dumping their gains to you

>> No.54117288

>>54117251
nah for once it wasn't her fault, i deleted it since "/smg/" is in the OP's message so it's still findable.

>> No.54117289

>>54117279
F

>> No.54117299
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54117299

clearing out my lizzie folder, any special requests?

>> No.54117302

>>54117279
they apparently just revised their stock funding agreement for another $100,000,000 and the "oh fug" price target has dropped from $1.25 to $1.00 lol

>> No.54117305

Bought SQQQ at $37.50. Gonna keep DCAing into next week's FOMC
Have $180k USD in tax-free cash waiting in Vanguard to buy VTI when we bottom out. Been waiting since November 2021. We will blow through October lows my friends. Just a matter of when

>> No.54117307

>>54116914
Loaded Puts on QQQ when it was up over 2%. Then russia blasted a US drone. Feels good man.

>> No.54117316

X P O N

>> No.54117331
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54117331

>Bobo status: #Fucked
>Kherson status: Free and democratic
>Soledar status: Zero strategic value
>Bakhmut status: Russian graveyard
>Bank status: Safe and secure
>Wagner battalion status: Sledgehammered
>Czar Simian status: Banan free
>Chuds supporting putler: kecked and wrecked
>President Zelensky status: Sexy, winning and super cool.
>3 day operation status: One year
>NAFO status: Funny and silly fellas
>Yeah I think things are going to be okay guys.

>> No.54117333

>>54117305
Good play anon. Was hoping for $35 SQQQ to start scooping also got a few around 37.50

>> No.54117339

>>54117264
No way to know for certain. Historically, on average, buying immediately generates better long-term returns than buying gradually over several months. This makes sense, because you're getting market exposure sooner.

>> No.54117340
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54117340

>>54117243
NO QUESTIONS! EVER!
>Gotta go Fast!
Gotta go Fast!
>Gotta go Fast!
Gotta go Fast!
>Gotta go Fast!
Gotta go Fast!
>Gotta go Fast!
Gotta go Fast!

>> No.54117348

Ok, 3900 support didn't hold. Now we close the gap to 3856.

>> No.54117354

>>54117215
I never understood the whole liberals and their double mask thing.

>> No.54117357
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54117357

DRILL BABY DRILL

>> No.54117360
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54117360

Faggot OP can't even bake properly.

>> No.54117362

>>54117299
Everything

>> No.54117368

>>54117340
RUSSIA BAD
BANKS GOOD
TRUMP DID IT
GOD BLESS THE NEGROES AND DA TROOPS!

>> No.54117369
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54117369

aaaand were back to your regularly scheduled crab

>> No.54117377

FUCKING CRAB MARKET PIECE OF SHIT DO NOT FUCKING CLOSE AT .1%

>> No.54117378

>>54117354
Have you tried showering before you go around people?

>> No.54117392

RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
>RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
>RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
>RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
>RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
>RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
>RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE
>RUSSIA DOWNS US DRONE

>> No.54117393

>>54117215
Is bogging yourself the only way to make it? Like you're so committed to the elite that you'll go under the knife to become beyond human... Only then will they let you on cunny island?

>> No.54117396

>>54117299
>heres a picture of my hank hill ass
nah i'm good dawg

>> No.54117400

What a rugpull, well done kikes and bog

>> No.54117406
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54117406

>no "/smg/ - stock market general" in the subject line
this is why we need to add it to the top of the links, but every time I do it some fag removes it

anyway buy SQQQ

>> No.54117407

>>54117369
>>54117377
Are yall niggers using 1 year candles or something lmao?

>> No.54117413
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54117413

>>54117362
don't be greedy anon

>> No.54117415
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54117415

i bought puts at the bottom please redeem sirs

>> No.54117416

>>54117081
>>54117092
SCHW is solid and faces no risk of going under any time soon, if it does go under then the whole stock market may as well collapse with it

>> No.54117418

>>54117392
OMFG THINK HOW THIS EFFECTS BLACK TRANSGENDER QUEENS!

>> No.54117423

>>54117392
>this literally pissed on it with fuel before breaking its propeller
I can already picture the wojak drawing

>> No.54117425

>>54117299
Yes just go ahead and delete everything you have of that alien looking bitch.

>> No.54117434

>>54117396
>t. goblina lover

>> No.54117437
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54117437

Bulls out of ammo. Bobo time.

>> No.54117438

>META CUTS 10K JOBS
based and cut the fat zuck bot

>> No.54117441

>>54117413
Okay, anything showing her face and breasts

>> No.54117444

What kind of burgery session is this today again?

>> No.54117447
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54117447

>>54117415

>> No.54117446

>>54117416
Thats schwabs banking sector which is the smaller side of their business. The majority of their business is brokerage/etfs/weatlth management and retirement

>> No.54117457

>>54117437
bottom signal

>> No.54117464

God dammit I just bought puts so now it's gonna start pumping again

>> No.54117467

>>54117444
Average cpi day

>> No.54117470
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54117470

>IT'S GETTING RED IN HERE
>SO SELL OFF ALL YOUR CALLS
>I AM GETTING SO RED
>I WANNA SELL MY CALLS OFF

>> No.54117471

>>54117407
Just a day.

>> No.54117472

If only Obama was in office
https://youtu.be/0FbdgTEdxSA

>> No.54117473
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54117473

Never forget this guy is a fraud and should never be listened to

>> No.54117492
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54117492

SHOULD I STAY
OR SHOULD I GO

>> No.54117496

>>54117434
its true just don't marry them or bother after they turn 26 and they have a beer gut bigger than a 60 year old alcoholic.

>> No.54117498
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54117498

>breakout status : denied
>heading right back down to around where we closed yesterday
SNIBS YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>> No.54117504

>>54117438
>all these H1B's and diversity hires getting ass fucked
Linkedin will be fun in the next couple weeks

>> No.54117510
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54117510

>I bought puts at 3900 yesterday and they mocked me
>I doubled down at 3930 today and they mocked me

You never listen. You always call me a nigger. You think inflation is bullish. See you at 3600 after the rate hike and jacksons hole 2.0

>> No.54117521
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54117521

GME is close to hitting a new low hahahahahahah

kek baggies

>> No.54117525

>>54117473
reddit loves this dune coon and they're never wrong

>> No.54117531
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54117531

>>54117473
Of course. I'm the only person anyone should be listening to.

>> No.54117535

>>54117464
I counter your puts with my spy calls.

>> No.54117550
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54117550

>>54117535
Fuck it's just going to crab then

>> No.54117572

>there are entire apartment complexes with THOUSANDS of units that are 80%+ indian tech workers in my area
>these buildings are about to be commie block tier abandoned

hahahahah get fucked tech bubble

>> No.54117573

I bought 300 more GME

>> No.54117576

>>54117510
You should eat more and lift more lanklet

>> No.54117591

>>54117473
Mohammed was calling for a total economy collapse right before the giga pump during covid. Fucking shill sandnigger is worse than cramer

>> No.54117595
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54117595

>>54117438
>March 9th
>muh mandatory civil rights training for all employees much progress
>March 14th
>we're firing 10,000 as part of our Year Of Efficiency™
lmao

>> No.54117596

>>54117550
Snibs is always up to the task.

>> No.54117597

>U.S.A.SENPAI! NOTICE MEEEE!

>> No.54117600

>>54117572
Bullish for SOXL

>> No.54117612

>>54117510
You look and act like a nigger.

>> No.54117625

>>54117572
based. I want to see it all burn. Free money is OVER. Powell needs to make his message final next week

>> No.54117637
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54117637

>pisses on your drone
>doesn't elaborate further
>leaves
Kek amerimutts btfo yet again

>> No.54117655

>>54117612
High test is based. Sorry about your bags

>> No.54117661

Doubt they take everything back up again. They would have to print more fucking money to do so and things are already shaky as fuck. The path of least resistance is down

>> No.54117678

>>54117637
>Russia took the drone down in an Environmentally unsound manner

How un-intimidating are these kikes?

>> No.54117684

do you think the H1B workers will bring toilet culture to india when they go back

>> No.54117687
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54117687

wagmi

>> No.54117688

>>54117655
being a fag with the AIDS is based too. nothing more based than pozing some virgin's neg-hole.

>> No.54117697

>>54117637
>environmentally unsound
This is what we have been reduced to

>> No.54117698

>>54117531
Give me a stock tip

>> No.54117702

>>54117637
>environmentally unsound

>> No.54117707
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54117707

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.54117716

>>54117637
>environmentally unsound
Lmao fucking cuck.

>> No.54117722
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54117722

>>54117637

>> No.54117728

>>54117684
Better chance at making muslim barbarians civilized then indians giving up their shitting streets

>> No.54117729

>>54117637
Did the Prop incidentally strike a cockpit?

>> No.54117739

>>54117637
They didn’t even shoot it down? Kek this is just aircraft banter

>> No.54117740

>>54117637
>NOT THE HECKIN ENVIRONMENTINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54117747

>>54117707
>paypal mafia
Come again?

>> No.54117757

>>54117722
lmao this is what I was waiting for

>> No.54117759

>>54117637
>environmentally unsound

>> No.54117769

>>54117698
Short the indices, take your pick. The best time to do it was at lunchtime when we were at the peak of the bull trap, but now is fine too.

>> No.54117770

What the fuck my ALLY and SOXL just shit the bed

>> No.54117792
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54117792

>>54117595
that faggot couple photo looks like something made on /pol/ as a joke. only thing missing is a giant neck tattoo of a rainbow flag

>> No.54117793

>>54117739
>To show you the power of FlexTape, I sawed this Su27 in half!

>> No.54117811
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54117811

>>54117770
Hope you bulltards didn't buy on the exit pump

>> No.54117817

>>54117678
>>54117697
>>54117702
>>54117716
>>54117722
>>54117740
You do realize we are going to have to preemptively strike Russia with a medium-large nuclear device if they don't stop contributing to climate change.

>> No.54117830

>>54117637
>Unenvironmentally unsound

Even the American government knows its people have 0 taste for a new conflict withought saying it.

>> No.54117839

>>54117747
its like the intellectual dark web but for generation x homos instead of jewish dudes.

>> No.54117840

>>54117817
Oh thank goodness. I was worried we'd have to put up with you longer.

>> No.54117841

>>54117792
it's a whole GIF
>GIF
>2023
>Meta
lmao

>> No.54117846
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54117846

>>54117792
I was vacuuming in a literal trannies office the other day at work and I caught a glance at one of the emails the monster was looking at. Apparently the company is having some sort of faggy inclusion day, and there is supposed to be some sort of competition, and apparently one of the things the winning team gets is pride flags kek. Imagine working for corporate offices in 2023. Lol. Lmao even.

>> No.54117855

>>54117817
>You do realize we are going to have to preemptively strike Russia with a medium-large nuclear device if they don't stop contributing to climate change.
Bullish.

>> No.54117864
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54117864

"This action by FDIC effectively means that deposits held with SVB are among the safest of any bank or institution in the country. We are actively opening new accounts of all sizes and making new loans." - SVB CEO

Imagine NOT keeping your money in the safest bank on planet Earth right now.

>> No.54117877

>>54117722
Except there isnt anyone in the drone...

>> No.54117883
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54117883

>>54117841
so that's why it didn't download lmao
>yeah let's put a 93 MB GIF on our webpage that's actually a slideshow of 6 pictures
short META
https://about.fb.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Two-Years-Civil-Rights-Progress_Header.gif

>> No.54117884

WTHWT!

GIVE IT BACK MUMU!

>> No.54117890
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54117890

GPT4 just dropped, what are you buying

>> No.54117891

>>54117864
Wasn’t the bank declared defunct

>> No.54117892

>>54117846
>grand prize for being a fag enabler is something one would already own
kek

>> No.54117899

>>54116990
Henry Cavill is gay?

>> No.54117904
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54117904

>>54117864
>imagine trusting the federal government
ishygddt

>> No.54117909

>banks still massively tanking
what the fuck is happening

>> No.54117912
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54117912

>>54117817
Ofcourse. Climate change is one of the biggest drivers of wealth disparity in BIPOC trans folx

>> No.54117936

>Credit Suisse is still red
well that's not good
what happens if they fall over?

>> No.54117938

>>54117899
Have you seen his friends? The one next to him in the middle, bottom pic is cute.

>> No.54117941

>>54117909
Having to borrow at 5% to cover your dogshit bonds and MBSs isn't that great, even if it prevents a liquidity crisis.

>> No.54117942

>>54117864
It's under new management

>> No.54117968
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should I swap my SCHW puts for calls?

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>>54117864
lol
lmao!
Whoever falls for that deserves their life in slavery.

>> No.54117976

>>54117909
Shit banks are tanking. And they're tanking because people have realized that what the fed set up does not actually save shit banks from their own poor investments, it just protects them from a flash crash in deposits wiping them out even if they have assets to sell.

>> No.54117982

>>54117941
my concern is not a liquidity crisis (Which is already happening) my big concern is a credit crisis. Credit freezes and lending freezes etc.

>> No.54117987

Oil is getting deleted

>> No.54117991

>>54117912
Then we have an obligation to accelerate it. If anyone needs me I will outside burning tires.

>> No.54118003

>>54117987
It's over if it breaks below $70

>> No.54118011

>>54117846
rocker were you posting on /v/ yesterday? if not somebody was using pictures of your wife in a thread

>> No.54118016

>>54117722
You are a good poster

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>>54117883
>the last thing seen by the only remaining straight white man in the san francisco bay area after being hunted down by the Office of Inclusion and Diversity

>> No.54118028

>>54117817
I genuinely hope they make an exception with the draft and send you to Russia to protect hohols.
>>54117899
You ever seen him with a woman? Yeah me neither.

>> No.54118040

>>54117987
Not likely homo. It’s the only sector worth investing in these days.

>> No.54118066
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54118066

I just slurped some WTI crude

>> No.54118074

>>54117987
It’s been doing an impressive saw crab-pattern since December. Maybe it finally breaks lower. Good for inflation

>> No.54118076

>>54118028
Hollywood is incapable of promoting any new straight white christian leading men, so I can't say I'm surprised.

I'm going back to my 70s and 80s action movies and finding some Clint Eastwood shit now.

>> No.54118077

JBLM just scrambled over my house

>> No.54118081

>>54117864
>collapse because of bullshit ESG investments
>appoint some dude whose wife runs the most ESG-ish "foundation" I've ever seen
Fucking lmao

https://www.towfoundation.org/
https://www.towfoundation.org/person/amy-lefkof/

>> No.54118094

>>54117987
wtf did opec say today? there was a meeting I saw on the calendar

>> No.54118111

>>54118040
I dunno, I've been thinking real estate might be a good investment. Surely it's getting cheap?

>> No.54118145

>>54118011
Kek definitely not, I would never go to that god forsaken board.

>> No.54118156

>>54118028
I have cancer, can't I get a deferment for having cancer?

>> No.54118165

>>54116990
Gays are a parasite that reproduces via child rape. A society that exterminates them is merely defending itself.

>> No.54118191

>>54118111
>real estate
Real estate as in “I sure hope those niggers I rented to pay their rent this month”

>> No.54118194

>>54118111
Direct real estate investment is terrible right now. Some REITs are decently discounted though.

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oil sisters...

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>>54117817
america's foreign policy interests are best served by starting nuclear war over pollution in the black sea

>> No.54118215

>>54117095
They aren't people

>> No.54118217

SELL REDDIT! SELL SELL SELL!
BANK RUN HAPPENING! WW3 INCOMING
PANIC, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!

>> No.54118220

I hope this oil deletion is permanent

>> No.54118224

>>54117707
That's actually true. I work in IT agency and we build applications in teams 10x smaller than what corpos hire for a similar project.

>> No.54118226

>>54118210
110%
At this point, I'll back anything that shuts these niggers up.

>> No.54118231

>>54118076
I recommend “Kelly’s Heroes” Full of based characters.

>> No.54118251

>>54118191
Just don't rent to niggers.

>> No.54118256

>>54117173
Imagine capitalizing "fed," a contraction of "federal reserve," as though it were an acronym and expecting even a single soul to take your retarded perspectives seriously

>> No.54118263

>>54117707
Lol this makes me so happy. The future feels so much brighter now

>> No.54118264

>>54118251
>blm burns your house down

>> No.54118268

>>54118251
But how will Russians have homes?

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>>54117883
This shit can't be real. You can tell that some pajeet who didn't advance his knowledge past 1998 did this and nobody pointed out how stupid it is in fear of being fired for criticizing a diversity hire.

>> No.54118321

>>54118277
Pajeets aren’t diversity hires, they are the majority?

>> No.54118330

>>54118191
You can do commercial real estate and infrasturucture too. Like telecom towers renting.

>> No.54118332

Midwit here:

DO I have this right, the only thing that will end crazy Mumu Euphoria is the threat of WW3?

>> No.54118335

yuck i hate muslims

>> No.54118344

>>54117883
>Civil-Rights-Progress
>muslims in the pic
LMAO, americans are truly retarded

>> No.54118353

>>54117890
Will GPT4 get me new Dark Fantasy AI art?
>>54117909
Normies are taking out their life savings.

>> No.54118362

>>54118332
>crazy Mumu Euphoria
sir the market has been flat for 2 years

>> No.54118368

>>54118145
how do i know you're not full of shit and that was you. you're the only one i've seen on 4chan who has posted miko

>> No.54118369

>>54118332
Nuclear war is bullish

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>>54118226
Nuclear war cannot be won. If you're so upset about le meme war you have zero skin in that you want to lose a nuclear war, you're probably not emotionally mature enough to invest.

>> No.54118380

Waiting for oil bros to start selling off their tech stocks to cover their loses in crude

>> No.54118396

>>54118332
I remember jean baudrillard arguing nuclear war is theoretically impossible so no, ww3 isn’t a real threat for the US at least

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>OIL
Holy moly

>> No.54118431

>>54118321
diversity = non-white I though. Sorry I'm not up-to-date with racial classification that corporations use.

>> No.54118435

Oil must go below 70.

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>>54118368
Miko has a general on /vt/ that's pretty active. She was also very popular on /v/ because of her Ark and GTA 5 streams, that's basically how she got famous so she's always kind of been a meme in /v/.

>> No.54118450

>BZFD
lol
lmao

>> No.54118470

>>54118431
You could be right. It’s utter insanity either way

>> No.54118478

>>54118442
Your waifu is a whore?

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54118490

Time to bail on my TZA. Again.

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Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

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54118506

DAN bros... its over

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>>54118478
No baggot. My wife is 2d and therefore incapable of being a whore. Unlike you, I didn't meet my woman at a casino asian massage parlor like you.

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>>54118514
wow what a cute couple
I wish I had this

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>>54118399
>OIL
There goes my salary for the rest of the year.

>> No.54118552

>>54118527
I mean, you can literally buy women like this for the price of a shirt at the new England docks. Just find the shipping container with a shady gook standing out in front

>> No.54118567
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>AMC

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>> No.54118576
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54118576

>Argentina’s inflation hits 103% year over year.
Is this the power of German national socialist/Italian fascist-descended ancestry?

>> No.54118585

>>54118567
thinking of slurping if it goes below 4....

>> No.54118598

>>54118567
it will just retard pump near earnings again

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>>54117722

>> No.54118602

I bought LOVE at $29 few days ago.

>> No.54118604

>>54118567
>>54118585
The price drop is because AMC holders voted to turn APE into regular AMC stock. If anything the dip isn't nearly enough

>> No.54118617

>>54118499
Lmao the kikes are so terrified of goys making passive income that they pay a retard to shill against it

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I don't like when it just crabs at a certain level. It should be required to go up or down, but be forbidden from sitting there

>> No.54118643

>>54118617
Jews love goyim buying into dividend stocks
>yes goy thank you for your $100, we'll give you $0.50 a fiscal quarter in return. Oh I forgot to mention the underlying can go down as well.

>> No.54118645

>>54118636
XLE is certainly not crabbing.

>NRGD

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>>54118552
Why are you versed in the world of human trafficking?
Anyone reentering a position on banks?

>> No.54118665
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SQQQties report in!

>> No.54118670

>>54116981
> classify tweets as cyber attacks
Holy shit. That's some wild stretch.

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Bull trap.

>> No.54118686

>>54118670
if you think that's a stretch, you haven't been paying attention

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54118687

>Lol mumu lmao even

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Oh shit suddenly it's dumping hard

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NGL this don't look good boys.

>> No.54118717

UH OH SOUR HOUR

>> No.54118723

SAUDIS SAVE ME

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>all this just for us to probably close flat

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>>54118716

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>>54118665
Hi. That's a nice lower high just set this morning. Pleasant red candle coming through now. Fingers crossed. Indicator garbage remains insistent the likely trend is bearish.

>> No.54118743

>>54117877
it's a personification of the drone/the seething operators

>> No.54118748
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54118748

SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH

>> No.54118750

>>54118604
I saw something about a 1 to 10 split which seems weird to cause a 20% dip
what the fuck is APE?

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>>54118687
ok

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>>54118735
I did yesterday. Fuckin t+2 jews.

>> No.54118763

>>54118599
lmao

>> No.54118790

>>54118762
I've heard rumors of things finally moving to T+1 but that's still fucking ridiculous. This isn't 1985. We don't need to fax or call or shout at people.

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looks like I actually timed the bottom of oil correctly lmao

>> No.54118796

>>54118647
Baggot taught me everything I know.

>> No.54118813

>>54118617
No comment on whether I'm being paid to shill, but dividend irrelevance is simply a result from finance research. Look up the Modigliani-Miller theorem.

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54118818

just kidding I closed my SQQQ now

>> No.54118824

BOBOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALLAHUAKBARRRRRRR

>> No.54118845
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54118845

>>54118753
390 rejected hard

>> No.54118848

Bobos are going to be fucking insufferable damn it

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54118849

>>54118602
I don't understand. 30 days ago Motley Fool said that LOVE is a great buy and since it started going lower and lower. I'm sure I must be missing something.

>> No.54118865
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I think im gonna get into baseball this season

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>>54118848
You should have had to talk to MUMU and the USAIDF posters today...

>> No.54118871

>>54118790
But I need 2 copies of receipt, 1 notarized.

>> No.54118884
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>>54118848
Mumu’s are like they’re going to get to fuck and your peen goes soft before you can get the condom on

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54118910

Mumu, is that all you got? That was the best you could do?

>> No.54118909
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> OIL

KEK BAGGIES

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>>54118818
wow nice moves me, I think I can pretend im good at trading again

>> No.54118939
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>>54118910
They cant even sustain a 1% pump

>> No.54118968
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54118968

>my account overnight?
>why, its 98% cash & 2% BOIL

>> No.54118971

>>54118869
>>54118884
Still staying optimistic, bobos.

>> No.54118976

>>54118909
I just bought more since I'm willing to bet money that we will continue the crab

>> No.54118980
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>>54118939
Tomorrow is going to be a blood bath. The entirety of the CIA trying to ban and gaslight and bobo talk has failed. Now for the rubber band effect to take place.

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>>54118971
Don't fight the trend retard. Being exit liquidity for jews is fucking retarded. Bank runs aren't bullish. Rate hikes aren't bullish. Sticky inflation isn't bullish

3600

>> No.54119027
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54119027

>>54118971
Nice try mumu fake and gay pump got knocked down

>> No.54119033

>Thought I only had 5,500 to my name currently as I start to close in on a mortgage refinance
>2,000$ hasn't settled
I feel better now.

>> No.54119038

>>54118968
Mine is almost exactly the inverse of that.

>> No.54119044

>>54118514
First of all delete this.
Secondly if your waifu isn't a whore how come your daughter is black?
Last and not least, how low will we go once everybody realizes we are being lied to by the government, and everything is fucked?

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>>54118849
oh yeah, just the thing for young people to invest in as we get further into the recession: a company that sells expensive, trendy furniture
>$1500 FOR A FUCKING BEANBAG

>> No.54119059

>>54119002
bottoms are made on bad news

>> No.54119065

>>54117218
If you own GUSH you should also own DRIP.

>> No.54119067

WTF GOLDMAN, YOU SAID OIL 100$ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.54119070

>>54119044
My daughter isn't black. Also SPY is going sub $200

>> No.54119071

>>54118865
You should follow the Yankees like me. They're going to be really good this year.

>> No.54119075

>>54119067
they said end of year

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>>54119049
I paid $100 for a "beanbag" ottoman thing i put under my desk for when I want to lean back in my computer chair

probably the best investment ive made in the past year

>> No.54119079

>>54118968
>>54119038
OK, 92.60% BOIL/7.40% cash

>> No.54119094

>>54119059
>bulls still euphoric
>he thinks it's a bottom

>> No.54119095

>>54119049
There is no recession though

>> No.54119100
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54119100

I went short on tesla and nasdaq with a x30 leverage. Bobros i might make it tomorrow

>> No.54119104

>>54119078
I have an ottoman under my desk too.
It's comfy.

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>>54119071
first of all im from Boston so no thanks
second of all I live in Tampa now so I will probably just start following the Rays

>> No.54119142

>>54119095
There is no recession so far

>> No.54119178

>>54119142
Oh ok thanks. Well I don't know. I think people might want to buy expensive quality furniture as inflation hedge. This short ladder attack will probably run out of steam soon too so maybe I should actually DCA

>> No.54119187
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WTFWT

>> No.54119188

>>54119113
You can cheer for a team of losers like Rocker, I won't stop you.

>> No.54119205

>>54119178
>People realize their mattress is old and gross when they go to stuff money under it.
The thesis is solid.

>> No.54119206

my stomach hurts so much. first the energy drink and now the curry. i cant go on...

>> No.54119224
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>>54119079
do you do it for the thrill

>> No.54119225
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LOWERRRRR

>> No.54119226

Hey it's already recovering

>> No.54119231

>>54119205
kek, quite creative. Thanks anon, made me laugh

>> No.54119236

migrate
>>54117552

>> No.54119300

>>54119224
No, I do it for the future futures.