/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's a simple 4 letter explanation

I give you a hint:
>J

>>54113182
Banks collapsing is fud designed to obliterate retail retards.

>>54113182
In Lehman terms? Look back through your actual history. Lehman actually collapsed at the beginning of 08 and got bailed out. Exact same time as now actually as it was in March IIRC. But the crash didn't come till the fall of 08. And Lehman didn't fall until then either. So there, I just explained it to you in Lehman terms

>>54113182
The fed is pumping funny money into the system just to stay afloat. In order to break even we’d need to see like a 20% pump but instead the bailouts got ACK’d in an hour and everyone’s halting again while pretending a 1% bump isn’t a 19% drop.

collapse is bullish

>>54113203
No it has nothing to do with jews, you fucking retard. You're just extremely stupid and fucking disgusting.

>>54113182
>Explain this to me in Lehman's terms
I don't know if I can do that, but do you remember when you were on a road trip with your weird uncle and he rolled down his window and started patting his hand on the door to make it sound like the car had a flat tire to freak everyone out for a laugh? Its that but now instead of a "flat tire" it is
>"2008 all over again, panic NOW!"

>>54113182
https://youtu.be/DmawNPDVlFQ
Here you go.

>>54113182
if banks are failing you want to get your money out of banks and into stocks, especially if you bank in a country that doesnt protect bank customers from bank failure (almost all countries). stocks hold up for 1-2 months until the big companies announce that they are also in trouble due to bank failure and people get scared out of stocks and back into cash

anyone else get back into vaporwave for max comfy

The more intelligent you are the more lost in the sauce you become. Humans are too smart, and therefore forget that life and death is just a game, animals don't have this problem.

>>54113289
Yeah. I prefer Chillwave and psybient though.

>>54113250
cope more kike

The market is following normal patterns.
The market will pump after FOMC into early-mid april, flatline and then collapse in late april to may into early june. Then late june-july-early august is one big summertime low volume mini bullrun. Then flatline, jerome powell will come out at jackson hole and scream "THE BANKS ARE INSOLVENT SELL EVERYTHING NOW" of course mr. powell and friends will have sold all their shit in april and july, dumping on retards who bought this pump and the summer pump. The market will violently collapse 25% from august to late september. In october it will begin to recover a little. In december it will dump again back to 3000 on the S and P, but the low will be higher. By the time the 2024 election comes about Biden will talk about how he beat inflation and recovered the market. Of course you will still not have a job, everything will cost more and herds of mexicans will be flooding across the border talking about how the US is the great satan for insulting their glorious dictator lady Sheinbaum/Obrador but no one cares about that. What matters is that market crashes move within preset patterns. 1929 was so they could get hoover out of office and put roosevelt in and institute socialism. 2008. 2020. The same shit.

>>54113182
>biden says do whatever stupid shit you want with your money
>if you lose it we'll print more for you
Why would people NOT start pumping?

>>54113259
no wait I need to add detail so it applies more
>Then he pulls over in a rest stop
>Really the entire thing was a gag all along because he needed to take a piss but was really insecure about his bladder
>played the whole thing off as cool as he could
something like that

>>54113250
tech companies collapse for 1 year
inflation hurts wagies
house mortgages default

>Nothing happens

48 fucking hours of banks not following their own frameworks and they get bailed out

well

>>54113250
it has everything to do with jews, you're just a golem yourself

>>54113332
>In october it will begin to recover a little
I've been saying for a while now I predict real estate to finally pop in October of this year.

>>54113182
>banks are on the verge of collapsing
you still believe this lol? it's increasingly looking like VC morons spooked themselves into creating a bank run at SVB, which combined with terrible duration risk management at the bank caused it to fail. it's not systemic at all. and signature is looking like the authorithies overreached, possibly as a way to target crypto.

>>54113182
Market is pumping in a dying currency
Buy metals and foreign currencies while you still can

>>54113319
fair

>>54113407
Oh but that's the best part. Real estate will go down for the next 3 years, but it'll still be higher than it was in 2019, so by the time you got that downpayment in 2026 the market will already be moving away from you again.

>>54113364
the only thing I hate more than kikes and niggers are Apu posting shitters like yourself. You really want people to associate Truth with being a retarded child frog?

>>54113182
Exit Liquidity

>>54113250
He never said Jews. Quit projecting you dumnshit Nazi. We all know the answer is Jobs. We need more Jobs to keep the gravy train going and so wealth continues to trickle down.

>>54113507
calm down chud

>>54113250
Jews.

>>54113219
Now explain it to me in Le Mans terms.

>>54113250
The answer is JPOW.

>>54113182
it's like jeffrey epstein, they no longer care about hiding anything from the masses because it has long been established that americans will do NOTHING.

it's like a guest taking a shit on the table during dinner and staring you dead in the eye while you uncomfortably eat your sausages, they sit back down and you continue the conversation while knowing full well there is a live turd next to the pepper grinder but you're too GUTLESS to do anything about it

>>54113182
QE make number go up
QE 5 just started

>>54113619
the past 24 hours have seen a lot of loud noise but surprisingly little action

Lehman moment hasn't happened. Expect rallies like todayon the way but overall trend is down. Crypto is holding well but I wouldn't count on it long term.

Exit

I'm not convinced this rally is organic. I always hold some Bitcoin because I may be wrong, I've been wrong before, but I'm just gonna not get excited over it (the recent pump!)

>>54113182
kek
the Credit Suisse chairman's name:
>Lehmann

>>54113619
You plebbitors stick out like a sore thumb

>>54113250
you must be a lowest rank half-kike. its normal that you arent aware.

>>54113203
jigg?

>>54113182

sure let me explain it, banks are not on the verge of collapsing, inflation is coming down, and you are all autistic doomsday schizos who are going to be poor forever. All you had to do is buy something and wait patiently but you couldn't because you won't take meds

>>54113332
was thinking something along similar lines.
but not as detailed. kek.

>>54113250
>disgusting
fuck you kike (regardless of the accuracy or flaw of his answer). skipppy-skip back to discord.

>>54113203
>JPOW
Because now that the Fed can't raise rates anymore without killing banks so now they've decided to give money away because why not, inflation is going to skyrocket and bring asset prices with it.

>>54113332
so hold now, sell on 4/20, rebuy in late june and sell in late july, open shorts in august if it hasnt dumped by then? Then close in september right?

>>54113182
Banking collapse is unironcally bullish as fuck for crypto. Btc was created as a safe haven in response to banks failing. This is the first time in BTCs history it’s true purpose is being realized.

>>54114005
Buy now, sell in May. Start opening shorts in August.

>>54113182

>>54113824
If you are going to be such a sourpuss then why don't you explain it to me in lemon terms?

>>54113619
See, that was funny.

>>54113182
The answer is you're fucking retarded
if someone like you can anticipate "the banks being on the verse of collapsing" then you should start to question yourself and consider that maybe you're dunning kruger personified

>>54113203
is it "Jews" "JPow" "Jobs"? is this a "Joke" Anon?!?! TELL ME!

>>54113182
End of quarter liquidity squeeze just like Bear Sterns in March 2008. Everything was fine after and markets pumped. The big one came end of quarter in September when Lehman collapsed and every other bank nearly followed.

>>54114023
Btc isn't a safe haven retard. It's pumping because muh pivoot. Btc is a debt driven derivative just like every other risk asset in this clown market. The exact opposite of a safe haven.

>>54113182
prepare your anus for fedcoin

>>54113250
It's jews dude

>>54113907
Thank you for holding my old bags.

>>54113250
>4 letter person that starts with J
Are you sure he didn't mean "JPOW"?
Israel is our greatest ally!

>>54113463
Foreign currency? Everything is worse than Dollar. Exception might be the Switzerland frank or whatever their currency is.

>>54113182
bailout money are being printed to prevent banks from collapsing

>>54113203
>Japan
Satoshi did it from behind

>>54114123
The CEO's are dumping their shares, because. . . just because, ok?

>>54114306
>Japan
>4 letter

The stocks are not going up in value, your money is going down value.