/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am hallucinating

LOOOOK OUT BELOWW

I lost all my money

>>54115718
what COULD make the VIX go higher rn?

>That OP
Top signal

Fixed links

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

>>54115718
fuck off with this reddit shit.

Reminder that a US congressman confirmed the federal government is literally raiding these threads with bullish propaganda, in an attempt to manipulate the markets.

>>54115761
YOU GET QE YOU GET QE YOU BAILOUTS YOU GET BAILOUTS YOU GET MORE QE YOU GET QE YOU GET QE YOU GET BAILOUTS YOU GET BAILOUTS!!

EVERYBODY GETS A FAKE BULL MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54115757
Disgusting trannies- stop posting them.

>>54115761
>reddit shit
For your information, many Reddit users ("Redditors") have naughty usernames. It's a very subversive community.

About 1.5 years ago I asked /smg/ if I was an idiot for just putting all of my money into VOO and you all reassured me that I would probably end up being more successful than all of the degenerates here. I'm still like 2% in the red after all that time, if any of you are green, then fuck you, you fucking lied to me.

>>54115718
this is the way

>>54115792
I doubt Jerome cares about /smg/. The biggest social influence we have is rocker.

>started using trading212
>FCA protected
>your own shares are ringfenced

Looking at building a portfolio to retire on but I'm so uneasy about all these easy trading companies lasting 20-30 years. Is there any precedent to one of these places going under and people getting control of their assets back easily?

Biggest shitter is that large banks are counting on you to have this attitude and charge insane fees in return for that 'safety' / convinience.

>>54115797

>>54115792

I bought puts at 3930. See you guys at 3600 in May

Why are stocks superior to crypto?

>GIB ME MY $5 MILLION HONKY

Did they just use rates to strangle a few smaller banks so the big super banks could just buy them out for penny’s on the dollar?

>>54115718
Is Reddit allowed to post here like this?
Shouldn’t this be a ban?
This is spam here
Go back

>>54115792
Well judging by the amount of people buying bitcorn / gold, its not working.

>>54115718
>wsbg
I fucking wish. This place is just /delusional schizoid general/ and I don't know how to short PMCs without shorting the good guys in the process.

>>54115812
Anon, for every winning trader, there's a loser on the other side.

>>54115816
Just use IBKR. It's ceap, and reliable.

>>54115792
>>54115819

Spamming the thread so we can reach bump limit.
Fuck reddit

>>54115831
Go to Reddit than bitch
No one likes you here

>>54115792
>YOU DONT YELL FIRE IN A CROWDED THEATER DO YOU!?!
What if its on fire?
>YOU FUCKING RACIEST!

Every government censorship issue ever.

>>54115823
Prove you are black.

>>54115755
You know, with the obvious weakness of the banks discovered, I'm surprised wsb hasn't come out with another ticker like $gme to instead short the shit out of. I'm sure there's at least one top 10 bank that's just cringing crazy hard looking at their books and realizing they're weeks away from collapse of just one thing goes wrong

Sad bobos are triggered. kekeke if only someone would have warned him not to short into a hole. if only...

Reddit at least saves posts and doesn't delete them. That's how I learn from people's mistakes. Over here you land without hearing other people's experience

>>54115857
Black is a state of mind

Fuck reddit and fuck NAFO trannies

>AMD up over 7%
I don't believe it, but fuck INTC

>>54115812
>1.5 years
>I'm still like 2% in the red after all that time
Are you retiring/dying tomorrow? This is a decades long holding period. DCA and stop being a little bitch. You have a day job, right?

>>54115849
>Spamming the thread so we can reach bump limit.
>Fuck reddit
>>54115850
>Go to Reddit than bitch No one likes you here

>>54115868
This bank run was going to take out more anti-banks too
That environmental friendly bank was going to be insolvent too before the deposit limits were eased

>>54115718

>>54115863

>>54115863


>>54115863

Migrate to the no plebbit thread

>>54115882
lurk more
or go back, whatever works for you

>>54115823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3pK1KOOwQs&t=17s

>>54115792
They already are without this Mongolian basket weaving forum. All the bank stocks are pumping. Who do you think is doing that? Retail investors?

>>54115882
Yeah that's why the only recommendations I take are from that guy who posts the pink haired anime girl. He is my fund manager and financial advisor.

I leave smg for a year and now we are literally wsb what the fuck happened?

>buy banks yesterday
>swing trade banks today
PACW and WAL bros, I'm feeling good.

>>54115927
Faggot tranny redditors got tired of tranny faggots censoring them.

>>54115792
Good. Pump my bags, glowies.

>>54115927
Reddit always wins. Also cartoons belong on /co/ newchud

>>54115927
its just nafo trannies raiding us. Trust the plan and stay in this thread

The retarder it pumps, the harder it dumps.

you guys are so fucking autistic and shizo. do you have any self reflection at all? the more you sperg out the more you encourage the shitposters.

>>54115718
This is a copy of SMG
We don’t need two of these
I’m surprised Jannies haven’t banned op yet
This is obvious spam

>You triggered people on 4chan?
>Really?
>isn't that website full of degenerate idiots who post all kind of wear disgusting and weird stuff?
>how???

It's easy.
Just say.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE------------DDDDDDDDIT

>>54115889
>AMD up over 7%
WE GAAN

janny ban the OP for being a nafo reddit troon

>>54115961
Reddit can raid here and jannies don’t ban them?

>>54115718
SELL REDDIT" SELL SELL SELL!!

>>54115811
PM_ME_YOUR_TITS is not an edgy name, its a reddit one

>>54115792
Fuck do I care if I profit from it?

anyone knows this stock? should I gamble?

>>54115987
What the fuck is a nafo

>>54115889
Fantastic. But why?

HELLO R*DDIT
>HELLO R*DDIT
HELLO R*DDIT
>HELLO R*DDIT

>>54116005
stop playing dumb goy

>>54115990
>>54115994

You guys are really really stupid.>>54115968

>enter limit order for very small number of shares because I'm retail
>"partial execution"

UONE NIGGERS ITS OUR TIME!!
64k on this coonshit. America is a nigger loving nation. Juneteenth niggers gonna make me money

>>54116005
The newest buzzword.

Time to all-in TZA.

>>54116017
>doesn’t know how to (you) correctly
Go back faggot bitch

Ok I just woke up, what the fuck is going on? Why the hell are we blood green?

>>54116026
>he saved the thumbnail

>>54116047
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, GET A NIGGER BAG

buy rycey!!!

>>54116047
scam pump. retail retards are providing exit liquidity

>>54116047
The market will continue going against you until you start posting new videos

WaAah DonT say reddit iN my 4channel.org website sirs it is bad

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED BY
YOU'VE BEEN BANNED BY
A SMOOTH JANITOR

>>54116026
There is no way that garbage actually has a bullshit pump in June three years in a row, right?

>>54116047
The world didn't end as feared
>shorts are covering
>retail is slurping
>retards are buying back in
>Hopium that JPow isn't going to JPow tomorrow

>>54116047
CPI was smack dab on expectations, so we get a pop from removing event risk. That'll bleed out and reverse as people realize the Fed isn't stopping from a banking crisis and "meets expectations" isn't nearly good enough.

>>54116069
Scoopsies, not now.
>>54116079
I figured as much, better have a giga dump when I start making videos again.

>>54115792
this is why I use stop losses and ride the bull run

>mods deleted the other thread
MODS ARE REDITTORS AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
4CHANNELERS BTFO!!

>>54116087
lel
the non-reddit smg just got jannied
im going to the gym i hope you all smarten up while im gone

>>54116099

>>54115815

>>54116047
Reddit bought le dip

>>54116121

>>54116047
Judaism before jacksons hole 2.0. Look let's meet up grease up and wrestle. I wanna take your bussy on live stream. We could get tens of views

Why do you burgers have to crash it now again? After EU closing when the spread is worse? FFS

its over, nafo won

I BOUGHT THE FUCKING TOP AGAIN

yeah, enough of 4crap for me today
enjoy the day mumus

>>54115718
vix please pump back up

Hello sers. FRC is being redeemed.

The Mango Habanero.

The 15x Revenues.

The COGS volatility.

The Buffalo Ranch Fries.

The Louisiana Voodoo Fries.

The Garlic Parmesan.

I warned you.

I showed you the way.

They're going to strike any moment.

And you're not positioned properly.

>>54116099
except we are still down from before bank risk, spy was over 4k even with the risk over a .5 hike

If you're afraid of buying when the current price is below your average share price regardless of that way the line is going. You will always be afraid.

It is over.

>>54116090
What other play is there?

>>54116135
DELET THIS

>>54116047
>blood green
>market crashing

>>54116152
Volatility in stocks and bonds are driving that derisking methinks.

Told y'all last thread that the entire pump was bullshit premarket fuckery, if we close under $391 go short as fuck until the next fed meeting, the 1.2% premarket is meaningless

>>54115997
>precious metals me your tits

>>54116133
It would be over before it even got started. That twinkish frame of yours won't do you any favors. Maybe start with someone closer to your body type like scoopsies.

>>54116047
>blood green?
Hello mister repitilian

>>54116155
I'm not buying anything over 3750 jew. Shill your bags to someone else

>>54116150
I need financial advice on the Louisiana Voodoo Fries, specifically where to buy them.

>mfw no fun quirky bank to lose my money with

https://twitter.com/GRDecter/status/1635323037653553154

We are crashing because a Russian Jet had an accident with a US DRONE.

As a reminder, here are tickers WallStreetBets was exceptionally bearish on yesterday, alongside their performance today:
>NVDA: 4.6%
>AMD: 6.8%
>KRE: 2.7%

They were exceptionally bullish on:
>UVXY: -11.5%
>SLV: 0.8%
>UPS: 1.35%

>>54116195
Wrong thread, /smg/ is the place for "portfolio manager me your tits."

>>54116170

>banks fail
>more money to ukraine
>economy won't last much longer
fuck this clown world

NANI THE FUCK?

>>54116199
I'm pretty sure I could take scoops handcuffed and just beat him to death with both of my arms like a club. What do you weigh? I'll give you a 30 pound edge no problem

Hello, dear sirs. And goodbye.

there she blows

SLURPERS ASSEMBLE

>>54116223
Oh.

You want to buy-to-open the Louisiana Voodoo Fries. I'm talking about. Selling-to-open the Louisiana Voodoo Fries.

You're not listening.

No one is listening.

This is not about buying-to-open the Garlic Parmesan Wings.

It's About Doing The Exact Opposite

bobos are so sad

>>54116235
>He doesn't trade stocks and pms

BUDDY

FRC Computer

And here's what fags are talking about now. Inversing would mean RIP SCHW, NFLX, ADBE. Long DIS.

>>54116231
>this is why
>not the hot cpi print exit pump

You niggers never listen. You never have a timespan more than 2 seconds on your opinions

Oh, hi.

did the reddit (((guy))) who had $30MM worth of GME shares finally sold it or still bagholding

Hope you enjoyed that golden bull run mumu next stop, SPY 200

heeeeeesssss baaaaaaaaaccccccckkkk......

greatest trader. sold the top of soxl. made a cheeky $300.

Back in your hole nigger

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

>>54116289
According to your graph we have already bottomed

>>54116170
actually looks better on the right.

The Mango Habanero.

The Reduced Cost Of Goods.

The 8% Increase in Same Store Sales

The Fried Corn. The Cajun Fried Corn.

They don’t listen.

Wall Street Doesn’t listen.

It's. Trading. At. 15x. Revenues.

So when is GTLB pumping? It's been crabbing all day, lads.

bussin'

>>54116273
You don't respect my gold ETF, do you?

why are we dumping?

>>54116315
>t. average bull IQ

so the scam pump lever activated green can hold public sentiment just in time for the next big thing™ to take the blame
>muh drone
>muh dick

>>54116327
Anon, sometimes a company just...dies. There is no git reset --hard.

>>54116231
https://archive DOT ph/oCbdq
>At approximately 7:03 AM (CET), one of the Russian Su-27 aircraft struck the propeller of the MQ-9, causing U.S. forces to have to bring the MQ-9 down in international waters. Several times before the collision, the Su-27s dumped fuel on and flew in front of the MQ-9 in a reckless, environmentally unsound and unprofessional manner. This incident demonstrates a lack of competence in addition to being unsafe and unprofessional
IT WAS ENVIRONMENTALLY UNSOUND YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN CHUDS!!!!

Please for the love of god do NOT end +.5 or -.5% I FUCKING HATE CRAB MARKET LET MY SHIT GO TO ZERO PLEASE DONT FUCKING END FLAT PLEASE

>>54116325
lemon pepper.

cajun sauce on the side.

large carrots.

they dont know.

>>54116250
I'm 236lbs and mind you that's most muscle. I'd argue I'm about 4% body fat.

>>54116336
Because... Why did we pump?

Get fucked mumu

FUCK REDDIT
FUCK UKRAINE
FUCK OP
Z

RETARD
RETARD
PULL UP
PULL UP

>>54116097
>Hopium that JPow isn't going to JPow tomorrow
Those silly cows

>they never listen
>I shilled puts at 3900 and they laughed yesterday
>I shilles puts at 3930 today and they mocked me
>they said inflation was bullish

They never listen.

>>54116352
>environmentally unsound
>unprofessional

>>54116336
Day traders are back from lunch. Time to take profits.

>>54116323
wrong

hotter than expected cpi good or bad?????

t. asking for a friend

>see the market doing a little Lunchtime Retrace
>buy a few shares of GUSH
>market takes a fat shit

Gonna keep repeating it: No serious bottom until the SPY has a -3% down day. Longer you buy this retard dip the longer we bleed lower. Don’t bother buying until then. VIX 32+

>>54116368
Is picrel some kind of cuckold fetish?

>>54116385
It was exactly as expected. All scenarios are good if you aren't retarded.

What a limp dick of a spy chart

>>54116358
cool cpi bobotard

>>54116047
Mumu hasn't learned that hikes are meant to weed out the weak like SVB. Also the banking cartels are eating the smaller ones in a massively dangerous consolidation of the nations banks.

>>54116374
wrong.

>>54116385
bad, which is good.

>>54116229
Didnt they close the Trumps accounts?

>>54116356
Cajun sauce.

He said Cajun sauce.

When they don't have cajun sauce.

It doesn't exist.

It never was real.

It is cajun seasoning.

Dry rub.

The sauce never existed.

It never happened.

And it's at 15x revenues.

Explain. Why.

Maybe Nq3ho1MK is the one to explain this to me.

>>54116374
i like thicc not sticc. i need child bearing hips and a body that can handle pregnancy successfully.

>kills your gains
>crashes your market
Z

>>54116401
>x3 inflation target
>cool

>>54116396
>we expected inflation to be bad
>It's bad

Buy reddit buy buy buy

VVIX.

You Didn't Notice.

But The Monkeys Are Howling.

The Eye Of The Looking Glass.

When. VVIX. Approaches. The Naughty Naughty.

You. Stop. Selling. Puts. The. Forest. Goes. Quiet. You. Just. Run. Stop. VRP. Harvesting. The. Harvesters. Died. You. Didn't. Pay. Attention. To. VVIX.

I warned everyone here: >>>>>>/biz/thread/S51641445#p51642379

But no one listened.

The howling will stop soon. .

And that's when you will wish you had. Listened.

>>54116442
i dont care, a slim healthy body is better than a fat slob

>bobos are so desperate they are bragging about a gap fill
yeah you guys can start getting excited once we are back to 420 AT LEAST

>>54115718
OP is a nigger lover that licks salty nigger cum out of his wife's pussy.

>>54116446
You guys do realize they just run these bullshit stories when they need an excuse to dump right?

Inflation is fucked and we are getting another rate hike next week
>It's putins inflation

>>54116467
>could not even break 3940 on SPX
its looking fucking bad and I'm not even a bear

>>54116368
You might might actually lose your v card soon

>>54116467
>420
BLAZE IT, REDDIT!

>>54116336
people taking profits. happens all the time. should form a bull flag that eventually breaks out to higher highs. good time to buy the dip on AMD right now.

>was looking at SPY 0DTE 94puts
> 13cent at 12:45
> 90cent at 13:15
sure i wasn't going to buy but i wish i "accidentally" bought 100 of them...

>>54116434
CRBP pajeet what is your obsession with Wingstop anyway?

>>54116390
And Powell's goal for a soft landing entails getting SPY 3000 without a -3% day. No panic, no Washingtonfag gets in his way.

>>54116432
but reddit i mean smg said that biden solved all these problems with pure cunning and tact and line only go up and slurp the dip

>>54116372
Yeah that sounds like Russia.

>>54116480

>>54116465
I disagree. I like soft women with big fat sloppy tits

>faggot makes reddit themed /smg/
>Market immediately dumps
lmao

>crash halted
WE RIP

>>54116509
slim women will always be better

>redditors are overwhelmingly permabears
>the paid bobo Russia shills are pretending reddit is bullish
You faggots need to go back, you can circlejerk with other bearish investors on reddit.

>>54116465
that's not a fat slob, that's just healthy. the before picture was practically anorexic. gross.

>>54116490
sorry i meant at 387
that post makes no sense

>>54116524
>thats just healthy

americans everyone

>>54115797
This, except the middle class who are still being targeted for job loss. Banks are protected. Corporations are protected. Heck, even Tech corporations are protected.

But the goal remains the same. You have a target on your back. The elites hate you. They want you to come back into the office. They want to end WFH. They need a good amount of people to lose their jobs, and they will continue to raise rates until you, the employee, have been wrangled/subdued.

>>54116357
I've literally never seen any statement more delusional in my life

i would laugh heartily if russia blames "pro-russian" forces for downing the drone

>tfw shitposting about random shit with my online frens on 4channel.org instead of writing my report
>tfw no face

>i literally bought at lunch
I'M GODDLESS NIGGER WHORE

Quit dumping oil ffs

>>54116494
Do you really want to know.

Why the WING won't stop.

They said the Wingstop stops.

But the WING doesn't stop at Wingstop.

>>54116537
honestly i shouldn't be surprised that a yuropoor's idea of a woman is someone who is starving to death. typical in your countries.

>>54116483
>It's putins inflation
Biden has blamed this inflation on everything at one point in time in the last 2 years... incredible.

>Makes me confident in his economy.

>>54116520
For packing in a suitcase. There's nothing particularly great about a skinny woman unless you're a weakling with no upper body.

>>54116550
iktfb. i've got a 300 word paper due friday and i keep putting it off

>>54116520
Nah. You have to realize that women need to be a little chubby. Weight gain increases estrogen levels and that makes them perfect and feminine.

>>54116548
Bullish for RYCEY either way.

>>54116520
Banging a skinny chick is like fucking a pillow case full of deer antlers.

>>54116542
That's just jealousy kicking in. You've seen my videos and you've seen my body. You wish you had what I have physically. It's ok anon, it's not like it's not attainable yourself. Just put in the work and you can be like me too.

>>54116577
>i've got a 300 word paper due friday
lmao easy af. ask chat-gpt to do that for you

>>54116577
>300 word
lmao nigga are you 14? Just fucking do it

>>54116569
What kind of cope is this?

>>54116586
Nah you have to realize that fatasses and disgusting slobs are the worst.

>>54116593
I dont care slim is better than being a fatass

XPON squeeze niggers dont miss out

>>54116594
im always amazed at how little he has to chew
>you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

>>54116548
Flying a drone into their jet in the black sea is something Ivan will use to stir up the Chinese and Indians against uncle Sam. This, as always with uncle sleepy, seems like a half baked idea poorly executed and then covered for by a fawning media.

>>54116606
Newfag

>>54116586
Just a little bit, it’s a very subtle thing

>buying on a green day
>selling on a red day
>betting on the apocalypse
>doubting JPow
The Four Horsemen of losing all your money

>goy stop talking about inflation and the bank runs
>Russia shot down a drone ahhhh
>the markets are doing bad because of Russia

Americans can only think about one thing at a time

how do we go from one of the best /smg/ OPs in history (italo disco) to this, the absolute worst, in just an hour

Bought SQQQ at $37.50. Gonna keep DCAing into next week's FOMC
Have $180k USD in tax-free cash waiting in Vanguard to buy VTI when we bottom out. Been waiting since November 2021. We will blow through October lows my friends. Just a matter of when

>>54116522
1 post by this ID

>>54116222
These bags are they in the room with us right now son?

>>54116614
biden is so fucking stupid lmao

>>54116577
literally ask ChatGPT to do it for you. Whats the topic? I'll have it do it for you. No Shenanigans I promise.

>>54116465
Architectfags are unreasonable anon. Don't bother.

>>54116632
Dilate, faggot.

>>54116609
>up 10% already
>no volume
heh, no thanks

>>54116604
No cope about it. You like skinny chicks cause you can't lift a real woman. You're a rubber arm no-leg training fatty.

>>54116628
High thread volatility. You can follow it using the ticker TVIX.

afternoon /smg/ my 11am spy puts have doubled. closing them now, see you tomorrow.

>>54116569
>he has never fucked a flexible fit girl with the grippy

Ngmi

>>54116594
Nice tits

>>54116625
Americans are the most propagandized people on the planet. Please have patience with them.

>>54116646
Gas yourself, troon.

>>54116650
thats what you niggers said at 3 bucks.

I go out of my way to find chubby women with a great set of tits

doc says my hiv is undetectable :D

>>54116641
their are gpt powered gpt detectors for a small monthly fee
imagine... getting false accused of ai writing your term paper, how the fuck do you prove that? going to have to start recording yourself typing your reports, until a new (small monthly fee) deep fake video maker gpt term paper writer and then (for a slightly higher monthly fee) we can detect your detector and before you know it, bam, terminators

I miss it.

>>54116686
>You have been banned from /r/bugchasers

>>54116689
undoubtedly itll be something retawded like this that creates skynet. 1000%

>>54116679
>NOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A PERMABEAR DOOMER IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're so fucking retarded, back to /pol/, chinless virgin loser. Normal people realize the economy is doing fine and we are increasing our positions in the S&P 500 and NASDAQ-100 with DCA.

>>54116653
You are coping for liking gross fatasses that smell like shit. My condolences

>>54116658
Skinny girls you have to be gentle with. My longtime ex used to like to be brutalized. After we broke up I started dating other women, it was always the skinny girls that would say "you're hurting me". They are no fun.

>>54116689
>their
this was a heavy deepfaked machine learned inside joke by the way, gpt is now adding a single typo in it's posts to throw you off, bet you didnt catch that, did ya?

Mumus seem pretty cocky for a market that can't break SPX 4k and can't even hold onto a small 2% gain off the bottom.

>>54116710
No, we call you a tranny because you are obsessed with /pol/

>>54116718
you're meeting the wrong skinny women my mans.

>>54116733
You doomers don't belong here, you're clearly tourists.

>BBBY down 42% this month
>GME down 17% this month

>>54116695
Hoooly on the left

>>54116610
kek

>>54116710
>shills think this is how you blend in on /smg/
lmfao

>>54116686
Congrats poem anon! That being said, I'm glad we finally got /smg/ back. Look at all the arguing, glowie accusations, and mumu and bobo posting. This is refreshing.

When SPY 4000 again?

>>54116758
He doesn't understand that /smg/ and /pol/ are allies

>>54116763
1:59pm tomorrow

>>54116763
I dunno, like maybe eight years.

>>54116763
Sometime later this year

>>54116761
That's not me. I don't have HIV or AIDS, and I haven't been to a doctor in years

>>54116718
>you are hurting me
Hot as fuck. Stop you are gonna make me pop a boner at the gym

>>54116716
>asses that don't smell like shit
Son, you got a lot of pain ahead. Leave this thread for 20 minutes and bathe, your mother will thank you.

>>54116038
Time to bail on my TZA.

>>54116686
you know if you're undetectable you can no longer poz-hole people's neg-holes.

>>54116763
after weimerica hyperinflates

>>54116789
HIV or AIDS *that you know of* ;)

RYCEY, is this the one? Are we gonna make it?

When does the Credit Suisse financial report come out?

So turns out the Russians just shot down an american UAV. Looks like the zoomers have to go put some boots on some foreign soil.

>>54116839
I could tell you, but then I'd have to make you financially and legally responsible for all of CS's debt.

>>54115718
Wow so this is the power of the so-called new round of "Bailouts"/"QE" that redditors have been hyping up for the past two days. Cool moon rally you got there, Bulltards.

>>54116315
Who told you to be this retarded?

>>54116710
>Normal people realize the economy is doing fine

Indeed. The normies believe the facts, and the science. Fact: we're ackshually not in a bear market. Bear markets are -20% down or more. We're still near ATHs. Fact: there is no bailout of the banks. Fact: as long as the Fed keeps printing, everything will be fine. Fact: get used to inflation, Chud. Are you a commoner who can't afford a few extra bucks to cover inflation? What, you don't make 200,000 per year in San Francisco?

>>54116758
There's nothing wrong with investing long term in the S&P 500, you coping MAGA faggot.

>>54116789
Ahh fuck I guess you're is still detectable then. Sorry to hear that poem anon. Your still welcome to crash with me though

>>54116789
why dont you come to movie night and spy on us anymore?

>>54116852
Will you be on the other side?

>>54116852
Unidentified American Vehicle?

>>54116852
tbf, we always knew this was going to happen. I've been posting about buying cheap zoomer pussy for like, 13 months

>>54116868
vaccine is safe and effective too

We need a market crash to make things interesting. Bull days are boring

>>54116852
>shot down
I guess? It was a very expensive bullet.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, REDDIT?

>>54116710
>DCA

Dumb Crappy Assets

>>54116852
If we go to war with Russia I'll be a mumu, but until then, bobo it is.

>>54116852
nothingburger

>>54116881
Because I don't like some of the other people that go to movie night, in particular on person

>>54116877
How many shares of S&P500 do you hold? lmao

That morning pump was a gift from G-d. But why though?

>next banking crisis on the horizon
>hot CPI data
>surely the FED will pivot

lol, lmao even

>>54116898
Russia has +845 of those.. sorry, +844... sorry +833... sorry...

>>54116859
deal

>>54115718
>>54116914
>>54116914
>>54116914
the real /smg/

Nvida is going to 400 EOY

>>54116933
Did you get some sleep Asian? You're gonna need it.

new thread with subject
>>54116953
>>54116953
>>54116953

>>54116946
heh, nice try kid

>>54116933
No one’s expecting a fed pivot dude

Nothing burger

>>54116598
>>54116606
>>54116641
you just got trolled newfriend

>>54116852
looks like they didn't get trooned out for nothing.

why are you guys like this?

>>54116919
you can block people on cytube you know.

>>54116577
>>54116996
HOLY SHIT! WHAT A GENIUS SHITPOSTER! ENJOY YOUR REDDIT GOLD!

>>54116686
how did he know you have it then? checkmate

>>54116964
>plebbit super hero movie
no thanks

Todays moves:
Sold McDonalds
Sold Lancaster Colony

Bought Microsoft
Bought P&G

>>54116922
Delete this abomination

>>54116229
sounds like the sec

>>54117552
>>54117552

>>54115792
Priced in