/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54105371
I like to pretend the y axis is denominated in fluid ounces of semen I ejaculate.

>>54105384
Whatever you say
https://www.msci.com/www/blog-posts/will-the-us-government-default/03685813408

>>54105463
Ok maybe use this graph next time.

Whycome no crash?
Splain pleez

Why wouldn't you snag some shares in the banks that dropped 75% over the last week. Literally free money, right?

>>54105499
its not up to date
line is higher now

>>54105559
I actually lost some money on some bank puts this morning. I entered the game too late.

>>54105565
combine them so I stop feeling compelled to meme on it in every thread

The banks are going to get away with it again, aren't they

>BOGDABOT REPORT (past 3 hours) March 14, 0:44:
#1: SVB. Mentions: 10. Sentiment: -3%.
#2: MAIN. Mentions: 5. Sentiment: +7%.
#3: JPM. Mentions: 5. Sentiment: -7%.
#4: CS. Mentions: 4. Sentiment: +5%.
#5: BNKD. Mentions: 3. Sentiment: -19%. (SHORT) (low accuracy)
#6: SP. Mentions: 3. Sentiment: +5%.
#7: CORE. Mentions: 3. Sentiment: +0%.
#8: SPY. Mentions: 3. Sentiment: -18%. (SHORT) (low accuracy)
#9: ASX. Mentions: 2. Sentiment: +5%.
#10: FIT. Mentions: 2. Sentiment: -6%.

Let's not look at our portfolios or the future, let's look a sexy anime semen demons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-bRM1kYuNA

im tired of the system "collapsing" every other week. and yet somehow i still have to go to work the next day.

dubs and I buy puts on RBLX

>>54105782
Not with inflation the way it is. We are all super fucked.

doleniggers lied to me

>>54106313
>Langan
lol what a fucking retard this guy is

>>54106466
You say that you stupid fag but that's 4 fucking hours of lucid godhood

>>54105714
no

>>54105535
>the fruit is fake
imagine the cruelty
monkeys deserve human rights

>>54106466
you exist in this simulation only to peak my interest in watching this video.
you will cease to exist when I get up to take a shit in a second

daily reminder to stop sending money to Kikelensky if you want your economy to survive

Yields...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54107338
total slava ukrani is non negotiable

Do you think everyone will move to crypto?

I did the Credit Suisse financial report, ama

>>54107509
What are the financial implications of the report, in your professional opinion?

>>54107574
well in about 3 minutes the European market opens and I believe everyone will ditch this shitty bank

>>54107509
Why has anyone ever done any serious business with a shady organization like credit suisse?

>>54107599
Dubs and it pumps 5%

>>54107338
Seethe vatnik

>>54107599
Its open since an hour anon, stop larping

>>54107665

good morning sirs, please redeem on SCHW

>>54107688
How do you say ”great job” in french? Imagine you’re in a work environment when saying this. Merci beaucoup

>>54107688
Frankfurt opens at 8:00, dax is trading since an hour

>>54107733
I say "bon travail"
pronounced
>boh travaye
where the "boh" is nasalized

>>54105559
>>54107652
>futures

>NOO YOU CANT BLOW DUTCHOIDS OUT OF THE SKY WE'RE STILL RELEVANT
eu copers lmfao

>>54107338
>US economy collapse
>Russia collapses
>Ukraine remains free
Sounds good. Just add China collapse there and we are set.

Europoors going to shit soon. Why are they so fucking poor I just don´t get it.

>>54107733
bon travail
>>54107764
yeah and the rest of Europe opens at 9

another CPI Tuesday, another chance for Black Tuesday
t-this week it's happening

>>54107854
Frankfurt is the only one that matters, they’re to Yurop what Burgerlandia is to the rest of the world
> t. amerimutt that can’t sleep

>>54107812
You're such a low effort Discord NAFO tranny. Kill yourself.

>>54105338
>BUT WAIT, IT GETS WORSE!

DXYbroooos

its just going crab until the fed says something. What a fucking retarded system.

>>54107812
if the jews would let me I would unironically invest big in Russia
their currency is backed by gold since last year preparing together with Saudis and China for the big dollar ditch. combined with an US collapse will make me a lot of money

>>54107933
It has been in the bear market rallies for all of the last year. On macro long term scale it was behaving as one would imagine.

>>54107628
>Why has anyone ever done any serious business with a shady organization like
>Crédit Suisse
>Silicon Valley Bank
>Deutsche Bank
>HSBC
>Danske Bank
>Crédit Lyonnais
just bank things

>>54107933
believe in capitalism!
commie FAGGOT

>>54108008
real capitalism would be a s&p crash to at least 1600 right before '08 where the money printing began. we had literally no real price discovery in the market for the last decades

>>54107817
Euro bros. gonna bring us down the home stretch

>>54108071
Those are all homosexuals.

I went long on nasdaq with a x20 leverage. We will retest 12500

>>54108082
That´s deano and the lads, quit chatting shit mate.

>>54105338
What happened, my sister works at kohls

What's the difference between the different Volvo stock listings? There's VLVY, which has a 12.72% dividend. Then, there's VOLAF and VOLVF, which offer a 5.98% dividend. I was going through Google search results and couldn't find anything.

>>54108200
Voting shares vs non-voting shares. Sponsored ADR vs Non-sponsored ADR (depending what country you're in). It really depends on what your objective is. Are you looking to just trade price action or are you looking to hold for a few years.

>>54108104
You just went short yesterday, didn’t you

SI

>>54108216
In general, I'm looking to hold for years. I'm looking for stocks that are secure, come with a high dividend, and are in secure (not insecure), under-invested industries, aka not tech.

If dubs, the Shit & Piss is below 250 before the end of the month.

What do you guys think? Is it possible that Oatly is going to beat earnings estimates? YTD seems like its not that bad, but then again looking at the 1 year chart its pretty shit.

>>54108565
300?

URANIUM

smg is pretty dead today, compared to the last days

Its gonna crab isnt it

>>54108635
Yep, nothing to see here everything is fine

I own too much TMF… What am I in for?

>>54108568
Yeah i think its a gamble.
But the 1billion market cap still scares me. An oat milk company shouldnt be worth more than 100 million at best.

>>54108635
we had some bank fud which made it exciting
the big moves will start in 2 hrs (CPI)

>>54108708
My gut tells me wealth, a nice 3x

>>54108610
Uranium is a terrible investment. It's not that rare. It's just that there hasn't been much demand for it in recent years and that we are undergoing an energy crisis. People still hate uranium and don't see it as a green alternative to fossil fuels. Fusion is the new thing. Fusion is where all the money is going to go, but that's probably decades away.

>vix up
>futes up
sus

>>54108817
cpi is today
volatility is going to get priced in

>VIX
BUDDY

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

BOILniggers, explain to me why you all went so hard into this shit, given how brap gas doesn't operate with the same dynamics as oil?
I'm curious to know.

>>54108832
Fucking kek

>>54108837
I think the entire thesis was the war in Kekraine and the China re-opening story. It's forming a nice base so I'm planning on going in on it again.

>>54108806
But the fundamentals of the fuel cycle ?
Supply & Demand ?
China's reactor building spree ?
The west sanctioning Russia ?

I'm all in SOXS how fucked am I today?

GOLD is finally healing

>>54108856
You'll be alright. This week is going to be a blood benchod basterd of a week.

>>54108862
It formed a cup and handle. Hold onto your butts.

>>54108837
Less nuclear power in europe this year.
Even the winter is dry as fuck and the summer will be even worse.
France has the most nuclear plants and with such a low water level many of them wont operate. We will need massive amounts of gas this year.

>>54108817
>why is VIX going up ahead of CPI print
gee I wonder, could it be anticipation/hedging? It's not even going up much wrt SPX.

>>54108882
Sounds like I'm doomed, the market always seems to defy all logic

We are so getting a hard landing soon and it will be bloody as shit

>>54108862
>dumped
Keke

Given that Credit Suisse is looking to be an unbailoutable giga-nuke on the banking system, how solid are Deutsche Bank's financials these days? Have they managed to turn things around at all?

Credit Suisse Sisters…

>smg is dead during a financial collapse
it really is over

>>54108970
Im all cash, I have nothing to shill. Im just waiting and watching.

>>54108970
Amerislurps are asleep

>>54108970
people like >>54109012 will ensure that we're just gonna crab around for a while

>>54109022
people like me arent market movers though

Consensus says 6.0% CPI
Nowcast says 6.2%

Let's see who's right

>>54109056
It could come in at 7% and it won't matter, the Fed pivoted yesterday and QE is back. Bobos officially lost and no amount of cope will change this.

>>54109070
What the hell are you going on about

>>54109076
If you really have trouble understanding my post you're probably an ESL shill.

>>54109012
Same my positions are VT and SCHD and I am saying hold cash and wait it out. Just too much Jewery a foot.

Thoughts on junk bonds anons? Any magical high-yielding ones that will get repurchased the moment rates fall and that absolutely positively can't go tits-up?

>>54108806
this is actually idiotic and it sounds like a GPT chatbot wrote it

>>54109070
>the Fed pivoted yesterday and QE is back


this. debt maxxed retards are going to win.i have so much regret for not buying a shitty house, and taking out a big business loan.

the fed wasted no time to cover 150 of made up texh faggot money. sVb was leveraged 150 to 1. how many billions of that money was pulled out of thin air?

>>54108806
Yeah but in the west there's all sorts of regulations and such. An experienced firm still needs to handle the operation. I'm not saying it's a good investment but there's more to the equation than substance scarcity

I'm showing an updated chart to make vol traders mad.

>>54109161
>junk bonds
>that absolutely positively can't go tits-up

This a great warning sign. These divergences can't go on for too long.

I took a 3.3lb shit this morning, how can I profit from this?

Blue vertical lines show when the NYSI drops below 0 at or around the same time the NYMOT Drops below 300.

>>54109171
not many. it's one bank, carrying $100B of high quality liquid assets from USTs to MBS, about $50 in other assets, that was unable to satisfy on demand only part of about $70B in unsecure deposits.
they will now be given cash advances as customers demand, which they (SVB) will owe about 1.6% on, anytime over the next year and with 1-year maturity.
they cannot buy new debt without a capital raise; the customers are cashing out.
SVB doesn't win here. if yesterday customers took out all $70B, then on march 14th 2024 SVB owes about $72B back to the fed.

>>54109209
Based

>>54109093
Market priced in 0 bepis yesterday
Banks are still getting raped
Have fun losing money dawg

>>54109070
>>54109171
The Fed didn't print money. The money was supposed to already he there. The money was printed before this occured when the bank handed out loans. If anything it was deflationary in nature do to the forced selling of bonds at a loss.

The real issue is the implications what anon said is correct DEBTMAXX is viable until a smaller bank collapses and there is no bailout for them.

What happened is we have overnight grown socialist banking system in a capitalist system. Essentially banks failing has been made illegal until further notice.

>>54109190
I mean...

>>54109224
>SVB will owe
But they don't exist anymore. Who will bear the cost?

>>54109251
Taxpayers

>>54109209
short your bodyweight before going to the bathroom

>futures
the CPI leak must've been good

>>54109224
> carrying $100B of high quality liquid assets

bullshit. they were levered 150 to one dumbass.

> The Fed didn't print money

bullshit. they need to raise funds to cover deposits. the bank gave out more money than it had. covering the losses is injecting money.

>>54109228
How can you still be bearish after the bailouts? You shouldn't feel allegiance to one market thesis, you should go long now to take advantage of the pivot. Too many bobos treat markets like some sort of team sport, you are supposed to adjust your outlook based on what happens, not hold a permabear position.

>>54109230
>If anything it was deflationary in nature do to the forced selling of bonds at a loss.
SVB isn't forced to sell bonds at a loss by the program. the program converts their current bonds into collateral on cash advances.
and, if they borrowed money to buy bonds ahead of this incident then they are statutorily prohibited from selling those at a loss, which is the exact opposite.
the only bonds they could have sold at a loss to end up here -- and no they still wouldn't have been "forced" to do this, they could have raised equity -- are ones they did not finance. but we know that's basically impossible. they were using substantial leverage. the vast majority of their capital stack was borrowed money.
in fact it's because the law prohibits banks selling their backing assets at a loss that they had to cease operations; if they were allowed to do that then the depositors lose recourse. the bank would be too fucked for any regulator/insurance to repair. they're stopped before it happens materially, so that the law actually has real effect in the depositors' favor.
the money that was printed before was in the leverage itself. it's all that other shit that got them into trouble, the loans they made, that part you have right. where before it made the most return and built the most equity, that now all goes to zero. shareholders lose it all.

>Checks Premarket
Slurping Bank Barons OOOOOOOOO

DPST +19%
BNKU +9%
FAS +6%
WAL +26%
FRC +33%
KEY +17%

>>54109251
clueless retards who've never seen an FDIC takeover need not reply. the legal entity was discarded as part of weekend liquidation. the new entity owns the same books. they will owe the money back.

>>54106343
this, fuck you, just give me a break

I bought FRC premarket, looking good. By the way, are any of you ex-wallstreetbets members or is it the other way around that the migration happens?

>>54107373
>that huge spike in 20Y
doesn't this mean the market thinks the pivot is in and so starting to lock in longer bonds?

I MISSED THE DIP

I'm gonna get heemed today aren't I?

>>54105338
Is real?

BOIL sisters, why are we dumping again? Someone disable the sell button for europoors or I'll get margin called today

Continue to pray to the FED anons. Concentrate on a 50bps hike. We can end it here. We can end it for all time.

>>54107373
How is she going to deal with this reversal in the 2 year yield?

>>54109401
Bond Price moves inversely to Bond Yield desu

BTW, 20Y treasuries only got introduced in 2020 by Trump so there isn't much of a market for them like 10Y and 30Y so best to ignore it.

>>54109454
>20Y treasuries only got introduced in 2020 by Trump
I jumped timelines again

>>54109402
>300% from bottom to top intraday

slurp the fear baby
>>54109337
PACW +33%
EWBC +15%

>>54109306
it's right on their annual report. about $100B HQLA, $12B cash, $70B in loans. there was $150B in uninsured deposits booked but something like half were pulled in the last few months -- which is what got us here -- so today's estimate is $70 or so.
first of all, you don't have a better estimate. second, you also don't know what you're talking about, because there's multiple different kinds of leverage ratios, and that's not the one that matters for banks. you're just regurgitating some other retard who factors in the 100:1 lending that fractional reserves permits for all banks, which tells you nothing about any particular bank. the ratio people should care about, and do care about, the tier 1 capital ratio, was around 15% -- JP morgan's is higher, but they're a safer bank. by far.
this is because it matters what's actually in the portfolio, not just X/Y but how healthy X and Y are.
SVB sold everything not held down by the law and tried to raise capital and couldn't get more than half a billion. that spooked their depositors because they're skittish faggot leftists who talk a big game about socialism but love the consequences of capitalism. end of story.

>>54109467
I want to jump to the timeline where it's still 2006 2bdeus.

>>54106343
>>54109383
it isn't happening, and it's been not-happening since the dotcom bubble, which i lived through as a young college lad too poor to invest, and observed closely.
it will continue to not happen.

>>54109537
I just want my kidneys to go back to where they were

>>54109543
Kek

>>54109538
oh well, fuck you too i guess for ruining my dream

RVing in the great Smokey mountains . Thanks onlyfans

So another day starts. I bagged some BAC yesterday. I didn't need to. I'd already hit my divvy target for the year. But hey when a gift is dropped you never hesitate.

>>54108832
10/10

>>54109583
>>54109570
comfy but onlyfans makes you a whore

>just set up portfolio of 70% stocks 30% funds as an S&S ISA

Aiming at long term investment, got an auto-invest pie setup. How the fuck can you tell if you've made terrible decisions or not without wasting years of potential savings time? Gone for a mix of long term stable companies and regular dividend payers, hopefully across a mix of industries. Should I be keeping to a dozen or so companies and fund, should I be aiming for hundreds?

>>54109597
anon just buy the market

>>54108832
Saved

>>54109598
You going to give us a prosper update?

>>54109608
acc or dist?

>>54105565
At least on the second one someone can tell what the fuck you are talking about.

>>54109674
index etfs dist and berkshire is acc

>>54106417
Not me. I own DRV.

If you are not long nasdaq and gold you are retard and ngmi.

>>54107338
Nah. I want to kick Russia's ass.
China is next.

>>54109689
>long nasdaq and gold
I like this
Physical gold?

THOSE RUSSELL 2000 FUTURES THO!?
Which of you faggots is ladder attacking the entire RUS?

All of the permabulls are getting a euphoric and cocky again. Might be a good time to double down on my shorts.

>>54109689
I'm long on SOXL, but it's gonna dip hard first.
I'm thinking the bottom this time will be around 8.

>>54109597
>How the fuck can you tell if you've made terrible decisions or not without wasting years of potential savings time?
You can't. You can buy stocks and go 10 years without any appreciation. If you are not actively trading leveraged etfs you are not gonna make it.

Sold my 100 FRC shares that i bought at the end of the day for $1000 gain now i can take the whole day off

>The Fed pivoted
>It's a bailout
Just saying shit like this seems like another signal of the top. You people do not understand these terms at all.

>>54109717
My goy in Christ. Look at SOX (the Philly Semi Index SOXL follows) and SOXX (the unleveraged ETF) and tell me it does not look like the meme chart go forward. Not sure why you would be long SOXL just to get rekt and reverse split. I'm telling you this because I don't really care what way the market goes, I'll trade it regardless.

Mumus sisters futures are neon green . CPI leaked and its KOLD

>>54109739
My the only regret I have right now is not having gone long it. Fuck me. I pussied out.

>>54109751
Mjeh 30 mins and we’ll see..

>>54109732
>>54109680

Guessing I've going to swap my pie to 70% funds then

He's gonna hike again

>>54109608
And in another 10 years Whites will be a minority in America and pretty much every other White country. That means the market and economy will be even better right? Just set it and forget it for 30 years right?

>>54109786
He’ll hike 25 bps I guarantee

>>54109805
He's doing 75 to make up for bailing out vc bros

>>54109776
>>54109800
literally just become a bogleheads, retail always copes for a million different reasons but index fags always win in the end
if you really want to you can factor invest

>>54109739
Same - I have no idea what they do or what their actual financial position is, but that sell off was crazy given the bailout. Made a few bucks but not gonna get greedy and also cashed out

>>54109672

>>54109820
He'll do 50-75 and claim that was always the plan. Some dumbass reporter will ask about SVB only to get schooled.

>>54109570
>>54109583
>only fans
>dog in bed
You just know...

Dax bros , they tried to burry us

>>54109845
I hope

okay, so which one of you chuds keeps searching for Kirby Air Ride Item Bounce?

>CPI

>>54109885
Who's searching for a dub for a comic...

SPY loving the CPI leak

>>54109908
Is it true that shit like this gets leaked or are you joking? Tbh it wouldn't really surprise me, it's not tip secret information and the big institutions would probably know before hand...

>>54109935
Of course it gets leaked. Why would anyone ever guess when investing money?

>>54109935
of course it gets leaked beforehand. but the more boring explaination is that big firms have their own departments who analyse CPI in-house, and are in agreement that it's cool this PM

>>54109960
They're wrong, of course.

>>54109976
>They're wrong, of course.

bonds finna be movin'

This mumu euphoria is making me rethink my longs

>>54109935
>>54109955
>>54109960
>>54110004

Sweet Sweet summer child...

>US Plays Down Idea of CPI Leak Following Pre-Report Trading
>BLS says it’s unaware of any early release of its data
>Core CPI rose 0.2% in November, less than economists predicted

>President Joe Biden’s press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, told reporters she was not aware of any leaks coming out of the White House, and suggested observers were reading too much into the market moves.
>“I can tell you this: There were no leaks from here,” Jean-Pierre said Tuesday. “I can tell you definitively, or at least I’m not aware of any leaks.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-13/us-statistics-agency-says-it-s-not-aware-of-early-cpi-release

>>54109908
Or they are front running you to sell their bags. Don't try to out trick the trickery.

>>54109885
I love that game. Truly my greatest investment.

>>54110013
Last time it leaked it was wrong, leaks are usually used to manipulate

>green before cpi

its over

>>54109668
Congratulations burp chad. Have fun out there.

>>54110035
Who would be this deceptive?

>>54110035
Plans changed

>>54110072
impossible to know

>>54109337
>>54109511

3min until CPI

Premarket Bank Leaders
WAL +41%
FRC 66%
PACW 49%

Oh no

PLEASE STOP LADDER ATTACKING THE RUSSELL 2000!

>>54110089
>inb4 dead cat bounce

ITS OVER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

6%

>mfw i went to kohl's yesterday

cooling

As expected BUY BUY BUY
As expected SELL SELL SELL

>>54110069
Thanks son

>>54110111
what's a ladder attack?

>>54110136
What about holding?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>+0.1% MoM
its over

>>54109976
you were saying, anon?

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

Well, they can't pause the hikes, but nobody sane expected that anyway. 25 bps it is,

HIKE THOSE RATES POWELL!
DO IT NOWELL!

>as expected
Bullish, the market has already priced that in.
>higher than expected
Bullish, more QE and a harder pivot.
>lower than expected
Bullish, inflation is cooling.

>inflation isn't going down
uh, fed bros didn't you say that the hikes had a delayed effect and should be working by now?

>>54110145
A cope used to dismiss one's own stupidity...I mean a dirty trick that is absolute real and not imaginary.

price index climbed 0.5 percent from the previous month, up from 0.4 percent in January

0.4% mom

>>54110151
How could spenders do this to us bros?

>>54109834
Whoops I should have waited another 30 minutes, left another 1000 on the table

>>54110154
Plans changed. My sources said hotter than expected.

Core is up

>>54110145
Whoops, wrong name.
Bracket attack? Someone is fucking with Russell 2000.

>>54110166
>as expected
Bearish, the market priced in a miss
>higher than expected
Bearish, JP's dick is already hard, they'll keep hiking
>lower than expected
Bearish, economy cooling too fast, recession incoming

>>54105338
WAL bros how we feeling? Think about selling at 60 with by 9.50 buy in price LOL

What does 6% mean?

>>54110177
Jesus fuck. As expected, inflation not cooling, things are fucked, so I guess we pump?

>>54109746
I don't think SOXL is going to reverse split.
I think it's dropping to 8, shooting up to 20, dropping to 10, shooting up to 30, etc before finally soaring to 100 then crashing back down.
You go ahead and be you though.
I'm trading SOXS and SOXL both.

buddy look at VIX computer

>>54110177
.5 anon

>>54110185
Yeah I saw. Oh well. Profit is profit

>>54110145
Something people say when the instrument they are long of goes down. It's supposed to be aggressive shorting driving the price down, but since le reddit popularized the term to retard during the GME situation, people just cry "ladder attack" as cope when their longs are not working out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CPI IS OUT SELL REDDIT SELL

>>54110197
Nobody sane is bearish, schizo doomer /pol/tard. We are 14 months into bobo's big gay crash and SPX isn't even down 20% from ATH.

Oops

>>54110213
Everyone sees it. Very bullish sign

>>54110213
The VIX is going to 35 easy.

>>54110160
I dunno about that. There's time yet. And .1 is on track to 2% year/year.

>>54110203
fed is coping and yes we need higher rates to bring down inflation and its not just "delayed" or the supply chain or any of their other random cope

core inflation is rising month to month implying that its getting entrenched and they are dragging this out too long

Nothing matters.

>>54110230
Dimwit here....elaborate..

WHY DIDNT I BUY BANK STOCKS FUCKKKKKK

>>54110219

>>54110167
stop saying bros when you mean faggots

>>54110246
Financial collapse is bullish because something something feds

>Books were cooked and will be revised up like the prior 2 months
You will not bully Uncle Jerome faggot media

mixed result.. Core is high, but CPI is on target... fuck Short or go all in????

>>54110228
I'm neither bearish nor bullish. I daytrade so I don't have to care for overall direction. Just shitposting.

Bull szn is back what y'all be buying?

>>54110261
cuz you listened to the "news" and twitter doomers?

vol collapsing, futes pumping.
its over for bears.

>>54110224
>>54110111
yea i don't think it's that. russell used to be a leading market indicator.

total bobo death

I'm thinking the HRL, TSN, CAG, etc are all going to get fucked.

>>54110257
>everybody selling off their OTM options = low VIX
>everybody loading up OTM options = high VIX

VIX dropped when CPI numbers came in

>>54110281
Housing starts heating up in the spring, apartment prices are already climbing now that the winter is over

Powell is gonna cave and do 25bps, now. We’re fucked.

>Second largest bank collapse in history

Priced in

>Bank run induced financial collapse

Priced in

>Hot CPI

Priced in

Sorry! It's priced in. It just is ok?

>>54110257
Everyone, from retailers to institutions, can see obvious patterns from obvious metrics like the VIX.
But only retail is dumb enough to get spooked by it. Buy the dip and hold.

>>54110281
what's the supercore CPI that Powell looks at?

>Supercore inflation comprises the price of services — things such as barbers, lawyers or plumbers — excluding energy and housing.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/what-is-supercore-inflation-11675195498

>Inflation rises 6% over last year in February, slowest since Sept. 2021
Bobos heemed

>>54110301
Large CPG/food manufacturers? Why?

>>54110263
Ah, you meant the full cpi, not core. My bad.

>CPI in line with expectations

RIP option holders

do i hold these fucking wells fargo puts to expity or what
surely in the next week this shit finally takes a hit right

>>54110333
I thought the FED looks at core PCE?

>>54110348
>

how are bonobos bearish in this booming bull trend? all the news is good so far. What are you worried about! fed is pivoting in march and CUTTING by summer. and the banking "crisis" was just resolved in 72 hours.

>>54110355
sorry chud, CPI is trans and we have to be nimble

MSM is reporting with the headline that 6.0% yoy is the lowest we've had recently. Not reporting 0.4% mom so we will pump

europoor pumping, asia dumping. whats up with that?

How many banks collapse today?

>>54110348

>>54110362
They live miserable lives and want everyone else brought down to their level. Many bobos are also not organic posters, most of them seem to be literal russian shills. The market is incredibly healthy, the job market is the strongest it has ever been and the Fed just pivoted to bailout banks. I agree there is no reason to still be bearish.

stop sending money to zelensky goys

Did the FED release anything from their super secret meeting yesterday?

>>54110360
how do i get to be like her?

>>54110380
Macro news on Auukus

>>54110291
Sorry, I misnamed. It's been painting red-green every minute for 2 hours this morning. large gap. 15 point jumps against 1750ish.

everything will be daijobu

>>54110362
>He thinks cutting is bullish

>>54110417
>

>>54110418
the nuclear sub thing?

>>54110400
Yeah, I'm friendless and my only social interaction is trading cartoon frog pictures with strangers on an anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum. Why wouldn't I want to see it all collapse? Why the fuck are you here normie fuckwad

Reminder that the blue line is still winning

>>54110435
Fact check: Missing context
In those periods of rate cuts the Fed was responding to a crisis and a severely damaged economy. The current economy is very healthy and we will be able to cut as inflation is close to it's 4% no landing target.

The market is going to pump hard today and basically my puts are fucked

>>54110451
what's the blue line kek

>>54110448
>This is the average bobo
You don't really fit in on this board.

>>bank fails
>>inflation
>>rising ((interest))
so what sectors do you buy in a situation like this?

>>54110458
>Fact check: Missing context
Kys

>CPI: The index for shelter was the largest contributor to the monthly all items increase, accounting for over 70 percent of the increase
we're so back

Inflation is caused by supply side problems which will work themselves out eventually and we will be back to the heavy deflationary forces we’ve had over the past 40 years which means more QE more zero % interest rates the market is forward looking and knows that what’s coming eventually

>>54110336
I think their margins are going to shrink.

>>54110490
>lashing out in anger because you know I'm right
This isn't the same as the usual pivot, sorry chud but it's time to switch to team bull.

>>54105371
>no chart title

Nice doodle faggot

>>54110464
Lower highs downtrend

>>54110458
4% is not the fucking target. Why would they admit defeat when the job market is hot and they have only these two mandates? There will be no pivot for no reason. They have either emergncy cuttings, like they usually end up, or they reach the 2% target.

>>54110409
Nah. I want to kick Russia's ass.
China is next.

>>54110380
Europooria will continue pumping because they are anticipating a war economy combined with
>retard strength ZIRP & "whatever it takes" QE by EOY anticipation euphoria.
They are thinking they are frontrunning another two decades of feverishly easy money.

>>54110423
if the russell's obviously going down why don't you just short?
>>54110496
rentoids - when will they learn??

>>54110488
Literally everything except financials. Yesterday made that clear.
Utilities and staples are always safe bet. Tech is the default acoomulation sector.

My SOXL average is 28. When am I finally going to be rolling in money?

>>54110522
Based tranny lover

>>54110522
>"WE LOVE OUR JEWS - OUR GOY ENFORCEMENT"

>>54110520
4% is absolutely the new target, they leaked it so much in the media as the "no landing" target.

>Corn still flirting just under 26K

Smells like another intra day 20%+ move on MARA and other trashy growth (ARKK) stocks again.

>>54110522
fuck off glowie SLAVA ACKRAINII

>>54110409
You have the view it as bounty on russians. pretty cheap

>>54110522
Based
Same

>>54110538
ive got TSLA and NVDA
what else should i add to this?

>>54110508
Looks like higher lows and higher highs

>>54110448
We are here to make money. Not to larp about imminent collapse - this is more suitable for /pol/

this is the last smg

>>54110588

>>54110606
that's because I'm finally gonna make it and never return

Where is that retarded Anon from last night that bought 4500 shares of BNKD at $14? I want to laugh at you. Already down 20% before the market even opens.

I will hold these WFC puts.
They'll expect one of us in the flames, lads.

>>54110520
>the job market is hot
hardly. between those who quit working to protest the election, and those who weren't working cause they had gibs me dat for 2 years, the job market is meh. Participation rate is 5% below first decade 2000. I suppose that could be Boomers stacking the deck, but after Covid, I'm not so sure.

>>54110606
good. just a bunch of whiners that didn't pick up WAL, FRC, PACW yesterday

>>54110531
I can't tell what it's doing, because it's been angling up, but the minute lines are redarted.

>>54110622
Two weeks, amirite?

>>54110606
For you, bobo.

>>54110652
and in conclusion, Iran and the Kremlin must be ended.

>>54110595
>cherrypicking the period

>>54110555
Checked yeah it looks like a faggot memestock pump day, COIN already +11% because buttcorn is over 25k now

I think ill take today off, these movements are extremely fake and gay

dont get chopped up in the volatility boys
surely youve learned your lesson by now right

NEW THREAD
>>54105338

>>54105338

>>54105338

baking.

>>54110409
Nah. Watching Russia and Russia adjacent niggers cry is my life blood. Not to mention that this year long 2 day military exercise is probably the only reason China shut the fuck up about invading Taiwan. If Russia couldn't pull it off when they're connected by land, what hope does China have trying to cross the sea with their shit Navy?

>>54110710
Retard

>>54110704
I'll keep holding onto my shorts, but boy today is looking rough. Might just sign out for the day and do some work, check back in after closing.

>>54110409
No

>>54110704
fuck I knew when I saw you yesterday I should have bought calls

>>54110747
>I learned it by watching you!

>>54110498

I tried telling these people that but they thought I was crazy or a jew or something. Who's right?
>>54110546
>>54110382
>>54110640

I was promised financial collapse.

reminder to buy weed stocks lmao dude

>>54110695
26.4K now. MARA 15% pre market; could be an easy all day pamp for crypto miners/banks if nasdaq doesn't crap out at the open.

>>54110794
Nothing ever happens. You should know this by now

>>54110498
could you give real world examples of these "supply side problems" ?

>>54110785
Almost like the phenomenon can have multiple causes.
In this case, 100% government meddling, in either direction. Not that there wasn't a plausible place for this.

>>54110522
Truly based. The entire world needs to learn to just shut the fuck up and listen to America when we tell you to do something.
Invest in major banks.
Don't invade your neighbors unless they have oil.
Don't steal intellectual property.
Don't trade in anything but USD
Keep your mouth shut when Daddy is talking.

>>54110794
If the world didn't collapse during 2 years of zero economic activity why would it crash now?

>>54110828
>Keep your mouth shut when Daddy is talking.
Drunk Russian orc projection.

>>54110799
why? something happening soon? they finally gonna legalize it on the federal level? what's taking so fucking long with that, anyways?

>>54110785
Those people watched too many doomers YouTube videos that always focus on money printing and ignore the "demand" part of the equation when it comes to the money.

>>54110828
t.

>>54110863
>why?
Because they rallied in the beginning of the year until I told ((anon)) euphorically about it. Now they are (short ladder attacked by ((anon))) at the bottom again and probably a good entry.

>>54110877
>ignore the "demand" part of the equation when it comes to the money
please elaborate

Is this really the last /smg/

GTLB is on sale this morning.
Buy it for 30 and sell it for 40 for some easy money.

>>54110927
baker fell asleep

>>54110649
minute lines are always retarded. do you have a brokerage/software that does volume charts?

>>54110799
>>54110863
weed was legalized by Donnie T in the 2018 hemp farm bill. D9 THC is the molecule that is illegal, but cannabis in its raw form only has THCa which converts into D9 THC once its heated. you can cultivate as much "hemp" as you want if you have a hemp grower license.

>>54110722
Anon, you promised baking?

>>54110927
yes

it's full of bitter ppl that didn't buy banks yesterday and put buying doomer bobos

>>54110927
>>54110937
>>54110950
I was lying, clearly. I can't believe you actually believed somebody on the internet would waste their time baking for (you). a single word and like cattle you all relax. disgusting

>>54110973
>>54110973

People actually thought it was too late to buy banks. They're up 50% premarket, if you bought the bottom yesterday you'd have 6x easy

Look at WAL

>>54110971
based

>>54110978
faggot

>>54110886
In mother russia those people would be dead in a ditch. Stop crying, nigger. Get gud.

>>54110907
Increased demand for money increases its value. Fed must print more money to ensure price stability, which is one of the main reasons they exist. Uneducated YouTubers of course call it inflation, and they are right according to classic definition (inflation = increased supply). Doesn't mean that Fed is doing something wrong tho

>>54111002
>babushkas are never fat
>russians are never obese drunkards

Seriously, where is that anon from last night? He blew 70k on a 3x leveraged inverse index for banking and he's already 20% down before the market even opens. Are you dead like I told you you would be? Did you do a flip?

>>54111139
why would he do that

>>54111253
Because he was in the thread calling anybody insisting that the fed had solved the problem a kike shill. So I told him to put his money where his mouth was.
See
>>54110615
He's so absolutely fucked and I love it.

FRC BROS WAGMI

COST AVERAGE $20

LET IT RIDE

AHHHHHH